rii96
hide bio
PM . Follow . Favorite
Joined 12-13-09, id: 2178502, Profile Updated: 08-27-12
Author has written 8 stories for Code Geass, Fullmetal Alchemist, Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人, and Harry Potter.

Ciaossu!

My real name is *secret, but you can call me Tsuromu! Kuro-chan is also considered. I apologize for my frequent name changes. I have this online stalker, and I don't want that person to track me...ever.

These are some facts about me:

:Age:

15y/o

:School-related thing:

A Junior High School Student

:Race:

Chinese-Filipino

:Status:

Certified Crazy

:Emotion:

Bored

:Height:

154.94 cm ==

:Weight:

52 kg

Favorite Anime List:

Detective Conan*

Yamato Nadeshiko*

Code Geass*

Fullmetal Alchemist*

Katekyo Hitman Reborn*

Hetalia*

Ao no Exorcist*


Some "please-copy-and-paste-this-to-your-profile-IF-YOU-SOMETHING-stuff":

If you think it's stupid that girls are associated with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP sign, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because you're a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, put this into your profile

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile!

5 Truths of Life.

1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue

2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it

3. The first truth is a lie

4. You're smiling right now because you know you fell for it... (Idiot!)

5. You still have a stupid smile lingering on your face

Now, if you fell for it (I KNOW you did), copy & paste this into your profile.

Damn...I always fall for these...

If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have WAY too much time on your hands and you’re on fanfiction.net with that time, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever spent a long amount of time looking for something that you were holding/wearing, copy this to your profile and add your name: I-P-O, Kilala26, Konnichiwa Minna, Kin756894, Zakuro Haruno, Rizu Neko-Chan, KeiiyakoMinto, ireadtoomanybooks, Rii96

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like fire and fireworks and explosions and things that go boom, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you walk into walls because you have your nose in a book, copy this to your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile..

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile

IF YOU THINK BUNNIES SHOULD RULE THE WORLD, IN ALL GLORY, SMALLNESS, FLUFFYNESS AND CUTIE-PIE-NESS, COPY THIS TO YOUR PROFILE.

WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS, MAKE PINEAPPLE JUICE. THEN SIT BACK AND LET THE WORLD WONDER HOW THE HELL YOU DID IT.

A GOOD FRIEND WILL COME AND BAIL YOU OUT OF JAIL. A TRUE FRIEND WILL BE SITTING NEXT TO YOU SAYING "DAMN! WE F!U!C!K!E!D! UP! BUT IT WAS FUN!".

OHMIGOD! THE RAIN'S WET! COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE IF YOU WANNA LAUGH YOUR A!S!S! OFF FROM THIS!

IF YOU THINK THE WORLD WILL END WITH A SHOE AND A WAFFLE, COPY THIS TO YOUR PROFILE.

IF YOU ARE TOO LAZY TO COPY THIS TO YOUR PROFILE, COPY THIS TO YOUR PROFILE.

IF YOU THINK THAT I'M MAKING YOU THINK TOO MUCH, COPY THIS TO YOUR PROFILE.

95 OF THE KIDS OUT THERE ARE CONCERNED WITH BEING POPULAR AND FITTING IN. IF YOU'RE ONE OF THE FIVE PERCENT WHO AREN'T, COPY THIS TO YOUR PROFILE, AND ADD YOUR NAME TO THE LIST; AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billy Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-harry-potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple, windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it, Kiba Obsessed Demonic Angel, Digital98, Yin's Crescent, Naruto713-17, Zac92him, Neji Uchiha, Vivian Valo, Penprincesswrite123 (=P), Seka-Chan, Aihoshi-chan, ireadtoomanybooks, kalulu22

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

AAAAAAAAAAAGH! THERE'S A SHADOW FOLLOWING ME! COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE IF YOU JUST KNOW YOU'RE TOTALLY INSANE.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

Put this on your page
If you like to laugh!

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.

If you have seen a movie so many times that you have memorized almost all of the lines, and you STILL laugh at EVERY punch line, copy this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile.

If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile.

30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're on of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile.

My name is sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm sradishing to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I sradish to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Please copy and paste this poem 2 ur profile, if u care...

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

LEARN CHINESE IN FIVE MINUTES...(IF YOU ARE CHINESE, PLEASE DON'T TAKE THIS OFFENSIVELY...IT IS ONLY FOR HUMOR) YOU MUST READ THIS OUT LOUD...

1 - THAT'S NOT RIGHT...Sum Ting Wong

2 - ARE YOU HARBORING A FUGITIVE...Wai Yu Hai Ding

3 - SEE ME ASAP...Kum Hia

4 - STUPID MAN...Dum Fuk

5 - SMALL HORSE...Tai Ni Po Ni

6 - DID YOU GO TO THE BEACH...Wai Yu So Tan

7 - I BUMPED THE COFFEE TABLE...Ai Bang Mai Fa King Ni

8 - I THINK YOU NEED A FACE LIFT...Chin Tu Fat

9 - IT'S VERY DARK IN HERE...Wai So Dim

10 - I THOUGHT YOU WERE ON A DIET...Wai Yu Mun Ching

11 - THIS IS A TOW AWAY ZONE...No Pah King

12 - OUT MEETING IS SCHEDULED FOR NEXT WEEK...Wai Yu Kum Now

13 - STAYING OUT OF SIGHT...Lei Ying Lo

14 - HE'S CLEANING HIS AUTOMOBILE...Wa Shing Ka

15 - YOUR BODY ODOR IS OFFENSIVE...Yu Stin Ki Pu

16 - GREAT!...Fa King Su Pa

If this made you laugh...put it in your profile

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself. So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you approve of gays, bisexuals, trans., and the allies of such, put this in your profile! _

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vice versa copy this into your profile.

If you like Kalulu, copy this into your profile

If you noticed the loophole in R2 of Code Geass then copy this into your profile. The loophole was that when the Emperor rewrote Lulu's memories, he didn't mention Kallen. Also, the Student Council remembers Kallen, and he rewrote their memories too. If Lelouch and the SC are supposed to have corresponding memories, then how come Lelouch didn't recognize Kallen at the casino?? ... And don't gimme any BS about howshe was in disguise. A bunny suit is the most out of disguise you can get, XD LOL.

If you like to rewatch Kallen beating up on Suzaku in R2 Ep 15 (or 16, I forget), copy this into your profile XD GO GET 'IM KALLEN!!

If you've ever laughed for 10 minutes straight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that disclaimers are the most annoying things EVER Copy and paste this to your profile

Check this out...I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty

uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried

-Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

-Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

-Guns don’t kill people. Bullets kill people.

-'A B C D E F G H, I will kill your family.'

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

At age 8 your dad got you ice cream. You thanked him by dripping it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by jumping out of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old he took you and your friends to the movies. You thanked him by asking to sitting in a different row.

When you were 12 years old he warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13 he suggested a haircut that was in fashion. You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14 for a month away at summer camp. You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15 he came home from work looking for a hug. You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16 he taught you how to dive his car. You thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17 he was expecting an important call. You thanked him by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18 he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19 he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus and carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm so that you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25 he helped pay for your wedding, and he told you how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the country.

When you were 50 he fell ill and needed you to take care of him. You thanked him by reading about the burdens that parents become to their children.

And then one day he quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on your heart.

If you love your dad, post this on your profile.

Aurora

Her name was Aurora,
she was only five,
this is what happened,
when she was alive.

Her dad was a drunk;
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her,
locked in an attic

Her only friend,
was a little toy bear,
it was old and worn out,
and had patches of hair.

She always talked to it,
when no one's around,
she lays there and hugs it,
not a peep of sound.

Until her parents,
unlock the door,
some more and more pain,
she'll have to endure.

A bruise on her leg,
a scar on her face,
why would she be,
in such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear,
and softly cries,
she loves her parents,
but they want her to die.

She sits in the corner,
quiet but thinking,
"God, why? Why is,
my life always sinking?"

Such a bad life,
for a sad little kid,
she'd get beaten and beaten,
for anything she did.

Then one night,
her mom came home high,
the poor child was hit and slapped,
as hours went by.

Then her mom suddenly,
grabbed for a blade,
it was sharp and pointy,
one that she made.

She thrusted the blade,
right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
you worthless pest!"

The mom walked out,
leaving the girl slowly dying,
she grabbed her bear,
and again started crying.

Police showed up,
at the small little house,
they quickly barged in,
everything was as quiet as a mouse.

One officer slowly,
opened a door,
to find the sad little girl,
lying on the floor.

It must have been bad,
to go through so much harm,
but at least she died,
with her best friend in her arms.

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t re-post it?

Re-post this if you truly believe in God, and even if you don't

Even when you cant see him GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

Best friends never abandon each other. Yet we are all human; we make mistakes. Everyone, that is, except Jesus. If you can claim Jesus to be one of your best friends, copy this into your profile.

If you are a Christian, paste this on your profile.

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the World...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

If you feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us,

If you believe in the one true God: Father, Son, and Holy Ghost

then copy and paste this in your profile.

If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...

" If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two
Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three
You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four
Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five
You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six
I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven
Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this.

If you think that God isn't real and that Jesus Christ didn't suffer and die for us, just think about this. There's a molecule in our body called laminin which holds all of our cells together. Without it we could not exist as our cells could not bind. Laminin is in the shape of a cross so we have millions of microscopic crosses holding us together every day of our lives. God's love holds us together every day of our lives.

FAKE VS. REAL (Found on SugarBullet's Profile)

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.

REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Dang … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.

REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.

REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.

REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.

REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.

REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.

REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll beBLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

Results of Drunk Driving (Found on Sonicscrystalauraangel's Profile)

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't

forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for

the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that

mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister

is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath. Copy this into your profile if you'd be part of the 8 percent laughing your ass off.

If you ever got hit in the face with a soccerball, football, etc., copy, paste this onto your profile, and add your name: Kaida Thorn, Gingerstar14, Squirrelflightlover, Metaknight4ever, golfer, Pikana, meitanteikid, kalulu22

HOMOPHOBIA IS STUPID!!

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag every day.
I am the girl kicked out of her home, because I confided in my mother I'm a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets, because no one will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of 27 years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.
I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones.
I killed myself weeks before graduating high school.
It was just too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us because she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not even allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.
The court says I am unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until somebody told me only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't always have to deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most: love.
I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to the fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson".

THAT'S SICK AND MESSED UP! IF YOU BELIEVE HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG...REPOST THIS.

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things

100 Rules of Anime

The laws of Anime is a growing list of physical, universal, and natural
phenomenon that seem to appear in various forms in all sorts of anime. The original
intent was an effort to classify these incidents into a list of "laws" that
explained how Anime physics are different from our own (real?) world. It is our hope
that you find them useful to studying Anime, or at the very least, worth a good
chuckle.

#1 - Law of Metaphysical Irregularity- The normal laws of physics do not apply.

#2 - Law of Differential Gravitation- Whenever someone or something jumps, is
thrown, or otherwise is rendered airborne, gravity is reduced by a factor of 4.
Some things have been known to "Float" for a few seconds before plummeting to hit
the ground, vehicle, or someone’s cranium.

#3 - Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics- In space, loud
sounds, like explosions, are even louder because there is no air to get in the way.

#4 - Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion- In space, constant thrust
equals constant velocity.

#5 - Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion- The larger a
mechanical device is, the faster it moves, Armoured Mecha are the fastest objects
known to human science.

#6 - Law of Temporal Variability- Time is not a constant. Time stops for the hero
whenever he does something "cool" or "impressive". Time slows down when friends and
lovers are being killed and speeds up whenever there is a fight.

#7 - First Law of Temporal Mortality- "Good Guys" and "Bad Guys" both die in one of
two ways - either so quick they don’t even see it coming, OR it’s a long drawn out
affair where the character gains much insight to the workings of society, human
existence or why the toast always lands butter side down. NOTE: Sometimes, Anime
heroes or villains never really die! In these rare cases they were a clone or cyborg
and the real hero/villain’s suspiciously missing in "Malletspace", or something.

#8 - Second Law of Temporal Mortality- It takes some time for bad guys to die...
regardless of physical damage. Even when the "Bad Guys" are killed so quickly they
don’t even see it coming, it takes them a while to realize they are dead. This is
attributed to the belief that being evil damages the Reality Lobe of the brain.

#9 - Law of Dramatic Emphasis- Scenes involving extreme amounts of action are
depicted with either still frames or black screens with a slash of bright color
(usually red or white).

#10- Law of Dramatic Multiplicity- Scenes that only happen once, for instance, a
"Good Guy" kicks the "Bad Guy" in the face, are seen at least 3 times from 3
different angles.

#11- Law of Inherent Combustibility- Everything explodes. Everything.
First Corollary- Anything that explodes bulges first.
Second Corollary- Large cities are the most explosive substances known to
human science. Tokyo in particular seems to be the most unstable of these cities,
sometimes referred to as "The Matchstick City".

#12- Law of Phlogistatic Emission- Nearly all things emit light from fatal wounds.

#13- Law of Energetic Emission- There is always an energy build up (commonly
referred to as an energy "bulge") before Mecha or space craft weapons fire. Because
of the explosive qualities of weapons, it is believed that this is related to the
Law of Inherent Combustibility.

#14- Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude- The destructive potential of any
object/organism is inversely proportional to its mass.
First Corollary- Small and cute will always overcome big and ugly. Also
known as the A-Ko phenomenon.

#15- Law of Inexhaustibility- No one EVER runs out of ammunition. That is of
course unless they are cornered, out-numbered, out-classed, and unconscious.

#16- Laws of Inverse Accuracy- The accuracy of a "Good Guy" when operating any form
of firearm increases as the difficulty of the shot increases. The accuracy of the
"Bad Guys" when operating firearms decreases when the difficulty of the shot
decreases. (Also known as the Stormtrooper Effect) Example: A "Good Guy" in a
drunken stupor being held upside down from a moving vehicle will always hit, and
several battalions of "Bad Guys" firing on a "Good Guy" standing alone in the middle
of an open field will always miss.
First Corollary- The more "Bad Guys" there are, the less likely they will
hit anyone or do any real damage.
Second Corollary- Whenever a "Good Guy" is faced with insurmountable odds,
the "Bad Guys" line up in neat rows, allowing the hero to take them all out with a
single burst of automatic fire and then escape.
Third Corollary- Whenever a "Good Guy" is actually hit by enemy fire, it is
in a designated "Good Guy Area", usually a flesh wound in the shoulder or arm,
which restricts the "Good Guy" from doing anything more strenuous than driving,
firing weaponry, using melee weapons, operating heavy machinery, or doing complex
martial arts maneuvers.
Fourth Corollary- The more times the "Bad Guy" fires, the fewer times he
will hit.

#17- Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability- Minimei is a bimbo. (Note: The
Minority Opposition in Ohio disagrees and thinks all men who like this stuff needs
to get out more.)

#18- Law of Hemoglobin Capacity- the human body contains over 12 gallons of blood,
sometimes more, under high pressure.

#19- Law of Demonic Consistency- Demons and other supernatural creatures have at
least three eyes, loads of fangs, tend to be yellow-green or brown, but black is not
unknown, and can only be hurt by bladed weapons. Also, acid has been known to work
just as well...

#20- Law of Militaristic Unreliability- Huge galaxy-wide armadas, entire armies, and
large war machines full of cruel, heartless, bloodthirsty warriors can be stopped
and defeated with a single insignificant example of a caring/loving emotion or a
song.
First Corollary- Whenever a single war machine (mecha, starship, etc.) goes
up against an entire army, the army always loses.

#21- Law of Tactical Unreliability- Tactical geniuses aren’t...

#22 -Law of Inconsequential Undetectability- People never notice the little
things... like missing body parts, or wounds the size of Seattle.

#23- Law of Juvenile Intellectuality- Children are smarter than adults. And almost
twice as annoying.

#24- Law of Americanthromorphism- Americans in Anime appear in one of two roles,
either as a really nasty skinny "Bad Guy" or a big stupid "Good Guy".
First Corollary- The only people who are more stupid than the big dumb
Americans are the American translators. (Sometimes referred to as the Green Line
Effect)
Second Corollary- The only people who are more stupid than the American
translators are the American editors and censors.
Third Corollary- Canadians are usually portrayed as smart, strong, handsome
"Good Guys".

#25- Law of Mandibular Proportionality- The size of a person’s mouth is directly
proportional to the volume at which they are speaking or eating.

#26- Law of Feline Mutation- Any half-cat/half-human mutation will invariably:
1) be female.
2) will possess ears and sometimes a tail as a genetic mutation.
3) wear as little clothing as possible, if any.

#27- Law of Conservation of Firepower- Any powerful weapon capable of
destroying/defeating an opponent in a single shot will invariably be reserved and
used as a last resort.

#28- Law of Technological User-Benevolence- The formal training required to operate
a spaceship or mecha is inversely proportional to its complexity.

#29- Law of Melee Luminescence- Any being displaying extremely high levels of
martial arts prowess and/or violent emotions emits light in the form of a glowing
aura. This aura is usually blue for "Good Guys" and red for "Bad Guys". This is
attributed to Good being higher in the electromagnetic spectrum than Evil.

#30- Law of Non-Anthropomorphic Antagonism- All ugly, non-humanoid alien races are
hostile, and usually hell-bent on destroying humanity for some obscure reason.

#31- Law of Follicular Chromatic Variability- Any color in the visible spectrum is
considered a natural hair color. This color can change without warning or
explanation.

#32- Law of Follicular Permanence- Hair in anime is pretty much indestructible, and
can resist any amount of meteorological conditions, energy emissions, physical
abuse, or explosive effects and still look perfect. The only way to hurt someone’s
hair is the same way you deal with demons... with bladed weapons!

#34- Law of Probable Attire- Clothing in anime follows certain predictable
guidelines: Female characters wear as little clothing as possible, regardless of
whether it is socially or meteorologically appropriate. Any female with an excessive
amount of clothing will invariably have her clothes ripped to shreds or torn off
somehow. If there is no opportunity to tear off aforementioned female’s clothes,
then she will inexplicably take a shower for no apparent reason (also known as the
Gratuitous Shower Scene). Whenever there is a headwind, Male characters invariably
wear long cloaks that don’t hamper movement and billow out dramatically behind them.
First Corollary (Cryo-Adaptability)- All anime characters are resistant to
extremely cold temperatures, and do not need to wear heavy or warm clothing in snow.
Second Corollary (Indecent Invulnerability)- Bikinis render the wearer
invulnerable to any form of damage.
Third Corollary (Probable Attire permanence)- The clothing on the hero is
indestructible. Their capes, robes, (and if they are girls,) skirts, dresses, bows,
or any loose clothing will just flap when they are in the middle of a fire or ice
attack... Unless it's a hentai. It is believed that the clothes are made out of
Anime Character hair. (re. Laws 32 & 48)

#35- Law of Musical Omnipotence- Any character capable of musical talent (singing,
playing an instrument, etc. Is automatically capable of doing much more "simple"
things, like piloting mecha, fighting crime, stopping an intergalactic war, and so
on... especially if they’ve never attempted these things before.

#36- Law of Quintupular Agglutination- Also called "The Five-man Rule", when "Good
Guys" group together, it tends to be in groups of five. There are five basic
positions, which are:
1) The Hero/Leader
2) His Girlfriend
3) His Best Friend/Rival
4) A Hulking Brute
5) A Dwarf/Kid
Between these basic positions are distributed several attributes, which include:
1) Extreme Coolness
2) Amazing Intelligence
3) Incredible Irritation

#37- Law of Extradimensional Capacitance- All anime females have an
extrasdimensional storage space of variable volume somewhere on their person from
which they can instantly retrieve any object at a moment’s notice. This mysterious
dimension is commonly called "Malletspace".
First Corollary (AKA The Hammer Rule)- The most common item stored is a
heavy mallet, costumes/uniforms, power suits/armor, and large bazookas.

#38- Law of Hydrostatic Emission- Eyes tend to be rather large in Anime. This is
because they contain several gallons of water, which may be instantaneously released
at high pressure through large tear ducts. The actual volume of water contained in
the eyes is unknown, as there is no evidence to suggest that these reservoirs are
actually capable of running out. The reason water tends to collect in the eyes is
because Anime characters only have one large sweat gland, which is located at the
back of the head. When extremely stressed , embarrassed, or worried, this sweat
gland exudes a single but very large drop of sebaceous fluid.

#39- Law of Inverse Attraction- Success at finding suitable mates is inversely
proportionate to how desperately you want to be successful. The more you want, the
less you get and vice-versa.
First Corollary- Unfortunately, this law seems to apply to Otaku in the real
world...

#40- Law of Nasal Sanguination- When sexually aroused, males in Anime don’t get
erections, they get nosebleeds. No one’s sure why this is, though... the current
theory suggests that larger eyes means smaller sinuses and thinner sinus tissue (see
Law #38 above). Females don’t get nosebleeds, but invariably get one heck of a blush
along the cheeks and across the nose, suggesting a lot of bloodflow to that region.

#41- Law of Xylolaceration- Wooden or bamboo swords are just as sharp as metal
swords, if not sharper.

#42- Law of Juvenile Omnipotence- Always send a boy to do a man’s job. He’ll get it
done in half the time and twice the angst.

#43- Law of Triscaquadrodecophobia- There is no Law #43.

#44- Law of Nominative Clamovocation- the likelihood of success and damage done by a
martial arts attack is directly proportional to the volume at which the full name of
the attack is announced (known as the Kamehameha effect).

#45- Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis- Regardless of how long or involved the
transformation sequence or how many times they’ve seen it before, any "Bad Guys"
witnessing a mecha/hero/heroine transforming are too stunned to do anything to
interrupt it.

#46- Law of Flimsy Incognition- Simply changing into a costume or wearing a teensy
mask can make you utterly unrecognizable to even your closest friends and relatives.

#47- Law of Mandibular Combustible Emission- All anime characters seem to have some
unknown chemical on their breath that reacts VERY violently with extremely hot or
spicy food. This chemical may also be responsible for the phenomenon of fire behind
the eyes and from the mouth when a character (usually a female) is really angry.

#48- Law of Electrical and Combustible Survivalism- If you get electrocuted or
burned, YOU WILL SURVIVE!! Though your entire body will be scorched, seconds later,
your skin won’t have a trace of damage (Also known as the "Pikachu Effect").
First Corollary- When a magical bad guy/Alien/monster fires off a flame,
wind, or ice attack, the resulting effect is only enough for the hero(es)/heroine(s)
to be standing in the "Walking Against the Wind" stance, with his/her eyes shut and
letting out a pathetic "Aaaaagh!", and yet they are never harmed. This may be in
part to laws 32, 34 and sometimes 44.

#49- Law of Female wrath- If a male character insults a female character, he will
get a mallet, shotgun, or tank blast, or if she is a character that can perform
magical feats, a fireball or whatever, to the head, body or whatever (Also known as
the "Lina Inverse/Gourry Factor") This is because he always deserves it, and will
help him to cope in today’s society. (>Sniff Sniff

#50- Law of Artistic Perversion- Most (not all) Anime artists are perverts and are
under the impression that girls are willing to tear off their clothes, or wear VERY
small, revealing outfits at the drop of a pin (or pen for that matter).
Unfortunately, most Hentai fans are under the same impression.

#51- Law of Uninteruptable Nominative Clamovocation- This law is a mixture of Laws
44 and 45. Regardless of how long or involved the Spell or projectile attack is, and
the likelihood of success and damage done by the volume at which the full name of
the attack is announced, or how many times they’ve seen it before, any "Bad Guys"
witnessing a hero/heroine quoting the incantations for an extremely powerful attack
are too stunned to do anything to interrupt it. (Also known as the "Dragon Slave
Phenomenon")

52- Law of Telepathic Obliviousness- Most of the time, some Anime characters
(usually males) will think personal (Like that he/she has sabotaged something), or
perverted thoughts, while near some other character, WHO’S TELEPATHIC!! The reasons
for this are:
1) They forgot that the person is telepathic.
2) They just don’t give a damn.
The reasons the telepathic person doesn’t react are:
1) They’re preoccupied with doing something else.
2) They’d rather keep the fact to themselves that they are Telepathic.
3) They just don’t give a damn.

#53- Law of Chromatic Diversity- Air can be any color of the viewable spectrum.

#54- Law of Old Man Comic Relief- Comic relief comes in the form of a short, bald,
wise-mouthed dirty old man or alien. Or the combination of any two of those traits.
First Corollary- If old man is present, and is acting too horny, stupid,
etc., there will invariably be an old woman to whap him over the head with a frying
pan or something.

#55- Law of the Wise Old Man- Little old Japanese men always know how it ends and
withhold the ending from anyone, especially the hero. This includes special power
weapons, ancient relics, and people who know everything.

#56- Law of Omnipotent Unreliability- Any "Bad Guy" with Omnipotent powers/weapons
will never use those powers/weapons against the "Good Guy" until it is too late.
First Corollary- All "Bad Guys" suffer from Antagonistic Boasting Syndrome
which require all "Bad Guys" to threaten with or exemplify their prowess and not use
it against the "Good Guy".
Second Corollary- No "Bad Guy" may use any new, secret, or superior military
device without one of the following events occurring:
a) The control device being broken.
The control device being taken by the "Good Guy".
c) The control device is in fact not the real device at all and was just
"fooled" by the "Good Guy".
d) The "Bad Guy" has already lost and cannot use the device.

#57- Law of Minimum Corneal Volume- Eyeballs may make up no less than one sixth of
the face’s total surface area. More so if the case is a blonde woman.

#58- Law of Electrical Charges in Hair- Hair attracts electricity in abundance,
resulting in two outcomes:
a) A positive charge will result in the spikes-flying-everywhere-behind-me
look.
A negative charge will result in the
hair-cascading-down-to-the-waist-in-a-single-sheet look.

#59- Law of Ammunition Accuracy- When there are multiple types of ammunition
available (paintballs, speaker pods), non-lethal rounds will always be more accurate
when compared to "standard" or lethal shots. (Macross Plus for paintballs, Macross 7
for speaker pods)

#60- Law of Active Female Attraction- In a comedy series, a male character’s
attractiveness to women is inversely proportional to how active they pursue them.
(Tenchi, Ranma, and Makoto OVA have a seemingly endless supply of willing
girlfriends despite their lack of romantic skill while Happosai, Ataru, and Carrot
couldn’t get a date despite or because of their constant attempts.)

#61- Law of Sweat Pore Variability- When a person is embarrassed, caught in an
awkward situation, or otherwise humiliated, all sweat pores on the body contract,
except for ones on the forehead. These pores expand to such a degree that a single
drop could fill a Big Gulp from 7-11.

#62- The Law of Inverse Training Time- A person who has been training for 3 years
is never as good as someone who has been training for one month.

#63- Law of Needs to Few and Many- The needs of the many, outweigh the needs of the
few... of even the one.

#64- Law of Bad Humor- Whenever someone says something that is intended to be
funny, whether actually funny or not, the rest of the characters (even animals) fall
to the ground with their feet in the air. Sweat sometimes accompanies the fall.
(The sound of a cow mooing usually accompanies the joke as well.)

#65- Law of Extreme Anger- Whenever a female character gets mad, such as seeing the
male character with another girl, she becomes extremely strong (despite her usually
helpless look) so that she can lift a 1000 ton object to hurt the guy. She can
sometimes perform other punishments that are just as cruel such as pinching the
guy’s face so hard that it changes shape. (see law #49)

#66- Law of Differentiated Gravitation-
First Corollary- If the airborne entity exceeds an altitude equal or greater
than two times the height of the entity, gravity is decreased by an inverse
coefficient relative to the upward momentum and mass/weight (if within at least
500 km of any gravity source) of the entity "jumping".
Second Corollary- The amount of Newtonian "opposite force" (in accordance to
normal downward velocity; "Earth gravity" speed is equal to 32ft/sec/sec) is also
inversely proportional to the "actual" speed of the airborne entity. In all
actuality, an entity that appears to be flying towards a solid concrete parking lot
from space will actually land, producing an opposite force of approximately 1.73 lb.
of pressure. Unless this particular entity is a "Bad Guy". Then the law exhibits a
mysterious exponentially proportional Newtonian opposite force, thusly increasing
this variable by a factor equal to the inverse-gravity potential.

#67- Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any situation where the
Ambient Dramatic Tension increases, the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient must be
increased by a proportional amount to compensate. In any situation where this does
not happen, the "Bad Guy" inevitably comes out on top. However, this usually leads
to a further rise in the Ambient Dramatic tension, which will always be offset by
an exponential increase in the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient.

#68- Law of Coercive Vehicular Control- No matter how complex or well defined the
control system, a character controlling a vehicle of any sort always does so through
means of undetectable subconscious psychokinesis.
First Corollary- Characters can perform actions with their vehicles which
clearly defy normal physics (see Laws of Metaphysical Irregularity and Constant
Thrust). The velocity, attitude and traction of the vehicle appear to be adjusted at
will, with the degree of absolute control being proportional to the complexity and
lethality of the maneuver.
Second Corollary- It is effectively impossible to remove characters from or
disrupt the passage of their vehicles without the character’s consent. This does not
always apply to "Bad Guy" characters, or "Good Guy" characters in situations where
the Ambient Dramatic Tension could increase in accordance with the Law of
Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension.

#69- Amendment to the Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any
situation where the Ambient Dramatic Tension increases without a corresponding
increase in the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient, not only does the "Bad Guy" usually
come out on top, but also his Smugness Factor increases in proportion to the rise in
Ambient Dramatic Tension.

#70- Law of The Rushing Background Effect- Whenever something dramatic occurs, a
survival instinct engages, thus rendering all incoming stimulus that is not directly
and immediately to the dramatic situation at hand a meaningless blur. This is often
referred to as "The Rushing Background Effect". Due to the increase in brain
activity and adrenaline levels in the bloodstream, the scene is often played out in
slow motion.

#71- Law of Interdimensional Hammers- Whenever a female character witnesses a male
character of her preference performing any sort of questionable act (i.e. Looking at
another girl or anything she might construe as perverted) she can reach into an
interdimensional realm (usually behind her back) and withdraw a huge Anime Mallet of
Doom with which to whack the said male over the head with. (see Laws # 37, 49, and
65)

#72- Law of Instant Band-Aids- Whenever a character is injured (usually in a head
shot, maybe from a mallet whack) Band-Aids will always instantly appear on the
wounded individual (and always in pairs, set in a cross fashion). These bandages
will then, most likely, disappear by the character’s next scene.

#73- Law of Universal Edge Defense- Any projectile attack, from a blast of magic to
a hail of bullets, can be easily defended against by holding a suitably cool-looking
sword or other bladed weapon between the attacker and defender, usually so that the
edge cuts into the incoming attack(s), causing both halves to go flying harmlessly
past the defender. Observed most often in fantasy and martial arts anime.

#74- Law of Intractable Sanity- There is no such thing as insanity in anime. When
faced with horrifying supernatural forces that would drive most men mad, anime
characters will either:
a) Die quickly (but in accordance with all other laws e.g., slowdown and
exposition),
Get possessed by them, especially if they are beautiful girls or men in a
position to ravish beautiful girls, or
c) Kill them, wipe the blood off their blades, and walk on whistling.

#75- Law of Celestial Body Control- At a dramatically correct moment, a hero can
summon a sun/moon/halo to appear behind him/her to cause a dramatic silhouette.

#76- Law of Aura of Forgetfulness- Any hero who wishes his/her identity to remain a
secret will invariably succeed regardless of disguise because everyone around
him/her will forget everything. Otherwise, how does Sailor Moon keep her disguise?

#77- Law of Cool Hair Factor- The hair of a hero will always coalesce into thick
strands that drape his face into a dramatic fashion, regardless of wind, the
elements, etc. (see Laws 32 & 48)

#78- Law of Inverse Coping- Any single event will happen to the ONE character LEAST
capable of dealing with it.

#79- Law of Martial Arts Training Invulnerability- The Myth that certain martial
arts will enable you to become so strong, that you can stop a nuclear warhead with
your bare palm. Unfortunately, for most otaku, they found the hard way that it just
doesn’t work in real life...

#80- Law of Stereotype Captain characteristics- If a captain of any type of ship is
male, he will invariably wear a big captain’s cap, a long overcoat, and have a
shaggy beard and mustache (pipe optional), and be a great tactician. If the captain
is female, however, she will invariably be young, well endowed, and ditzy as a pole
(horny father optional). Yet, she too will be a great tactician.

#81- Law of Shades/Coolness Factor- Shades can make you instantly cool, even if
you’re normally a klutz.

#82- Law of Hentai Plot- The proper response to any change in the plotline of a
Hentai anime is to start having sex.

#83- Law of Understatement- Anything that is deemed too impossible will become
possible.
First Corollary- Any "Bad Guy" stating "T-that’s impossible!" whenever the
hero is accomplishing some new feat/move/projectile will find out too late that he
is wrong and will invariably be toastied.

#84- Law of Dormant Powers- Anytime a hero is somehow outpowered and/or outclassed
by the villain, he will invariably release powers/new moves he never knew he could
accomplish... but his old teacher did!

#85- Law of Style Coefficient- In a situation where a Good guy may be in dire
straits, he will become stronger, smarter and more cool in a matter of seconds. (see
Laws #67, 69, and 84)

#86- Law of Bad Guy Smugness Factor- Whenever the villain actually succeeds in
beating the hero, they will begin to gloat uncontrollably, because they’ve never won
against the "Good Guy" (because they’re Eeeviiil!!). They usually get so cocky, they
tie the hero to a conveyor belt leading to his doom and leave to get a snack.
Usually this results in:
a) The hero escaping.
Clean-up for the underlings.
c) The villain getting toastied.

#87- Law of Tableware Nonexistence- There IS no spoon.

#88- Law of Goofy Turn-Ons- In Hentai, ordinary , pedestrian objects sometimes have
the magical power of either inducing orgasm or arousal. Some include warm water,
rolling on a smooth tabletop, wind, mild electrocution, the character toweling
themselves after a bath/shower, and very cold objects... like bottles of 7-up.

#89- Law of Penile Variance- All Anime men in Hentai have a ridiculously large
penis (lengths of 8, 9, 10 and 11 inches are most common). Some even have ones the
size of telephone poles, despite the blood loss that would accompany it...

#90-Law of Hentai Female Characteristics- All Hentai women have the following
characteristics:
1) Very sensitive and/or very large breasts with large nipples.
2) Very tight and/or sensitive vaginas.

#91- Law of Vaginal Variance- Hentai Anime women can take penis lengths of 8" and
up... completely... despite the fact that they might have a tight and/or sensitive
vagina.

#92- Law of Hero Identification- All heroes are introduced by way of appearance
while someone talking about their (in)famous-ness, or by way of a voice-over of them
introducing themselves.

#93- Law of Cute Mascots- Any anime either Shojo or Shonen has GOT to have at
least one cute, furry little mascot by penalty of death!
First Corollary- If it is a Shonen Anime, the hero will be accompanied by a
Dog, Cat or any kind of animal, real or fake, that would be found with a hero of the
male persuasion. Any animal that would be associated with girls that is following
him around is there because:
1) It’s his girlfriend’s.
2) It is following him, despite his insistence not to do so.
3) Chicks will dig him more.
Second Corollary- If it is a Shojo Anime, the heroine will be accompanied by
a cat, cute lil’ mouse, or some disgustingly cute monster, or any kind of animal,
real or fake, that would be found with a hero of the female persuasion. Any animal
that would be associated with guys that is following her around is there because:
1) It’s her boyfriend’s.
2) It is following her, despite her insistence not to do so.
3) It makes her look cool.

#94- Law of The Force- Most Anime heroes are blessed with a unique sort of ability
that enables bad things to happen to those that deserve it or makes things like
bullets or debris totally miss them (Also referred to as "Dumb Luck"), even though
they are mostly unaware of it. Those who have this ability include Vash the
Stampede, Captain Justy Ueki Tylor, and Jar Jar Binks.

#95- Law of Naughty Tentacles- All Anime Tentacles are VERY horny and will rape any
human female, regardless of age ("She’s 18! No! Really, she is! I’m not lying!...")
First Corollary- Even when raped or molested by tentacles, Hentai Anime
girls eventually get into it & begin squealing in ecstasy. NO one knows WHY this is,
but some theorize there may be some kind of chemical that is secreted through the
skin of the tentacle...
Second Corollary- Women who are impregnated by a tentacle creature never
experience morning sickness, and also find it to be intensely pleasurable (Also
known as the Goofy Meter Redline Effect).
Third Corollary- Similarly, the resulting... offspring of tentacle/human
relations is immediately sexually active, often impregnating its own mother again.

#96- Law of Cat-Fighting- Two females with a grudge can and will go at each other,
sometimes ripping off clothes. Sometimes it escalates so much, that property damage
begins to occur.
First Corollary- A running fight can be so destructive, you can follow it
from a distance just by watching for the smoke. (Also known as the "A-ko/B-ko
Thing")

#97- Law of Healing- Most anime heroes have a Wolverine-like healing factor that
enables them to regenerate from a massive wound or broken bone within minutes. Being
immortal sometimes helps. (Also known as the "Priss Effect".)

#98- Law of Stereotype Crew Characteristics- All ships, either waterborne or
spaceborne, have the following crew members:
1) The captain
2) His Lieutenant
3) Various female technical staff
4) A hotshot pilot
5) A cute little girl/twins (either stowaways or not)
6) The Doctor
7) The Doctor’s assistant (either a spy or not)
Weighted among the crew are various quirks which include:
1) Extreme coolness/luck
2) Amazing Intelligence
3) Incredible irritation
4) Extreme cuteness
5) Irresponsible drunkenness
6) Homophobicness
7) Emotionless (Idiots.)

#99- Law of Sparklies- Whenever a character of the main character’s interest
appears, flowers, sparkles, or abstract circles of pastel colors appear around said
character, or both. Roses with exaggerated thorns appear when it is dangerous love.
No one knows why this is, though most have a theory: Anime characters are freaks! At
least, Marker Apenname seems to think so...

#100- Law of Anime Events- Much like wrestling, anything and everything can happen.

The previous was created by Insane Advocate and his two friends. Aswell as various internet sources inorder to help others understand the things that happen in anime. So to help others understand anime affter you have read this please copy and paste this to your profile thank-you

If you have insanely annoying siblings copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventalated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever had an arguent with yourself and LOST, copy and paste this on you profile.

If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head against a desk for no reason copy this on your profile

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the conversation copy this on your profile

If you have been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing copy this on your profile

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list.

AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it, Kiba Obsessed Demonic Angel, Digital98, Anime-Kunoichi,Chinbaldo,Naruto Ninja44,May and Dawn are the best, rst64tlc,NeonZangetsu,Falling through the Twilight, Selonianth, kalulu22,

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai ChOpstIcKsXOXO, RadicalEd57, Fierygirl0, tsukiko3000,Neonzangetsu,Falling through the Twilight, Selonianth, kalulu22

If you're addicted to anime,copy & paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever ran into a mirror

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

How You Know You’re Addicted to Yaoi/Slash

1. You start mentally pairing up random guys on the street.

2. You wish you had gay friends just so you could perve on them kissing their boyfriends.

3. You don’t remember the last time you read a heterosexual fanfiction.

4. You have developed a sexual fetish for handcuffs, leather and BDSM.

5. If you are a heterosexual girl, you keep trying to seme your boyfriend, despite the fact that you don’t have the necessary parts.

6. You suddenly become interested in gay rights, thinking this will increase your opportunities for voyeristic activities.

7. You try to get your friends into it, simply so you can talk to them about it without them getting that bored look on their face.

8. You keep lying about the number of hours you spend each day on the computer reading slash fanfiction, watching yaoi anime etc.

9. The most exiting moment of your life so far was when you discovered hentai manga.

10. You celebrate turning 18 not because you can watch R movies, but because you’re old enough to watch movies with explicit gay sex scenes.

11. It’s the only aphrodesiac you need.

12. When your boyfriend tells you he’s gay and has been dating another man, you immediately ask if you can join in.

13. Your gay son wishes he had a normal, homophobic mother who didn’t ask him questions about his latest sexual exploits.

If you’re reading this and nodding to yourself, post it on your profile page.

You know you have been on the computer TOO long when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don’t have a screen name or Myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn’t even have the ability to do your job.

7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.

11.) & now you’re laughing at your stupidity.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did.

Just some things you need to know to survive….

(1) la-de-da-de-da

(2) The world is going to end so go bite off your big toe and be done with it….

(3) Black is the purdiest color of the rainbow…

(4) Most of the time the true geniuses are truly insane…

(5) I do not suffer from insanity… I enjoy every waking moment of it!

(6) Santa Claus is just a fat drunk guy in a red suit with fur…. Or possibly Michael Jackson… Or Orochimaru…

(7) MY SPORK CAN SO KICK YOUR SPORKS ASS!!….

(8) No woman does not like gay porn!!…

(9) Snack Packs are the nummiest pudding thingies out there!…

(10) Life’s Rough… Cry me a river and build a bridge over it!…

(11) You should listen to the voices in your head…. THEY HAVE SOME GOOD IDEAS! And Finally….

(12) COME TO THE DARK SIDE… WE HAVE COOKIES!!

(13) Forget cookies... WE HAVE YAOI!!

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. 'What should Tai say if he woke up and saw he was in Sora's body...?')

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, 'Holy crap, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

Your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

Me breaking the rules? No. I test their elasticity

99.8 of anime fans are obsessing over Naruto. If you are the last few of the clan who can think up three better animes than this, paste this on your profile. Sorry Naruto fans.


Now why am i posting THIS AUTHORS work...

BECAUSE I F3CKING AGREE WITH IT

which is very cute and absolutely looked like a little girl with nowhere to run,

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

More Than Blood by LegendaryWrighter reviews
Harry Potter is divorced, his son, James, tries to make his father smile again, Draco brings that smile back, and James learns that there's more to family than the thick, red liquid that courses through his veins. WARNING: Contains SLASH, MALExMALE, Sexual Themes MPreg, Strong Language, and Graphic Depictions of Violence
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,388 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 9/15 - Published: 11/30/2015 - [Harry P., Draco M.] Hermione G., James S. P.
Dog Mukuro by Kajune reviews
Hibari has a soft spot for small animals, and dogs are no exception. 6918 'Rewrote chapter 1'
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,649 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/26 - Published: 10/23/2009 - [Mukuro R., K. Hibari]
Turn Back This Cursed Clock by Wings Of Mercury reviews
As the Battle of Hogwarts rages around him, he curses the decisions that led to this moment. His wand is gone, his family ruined, and Harry Potter-the supposed savior-is dead. There is nothing left for him but ignominy and death, so Draco Malfoy heads to his sanctuary, the only safe place he's ever known, and begs the Room of Requirement to grant one last request. TIME TRAVEL.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,289 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 8/4 - Published: 5/18/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Albus D.
Empty Nesters by Dracodoodle reviews
Harry and Ginny are excellent parents, but it turns out they're not as good at being a couple once all of their children are out of the house. Mentions of HP/GW and past DM/AG, primarily HP/DM. M Rating to be safe for now.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,653 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/15 - Published: 4/6 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Exaggeratedly Perilous Journey of a Gay High School Romance by Araminthe Ispwitch reviews
Bad luck strikes as high school athletes Kagami, Aomine, Kise, and Midorima get suspended and get drafted into helping the Glee Club—a newly-formed group of idols that are becoming the rising stars of their school! But will it really be THAT bad? One thing's for sure, though: Kiseki no Sedai Academy will never be the same again! KagaKuro, AoSaku, KiKasa, MidoTaka, and many more ;D
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 98,759 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 4/29 - Published: 4/19/2013 - [Kuroko T., Kagami T.] [Aomine D., Sakurai R.]
Parenthood by Kyas Nonsense reviews
A series of oneshots where Roy Mustang and Riza Hawkeye discover the joys of parenthood. Royai
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,678 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/20 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Riza H., Roy M.
Imaginary by InfamousJava reviews
Harry collapses after the final battle and wakes up in a muggle hospital, with the doctors claiming he has been in a coma since he was 11 years old, when he ran head-first into a wall. He has to come to terms with the fact that the Wizarding World was simply a figment of his imagination...or was it?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,950 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 9/17/2015 - [Harry P., Draco M.] Ron W., Hermione G.
Being Normal by Lady Mizu reviews
Kyoya thought he had his life figured out. His life soon changes when he mets a vampire named Tamaki, who becomes his lover, and they end up adopting three kids. Two werewolves named Hikaru and Kaoru, and an angel named Haruhi. Then they end up having a baby on the way. A!U, KyoTama, mpreg
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,333 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 11/2/2015 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Tamaki S., Kyōya O. - Complete
Of Pain and Pleasure by Narumina12 reviews
Bon gets worried about Rin after no one knows where he is one day and goes out to find out what's wrong. Unfortunately puberty isn't treating Rin too well, and leaves him in such pain that he can't even remember his rival. Rin has a week to remember Bon or he might go insane with lust for the skunk-haired teen. BonxRin.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,014 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 5/12/2015 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Rin O., Ryūji S.
Inner Battles by 05xRi-chanx27 reviews
Gokudera Hayato is infamous and known as a guy. She enrolls in Namimori University to complete a mission but what happens when a certain raven-haired boy will not leave her alone? Will he discover her secret? (Sorry for the bad summary) AU, OOC, PAIRING: 80FEM!59. DISCLAIMER FOR COVER IMAGE!
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 53,967 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/7/2015 - Published: 3/16/2014 - H. Gokudera, T. Yamamoto
From the Future With Love by xXRandomnessPrevailsXx reviews
Nigou goes missing one day during practice and Kagami is sent to go out looking for Seirin's beloved Number 16. What Kuroko doesn't expect, though, is that the red-headed ace also brings back a boy around their age who is hell-bent on getting them together. And it doesn't help that he claims to be their son. AU!Future! Post-Winter Cup. KagaKuro, AoKise, MidoTaka, MuraHimu, AkaFuri.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 65,207 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 7/10/2014 - Published: 4/27/2013 - [Kuroko T., Kagami T.]
Something InfallibleLike Eternity by KillingKathy reviews
"Run away with me." Eren turned to look at his Corporal's face, which was half shadowed against the night sky. "Pardon me sir, I don't think-?" Rivaille's gaze snapped up to meet his. "Let's run away together." he repeated. "This is an order."
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 91,194 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 695 - Updated: 6/23/2014 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Eren Y., Levi
Hourglass by TearsFallPRO reviews
Everyone has a limited time in life. I see life like an hourglass, the sand flowing through one side and when that part runs out of sand, we flip it over, starting a new generation. I can only wish that I will have someone by my side before my sand runs out... Yaoi, KiyoHyuu, minor KagaKuro, MidoTaka, Aokise, Mura x OC.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,124 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/18/2014 - Published: 12/4/2013 - Kiyoshi T., Hyuuga J.
When everything falls apart by Flammy Spritz reviews
After a drunken rumble, Draco is left heartbroken and pregnant. When that goes wrong, he attempts to move on. Several years later he's in St.Mungos. Can Harry save the one he rejected back then? Does he want to? Full summary and warnings inside
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 77,708 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 4/20/2014 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
He's More Than That by theabridgedkuriboh reviews
It was early morning and Yato was already awake, however Yukine was still asleep. Not to mention he had a visitor today. Based on Official Noragami Art
Noragami/ノラガミ - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/4/2014 - Yato, Yukine, Kazuma - Complete
The missing god by charm545 reviews
Yukine wakes up to find himself in Hiyori's house with a note from Yato saying that he left town. Why did he leave and is he ever coming back?
Noragami/ノラガミ - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/20/2014 - Yato, Yukine, Hiyori I. - Complete
Trick of the Light by Jay Way101 reviews
When the Slytherins reveal Draco's crush on Harry, everything changes. Hermione and Ginny set out to help Draco get Harry, and in the process suspect that Draco might have more than a crush. Harry attempts to prove that the whole thing is hoax, only to find out that Slytherins aren't all that bad. Could it be that "Evil" was always just a trick of the light?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,673 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 2/17/2014 - Published: 12/5/2013 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Blood of the Enemy, Forcibly Taken by Zikare reviews
After the war ends Harry begins his work as an Auror and is charged with watching Draco. Draco was impregnated by Voldemort as punishment for letting Harry go from Malfoy Manor. Only Voldemort's body was created in a ritual from components from 3 people and the paternity test gives surprising results. Short story, Not epilogue compliant, Slash, Drarry, Mpreg, Rated M for Mild Smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 99,148 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 2/16/2014 - Published: 7/25/2013 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
That For Which You Do Not Yearn by Lys ap Adin reviews
The first rule of the oldest profession is not to get attached to the clients. Takao probably should have paid attention to it. Midorima and Takao, hooker AU, smut.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,103 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 2/14/2014 - Published: 12/13/2013 - Midorima S., Takao K., Imayoshi S., Nijimura S. - Complete
You plus Me equals? by lunaryu reviews
In which Kuroko is forced to cross-dress, Kagami becomes an unwilling Prince, and the others crack at the hilarity. GoM is trying to sabotage the event much to their respective partners' chagrin. It's Seirin Cultural Festival and its craziness in one package. Kaga/Kuro, GoM/Kuro. Chapter 18: So the conclusion is... you plus me equals...?
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 110,640 - Reviews: 594 - Favs: 922 - Follows: 642 - Updated: 2/5/2014 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Kuroko T., Kagami T., Generation of Miracle - Complete
I'm Not Gay! by Sanshine7 reviews
Harry returns for his sixth year to find out everyone thinks he's gay... But he's not! Really, he's not! A series of drabbles, sort of...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 7,532 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 1/15/2014 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Harry P., Draco M.
Fortuitous Affair by hid4n reviews
Eren finally gets the chance to shower.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,551 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 8/22/2013 - Eren Y., Levi
I might be a Crossdresser by KillingKathy reviews
Eren is a gamer, preparing for his next tournament at the Annual Convention. Rivaillle is a famous cosplayer-known for his costumes and design. But one day when he finally decides that Eren isn't paying enough attention to him-seduction is the only solution.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,415 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/15/2013 - Eren Y., Levi - Complete
Of Frills and Ribbons by Ai Enmaxjigoku shoujo reviews
Thanks to Eren, Jean finds himself with the tedious task of cleaning out one of the storage sheds and just when things look like they can't get any worse, he finds a maid dress of all things and thinks it would be cute if one of his fellow trainees wore it. Who would have thought Armin could pull it off so well. Jean/Armin. I have posted this on Tumblr as well as the Snk Kink meme.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,157 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/27/2013 - Armin A., Jean K. - Complete
Of Physicists and Pianists by xx-risque reviews
Vash Zwingli, Physics major and resident sarcastic grump, is struggling to come to terms with the fact that he's been in love with his idiot pianist best friend Roderich for the better part of ten years. And to make matters worse? Roderich's getting married. [ human/college au eventual SwissAus & many side pairings ]
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 71,209 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Switzerland, Austria
Promise Kept by Citis reviews
Chris had been doing great, not letting Piers' death upset him and all, but a few years later, he can't help but have a breakdown. Piers' ghost feeds off of the negative energy and shows up to comfort his beloved Captain. Chris/ghost!Piers.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Chris R., Piers N. - Complete
Perfect Fit by Perryels reviews
Midorima wears the wrong jersey to a practice match and the Shuutoku seniors come up with some 'interesting' speculations as to why.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,915 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/21/2013 - Midorima S., Takao K. - Complete
Little Traveler by Cocoronet reviews
At the age of five and a half, Midorima Shintarou was never a person who ever thought of making even the slightest effort in befriending anyone. When Oha Asa suggested that Midorima's star sign would most likely to have the least of luck for the day, little Midorima went panic. Cancer's lucky item for the day was a 'Friend'. MidoTaka/TakaMido. Yaoi-flavored, pure fluffiness.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,704 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/20/2013 - Midorima S., Takao K. - Complete
Red Bean Soup by neropi reviews
Midorima's parents decide to go on a year-long business trip, and Takao is to live with Midorima for the time being to ease their worries. They both learn to accept each other, and suddenly, they can't live without one another. [midorima x takao] (aoki)
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 56,075 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Midorima S., Takao K. - Complete
Happy Moments by Hikary Sanoko reviews
No moment in his life could compare to this one moment-the happiest moment in his life. Slight AU, KagaKuro, and Mpreg.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,584 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 35 - Published: 4/17/2013 - Kuroko T., Kagami T. - Complete
Blue Love by writtensymphony reviews
My titles aren't that creative...but basically Rin gets hurt and the wound is fatal, Bon steps in and makes it all better. Defiantly yaoi! T'will be beautiful I swear!
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,694 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Rin O., Ryūji S.
Ever After and then Some by touchreceptors reviews
Post-R2. So, say Suzaku manages to save Lelouch after the Requiem. Lelouch retires to the countryside with C.C., and they all get a sort of happily ever after. THEN say Lelouch gets... pregnant? MPreg, fluff and mild crack. SUZALULU, and other characters. (Now with a little more smut.)
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 72,744 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Suzaku K., Lelouch L. - Complete
Dishes and Apologies by Collie Parkillo reviews
Leaving Sakurai over at Aomine's house while they were away had started out as a bad decision on the part of his parents, and had escalated into a complete disaster. Oneshot, Aomine/Sakurai, slight AU.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Aomine D., Sakurai R.
Only For You by lunaryu reviews
Getting sick in your own birthday sucks. But being alone in it is worse. It's January 31st, and Kagami thinks he has forgotten something really important despite already being prepared for it for months. Luckily, GoM is there to save the day… or supposedly, Kuroko's special day. Kaga/Kuro. -Two Shots- Part 2 UP!
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,690 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Kagami T., Kuroko T. - Complete
New beginnings by WeirdAndAwesome reviews
8 years after the final battle Draco's and Harry's pathways meet. Harry gets an assignment from the Ministry in which he is obligated to spend 4 weeks or more at the Malfoy Manor supervising Draco and his 7 year old son Scorpius. Slash warning. Multi-chapter story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,541 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Harry P., Draco M.
Stoic Exterior by Destiny Aitsuji reviews
Hibari was Namimori Middle School's protector who ruled with an iron fist (or tonfas) with the trademark glare and phrase "kamikorosu". But what exactly makes this fearsome Vongola cloud guardian so stoic, and why? Despite his fastidious attitude, what makes people like Kusakabe stay loyal to him willingly? And what makes small animals like Hi-bird and Rolls adore him? R&R pls!
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,825 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 11/5/2012 - K. Hibari, Mukuro R. - Complete
When Life Gives You Lemons by asdfghjkl8888 reviews
When life gives you lemons, you may make lemonade out of it, you may eat it straight out or do whatever you want to do with it. But remember, never take out the tequila unless you're prepared to face the unpredictable.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,260 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/15/2013 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Mukuro R., K. Hibari
Carpe Diem by AstrisDreams reviews
Harry Potter is in love with Draco Malfoy- no more like obsessed. Now, he'll do anything to make him his forever: mind body and soul, even if it means changing the past and allowing Voldemort to take over. But, as long as he can have Draco Malfoy, he doesn't care. Dark!Powerful!Obsessed!Harry Clueless!Oblivious!Draco Warning: Slash! Last Chapter is M!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,810 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 1/8/2013 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Hetalia-Christmas Wish by XMidnightXWerewolfX reviews
Basch had always been the reclusive nation, he was never outgoing, nor did he ever request much attention from anyone, but after years of seeing Roderich and the way the female nations acted around him, how will this finally effect him?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,631 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Switzerland, Austria - Complete
Sebastian by coeurgryffondor reviews
Let it never be said that Roderich didn't know how to rile Basch Zwingli. / Gift fic for tumblr/mirouge.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Switzerland, Austria - Complete
Teddy's Christmas Wish by allthingsmagical reviews
After waking up on Christmas morning, Teddy goes to wake his cousin Draco and what he finds makes his Christmas when he sees that his Christmas wish has come true.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,189 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 40 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
I'm Sort of in Love by yaoifan124 reviews
Rin's POV. Rin finds out that he has fallen in love and resorts to asking the girls for help. How does everything work out for our little lover boy? BonRin Yaoi;; Lemony Goodness !
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,903 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 42 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Ryūji S., Rin O. - Complete
Dear Potter, if I were dating you by Draco's Felix reviews
If you asked Harry how he got into Malfoy Manor, he couldn't tell you. If you asked him why he was currently under Draco's bed, he wouldn't know. Because apparently, sudden memory loss is a side effect of shock, and Harry is very shocked to find a piece of parchment entitled 'Dear Potter, if I were dating you' under Draco's bed, clearly in Malfoy's handwriting. Abandoned - sorry!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,453 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 11/30/2012 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Draco M., Harry P.
You Saw Something I Could Not Emanate by wowgoshdarnit reviews
WIP. I WILL FINISH THIS! The war is real and it's steadily approaching, but the casualty count has already begun. When Harry loses his godfather, he loses his world. Can one night with Draco bring him the love he's been praying for? I suggest you read this, if you like lemon, slash, mpreg, and typos.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,572 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Harry P., Draco M.
Crossdressing with Natsu by Momo-senpi reviews
Natsu Dragneel lost a bet to Erza and Mirajane. For losing Natsu must crossdress for the next week. 7 days. 24 hours a day. Of course he has to go along with whatever they want him to wear and he must oblige.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,836 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Natsu D., Gray F.
Baby Alya by RhiannonRadcliffe reviews
Life after Voldemort, Draco's husband is expecting their fourth child. One-Shot. HP/DM.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Scared, Malfoy? by Beelsebutt reviews
For LJ's Fluffy Halloween Fest 2012 Challenge. Harry/Draco pre-slash! Pic by Ponderosa :3
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Just A Little Bit by ChelsaOfBakerStreet reviews
Post-War AU fic. Disregards the epilogue. Mostly non-canon. Harry needs a housekeeper but when Draco answers the ad, Harry gets more than just hired help.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,577 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 9/17/2012 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Skylark Seduction by Sakura Factory reviews
Patronizing after school always leads to exciting things, especially with a new transferred student. 6918 READ AT YOUR OWN RISK
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Mukuro R., K. Hibari - Complete
Meeting the Parents by TenchiSaWaDa reviews
Tsuna and Chrome have been going out. Chrome has gained confidence in the family. But a chance meeting has stirred old memories, old wounds. How will the new react with the old? HOw will families react to each other? 2796
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,918 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Chrome D.
Family by Dire Russia reviews
Toris and Feliks spend quality time with one another. Rated M for sex, swearing, and mpreg
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Lithuania, Poland
Winter Kisses by TwoFacedPierrot reviews
Kuroko passed out in the middle of training due to fever. When he wakes up to find himself in Kagami's apartment, things begin to happen.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,451 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 71 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Kuroko T., Kagami T. - Complete
Code Geass:Power of the Emperors by evelsaint93 reviews
Lelouch had sacrificed his family, his friends, and his happiness for the world. In death, Lelouch had created a world of peace, now it is his turn to enjoy it.Timetravel/AlternateUniverse LelouchxHarem!Featuring a special Nunnally!Mature Content!
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,843 - Reviews: 878 - Favs: 1,313 - Follows: 1,361 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Lelouch L.
What Goes Around Comes Around by DiInnocenza reviews
Kanon finds out he's pregnant. This worries him, because this might be the glue that keeps him together with the person he really doesn't love or trust, until a handsome blonde comes along and helps him back onto his feet. Longer summary inside!
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,538 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Kanon M., Schneizel E.B. - Complete
The End of Our Time Together by IxLOVExBOYSxLOVE reviews
Hibari and Mukuro have finally found love in each other.. But the more their together, the more pain they go through. But the pain doesn't even compare to their love. Rated M for a reason. Language and 6918. Read and Review.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,941 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Mukuro R., K. Hibari - Complete
Home Again by TornAngelWings reviews
Damn Daemon for having two hands. DaeAlaude. Daemon Spade/Alaude. Rated for suggestive themes and boy love. Birthday gift for JenovaJunkie.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/8/2011 - 1st Cloud Guardian/Alaude, 1st Mist Guardian/Demon Spade - Complete
His Royals Wish by Tsubaki Kurotsuki reviews
The prince always gets what he wants - sooner or later, but that changes quickly after a new Illusionist arrived.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,643 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Belphegor, Fran
Elena Was Never the only One by Kajune reviews
Daemon always believed that he did everything for his queen, but in fact, others he knew meant something to him too. Daemon X Elena / Daemon X Alaude
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/13/2011 - 1st Mist Guardian/Demon Spade, Elena - Complete
Why Pirates Should Never Sneeze by Fanservice-911 reviews
"Damn sneeze," he thought angrily. If it weren't for his mild cold, he wouldn't be in this position right now. AsaKiku Warning: Fail pirate lingo and kinky lemon.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,675 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/8/2011 - England/Britain, Japan - Complete
Haru Haru Dangerous BL Investigations by messedupfruitsrotten reviews
Seme and Tachi? Uke and neko? What's that? 8059? D18? 6927? What do these numbers mean? Haru dives in, investigating boys love pairings in the KHR fandom. Complete crack? No. Half-way crack? Probably. It's humor with a side of humor! R&R
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,344 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Haru M., Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
Cure for Jealousy by ciielu reviews
Tsuna is sick of Gokudera's denial towards Yamamoto. When situation gets out of hand, Reborn and Bianchi devise a plan that Tsuna must carry out with some help of his fellow guardians and friends. Let the chaos ensue! 8059
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,683 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 5/10/2011 - H. Gokudera, T. Yamamoto
One More Time by AquaAurion reviews
What happens when Yamamoto returns from a mission and hears the news about Gokudera from Tsuna? TYL!8059 TYL!1859 [Currently on hiatus]
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,833 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 10/11/2010 - H. Gokudera, T. Yamamoto
Show, Not Tell by Morning Chrysanthemum reviews
Quiet, polite Kiku Honda would have shied away from those kinds of love if given the choice, but unfortunately for him, he wasn't. It was a cruel twist of destiny for him to fall for the person he shouldn't have but did.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,018 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 9/22/2010 - England/Britain, Japan
Love Doctor by Lynne-chann reviews
Fran starts a love advice column on the Vongola webpage. What happens when a certain prince asks advice from him too? YAOI. Pairings: B26, 1827, XS, 8059, 6996, RL etc.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,480 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Belphegor, Fran
Pains of Love by Heartless Lotus reviews
Losing the one you love with all of your heart will make someone go insane. Hibari Kyoya and Rokudo Mukuro was not an exception. Contains characters death. 1869, past D18, onesided 1827 and 2796 [DISCONTINUED]
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,591 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 2/26/2011 - K. Hibari, Mukuro R.
Be My Boyfriend, Idiot by HyperMusic12 reviews
Yamamoto and Gokudera mess around while the others sleep. All Yamamoto wants is the title of boyfriend, but is it too much to ask?
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,434 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 5/24/2011 - [H. Gokudera, T. Yamamoto] - Complete
A sick mind is different from a sick body by iLucienne reviews
In the end, they couldn't keep their hands to themselves. Ryohei was to blame why they ended up having oral right inside Takeshi's consultation room. And they thought Hayato was crazy. 8059
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,621 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/24/2011 - T. Yamamoto, H. Gokudera
Bloody Requiem: Vongola Decimo by fujin of shadows reviews
Sky and Blood, two elements that he use for killing. Rage, something that he has grow accustom to. Chaos, his greatest weapon. A cold blooded and emotionless assasin like Tsuna only has one weakness, and that is a beautiful girl name Chrome. AU 2796
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 11 - Words: 68,586 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Chrome D.
You Are Here by Onda Knight54 reviews
Another forbidden love between a human and a shinigami... this is one of those stuffs... RIGHT? 8059
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,415 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/22/2011 - T. Yamamoto, H. Gokudera - Complete
Saluta Morte de Parte Mia by shizuke reviews
No Good Tsuna was useless at everything. He got poor grades, barely has any friends and generally, was a loser. But what if No Good Tsuna was only pretending? GuardiansXTsuna, 8059, RebornXLambo
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 34,549 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 767 - Follows: 859 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
Coming Home by TenchiSaWaDa reviews
Tsuna is away at college for 4 years. He's coming back for Christmas. 2796 like always. is in line with some of my pervious works: Sweet Cake and Christmas in the Park.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,106 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Chrome D.
You're My Prince Charming by RandomRainboww reviews
6918 ftw! After Hibari realises that he's madly in love with Mukuro , both of them cross paths again. But with a changed type of relationship and feelings , what would actually happen? read on to find out :
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Mukuro R., K. Hibari
and the world finally fell into place by nina-en-wonderland reviews
The two rings on her fingers and the parallels of domesticity. -Tsuna/Chrome. Future-fic. For KHRfest.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,816 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Chrome D., Iemitsu S., Nana S., Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
I Forgot To Say Out Loud by ISFP reviews
Bel and Fran fought, a lot. For some reason they always came back to each other. Some would call it destiny, true love, or plain stupidity. When it really came down to it though, it was for two reasons: Great sex and pure stubbornness. Bel/Fran
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,444 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Belphegor, Fran - Complete
Morning by bearfuck reviews
After things have gone terribly wrong, Takeshi goes back. 8059. 1490 words.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2011 - H. Gokudera, T. Yamamoto - Complete
Baby by Peachie . D reviews
Pregnant and alone, nineteen year old Chrome Dokuro moves to the small town of Namimori and her new life begins...1896
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,112 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 3/17/2011 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Chrome D., K. Hibari - Complete
Love in Approximately 4 minutes and 59 seconds by TenchiSaWaDa reviews
Chrome is blasted to the future... where she meets an interesting person. Please read Love in 5 minutes if you haven't yet. 2796 like always.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Chrome D., Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
Important by morbidsweetie13 reviews
Sometimes a trip to the park is all it takes to know what's important. My first 2796 fic as requested by LittleMizzy Hope you'll like it :
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,413 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Chrome D. - Complete
Illusions Of Love by X Prodigy reviews
30 sentences about Tsuna and Chrome. He's the unprepared future heir of the Vongola Family, she's his shy but devoted Guardian of Mist. Between the battles, the blood and the pain, can romance bloom between two broken souls?
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Chrome D.
Refuse by FlameWater reviews
One of the things that Squalo refuses to do for Xanxus. He either spits it out or throws up into the toliet. A short little smut.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 15 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Squalo S., Xanxus - Complete
Bubble Gum by FlameWater reviews
Xanxus decides to put bubble gum into Squalo's hair and afterwards tells him to 'Get it out without cutting your hair'. Squalo is not happy.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Xanxus, Squalo S. - Complete
Happy Birthday to the Herbivore by Anjelis reviews
D18 pairing. You've got to love them! Oneshot :
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Dino, K. Hibari - Complete
I'll Remember You, Unconditionally by atgmail reviews
Bel had never thought he would ever meet his Frog again. His frog suddenly dissapeared and never came back. so of course he would want to kill the frog the minute he saw him. But he just can't bring himself to do so...
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,458 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Belphegor, Fran
Our Dirty Little Secret by ClingyShipping reviews
Something's wrong with Len. He's been acting strange, and it's up to Kaito to find out. Contains BL/Rape/Murder
Vocaloid - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,443 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Len K., Kaito S.
The Elegance of Danger by Ceasefire reviews
Dino needs an avec for a formal mafia gathering. Who better to ask than Hibari Kyouya, the Vongola Cloud Guardian and the woman he's fallen in love with? D x fem!18.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,123 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Dino, K. Hibari - Complete
Curse Verde by sweet-and-simple reviews
Lambo is scared. There is something growing inside of him and it has to do wih the former thunder arcobaleno having experimented on him months before as well as Reborn being his lover. There is pain before forgiveness. Mpreg 1827 8059 6996 4851 RL
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,581 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Reborn, Lambo - Complete
Play Pretend by cursedlonelyheart reviews
Yamamoto thought it was a good idea to ask Chrome to pretend to be his girlfriend, but was it really? Two-shot.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,925 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 48 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Chrome D., T. Yamamoto
Vongola's Greatest Mistake by fujin of shadows reviews
AU: In many parallel universes, the Vongola is a righteous family that is ruled by Tsunayoshi Sawada. In this universe, not so much, but hey, their loss is another's gain. TSUNAxCHROMExYUNI, MillefioreTsuna.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,019 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Chrome D.
Confession in a moonlit forest by AquaAurion reviews
Yamamoto had always wanted Gokudera to say those words. But now he wished he never had. Boyxboy
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2011 - H. Gokudera, T. Yamamoto - Complete
Under the Willow Tree by Wanderlustfull reviews
A confession...a little too late?
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,182 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2011 - T. Yamamoto, H. Gokudera - Complete
I've got a DREAM! by Beverii reviews
Xanxus randomly bursts out singing as Squalo watches Tangled. Contains large amount of OOC-ness. THIS. IS. CRACKKKKK!
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Squalo S., Xanxus - Complete
After the Rain and Storm by Yashirin reviews
two months of not seeing each other... 80 goes with 59 to Italy... 59 is hiding something... Gokudera is getting married with... NOT yamamoto! what will 80 do about it ! what will 59's father think about it! yamagoku!
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,582 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 10/10/2010 - T. Yamamoto, H. Gokudera
Normal day by TenchiSaWaDa reviews
Tsuna's life has been hectic and crazy. From battling Assassins to Future evils. But what about his normal days. What is his regular life like? Well lets find out shall we. 2796 like always and Alternative Universe Galore.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,670 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Chrome D.
Sick by Uninspired Author reviews
In which Tsuna finds himself caring after a sick Chrome slight 2796
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,314 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Chrome D., Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Carousel by despommes reviews
Accidents happen. That’s a simple fact of life. Some of those accidents, however, tend to be less than simple. Mpreg, ololol
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,499 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Lelouch L., Suzaku K.
My First Kiss by LovelyChanru reviews
Hibari never thought losing his first kiss was going to be like this. He would have never have thought losing his first kiss with someone like him. He never thought he would lose his first kiss inside his own beloved school & with a teacher. C/H
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,492 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Colonnello, K. Hibari - Complete
Misunderstanding by Stupid Cow reviews
"Does Byakuran really mean that much to you?" Shouichi looked at Spanner as if it was obvious. "Of course!" A slight frown was placed on his face. "I...see." Oneshot. -4851-
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,564 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Spanner, Shōichi I. - Complete
Special by AngelKittyofLove reviews
A date? Belphegor and Fran on a date? Yeah. Let's follow them!
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Belphegor, Fran - Complete
Christmas Toppers, err, Poppers by WaiiKitsune reviews
Mukuro in a dress. …Wait, what? 1869/6918. Slight Crack. Christmas One-Shot.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,553 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/24/2010 - [K. Hibari, Mukuro R.] - Complete
Kids by ZazaoChan reviews
Spanner and Shoichi talk about having..kids? 4851.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Spanner, Shōichi I. - Complete
The Birth Of Gokudera's Baby by Kajune reviews
-8059- Although he is already due to giving birth, doctors and nurses will continue to think he's crazy until Mukuro and Hibari can convince them otherwise. 6918
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/12/2010 - H. Gokudera, Mukuro R. - Complete
Love at First Dance by TenchiSaWaDa reviews
Tsuna has never liked dancing. He knows how to do it but he does not like the woman. it is not that they aren't pretty nor are they nice Tsuna will only dance with someone he truly has a passion for. But one accident leads to love. 2796 like always.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Chrome D. - Complete
Temptation by King Ro reviews
Hibari Kyouya, is a sin.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Mukuro R., K. Hibari - Complete
The Little Things by kimikoshine reviews
For Chrome, it was the little things that mattered
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Chrome D. - Complete
My Sweet by darksnow00 reviews
Chrome was alone in Kokuyo Land and Tsuna thought of visiting her there, thinking that its best to bring her something to eat but they didn't anticipated the next events to the two of them. One-shot 2796
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Chrome D. - Complete
Their Kisses by Nivek01 reviews
One-shot. They aren't the most normal of people, even among their group of friends. It would make sense that they had a different way of showing their feelings, and would go around any barrier to express it.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,487 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Chrome D. - Complete
Wings of the Butterfly by Leeko reviews
Based on the premise that the flutter of a butterfly's wings can ultimately create a typhoon. AU, first two chapters are fairly canon, push past those and the real story begins. If you aren't a fan of Kalulu, give me the chance to change your mind.
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 67,725 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Lelouch L., Kallen S.
Requiems Repercussion by Leeko reviews
Post R2-Reality is not a fact but an opinion. After the death of the demon emperor Kallen finds herself alone and distraught. She needs something radical to turn her life around. Now she's caught between a horrible nightmare and a beautiful addiction.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,087 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Kallen S., Lelouch L.
The Request by alagon18 reviews
ONESHOT: Mukuro saves Tsuna from some trouble, and wants the Boss to do something for him. Sequel of sorts to Sending Invitations. Not Yaoi, got it?
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Chrome D. - Complete
An Emperor's Many Tales by Melodyic.Rhyme reviews
Once a prince becomes Emperor, his history is recorded and saved for the archives of Xing history. However, no one had ever heard tales quite like the ones Ling Yao had to tell, as in each one he finds a new way to cause havoc and embarrass Lan Fan.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,598 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Ling Y., Madame Christmas
What They Have by sweet-and-simple reviews
Rinascita thinks her parents are W-E-I-R-D; WEIRD. Especially after her papa comes back from his mission. Sequel to 'What He Says'; Fem! Lambo RebornLambo
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Reborn, Lambo - Complete
A Sweet Scene by 4 is for Clover reviews
A short ficlette about a sleeping Squalo and Xanxus.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Squalo S., Xanxus - Complete
Rapunzel Is Secretly An Assassin by miikka-xx reviews
Squalo gets stuck in a tower. Xanxus has to rescue him. Swearing ensues. A Rapunzel parody. xanxus/squalo. complete.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Squalo S., Xanxus - Complete
Falling in love in 5 minutes by TenchiSaWaDa reviews
Tsuna is bored. But he gets a suprise visit. Scratch that. he gets two suprise vistors and his life is taken for a spin. 2796 Like always.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,564 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Chrome D. - Complete
My Roomie Lulu by Toyoko reviews
Kicked out of boarding with nowhere to go, Kallen searches for an apartment and runs into one Lelouch. What's her plan when she realizes she's gotten more than she had asked for and has nowhere else to go? Rated M for suggestive language.
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 69,564 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Lelouch L., Kallen S. - Complete
Lullaby by Nivek01 reviews
One-shot. A boring day turns into a sensual night for our young Vongola boss when a friend visits unexpectedly.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,070 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Chrome D. - Complete
Girl's Night by Zessei reviews
When Chrome get's invited to a Girl's Night Out she realizes that she doesn't quite know how to be a normal girl. Some 2796.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,608 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Chrome D., Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Trust Me, I Lie by dinocavallones reviews
"I was only ordered to kill him. How the hell was I supposed to know that he would end up kissing me? And that kissing me would screw things up, and that screwing things up would make me fall in love with the damn bastard?" Gamma/Gokudera
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,345 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Gamma, H. Gokudera
Last Step of Getting Married by Kajune reviews
-6918- They fall in love, they get married, and afterwards, they make love.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Mukuro R., K. Hibari - Complete
Faded Silver by fierysuzaku reviews
Every story needs to be told, even the sad ones.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Gokudera's Mother, Gokudera's Father - Complete
CD player by Lying Truth reviews
Squalo sees how magical a song can be. XAN/FEM!SQUALO.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Xanxus, Squalo S.
Of Fangs, and Wings, and Demonic Things by Crimson Axel reviews
Squalo is the leader of the Varia Clan, a clan of vampires. That is, until Xanxus of the Vongola, a clan of werewolves, destroys his entire world. -- Halloween AU Fic. YAOI - Intended XS, 8059, and others in later chapters - Possible mpreg.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,396 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Squalo S., Xanxus
UnOrdinary Days by Kurogane Koutetsu reviews
Chapter 6 Update! After the 10-year-bazooka incident, there are feelings that still hidden to be revealed. but the family will not just sit and watch! 2796 will go M for later chap? anyway R&R! X3
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,358 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Chrome D.
Lelouch of the Ascending by snakeboy33 reviews
An AU fanfic of Lelouch staying as a prince I've been dying to do. I owe inspiration to many authors, I'll name them in future chapters. Probably will be Kalulu, but only maybe.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,255 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Lelouch L., Kallen S.
iris by deirdre's dreams reviews
As the blade pierced through his heart to reach his end, the Fates knew, with bitter grief, that the inevitable would come soon. It won't be a happily ever after. Again. Reincarnation fic, crossover with RK.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Kallen S., Lelouch L. - Complete
GTA 4: Code Geass DLC by joealexander167 reviews
Liberty City, 2010 A.D. Our byronic hero appears confused and lost in a city filled with violence and oppression, and now he is forced to repeat the sins he commited in the past. Warning: explicit material, violence and mature themes. Review please ; .
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,649 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Lelouch L., Kallen S.
Poodles, perms, and Purple Jumpers,Oh My! by Cinderella's Pumpkin reviews
Lelouch knew that there was a reason that he wasn't close to Clovis or Cornelia, a reason that went back to his childhood and an extremely traumatic day involving hair experimentation and clothes not suited for a boy. Possible AU. CRACK.
Code Geass - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,133 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Lelouch L. - Complete
Achtung Baby by Great Question reviews
Sequel to "Don't give a man that Challenge." Lal gives Colonello his graduation surprise, but doesn't expect what happens next. Colonnelal Rated T for Suggested sexual themes and Bad-Mouthin Reborn and Verde. Don't Like, Don't Read.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,439 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Colonnello, Lal Mirch
Heat by Corrosionz reviews
It was hot. Ungodly hot. So why was Kallen Kouzuki stuck testing Knightmare frames while everyone else was off enjoying themselves?
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,292 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Lelouch L., Kallen S. - Complete
Taint Me a Fusion by Roriette reviews
He's a popular host, admired by men and loved by women, and he's living a stable and rich life. Stable loses its meaning when he picks up a rebel on the road, a rebel whose mouth is just as foul as his temper. Gamma/Gokudera
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,343 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 5/6/2010 - Published: 2/9/2010 - [Gamma, H. Gokudera]
Much Ado About Hair by Jini reviews
Wondering how Squalo's hair can be so infinitely pretty should not amount to this many sleepless nights and this much level of insanity, but unfortunately for Xanxus, it does. Crack fic.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Xanxus, Squalo S. - Complete
Brotherly Connection by Littleanime1212 reviews
Gokudera and G are just having a little chat, then G realizes that Gokudera really does resembles him back then. We need more stories of G! R&R please! Slight GxGokudera Hayato, if you squint a lot when reading, you'll see it, I promise
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/4/2010 - H. Gokudera, 1st Storm Guardian/G - Complete
Yellow Nightmares by LazyGrayKnightof17 reviews
Brother, have you ever had a nightmare?"
Code Geass - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,987 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Lelouch L., C.C. - Complete
Geass did WHAT! by disenchantedlife reviews
Mpreg not what you think Strange Geass adventure, mild action, yaoi, suzaxlulu, OC ...lemon? Only two chapters, but I suppose it's worth it...
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,507 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Lelouch L., Suzaku K. - Complete
Gift for the Witch by Alastor Vega reviews
AU.Beta'ed. You think it be easy to get a birthday gift for your girlfriend. Unless your girlfriend is one C.C.. Then good luck. CCxLL
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,518 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/1/2010 - C.C., Lelouch L. - Complete
Plenty of Tobasco by Leeko reviews
Oneshot. Kalulu with Lemon. Title has a dual meaning, in the anime C.C. runs out of tobasco and ruins a possible Kalulu moment, now she has plenty xD Also meaning that it's a feisty one ; Canon with additions, obviously. Tried to make it tasteful.
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,966 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Lelouch L., Kallen S. - Complete
Birthday Kiss by waterdragon8 reviews
Chrome is surprised when she is given a party, but she is even more surprised at what present she gets from Yamamoto! 8096
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Chrome D., T. Yamamoto - Complete
Why do you say Voiii? by Pocky Nibbler reviews
Xanxus is free! After 8 years, of being sealed by the 9th's zero-point breakthrough. Xanxus is finally free. And has one unfinished question to ask Squalo for all these years. But, things get spicy, as Xanxus pursues Squalo. yaoi anime is not mine. enjoy!
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Xanxus, Squalo S. - Complete
Unneccessary Payback by Roxius reviews
Reborn believes that Tsuna should be a gentleman and return the kiss on the cheek Chrome had given him back at the Mist Guardian battle. A little 2796 thing. Tsuna X Chrome. Please R & R!
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Chrome D. - Complete
Telephones and Rings by Sunny Lore reviews
Lloyd overhears an interesting discussion between Cecile and her mother. Takes place after R2. Lloyd/Cecile.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Cecile C., Lloyd A. - Complete
Safe In Mind by Pappii reviews
He was sure he was sick. - 8059, Warning: Lots. Kisses, swearing, masturbation, kidnapping, mentions of torture and rape.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,795 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/13/2010 - H. Gokudera, T. Yamamoto - Complete
The Y Intercept by calciseptine reviews
Spanner/Shouichi. In which Spanner can't turn his geek off.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Spanner, Shōichi I. - Complete
When You First Awaken From a Drunken Slumber by DarkestCornerOfMyMind reviews
There's nothing more disturbing than waking up to nothing, then suddenly remembering that you had sex with your tutor. And apparently with your consent. D18 for all you people who requested it. I'VE BEEN SO BUSY.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,494 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/3/2010 - K. Hibari, Dino - Complete
Christmas in the Park by TenchiSaWaDa reviews
It has been a few months since they have come back to the past. Things are different. Tsuna is different. But that doesn't mean Tsuna won't stop caring. In fact he'll start to care more. Thats how he is and that he is how he will always be.Merry Christmas
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,322 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Chrome D. - Complete
A Dramatic Affair by Year of Fighters reviews
AU Crackfic. XANXUS x fem!Squalo. "Drama" unfolds as Squalo runs away with a secret that she can't burden anyone with, but when Xanxus finds her again... Rated T for the vulgarity that is Xanxus.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,066 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Xanxus, Squalo S. - Complete
Sharing by RainbowMushrooms reviews
The crew are going on a Vongola Special Holiday... and Gokudera finds he has to share a car seat with Yamamoto! 8059! Yaoi!
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,524 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/28/2009 - H. Gokudera, T. Yamamoto - Complete
Coincidental Romance by Shadow and Phoenix reviews
Chrome runs into a bit of trouble one night, and someone happens to be there to save the day. Requested by BlackCrystalRose.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Chrome D., Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Wrongdoing by Jyenosu reviews
“Oh geez, I’m getting this bizarre feeling again...what’s wrong with me?” Lambo mentally shouted to himself. There was something wrong with him after his ‘encounter’ with his beloved tutor... RebornLambo, hints of MPREG.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,161 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Reborn, Lambo - Complete
You Can Do It by Kajune reviews
-2796- Chrome will always believe in her boss.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Chrome D. - Complete
Tsuna's Break by Kay ex Kay reviews
Twelve years later, Tsuna takes a break from mafia work to visit his Guardians. Tsuna is in Mukuro's now remodeled mountain base, reflecting. What does he discover? - Tsuna x Chrome
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Chrome D. - Complete
Boss' Heart by Kajune reviews
-2796- Tsuna's kind heart has led him into a new sensational feeling. Also contains 6918.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Chrome D. - Complete
Romance In A Clear Night Sky by Roxius reviews
AU. Tsunayoshi Sawada, the young rich heir to the Vongola legacy, is invited to a large party at the home of Mukuro Rokudo. There, Tsuna meets Mukuro's younger sister Chrome, and the emotionally detached boy finds himself falling in love at first sight.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,882 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Chrome D.
I Love You, Boss by Shiratori Ryuga reviews
A one-shot 2769 fic. Tsuna, the boss of the Vongola Family, met a purple hair girl one day when he visits his dad at a hospital one day. She was looking forward to meeting death but will her fate be changed by this fated meeting?
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,123 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Chrome D., Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
The Awesomely Epic Chronicles of Squalo and Xanxus by Dreaming Spire reviews
A beautiful, heartwarming tale of how Squalo and Xanxus surmount their relationship of tyrannical boss and whipping boy, and become best friends forever via human trafficking, falling couches, and dead goldfish. Xanxus x Squalo
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,434 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Squalo S., Xanxus - Complete
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

To my little flower
Draco gets a daughter and he writes a letter to his daughter. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Published: 1/4 - Draco M. - Complete
The Initiation reviews
Eren wants to join the most famous fraternity in the university, the Scouting Legion, which housed the famous punk of the crowd, Rivaille, who is at the same time, Eren's idol. When given the chance to join, he will have to face some {minor} consequences. School AU. R18. EreRi. Top!Rivaille, Bottom!Eren. Side pairings: Jearmin.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,845 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/18/2013 - Eren Y., Levi, Jean K., Armin A. - Complete
Seine Blume reviews
"His flower" When Vash demanded to be free from him, he merely gave freedom to Vash but he never knew why he decided to get away from him. AU. OOC-ness overload. BoyxBoy. Human names used. NOW A MULTICHAPTER!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,183 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/12/2013 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Austria, Switzerland
Lovesick reviews
Chrome went somewhere with Mukuro for vacation for a week and there's something wrong with Tsuna. Note: Chrome and HAru transferred to Namimori. This is RUSHED.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Chrome D., Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Vongolà Undicesimo: Bambino di Cielo e Nebbia reviews
AT Two teens were victims of an Arcobaleno and now, they suffer and needed to be united. What will happen to the two if the both of them loved someone and not each other? Teen Pregnancy and Relationship Problems. 2796 NEW ENDING INSIDE! R&R!
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,655 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Chrome D., Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
The Carnivore's Real Self reviews
It's Tsuna's birthday and ALL of them are invited...including Hibari. Then everyone will know a very shocking secret from the Cloud Guardian. Nothing bad here. xD
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/11/2010 - K. Hibari - Complete
Reasons behind Everything reviews
Riza is a normal student, about to become a nun, until she was about to be harassed and one guy saved her, a guy that would turn everything upside-down. AU. Slightly M.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,164 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Roy M., Riza H.
Images reviews
He requests someone to burn something, but it looks like a special smoke came out...
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Kallen S., Lelouch L. - Complete