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Most idiotic character:
These are some quotes that I like from Harry Potter, the others are just the other random quotes I find amusing.
Of all the trees we could've hit, we had to get one that hits back. -- Ron,
Anyone can speak Troll; all you have to do is point and grunt. -- Fred Weasley
"Brilliant! It's Potions last thing on Friday! Snape won't have the time to poison us all!"
"'Well, I had one that I was playing Quidditch the other night,' said Ron, screwing up his face in an effort to remember. 'What do you think that means?'
"Why were you lurking under our window?"
Speaking quietly so that no one else would hear, Harry told the other two about Snape's sudden, sinister desire to be a Quidditch referee.
"But why's she got to go to the library?"
Hermione "Aren't you two ever going to read Hogwarts: A History?"
"Ron, we're supposed to show the first-years where to go!"
"What's that?" said Ron, pointing at a large dish of some sort of shellfish stew that stood beside a large steak-and-kidney pudding.
"Yeah, I've seen those things they think are gnomes," said Ron, bent double with his head in a peony bush, "like fat little Santa Clauses with fishing rods."
"Ron," said Hermione in a dignified voice, "you are the most insensitive wart I have ever had the misfortune to meet."
"Are you trying to weasel out of showing us any of this stuff?" said Zacharias Smith.
"You're a prefect? Oh Ronnie! That's everyone in the family!" Molly Weasley
"Moronic though some of this class undoubtedly are, I expect you to scrape an 'acceptable' in your O.W.L., or suffer my ... displeasure."
"Ah, of course. There is no need to tell me any more, Ms. Granger. Which one of you will be dying this year?"
"The thing about growing up with Fred and George," said Ginny thoughtfully, "is that you sort of start thinking anything's possible if you've got enough nerve."
"Has Ron saved a goal yet?" asked Hermione.
"Harry!" said Fred, elbowing Percy out of the way and bowing deeply. "Simply splendid to see you, old boy–" "Marvelous," said George, pushing Fred aside and seizing Harry's hand in turn. "Absolutely spiffing." Percy scowled. "That's enough, now," said Mrs. Weasley. "Mum!" said Fred as though he'd only just spotted her and seized her hand too. "How really corking to see you-"
"I'll look for him later, I expect I'll find him upstairs crying his eyes out over my mother's old bloomers or something...Of course, he might have crawled up into the airing cupboard and died...But I mustn't get my hopes up..."
"No...not exactly..." said Hermione slowly. "More...wondering...I suppose we're doing the right thing...I think...aren't we?"
"...from now on, I don't care if my tea leaves spell die, Ron, die, I'm chucking them in the bin where they belong."
"Percy wouldn't recognize a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing Dobby's tea cozy."
"'You're dead, Potter'
"So we've just got to try on the hat!" Ron whispered to Harry. "I'll kill fred, he was going on about wrestling a troll."
"Maybe it was some other monster that was attacking people..." "How many monsters d'you think this place can hold?" Ron asked dullly.
"That'd be a cheerful visit," said Ron. "'Hello, Hagrid. Tell us, have you been setting anything mad and hairy loose in the castle lately?'"
"An Unbreakable Vow?" said Ron, looking stunned. "Nah, he can’t have... Are you sure?"
"I thought you lived in that girls' bathroom?" said Harry, who had been careful to give the place a wide berth for some years now.
"When we were in Diagon Alley," Harry began, but Mr. Weasley forstalled him with a grimace.
"There is no way they'd let me be a Death Eater!" said Ron indignantly, a bit of sausage flying off the fork he was now brandishing at Hermione and hitting Ernie Macmillan on the head. "My whole family are blood traitors! That's as bad as Muggle-borns to Death Eaters!"
He had known Ginny for years now...It was natural that he should feel protective...natural that he should want to look out for her...want to rip Dean limb from limb for kissing her...No...he would have to control that particular brotherly feeling...
Harry gaped at him. He had not expected this and was not sure he wanted to hear it. Friends they might be, but if Ron started calling Lavender "Lav-Lav," he would have to put his foot down.
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have
I never did give them hell. I just told the truth, and they thought it
Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get
Nobody believes the official spokesman... but everybody trusts an
Men, it has been well said, think in herds; it will be seen that they