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Author has written 1 story for Pirates of the Caribbean, and Twilight.

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Hi everyone! My name is linda and I am definitely a bookworm. I am always reading books or FF. Two of my favorite books are: The Perks of Being a Wallfower (by Stephen Chbosky), Beautiful Disaster (by Jamie McGuire) and City of Beasts (by Isabel Allende). Talking about books and just because I can, I am in love with four from the Divergent series but absolutely hate Veronica Roth for (allegiant spoiler) killing Tris! What was she thinking!? I hate that ending! It's her fault I cried like a baby! -_-'' (Sorry I just needed to vent)

I love movies. Mostly fantasy, action and sci-fi movies, my favorites include Olympus has fallen, Iron Man, The Avengers, Transformers, Spiderwick, Peter Pan, Pirates of the Caribbean (who doesn't love Jack?) Chronicles of Narnia, The Blind Side (Not exactly my style but this one is one of my favorites)...etc. I also love series like Dr. House, Criminal Minds and Teen Wolf. So yeah, I know I am kinda geeky in that sense.

So I love making up stories, though I dont always write them. That is actually the point of making my profile: Start writing them!

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it then copy this into ya profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than 5 consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile

If you think being weird is cooler than being cool. Copy & Paste this into ur profile

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Orlando Bloom told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing your butt off.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show or read a book) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this in your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this in your profile.

you've ever tried putting your hair behind your ears, and ended up poking yourself in the eye...copy/paste this into your profile

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you probably have a body in your closet, copy this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

Random Sayings:

-Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

-I'm going to live forever, or die trying.

-If I had something good to say, I would have already said it.

-I never knock on Death's door. I ring the bell and run away. Death really hates that.

-When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

-Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.

-Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.

-If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either.

-It takes 47 muscles to frown, 13 to smile and absolutely none to sit there with a dumb look on your face.

-I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened a year ago.

-Do you want to know why I'm still on earth? Heaven kicked me out and Hell is afraid I'll take over.

-Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.

-Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away and you still have their shoes.

-An apple a day, keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

-An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is Carlisle, then screw the apple!

-I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.

-What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

-Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

-Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak (or type).

-Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder.

-I'm the girl that can watch hundreds of horror movies without flinching, but then screams at the top of her lungs when the toast pops out of the toaster.

-If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

-Officer, I swear to drunk I'm not God!

-Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.

-The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came along and they all committed suicide.

I escaped in the laundry cart from the mental institution. It smelled bad, but I did it! Special thanks to the penguins, couldn't have done it without you.

The doctor said I had multiple personalities...but we don't believe her

Here's a joke for you ..whats the difference between tiger woods and Santa Claus? Santa Claus only has 3 Ho's

someone told me to go to hell today, i told them i cant Satan still has a restraining order on me :

Shhhhh the voices in my head are sleeping & they get angry if I wake them up

...and then Buffy staked Edward and there was a poof of sparkly dust. The End.

They have just created a new Barbie Doll. It is called "Divorce Barbie." It comes with all of Ken's stuff!

Ouch!! Paper cut (wait and look around) paper cut (in louder voice) I said paper cut (louder voice with angry edge) Damn it Jasper where r u???

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The Strength of the Wolf by tolieawake reviews
In the end, it's only Lydia & Stiles left. With nothing else left to lose, they find a way to change it all. And Stiles may just figure out the key to stopping everything that ever went wrong - well, from Peter onwards. Because he's older & wiser (sort-of) & beginning to understand in a way that he never did before. The strength of the wolf is the pack, right? Time travel, fix-it.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,412 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 902 - Follows: 968 - Updated: 5/27/2015 - Published: 3/21/2014 - Stiles, Peter H., Sheriff Stilinski, Derek H.
87,000 Hours (Doesn't Change a Damn Thing) by SparksOfWhiteLight reviews
A decade after graduation, Stiles has grown into a somewhat-respectable Officer Stilinski and Lydia - who fled Beacon Hills the instant she had her diploma in hand - has become an A-list actress. But when someone tries to kill her at an awards show and she has to go into hiding, she realizes Stiles is still one of the only people she trusts with her life... and, maybe, her heart.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,331 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/24/2014 - Published: 4/14/2014 - Stiles, Lydia M.
Written in the Stars by Lissa Bryan reviews
Edward is king of a dying race, his planet torn by civil war. Bella is abducted to become his bride. From college student to Queen... Can she learn to love this strange man and help save his people? AU/OOC, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 33 - Words: 167,029 - Reviews: 7995 - Favs: 9,699 - Follows: 3,865 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Pirates of the Caribbean & Twilight reviews
After NM and before AWE bella is transported back to the right century with her sister elizabeth, in order to help rescue jack, her one love, but one small problem- the cullens got transported back with her. Summary by xxxLauraaxxx
Crossover - Pirates of the Caribbean & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,004 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 7/24/2013 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Bella