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Author has written 8 stories for Twilight, and Maximum Ride.

Fear of insanity. (i would be but...2 l8)

Alliumphobia- Fear of garlic. (OH NO THE GARLIC IS EATING ME)

Arachibutyrophobia- Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth. (i hate that it takes like hours to get it off)

Bibliophobia- Fear of books. (ahh its all wordy and paper filled!!)

Chaetophobia- Fear of hair. (its all hairy and long ahhhh!)

Chromophobia or Chromatophobia- Fear of colors. (hmm so would everything be white or black? cause in light black is the absence of color and whit is all colors. but in like paint black is all colors and whit is the apsence of color!)

Dutchphobia- Fear of the Dutch. (he is all dutchy eww!)

Anglophobia- Fear of England or English culture, etc. (sorry cant be friends with u im afraid of you!)

Ephebiphobia- Fear of teenagers. (i would be afraid of me to)

Ergophobia- Fear of work. (thats me i definitaly have this phobia)

Gerontophobia- Fear of old people. (uggh there so old and wrinkly!!)

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words. (ok who is the horribly mean person who came up with that name! its like hi i have a phobia but im afraid of the word that desribes it.)

Euphobia- Fear of hearing good news. (AHHHHH! your getting married. ahhh! i won 20 million dollars ahhh!)

Nomatophobia- Fear of names. (hi im afraid of my name so im not going to tell u it oh and dont tell be urs unless u like seeing my curled up screaming)

Panophobia or Pantophobia- Fear of everything. (ahhh soup. ahhh spoon. ahhh monkey. ahhh breathing! person procedes to hold breath and diie.)

funny stuff!


You have just received the Amish Computer Virus. Since the Amish don't have computers, it is based on the honor system. So please delete all the files from your computer. Thank you for you cooperation.

i smile because i have no idea whats going on

Im nodding and laughing but Im not listening


How to improve at work

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100.

How about achieving 103? Here’s a little math that might prove helpful.

What makes life 100?

If

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then,
H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98

K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96

But,
A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100

And,
B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103

So, it stands to reason that hardwork and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top.

And look how far this will take you...

A S S K I S S I N G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118

Think about it...and have a nice day at work


I wonder...

- When French people swear do they say pardon my English?

- Aren’t the ’good things that come to those who wait’ just the leftovers from the people that got there first?

- If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

- If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, "I wish you would not grant me this wish" what would you do?

- How come popcorn isn’t a vegetable?

- Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them?

- If scientists were ever going to figure out how to travel through time, wouldn’t we now be seeing people from the future?


This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do!

(I put an X by everything I’ve done! Ya I’m honest! Boo YA!

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly outX
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it X
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking X
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking X
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your headX
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself X
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand X(OOPZ)
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull X(my Bad ok I don’t read!)
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push X
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else X (multiple times sadly….)
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs X
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave X (do it its so fun)
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hairX
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble X
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it X
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard X
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name X (names don’t work 4 me….)
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot X (I couldn’t find shoes)
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it onX
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle X
23. Have run into a closed door X X X X X (to many times 2 count…)
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something elseX
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it X
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke X
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryerX
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk X
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clockX
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it X
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside X
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else X
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot X (I was making sure the water was boiling!)
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on X
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in X (actually no I didn’t cough cough)
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard X
39. Walked into a pole X (if it wasn’t in the way in the first place we wouldn’t have this problem!)
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident X
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on X
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small X
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do. X (I do that constantly)
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it X
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up X
48. Have poked yourself in the eye X
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still onX
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test X
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil X
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it X
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was. X
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were X
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on X
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day. X
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it X
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie X
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa X
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for itX
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence X
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong personX
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another sideX
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions X
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong X
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it X
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out- X
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caughtX
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the faceX
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb X
73. Ran into a door jam X
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid X
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it X
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band X
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren'tX
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people X
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs outX
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off X
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again X
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.X
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about X X X (multiple people!)
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair X (not my fault I made the comb disappear!)
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone X
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people X (ahh the fun of jello!)
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria X (I DIDNT MEAN 2 IT SLIPPED)
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.X
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil X
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named themX
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paperX
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story X
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogsX
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before X
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling. X
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class X
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth

I was honest with u now u be honest with every one else copy and paste this to ur profile and mark all the stupid things u have done! I got

86 out of 100 how many have u gotten!


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sterotypes make me angry like these:

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.
I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd.
I FROWN a lot, so I MUST be a nerd.
I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try.
I'm POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet.
I have more than 5 friends, so I MUST be a prep
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head.
I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports.


YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (well im the only one who can answer my questions.)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (well no one else has the paitience to listen.)

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean taking out someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...' (hmm my friends call it blonde momenet)

You live off of sugar and caffine

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. (no i actually don't)

People think you have A.D.D. (including me...)

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D. (no comment)

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. (umm, no i don't cough cough)

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason (well i find the reason apparent)

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. (yeah theyy just gave up)

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. (yeah i kinda did oppsie!)


A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love

OMG ISNT THAT SAD!!


MY FAV BOOK PAIRINGS:

TWILGHT: JACOB AND LEAH & EMBRY AND LEAH

HARRY POTTER: GINNY AND HARRY

MAXIMUM RIDE: MAX AND FANG & NUDGE AND IGGY


FanFiction Questions...


3. What do you always forget when you upload a chapter for a story?:
Disclaimer . . . It's always the disclaimer.
4. What annoys you most about some stories written by others?:
Finding one that's a really good idea and has an interesting summary . . . just to find that the author can't write worth a crap. It bothers me SO much!
5. What do you find yourself saying most when reading a good story?: That was a really good idea . . . maybe I can use that- Wait! No, that would be plagarism . . . dang it!
6. What do you find yourself saying most when reading a bad story?: LEARN TO WRITE OR QUIT
7. In the last story you read, what bothered you the most?: NOTHIN IT WAS ACTULLY REALLY GOOD

8. Do you feel more compelled to review an incomplete story, compared to one that is completed?: NOT REALY

9. Do you have any friends or family members that are aware of this site?:
Aware, yes . . . they don't participate in the awesomeness though..
10. What is the most disappointing aspect of stumbling across a story?: See answer to question 4!

Me and my friends are the type of people who will buy a Bigfoot costume, find someone to wear it, then run around screaming "BIGFOOT!" . . . just to see what people would do. If this is true about you and your friends Copy and Paste to your profile.


1. Are you a writer or a reader?: Both, NO DIP
2. What is the most frequent error you make concerning your own stories?: GETTIN THE CHARACTERS MIXED UP AND THE PLOT WITH MY MULTIPLE STORIES

I closed my eyes and chanted happy thoughts inside my mind over and over again, just waiting. When nothing happened I opened my eyes and shouted "WHERE'S MY MAGIC FLYING PIXIE DUST," and when nothing happened still I walked about grumbling, "WTF!? What a ripoff, you stupid pixie! Peter Pan guaranteed you would fly. It's false advertisement! FALSE ADVERTISEMENT I TELL YOU!" If this sounds like something you would say, Copy and Paste to your profile.

I'm going to go eat some ravioli, to tame the beast in me, just so I won't make you all look bad with my insane awesomeness. You don't have to understand this, just Copy and Paste!

ZOMG!! The Queen of England's hamsters had babies! I'm going to sell them on the internet for thousands of dollars. I'll be rich! Who doesn't want to own the spawn of royalty?

I am totally for cereal right now. Like Corn Flakes for cereal.

Sometimes, fridges will spontaneously combust . . . it's true.


50 THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT ME UNTIL YOU READ THIS: Done on 11/05/09

1, What color is your toothbrush?

blue and white

2, Name one person who made you smile today

Nate from my soccer team

3, What were you doing at 8 am this morning:

Being rudley awaken by my screaming cousin

4, What were you doing 45 minutes ago?

Eating a carmel apple

5, What is your favorite candy bar?

Snickers

6, Have you ever been to a strip club?

Nope. Hopefully never will.

7, What is the last thing you said aloud?

Fucking Bitch if you want it done do it yourself. (I was Kinda pissed at my sister)

8, What is your favorite ice cream flavor?

Rocky Road

9, What was the last thing you had to drink?

Chocalate Milk

10, Do you like your wallet?

Yep!

11, What was the last thing you ate?

Sweet and sour chicken

12, Have you bought any new clothing items this week?

Ya soccer equetment (socks, jersey, ect)

13, The last sporting event you watched?

Football

14, What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?

butter luvers

15, Who is the last person you sent a text message too?

My friend Alexis

16, Ever go camping?

Yep! Loads of fun!

17, Do you take vitamins daily?

Nope.

18, Do you go to church every Sunday?

No.

19, Do you have a tan?

Yeah, it still hasn't faded. But no complaints! I like my skin this color.

20,Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?

Pizza

21, Do you drink your soda with a straw?

no

22, What did your last text message say?

My dog is freaking evil!!! cuz of her i now smel lik a fucking wet dog!!!! and no Alexis its not funny

23, What are you doing tomorrow

going to school

25, Look to your left, what do you see?

a colored pencil

26, What color is your watch?

dont got one

27, What do you think of when you hear Australia?

A guy wearing one of those hats they wear with an Australian accent saying 'G'day, mate!'

28, What is your birthstone?

Idk wats march

29, Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?

Both. I do both ofit just depends what mood I'm in and how many people are in line.

30, What is your favorite number

17

31, Who's the last person you talked to on the phone?

my aunt

32, Any plans today?

sleepin. Its like 10 tho. I had a soccergame earlier 2day. We won 4 to 1

33, How many states have you lived in?

1

34, Biggest annoyance right now?

Evil sibling

35, Last song listened to?

The boys of fall by Kenny Chesney

36,Can you say the alphabet backwards?

Ya

37, Do you have a maid service clean your house?

Nope

38, Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?

Tennis shoes

39, Are you jealous of anyone?

Not that i can think of

40, Is anyone jealous of you?

Maybe, I dunno.

41, Do you love anyone?

My family, and most of my friends

42, Do any of your friends have children?

Ya but shes 4 years older than me

43, What do you usually do during the day?

Soccer, school, sleep, eat, homework, soccer

44, Do you hate anyone that you know right now?

Not quiet hate, more like can't stand them so don't come near me.

45, Do you use the word 'hello' daily?

No, I saw hi.

46, What color is your car?

Don't have a car.

47, Do you like cats?

No (glares at pic of cat then laughs at kitty dart board)

48. Are you thinking about someone right now?

Yep and his name starts with a D

49, Have you ever been to Six Flags?

No

50, How did you get your worst scar?

Someone tripped me and my elbow caught the side walk so there was a gaint hole in my albow wasn;t perty still aint


Let's start with some humor in my long list of Copy/Pasted stuff! The following stuff is very amusing to me...

Don't follow in my footsteps; I tend to walk into walls.

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

“I am sick of people having a near death experience and saying they saw the light. You know what the paramedics do when they first arrive? THEY SHINE A LIGHT IN YOUR EYE! That’s not GOD…it’s a MAGLIGHT!” ~Tony V.

Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

People who say it can't be done should not interrupt those of us who are doing it.

"What happens if you get scared half to death twice?"

Why is it that some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?

It is wise to walk a mile in a man's shoes before judging him... That way you're a mile away and you have his shoes.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?

Apparently 1 in 5 people are Chinese; there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. it's ether my mom or dad, or my older brother Collin, or my younger brother Ho-chan-chu, but I think it's Colin.

"I know water doesn't bite! What a stupid thing to say! Water doesn't have to bite you! You drown in it you moron!" -Stewie Griffin

"You know, I do not think that means what you think it means." Inigo Montoyez

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day but set the man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

It's all fun and games until the other person loses their sanity.

I'm not insane... i just do whatever the voices tell me to.

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator!

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.

"You mean they're taking the thoughts we think we thought and making them thoughts we think we thought... I think."

"What you call dog with no legs?Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come."

"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."

"I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places."

"Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver."

"Your mama is so fat, when she sings, its over. " (that's on amusing insult!)

"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together."

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Friend's will always be like “well you deserve better” but best friends will be prank calling him saying “you will die in seven days”

Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up.

Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it.

If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?

364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from
strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?

My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it’s gone.

Stupidity is not a crime so you’re free to go.

“Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.”

“An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.”

Life isn’t passing me by, it’s trying to run me over.

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

Did you know Sarcasm is your body’s natural defense against stupidity?

Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hate that.

The pen may be mightier than the sword, but my keyboard can crush your crummy pen!

Don’t call me emo or I’ll cry big juicy tears of blood and pain and then I’ll die and it will be ALL YOUR FAULT.

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each star to a reason I loved you. I was doing fine till I ran out of stars.

To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world.

Some minds are like concrete; thoroughly mixed and permanently set.

Tell the truth and run.

Don’t follow me, I’m lost too.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do kill me?

I’ll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at people you hate.

It doesn’t matter whether the glass is half empty or half full just drink it and get it over with.

Those who throw objects at crocodiles will be asked to retrieve them.

"Set sail in a general that way direction."

It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?

I’m sick of following my dreams, I’m just gonna ask where they're going and hook up with them later.

Do I have to spell it out for you or scream it in you face?

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they go by.

Whose cruel idea was it for the words ‘lisp’ to have an‘s’ in it?

How is it possible to have a civil war?

When French people swear do they say pardon my English?

Aren’t the ‘good things that come to those who wait’ just the leftovers from the people that got there first?

If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?

Who was the first person to say, “See that chicken over there ... I’m gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt”?

Why isn’t chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa
beans, and all beans are a vegetable?

“When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade”

You say I’m not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I’m not cold, I’m hot. I know I’m hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

Don’t mess with me I’ve got a stick.

Darth Vader- "Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!"
Luke Skywalker- "Nah, the rebels have cake."
Darth Vader- "ooh! Can I be a rebel?!"

Life was so simple when boys had cooties

Boys are like slinkies, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

I’m the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n’ slide.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

Of course I’m talking to myself. Who else can I trust?

Let me know if anything I say offends you, I might wanna offend you later.

When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling

When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Sing “I’m Off to See the Wizard” when sent to the Headmasters office.

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.

“When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.”

“Those who don’t learn from history are doomed to repeat it.”

“If you can’t see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.”

A recent survey stated that the average person’s greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you’re telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy.

I’m not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

“Shut it, voices, or I’ll poke you with a spork

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

I call you squishy and you shall be mine. You will be my squishy!

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with sporks

My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen.

Borrow money from pessimists- they dont expect to get it back!

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that cant.

I used to care, but I take a pill for that now.


1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars, see if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put a garbage can on your desk and label it "IN"
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone is over their Caffeine addictions, switch to expresso.
6. Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance to the Prophecy".
7.Don't use any punctuation.
8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
9. Specify that your drive thru order is "To Go"
10. Sing Along at the Opera
11. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
12. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
13. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON I WON!!"
14. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives, they're loose!!"
15. Tell your children over diner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
16. Send this to your friends to make them smile, It's called therapy.


Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

Personaly I think this is really sweet. :)


Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

Another very sweet thing. :)

This is really cute Please read cause I think I almost choked up when I read this...

The person who did this was Jack Benny...

You have to read this it is absolutely beautiful...

Each year he sent her roses,

And the note would always say,

I love you even more this year,

Than last year on this day.

My love for you will always grow,

With every passing year.'

She knew this was the last time

That the roses would appear.

She thought, he ordered roses

In advance before this day.

Her loving husband did not know,

That he would pass away.

He always
liked to do things early,

Way before the time.

Then, if he got too busy,

Everything would work out fine...

She trimmed the stems and

Placed them in a very special vase.

Then, sat the vase beside

The portrait of his smiling face.

She would sit for hours,

In her husband's favorite chair.

While staring at his picture,

And the roses sitting there.

A year went by, and it was

To live without her mate..

With loneliness and solitude,

That had become her fate.

Then, the very hour,

The doorbell rang, and there

Were roses sitting by her door.

She brought the roses in,

And then just looked at them in shock.

Then, went to get the telephone,

To call the florist shop.

The owner answered, and she asked him,

If he would explain, Why would someone would

do this to her, causing her such pain?

'I know your husband passed away,

More than a year ago,'

The owner said,

'I knew you'd call, and you would want to know.'

The flowers you received today,

Were paid for in advance.

Your husband always planned ahead,

He left nothing to chance.

There is a standing order,

That I have on file down here,

And he has paid, well in advance,

You'll get them every year

There also is another thing,

That I think you should know,

He wrote a special little card...he did this years ago.

Then, should ever I find out that he's no longer here,

that's the card that should be sent to you the following year.'

She thanked him and hung up the phone, her tears now flowing hard.

Her fingers shaking,

As she slowly reached to get the card.

Inside the card, she saw that he

Had written her a
note...

Then, as she stared in total silence,

This is what he wrote..

'Hello my love, I know it's been a year

Since I've been gone.

I hope it hasn't been too hard for you to

Overcome.

I know it must be lonely,

And the pain is very real.

Or if
it was the other way,

I know how I would feel.

The love we shared made everything

So beautiful in life.

I loved you more than words can say,

You were the perfect wife.

You were my friend and lover,

You fulfilled my every need.

I know it's only been a year,

But please try not to grieve.

I want you to be happy,

Even when you shed your tears.

That is why the roses will be sent to you for years

When you get these roses,

Think of all the happiness that we had together,

And how both of us were blessed.

I have always loved you and

I know I always will.

But, my love, you must go on,

You have some living still.

Please...try to find happiness,

While living out your days.

I know it is not easy,

But I hope you find some ways.

The roses will come every year,

And they will only stop,

When your door's not answered,

When the florist stops to knock.

He will come five times that day,

In case! You have gone out.

But after his last visit,

He will know without a doubt!

To take the roses to the place,

Where I've instructed him

And place the roses where we are,

Together once again.

Sometimes in life, you find a special friend;

Someone who changes your life

Just by being part of it.

Someone who
makes you laugh

Until you can't stop;

Someone who makes you believe

That there really is good in the world.

Someone who convinces you

That there really is an unlocked door

Just
waiting for you to open it.

This is Forever Friendship

(sob) So sweet!

Sad:
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."

"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Ah, so touching...

A Twilight Survey

Which book in the series is your favorite?

Eclipse

How long did it take you to read the books?

2 mabye 3 weeks

Who introduced you to the books?

My friend Kristen

Did you buy them, borrow them, or have them given to you as a gift?

barrow

Are you most looking forward to: Midnight Sun, or the movie?

Breaking Dawn Movie

What's your dream ending to the series?

Well, Can't really answer that anymore, it's already done. I'm glad about the ending, though. No complaints here! Though she could've done an epilouge...ah well. (Hmm. Don't really have 'no complaints' anymore. lol)

Favorites:

Who is your favorite character?

Seth

Who's your favorite vampire?

Jasper (possitivly love southern men)

Who is your favorite werewolf?

Seth

What's one of your favorite quotes from the stories?

"You're awfully small to be so hugely irritating."- Edward Cullen to Alice in Breaking Dawn

What was your favorite Bella and Edward moment?

Before the fight in breaking Dawn. i mean right before it. When Bella says she knows her fate. I think that's the sweetest thing.

What was your favorite Bella and Jacob moment?

Sadly, when Bella tries to kill Jacob. That and the verbal fight leading up to it.

How about your favorite Bella and Alice moment?

When Alice comes back and they talk about her (Alice) going away. It's sweet.

What was your favorite adventure/battle?

When Edward and Victoria fight

Which book cover was your favorite?

Breading Dawn or New Moon. Between those two.

Are these books among your favorite books of all?

Hmmm. Let me think. (Fakes Pondering) Yes. ABSOLUTELY YES!! These. Books. ROCK!!

Twilight Survey

Bella or Alice

Alice

Emmett or Jasper

Jasper

Edward or Jacob

jake

New Moon or Eclipse

Eclipse

Twilight or Breaking Dawn

Twilight

Esme or Emily

Emily

Carlisle or Charlie

Charlie

Rosalie or Tanya

Rosalie

Rosalie or Alice

Alice

Mike or Edward

mike

Tyler or Eric

Tyler

Eric or Mike

Eric

Team Jacob or Team Edward

Team jacob

Porsche or Volvo

Porsche

'55 Chevy or Volvo

55

Werewolves or Vampire

werewolves

Movie or Book

Book

Bella and Edward or Bella and Jacob

Bella and Edward

Bella's Lullaby or Esme's Favorite

Esme's Favorite

YAY you made it to the ed.virtal cookie for you and you and you and you...

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Death Eater's Child by Healer Pomfrey reviews
What if Harry had a good friend while he was at the Dursleys' and was able to gain a family with a sister, who was magical as well, a Death Eater's child. Completely AU, neglect!Dursleys, adoption, partly OOC, sick!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 45,216 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 1/31/2014 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Amaguq 'Wolf' by ellie82 reviews
A new pack of shape shifters come to La Push after hearing rumours of Werewolves- What happens when three packs meet and Leah gets in the middle. Set seven years after breaking dawn. Will there be a happy ending for our favourite wolves and some new ones.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 73 - Words: 222,939 - Reviews: 860 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Leah - Complete
Camp Disaster by Aquawings reviews
When Fang Grifitths goes to be a counselor at Camp Starlight he expected a horrible summer. But when he meets Max and the gang his summer turns upside down. Juggling Love, Humor, Drama, and little kids, summer is turning into a toughy. Fax,Nazzy,Eggy.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 35,798 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Max, Fang
Charlotte by sun-shine99 reviews
Charlotte loves the La Push boys like they were her family, but one after one they began to slip away. With an abusive father who caused the death of her mother, who will protect Charlotte before her father turn on her? 1st Fanfiction!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 45,441 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Embry - Complete
High School Ride by Xx-Erin-xX-AthrunxCagallifan reviews
All human. Max and her mum and sister have moved to Arizona much to Max's dismay. She doesn't believe that Arizona will have anything to offer her, until she meets Nick Ride, Fang, and his friends and family who call themselves a 'Flock'
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 81 - Words: 262,365 - Reviews: 4891 - Favs: 1,171 - Follows: 958 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Max, Fang
The Legend of the White Wolf by WhiteWolfLegend reviews
When Bella was little she was told that she was a special kind of shapeshifter, one who is destinied and one who can shift into any animal she likes, what happenes after the Cullen's leave she starts to phase again and imprints on sam? SamXBella R:T R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 51 - Words: 88,638 - Reviews: 1128 - Favs: 1,475 - Follows: 689 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 10/17/2009 - [Sam, Bella] - Complete
Fighting Soldier by WhiteWolfLegend reviews
Charlotte's gone & Peter's running back to the place he escaped, only to run into a goddess with fire eyes & brown hair. Bells more powerful & feared then Jazz.. 200years after edward left PeterXBella Ra:M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 60,976 - Reviews: 926 - Favs: 1,140 - Follows: 561 - Updated: 3/6/2012 - Published: 5/23/2010 - [Bella, Peter] - Complete
Star Crossed by Whatever Makes You Break reviews
With her relationship with George on the rocks, doom and disaster haunting her dreams, and not to mention those Nastily Exhausting Wizarding Tests looming in the near future, it's no surprise a memorable year is in store for Winnie and the twins. Part II.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 164,098 - Reviews: 620 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 7/10/2010 - George W., OC, Fred W. - Complete
A Different Life by madmad14 reviews
What if Voldemort had never existed? What if Harry's parents were still alive and he had been raised by them? How would life be different? Read and find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 77,796 - Reviews: 857 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Children of the Moon by Wintermoth reviews
My name is Leah and I'm a shape-shifter. When I was 21, I thought all I wanted to do was go to college, get rid of my wolf, and move on with my life. But after a crazy night and a moment insanity, me and mine are the last hope of a dying race. - Revamped in June 2011. Post BD, cannon pairings. (warning: OLD story)
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 192,527 - Reviews: 1172 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Leah, Seth - Complete
Love, War and Haz by weasleygirl31 reviews
SEQUEL TO FOURTH FRIEND. Hazel Granger has the best boyfriend, best friends and a great life. What could go wrong? Well, Voldemort's alive and her love life gets confusing. See how Hazel takes the pressure of being a teenage witch. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 41,204 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 5/8/2010 - OC, Fred W. - Complete
Dorm Ride by nightwings93 reviews
In order to escape her past, Max gets accepted to her college of choice. Only there's a catch: she has to live in the ALL BOYS dorm! What happens when she meets Fang, the pyrotwins Iggy&Gazzy, and a whole horde of other hot guys? All Human
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 141,577 - Reviews: 3603 - Favs: 1,085 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Complete
When Wings and Wands Collide by Not Here Dont Talk to Me reviews
The Order of the Phoenix has a special task for the flock. But with things like Umbridge and Slytherins in the way, can they succeed? And a more formidable opposition is plotting against them... Will they survive? Set during Harry's 5th year, after Max.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 73,980 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 10/25/2009
Howling At The Moon by AlexMerazluvr reviews
When families get back together after so many years, a love sparks between a young woman and one of her family's close friends.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 25 - Words: 21,978 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Paul, Sam
A Wolf's Love by Dear Casssiee reviews
Cassie is planning to spend her senior year in La Push. She doesn't expect much and she surely didn't expect to fall head over heels for La Push's most violent wolf pack member. But what happens when a rouge vampire takes interest in Paul's Imprint?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 90,161 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Paul
Once Upon A Glance by Fly On Aya reviews
Max's 22. Her mom said she needs a husband. But she doesn't want to. That was before she was saved by the famous Lord Nicholas Grey. Now, Max doesn't know what's going on with her ever since he came stumbling in her life. WARNING: CONFUSING PLOT SETTING
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 42,030 - Reviews: 842 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Max Ride, Meeting by localisedmorphia reviews
Iggy Fang Nudge are one family,Max Gazzy Angel are another. Meet for the first time at school. Iggy hates Lissa,Fang's girlfriend,so does Max. Fang decides likes Max,but so does Iggy. Who'll Max choose, Fang or Iggy?...or Sam, or Dylan
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,351 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Max, Fang
Is This Really Home? by wolflover777 reviews
Fang's next door neighbors adopt Max. He's the popular bad boy in school. She's the tough, sarcastic orphan. Will they get along? Will Max tell them how she became an orphan? First story, so suggestions are very appreciated! Chapter 18 is now up!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 34,779 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Max, Fang
Magical Mayhem: The Phoenix Flies by Vamps-with-Wings reviews
Objectives: Keep flock ready to fight at a moments notice. Stop Fang from being sucked back into the wrong crowd. Easy enough, right? Not exactly, especially with the idea of the school teaming up with Voldemort looming over head. Sequel to Magical Mayhem
Crossover - Harry Potter & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 97,191 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Harry P., Max - Complete
Memoirs of the Lost and Forgotten by Vamps-with-Wings reviews
They thought they were doing us a favor. They thought stealing away our memories was the right thing to do. They thought giving us a normal life was best. They thought losing the only family we had ever known was a small consequence in the bigger picture ... They were wrong.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 61,028 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Fang Venom Must Die! by The Black Rose 1995 reviews
Fang is the king of high school and is now dating the three hottest girls Nudge, Ella, and Bridget. When Max comes she tells them and then helps them get back at him by beaking his heart. But what happens when she starts to fall for him?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,234 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Marauding Maximum Ride by Il Cielo Piove delle Stelle reviews
Max meets the Marauders at Hogwarts soon after she had discovered she was a little magic. She'd been kicked out of her flock, but what happens when they come back, attending Hogwarts, too? Rated K 'Cause I'm Paranoid. Set after STWAOES and Marauder Era!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 19,137 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/22/2010 - Published: 11/2/2009
Waiting for you by Kyliez reviews
callie's life was average, working, coming home. But when she captures his heart, what will happen to the life she's found herself swept up in, and when she disovers Embry's big secret, will she accept him or live "Normally" until there's nothing left?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,687 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Embry, Jacob
Twlight Meets the Flock by maxridelovr1995 reviews
Uhh... not good at summaries, Seth imprints but with who? Fax, Seth x ? Iggy x OC other pairings. T for language. I hope you like it! OOCness at points. ;D flames are welcome!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,808 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Complete
Magical Mayhem by Vamps-with-Wings reviews
What happens when Max and her flock meet Harry Potter and his gang? Will the mayhem cease to exist or will things just get worse? You're about to find out! Better than it sounds I swear! R&R please! Old and new pairings.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 73,812 - Reviews: 715 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Harry P., Max - Complete
Oliver's Girl by PlatonistAmaya reviews
Fallon loves Oliver. He doesn't know. When something happens over the summer, she gets pregnant with Oliver's baby, but he doesn't know it, and she doesn't have any intention of telling him. Through it all, three things remain, life, love, and quidditch.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 77,428 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Oliver W., OC - Complete
Always Be My Baby by Anodynic Love reviews
You think I don't understand you?" "Yeah," "You know what, maybe I don't. Otherwise, why would you be acting like such an ARSE?" Love is hard. OliverOC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 86,520 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 11/26/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Oliver W., OC
Harry Potter and the Tortured Soul by WhenFlyingMonkeysAttack reviews
a HarryGinny. RonHermione paring. It picks up at the end of Deathly Hallowsspoilers included in here before the epilouge starts. My plan is to tell the story of Harry, Ginny and Teddy up to the epilouge. Rated M for Sex,Graphic Violence, Language, ect.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 28,130 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W.
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Leah's a Dreamer reviews
Leah wakes up one day and her entire life has all ready passed her by. She has been to an Ivy Legue college, gotten married, and had 10 kids. Here the heart brak of this wonderfully unrealistic life Leah lives. Or does she really live this life?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,641 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Leah
Saving A Broken Girl's Heart reviews
Jared has a sister with a mysterious past. She grew up with her mom in New York. When her mom dies she moves to LaPush to live with her dad. What happens when one of our beloved werewolves imprint on her. Can they reveal the dark secrets of her past?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,121 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Embry, Jared
Tough Little Boys reviews
Second song-fic. The song is Tough Little Boys by Gary Allen. Fang's POV. About his and Max's daughter Alexis. It may not make since if you haven't heard the lyrics to the song. I have profided those so that shouldn't be a problem. Review please! :
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Fang - Complete
Little Moments reviews
My first sonfic. Fax. Song is Little Moments by Brad Paisley. Look it up on Youtube. Review please. Flames welcome.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Fang, Max - Complete
Making Friends reviews
What if Max and the Flock had a bunch of siblings? What if they met? What surprises come with meeting the rest of your family? Rated T for launguage.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,057 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Max, Fang
Chasing the Moon reviews
All the unimprinted werewolves imprint. could there be some long forgotten and unknown family ties. discontinued
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,452 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/25/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Seth, Paul
Cullens Chat reviews
completely random. i was bored in class one day and wrote this. If you don't get it that's ok its still really funny in my opionion and half of my friends.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Bella - Complete
Werewolf IM chat room reviews
Werewolves IM chat room. Please read leave comments. Realy funny and completely random!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 427 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Seth, Leah - Complete