WizardsandWings101
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Joined 12-13-09, id: 2178244, Profile Updated: 08-08-11
Author has written 3 stories for Maximum Ride, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

Hey, this is Alex and Elli! (not our real names, but who really wants to know?) Alex is previously known as the anonymous reviewer ZeldaObsessed and I (Elli) worked with Zeldalover84 on some of her stories. If you don't know who those people are, then awesome! You don't have blackmail on us! We're two awesome best friends who live in the wonderful state of Pyscho in the lovely country of Schizophrenia, on the magnificent planet of Freakatron. We created it. In our British accent infested minds.

Ello old chap! Alex! Control your alter personality! Oh, you're one to talk. Get a hold of Carolynn, Elli! She's a smarmy git! Oh, really? Eliza sits there and brags all day about her absolutely spiffing cricket skills! And she can't even hold the bat!Well, you know what? I ought--AHEM! I'm sorry, sometimes our uh..."friends" get out of control. FYI, italics are Alex and bold words are Elli. Normal is both of us. Carolynn is Elli's alternate personality, and Eliza is Alex's.

Anyways, as you can see, we're slighty crazy. And if you were wondering about our username, Wizards is for me (Elli), because I'm obsessed with Harry Potter, and Wings is for Alex, because she loves Maximum Ride. The book series, not the person. That goes for Harry, too. Actually, we both love Maximum Ride, Alex is just a little more obsessive about it than I am. And that's about all for now. Later we'll post quotes, story updates, and such. Right now, we're off to get some ice cream! Toodles!

Story Updates: (Like anyone cares)

Alright, since people actually liked my story, Snow and Shovels (are you guys crazy?), I've decided that, as a sort of personal goal, every time I have a snow day I will write a one-shot for Percy Jackson and the Olympians. Or something else, if anyone cares to ask. It will commence today, 12/13/10, and end, well, whenever the sun begins to truly shine again. Reviews and suggestions would be greatly appreciated, as I will probably have a hard time coming up with new ideas should I get many snow days. These stories will be added to Snow and Shovels, since that was my first snow day one-shot.

Alex here! I'm taking my old stories Slow Fade and Careful what you Wish, and reposting them on my new account "BarefeetandBlueJeans96", if anyone wants to see them. I'm going to majorly edit them, and try to get them close to the standard of Elli's writing.. which is impossible, cause I can't do humor, but, hey, I'll try! So check out my new acct for any stories I might be posting, and please give me feedback! I'm still very very new to all of this :)

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Alright, here are some of our favorite books/characters/movies/all that jazz.

Books:

Harry Potter

Percy Jackson and the Olympians

Maximum Ride

Mortal Instruments!!!

The Chronicles of Narnia

The Inheritance Cycle (Eragon, Eldest, ect.)

Most books by Cornelia Funke (Inkheart, The Thief Lord, Dragon Rider, those ones)

The Cry of the Icemark Chronicles

Warriors

Children of the Lamp

Graceling and/or Fire

Firmament

Books of Bayern

And a ton of others!! (Not Twilight! Grr...)

Percy Jackson and the Olympians

Maximum Ride

Warriors

Twilight (Just Breaking Dawn, really)

The Inheritance Cycle

The Chronicles of Narnia

Anything Beverly Lewis

And probably more that I just can't think of at the moment...

Video Games:

The Legend of Zelda (all of them)

Harvest Moon

Super Smash Brothers

Mario Kart

Spyro the Dragon

X-Men Legends

Soul Calibur

Fire Emblem

Halo

Guitar Hero

Starfox

Frogger

A lot of others :)

Anything Zelda

Mario Kart

Super Smash Brothers

Harvest Moon

The Chronicles of Narnia game

Maybe more...I don't know.

Maximum Ride Quotes-(There's a lot of them. You've been warned.)

"Yes, let's have more testosterone running the country." - Max, Book 2

"You...are...a...fridge...with wings. We're...freaking...ballet...dancers." - Fang, Book 2

"The funny thing about imminent death is that it really snaps everything else into perspective." - Max, Book 2

"He'd been the Gasman ever since he was a baby. What can I say? The child has something with his digestive system. A word to the wise. Stay upwind." - Max, Book 1

"Bite me." - Iggy, Book 1 (I love that boy ;D)

"I guess if I were more of a fembot, it would bother me that a blind guy six months younger than I am could cook better than I could. But I'm not. So it didn't." - Max, Book 1

"I pushed open the door to find eleven-year old Nudge asleep, tangled up in her covers. She was barely recognizable with her mouth shut. When she was awake we called it the Nudge Channel; all Nudge, all the time." - Max, Book 1

"I made a friend. My second one in 14 years. I was on a roll." - Max, Book 2

"Yeah, got it. We'll be more stupid and idiotic in the future. We'll blend." - Iggy, Book 2 (Once again. LOVE HIM! FYI, I'm going to put this every time Iggy's name comes up. So be warned.)

"All six computers had kids sitting at them. I stood there a moment, wishing I could just tip a kid out of a chair". - Max, Book 2

"I felt like a Vulcan, studying these odd, quaint humans." - Max, Book 2 (Btw, BEST. QUOTE. EVER!! Sorry, I just finished watching Star Trek. Love that movie. Almost more than Iggy. Almost.)

"Erasers are human-lupine hybrids."

"Rabbits?" Max and Anne, Book 2

"They sounded so freaking sincere, the whole "perfect union" and "all men are equal" thing. Except of course, for the men they owned as household property. Not to put a fly in the ointment." - Max, Book 2

"Here." came Fang's quiet, calm voice, as he picked himself out of a Fang-shaped hole in the opposite wall. Ooh, I bet that hurt." - Max, Book 2

"Holy Joe, if we had that stuff, we could blow them wide open! We could send it to a newspaper. That fat guy could make a movie -- like Bowling for Columbine or something." - Iggy, Book 1 (Atta boy)

"Flying monkeys? Like on the Wizard of Oz?" - the Gasman, Book 2

"You okay?"

"In what way?" I mean, there was the headache issue, the chip issue, the Voice-in-my-head constantly issue, my healing bullet wound..."Could you be more specific?" - Max, Book 2

"Fang, Iggy, and I were holding steady, but we had mucho de stamina." - Max, Book 2

"When we'd been escaping from the Institute in New York, Erasers and whitecoats had shown up, of course. God forbid we should make a clean getaway." - Max, Book 2

"Note to self: Give subconscious a pep talk; re: better dreams." - Max, Book 1

Awesome Quotes of Awesomeness that Elli loves: (They're mostly Disney. You've been warned)

"If you live to be one hundred, I want to live to be one hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you." - Not sure who, but it's from Winnie the Pooh

"Promise me you'll always remember. You're braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think." - Christopher Robin (Who was like, my first crush, followed closely be Aladdin)

"Promise me you'll never forget me, because if I thought you would I'd never leave." - Winnie the Pooh

"When all you've got is nothing, there's a lot to go around!" - Prince of Egypt song : Through Heaven's Eyes (Pretty much that entire song is meaningful)

"Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." - Dr. Seuss! :D

"T-I-Double Guh-EEER!" - Tigger :D

"That's Re-dikorous!" - Tigger (again :D )

"I didn't want to have to do this...but you leave me no choice. Here comes the smolder." - Flynn Ryder "...this is kind of an off day for me, this doesn't normally happen." -continued. "You broke my smolder!" - continued II

"Oh, Al. I'm gettin' kinda fond of you, kid. Not that I wanna pick out curtains or anything." - The Genie from Aladdin

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Commentarius by B.C Daily reviews
Lily has always considered herself ordinary. But as she enters her 7th year, things start changing and Lily starts going a bit mad. Suddenly, she's Head Girl, her mates are acting strangely, and there's a new James Potter she can't seem to get rid of. PRE-HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 739,666 - Reviews: 2802 - Favs: 3,714 - Follows: 3,334 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Another Form of the Avian Bird Flu by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
So, Fang gets sick. The flu, to be exact. And, of course, he has to pull a whole 'Whining Macho Prince' thing about it. Max and Dr. Martinez deal with Fang's attitude, Iggy tries to boycott Campbell's Soup, the Flock play with a blender, and...FAX! Eggy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 103,238 - Reviews: 4130 - Favs: 1,136 - Follows: 828 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Fang, Max
Lycanthropy by KitKat-Pyrophobia reviews
What is fortune? Is it health, easily tainted with the bite of a halfbreed? Or can it be the normalcy of everyday life, so suddenly chipping away? For Scorpius Malfoy, misfortune is in charge, and is handing him a certain Rose to only make things harder.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 110,443 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Rainy Day Games with The Flock by Fangalicous08 reviews
What does the flock do when there's nothing TO do? Read this and find out. R&R Please.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 65,242 - Reviews: 814 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Complete
A Llama Gives Me a Makeover by yayfornonsense reviews
Percy and Annabeth go Christmas shopping... sort of. Set any time after The Last Olympian.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,958 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Power, Wisdom, and Fur by Player4 reviews
A bizarre mishap with a portal finds the Hero of Twilight in a strange new land in a new form. Suddenly taken up in a world of rival Clans, he must strive to gain acceptance of the warriors around him. Meanwhile, a dark and dangerous power rises...
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,315 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Link
Twilight Princess: Journey to High School? by Zeldalover84 reviews
After Link defeats Ganondorf and restores peace to Hyrule he returns to...high school? Wtf? Join Link on this odd journey through the teen life. Somewhat modern. LinkXIlia
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,144 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/23/2010 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Link, Ilia
Arachnophobia by keep-me-posted reviews
Could it be? A mighty dragon like Toothless...afraid of spiders? HTTYD OneShot.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
A Pick Up Line a Day Keeps Lily Evans Away by fairytalefantasistx3 reviews
James Potter's pick-up lines annoy Lily, but they provide amusement for the rest of us.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 9,200 - Reviews: 1276 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Gozen and the Feather Kids by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Gozen went to Antarctica so he could get his lollipop back and save the pygmy marmosets. But then, as he captured the feather kids Gerald, the UD, sent him for, he met Fuzzles. Gozen loves his Fuzzles. This is Gozen's story of The Final Warning...Kinda
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,736 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Gozen, Fang - Complete
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Snow Days reviews
Percy and Annabeth seem to always get caught up in snowy situations! Read along to their icy adventure! One-shots, Percabeth
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,546 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Careful What You Wish For reviews
Alex and Elli are just two normal 13-year-olds. That is, until they wish on a shooting star. Suddenly, their world is turned upside down, and they don't know what to do. Follow their flock as they track down Max and the gang to get some answers.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,803 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/5/2010 - Published: 12/21/2009
Slow Fade reviews
Song fic about Luke. It goes from the time Luke and Annabeth arrive at Camp, to the end of The Last Olympian. Please read and review! reposting on new account, see bio for details!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,643 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Luke C. - Complete