Kei the Average
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Joined 12-13-09, id: 2177704, Profile Updated: 12-29-14
Author has written 16 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Adventures of Tintin.

My Name is Kei the Average and I have way too many feelings about fictional characters!

You may already know me either from my Tumblr (keitheaverage) or as KawaiiLollypop on Youtube. Yes, I've come to Fanfiction.net to spam you all with my mushy fluff of one-shots and romance fics. Perhaps in the future you may even see some action/adventure stories! But no matter what, I'll do my best to give you the very best of my writing ability!

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Heaven reviews
They say in Heaven, love comes first. Character death up the yin-yang. Angst city. Haddotin.
Adventures of Tintin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,734 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/28/2013 - Tintin, Captain Haddock - Complete
Marmalade
After a tiring week of babysitting Abdullah, Tintin and Haddock take some time alone to relieve themselves of their stress. Among other things. Haddotin PWP.
Adventures of Tintin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,194 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2013 - Tintin, Captain Haddock - Complete
More Good Than Harm reviews
Captain Haddock is much more than just the bumbling drunkard he once was; but every now and then he needs to be reminded of that. Nightmare elements. Haddotin. Takes place shortly after Rodier's Alph-Art.
Adventures of Tintin - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/14/2013 - Tintin, Captain Haddock
May I Have This Dance? reviews
"Forget them," I said. "It's only a dance." A night out from Haddock's point of view. Haddotin.
Adventures of Tintin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/20/2013 - Tintin, Captain Haddock - Complete
The Art of Loosening Up reviews
Haddock has taught Tintin a lot of stuff during the course of their relationship. This might be one of the best lessons of all. Sweet, established Haddotin.
Adventures of Tintin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,435 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Tintin, Captain Haddock - Complete
Caught Red-Hooded reviews
When it comes to storytellers, Captain Haddock may be the best around. Even if his stories aren't the most accurate. Mild implications abound with some sweet Haddotin at the end.
Adventures of Tintin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Captain Haddock, Tintin - Complete
Nothing to Fear reviews
We all know Tintin as a strong, independent, and courageous hero. But he gets scared of things too. More bromantic Haddotin.
Adventures of Tintin - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/5/2012 - Tintin, Captain Haddock - Complete
In Full Bloom reviews
Captain Haddock has a very special surprise for Tintin, one that's been long overdue.
Adventures of Tintin - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Captain Haddock, Tintin - Complete
In Sickness and in Health reviews
Poor Captain Haddock is run down with a nasty cold! Luckily he's got good ol' Tintin around to offer some tender, loving care. Full-on Haddotin fluff-fest.
Adventures of Tintin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,805 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Captain Haddock, Tintin - Complete
Shipper on Deck reviews
A silly story in which Captain Haddock finds out about one of Tintin's more guilty pleasures.
Adventures of Tintin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Tintin, Thomson and Thompson - Complete
A Fish Out of Water reviews
Captain Haddock has an uneventful day at sea, until a redheaded merman gets tangled in one of his nets.
Adventures of Tintin - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Captain Haddock, Tintin - Complete
My First Date reviews
Tintin and the Captain reminisce about what very well could have been their first date. Flashback takes place shortly after Crab with the Golden Claws.
Adventures of Tintin - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,907 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Tintin, Captain Haddock - Complete
His Masterpiece reviews
Haddock takes up an art class to help him get his mind off of drinking. While he enjoys it, he's having the hardest time with drawing people. Luckily Tintin is there to lend a helping hand. Rated M-just in case-for almost-sex
Adventures of Tintin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,853 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Tintin, Captain Haddock - Complete
Their Song reviews
"They say that, when you miss someone very much, it's best to remember the times that you had together that made you the happiest. And nothing, I knew, made him happier than when I played that song for him."
Adventures of Tintin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,059 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Tintin, Captain Haddock - Complete
Zipper reviews
World meetings were bad enough for Germany, but how much more can he take when Italy brings his favorite hoodie and won't stop unzipping it?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Like it Was Yesterday reviews
Germany reflects on his life as a father, and the joys and pains of watching your daughter grow up. Contains some OCs and slight M-preg. My first story on , and I hope it serves as a good read.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,106 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Germany - Complete