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Joined 12-14-09, id: 2179748, Profile Updated: 08-26-11
Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.

Name is Jen. 23 years old and a mother of two. I love Harry Potter, Twilight, Doctor Who, Star Wars, BDB, The Vampire Diaries, TBBT and many, many more.

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Getting Away With Murder

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Bella's Teddy in first hit (but in black).

Bella's outfit for the first date.

Bella's outfit at the club.

Rose's outfit at the club.

Bella's outfit for Paris hit.

Bell's outfit for dinner at Cullen's.

Edward's outfit for dinner at parent's.

Bell's Halloween Costume.

Rose's Halloween Costume.

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All I Need by Temptress-Kitten17 reviews
What if Caroline wasn't asleep on the couch during Elena and Damon's conversation in Episode 2-05? What if Elena goes back to Stefan and sees Caroline already comforting him? DELENA.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 95,927 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 5/22 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Damon S., Elena G.
The Quiet Room by givemesomevamp reviews
So, I'm a little crazy.You're a little dead, but I don't keep throwing that up in your face."I had to admit she made a valid point. I was still wary, but we out numbered her at least. After all, how much trouble could one small human possibly be. OOC/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 184,942 - Reviews: 3865 - Favs: 2,182 - Follows: 1,049 - Updated: 3/20 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Eros & Psyche by RZZMG reviews
Draco challenges Harry & the Gryfs to play EROS, a scandalous card game. It's Slyth vs. Gryf, pride vs. desire, male vs. female! Who wins the game of hearts & amour? FIC CHALLENGE! HOT SHAGGING. Pairings-DMxHG,GWxBZ,RWxPP,SFxLB,TNxDG,HPxTD. A/U 7th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 348,679 - Reviews: 4587 - Favs: 4,545 - Follows: 5,713 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Betty Chronicles by Emily Bowden reviews
There is an exclusive group known as the Cullens who only allow the most seductive of women into their circle. But their training is not what she thought it would be. Rated MA for lemons & adult content. Cannon couples...eventually...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 2635 - Favs: 1,927 - Follows: 2,498 - Updated: 4/23/2014 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Complete
The White Swan Lodge by jarkin33 reviews
Tragedy led her there. Commitment forced him there. Can a place of beauty and solitude hold the fate they were both seeking…
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 63,241 - Reviews: 2326 - Favs: 1,306 - Follows: 718 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Claiming Hermione by ilke reviews
“This doesn’t change anything, Granger. We’re not friends.” Draco said. “I know.” Hermione sat unmoving, listening to his retreating footfalls. She felt pretty certain that, in fact, it changed everything.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 118,833 - Reviews: 1393 - Favs: 2,166 - Follows: 2,238 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Unaccompanied Soul by JMCullen09 reviews
An old, dilapidated hospital residing in the outskirts of Forks, WA sits untouched, yet it's the focus of many tales, including one of a young man who resides there. He's believed to be either ghost or murderer. But it's all just tales, right?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 152,637 - Reviews: 6039 - Favs: 4,418 - Follows: 4,364 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Edward, Bella
Turncoat by elizaye reviews
Switching sides. "I have only one condition, and I trust it won't be hard for you to meet. I want Granger." Rated M for sex/language/torture.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 101 - Words: 256,732 - Reviews: 7056 - Favs: 5,157 - Follows: 2,436 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Baby Don't Reply by TheWalk reviews
Ron changed. Harry followed but promises Hermione he is with her and looking for a solution, leaving her in the hands of who he sees as the most capable person. Malfoy. Hermione can do nothing but watch and hope Harry knows what he is doing...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 71,215 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
It's Just Me by jehszs reviews
After a night of mistaken identity Hermione finds herself unable to stay away from the mystery man from the darkness. How can she stop herself from falling for him when he's doing everything in his power to make her his again? M. HG/DM. Warning: some non-consensual sexual themes
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 126,577 - Reviews: 1452 - Favs: 1,134 - Follows: 1,407 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Mysterious Case of the Blackbird Rorschach by johnnyboy7 reviews
After finding himself under arrest and in the worst of situations, Edward Masen's life suddenly spirals out of order. He is sentenced to spend his time at Windemere where nothing is as it seems.OCC, rated M for content, language, graphic scenes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 149,763 - Reviews: 2590 - Favs: 1,453 - Follows: 1,416 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Edward, Bella
Simply Neurotic by Darkness Approaches reviews
Hermione finds herself marrying Draco so she can spy on him for the Order - but she quickly finds herself regretting the decision. The war rages on, and she must reconcile her two lives. *A dark Draco/Hermione story*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 72,615 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Dragon Scales by GirlWithAHeart-ShapedScar reviews
When the only thing that could bring him out of his pit was a girl with a fiery temper and an unsustainable curiosity and a mystery that only she could solve. But as they get deeper into the problem, he finds himself losing everything again, including what made him stand back up in the first place. But that's just Draco's way, isn't it?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,291 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Ties That Bind by WonderfulCaricature reviews
I watched them as they flirted and caressed one another, it was sickening. It had to be stopped because at the end of the day, Granger was mine. DM/HG. !Sequel is now up: Far Too Young To Die
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 126,143 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
While You Were Gone by Jenny0719 reviews
Upon returning to Forks, Edward quickly learns that trying to remove supernatural forces from Bella's life by leaving was in vain. She's undergone a transformation that he couldn't have even imagined. AU Part 2 coming soon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 103,645 - Reviews: 1373 - Favs: 1,233 - Follows: 1,239 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
For How Long by hayboo reviews
Sometimes the road you're on isn't the road that leads you to where you're supposed to be. Demetri controls Bella. A Cullen will help her make a new life. It can be that easy...right? BxE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,181 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Bella, Edward
Don't Believe Everything You Read by jendill reviews
Bella makes a new friend, only to realize later he's America's hottest actor.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,156 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Bella, Edward
Too Much by yo-digitty-yo-yo reviews
Elena is upset that Stefan is trapped in the tomb. Damon doesn't know how to feel or how to help, and he's had enough of her whining. It's time to get drunk... D/E *on hiatus*
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,477 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 4/9/2011 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Damon S., Elena G.
Control by 0HappyEverAfter0 reviews
Set during "The Sacrifice". Elena is going crazy trying to have some control over her life and takes her frustrations out on Damon. What happens when he inadvertently gives her the control she so desperately needs? Sightly AU. LEMONS!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,478 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Caught in the Middle by mayghaen17 reviews
One night, Elena finds herself alone in the boarding house...a night Elena will never remember and one that Damon will never forget.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 88,189 - Reviews: 694 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Death Everlasting by QuantumFizzx reviews
Can tragedy lead to love? The difference between not feeling anymore... and not feeling any less. Damon and original character. Rate M for subject matter. One-shot.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,833 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Damon S. - Complete
There Will Be Blood by johnnyboy7 reviews
Edward Cullen,25,the son of a Chicago mob boss. He is second-in-command, cold and dangerous. Bella Swan,18,small town girl who has just enrolled as a freshman at Northwestern. A story about how love can survive in the cruelest of worlds.Very OCC.Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 48 - Words: 368,286 - Reviews: 12363 - Favs: 9,390 - Follows: 4,164 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Secrets of the Chase by The-Night-falls reviews
Damon Salvatore is tired of playing nice - he's a dangerous predator after all. No longer content with mere flirting, he decides to take things much further with Elena, in a deeper and darker way no-one saw coming.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,414 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Damon S., Elena G.
Memory Serves by BadBoysAreBest reviews
Elena accidentally asks for her soul mate. What happens when magic delivers 1864 Human Damon? How will the Vampire Salvatore brothers deal? Vampire Damon is tortured by intimate memories of Elena. He feels so close yet far away from her. AU1x14 - COMPLETE -
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 61,387 - Reviews: 1331 - Favs: 1,220 - Follows: 546 - Updated: 12/16/2010 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
The Man Who Can't Be Moved by Jenny0719 reviews
Bella Swan is personal assistant to 'The Sexiest Man Alive', Edward Masen. Their natural chemistry has them giving into temptation, but will Edward's fame tear them apart? Or bring them closer together?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 315,382 - Reviews: 4980 - Favs: 5,038 - Follows: 2,659 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Auction by Angel's blue eyed girl reviews
This takes place in and after 'A Few Good Men' *Note* There are parts of this fic that are silly and at times it's a parody of what could've happened. It's AU and if characters are OOC...don't flame me cause that's what fanfic is about. *Smut Warning*
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 52,990 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Elena G., Damon S.
Turning the Wheel of Fortune by Alina Larin reviews
DMHG story AU HBP. Also includes HarryFleur, BZGD and SSOC in later chapters. Wizarding politics and family relations mixed with a healthy amount of romance. Hermione has been scheming and there is noone better to help her than a certain Slytherin.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 103,202 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
His Beautiful, Haunting Eyes by thecellarfloor reviews
Draco pushed her to the wall, kissed her roughly on the lips, then punched the glass window beside her head. It smashed into pieces and the crowd who had parted for him seconds ago gasped. Hermione couldn't. She couldn't even breathe. What have you done?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,140 - Reviews: 1358 - Favs: 2,587 - Follows: 764 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Inside by Aspect reviews
"Oh god she panicked, swiftly reaching a hand out and confirming her worst fear; she felt the silk lining of what could only be a coffin… a coffin that she was now buried in" Set sometime in S2 D/E - COMPLETE
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 69,084 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Elena G., Damon S. - Complete
Sway by cherbi161 reviews
NEW SUMMARY: One common interest turns the end of summer into a hot and steamy love affair. Will it survive their seventh year. AU. DraHrm and RonHrm
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 170,944 - Reviews: 762 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 8/7/2010 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Falling in Love the Hard Way by Nikki Exley reviews
A series of late night encounters between Damon and Elena finds them growing closer and Elena has to fight her growing attraction to the other Salvatore brother. First chapter is set during the ride home from Atlanta.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,521 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 6/18/2010 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Some Things Change by LiterarySpell reviews
Draco Malfoy wants Hermione. Lucius Malfoy wants her, too. What will happen when she doesn’t want to decide, and her magic chooses for her? HG/LM, HG/DM, HG/LM/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 115,641 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 10/26/2009 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Get Me to You by Chicklette reviews
Winner of Winter 2010 Indie! Pet names and Pop Tarts. Sunday mornings with Etta and Ella. Cibola. Candymouth. You finally realize the truth. What if it's too late? M for drinking, drug use, sex and effing language. ExBxJxAxEm/POV, AH, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,522 - Reviews: 939 - Favs: 1,375 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Pensophile by rollergirl reviews
Draco’s a pensophile - he get's off on the memories he collects in his pensieve. Namely memories of Hermione. DMHG. DH Compliant. Sort of a Dark Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,347 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Broken by inadaze22 reviews
He felt something close to pity for the woman in front of him. And while that disturbed Draco to no end, what really disgusted him most of all was the harrowing fact that someone or something had broken Hermione Granger’s spirit beyond recognition.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 367,993 - Reviews: 5003 - Favs: 6,086 - Follows: 1,853 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Saving your life by lilmisblack reviews
When Hermione is captured by Death Eaters, Severus knows there's only one way to save her. 'What are you doing? ' she asked, her voice shaky. 'Saving your life,' he said, just as he started kissing her neck. Ch 64 up!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 65 - Words: 245,154 - Reviews: 1918 - Favs: 1,907 - Follows: 744 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
A Wonderful Caricature of Intimacy by Countess of Abe reviews
Draco loves his son more than anything in the world. So, when his ex-wife plans to take his son away, Draco asks the most unlikely person for help. Hermione must decide whether changing her entire life is worth helping the man she hates unconditionally.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 137,051 - Reviews: 3668 - Favs: 7,230 - Follows: 1,609 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
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Getting Away With Murder reviews
Bella is a paid assassin traveling down a long road paved with regrets and disappointment. One day she runs into Edward Cullen and her life changes forever. What will happen if Edward finds out Bella's dirty secret? AU. AH. OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Crime - Chapters: 12 - Words: 57,517 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Secrets We Share reviews
Anonymous entry for the 'Loving Bellsper Contest' - One Shot. Bella has been crushing on Jasper since they were young. What happens when Bella gets herself into a sticky situation and doesn't know if she really wants to ever get out? B X J. OCC. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,143 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Sleeping With a Cullen reviews
One-Shot What happens when Bella finds out what the Cullen's like to do in their spare time? B X Em X R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,558 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 34 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Bella, Emmett - Complete