lalaithien
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Joined 05-23-02, id: 217970
Author has written 23 stories for Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, and Firefly.
Likes: Star Wars, Tolkien and most things historical, esp. Mediaeval; chocolate-chip-cookie-dough ice-cream; hot chocolate with wee marshmallows, chocolate syrup, and a sizeable dollop of whipped cream; Pirates (especially of the Caribbean smoldering-brown-eyes variety); Lord of the Rings movies and Men of Gondor.
Dislikes: telemarketers (esp. those who expect one to call them back), butter pecan ice-cream, and allergies.
Would like to have more of: Certain Jedi Knights; Men of Gondor and chocolate syrup (obviously, for completely unrelated purposes...); a certain Blacksmith/Pirate with smoldering brown eyes.
Would like less of: telemarketing calls, allergies.
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Odds and Ends by Tam Cranver reviews
Not so much one large story as several smaller ones; thus far, all have been for challenges on the Firefly Friday Livejournal community. Rating for harsh language and sexual content.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,693 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/28/2004 - Published: 1/30/2004
Sharpe: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Gaslight reviews
Richard Sharpe, that sexy soldier, now belongs to you! How best to use him? Inspired by Theresa Green & her Lord of the Rings Manual series, and posted with her permission.
Sharpe Series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,431 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/16/2004 - Complete
Love, Lust and Lost by Panneth reviews
**Complete** On the journey back from the War of the Ring, Legolas comes across a simple carpenters' daughter. This is the story of what happens next. Not a MS, well I've tried and now completele revised to get rid of those pesky mistakes
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 85,169 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/14/2003 - Published: 10/10/2002 - Legolas - Complete
The Captain and the King by plasticChevy reviews
Rated R for violence. AU story - Saruman believes Isildur's Heir is carrying the Ring, so he sends his orcs to capture the Men of the Fellowship. Aragorn and Boromir are taken prisoner at Parth Galen. (Chapters 17, 18 and 19 are up! The story is DONE!)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 152,143 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/10/2003 - Published: 3/11/2002 - Boromir, Aragorn
Where Dreams Take You by plasticChevy reviews
Boromir travels from Gondor to Rivendell, looking for the answers to a riddle that could save his people. The story is finished! I've just fixed some typos and made minor changes.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,829 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/1/2002 - Published: 1/16/2002 - Boromir, Aragorn
Nine Men And A Little Lady by Kielle reviews
Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 1176 - Favs: 1,984 - Follows: 162 - Published: 1/8/2002
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Blind Seer reviews
A short poem from River's POV.
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 72 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/9/2005 - River
CAPTAIN MALCOLM REYNOLDS: User's Guide and Manual reviews
The evil technical advisor returns! In honor of Serenity the company presents yet another entirely twisted User's Guide, this time to everyone's favourite Manly and Impulsive Browncoat, because he is So...Very...Pretty. PG for mild innuendo.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,369 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2005 - Mal
OBI WAN KENOBI Owner's Guide and Manual reviews
The Owner's Guide goes Geek! Includes handy tips and specifications for the highly-anticipated OBI-WAN unit, Mk II. With thanks to Theresa Green. :)
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,556 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Obi-Wan K.
BOROMIR Owner's Guide and Manual reviews
The Owner's Guide series continues! Technical specs and handy user tips for the BOROMIR unit - slashfree. With thanks to and permission from the brilliant Theresa Green. :)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,968 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/28/2005 - Boromir
LEGOLAS Owner's Guide and Manual reviews
The Owner's Guide series continues; technical specifications and owner's tips for your LEGOLAS unit! With thanks to and permission from Theresa Green.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,724 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/28/2005 - Legolas
FARAMIR: Owner's Guide and Manual reviews
PG for mild innuendo. This is an homage to the brilliant Owner's Guides by Theresa Green, which I adore. If you enjoy, write a review and let me know!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,079 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/28/2003 - Faramir
Sons of the Steward Prologue and Introduction reviews
This provides some background and biographical information on the setting and characters in the story. Recommended for those unfamiliar with the books and appendices, or just seeking to get a bit of info.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,852 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9/26/2003 - Boromir, Faramir
Sons of the Steward reviews
This is part one of an ongoing series. An exploration of Boromir and Faramir's youth, and their family dynamic. Read, enjoy, and review!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,964 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/26/2003 - Boromir, Faramir
The Secret Diary of Arwen Undomiel, Part II reviews
Another in the Two Towers diary series! Arwen's diary continued. If you haven't already, read part I first. Thanks and enjoy!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/6/2003 - Arwen U.
The Secret Diary of Elrond reviews
And yet another in the series. Hope you enjoy it!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/6/2003 - Elrond
The Secret Diary of Sauron reviews
Another wacky entry in my Secret Diary series. Enjoy, and be sure to leave your review! :-)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/6/2003 - Sauron
The Secret Diary of Legolas Greenleaf, Continued reviews
The second in my Two Towers Secret Diaries series. Legolas still narcissistic surfer-dude. V. fun. :-)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/4/2003 - Legolas
The Secret Diary of Theoden, King of Rohan reviews
My first Secret Diary from The Two Towers! Enjoy or hate - your choice. But please, no hate-mail!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2003 - Gandalf
The Secret Diary of Frodo Baggins reviews
Another Secret Diary. Enjoy or hate - your choice. But please, no derisive emails!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2003 - Frodo B.
The Secret Diary of Legolas Greenleaf reviews
Yet another of my Secret Diaries. Enjoy it or hate it, but please no hate-mail!!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2003 - Legolas
The Secret Diary of Boromir of Gondor reviews
At last, another entry in my secret diary series. Had to upload it again to get the pagination to work right. Nothing nasty, just good fun. Enjoy!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2003 - Boromir
Undecided reviews
So far, a snippet of a story that came to me in the place of sleep. Feel free to love or hate it. :)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,489 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/17/2002 - Boromir
Gandalf's Secret Diary reviews
The series continues. Completely ridiculous but all in good fun. No hatemail, please! :)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2002 - Gandalf
The Secret Diaries of Aragorn reviews
Another installment in my "Secret Diaries" series. Completely, outrageously silly. For fun only - no disrespect intended!!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/29/2002 - Aragorn
Dormant Joy reviews
A poem I wrote about Eowyn. Perhaps you'll like it, perhaps you won't. It's rather sentimental.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/28/2002 - Eowyn
Arwen's Secret Diary reviews
Completely silly take on characters from the Lord of the Rings. Me at my most twisted.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/27/2002 - Arwen U.
No Road Less Perilous reviews
What happened before Boromir set out for Imladris - strictly imagination! But happily 100% slash/sex-free. :)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,421 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/26/2002 - Boromir, Faramir
Boromir's Sorrow reviews
The meeting with Galadriel from Boromir's perspective - drawing from both the book and the film.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/23/2002