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HI!!!:) My names Taylor. Im a girl in my teens.

My favourite books are Harry Potter and The Outsiders. My favourite TV shows are Supernatural, Vampire Diaries, Suite Life!! yea im cool :) and the pure geniusness that is Whose Line Is It Anyway. My favourite movie are Harry Potter, Stand By Me, The Outsiders, Cheaper by the Dozen and School of Rock. I love to read, draw, listen to music, annoy my brother and hang out with my friends among other things. My favourite characters are all of the Cullen family(especially Emmett), The Marauders (but not Peter) and Sirius is my favourite. I can't understand why the hell everyone is obsessed with Justin Beiber?!?! I liked Twilight when it first came out but now i dont see what was so "great" about it. My dream is to meet Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos:! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (I was hoping it was going 2 be frozen... damn.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because??...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash!!...)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and put this on your profile to bring a smile to someone (maybe even a chuckle)...

EVERYTHING IN BOLD IS WHAT IVE DONE

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out

2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails

3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it

4. Had food fall out of your mouth while you were talking

5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking

6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head

7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself

8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand

9. Tried to push open a door that said pull

10. Tried to pull open a door that said push

11. Have actually believed someone when they said something completely stupid

12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else

13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs

14. Have actually exploded chicken in the microwave

15. Have had your earphones pull out your hair

16. Have pulled off a bandage slowly and steadily ... every time

17. Have knocked over a lamp and shattered it

18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard

19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name

20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing with flip flops on or you were barefoot

21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on

22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.

23. Have run into a closed door

24. Have gotten onto a water ride wearing sneakers and gotten them soaked

25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it

26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke

27. Have gone to a store and offered them a gift card for their business opponent

28. Have stuck your hand stuck in a fan and gotten a bruise

29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk

30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock

31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it

32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside

33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else

34. Ever been kicked out of somewhere/off their property

35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot

36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on

37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in

38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard

39. Walked into a pole

40. Wore two different shoes by accident

41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house

42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on

43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small

44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it

45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.

46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it

47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up

48. Have poked yourself in the eye

49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on 50. Have gotten in the shower with your glasses still on

51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test

52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil

53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it

54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.

55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were

56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on

57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.

58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it

60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie

61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa

62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it

63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence

64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person

65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side

66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions

67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong

68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it

69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out

70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught

71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face

72. Have grabbed a light bulb while it was on

73. Ran into a door jam

74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid

75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it

76. Have purposely licked dirt

77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band

78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't

79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people

80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out

81. Put tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off

82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again

83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.

84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about

85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in someone else's hair

86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone

87. Have shoved your face into a plate of nacho cheese

88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people

89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria

90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.

91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil

92. Have made a mini-play by drawing things on your hands

93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper

94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours

95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story

96. Have seen your house and forgotten it was your own

97. You have spelled your own name wrong before

98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.

99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class.

100. Have popped a balloon against your body and hurt yourself

REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me RELIGION.

"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

2. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.

"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

3. My mother taught me LOGIC.

"Because I said so, that's why."

4. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.

"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

5. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.

"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

6. My mother taught me IRONY.

"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

7. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.

"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

8. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.

"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

9. My mother taught me about STAMINA.

"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

10. My mother taught me about WEATHER.

"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

11. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.

"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

12. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.

"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

13. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.

"Stop acting like your father!"

14. My mother taught me about ENVY.

"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

15. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.

"Just wait until we get home."

16. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.

"You are going to get it when you get home!"

17. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.

"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

18. My mother taught me ESP.

"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you're cold?"

19. My mother taught me HUMOR.

"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

20. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.

"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

21. My mother taught me GENETICS.

"You're just like your father."

22. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.

"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

23. My mother taught me WISDOM.

"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

24. My mother taught me SHAPE-SHIFTING.

"You'll turn into a sausage if you eat any more."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.

"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

A guy and a girl were speeding over 100km on a motorcyle.

Girl: Slow down!

Guy: No this is fun!

Girl: No it's not! Please, it's way to scary!

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you. Now slow down.

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gave him a big hug.

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me.

In the newspaper, the next day, there was an article about a motorcyle that crashed into a building because of break failure.

Two people were on it and only one survived.

The truth was, that half way down the road the guy realized his breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know.

Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so she would live even if it meant he would die.

If you would do the same for the person you love, copy and paste this into your profile.

Twilight Oath

I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlies sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
When ever I am in the Emergency Room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom
I promise to to remember Rose
Whenever I see someone that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Nessie
When I see that beautiful curly hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my emotions are unfurled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know.

FRIENDS: Will help me find my way when I'm lost. BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

FRIENDS: Will help me learn to drive. BEST FRIENDS: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

FRIENDS: Will help me up when I fall down. BEST FRIENDS: Will point and laugh because she tripped me.

FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with me. BEST FRIENDS: Will kidnap the band with me.

FRIENDS: Hide me from the cops. BEST FRIENDS: Are probably the reason they’re after me in the first place.

FRIENDS: Lets me make an idiot of myself in public. BEST FRIENDS: Are up there with me making an idiot out of themselves too.

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend already has a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.

A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be sitting next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore.

A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.

A friend wipes your tears when your rejected a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

A friend will tell you when your wrong, a true friend will wait for you to screw up so they can laugh in your face.

A friend will encourage your choices in life, a true friend will write them down for black mail.

If you haven't died yet copy this onto your profile

If you get good grades and still don't know anything at all copy this onto your profile

If you have a true friend copy this onto your profile

If when you hear thunder you think it's vampires playing baseball copy this onto your profile

If you have an insane friend copy this onto your profile

If you've ever argued with yourself and lost copy this onto your profile

If your the kind of person that walks into a door or wall then apologizes to it copy this onto your profile

If you ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this to your profile.

If you read New Moon and wanted to punch Jacob Black, copy this into your profile.

If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, Jasper or Emmett from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Bella is out of her mind for saying no to Edward's proposal in New Moon and you want to hit her hard upside the head with a blunt axe, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever become so obsessed with something that it is NOT even funny anymore and people think you’re insane, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile (instead of hmwrk or just because...)

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever realized something really obvious later than you should've, copy and past this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both... Copy and paste this on your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, And you do so at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile

If you have ever been hit in the face with a basketball , volleyball, soccerball, baseball. etc. put this in your profile

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If random things in your day to day life make you think of these copy and paste things, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal put this in your profile!

(-_- )O O

This is Duckie. Copy Duckie into your profile to help him on his way to stealing world domination from Bunny. After Duckie has taken over the world, Piggie will take it over from him. Then Froggie will take it over from him

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you never know what day of the week it is copy and paste this into your profile

If you've been called insane multiple times by multiple people and yet you still deny your insanity copy and paste this into your profile

Lessons Learned in Twilight:

1. You can enjoy the bouquet while resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True love knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about more than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. Space heaters can be very annoying.
30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise

15 Things to do when you're in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Pikachu, Go!"

I tried to convince my best friend to do some of these with me but she wouldn't :( one day i will get someone to do some with me!!! :D

FAVOURITE QUOTES!!!!!!

Harry Potter: (best series ever)

Ron: Why follow the spiders? Why not chase the butterflies?

Peeves: We did it we bashed them wee Potters the one! And Voldy's gone mouldy so lets have some fun!

Kreacher: Once more master? for good luck?

Moody: Dont put your wand there boy! Better wizards than you have lost a buttock. Tonks: Who do you know whos lost a buttock?

Madam Pomfrey: You have to stay here overnight so you dont overexert yourself. Harry: I dont want to stay here overnight i want to find Mclaggen and kill him! Madame Pomfrey: Im afraid that would come under the heading of overexertion.

Hermione: Ron were supposed to show the first years where to go. Ron: Oh yea. Hey you lot! Midgets! Hermione: RON! Ron: Well they are. They're twitchy.

Ron: I dont know how to break it to you but they MIGHT have noticed we broke into Gringotts.

Fred: But the fact remains that Voldemort can run faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo when he wants to.

Hermione: Stop moving both of you! This is devil's snare. If you dont it will only kill you faster. Ron: Kill us faster! Oh now i can relax!

Harry: So light a fire. Hermione: Yes of course. But there is no wood. Ron: Have you gone mad!!!! Are you a witch or not!!!

Fred: Anyone can speak troll. All you have to do is grunt and point.

Mrs. Weasley: I dont believe it thats wonderful! A prefect! Thats everyone in the family! George: What are Fred and I? Next-door neighbours?

Dumbledore: I would assume you were going to offer me a refreshment but the evidence so far suggests that would be optimistic to the point of foolishness.

Vampire Diaries: (show with the hottest guy ever)

Damon: Theres no such thing as a bad idea. Just poorly executed awesome ones.

Damon: That was fun. Oh dont look at me like that. I know you hate me. Everyone hates me. But you cant deny it. We were bad-ass.

Damon: Your dead dude. Get over it.

Damon: Its cool not growing old. I like being the internal stud. Stefan: Yes being a hundred-seventeen year old teenager has been the higlight of my existance. Damon: Oooh Stefan cracked a funny. We should drink to it.

Tyler: Hey watch it dude. Damon: Dude really dude. Stefan: Damon dont! Damon: C'mon whos gonna miss this idiot?

Bonnie: They're mad about me coming back for help. Alaric: Hes just a kid tell them to shut up!

Alaric: Neither of us are drunk enough for this convorsation.

The Hangover: (funniest movie ever)

Stu: Its going to be okay everything is going to be okay... WHAT THE F* IS GOING ON!

Stu: I lost a tooth! I married a whore! Alan: How dare you shes a nice lady! Stu: You f*ing moron! Alan: Your language is offensive.

Phil: God dammit! Alan: Gosh darnit! Phil: Shit! Alan: Shoot!

Stu: What do tigers dream of when they take a little tiger snooze. Do they dream of mauling zebras or Halle Berry in her cat woman suit. Dont you worry your pretty striped head were gonna get you back to Tyson in your cozy tiger bed. Then were gonna find our beeest friend Doug and in the end were gonna give him a best friend hug. Doooug! Doooug! Ohhhhh Dougie Dougie Doug. But if hes been murdered by crystal meth tweakeeer. Well then were shit outta luck.

Police man: Not you fat jesus.

Stu: I dont know because I cant remember. Alan: Thats one of the side-effects of roofies. Stu: Your literally too stupid to insult. Alan: Thank you.

Stand by Me: (best movie ever)

Vern: What am i suppossed to eat? Teddy: Eat your dick. Chris: It would be a small meal!

Gordie: Walkin' Talkin Jesus.

Grodie and Chris: JESUS!!!!!

Teddy: Gordie loses! Gordie just screwed the pooch! Gordie: Does the word retarted mean anything to you? Teddy: Gordie, go get the provisions you morphodite! Gordie: Dont call me any of your mothers pet names. Teddy: What a wet end you are Lachance. Gordie: Shut up!!! Teddy I dont shut up... Teddy Chris and Vern: I grow up! and when i look at you i throw up! BLAAAAAH!!! Gordie: Then your mother comes around the corner and she liiicks it up. Ooooooh

Whose Line Is It Anyway: (funniest thing ever)

Greg: Great leaping armidillo!

Greg: My great gracious gosh!

Colin: Tell the marshmellow peeps hi.

Colin: Thats the guard mouse!

Ryan: Achtung... JA... JA... JA I had no idea what they were saying.

Ryan: AHHHHH! Someone shot me! Why would someone shoot me!

Colin: Do you have something to dig with? Ryan: SHOVEL! Lady doing sound effects: Oh i dont know... Ryan: OH MY GOD SOMEONES IN THERE!

Greg: Great leaping salamanders of flame!

Wayne and Chip: The lotion will help! The lotion will help! Colin: You do know he wasnt reeally on fire..

Ryan: I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOUR FACE AGAIN! Dinner at 8?

Ryan: Oh Captain Panic. Colin: WHAAAAA!

Ryan: Oh your still here? I came by to get your stereo but your still alive.

Colin: Bathe the Whales!!!!

(Theres not enough time in the world to write every funny quote from Whose Line)

Supernatural: (best show ever)

Dean: Dude you have an camel in your backyard. Ruby: Its a alpaca dumbass!

Dean: Hope your apple pie is freakin' worth it!

Dean: Ugh the thought of him driving my car. Sam: Oh, come on. Dean: It's killing me! Sam: Let it go.

Sam:Dean, there's ten times as much lore about angels as there is about anything else we've ever hunted. Dean: You know what, there's a ton of lore on unicorns too. In fact, I hear that they ride on silver moonbeams, and that they shoot rainbows out of their ass! Sam: Wait, there's no such thing as unicorns?

Dean: Come on man. I know Sam, okay. Better than anyone. Hes got more of a conscience than I do. I mean the guy feels guilty searching the internet for porn.

Dean: We know a little about a lot of things; just enough to make us dangerous.

Dean: Damn cops. Sam: They were just doing their job. Dean: No, they were doing our job, only they don't know it so they suck at it.

Dean: I like him, he says okie dokie.

Sam: Dude, I'm not enabling your sick habbit. You're like one of those lab rats that presses the pleasure button instead of the food button until it dies. Dean: What are you talking about? I eat.

Sam: Well, before we go stabbing things into Cooper, we're gonna wanna make damn sure it's him. Dean: You're such a stickler for details, Sammy.

Sam: We've been at Bobby's for over a week now, and you haven't brought up Dad once. Dean: You know what, you're right. Come here. I want to lay my head gently on your shoulder. Maybe we can cry, hug, maybe we can slow dance.

Dean: I know what you're thinking: Why did it have to be clowns! Sam: Gimme a break. Dean: You didn't think I remembered, did you. Come on, man, you still bust out crying when you see Ronald McDonald on the television. Sam: At least I'm not afraid of flying. Dean: Planes crash! Sam: And apparently clowns kill.

Sam: Oh yeah, I've gotta, um, I gotta go... over there. Right now.

Sam: Give you a couple of severed heads and a pile of dead cows and you're Mr. Sunshine...

Sheriff: What newspaper did you say you worked for?
Dean: World Weekly news Sam: Weekly World News Dean: World... Sam: Weekly World news Dean: Wor... I'm new.

Dean: Well, I think I learned a valuable lesson: always take down your Christmas decorations after New Years' or you might get filleted by a hooker from god.

Dean: I hear you, ok? I'm being an ass. I'm sorry. But right now we've got a freaking zombie running around and we've got to figure out how to kill it. Sam: Our lives are weird, man.

Dean: Hello? Neal? It's your grief counselors, we've come to hug!

Dean: Your girlfriend is past her expiration date and we're crazy?

Dean: There's going to be hunters there! I don't know if going in and announcing you're some sort of supernatural freak with a demonic connection is the best thing, ok? Sam: So I'm a freak now? Dean: You've always been a freak.

Sam: Ash, we need your help. Ash: Well, hell then. I guess I need my pants.

Tracy: If you want to find him, try Orchard Street. Just look for a van with a barbarian queen painted on the side. Dean: Barbarian queen? Tracy: She's riding a polar bear - it's kind of hard to miss. *LATER* Dean: I'm sorry, I'm starting to like this dude - that van is sweet!

Dean: Moby Dicks bottle...

Sam: Dean! Andy's got the Impala! Dean: I know! He just, sorta asked me for it, and I let him take it. Sam: What? Dean: He full-on Obi-Wan'd me! It's mind control, man!

Sam: I heard you before, Dean, when Andy made you tell the truth. You're just as scared of this as I am. Dean: That was mind control! That was like being roofied, man. It doesn't count. Sam: What? Dean: No. I'm calling do-overs. Sam: What are you, seven?

Andy: I have. An evil. Twin.

Dean: B*tch. Sam: What are you calling me a b*tch for?! Dean: You're supposed to say jerk. Sam: What? Dean: Nevermind.

Dean: What did you find out about granny? Sam: You're bossy. Dean: What?! Sam: You're bossy...and short. Dean: Are you drunk? Sam: Yeah...so?...stupid.

Sam: Did you kiss him? Dean: Sam! Sam: Just wondering. Bobby: NOOO! Crowley: Hem hem. Bobby: Why did you take a picture? Crowley: Why did you have to use tongue?

Bobby: Ya idgit.

Sam: I lost my shoe.

Dean: I'm batman. Sam: Yeah, your batman.

Dean: Are you sure about this? Sam: Pretty sure. Dean: Yeah, well, considering the circumstances I'd like a little better then pretty sure. Sam: Okay, really pretty sure.

Randall: Why you inside, kid? Sam: 'Cause I got an idiot for a brother. Randall: That'll do it.

Dean: I wanted to ask you, because I couldn't help but notice that you are two tons of fun, just curious: is that, like, a thyroid problem, or is it some deep-seated self-esteem issue? 'Cause, you know. They're just donuts. Not love.

Dean: Don't worry, Sam. I promise I won't trade you for smokes.

Dean: I think I'm adorable.

Sarge: My neighbor, Mr. Rogers... Dean: You have a neighbor named Mr. Rogers? Sarge: Not anymore, he came at me with a hatchet, put him down.

Dean: What do you think, Scully; want to check it out? Sam: I'm not Scully; you're Scully. Dean: No, I'm Mulder. You're a red-headed woman.

Dean: My name is Dean Winchester. I'm an Aquarius; I enjoy sunsets, long walks on the beach, and frisky women. And I did not kill anyone.

Sam: You know, I think this is bothering me. Diana: Well, you are digging up a corpse. Sam: No, not that. That's pretty par for the course, actually.

Dean: So I'm being extradited to St. Louis, huh? And you just decided to transport me by yourself 800 miles at 2 in the morning? *Pete says nothing.* Dean: Oh, this can't be good. *Pete pulls over.* Dean: Pee break? So soon? You know, you might want to get your prostate checked.

Pete: There's a way out. This Dean kid is a frigging gift. We can pin the whole thing on him. No trial, no nothing. Just one more dead scumbag. Dean: Hey!

Dean: I bet they could hump the crap out of your leg - look at that one! *Sam looks disgusted.* Dean: What? They could!

Dean: Nobody is shooting my brother. Dwayne: It's not going to be your brother much longer, you said it yourself! Dean: Nobody's shooting anyone! Dwayne You were going to shoot me! Dean: You don't shut your piehole, I still might!

MY GUY SIDE:
[x] You love hoodies-part of my outfit throughout winter!

[x] You love jeans-the other half of my wintery outfit!

] Dogs are better than cats

[x] Sometimes its hilarious when people get hurt- now does that make me a bad person? :P

[x] You’ve played with/against boys on a team

[x]Shopping is torture-AHHH I HATE SHOPPING!!!!!!!! :O

[x] Sad movies suck

[x] You own an XBOX 360

[x] You played with Hot Wheels as a little kid

] At some point in life you wanted to be a firefighter

[x] You own/owned a DS, PS2, or Sega

] You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers

[x] You watch sports on TV

[x] Gory movies are cool –the best!

] You go to your dad for advice

] You own like a trillion baseball hats

] You used to collect yugioh, pokemon, or sports cards

[x] You like wearing sweatpants-i see girls wearing sweatpants waaay more than guys.. oh well! they comfy as hell anyways! :)

] Its kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people

[x] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors

[x] You love to go crazy and not care what other people think –hehe!

[x] Sports are fun –soccer and basketball are the best!!!!!!!!!! :D

[x] You talk with food in your mouth-hehe oops :)

] You sleep at night with your socks on-no makes my feet feel trapped!

Total: 16

MY GIRL SIDE:

] You like to shop

] You wear eyeliner

] You consider cheerleading a sport

] You hate wearing the color black-I quite like wearing black! :)

] You like going to the mall

[x] You like wearing jewellery

] You cried watching The Notebook-never seen it.

] Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe

] Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies

] You don’t like the movie Star Wars –gasp! Star Wars is a classic!

] You are/were in gymnastics

[x] It takes you around an hour or longer to shower and get dressedonly cause i aint a morning person!

[x] You smile a lot more than you should-it confuses people! and makes 'em wonder what your up to! heh heh :)

[x] You have more than 10 pairs of shoes

[x] You care about what you look like

] You like wearing dresses/skirts when you can-hell no!

[x] You wear body spray/perfume

] You constantly say “like”

] You like to wear high heel shoes- those things are a safety hazard!!

[x] You used to play with dolls as a kid-my girliest moment

] You like putting makeup on others

] You like being the star of almost everything

] Pink is one of your favorite colors- blah!

Total: 7…. Well I do pride myself in being tomboyish J

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The Marauders by EvelynWn reviews
"Messrs. Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs: Purveyors of Aids to Magical Mischief-Makers left behind a legacy that every teacher remembers. They keep it a secret so future Magical Mischief-Makers can't follow in Mischief-Making footsteps. This is the story they don't want you to know, all seven years of it. Don't forget to hide the evidence, the spell's simple: Mischief Managed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 115 - Words: 217,214 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Peter P.
ashes, ashes, they all fall down by Attraversiamo reviews
A look into the five Black children's lives. It is their journey through life. Five vastly different paths from one common gene pool. Please see first chapter for in depth summary and description.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 98,863 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 3/4 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Bellatrix L., Sirius B.
Kids! by VampireWannaBeXxxX reviews
Esme and Carlisle adopt! Watch how the children grow and interact and see what the world has in store for this family. All human. Rated T just in case. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 71 - Words: 106,668 - Reviews: 684 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 7/26/2014 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Carlisle, Esme
Who's To Say? by AngelinaWeasley1 reviews
Friendship, confusion, hate, love and fear all happen for those in the Marauders' era during their last two years at Hogwarts, before they are forced to face a wizarding world terrorized by Voldemort and their tragic fates...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 306,305 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 1/21/2014 - Published: 1/3/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The Marauders Year 3 by Fallen Crest reviews
It is the Marauders 3rd year at Hogwarts. A new year can bring many things like: strong friendships, more terror from Voldemort, new werewolf legislation, love, and many adventures for the Marauders, Lily, and their enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 89,624 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P.
The Race to Hell by Der schwarze Prinz reviews
Two years after the 2.movie nothing is like it was before in the Baker house. After an accident that left Charlie in a coma,the family isn t the same anymore. Everyone has problems in his life but they can t count in the others anymore. Complete.
Cheaper by the Dozen - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 52 - Words: 52,214 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Complete
You May be a Supernatura Fan If by future mrs.wayland reviews
The title kinda says it all: A funny list of ways to tell if you are a Supernatural fan! Warning: Some language, tons of randomness! No longer a One-shot! Chapter 9 up to celebrate the upcoming season 9!
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,189 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/14/2013 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Sam W., Dean W.
Puzzle by vikwhis13 reviews
Friendship is like a complicated puzzle. You need all the right pieces in all the right places and you have to keep them in thier spots to complete the picture. 100 Themes Challenge. rating might change
Big Time Rush - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 93 - Words: 141,787 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/30/2012 - Published: 5/30/2011
The Muggle Way - COMPLETE by FullMoonDreams reviews
During the summer holidays between sixth and seventh year, Remus and Peter make a bet with Sirius and James that they can't go for a week without using magic. Can James and Sirius do things the muggle way? MWPP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,571 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 11/7/2012 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Peter P. - Complete
It's a Bet by Emullz reviews
Lily and James get into a fight and it results in Lily having to spend a week with the Marauders! The stakes are high, and both sides are determined to win... told from both POVs, with some Sirius thrown in there, because I love him! T for safety!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,380 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 10/8/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Awkward Flirting by SokkasFirstFangirl reviews
Throughout the years Marlene has tried, and failed, to flirt with Sirius many times.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,212 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Marlene M., Sirius B.
Angels by tiger002 reviews
Life is a series of moments, consisting of the times we laugh, the times we cry, and the angels who guide us along the way.
Suite Life series - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,347 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Zack M., Cody M.
Passing Notes Can Be A Good Thing by Hippogriffs Fly Free reviews
Lily and the Marauders make life a little more bearable in certain classes by passing notes and having a laugh. I'm not fantastic at writing summaries but please just give it a go! Some Lily James in there as well as references. Read & Review! HFF
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 35,101 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Marauders, Lily Evans P. - Complete
Magical Musicals by Spongyllama reviews
Harry Potter characters burst into Disney songs at all the best and worst moments. Mostly Marauder Era, but several others.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 34,764 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 3/8/2012 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Harry P., Sirius B., James P., Marauders
Not What You Think by MissSadieKane reviews
"I, Sirius Black, promise that I will write letters home to my little brother every day." But Sirius never did, and when his brother finally got to Hogwarts, the two had drifted so far apart they could hardly talk together without fighting. Ch2 rewrite.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 51 - Words: 81,812 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/1/2012 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Regulus B., Sirius B. - Complete
Shattered by ArmedWithMyComputer reviews
Car accident. Blood. Angst. Whumpage. Hurt/Comfort. Will the boys be able to make it through this time, against all the odds?
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 47,668 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Complete
20 Things You Never Knew by rochemusique reviews
Molly Weasley couldn't sing and her son, Charlie, had a life that revolved around all things fire, but Professor McGonagall was the one who made him fall in love with dragons. Just few pieces about little things no one knows about the HP characters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,689 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/28/2011 - Published: 10/22/2011
Down the Rabbit Hole by emebalia reviews
After his encounter with the Winchesters Special Agent Victor Henriksen has to make a decision. No slash, rated for language just to be sure. Second in the Victor 'verse *COMPLETE*
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,437 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 9/21/2011 - V. Henricksen, Dean W. - Complete
The Final Day: A Marauders Tribute by PeachyKeen13 reviews
Goes through The Marauders' and Lily's last day at Hogwarts...there'll be laughs, there'll be tears, and there'll be pranks...but there'll never be an ending, because friends never say goodbye. NO SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,637 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Lily Evans P., Marauders - Complete
A NotSoSuite Life by ZStorm93 reviews
When the unexpected happens, the boys are left with nothing. Will Zack and Cody be able to keep their sanity as they try to move past the grief and live a normal life? Rated T for some strong language. I appreciate READ AND REVIEWS very much!
Suite Life series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,870 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Zack M., Cody M.
Daringly Devising Divinationness by Tape Monkey reviews
The Marauders don't want to do their Divination homework. What happens when a certain Remus Lupin suggests they make it up? Chaos ensues, that's what! Oneshot. Genre is Western because I'm cool like that.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Marauders - Complete
Distant Memories by Sellea reviews
Before Harry was born, four Marauders shared a special bond of friendship. Now, one is a traitor, one hero died for his family, one misunderstood man died protecting all he had, and one still lives, a monster reborn every full moon. This is their story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 326,096 - Reviews: 901 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 7/13/2005 - James P., Sirius B.
The Wisest Werewolf by MarauderAudering reviews
As far as the werewolf could remember there was no Marauder protocol for being chased by tornadoes./Its a rather normal evening in Gryffindor tower and only gets more typical when James and Sirius enter with a bit of a...problem on their head and heels.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Marauders - Complete
Whose Name? by ILikeToRhymeHerNameWithThings reviews
"If we were to get married, Jamesie, whose name would we take?" "Well, Sirius, dahling, if we got married, I think we should take my name." "Potter?" Sirius yelled out, wrinkling his nose and standing on the table.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/27/2011 - James P., Sirius B.
A Jester Squared by AnimationNut reviews
It's April Fool's day, and even though they're in the middle of the ocean, the duo have a pranking rep to uphold. Their friends better look out. And Moseby better be prepared. Because these two are ready to make prank history. No matter what.
Suite Life series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,824 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/21/2011 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Cody M., Zack M. - Complete
Bailey & Maya's Excellent Adventure by SprouseGoose reviews
When something goes wrong with their science project, Bailey and Maya are transported back back to the Boston Tipton - where they encounter the 13 year old versions of their boyfriends.
Suite Life series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 20 - Words: 36,685 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Complete
Ode to Mr Moseby by Elianna22 reviews
Zack writes a poem for Mr. Moseby to thank him for saving his life. Inspired by "Snakes on a Boat."
Suite Life series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Zack M., M. Moseby - Complete
Bittersweet Ending by TheGingerAvenger reviews
Spoilers for the seventh book! Don't read if you haven't read the book! Briar Rose's death shook the whole Grimm family but when a famous wizard offers them a way to bring her back to life will Uncle Jake risk everything to bring her back? PuckxSabrina
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 54,657 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/2/2011 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Complete
The Madness Within by Emily Blake reviews
To solve the cunningly brutal murder of a young doctor, Ryan is forced to face the insanity that nearly ended his life a year ago. Sequel to "Demons."
CSI: Miami - Rated: T - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 46 - Words: 62,646 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Ryan W. - Complete
Bittersweet Summer by WolfGirl1636 reviews
Sirius is dreading going home after his fifth year. Neither him or his friends know that this will be a bittersweet summer.Where on of them will be alienated from the rest forever.The futures of them and the World are decided in BittersweetSummer, Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 26,095 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Sirius B., James P.
The Suite Life on Deck Season 3: My Version by creddie cailey and zailey supp reviews
The gang is back for a loads of more surprises. This was an English project. I got a 90% on it. I wrote the Suite Life up to Season 4. This is sort of leading up to The Suite Life two part finale I wrote already on the site. Plz enjoy.
Suite Life series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,228 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Zack M., Cody M.
How Do YOU Eat Your Oreo Cookies? by An-Jelly-Ca reviews
How do the characters of Harry Potter eat their oreos and what does it say about them? You'll never look at an oreo the same way again. R&R! Chapter 17 up! Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 29,489 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
The Other Children by Ughster reviews
Jake has a second run in with the bullies form his new school, things start to heat up when he wont take their bullying lightly.
Cheaper by the Dozen - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,972 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Jake B. - Complete
Back On Deck by bella1985 reviews
Zack, Cody and the rest of the gang are back on deck for another year. With some new additions to the crew there will be some romances, adventure and so much more! Suit Life On Deck Story Plz read im not great at writting a summary : Rated T just in case
Suite Life series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 65,413 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Zack M., Cody M. - Complete
Ghost Of A Chance by hutchshottie reviews
What happens when the Ship docks in Southampton and the teens find themselves stranded in a creepy castle? The Twins have to battle ghostly goings on, vengeful spooks and a ghost who has its sights set on one of the group.
Suite Life series - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 29 - Words: 34,731 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Cody M., Zack M. - Complete
Crash Into Me by letswriteonwalls reviews
The song is old and he doesn't know why she's playing it. The only thing he's sure of is that she plays it well.
One Tree Hill - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 58,744 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 2/25/2010
Better Than Fine by Lady Emily reviews
Cody and Bailey's engagement party turns ugly when Moseby reveals that Cody "won" the right to Bailey in a spitting contest, prompting London to accidentally reveal that the first time Bailey kissed Cody, she was trying to start a fling with Zack!
Suite Life series - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,750 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/26/2010 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Bailey P., Cody M. - Complete
In The Mind of Embry and Quil by QuilAtearaWolf reviews
When Embry and I get together and hang out we talk about random stupid stuff. To see what we do and what runs through our heads come in and find out. Read and review. I promise we'll have you laughing!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,425 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Quil Jr., Embry
Overprotective Charlie by vampiregurl97 reviews
Bella is sleeping at the Cullens house when Charlie pays a visit the next day to make sure Bella is sleeping with Alice and not her boyfriend. How will the Cullens trying to act human go? Funny one shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,504 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 38 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Autumn Leaves by calla lilly rose reviews
Crisp air, falling temperatures - the summer is over. The Curtis brothers face a new set of challenges, and each will be forced to confront a pain they haven't felt in nearly two years.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 127,663 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/11/2009 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Ponyboy C., Sodapop C. - Complete
The Cullens Halloween by vampiregurl97 reviews
The Cullens decide to go to the Halloween dance and on the countdown to the day of the dance they cook, play truth or dare, and even have fun with Bella's human freinds! Will disaster occur? Hopefully, very funny. NOT one-shot! T because of some language
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,412 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Life by Princess Ducky reviews
Choices. Family. Prejudice. Home. Love. All parts of life. Each part told by a different person. Peter. Sirius. Remus. Lily. James. Please R/R. Hints of J/L romance and Marauder friendship.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,901 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 9/19/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Tripod by vampirelover44 reviews
Tragedy befalls the cullen family when one member falls dangerously ill. A tale of overcoming life's kinks as a family.AH. J/Ed/Emm
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 56 - Words: 213,164 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Jasper - Complete
48 Hours by Ayns and Sky reviews
For Person95. When Jake gets tired of Puck and Sabrina constantly fighting, he uses a potion to let them experience life from each other's shoes. What happens when Puck and Sabrina learn they'll be stuck in each other's bodies for 48 hours? *COMPLETE*
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,502 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Sabrina G., Puck - Complete
The Space Between by Steph36 reviews
How does the gang deal when Soda gets sick?
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 81,800 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Sodapop C., Darry C. - Complete
Truth or Dare a day with the Cullens by lizzyvamp1901 reviews
It all started with a game of Truth or Dare. Now, the Cullens will remember that summer for the rest of their eternal lives. WARNING This fanfiction includes Edward as a stripper, DETENTION, Jazz being eaten and Bella getting arrested... by Charlie.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 43 - Words: 33,338 - Reviews: 1792 - Favs: 1,022 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ten Little Things by Jess.91 reviews
I love reading these, so I thought I'd try my own. Ten facts about some of the HP characters. Starts with next generation.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 100 - Words: 153,406 - Reviews: 2777 - Favs: 1,008 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Complete
Eighteen by Sokka17 reviews
One shot. Soda's last thoughts in Vietnam.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Sodapop C., Steve R. - Complete
The Anatomy of a Bromance by Wilhelmina Willoughby reviews
James and Sirius. "Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy that he thinks his booty is fly?" An inside look at one of the closest friendships the world will know.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,636 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 1,502 - Follows: 84 - Published: 8/11/2008 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Dumbledore's Army and the Year of Darkness by Thanfiction reviews
Originally posted as the Dumbledore's Army Series: A novel following Neville and the D.A. through the 7th year at Hogwarts under the reign of Snape and the Carrows. Contains ALL previously posted sections.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 256,506 - Reviews: 1572 - Favs: 2,729 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Neville L. - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8368 - Favs: 7,491 - Follows: 1,723 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Origins: A Young Severus Snape Story COMPLETE by FullMoonDreams reviews
The story of the whole of Severus Snape's first year at Hogwart's with the young Marauders & future Death Eaters. Told entirely from Snape's POV. Now HBP and DH compliant. Please read and review.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 47 - Words: 92,661 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/19/2008 - Published: 10/1/2004 - Severus S. - Complete
They do NOT use our essays for firewood by Living in a fantasy reviews
While bored in History of Magic one day, Sirius and James come to the conclusion that Binns is using their essays as emergency firewood. Remus just thinks they're idiots, but when has that ever stopped those two?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
The Memoirs of Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs by violet-angel07 reviews
The memories of Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs, four fated young men, remembered by them, written by them... Two are now dead, one is a traitor, and the other, is completely alone... This is their story...Please Read & Review
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 184,248 - Reviews: 815 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 9/14/2007 - Published: 1/16/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Dead Men Walking by Phx reviews
A tag to 'All Hell Breaks Loose II'. Bobby can't sleep and he isn't the only one... Encore chapter added, just cause I needed a little Dean and Sam moment :
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,035 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/13/2007 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Sam W. - Complete
Standing There By You by EyesofEmerald reviews
Join the Hogwarts gang as Sirius Black leads them through dangers using his cunning..ow, James! Sirius, you know this story is all about ME! Right Lily? POTTER! THIS STORY IS NOT ALL ABOUT YOU, YOU ARROGANT, EGO ::Remus covers head w pillow:: Just read.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 246,975 - Reviews: 2825 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 9/10/2006 - Published: 4/16/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Pain by xfilesguy123 reviews
Zack is put in the hospital after Drew and his gang nearly beat him to death. What follows is a journey of physical and emotional pain. Rated T for violence and maybe language. Written by xfilesguy123 and Crimson Haze.
Suite Life series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,345 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/23/2006 - Published: 4/25/2006 - Complete
All Kidding Aside by ms. commas and ampersands reviews
When Lily jumps to conclusions about Remus and Sirius, the duo decide to get revenge on her, James, and Peter with a wonderful joke. However, they wind up getting more than just a good laugh. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 71,280 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 1,192 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 7/15/2006 - Published: 12/2/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Mending the Marauders by GoodlyWeird reviews
MWPP era. The story surrounding the infamous "Whomping Willow" incident. Set in their 6th year and told by Lily in the first person. Slight LJ Abandoned after DH released.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,805 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/14/2006 - Published: 12/3/2004 - Lily Evans P., Sirius B.
Operation Polyjuice by Marauder Madness reviews
What do you get when you cross Marauders with Polyjuice Potion and strands of teachers hair? Caos. read to find out. OneShot. please RR.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,997 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/3/2006 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
As I Was Saying by A Thing For Brothers reviews
This is the continuation of my story When Will The Pain End? The last chapter is up. I added a finale to the last chapter. It's not much. Just a bit from when they got the letter from Steve. Enjoy!
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,124 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/17/2006 - Published: 12/13/2005 - Darry C., Ponyboy C. - Complete
Forever Alive by Mordred reviews
Before the boy who lived, there was another story. One of a monster inside of a man. One of a hero inside of a child. One of a traitor inside of a friend. And one of an angel inside of a demon. COMPLETED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 118 - Words: 455,933 - Reviews: 2230 - Favs: 1,429 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 7/8/2004 - Published: 8/4/2003 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Free by Sploogal reviews
ONE SHOT Part of the Legacy Series but may stand alone Sirius ran away from home during the summer before 6th year and went to stay with James. This is James' take on the events of that night. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/27/2004 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Escape from the House of Black by Michelle Lancaster reviews
Kreacher's quite fond of muttering the story under his breath. So what's the story? (Complete)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,998 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/25/2003 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Monks and Munchies by Lady Feylene reviews
Just a little bit of silliness, in which the Marauders discuss who's best suited for monkhood.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2003 - James P., Sirius B.
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Back To The Beginning reviews
Everyone is familiar with the story of Harry Potter- The Boy Who Lived... but what about the one before. Where it all started. This is the Marauders seven years at Hogwarts and possibly beyond.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,464 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Marauders, Lily Evans P.
Late for Practice reviews
When the Marauders are involved even being late for Quidditch practice can turn out to be interesting and eventful. Proffessor McGonagall may disagree... Full scene for my story Im Going Home. dont need to have read that to understand this. One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Marauders, Minerva M. - Complete
Im Going Home reviews
Just after his death Remus reflects on his Hogwarts days and the Marauders. Song fic to Home by Chris Daughtry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,191 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Remus L., Marauders - Complete