Author has written 5 stories for Twilight, Harry Potter, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Scrubs, and Lost Boys.
I am 14 but yeah...
I love sunshine!!!
have you ever walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway.
Have you ever asked a really stupid, obvious question.
have you ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason.
have you ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking
have you ever tripped over air.
Have you ever misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters.
Have you ever thought: why am I'm listening to this person?
Have you ever completely forgotten what you were going to say, and then get told "it can't have been very important then" when you know it was IMPORTANT.
are you completely un-photogenic, even though you’re not normally that hideous.
Have you ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason.
Smile- it’s the end of the world (:
I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.
News from the file marked "DUH"
Have you ever stared at someone for a really long time for no reason.
If you die on an elevator make sure you push the up button.
Join the army. Visit exotic places. Meet strange people. Then kill them.
I live in my own little world, but its okay. They know me there.
Everyday, I beat my previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive.
Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.
Growing old is mandatory...growing up is optional...
WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff.
I'm not random; I just have many tho- CHEESEBURGER!
My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it’s gone.
Help I've fallen and I can't...hey nice carpet!
There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
Cheese… milk's leap toward immortality.
A true friend is someone who will still ride in a car with you no matter how many times you almost killed them.
Slinky + Escalator = Endless fun!
Everyone has a wild side; my friends and I just prefer to make ours public.
Without those blonde moments, life would be so dull.
People call me crazy, but I'm just random!
Are you random and proud of it.
Do you know someone who should get run over by a bus
Have you ever gone so fast on a boat while on a blow up sea-doo that the sea-doo has burst beneath you and you ended up doing multiple cartwheels on the waters surface that could have easily resulted in a broken limb and then laughed it off as you nearly drowned.
If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?
A rejected invention: Instant water! Just add water!
Have you ever, with no warning, laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny.
Do you think girls should rule the world and that it would be a better place.
Have you ever thrown something at a TV screen when you saw a character you despised.
Middle age is when you buy the cereal for the fiber, not the toy.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laughs when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing like, "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. (I find myself a very tough opponent). If you have ever had an argument with yourself and LOST!!!
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