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Umm.. Well my name is linda,
i am a teenager and
i have no idea of what should i write here... mmm
well i love the twilight saga, Pirates of the Caribbean (mostly Jack), Criminal Minds, Harry Potter and Vampire Academy
I love my friends & family
i love music... i love to read obviously books and FF
My favorite book from the twilight saga is eclipse, i don't know why but i love it.
I have lots and lots of magazines that have something about twilight.
: D i wish vampires like the cullens where real (but who doesn't?)
i dream about writing a novel : D
Two of my favorite books are: The Perks of Being a Wallfower (by Stephen Chbosky) and City of Beasts (by Isabel Allende).
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.
If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it then copy this into ya profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have ever dreamed or imagined being a vampire or a werewolf, put this in your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than 5 consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than 5 consecutive minutes about twilight, copy this into your profile.
Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile
If you think being weird is cooler than being cool. Copy & Paste this into ur profile
98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.
92 percent of American teens would die if Orlando Bloom told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing your butt off.
If you have ever seen a movie (or show or read a book) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this in your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this in your profile.
you've ever tried putting your hair behind your ears, and ended up poking yourself in the eye...copy/paste this into your profile
My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you probably have a body in your closet, copy this into your profile
If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've reread TWILIGHT over four times...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've had at least two friends move away from you...copy and paste this onto your profile
-Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
-Boys are like slinkies, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
-I'm going to live forever, or die trying.
-If I had something good to say, I would have already said it.
-I never knock on Death's door. I ring the bell and run away. Death really hates that.
-When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.
-Education is important; school however, is another matter.
-Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.
-That, my children, is called a wall. But beware the wall is solid. Yes be afraid! Be very afraid for we cannot walk through it! Believe me children, for I have attempted this many times before.
-Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.
-If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either.
-It takes 47 muscles to frown, 13 to smile and absolutely none to sit there with a dumb look on your face.
-I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened a year ago.
-Do you want to know why I'm still on earth? Heaven kicked me out and Hell is afraid I'll take over.
-Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.
-Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away and you still have their shoes.
-An apple a day, keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.
-An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is Carlisle, then screw the apple!
-I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.
-What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
-I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
-Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up
-Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak (or type).
-Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder.
-I'm the girl that can watch hundreds of horror movies without flinching, but then screams at the top of her lungs when the toast pops out of the toaster.
-If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
-Officer, I swear to drunk I'm not God!
-I swear I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
-Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.
-The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came along and they all committed suicide.
I escaped in the laundry cart from the mental institution. It smelled bad, but I did it! Special thanks to the penguins, couldn't have done it without you.
The doctor said I had multiple personalities...but we don't believe her
Here's a joke for you ..whats the difference between tiger woods and Santa Claus? Santa Claus only has 3 Ho's
someone told me to go to hell today, i told them i cant Satan still has a restraining order on me :)
Shhhhh the voices in my head are sleeping & they get angry if I wake them up
...and then Buffy staked Edward and there was a poof of sparkly dust. The End.
They have just created a new Barbie Doll. It is called "Divorce Barbie." It comes with all of Ken's stuff!
Ouch!! Paper cut (wait and look around) paper cut (in louder voice) I said paper cut (louder voice with angry edge) Damn it Jasper where r u???
Edward: never trust a vampire, trust me
Dear Jacob,I win!Edward. Dear Edward, I made out with your wife twice. Now I'm sleeping with your daughter I'd say I win! Love Jacob!
"So Edward, you're dating an older chick. That's hot!" Emmett Cullen
we are best friends:when you cry i cry when you laugh i laugh when you say JACOB is gay, i will hunt you down and KILL you
i would jump off a Cliff if it ment that Taylor Lautner would come save me any day!
its so cold...Jacob where are you!
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