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Joined 12-13-09, id: 2178211, Profile Updated: 11-12-10
Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.

Hi my name is Neko! I'm from AZ and my first story will have real live people mentioned if you are one of those people and I did not get permission it was because I forgot or you didn't tell me I couldn't mention you. So poo on you.

Please vote on my poll i need it for the story I'm currently writing, it doesn't matter whether or not you care about it! Please vote!

Please take a looks see at my stories and tell me what you think!

Once I started a story with my best friend,

But had to stop when we left to go our own ways.

Now I started a story with the people in my head,

But had to stop when my dad took the laptop.

I found my old DevianArt account password! Now i can finally put stuff up! Just look for Mao-chan07!

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A Stupid Way To Die by Lila Mae reviews
Uchiha Itachi and Ororchimaru die... in the stupidest ways that a shinobi can... UPDATE Now including the ignoble death of Kakashi!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,717 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/20/2013 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Itachi U., Kakashi H., Orochimaru
Maleficum by Pinkuro reviews
Akatsuki has a new hideout, there's just one issue: it's a cursed house. oneshot FIC WRITTEN WITH KAIRA KON, AND NOW BETA'ED!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,195 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
A Day out of Autobot Life by Randomus Prime reviews
Channel FSHit wants to make documentary on the Autobots' daily life. "So, Prime, why did you agree to this in the first place?" "They sent me an e-mail. I thought I was talking to Oprah …" Crack!Fic, mentions of slash, mild language
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,872 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Complete
Starscream's the one and only by NovaBlastTF reviews
"Think that someone else would make a superior second in command then me huh? I'll show them!." Anyone would be better Starscream? He's gonna prove them wrong Autobot style. Edited by Fliara48
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,617 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Starscream - Complete
The Shark and the Weasel by elric0sis reviews
Itachi is a beautiful man in his small village where his younger brother reigns supreme, blinded from birth. One day, he stumbles upon a blue ogre in the woods. What will become of these two? YAOI! Next in my Akatsukiloid series !
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
The Silly Akatsuki Meet Wonderful Sues by Bleeping Bloop reviews
Pein decides two man teams aren't enough for capturing the demons. He hears about super powered females called 'Mary-Sues', naturally he tries to recruit them. Many variations of Sues used. Many hurt Akatsuki members, very evil Itachi and a busty Hidan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,619 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Akatsuki, Itachi U.
Red Dawn, New Light by Bleeping Bloop reviews
Poem or song about Akatsuki. Helps if you read it aloud.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Akatsuki's Newest Member! by Bleeping Bloop reviews
A new Akatsuki joins the ranks! Everyone loves her! Written because I am sick and tried of all the OC's running around. Pure crack in it's highest form. Only for people who want a good laugh!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,568 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Akatsuki, Itachi U.
Swimming with Sharks by snitcheyes411 reviews
Itachi is an outcast living on the beach. Kisame is the shark version of a merman. Kisame/Itachi yaoi. Don't like, don't read. Don't own, don't sue.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,024 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Hidan Meets A Mary Sue by chockitta reviews
An exaggerated and slightly humorous parody of what would REALLY happen if Hidan met a Mary-Sue.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Hidan - Complete
A Bright Flash and Angel Wings by elric0sis reviews
Kisame Hoshigaki and Itachi Uchiha were happily living with eachother in Hiroshima. They had friends, an education and most importantly eachother, until that day, then everything changed. Based on a true event. YAOI! rated for future blood and gore.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,556 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Air Force One by Mistflyer1102 reviews
The 401st was an elite U.S. Air Force squadron that was called to duty at Mission City. As the hunt for the perpetrator of the attacks begins, F-22 pilot Alexis Preston begins to suspect that the new recruit to the base knows more than he is letting on.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 191,722 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Starscream - Complete
Your 'Wife' by Melby7777 reviews
In order to save his sister from marrying a man she did not love, Hidan switches places with Hidako and marries Lord Kakuzu. Yaoi, eventual smut. IT IS COMPLETE starts off bad, ends pretty good
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 25,047 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Fairy Tale by flaafo reviews
Good Lord I must have been high when writing this. Enjoy this crack. TobiDei/DeiTobi/WHATEVER
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Deidara, Konan - Complete
Whispers in the Dark by Oni-Gil reviews
07 Movieverse. The night watchman at Sector Seven spends a night with NBE-1 and learns why nobody ever does it twice.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Megatron - Complete
Love For Profanity by Awesome Anonymous reviews
-::HidaHina::- Hidan really only desired one thing: someone who cursed as much as he did.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Hidan, Hinata H. - Complete
Give An Inch, Take a MegaMile by ryagelle reviews
Ratchet is fed up with Sideswipe's nonsense. Set sometime between Cave Canem and Lapsus Memoriae. Ratchet/Sunstreaker, Ratchet/Sideswipe, Prowl/Jazz, Red Alert/Inferno, Wheeljack/Bluestreak, G1, warnings for plug'n'play.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,398 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Ratchet, Sideswipe - Complete
Technical Difficulties by LittleMewLugia reviews
Sam tries to send an image he found on the Internet to his friend, Miles. Unfortunately, Sam hits the wrong button and sends said image to everyone in his address book-including his Autobot friends.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,086 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Complete
Operation: Splitting Up Team Annoyance by niver reviews
Itachi can't sleep at night, and it isn't because of nightmares or teenage hormones. It's because the most annoying Akatsuki pair ever, Sasori and Orochimaru, just won't shut up. /Orosaso if you squint/ /SERIOUSLY OOC CRACK/ /oneshot/
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,542 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Itachi U., Sasori - Complete
Beastly Callings by darkalbino reviews
When a creepy dark man finds Naruto in an unpleasant predicament, Naruto agrees to let him stay at his house in exchange for a little help. But what Naruto doesn't know is that this man, Sasuke, has a very strange, unexpected secret. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,178 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 517 - Updated: 1/19/2008 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Jabberwocky: Uchiha Remix by Gigabomb reviews
Itachi x Kisame, speculative AU. One man's genius is another man's insanity.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
20 Truths About Sasori and Deidara by homeostatis reviews
Twenty Random Truths about the Master and his Lackey. [Interpret as you will]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
You Betcha by ckret2 reviews
The English dub was already notorious for turning Naruto's 'dattebayo' into 'believe it'. Will Deidara's 'un' get away safely? Not a chance! Then again, some characters have it worse... [Spoilers ONLY for Akatsuki members' names. Crack!fic, oneshot.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 799 - Follows: 67 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
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I'm The Akatsuki WHAT? reviews
"Let me get this stright, so long as I play a good maid I won't be killed?" "That's the deal." Falling asleep on the couch has never led to this much trouble before. Rated for Hidans' mouth and yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,071 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Akatsuki
Drabbles to ITAW
I thought this up and decided too many things were left unsaid. That being said you have to read the main story to understand these ones. FYI any reviews here will be tallied into the main story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,148 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Akatsuki