She Ain't No Blondie
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Joined 12-14-09, id: 2179002, Profile Updated: 03-27-11
Author has written 9 stories for Dragon Age.

I very much enjoy the world of Dragon Age, since the possibilities for fanfiction are countless and the characters are such a delight. I have a particular love for female!Amell and female!Hawke.

While many of my stories stand on their own, they do have a connection if you want to dwell on it.

Healer is followed by Paranoia. He is King takes place in that same story line. My following story In for a Penny, which is currently not up due to Type 2 errors, also continues that universe.

I plan on going back to writing a multi-chaptered story that will continue the above universe, but that's still being considered.

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Violence, Voyeurism and Vigilantes by efleck reviews
In matters of life and death, it's our journey to understand the universe, ourselves and those we care about that keeps us truly alive. For many that path includes love, loss, betrayal & violence. FemShepXGarrus. Covers time from ME2-3, flashbacks to ME1, graphic.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 203,062 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Manipulations by akg.writes reviews
There was a line in one of her many psych evals about an impressive ability to compartmentalize. She supposed the psychologist hadn't been talking about her ability to dress an amputation in the field in under thirty seconds. Mass Effect 2
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 87 - Words: 372,788 - Reviews: 1035 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 595 - Updated: 9/12/2012 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Shepard (F), Kaidan A.
The Wild Card by Aya Renee reviews
James had spent weeks running from his past. Sure, he didn't exactly have his life planned out, not in so many words, but still nothing prepared him for the moment when the former commander Shepard barged into his life and made away with his lucky deck.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 60,795 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 3/11/2012 - James V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Through Fire and Storm by femegade reviews
Shepard's destiny unfolds before her. Making lasting friendships along the way, she is forced to face emotional conflicts as she tracks down her former lover and save the galaxy. FemShep/Saren A. FemShep/Nihlus K. FemShep/Garrus V.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 76,947 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Shepard (F), Saren A.
Special Training by ChristineFury reviews
Collection of vignettes involving Ellen Shepard during her Spectre training with her mentor, Saren Arterius. AU/smut. Rated M for a reason.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,024 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Shepard (F), Saren A.
A Peace Hard Won by Glycerine Boone reviews
Always at the center of a great and terrible storm, Calissa "Calamity" Shepard settles into an unexpected and unwelcome life of domesticity whilst awaiting trial on Earth. Rated M for language and the occasional sex scene.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,256 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Shepard (F), Garrus V.
Battlegrounds by inthenightside reviews
a masskink request to continue from where Continuing Struggles left off. Renagade F!Shep has finished training as a Spectre, so there's no reason to hang around and fight with Saren anymore. Or is there?
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,975 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Shepard (F), Saren A. - Complete
Enemies Like You And Me by WarlordFil reviews
In an alternate universe where the First Contact War never ended, Commander Shepard and Garrus Vakarian meet on the battlefield-as enemies. But destiny will not be denied... Garrus/FemShep, AU. 2 chapters. First story of a series.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,349 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
The Hundred Year Distance by fondleaf reviews
She is fast as lightning and burning just a bright, pushing him across the hundred year distance they have crossed since meeting and beyond. Femshep/Garrus, written for the masskink meme on LiveJournal.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,625 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 44 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Sensible Creatures by Maeve's Child reviews
Pragmatism has its own rewards.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 57,256 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Loghain M. T., Amell - Complete
The Sweetest Revenge by Coconut Girl reviews
Desperate to fulfill her arranged marriage with an unwilling Draco, Pansy comes up with a clever scheme to snag him, but things do not go according to plan. PansyxPercy
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 92,840 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 3/22/2007 - Pansy P., Percy W. - Complete
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In for a Penny reviews
Cullen thought his life had ended at the Circle. Now he has the chance to strike a deal. A bridge between DA and DA2.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Cullen, Amell - Complete
He is King reviews
Alistair may be King, but sometimes it doesn't feel that way. Alistair/Amell.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Alistair, Amell - Complete
Paranoia reviews
It may just be paranoia, but Hawkes is sure someone has been following her. Anders/Hawke, after end-game.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Anders, Hawke (M) - Complete
Seventeen reviews
Amell is only seventeen. A seventeen-year-old is too young to be a hero.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,631 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Amell, Alistair
Healer reviews
She loves him because he's a healer.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Anders, Hawke (M) - Complete
When It Rains reviews
The Maker works in mysterious ways, but so do the Grey Wardens. Sequel to Hunger.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,237 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Amell, Cullen
The Wandering Drunkard reviews
After ten years of travelling, Alistair finds himself in the very first place he left behind. And there’s someone waiting for him.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,352 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/22/2010 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Alistair, Tabris
Hunger reviews
Because sugar can’t cure everything.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,399 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/12/2010 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Amell, Cullen - Complete
A Song for the Aftermath reviews
When you no longer have to worry about dying, you start to wonder about living. Fem!Cousland/Alistair/Cullen
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,370 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Cousland, Alistair
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