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Author has written 4 stories for Grimm, Teen Wolf, and Legends of Tomorrow.

copy this if you laugh so hard your lung's lungs fall out

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

EMO=Extravagantly Made Origami

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns...but the bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

You're intoxicated by my very presence

Ociffer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator.

Boys are like Slinkys; useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

Thanks Stephenie, now I will NEVER get a man.

"Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

It's all fun and games until the flying monkeys attack.

Smile first thing in the morning. Get it over with...

Don't worry. When you have kids of your own, you forgive your parents.

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today; it's already tomorrow in Australia.

Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them more.

I intend to live forever. So far, so good...

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

Suicide is Man's way of telling God, "You can't fire me, I quit."

A day without sunshine is, like, night.

When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run like hell.

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.

Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.

Of course I'm talking to myself. Who else can I trust?

You think you're all that and a bag of chips. Well I'm all that and a bag of skittles. So taste my rainbow, bitch.

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't.

I only have PMS on days that end in the letter "y".

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement.

Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepare to shatter.

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.

If you don’t get everything you want, think of the things you don’t get that you don’t want.

Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that, my children, is called cannibalism, and is frowned upon in most societies.

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

ok people i think we call all agree im insane and so can my stalker ghost.

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In a World of What If by Nevalyn24 reviews
What if Eli "Weevil" Navarro had been leaving the police station when Veronica walked in after Shelly Pomroy's party? Disclaimer: All Veronica Mars characters and storylines belong to Rob Thomas, in case you didn't know.
Veronica Mars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 122 - Words: 184,258 - Reviews: 885 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 590 - Updated: 9/23 - Published: 4/4/2014 - Veronica, Weevil
I See What You've Made Me by LowlifeTheory reviews
Lydia Martin is trapped in a world where women are second class citizens. She dreams of a different place, of freedom to unleash the potential she knows she has but she's bound to societies rules, until her father announces that she is to be married. Her husband is not what she expected. At all.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 51,009 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 4/8/2015 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Derek H., Lydia M.
Haven - The Naked Truth by Roseveare reviews
The day started off lousy at the point Jordan realised she was naked in the middle of the grocery store. It went downhill from there.
Haven - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,358 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/26/2014 - Jordan M., Nathan W., Dwight H. - Complete
Wraith Games by Draco-Stellaris reviews
Romance on a hiveship. Contains Wraith, an apprentice worshipper and a rudimentary plot to bridge the gaps in between the romance bits, don't say I didn't warn you. Mature Content / Not suitable for Lanteans or other people who don't like Wraith
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 26 - Words: 62,853 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/9/2014 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Complete
My Isabella by luvsbitca reviews
Stiles is just about to graduate university when he finds about he's about to be a father. When the mother decides she wants nothing to do with the child Stiles steps up as a single dad with the help of his father and the pack. And especially Derek who might have ulterior motives about all the time he is spending with Stiles and his daughter, Isabella. Written for the TWBigBang.
Teen Wolf - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62,296 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 41 - Published: 12/5/2013 - Derek H., Stiles, Sheriff Stilinski, Scott M. - Complete
Of Princess Cupcakes and Permanence by VerityFrancesB reviews
When someone drops a baby off on Derek's doorstep, the first person he calls, well the first person who answers his call, is Stiles. Turns out Stiles is a natural with kids. Sterek, Kid!Fic, mentions of past Derek/Jennifer.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,766 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 75 - Published: 8/16/2013 - Stiles, Derek H., Sheriff Stilinski, Cora - Complete
A Step Too Far by PristinelyUngifted reviews
It started with blood. It started with blood and it led to rage, and this has gone a step too far. Sequel to 'Close Enough.'
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,602 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/29/2013 - Lydia M., Derek H. - Complete
Pretending by MakingChanges reviews
He doesn't correct his doctor when she calls them a couple; he's too busy relishing in the moment of a nonexistent relationship. Stiles & Derek's relationship before after and during pregnancy. Slash, MPREG *but not main focus* don't like don't read.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 24,258 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 7/9/2013 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Stiles, Derek H. - Complete
Shakes All Over Like a Jellyfish by Sushi Chi reviews
When faeries threaten the pack, Derek has to ask a stranger named Stiles for help. Sterek AU.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,676 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 37 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Derek H., Stiles, Isaac, Scott M. - Complete
Sounds Like Love by dalex.allen reviews
Derek meets Stiles in English class. Stiles is deaf. Rated for content and language. **Edited due to critiques of the storyline.**
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,344 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 46 - Published: 2/6/2013 - Derek H., Stiles - Complete
A Place We Call Home by Kouri Arashi reviews
Follow-up to 'Coming Undone'. Stiles and the others decide to expand the pack. There's this kid Derek met in a cemetery named Isaac... -now with added Erica!-
Teen Wolf - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,598 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Isaac, Erica R. - Complete
That Unfortunate Situation by 74days reviews
Derek Hale, 3rd Duke of that name has an unfortunate run in with the young Baron of Stiles - accusing the young man of being a fortune hunter. Regency Romance meets Sterek.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 60,842 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 1/9/2013 - Published: 12/5/2012 - Derek H., Stiles - Complete
But It's Better If You Do by sawruhr reviews
A story about hummus, pretend boyfriends, and the awkward situations they lead to. A series of oneshots. Gary/Rachel
Alphas - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,930 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Rachel P., Gary B.
It's Okay by OnAShip reviews
With nowhere else to send him, Child's Service worker Melissa McCall ends up taking her newest case, Isaac Lahey, home with her. Isaac's got a bad attitude and a habit of throwing punches. But staying with Melissa proves to be good for him. But, of course, there's Scott, who Isaac finds himself liking a bit too much, which complicates his finally okay life. Rated M for a reason.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,987 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 40 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Isaac, Scott M. - Complete
Queen of the Heights by LowlifeTheory reviews
Lydia Hale is the queen of her little world, until the new neighbours arrive to turn that world upside down. 1950s AU.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,631 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Derek H., Lydia M. - Complete
Abomination Thursdays by linksofmemories reviews
fanfic100 challenge for Castiel/Meg. Megstiel. Will not be completed, read at your own risk.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 53,616 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Castiel, Meg
This Is Pack by LowlifeTheory reviews
The highlights of Scott's journey through his mom's unexpected pregnancy, and the trouble with sensitive wolf hearing. Some swearing and sexual situations mentioned.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,431 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Scott M., Derek H. - Complete
Making It Work by XMiss NocturneX reviews
Bella got pregnant after a one night stand with her boyfriend. Now she's moving back home to live with her Dad and her brother Emmett with her baby. She set on surviving and sacrificing everything for her son. Non-Canon, All Human, B/J, R/E, Em/A
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 15,734 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Meeting The Family by tobinfic reviews
"So, let me get this straight," Jess said, "Your parents are both new age, hippy-type people who founded a commune. You were born in a commune?" Sequel to Not Exactly Wedding Of The Year.
Primeval - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,403 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Becker, Jess P. - Complete
Home Is Where the TARDIS Is by ShainaNight reviews
Let's just say the Doctor and Amy are bringing a whole new meaning to the phrase 'married, with children'. Third part in the trilogy begun by Fountain of Youth.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 61,500 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 6/16/2011 - Published: 2/2/2011 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
The guide to Becoming Human by 555emms reviews
Follows the lives of Adam, Christa and Matt from Becoming Human. Plans go awry after a dodgy English lesson, and a series of events unfolds before their eyes. Rated T for language.
Being Human - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 35,749 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/19/2011 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Adam, Christa - Complete
Daughter of Apollo, Lord and God of the Plague by Thunder S Silence reviews
Kyle has spent her entire life isolated from society with her mother. Now, due to an unforseen accident, she must leave her home and search for the family she's never known in her entire eleven years of living. How will she fare alone in the big NYC?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,098 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Apollo
A New Beginning by Synchronicity83 reviews
Helen is pregnant. Nikola is the father. Helen is confused and alone..this is the edited version of the first chapter that I had put up for "A New Beginning"
Sanctuary - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,851 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Helen M., Nikola T.
Undisclosed Desires by KeeperoftheNine reviews
A slightly fluffy piece about the relationship between Steve the Wraith and a young historian whilst he was imprisoned on Atlantis. Rated M for future adult content.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,536 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Steve - Complete
Sign of the Wolf by Ghrei reviews
It started to move down the aisle towards the crates, claws making ominous clicks with every step. "Canus lycanthropos," breathed Helen. "A werewolf."
Sanctuary - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,524 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Henry F.
Come What May by Knblair86 reviews
Imprint story! Bella gets more than she bargained for when she confronts Jake. Many bumps along the road, but can Paul and Bella's love survive anything? Cullens, Vitoria, love, hate...Can i friendship survive?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 82,114 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 833 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Bella, Paul - Complete
His Oracle, Her Sun by Yellow Fluffy Cloud of Doom reviews
The last verse of the prophesy rang through her head. "By the end of a summer beguiled, the Oracle of Delphi will be left with child..." She couldn't believe the words, even if they came from her own mouth. He was the sun, not a father, not a lover... R/A
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,554 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 4/24/2010 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Rachel D., Apollo
Play Nice by Child of Loki reviews
Why is Henry having such a difficult time getting along with the Sanctuary's new guest? Only Magnus seems to know the real reason, and she's bound to secrecy. Chapter 4 up! Henry/OC
Sanctuary - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,593 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Henry F.
Don't Die Before I Do by Snapjinx reviews
Post-"Sleepers". Nikola has adjusted to his new life. Helen hasn't. She'll do anything to keep another of the Five from leaving her. And, in the process, she will finally realize why Nikola in particular means so much. TIS FINITO! :D
Sanctuary - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,629 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Nikola T., Helen M. - Complete
Baby Grands Sanctuary Edition by Serenitychan13 reviews
Series of thousand-word ficlets dealing with Nikola Tesla and a Siren original character. Twenty-six installments will cover their relationship from beginning to end. Flames unwelcome. React badly to OCs? Don't read. Rating for mature situations.
Sanctuary - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,963 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Nikola T.
New Light by imissyoulikehell reviews
Leah/Jasper pairing.Leah imprints on Jasper after the Volturi battle. The story of their struggle to accept their love and all that comes with it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,742 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Leah, Jasper
Full Moon by Mmm.Bby reviews
Bella started feeling different changes with her body. A week after Edward left her stranded in the woods, Bella has had the biggest change of her life. Rated M for future Mature Content and Language. No it is not a Bella/Jacob story! 18 only! Lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 52,802 - Reviews: 701 - Favs: 1,535 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Bella, Paul - Complete
My Jasper by WingsRider reviews
His piercing golden eyes locked with mine intensely, never swaying with his decision. "I want you, Jasper." Jasper/Leah. Don't like, don't read. Complete!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,530 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 3/19/2009 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Jasper, Leah - Complete
A Girl and Her Wolf by Ms.WrightingFantasy reviews
After the fall of the Dark Lord, Pansy’s seventh year at Hogwarts is going terrible. On top of the way everyone has been treating the Slytherin’s, the werewolf is the DADA teacher again, and he’s got an infuriating smile.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,338 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Pansy P., Remus L.
Support by Leonaria Dragonbane reviews
Sabretooth never asked to be a father but when his accountant dies and leaves him three months late on the child support he has to investigate. What he finds stirs old memories, and new dangers. Can a Sabretooth change his stripes? Complete
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 55,492 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/26/2007 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Sabretooth - Complete
To Love and Be Loved by Carnivalgirl reviews
The story of Remus and Tonks, from the end of HBP to the end of DH. A story of finding and keeping love and happiness, unfortunately accompanied by desperation, conflict and loss. Includes missing moments: the wedding, the baby, the death and more. RLNT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,869 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/20/2007 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Remus L., N. Tonks
Not Quite a Beauty, Very Much a Beast by danger.angel reviews
In which Marcus is a monster and Katie refuses to be a victim.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,061 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/12/2006 - Marcus F., Katie B. - Complete
Moonflower by Serpentina reviews
Sometimes love hides itself so deep in the shadows, we find it just when we're suddenly facing the darkness. After an incident during the summer break, Remus Lupin appears to Pansy Parkinson in different light...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,927 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/30/2002 - Published: 4/3/2002 - Remus L., Pansy P.
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Words Mean Nothing
Kendra helps Mick through a problem that has plagued him his whole life. I'm crap at summaries and i know its short and sorta rushed but its been bouncing around in my head and I just had to get it out.
Legends of Tomorrow - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/18 - Mick Rory / Heat Wave, Kendra Saunders/Chey-Ara/Hawkgirl - Complete
The Bear and The Wolf reviews
Holly Clark and Barry Rabe have found them selves tangled up together after nature decided that these two would have more to do with each other that anyone ever thought. This is an re-edited version of the same story I wrote a few years ago. Mild language and lemons
Grimm - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,525 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Holly C., Barry R.
Blood Demon
An old friend of Derek's stirs up trouble for the good of the group. I suck at these so there is a bigger summery at the bottom the the first chap. Big spoilers throughout cross over fic with teen wolf/sanctuary Reviews are loved
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,126 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 8/3/2013 - Isaac, Derek H., OC
My Many Lives reviews
Layla has an interesting life to say the least. When she has to share her mind and body with six other people, most of them trying to ruin her life she just wants to get through the day with out killing someone.But when Isaac Lahey gives he a hand her life changes once again. trigger themes, mild angst
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,119 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 8/23/2013 - Isaac, OC