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Better Luck Next Time by Emotion Masen reviews
Bella has always felt like she had the worst luck. Getting pregnant with her son Alex from a busted condom while on the pill. Now 5 years later, her embarrassing & unfortunate luck hasn't changed when she gets locked out of her house in nothing but a bathrobe, 1 slipper & a bag of garbage with her hot new neighbor Edward watching from his porch with a stupid sexy grin on his face.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 95,114 - Reviews: 1896 - Favs: 1,539 - Follows: 2,369 - Updated: 7/25 - Published: 3/3/2014 - Bella, Edward
Quarterback Sneak by jayhawkbb reviews
As a Seattle sports talk radio host, it's my job to give my opinion on the Seahawks new quarterback, Edward Cullen. But maybe I shouldn't have said what I did...you know, about his butt. E/B Rated M for language and adult content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 131,262 - Reviews: 3993 - Favs: 3,129 - Follows: 4,533 - Updated: 7/13 - Published: 8/31/2012
Sperm Donor Wanted by OzellaMarie reviews
What do you do when your biological clock is ticking? Uh? You hit up your best friend's brother for 'donations'. Crazy little drabble fic with all the usual suspects. Edward/Bella-A/H-Humor-Lemons. All the fun stuff!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 109 - Words: 52,178 - Reviews: 5114 - Favs: 1,448 - Follows: 2,124 - Updated: 6/9 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Bella, Edward
Hoarder by lvtwilight09 reviews
I don't know if I'm a hoarder or not, but the house is ridiculous. There's stuff all over the floor. It's everywhere. There's no place to put anything, so it's hard to even begin to figure out how to put anything away...Edward desperately needs help. When professional organizer Bella Swan takes on the job, will Edward get more out of their relationship than just a clean house?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 31,638 - Reviews: 1871 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 886 - Updated: 5/25 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Edward, Bella
Beautiful Stranger by NJNYTwiGals reviews
Newly divorced and single mom Bella decides it's time to let loose and have some fun at her friend's Halloween party. After an encounter with an alluring stranger, Bella's life turns upside down. AH-Cannon Couples. A one-shot turned multi-chapter
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 41 - Words: 308,255 - Reviews: 5095 - Favs: 3,367 - Follows: 3,196 - Updated: 5/10 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Second Time Around by anhanninen reviews
One call changes Edward Cullen's life, giving him a second chance to be the father he always imagined. Piecing together his broken daughter isn't easy, and he soon realizes she needs more help than he can offer. His daughter comes first, but feelings can't always be controlled and he might just find another second chance he didn't count on. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 86,627 - Reviews: 1995 - Favs: 1,491 - Follows: 2,437 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 11/18/2013 - Bella, Edward
Theories of Bellativity by kikki7 reviews
Bella Swan is a physician assistant student trying to survive a grueling clinical year. Add Dr. Edward Cullen, a cocky, irresistible ob/gyn resident. Throw in some chocolate, sprinkle with a few of Bella's quirky theories about life, and see what happens.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 120,217 - Reviews: 4955 - Favs: 5,023 - Follows: 6,352 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Bella, Edward
In Pursuit by Sarge's Girls reviews
A normal night out changes everything for two innocent sisters, who stumble upon something that will change their lives forever. Two brave U.S. marshals have to keep them hidden and keep them safe. How far are they willing to go to do what's right? Are the consequences worth it all? AH/Canon Couples/Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 289,728 - Reviews: 5354 - Favs: 3,343 - Follows: 2,734 - Updated: 12/6/2014 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
OPERATION: Break the Dawn by katinki reviews
An experimental weapon, one of the most lethal chemicals ever created, has been stolen. Its final destination is unknown, but there's no doubt the powerful faction behind the theft is intent on one thing: War. But they didn't count on a fight. A team of Marines, led by Capt. Edward Cullen and accompanied by Dr. Isabella Swan, isn't about to let the world go up in flames. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 111,709 - Reviews: 2798 - Favs: 1,789 - Follows: 2,521 - Updated: 10/22/2014 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Edward, Bella
Boxing Out by MeilleurCafe reviews
Bella is a little lost while trying to make a new life in the Big Apple. Edward is a Manhattan police officer who knows it to the core. They meet at court. Will this new romance be a slam dunk? AH; M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 141,337 - Reviews: 2036 - Favs: 2,640 - Follows: 2,972 - Updated: 9/12/2014 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cullen's Anatomy by LisaDawn75 reviews
Bella is a down on her luck single mom whose son has a severe medical condition. Edward is a medical student whose ethic project is to help Bella and her son find medical care. Neither are too happy with the arrangement and can they work together? AH, BX
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 73,265 - Reviews: 1310 - Favs: 1,075 - Follows: 1,448 - Updated: 8/5/2014 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Edward, Bella
A Bullet from Chekhov's Gun by callmepagliacci reviews
"Charming" was the first deep cover Edward Cullen ever affected, years before he became a spy. Bella Swan is an American girl at Oxford with skills MI6 wants. "Befriending" Bella Swan will be his most challenging mission yet.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 50,169 - Reviews: 1311 - Favs: 983 - Follows: 1,709 - Updated: 7/22/2014 - Published: 9/12/2012 - Edward, Bella
The Babysitter by plummy reviews
Everybody said Rose was perfect for me, and this weekend I was going to find out if it was true. That was the plan, until I met her sister.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 35,055 - Reviews: 727 - Favs: 1,652 - Follows: 2,154 - Updated: 7/17/2014 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Lesson In Love by virginalvampire reviews
New kindergarten teacher Bella Swan leaves her demons behind in Arizona and heads home to Forks, hoping to start fresh. What happens when her fresh start is interrupted by a new neighbor who brings more trouble than peace?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 159,012 - Reviews: 1593 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 1,018 - Updated: 6/27/2014 - Published: 9/28/2012 - Bella, Edward
Tip of the Spear by Robsmyyummy Cabanaboy reviews
The "tip of the spear" - in the military, they are the front line; the initial attack that draws first blood. As a CACO in the United States Marine Corps, Capt. Masen delivers that leading blow, too. He's often faced with handling the collateral damage this life can bring. He's accepted that love & commitment aren't for him…until she opens the door.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 238,971 - Reviews: 7190 - Favs: 3,000 - Follows: 3,260 - Updated: 5/31/2014 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Altered Measure by kitchmill reviews
Edward Cullen is living life in the fast lane. As the lead singer of Breaking Dawn, he gets any woman he wants and makes no apologies for it. But when he sets his sights on timid Bella Swan, his life becomes irrevocably altered. How will he handle being thrown into fatherhood and co-parenting with the introverted beauty?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 95,396 - Reviews: 6483 - Favs: 3,197 - Follows: 2,846 - Updated: 4/3/2014 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bird Girl by TheQueenWriter reviews
The small town girl who doesn't care about his celebrity status. Can Edward change Bella's mind?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 117,622 - Reviews: 2188 - Favs: 1,742 - Follows: 1,957 - Updated: 3/27/2014 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Offbeat by SexyLexiCullen reviews
He's a cop. She's a student. A missed connection during a traumatic time leaves them both longing, until fate brings them back together again. Romance, humor, slight drama. Canon couples. OOC. AU. This is my version of Copward, and this is a working summary.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 97,677 - Reviews: 2697 - Favs: 1,653 - Follows: 2,333 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Edward, Bella
Right on Target by Emotion Masen reviews
Edward Masen has been a ruthless assassin almost his entire adult life, and he was the best at what he did. So he wasn't surprised when mob boss Aro Volturi called him with a job, get rid of Aro's goomah, Bella Swan. Only once Edward comes face to face with Bella, she's nothing like he expected. Faced with a choice, kill her, help her,or make her his... OOC Romance/Drama/Humor
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 179,250 - Reviews: 2887 - Favs: 1,431 - Follows: 1,208 - Updated: 2/18/2014 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Devil by ExquisiteEdward reviews
Bella has a less than stellar love life. That is, until a new neighbor moves in next door. But how long will it take her to overcome her hatred of the cocky, fast-talking, self-absorbed jerk? Humor, no angst. AH E/B.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 134,468 - Reviews: 1816 - Favs: 1,822 - Follows: 1,841 - Updated: 2/18/2014 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Heir and the Spare by sleepyvalentina reviews
My sister keeps telling me the media is way too hard on Prince Edward—that he isn't an arrogant, self-entitled bastard and I'd like him if I got to know him. Right. The more time I spend with His Royal Heinous, the more I want him to leave me alone. But he won't, and since the tabloids already think I'm sleeping with him, he might as well kiss me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 70,721 - Reviews: 6120 - Favs: 4,017 - Follows: 5,822 - Updated: 2/6/2014 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Bella, Edward
Rear View Mirror by Dishie reviews
Bella enjoys her life as a successful chauffeur. After she's offered a position as the private driver for the Cullen family, her professionalism is challenged when Edward doesn't hide his desire for her. Can she fight her own attraction to the sexy entrepreneur? Will she be able to keep her eyes off the man in the rear view mirror?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 205,635 - Reviews: 3830 - Favs: 1,751 - Follows: 1,742 - Updated: 2/1/2014 - Published: 6/22/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Few More F Words by anhanninen reviews
Fatherhood sequel. Five year old Sofia is starting school and Edward can't help but feel his baby is growing up too fast. While he and Bella try to juggle a hyper little girl, careers, and their relationship, they find out their lives are about to change drastically once more. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 65,594 - Reviews: 2407 - Favs: 2,789 - Follows: 3,300 - Updated: 1/31/2014 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sexy Silk by jlho reviews
Bella is a smart mouthed, celebrity hating P.A. to a Hollywood Stylist. Edward is an arrogant Hollywood playboy. What happens when their paths cross on the night of the Globes? Rated M for swears and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 179,340 - Reviews: 3444 - Favs: 4,704 - Follows: 3,726 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Small Bump by thimbles reviews
Pregnancy is an entirely natural process, one I'd studied and seen in all its stages. Yet in that moment, knowing that Bella was carrying our child, a little person somehow knit together from her and me, and the love we shared, it seemed a strange miracle—she seemed a strange miracle. Life, loss, love, and hope. (Angst rating applies to Ch. 1 only.)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,718 - Reviews: 1298 - Favs: 1,334 - Follows: 1,385 - Updated: 1/10/2014 - Published: 8/19/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Outtakes by CaraNo reviews
Outtakes and Futuretakes from most of my stories. And the occasional one-shot. More info inside.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,508 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 589 - Updated: 1/2/2014 - Published: 1/11/2013
Blue Satin and Cowboy Boots by symphiann reviews
There were 4 unwritten laws in Forks during 1883.1-you listened to your Pa.2-You worshipped God.3-You did your chores without complaint.4-You stayed away from the Cullen brothers. I had no problems with those laws until a pair of green eyes looked my way.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 82,555 - Reviews: 2316 - Favs: 1,666 - Follows: 2,317 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Bella, Edward
The Art of Getting Fluffed by ChocolateSparrow reviews
Like every professional, Edward Cullen needs the right tools for the job. But what happens when they just don't work anymore? Cue Bella Swan, an expert at being in the wrong place at the wrong time. The adventures of Bunny and Fluff. Short funny chapters rated M for a reason.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 68,100 - Reviews: 4394 - Favs: 1,748 - Follows: 2,958 - Updated: 11/4/2013 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Edward, Bella
Outbreak by darkNnerdy reviews
An epidemic is sweeping across the globe. People are dying and the world is falling into chaos. In the town of Forks, Washington Bella Swan has a choice to make: join forces with creatures born from nightmares, or suffer at the hands of her own kind. Zombie warning!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,702 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 546 - Updated: 11/1/2013 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Bella, Edward
Drowning, not waving by Bower-Of-Bliss reviews
30 year old Bella Swan is the swimming instructor who teaches the Sunday morning daddy and baby classes.  Although he's a forbidden man, her attraction to Edward Cullen, the newest daddy to join the Waterbabes group, is instantaneous. Can Bella drown her libido and maintain her professionalism? B x E x H2O equals slippery when wet. All Human. Minimal angst. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 154 - Words: 269,062 - Reviews: 9490 - Favs: 3,242 - Follows: 3,516 - Updated: 9/30/2013 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
No Holds Barred by jayhawkbb reviews
When Bella opens her dance studio right next to Edward's bar, will Edward hate her...or will he fall for the girl next door? BxE, AH, OOC, rated M for naughty language and behavior.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 207,603 - Reviews: 2616 - Favs: 3,186 - Follows: 3,998 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Bella, Edward
Penalty Shot by Edward's Eternal reviews
Recently divorced, Bella struggles to find a new life for her and her son Jake. Enter Edward and his son, Emmett. Used to being alone, finding Bella is an unexpected surprise for Edward. Blending their lives together sometimes requires an extra shot on goal to even things up. A simple, heartwarming story of two single parents finding love again, healing and building a new family.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 93,019 - Reviews: 8683 - Favs: 3,320 - Follows: 2,937 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 4/14/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Speak by babylou23 reviews
Bella moves back to folk in hope that her daughter Leah will get better, then Leah makes friends with the boy next door and maybe a father's love is just what the daughter ordered.EXB R&R OCC Copward,daddyward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 78,234 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 875 - Updated: 8/9/2013 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Edward, Bella
The Blizzard by sheviking reviews
Bella is walking home during a blizzard and stumbles on a homeless man on the ground. Despite her better judgment she decides to save him from the cold, and the night turns into something she never expected. ON TEMP. HIATUS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 168,232 - Reviews: 9263 - Favs: 7,536 - Follows: 7,686 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Bella, Edward
To Love Again by jordanfan360 reviews
Bella is a 26 year old kindergarten teacher who has given up on love. Will her new green-eyed student's father change all that for her? Edward is a 30 year old Pediatrician, divorced and father of a 5 year old green-eyed little boy.AH/OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 78,720 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 744 - Follows: 861 - Updated: 5/11/2012 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Bella, Edward
Dragon Stones by katmom reviews
Edward and his dragon, Volterra, believe that Volterra's mate is lost, gone either in death or time. Bella, a servant, discovers and makes a connection with Kathea, a long dead dragon, who asks for help with her daughter. 3RD PLACE WINNER in OUAT Contest
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,750 - Reviews: 727 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 639 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
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Jurassic Park reviews
Crossover between Twilight and Jurassic Park. The gang get together on the Island with Dr. Cullen and Dr. Evenson to see what it's like. However Dinosaur's get let loose and drama and romance ensures. M for lemons and some violence. ExB AxJ EmxR CxEs
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,943 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Bella, Edward
In The Land Down Under reviews
Edward, Emmett, Alice and Jasper all move to Australia with their parents. They decide to vacation on the island of Tangalooma. While there they come across Bella and Rosalie, bestfriends. Romance ensues with a little drama. Slighty OOC AH/AU M for lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,533 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Bella, Edward