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Joined 12-13-09, id: 2177608, Profile Updated: 02-11-12
Author has written 8 stories for Twilight, Harry Potter, Seven Kingdoms Trilogy, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Hunger Games, and Glee.

Okay... I've come back. I think that there is seriously something wrong with my writing process at the moment. I'm only able to write one chapter than... POOF the rest of the story is gone. Plus the second chapter to Family, Hogwarts and Warblers got deleted off my computer and I'm not really happy about that... I think I'm going to also give you a little status update on my personal info... O.O no... I'm not the most truthful person in the world haha so here's really what some of my info is:

Name: Emma

Age: 16

Date of Birth: The best day on Earth

Location: Behind you.

Favorite quote: "Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business."
"Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git."
"Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor."

Okay here are my opinions on the stories that are right now up on my account:

Family, Hogwarts, and Warbler's-

I will try to re-write the next chapter!!! Don't expect anything soon... my muse is dead at the moment for that story... sorry!

A Graced Girl-

I might do more... Don't expect anything soon.

A Lost Memory-

I've literally wanted to smash myself in the head due to my character Erin... ugh I hate her now! I might keep the story plot like it is... but I'll most likely be switching Erin out for another one of my awesome characters you haven't heard about :)

Cullen's Vrs. Potter's-

You know... I've been seeing a spike in views for this. I might just write another chapter!

Erik and Alex came after-

No one really cares about it... just some random story me and my friend made up now xD

How to make a fanfiction Cullen style-

Yeah... I'm going to delete that now that my friend no longer needs it.

Cross of worlds-

I feel bad for not having finished it... so I'll try to add a new chapter soon! (Plus, new characters are still being accepted... I have a few roles I still want filled... >:D )

The Early Years-

Yeah... that's going to be dissapearing soon.

What happens when the Volturi visit-

GONE! ADIOS! IT CAN NOT BE SAVED!!!! I'M ASHAMED THAT I EVER WROTE THAT!!!!!!!!! But I might rewrite it... it depends.

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Brotherly Love by twilightlover7081 reviews
Contuinng from The Awakening. Derek and Simon compete for something precious. Derek/Chloe ; Simon/Chloe?
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 38,515 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Chloe S., Derek S.
World Of Avatar by omgimmaperson reviews
When the Cullen's are transported to the world where Avatar takes place, they find themselves teamed with the Gaang in a war against a deadly pairing: The Volturi and Azula.
Crossover - Avatar: Last Airbender & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,084 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 2/27/2010
A New Enemy by sweet-lovin-zombie reviews
Jacob and Emmett find Nico being attacked by Victoria. After he is placed under the care of the Cullens, he realizes that they aren't exactly… human. How can he trust them? And what happens when Victoria comes back to finish what she started?
Crossover - Twilight & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,472 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Victoria, Nico A.
Wife Swap: Potter Vs Cullen by LightInNight reviews
What happens when pregnant Julie Potter, wife to the most powerful wizard and mother of two switches places with soft spoken vampire Isabella Cullen, loving wife and mother of one. Chaos obviously. Why is Draco being so nice?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,355 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/24/2012 - Published: 7/21/2009
Wife SwapCullen Edition! by lovelypurplefairy reviews
What happens when Alice and Jasper sign the entire family up for Wife Swap? Post BD. All vampires, includes Nessie and Jake. Read if you want a good laugh!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,780 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 6/19/2009
Harry Potter Books Rewrite: WITH YOUR CHARACTERS! by YouCrackMeLikeAnEgg reviews
Just as it says! Submit your characters to be placed in the last three HP books! My idea, do not steal! And, yeah, more info inside! *Closed*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 1/15/2012
A New Twist by The QAS reviews
After a strange chat with a certain ghost, Nico goes to England hoping for someone to help them fight Kronos, but what he gets, is a whole lot more than he bargains for...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 65 - Words: 59,764 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 11/3/2011 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Astoria G., Harry P., Nico A., Percy J.
Wolf Mania by myW0NDERWALL reviews
New story! Submit your person to be a wolf or an imprint and enjoy! *CLOSED
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,224 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 12/28/2010
Cedric's Return by Yotes08 reviews
Edward must face his past when the Cullens learn of the events at Hogwarts. Can they be of enough help?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,842 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Cedric D.
Sand To Hold by YouCrackMeLikeAnEgg reviews
Closed and being re done
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,594 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 10/13/2010
A Golden Age by Pepsigirl120 reviews
A SUBMIT YOUR OWN CHARACTER STORY! In this, Jade is the granddaughter of Elizabeth I. She is soon to ascend the throne. Longer summary is inside. Please review a character, it is appreciated. Any ideas that I get you will be credited for. R&R plz! Thanks!
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,122 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Jade W., Beck O.
Wife Swap with the cullens by DayDreamer2369 reviews
Alice enters the famiy on wife swap much and Esme is shipped off across the country to live with a snobby family from Vermont while Morgan from the simmons family tries to 'save' the cullens will she succeed? ALL VAMIRES Rated T because i am paranoind.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 19,438 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 2/20/2010
The Hogwarts Rules by aliceinwonderland2000 reviews
There is a list of rules for Hogwarts...but how did they come about? Why are students not allowed to sing "We're off to see the wizard" when going to see Professor Dumbledore, or paint houselves blue and call them smurfs? Find out here...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,029 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 9/13/2009 - James P., Fred W.
Jasper & Mr Yankee Teacher by NinjaWafflePublishingCo reviews
What happens when a stubborn Jasper meets a stubborn Yankee Civil War History teacher? Will Jasper *gasp* FAIL CIVIL WAR HISTORY? read to find out. pre-twilight but not by much please read & review
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,647 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/4/2011 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Jasper
10 Things You Never Knew About the PJO Characters by SisterOfAnElvenWannabe reviews
Title says it all. Please R&R
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/3/2011
Defying Gravity by Haely Potter reviews
Harry Potter becomes the gudance councillor of WMHS after Ms. Pillsburry quits. Changes occure and one Kurt Hummel is in the middle of them with a huge crush on the mysterious green eyed man. Harry/Kurt
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,551 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 544 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Harry P., Kurt H.
The Greatest of These by SisterOfAnElvenWannabe reviews
"Now these three remain faith, hope, and love, but the greatest of these is love' 1 Corinthians 13:13
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Marcus - Complete
From Camp With Love by apiratesmile reviews
Apollo currently has five children at Camp Half-Blood. Parent's Day is coming up soon and they are desperate to bring their father down to Earth. Hope you Enjoy :
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,976 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Apollo
Falling by TribalGirl reviews
Ethan Nakamura was still alive when he fell through the floor of Olympus, wasn't he? And it would have taken him a while to hit the ground, right? So here's my take on his thoughts while he's falling. And dying. Kind of a poem in paragraph form.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Ethan N.
The Things We do for Love by MirandaRose22 reviews
The Ministry of Magic enforces the Marriage Law. Sirius Black and Hermione Granger are forced together. This story contains, a whirlwind of Laughing, Crying, Sex, and maybe even Love.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,192 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
Percy, Meet Dora by Max8080 reviews
This story is dangerously pathetic and OOC. Read only if you enjoy these kind of pathetic crossovers. UPDATE: NEW CHAPTER ADDED! NEW CHAPTER ADDED! NEW CHAPTER ADDED! READ!
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Dora the Explorer - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/6/2011 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Percy J. - Complete
Darkness Rising by Angelitz reviews
Sequel to TSBVL. After Dumbledore's death, Prof. McGonagall finds a mysterious note. The Golden Trio are sent away, but Harry has other plans. On a mission for the gods, Nico uncovers a dangerous plot that will change the fate of the world. Summary inside
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,919 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Harry P., Nico A.
The Stoll Brothers' Visit to London by Angelitz reviews
What happens when the Stolls find a flyer for Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes and drag Nico along for a "trip" to Diagon Alley? What happens when their paths intertwined with a certain Golden Trio? Chaos, laughs and "accidental mishaps" is what happens! R&R
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,299 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Harry P., Nico A. - Complete
House of Night Oath by SisterOfAnElvenWannabe reviews
Inspired by the Percy Jackson, Twilight, and Hunger Games oaths, my first attempt at House of Night fanfiction Please R&R
House of Night - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Complete
Worlds Collide at Hogwarts by SisterOfAnElvenWannabe reviews
Some of the students at hogwarts are nore than just witches and wizards. full sum. inside. A lot more than just Harry Potter and Twilight. applicants needed! submit your charrie now! R&R please. T just in case.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/21/2010
Wife Swap: Cullen vs Brooke by OliviaAnnV reviews
Emmett signs Esme up for Wife Swap. The new mom is actually kinda nice... but she hates the Cullens. And what about her husband and kids? Rated T but it could change.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,929 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Alice, Esme
The Twilight Chronicles by Jammeke reviews
Things the character would say—if I had anything to say about it.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,736 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Complete
Wife Swap: Cullen Style, Lee's vs Cullen's by Pepsigirl120 reviews
Since there were a few of these here, I thought it would be fun to make my own. So, what happens when the Cullen's go on Wife Swap? ZivaKateAbby4Eva helped co-author this! Rated T for language later, and other things!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,904 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 4/24/2010
For Gods Sake, I'm Percy by TheaterFreak123 reviews
What happens when Percy Jackson and Annebeth find out about the movie? Who is the traitor that sold their life story? What happens when a certain girl is trying to steal Percy? Who is her godly parent? Poll on profile page. Please answer it about story
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,731 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
The Kissing Booth by JazzofPalePhoenix reviews
Uh Oh!Percy have accidently insulted Paul and now Paul wants revenge. What happens when Paul signs Percy up for the kissing booth at a Carnival?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,759 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 49 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Wife Swap Files Book One: Demigods and Vampires by SisterOfAnElvenWannabe reviews
This is the first story in a planned series about different book characters going on Wife Swap. The Cullens including Jacob and Renesmee's children swap wives with Percy and Annabeth's family. What will happen? Will they discover each others secrets? R&R.
Crossover - Twilight & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,158 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Esme, Annabeth C.
The Cullens watch New Moon by just-a-crazyfanpire reviews
Sequel to 'The Cullens watch Twilight'
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,376 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 39 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cullens go to Hogwarts by Erica.K.Bailey reviews
The Cullens discover the world of magic when they go to Hogwarts during the TriWizard Tournament. Post Eclipse/pre-Breaking Dawn, during Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. Canon/AU WINNER - Best Crossover Twi-HP at twiawards . web . com
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 248,908 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Edward - Complete
Sirius' Daughter by SisterOfAnElvenWannabe reviews
What If Sirius Black had a daughter with Athena goddess of wisdom? Andi is a second year when her father breaks out of Askaban. Add that to quidditch, classes,bullies, and monsters and its sure to be an interesting year. I suck at summaries. Please R&R.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 36 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Sirius B.
Percy Jackson Meets Twilight! by cutegabrielle reviews
Percy and the gang meet the wolf pack and the Cullen's but the Cullen's think about taking them to the Volturi cause they don't know that their demigods and they think they're dangerous.
Crossover - Twilight & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 33 - Published: 4/25/2010
Twilight On Crack by purple-panda95 reviews
What happens when vampires get drunk/high? Read to find out.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 19,208 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 5/4/2009
When Roads Cross by Em1508 reviews
Charlie finds a teenaged injured boy, Percy, and takes him to the Cullens. What could have injured Percy so much? Can he get himself to water to heal himself without the Cullens getting suspicious, and both sides find the other slightly odd.
Crossover - Twilight & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,768 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 3/12/2010 - Published: 2/24/2010
Wife Swap: Cullen Family vs Smith Family by teamcullen1395 reviews
Okay, so I was reading some other wife swap stories and had an idea for one. First fanfic. let me know if it sucks or not. rated T just to be safe. Post BD w/ Renesmee and Jacob.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,636 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 1/5/2010
The Cullens Halloween by vampiregurl97 reviews
The Cullens decide to go to the Halloween dance and on the countdown to the day of the dance they cook, play truth or dare, and even have fun with Bella's human freinds! Will disaster occur? Hopefully, very funny. NOT one-shot! T because of some language
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,412 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Long Weekend by i-heart-sparkly-things reviews
With Charlie gone on a fishing trip all weekend, Bella goes to stay with the Cullens. But what will happen when they all get bored and need some entertainment. Emmet has a bust up with an old lady, Alice befriends a stuffed dog and Bella takes revenge.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 52,276 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Complete
Edward Feels Sexy by TwilitisVictim reviews
This is what happens when Edward feels ferocious. WARNING: Do not read if you are Team Leech. Co-written by my friend Jo. One-shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Edward - Complete
What I've Been Waiting for by Sword-WieldingDemigod12697 reviews
We've read the story about Seaweed Brain's 1st summer at Camp Half-Blood and his quest for the master bolt. But what about Wise Girl? sorry i suck at summaries. basically lightning thief from Annabeth's POV. rated just in case
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,514 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/11/2009 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
The Big No Nos at Hogwarts by Pickle-c.o reviews
Ever wonder what muggle borns have to deal with at Hogwarts? HOw hard could it be for them to restrain themselves from not doing muggle jokes. Here is the Howgarts Guideline for muggle born students.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,432 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Complete
Weasley's Top Twenty Tips to Survive Hogwarts by Pickle-c.o reviews
Based off of The Big No Nos of Hogwarts. Paige White is a new, not only to Hogwarts but the whole Wizarding World. Luckily our favourite Weasley Twins have a solution. A handy list of tips for Paige to faithfully follow. Naturally chaos ensues. RxR
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/17/2009
Did he just say Sex ED? by just-a-crazyfanpire reviews
A normal day, normal teachers, almost normal students. What could happen? But then appears in the schedule a new different course.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 43,546 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Power Puff Cullens by HYPERchicadee reviews
Jasper,Emmett and Edward are bored so Jasper suggests that they start a crime fighting league, the only problem is that the rest of the family esspecially the girl friends don't think it's such a good idea. OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Jasper, Edward
Get Out Of My Way! by Tbf-DB reviews
The Cullen’s are each given a list of human tasks to complete before each of their siblings. A friendly competition gets sticky, gooey, bubbly and violent...Edward will never look at walkers the same...So who will suffer the ultimate humiliation?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,237 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Bella, Edward
GUN FIGHT! by HYPERchicadee reviews
we were going to dance but shooting each other is so much more fun!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
The Lion, the Witch and the Emmett by leopardspotz17 reviews
It’s moving day for the Cullens, and Emmett decides to take a look around the new house. Chaos is unleashed when he finds a way into Narnia.
Crossover - Chronicles of Narnia & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,547 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Emmett
Picking Charlie's Brain by vjgm reviews
It is Post Breaking Dawn, and Bella is changed, and married to Edward. Charlie finds out that Bella is a vampire, but no one believes him. They take him to the hospital and put him under the care of the skilled Dr. Dover! Fun ensues :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,413 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 107 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Charlie S. - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8402 - Favs: 7,580 - Follows: 1,751 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
101 Reasons Why Snape is a Vampire by Moonlite Knight reviews
Presented by Messers Harry Potter and Ronald Weasley. Miss Hermione Granger would like to state that she did not encourage, assist, or acknowledge this list in any way, shape, or form, and hopes Snape never learns of its existence.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 48 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Beyond the Darkness II: The Philosopher's Stone by Orion Scorpio reviews
AU & sequel to 'Beyond the Darkness: The Early Years'. After growing up in hiding with supposed Death Eater and massmurderer Sirius Black, Harry is now eleven and ready to start his first year at Hogwarts... and heaven help that school.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,772 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 12/20/2006 - Published: 9/25/2005 - Harry P.
Beyond the Darkness: The Early Years by Orion Scorpio reviews
AU. What if Sirius Black had Disapparated right after Pettigrew framed him, and proceeded to kidnap Harry from the Durselys? Harry grows up with Sirius while hiding from former Death Eaters, the Ministry AND the Order of the Phoenix!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,148 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 8/24/2005 - Published: 4/8/2005 - Sirius B., Harry P.
Alone in the Universe by Mimbulus reviews
Harry Potter is on the television show Survivor after having defeated Voldemort. Now officially AU. Sequel to my Wife Swap story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,343 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/25/2005 - Published: 6/20/2005 - Harry P.
Someone To Turn To by Mimbulus reviews
What if the Dursleys had gone on the reality show Wife Swap when Harry was nine years old? It doesn't change the canon plotline, but it's AU because Wife Swap didn't exist in England in 1989.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,534 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/5/2005 - Published: 5/6/2005 - Harry P.
WIFE SWAP by just wibble wobble wooble reviews
Albus Dumbledore 'accidently' signs mrs Weasly up for a muggle reality TV programme...using the english TV programme wife swap
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,473 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/12/2005 - Published: 11/7/2004 - Molly W.
Of Potions, Teacups, and Tie-Dyed Shirts by Aira reviews
A game of Truth or Dare during Potions I submitted for METMA Mandy's challenge. Please R/R. WARNING: high degree of stupidity
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/3/2001
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The First Hunger Games reviews
Let me just tell you that this is a sign up story! Submit your own character, I'm going to need like twenty four at least! Right now it's open and there's a big as heck summary inside! Seriously, you might love this story once it's made. And you might not
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,392 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 9/3/2011
What happens when the Volturi visit reviews
Okay! This is going to be discontinued... but if you really, really, want to read it... go ahead. But I'm not writing more. Go to my little profile and I'll tell you more about what I'll do with the plot line of it! I will make another better version!
Crossover - Twilight & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,184 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 1/11/2010
Family, Hogwarts, and Warblers reviews
What would happen if Blaine and Harry were brothers? Blaine was born a year before Harry, put up for adoption in the U.S. and then found by Sirius to be introduced back to harry while he's in his Fifth year at Hogwarts, and Harry will need Blaine's help.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 39 - Published: 6/10/2011
The Cross of Worlds reviews
Full summary inside. What would happen when characters from different areas collied in one area? No idea. when vampires, wizards, half-bloods, human monsters, and Gracelings meet something strange is bound to happen, much better than it seems!closed srry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,362 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 12/19/2010
Erik and Alex Came After
This is the story of two young demigods in an alternate reality after the Lost Hero. They think that they're enemies until they join together and realize that they are a force to be reckoned with. this is a co-write! but this is a really good one.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,524 - Published: 2/6/2011
A Lost Memory reviews
ok so Erin is having a tipical day, cleaning out her closet. but then she finds a box filled with things that looked like it would be from a different world. She flashes back to a memory she lost somehow... ok better than it sounds! R&R
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,596 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/13/2011
A Graced Girl reviews
this is about a girl named Alex she lives in the Middluns with her family one day when they're searching for graced kids they find out shes graced she gets taken to king Randas court and gets a surprise when she has to fight Katsa to the death
Seven Kingdoms Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,760 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/31/2010
Cullen's v Potter's! reviews
Harry Potter and Twilight! Fred and George sign the Potter's up for wife swap and Emmett and Erin oc sign the Cullens up, how will Ginny deal with no magic with these Vampires! how will the Potters not use magic inside while Esme is there? R&R!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,305 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 9/3/2010
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