Author has written 13 stories for Ginga series, Redwall, Beyond the Western Deep, Rise of the Guardians, and Batman.
"she was dainty and polite and about as pleasant and well-mannered as a ferret in a fucking blender"
Half-present participant of the fanfiction world.
Most of the works I have on here are old, and not indicative of what I'm writing now-- as well not being things I'm necessarily too proud of-- but c'est la vie. I'm no weaver of worlds or teller of tales, but I can spin a decent lie, and you're talking to no better expert on pointless verbose bullshit. (The difference between the latter and a lie, really, is how much heart you put into believing what you say.)
Vermin-lover extraordinaire at heart. It was nice knowin' you muckers.