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Joined 12-12-09, id: 2177360, Profile Updated: 07-18-15
Author has written 12 stories for Riviera, Disgaea, Angel Beats!/エンジェルビーツ, Record of Agarest War, Sekirei, and Magical Diary.

Hello fellow Fanfiction fans! My name is Joe but you probably won't remember that, so just remember Mystic Cake if you think of me (which you probably won't). I play video games a lot, watch anime a lot and generally annoy everyone I talk to by blathering on about my stupid opinions and thoughts on games and anime I've recently played (usually). Truly I have been blessed to have either friends who have a near-unlimited amount of patience for all my blathering, or they are excellent at not listening because I'm sure that actually listening to me is a surefire way to the path of madness. :)

I used to write crappy fanfics several years ago and if you liked them then you're welcome, I guess... even though now that I read them in retrospect most of them are god awful, but if they entertained someone then I suppose they couldn't be ALL bad. Nowadays I only write fanfiction if I'm super bored with anime and games and/or something really jumps out at me as being a good idea to write about (they almost always aren't), otherwise I'm either in some role play, which is to say living through someone far more interesting in text form, or... I dunno, just aging myself I guess.

Currently working on:

Nothing because I'm lazy and in college now, also I'ma working stiff. If you see me on this here website, I'm probably just here for the role playing. :)

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Dona Nobis Pacem by Feral Phoenix reviews
She is the symbol of peace in the land; she is the immortal queen of Paltina. And maybe that peace is as much agony as salvation. — Yggdra, Nessiah; a future.
Yggdra Union - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,131 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Yggdra Y. A., Nessiah A. A. - Complete
Disillusioned by Keltena reviews
When the two people closest to you are gone, sometimes it's hard to know who to blame. A few last words to the most influential person in Flonne's life.
Disgaea - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Flonne, Seraph Lamington - Complete
Fever Dream by Measured reviews
Justice is blind and within her hands are a sword and a scale. Justice has no mercy in the end.
Yggdra Union - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,328 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Complete
For My Husband? by Krile reviews
Remember, don't go chasing after any weird guys! - Milanor should REALLY have taken that statement more seriously.
Yggdra Union - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Mistel, Milanor - Complete
Ugly by Feral Phoenix reviews
There are many upon whose shoulders power never sits easily. At the moment, Asgard couldn't have a more unreliable trump card. And she knows it. Drabble. #367centric. Spoilers.
Yggdra Union - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/24/2008 - #367 - Complete
Allure by Feral Phoenix reviews
It's hard to be responsible when you're so in love with her you can hardly see straight. Especially when you're alone with her. And when it's kind of a natural imperative. GulcasaxYggdra. For zetaronin. Oneshot.
Yggdra Union - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,315 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Gulcasa, Yggdra Y. A. - Complete
The White Wings by Freedom Kira reviews
Encompasses the life of the new Guardian of Riviera, Ein, and his trials, abilities, and friends. How will he fare? What about his friends? How will everyone grow? ExF, LxR, SxL, CxS, other random pairings...?
Riviera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 82,935 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/26/2007 - Published: 7/9/2006
Magnifique by Whitewash reviews
Some things in life are inevitable, but you must take them on with strength and grace. That is the Bronquian way. [deathfic]
Yggdra Union - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Complete
Lost Hopes by Heian Edenwood reviews
A new series... Likely to be quite angsty. Ein hasn't returned since the defeat of SethRa and Fia is quickly losing hope... Contains attempt at suicide. EinxFia
Riviera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,509 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/6/2007 - Published: 2/12/2007 - Complete
Teddy by Feral Phoenix reviews
Because everyone knows that while Gulcasa likes to act all tough, he's really just a big softie who adores his little sister. Fluff, maybe mild spoilers for chapter 3.
Yggdra Union - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/17/2007 - Complete
Two of a Kind by Hathen reviews
A look into the lives of two sprites that are complete opposites, but may have more in common than they think...
Riviera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,395 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/27/2006 - Complete
Fateful Encounter by zblazer reviews
What if Ecthel landed somewhere else after escaping the Maze of Shadows? What if Malice wasn't dead for good? I'm going to try out the impossible. Please bear with me. Oneshot EcthelxMalice, and of course, all the other girls in love with Ecthel.
Riviera - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,312 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/29/2006 - Ein/Ecthel, Malice - Complete
Love at First Light by TemplarArchon reviews
An extremely short oneshot fic of an unexpected pairing. Witness the dawn of a new love between two friends through the simplest of loving words. Fluff, drabble.
Riviera - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/22/2005 - Complete
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Mother Malice reviews
Riviera AU where Malice is Ein's mother, and how I think that would affect the story. Thanks to weighed and measured for the vote of confidence! rated T for suggestive themes, moderate violence and some language
Riviera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,319 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 1/9/2010
Majesty reviews
It's been 3 long years since Damien was expelled from Iris Academy during my Freshmen Year; I haven't forgotten him, and I know he hasn't forgotten me in that long time. Today is graduation day, and he's promised me he has a big surprise gift waiting for me... Rating subject to change as I add more chapters
Magical Diary - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,356 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Damien R.
Reaching for the Moon reviews
One black March night, a grim fugitive escapes hastily to the forest. Once there, in relative peace, he contemplates what little future he has left...
Magical Diary - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,897 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Damien R. - Complete
The Cost of Virtue reviews
At long last... I've been preparing for this day for nearly my whole magical school career! But despite all my preparations and calculations, will everything go as I have planned?
Magical Diary - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,812 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Manuel A. - Complete
Divided we Stand reviews
Never the good test-taker, Minato now faces a new test, this one has more at stake than ever before. To pass this fearsome test, Minato will need to call upon all of his sekirei... as well as a few others that may or may not cooperate with him...
Sekirei - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,572 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/20/2012 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Minato S.
Summer Greetings reviews
There is no one more tragic, no one less stable, and no one more deserving of pity you can only give to virtual constructions- ladies and gentlemen, Asagi Asagiri will take what is rightfully hers, and make MANY others die in her wake...
Disgaea - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,426 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Asagi A.
The Unchosen reviews
The chronicles of all the fates of the girls you DON'T pick at the end of each generation, AU since the girls aren't sacrificed with Leonhardt and his descendants
Record of Agarest War - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,637 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/21/2010 - Published: 10/7/2010
Greatest Demonhood reviews
When Raspberyl's very demonic father comes for a visit, all hell breaks loose in evil academy, more so than usual!
Disgaea - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,712 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/5/2010 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Raspberyl - Complete
Reborn In Flames reviews
Mao has an unexpected surprise awaiting him when he returns to his room after Super Hero Aurum takes over... A quick oneshot
Disgaea - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Mao - Complete
Educational Suicide reviews
Almaz makes a HUGE mistake when he votes against Mao, who does all in his power as Freshmen Class Leader to make Almaz regret his vote.
Disgaea - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,100 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/14/2010 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Almaz von A. A., Mao - Complete
Here I Stand reviews
A sort of oneshot re-write of the ending of Episode 6: what if Naoi had shot and 'killed' Otonashi, leaving Angel all alone? WARNING, this story is EXCESSIVELY abstract- don't say I didn't warn you!
Angel Beats!/エンジェルビーツ - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Angel/Kanade T. - Complete
Demon Disease reviews
Two skilled demon hunters have an unfortunate fate awaiting them when they meet a charismatic demon who narrowly escapes death at their hands. Rated for slight violence, takes place after Ein/Serene ending.
Riviera - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,921 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 3/27/2010
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