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Joined 12-14-09, id: 2179451, Profile Updated: 07-09-13
Author has written 7 stories for Warriors, Kingdom Hearts, and Harvest Moon.

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Note: My entire profile has been redone. Updated 7-9-13


My GUY SIDE(i'm a girl) (bolded the ones that are true)

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team. (um who the fuck hasn't?)
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. (WTF DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH BEING A BOY? SEXIST!)
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think. (since when is that a MASCULINE characteristic?)
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night (sock-a-phobic right here)

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black. (i like it but I don't hate it)

You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars. (probably the only girl in a hundred miles that likes star-wars
You were in gymnastics/dance?
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should. (ya. especially when Im angry or nervous. the doctors NEVER believe me when I'm in pain because I laugh.)
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. (;3; guilty...)
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing

yeah im a girly girl i guess

1. Your Nobody name (Take all the letters of your first name, mix them around and put an "x" where you think it should go): Elxlie

2. Your Gangsta name (the first three letters of your name plus "izzle"): Ellizzile

3. Your Detective name (fav. color and fav. animal): Red Panther (ew tht sounds like a hooker name)

4. Your Soap Opera name (your middle name and the street you live on): Raine Midfield

5. Your Star Wars name (first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first): Petel

6. Your Super Hero name (2nd fav color, fav drink): White Pepper (again, IT SOUNDS LIKE A HOOKER NAME!!!!)

7. Your Witness Protection name (middle names of your parents): Blackie Jen? wtf...

8. Your Goth Name (Black plus the name of one of your pets): Black PrincessMuffinCups? umm... i think not


Fav. Books: Warriors (the cat series)

Fav. Musicians: Hollywood Undead, MCR, Kelly Clarkson

Fav. Movies: White Noise 2 (basically any horror movie lolololol)

Fav. TV Shows Ghost Hunters lolololololol

Fav. Games: Kingdom Hearts, Crazy Taxi, GTA4, RE5

Fav. Characters;

Ouran HSHC: Hikaru and Kaoru!!! *squeals*

Vampire Knight: Zero, lolololololololol!

Pokemon: Dawn, biz-atch.

Kingdom Hearts: ??? still haven;t really decided...

Harry Potter: pff. all of them.


Redone 9-2-11

Number your 12 fave Kingdom Hearts characters (In no order) and answer the questions!

1.Demyx
2.Aqua
3.Namine
4.Zexion
5.Xion
(i cant think of any others considered as favorites so I'm just going to put the ones I hate now)
6.Axel
7.Saix
8.Sora
9.Kairi
10.Riku
11.Roxas
12.Terra

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Axel and Roxas? Dude who hasn't? Cept u homophobes/yaio haters.

2) Do you think Four is hot?

such obsessions are long over...

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Well seeing that Terra and Sora are BOTH males (bahaha, terra is a girl's name) I'd say the whole world would explode.

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

A few about Kairi. I never really look up stuff with her in it. TT

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Aqua and Axel? PFF! No.

6) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.

Ummm... I suck at summaries, so no. Plus I have no idea what would happen in it. Namine and Riku is a minorishly large pairing but still.

7) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Demyx and Sora fluff? I dunno, let me search that real quick... Well what do you know? Out of thousands of stories, only one of them is a SoraxDemyx fluff.

8) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?

Aqua/Zexion/Xion. Knowing some of them, Yes. And knowing some of them, No.

9) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Demyx/Axel/Terra? The warning would be "Warning: This is crap."

10) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Riku hitting on Aqua? Seeing as that she looks twenty or something, and in BBS if she really was twenty, it would be just wrong. Because HELLO, Riku is like, FIVE in BBS and if Aqua is at least a TEENAGER it would be WRONG ON SO MANY LEVELS!

11) Cuter couple? five/nine or ten/twelve?

Xion/Kairi or Riku/Terra? Uhhhhhh... Xion/Kairi

12)What would six say if they saw eight and three kissing?

If Axel saw Sora and Namine kissing he'd just not say anything. Like who cares? BAWWWWWW

13)How would you feel if eleven died?

If Roxas died I'd dance on his grave. Wait he's a nobody neverminds. :/

14) Which is a more disturbing pairing? one/four or one/seven?

Demyx/Zexion (the pair of WIN) or Demyx/Saix. EWWWWW. Demyx/Saix is definitely disturbing!!!

15)Would eight ever want to kill five?

Sora killing Xion? O.O That's tough. Idk, srry

16)Would four or nine be sad if twelve got run over by a car?

Would Zexion or Kairi be sad if Terra got ran over by a car? Well seeing as they never met Terra or vice versa, I'd say no.

17)If Three and Seven get together, who tops?

Namine and Saix?!?!?! EWWWWWW!!! OMG EWWWWWWWW!!!!!! I REFUSE TO ANSWER!

18)"(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3). "

"Demyx and Saix are in a happy relationship until Saix runs off with Zexion. Demyx, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Roxas and a breif unhappy affair with Terra, then follows the wise advice of Xion and finds true love with Namine."

What title would you give this fic?

'Never Gonna Happen. EVAR.'

19) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

If saix walked in on Aqua and Terra having sex? idk... o-o i... dk


THE KH SURVEY UPDATED 8-17-11

(Please copy and paste this onto your profile and answer the questions! Axel says to spread the KH fever!)

SECTION ONE: The "Favorite" Questions

1. Your favorite KH guy?

Demyx. and Zexion comes in second. :/

2. Your favorite KH girl?

Xion 8p

3. Your least favorite KH guy? Why?

omg sora. T_T he's so cheesy it's like he got all his lines from that spanish soap opera with the pregnant teen, the trans teen, and the lesbian teen! then again kh came out years before that so... nevermind.

4. Your least favorite KH girl? Why?

kairi! at the end of kh1, it was barely even a foot that she had to jump! and sora could havejust been like "whiny bitch" and pulled her to him! IT WAS BARELY EVEN A FOOT U DUMB BITCH!

5. Favorite World? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

Pride Lands *awesome face*

6. Least Favorite World?

the world that never was. (it was so. freakin. creepy.)

7. Favorite Weapon? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

omg idk. >:/

8. Least Favorite Weapon?

zexion's lexicon. thts a book u dumb dumb the most ur gonna do is bore me to death, give me a paper cut, or hit me with it. at least demyx's sitar had pointy edges. >:/

9. Fav. Summon? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

tinker bell. in kh1 while fighting maleficint dragon, i just hid in a corner, let her heal me, and let donald and goofy do the work. of course i had to do the final hit cuz thts how the game is made. >:/

10. Fav. Form? (aka. Sora's Forms)

da blue one. (i think its wisdom, i forget and dont care! 8D)

11. Favorite Pairing? (includes yaoi coupling) Why?

Zemyx! *awesome face*

12. Least Fav. Pairing? (includes yaoi couples) Why?

vexen and marluxia. bleehhhhhh creepy.

13. Any cool crack pairings you've heard of? List 'em.

aren't they all crack pairings? -.-

14. Weirdest Pairing(s) You've Ever Heard Of?

DemyxxMarluxia LarxXAxel

wtfffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

15. Any "Kh-pet-peeves" you have?

donald doesnt heal me fast enough!!!! D8

16. Fav. Partner in KH? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

i hate them all. :3

SECTION TWO: Do you believe it, or not believe it?

17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/Saix theory?

bahahahaha idk

18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo?

no. emo doesnt even exist. every fool knows it's a genre of music. at most he's anti social

19. Do you believe that Marluxia is gay?

only cuz the hair. but after all he was planned as a female character! XDDDDDDDDDDD

20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH?

who doesn't? hahaha

SECTION THREE: Answer Yourself!

21. If Roxas had to choose either Namine or Olette, who would you root for? Why?

Namine... cuz... it's namine

22. What's your theory on KH: Birth by Sleep?

i played it. B-) it was cool.

23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time?

yes and no and maybe so and i dont know lets play in the snow! (my cousin says tht whenever she doesn't care)

24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) KH character, who would it be?

uuuuugh. >:/ y u make it so hard. umm... xion i guess.

25. Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why?

xion. i get friends, lose them, and let them forget.

26. What's the most embarrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH?

well... it was 2 something in the morning and i ALMOST beat sephiroththththththt in kh2, and then i died and i was crying and pounding on the screen of my tv begging for me to have not died, and my mom comes down and grounds me. not so much embarrasing as it is humiliating...

27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? If so, who? If not, who would you like to cosplay as?

nope. :)

28. The Funniest Moment in all of KH would be?

when it ends.

29. The Hardest Enemy/Boss was...?

Sephiroth T_T

30. What was a good edition in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive?

idk. :)

SECTION FOUR: Decisions, Decisions...

Note: You MUST only choose one! "Both" or "Neither" is unacceptable!!

31. Hayner or Pence?

Hayner

32. Zexion or Marluxia?

Zexion

33. Riku or Roxas?

Riku

34. Roxas or Sora?

Roxas

35. Axel or Demyx?

Demyx

36. Kairi or Larxene?

Larxene

37. AkuRoku or SoRiku?

Soriku

38. Namixas or Namiku?

Namixas

39. Zemyx or AkuRoku?

Zemyx

40. SoKai or SoRiku?

SoRiku

41. Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit?

Sea Salt Ice Cream!

42. Cloud or Leon?

Cloud

43. CloTi of Clerith?

CloTi

44. Simple and Clean or Passion?

Simple and Clean

SECTION FIVE: The Last Section!!

45. List all the KH character you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy charcter as well)

in ur dreams. :)

46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH?

(omg the person i got this off of said twilight and i was like "go to hell u can't poison KH with that garbage") ummm... RIO! 8D

47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all!

Roxas looks like Cloud

Sora looks like Leon!

Roxas looks like Ven

Sora looks like Vanitas

Axel looks like Reno

Xion looks like Yuffie (Y NO ONE SEE THT?!?!?)

48. Which new KH game can you absolutely NOT wait for?

"Kingdom Hearts 3!" tht dont exist yet u douche wads. -.- anyways tht new one for the 3ds looks cool.

49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why?

KH2 cuz the ending to the first one was so frickin fail

50. Are you a Kingdom Hearts yaoi or hentai fan?
Yaoi? yes. Hentai? No. For u fools who dont know what hentai is, it's porn.

51. List your collection of Kingdom Hearts junk and merchandise, if any.
games, blanket, poster, shirt, i think i had a keychain but lost it.

52. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Kingdom Hearts character? If so who?

umm... im over tht obsession thing and onto other things...

53. AxelxKairi or AxelxRoxas?
AxelxKairi

54. Which path is your favorite? Light, Darkness, Dawn, or Twilight?
hey u tards who say all of them, ur retarded. cuz u cnt mix light and dark cuz ther is like NO inbetween. ugh. dawn. -_-

55. Do you support the 'Axel is gay for Roxas' theory?
duhhhh

56. Your favorite Organization Xlll member(s)?
Demyx, Roxas(i only like roxas as an org.XIII member), Xion, Zexion, Larxene

57. Are you pro-Kairi or anti-Kairi?
Anti

58. Have you played all the Kingdom Hearts games?
not the japanese ones. :)

59. Have you read the manga?
i didnt liek it so not all of it

60. Do you believe Sora has ADD?
yes

61. Japanese or English?
Japanese

62. Pro-Naminé or Anti-Naminé?
Pro

63. Demyx = Annoying or funny?
cant he be both? x3

64. Do you believe Demyx's Somebody was from Atlantica (Splash Island)?
wtfc (who the fuck cares)

65. Zexion = Sexy beast or Emo?
dude i wouldnt be able to answer that if u payed me.

66. Which character would be the best crossdresser?

marluxia. ... ...

67. Axel = Gay or straight?
bi? XD

68. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how?
morons, OOC means out of character. i'd say Demyx cuz u saw how he had some serious bipolarness in kh2

69. Do you like Kingdom Hearts fanfics?
yes. cept the cheesy ones. :/

70 Do you write Kingdom Hearts fanfics?
ya.

71. Do you like lemons?
NOT EVEN IF U PAYED ME, PEOPLE! IM NOT ANSWERING!

72. Do your parents know any Kingdom Hearts characters?
TT ya... my mom beat kh2 before me.

73. Have you watched the Kingdom Hearts Crazy Files?
yes lol

74. Have you seen the 'Axel Falls For Kairi' series?
noooo

75. Have you ever got someone else hooked on Kingdom Hearts?
i dunno. :o

76. Have you ever been drawing the characters in school and have someone randomly say "WOAH! you like Kingdom Hearts too!?"
no

77. Have you ever been in class drawing any of the characters and the teacher comes up to you and says "WTF is this?! O.o;"
no

78. Has Kingdom Hearts affected your school life and grades?
i dunno, how would anyone even KNOW if it waS?

79. Are you broke thanks to Kingdom Hearts?
i never payed for any of my kh stuff. not the games. posters. nadda. :P

80. Do you want to eat sea-salt ice cream?
Yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

81. Would you ever join Organization XIII?
Ya.

82. Do you draw Kingdom Hearts fanart? If so, count how many there is in your gallery.
umm... i can't draw human anatomy, but i did draw Zexion several times as a cat... (plz dont ask)

83. Is Riku still sexy even possessed by Ansem the Heartless?

noooooo. nooooooooo. and NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

84. Do you have a Kingdom Hearts OC?
Yeah, i do.

85. Do your friends like Kingdom Hearts?

Friends are for losers. Enemies are more fun to play with. And anyways, yes some of my enemies liek it.

86. Who first introduced you to Kingdom Hearts?

I saw my cousin playing it when i was like in first grade. got the second one when i was in 2nd grade, and bammmmmmm! hooked

87. Do you think Diz is evil,nice,both, or neather?

retarded.

88. What's your favorite Kingdom Hearts game?

bbs. *awesome face* vanitas pwns

89. Looking back at some of your answers do you think Kingdom Hearts has taken over your life?

It used to. I'm not so obsessed anymore. Liek I said, I have moved onto other things.

90. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world!?

it's original. eos (end of story)


Redone: 9-3-11

I. Xemnas:
] You are the leader most of the time.
] You like black.
] You wished/wish you were someone else.
] You don't listen to others.
] You like doing research.
TOTAL:0

II. Xigbar:
] You have bad eyesight.
]You like throwing things at others when angry.
] You wish you were able to teleport.
]You wear your hair in a ponytail.
] You have/wish you had a gun
TOTAL: 0

III. Xaldin
] You like windy days
] You have tried to steal something precious from someone.
] You like dragons.
] You have/like dreadlocks.
] You tried to anger someone on purpose.
TOTAL: 0

IV. Vexen
] You are disrespected by the young ones.
] Someone has already considered you a traitor.
] You are the oldest of your group.
] You like experiments
] You like cold days.
TOTAL: 0

V. Lexaeus
] You are not very talkative.
] You like brain games.
] People are afraid of you because of your appearance.
]You prefer heavy weapons rather than light ones.
]You are very strong, physically speaking.
TOTAL: 0

VI. Zexion
[X] You love reading.
[X] You are not very sociable. (SCREW THE WORLD AND ALL IT'S PEOPLE!)
] You are one of the shortest of your group. (not anymore)
] You have a very sensitive nose.
[X]You like to elude others.
TOTAL: 3

VII. Saïx
] You have double-personality issues
] You are more active during night rather than day.
] You like wolves. (im more of a, CAT person)
] Your superior trusts you.
] You have a scar on your face.
TOTAL: 0

VIII. Axel
] You are somewhat a pyromaniac.
] You care deeply for your best friends.
] You are a two-faced when you need to.
[X] You don't like when people don't remember your name. (people keep calling me by my sister's name. T_T)
] You have a very fiery personality.
TOTAL: 1

IX. Demyx
[X] You like music. (well it depends)
] You know how to play a guitar.
[X] You like rainy days.
[X] You like swimming.
] You are usually a very happy person.
TOTAL: 3

X. Luxord
] You like playing cards.
] You like to gamble.
] Your favorite color is gold.
] You have stolen money from others.
] You have/wished you could curse someone.
TOTAL: 0!!!

XI. Marluxia
] You like pink. (PINK IS MY NATURAL ENEMY!!!!)
] You like flowers. (i hate flowers!!!!)
] You are plotting to overthrow your superior.
X] You were betrayed by someone. (infact very recently...)
] You are a bit of a flamboyant person.
TOTAL: 1

XII. Larxene
] You're the only female in your group.
[XYou like storms.
[X] You're pretty agile.
] You like to mock others.
[X] You think ninjas are cool. (WHOOO!!!! GO YUFFIE!!!!)
TOTAL: 3

XIII. Roxas
] You love ice cream.
] You are the youngest of your group.
X] You think people are hiding something from you. (i KNOW they are.)
] You usually have strange dreams involving people you've never met.
]You prefer afternoons rather than nights and mornings.
TOTAL: 1

im mostly like Zexion, Demyx, or Larxene? weird... since those three never have screentime at the same time... ever... cept tht one cutscene in kh2...


Redone: 8-23-11

Random Survey.

This or That:
1. AIM or phones? phones
2. Singing or dancing? Singing.
3. Love or lust? Love!
4. Car or motorcycle? Car.

5. Bf/gf or best friend? Best friend.
6. Rain or shine? Rain.
7. Wild night out or romantic night in? romantic night in.
8. Silver or Gold? Silver.
9. Tea or coffee? Coffee
10. Radio or CDs? CDs.

Relationships:

1. Taken or single? Single, a few relationships.
2. If taken, by who? Single.
3. If single, do you like anyone? No one.
4. Ever been in love? No. I had constant different obsessions, many with fictional characters, few of actual people. All simple obsession and nothing more. So no.
5. Are you a cuddler?Yeah
6. Cheated? Yes
7. Been cheated on? *sigh* Yes again.
8. Do long distance relationships work? Never.
9. Want to get married? When hedgehogs fly!
10. Kids? I'm adopting.

Last:
1. Person who called you? My mom.
2. Person you called:? My mom.
3. Person you texted? My mom.
4. Person you wished Happy Birthday? My friend.
5. Friend you saw? Michelle
6. Time you went swimming? Weeks ago.
7. Time you were really angry? idr
8. Time you were sad? three seconds ago. two seconds ago. one second ago. im still sad.
9. TV show you watched? i dont watch tv
10. Book you read? idr

Random:
1. Obscure talent? I'm psychic.
2. Is there a difference between love and being in love? Definately.
3. Pet peeve? Men,boys, males, whichever you want to call them.
4. How many siblings? Two... many to count
5. Are your parents together? i dont know my real parents.
6. Furthest you’ve ever traveled? from CT to OHIO!
7. What are you wearing? a dress.
8. Ever kissed someone in the rain? no
9. What do you think about most? not much these days.
10. Something most people don’t know about you? I see dead people.
11. What are you listening to right now? My laptop's fanning system.
12. Are you nice? no
13. If you could be anywhere right now? i dunno
14. Three random goals? 1.To be lawyer/cook/recycler/bunny inspector. 2.Get a pair of underwear that aren't girly.3. Eat a lobster with butter! :D
15. Parting thoughts? ...


Redone: 8-23-11

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz. (I'm a ditz without being a blonde. XD)
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape (actually im a PANSEXUAL!)
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. (actually I'm a semi-vegan, but same difference)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. (I'm the lucky one of my generation that didn't get the big boobs! :D LUCKY ME!)
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. (actually im pansexual... said tht already)
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. (I'm preverted WITHOUT watching porn)
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirt
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist or a pyromaniac.
I'm HOMESCHOOLED, so I MUST have been too stupid or crazy to get into a regular school.


1. Find a globe. Spin it. What does it say?

No globe at all in my house.

2. Find a book. Turn to page 57, line 18, word 6. What does it say?

Book: Warriors, The New Prophecy, Midnight.

It says... close. XD

3. What can you hear right now?

my air conditioner

4. Have a conversation with the closest living thing to you other than yourself.

no.

5. Turn on the T.V. What show is on?

bahahahaha, cable is for square

6. Type your name with your elbow.

klerdnm jk,lmjdfcxlk,m

7. What happened last time you were typing here on this computer?

...i dont get it.

8. Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Stop. Open your eyes. What's the first thing you see?

my fridge. XD


A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend already has a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.

A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you whenyou aren't down anymore.

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.

A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.

A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.


The Stupid Test! (Put an x next to the one that is you, than in the end, add up all of the x's. if you have 21 or less, than you are not stupid.) P.S. this is not a real test, just something for fun!

(x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.

( ) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were not talking.

( ) You have run into a glass/screen door.

( ) You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. (no but my older bro has!)

(x) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.

total= 2

( ) You have run into a tree.

(x) It IS possible to lick your elbow

( ) You just tried to lick your elbow.

( ) You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star have the same rhythm.

( ) You just tried to sing them.

(x) You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.

(x) You have choked on your own spit.

( ) You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.

(x) You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice

(x) You just looked at it.

( ) Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde/has blonde in it.

(x) People have called you slow.

total so far= 8

(x) You have accidentally caught something on fire

(x) You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.

( ) You have caught yourself drooling.

(x) You’ve fallen asleep in class

( ) If someone says “fart” you laugh.

( ) You just laughed.

total so far= 11

(x) Sometimes you just stop thinking

(x) You tell a story and forget what you were talking about

(x) People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you

(x) You are often told to use your “inside voice”.

( ) You use your fingers to do simple math.

total so far= 15

(x) You have eaten a bug.

( ) You are taking this test when you should be doing something important

(x) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it

(x) You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand, pocket, head, etc.

total so far= 18

(x) You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.

( ) You break a lot of things.

( ) Your friends know not to use big words around you

(x) You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused

(x) You have fallen out of your chair before

( ) When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling

Total all together= 20


Girls Don't Realize These Things (cheesy stuff)

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you. If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'. If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'.


1.) Turn on IPod on Random (shuffle)

2.) Answer Questions below (NO CHEATING)

What’s your motto?

Fer Sure by Metric Droid (XD omg tht song is so dirty!)

What will they play at your wedding?

Monster by Skillet (o-o ...)

What will they play at your funeral?

That's How People Get F*ed up by D12 (tht song is so bad... it's irony how i was praying it not to be this song... go listen to it, i dare u!)

What do your friends think of you?

I'm So Lucky Lucky! by Lucky Twice (i love tht song its so bouncy! w)

What do you often think about?

Blank N Yellow by Wiz Khalifa ( I really need to listen to some dif music...)

Whats 22?

Toxic by Britney Spears (plz dont ask y i was listening to tht...)

What do you think of your best friend?

Get The Party Started by P!nk (lol, cool)

What do you think of the person you like?

Monster by Meg and Dia (OMG THT SONG IS ABOUT RAPE! BAWWWWWWWWWW!!!!)

What do you want to be when you grow up?

I'm So Sick by Flyleaf (lol whut?)

What do you think when you see the person you like?

Party Poison by My Chemical Romance (dude tht song is hardcore wtf! XD)

What do your parents think of you?

Miss Independent by Kelly Clarkson (somehow this one is an acceptable answer ;P)

What is your hobby/intrest?

Evacuate the Dance Floor by Cascada! (XD i love that song but do not ever ask me to dance, evarrrrrrr)

What is your biggest secret?

Who's That Chick? David what's-his-face and Rihanna (... O_o)

What do you think of your friends?

Our Lawyer Made Us Change The Name Of This Song So We Wouldn't Get Sued by FallOutBoy (i'm ther lawyer Bp

What is the worst thing that could happen?

Love Story by Taylor Swift (T_T this song brings back damned memories that should be buried)

How will you die?

Hot Mess by Cobra Starship!!!!!!!!! (imma hot mess and ur fallin for me! and ur like, "hot damn let me make u my boo!" lol)

What is the one thing you will regret?

E.T. by Katy Perry (alien STD?)

What makes you laugh?

Like a G6 (the SPOOFS on tht thing crack me up, this is just... i dunno)

What makes you cry?

Ready to Go by PANIC! at the Disco (no tht makes me happy u liar!!)

Will you ever get married?

Blow by Ke$ha (lol... no)

What scares you the most?

My Life Would Suck Without You by Kelly Clarkson (naw)

Does anyone like you?

Here We Go Again by Paramore (i guess the feeling is mutual! :O

If you could go back in time, what would you change?

Hips Don't Lie by Shakira (okay i guess im gonna make them lie.)

What hurts right now?

Still Doll from Vampire Knight (i know tht song by heart. in japanese. ya im bad, lol no)

What will you do at your friend’s wedding?

The Howling by Within Temptation (O_O NO COMMENT)

What would you say to your Ex if they wanted you back?

That's What You Get by Paramore (ya... tht's probably the exact words. :/)

What will you post this as?

I Don't Love You by My Chemical Romance (awww...)


Ways to make sure you're insane (bold ones I am, yes i know Im insane)

At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice.

Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy"

Ask your dog if it's comfortable with its name. Repeat with cat, until people ask if you're alright.

As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

Specify that your drive-through order is "to go"

Sing along at the opera.

Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you’re not in the mood.

When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON! I WON!"

When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives! they're loose!!"


STORIES

Records of Warriors: Trapped in TwolegPlace abandoned

Very Cute Indeed: Abandoned

Broken Promises: Refusal to post due to fact no one had read/reviewed any of my stories in months. I'll be on fictionpress.

Haley Moon: Possibly ditched

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The Love Critic by LILMISSS reviews
Meet Xion, known as The Love Critic. She goes out on dates with random men, and humiliates them in her weekly column from the date. She's also really rich and single. Meet Roxas. He could change that. RoxasXion, RokuShion.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 63,848 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 4/28/2013 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Roxas, Xion
I'M GOING TO KILL AXEL! Rewrite by xxRainbow-muffinsxx reviews
Demyx and Zexion love each other. They're just to blind as bats to see it and confront it. But when Demyx does something foolish. Will that finally enlighten the both of them? Who knows. Zemyx. Added lemon in Ch.3! Read Original if ya want
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,826 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/12/2013 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Zexion, Demyx
Sad eyes Zemyx for Demyx by XxbetterthanrikuxX reviews
Zexion is an escaped neko from a nearby facility. Demyx is a normal highschooler with his friends Axel, the drug addict, and Roxas, the innocent blonde. Written for Demyx Vann Snifer on Facebook. Lemon in later chapters, rated T for now.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,228 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Demyx, Zexion
A Day At The Castle by ForbiddenKHfan216 reviews
Randomness Involving the Organization; Job Arc: The Organization's getting jobs!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 101 - Words: 124,217 - Reviews: 780 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Sora, Roxas
Kingdom Hearts: High School Stories by Hashimerr reviews
My first fan fiction go easy on me! with everyone in high school, humor, and pairings that would never cross your mind. Rated M for language only.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,957 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/11/2011 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Xemnas
Refuge by Anneliza reviews
When Demyx finds Zexion crying in the library, he tries to help him.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,713 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/20/2011 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Zexion, Demyx - Complete
How Much is Enough? by we'llmakeyoufuckinsick reviews
Obedience is key if Zexion wants to survive, even if somebody else is pulling the strings. What else is there to do when someone knows everything about you? Rated M for later chapters.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Crime/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 49,245 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Zexion, Demyx - Complete
Horror Movies by Willowfur and Piper reviews
Axel tries to convince Roxas to watch some horror movies with him. Roxas isn't to happy about it. Happy AkuRoku 2011
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
A Day At Destiny Islands by ForbiddenKHfan216 reviews
Randomness involving the Islands Trio!Rival fic to Day At The Castle. Petnapper's Arc- Some of the local pets have gone missing. When Sora's dog disappears, Detective Sora's on the case!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 41 - Words: 45,214 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/7/2011 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Sora, Kairi
Something You Can't Name by elvenangel3 reviews
Demyx comes back to his dorm to find something very wrong with Zexion. Will Zexion let him help? Warning: graphic rape. If this offends do not read! M Rated FOR A REASON!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,029 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Zexion, Demyx - Complete
Saving Me by orgymoogle reviews
Riku loved a boy before, but it turned out badly. Sora, the new kid, slowly helps him out of the rut he's gotten himself into, & as he does Riku falls for him. But as the two fall deeper in love, one can only hope it won't turn out like before.rape,mpreg
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,383 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Riku, Sora
A Kingdom Hearts High School Experience by Beijing Express reviews
3 boys. 13 teachers. 1 school. When you have the Organization as teachers, it's bound to get crazy! • • ― IS UP AND RUNNING AGAIN!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 146,412 - Reviews: 728 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 8/9/2008
Why is love so complicated? by Vanessa Rowes reviews
My best friend and I get sucked into Kingdom Hearts. Full summary inside. AxelxOC, ZexionxOC and DemyxxOC. Rated T for swearing AxelOC ZexionOC DemyxOC SPOILERS!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 57,920 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/26/2010 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Axel, Demyx - Complete
Say What You Will by Marlikins XI reviews
IenzoXOc. An event that made Zexion the loner that he is today. Rated to be safe. My first Fanfic. One-shot I don't own anything except Marie.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Ienzo, Zexion - Complete
Return of The Organization by ForbiddenKHfan216 reviews
After defeating the Organization,Sora and his friends are finally home on Destiny Islands.When a mysterious figure appears,they must take up their Keyblades one more time, to defeat those who they thought were gone forever.Just who are they? 358/2spoilers
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 43 - Words: 55,016 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/19/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Xion, Sora - Complete
I'm A Victim? by Azurala0 reviews
On hold for now! Zexion, who works inside the Special Victims Unit, is raped and finds himself as the victim. Kingdom Hearts and Law & Order: SVU x-over. LexZex, Rape, Yaoi, Lemon
Crossover - Law and Order: SVU & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Crime/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,755 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 2/11/2010 - E. Stabler, Zexion
The World is Spinning in Circles by orgymoogle reviews
Axel loves Demyx, Demyx loves Zexion. But what happens when Demyx goes missing for two years & they finally find him with a gang of rapists? Will Zexion be able to help him heal, even with Axel's persistence to get Demyx for himself? Zemyx,DxA,RxS,AxR
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,697 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Demyx, Zexion
Xion in Wonderland by ForbiddenKHfan216 reviews
The KH version of Alice in Wonderland. When curious little Xion falls through to Wonderland, she has go through the Kingdom to find her way home! From a red pyro Cheshire Cat to a male Queen of hearts, Wonderland is a place to see!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,079 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Xion, Roxas - Complete
Kingdom Alice Of Duo by Tysonkaiexperiment reviews
A PREVIEW of MY version of Kiraracutie’s future KH/Alice crossover. Sora would do anything for his older brother, especially now that he’s gone missing. So to find a silver-haired king in exchange for getting Demyx back? You’d bet he’d go to Wonderland.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,715 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Sora, Riku - Complete
Kingdom Hearts VS Ghosts by ForbiddenKHfan216 reviews
When Sora and the others get a request from a famous ghost hunting agency to join forces with three amateur ghost hunters, they must spend the night in the Davis County Jail. Will they be able to overcome their fears and survive the night?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 34,055 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Sora - Complete
Don't Say I Didn't Warn You by BloodAndDiamonds reviews
Zexion warned him, but Demyx didn't listen... And that's exactly why Zexion isn't to blame for Demyx's broken heart. One-Shot
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Zexion, Demyx
Meet the Organization XIII by organization MA reviews
I am holding audition for the Organization, so they have to answer any of my questions, and that means you need to ask your questions now! remember this is only the Organization XIII, so no DiZ or Xion, 'cause those are extra. review to ask.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,491 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 6/12/2009
don't let a good thing go by c0nsequences reviews
demyx always felt bad having sex with zexion. zemyx, au.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Demyx, Zexion - Complete
Promise by Schizzar reviews
A promise Demyx made Zexion. Character death.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Zexion, Demyx - Complete
Cold Case Files by c0nsequences reviews
Demyx always wondered where Zexion had went.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Demyx, Zexion - Complete
Notes Of A Tragedy by Nilaexn reviews
Demyx was pretty sure he was going crazy. Voices in his head, calls from people he doesn't know, mysterious notes appearing everywhere... Well, just one voice, one person and one note. Zexion, Zexion, and Zexion again.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,091 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Demyx, Zexion - Complete
Zexion's Story by Zexy's-Tamer reviews
This story is going to follow Zexion, from the time he was Ienzo, youngest apprentice to Ansem and falling in love, to the time of his untimely death in Castle Oblivian. ZexionLizoc
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,637 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/21/2007 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Zexion
Kingdom Hearts Meets House of Mouse by Sailorstar165 reviews
The House of Mouse is turned upsidedown when Sora and friends try to get jobs.Enjoy the randomness of this fanfic! Anime Warning! KH Meets the House of Mouse: Making over 300 people laugh, one chapter at a time.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 41,551 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 11/24/2006 - Published: 11/25/2004
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Haley Moon and the Sunshine Islands
Based off of the game Harvest Moon: Sunshine Islands, Haley moves to the Islands just like in the game. But instead of the original story, I'm changing it up and adding some real heart to it. (Chelsea's name is now Haley). She is living her dream, but it's not as she expected. Who will help her through her new life? And are her wishes really coming true? Rating may change later.
Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,371 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Chelsea
Broken Promises reviews
Zexion and Demyx promised to never leave each other, but when Zexion disappears and a new girl in town steals Demyx's heart, what happens when Zexion returns three years later? rated T cuz i say so. Zemyx pairing. YES IT IS YAOI... NOT AT FIRST THO!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 59,220 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/15/2012 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Zexion, Demyx
What Went Wrong? reviews
Before Melody became an over-controlling slut who would do anything to keep Demyx in her life, she was sweet and generous and wouldn't hurt a fly. What happened in the first couple years of their relationship that made Melody's obsession with Demyx come to be? Read on how the first year and that start of her crumbling personality was formed. Warning: Hinted yaoi
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,312 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Demyx - Complete
Very Cute Indeed reviews
This is folowing off the oneshot "Cute" i did a few months ago. AHEM! Demyx doesn't know what to do about Zexion. He wasn't rejected, but he feels like he was. But Zexion, on the other hand, starts to wonder why Demyx's new depression bothers him so much.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,308 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Zexion, Demyx
We're Just a Little OOC reviews
Katrina, a british law school student, wakes up in the pouring rain to a demension where women are either slaves or workers! And all of the people at the Oblivion Estate are all a little... OOC Warning: strong lang, sexual themes, and, OOC madness!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/3/2011
Cute: Zemyx Day OneShot reviews
Demyx loves Zexion. Zexion likes Demyx. Demyx visits Zexion. Zexion gets angry. Demyx gets upset. Zexion calls Demyx cute, and leaves. Demyx doesn't notice that Zexion called him cute. Demyx, is an idiot. ZEMYX PAIRING, YAIO, RATED T FOR LANGUAGE!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Zexion, Demyx - Complete
Records of Warriors: Trapped in TwolegPlace reviews
What happens when the Clans are forced to live in a Two-leg place where twoleg kits chase them, monster lurk behind every corner, prey is smarter, and boundries are nothing but a memory? Find out how the Clans survive! Rated T for minor violance.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,849 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 9/17/2010