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Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter.

Well hey there readers! Fancy seeing you lot here;) hahah well I do hope you enjoy my stories and have fun with reading them. Just so you know i'm a MAJOR Harry Potter nerd so here are some of my favorite quotes! :3 Oh, and Fred and George are my favorite characters! :3

Happiness can be found even in the darkest of times, when one only remembers to turn on the light. –Dumbledore

Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps its brain. ~ Arthur Weasley

Nothing like a nighttime stroll to give you ideas. ~ Mad-Eye Moody

No, I think I'll just go down and have some pudding and wait for it all to turn up... It always does in the end. ~ Luna Lovegood

"My eyes aren't glistening with the ghosts of my past!"
- Harry

"You're a little scary sometimes, you know that. Brilliant. But scary."
- Ron

"What happened in the dungeon between you and Professor Quirrell is a complete secret, so naturally, the whole school knows."
- Dumbledore

"Can you believe our luck? Of all the trees we could've hit, we had to get one that hits back."
- Ron

"You know what, Harry? If he doesn't stop trying to save your life he's going to kill you."
- Ron

"How many monsters d'you think this place can hold?"
- Ron

"Because that's what Hermione does. When in doubt, go to the library."
- Ron

"Right, Neville. First things first: what would you say is the thing that frightens you most in the world?"
"Professor Snape."
"Professor Snape... hmmm... Neville, I believe you live with your grandmother?"
"Er, yes. But I don't want the boggart to turn into her either."
- Professor Lupin and Neville

"Bad news, Harry. I've just been to see Professor McGonagall about the Firebolt. She, er, got a bit shirty with me. Told me I'd got my priorities wrong. Seemed to think I cared more about winning the Cup than I do about you staying alive. Just because I told her I didn't care if it threw you off, as long as you caught the Snitch first. Honestly, the way she was yelling at me... you'd think I'd said something terrible?"
- Oliver Wood

"Shh! Listen! Someone's coming! I think, I think it might be us!"
- Hermione

"Oh I am glad I'm not on duty. I wouldn't fancy having to go and tell the Irish they've got to stop celebrating."
- Arthur Weasley

"Why do they have to move in packs? How're you supposed to get one on their own to ask them?"
- Harry

"You prat Ron, look at the state of her!"
"Ginny, don't call Ron a prat, you're not the captain of this team—"
"Well, you seemed too busy to call him a prat and I thought someone should."
- Ginny Weasley and Harry

"It's very character-building stuff, learning to peel sprouts without magic, makes you appreciate how difficult it is for Muggles and Squibs."
- Mr. Weasley

"I can't see anyone trying to bump off a Quidditch team."
"Wood might've done the Slytherins if he could've got away with it."
- George and Fred

"People, let's try and calm down a bit. Things are bad enough without inventing stuff as well. For instance, this new idea that You-Know-Who can kill with a single glance from his eyes. That's a Basilisk, listeners. One simple test: check whether the thing that's glaring at you has got legs. If it has, it's safe to look into its eyes, although if it really is You-Know-Who, that's still likely to be the last thing you ever do... The fact remains he can move faster then Severus Snape confronted with shampoo when he wants to."
- Fred

'Now, you two – this year, you behave yourselves. If I get one more owl telling me you've – you've blown up a toilet or –'
'Blown up a toilet? We've never blown up a toilet.'
'Great idea though, thanks, Mum.'
'It's not funny. And look after Ron.'
'Don't worry, ickle Ronniekins is safe with us.'
'Shut up,' said Ron again. 'Don't, Ginny, we'll send you loads of owls.'
'We'll send you a Hogwarts toilet seat.'
'George!'

'What's that? Said one of the twins suddenly, pointing at Harry's lightning scar.
'Blimey,' said the other twin. 'Are you –?'
'He is,' said the first twin. 'Aren't' you?' he added to Harry.
'What?' said Harry.
'Harry Potter,' chorused the twins.
'Oh, him,' said Harry, 'I mean, yes, I am.'

Weasley twins yelled, 'We got Potter! We got Potter!'

'Merry Christmas!'
'Hey, look – Harry's got a Weasley jumper, too!'
Fred and George were wearing blue jumpers, one with a large yellow F on it, the other with a large yellow G.
'Harry's is better than ours, though,' said Fred, holding up Harry's jumper. 'She obviously makes more of an effort if you're not family.'
'Why aren't you wearing yours, Ron?' George demanded. 'Come on, get it on, they're lovely and warm.'
'I hate maroon,' Ron moaned half-heartedly as he pulled it over his head.
'You haven't got a letter on yours,' George observed, 'I suppose she thinks you don't forget your name. But we're not stupid – we know
we're called Gred and Forge.'

'Now, we'll go upstairs really quietly,' said Fred, 'and wait for Mum to call us for breakfast. Then Ron, you come bounding downstairs going, 'Mum, look who turned up in the night!' and she'll be all pleased to see Harry and no one need ever know we flew the car.'

Don't be thick,' said Fred. 'It'll take your head off.'

'This is all your fault,' George said angrily to Wood. '"Get the Snitch or die trying" – what a stupid thing to tell him!'

Fred and George, however, found all this very funny. They went out of their way to march ahead of Harry down the corridors, shouting, 'Make way for the heir of Slytherin, seriously evil wizard coming through …'
Percy was deeply disapproving of this behaviour.
'It is not a laughing matter,' he said coldly.
'Oh, get out of the way, Percy,' said Fred, 'Harry's in a hurry.'
'Yeah, he's nipping off to the Chamber of Secrets for a cup of tea with his fanged servant,' said George, chortling.

'We didn't give it to him because he was a Muggle!' said Fred indignantly.
'No, we gave it to him because he's a great bullying git,' said George.

'We've been hearing explosions out of their room for ages, but we never thought they were actually making things,' said Ginny, 'we thought they just liked the noise.'

'Anyone can speak Troll,' said Fred dismissively, 'all you have to do is point and grunt.'

… It is my very great pleasure to inform your that the Triwizard Tournament will be taking place at Hogwarts this year.'
'You're JOKING!' said Fred Weasley loudly.

'Git,' said Fred idly.

'What are Fred and I, next-door neighbors?' said George indignantly…

No, "E",' George corrected her [Hermione, '"E" for "Exceeds Expectations". And I've always though Fred and I should've got "E" in everything, because we exceeded expectations just by turning up for the exams.'

'It's not my fault I didn't,' said Fred, with a very ugly look on his face, 'I would've pounded the little scumbag to a pulp if you three hadn't been holding me back.'

'Well, now –' said George.
'– what with Dumbledore gone –' said Fred.
'– we reckon a bit of mayhem –' said George.
'– is exactly what our new Head deserves,' said Fred.

'If anyone fancies buying a Portable Swamp, as demonstrated upstairs, come to number ninety-three, Diagon Alley –Weasleys’ Wizard Wheezes,’ he said in a loud voice, 'Our new premises!'
'Special discounts to Hogwarts students who swear they're going to use our products to get rid of this old bat," added George, pointing at Professor Umbridge.

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Detention Sparked Romance by JacobSalvatoreBlack reviews
What if Dumbledore, and the other professors are plotting to get students from two enemy houses together? What if the students find that they can't get more than 10 feet away from each-other? Was this spell induced? Read this Dramione to find out! Plz
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 60,600 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 3/11 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
One & One Make Two by Bre95 reviews
"You have a younger sister? Since when? How come we didn't know? Blaise I thought we were your best friends?" Parkinson asked a mile-a-minute with a trembling lip like she was going to cry because someone kept such valuable information from her.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 37,660 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 3/5/2014 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Draco M., OC
Baby Of Mine by samashhh reviews
She would be risking her life just for their child and as much as he'd grown close to the baby, it wasn't worth Hermione's life, not if it meant loosing her. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 56,517 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Life Project by DominoTyler reviews
Due to coplaints from parents, the sixth and seventh year students are now taught a life class, starting with their Survival Project! They have a house, kids, bills to pay, things to buy...Lots of ships but mainly Draco/Hermione. Enjoy! Disclaimer's here!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 34,987 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
I Just Want Your Kiss by Desperate For Attention reviews
It started as just kissing, just fooling around, no love, no affection, no ties. Just solid comfort in a distressed state of normality. Yet it developed into so much more than either of them could have even imagined possible. Harry/Draco Slash. Editing
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 34,696 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
It Doesn't Get Much Stranger Than This by Radical.2 reviews
"You really like that cat, don't you?" "He's a fluffy little creature of superior cuteness and intellect," Hermione informed him. "I say he's a fluffy little creature that's plotting world domination as we sleep," Draco answered persistently. "Um...sure."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,453 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Trials and Tribulations of a Wizarding War by Science-Fantasy93 reviews
Ron is bitten by Fenrir Greyback during a fight, and Draco joins the OOTP after his parents were killed by Voldemort. He joins Harry, Ginny, and Hermione on the hunt for the horcruxes. But could feelings-gasp-be developing between HG/DM? HG/DM HP/GW
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 79,396 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Getting what i want by mistressluckless reviews
Malfoy wants Harry and Malfoys always get what they want. Don't they?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 38,642 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 4/19/2011 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
My Wicked Godmother by Druella.Alicexx reviews
Hermione is just as surprised as anyone to find that Bellatrix LeStrange, notorious death eater, is in fact, her godmother. And who said anything about an arranged marriage with her worst enemy?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,500 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
What the Room Requires by Alydia Rackham reviews
Hermione is the one who finds Draco weeping in the bathroom. He flees. She chases him into the Room of Requirement, and the room forces them to face their greatest fears together in order to find the door.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 111,887 - Reviews: 2703 - Favs: 3,261 - Follows: 749 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Whispers in the dark by Desperate For Attention reviews
Harry's anger away and he crossed the small square of space quickly to envelop the blond in a tight embrace his lips pressing eagerly against the sobbing snake."Merlin, I missed you!" Harry panted. I just want your kiss Sequel
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 83,482 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
An Unpleasant Situation by panneler-san reviews
He blackmailed her for himself. She stayed for him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 38 - Words: 57,405 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
When I Look At You by NaTTyKiinz reviews
"You want to know a little secret?" he asked me. With my eyes still closed, I nodded. He leaned into my ear and whispered, "I believe I have finally fallen for you, hard." Full Summary Inside
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 65,440 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Moonlit Love by ElizabethGraceLautner reviews
Elizabeth "Liz" has just moved back to Forks after 11 years and re-meets Jacob, they have some trouble and things change...will he comfort her?...will he love her? What will she discover? Rated M for future chapters...I promise!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,718 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Jacob
Snow White and Her Prince Charming by Yanx's Pen reviews
The Muggle Studies Professor wishes to have the students act in the play: Snow white and Her Prince Charming. The twist is that all the magic in the fairytale really happens. When Hermione gets poisoned by the apple, who will her Prince Charming be?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 28 - Words: 117,115 - Reviews: 604 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Tis the Season for Miracles by Alexandria Silver reviews
Luna was friends with the Griffindors. That means nothing to do with Draco. A detention together in the dungeon and a Christmas invitation leads to unexplored feelings. This could be very Merry Christmas or not.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,590 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
The First Sunrise by Brooklynn Marie reviews
A Jacob and Renesmee story. Nessie and Jacob have stronger feelings for each other once Jacob tells her about imprinting, but then the Volturi come, explaining a prophecy that could put Nessie and Jacob's life in danger.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 41,368 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/17/2010 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Friends Forever by hello.i'm.mia.black reviews
Hermione and Draco meet each other when they are ten. Follow them through their years at Hogwarts and see why they acted as they did.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,245 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Shaken by JanieEvangeline reviews
ON HIATUS! Margot is a young vampire who just wants a way out. Falling in love with Laurent, however, complicates things, and after being faced with what is right, what is wrong, and what is instinct, she must make the ultimate decision of her afterlife.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,277 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010
Equilibrium by aviddaydreamer reviews
Time is a funny thing. It heals, it changes, it solidifies, it separates. And sometimes, just sometimes, it offers second chances. Canon compliant until epilogue, set in 8th year. Rated M for language and future lemons. HG/SB, HP/GW etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,084 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 1/16/2010 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
Afternoon Sun by Silent.Strings reviews
Jacob moves to the same school as the Cullens, and he's just as popular as the rest of them. Now Nessie is face-to-face with an emotion she has never felt before- Jealousy. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 41,184 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
The Girl who lived by Zakarie reviews
Hermione is the "Harry Potter" of the dark side. What will happen now when she found out? Will she tell anyone? And how long will she last without telling Draco off by telling him the truth about her being a Pureblood? D/Hr FIRST STORY EVER D: R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,731 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M.
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Tricksters reviews
She loved playing pranks with them, but her eyes were set on only one of them. He had an intense look in his bright blue eyes and Jessie knew something amazing was going to happen. Then, he kissed her, and not on the cheek this time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,744 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Fred W., OC
Flying Foward reviews
Sequel to 'On the Other Hand! R&R please! this is part of books 5-6! Hermione become part of the DA and knows that Draco can't join. But will him joining the inquestial squad change him completely?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,658 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
On the other hand reviews
"Hm…This one could be many…Ravenclaw for her wit. Gryffindor for her bravery….or yes that's it! SLYTHERIN!" The sorting hat yelled. Hermione was frozen as cheers erupted from the Slytherin table. Dramione! REVIEW! A little OOC...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,437 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Tight Rope reviews
Can Hermione and Draco walk the tight rope between love and hate? Dramione oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,693 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete