Author has written 4 stories for Grimm, Teen Wolf, and Legends of Tomorrow.
copy this if you laugh so hard your lung's lungs fall out
Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!
EMO=Extravagantly Made Origami
You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?
I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns...but the bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.
You're intoxicated by my very presence
Ociffer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!
Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator.
Boys are like Slinkys; useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
I ran with scissors, and lived!
Thanks Stephenie, now I will NEVER get a man.
"Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton
When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.
I don't obsess! I think intensely.
It's all fun and games until the flying monkeys attack.
Smile first thing in the morning. Get it over with...
Don't worry. When you have kids of your own, you forgive your parents.
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today; it's already tomorrow in Australia.
Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them more.
I intend to live forever. So far, so good...
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
Suicide is Man's way of telling God, "You can't fire me, I quit."
A day without sunshine is, like, night.
When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run like hell.
My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.
Of course I'm talking to myself. Who else can I trust?
You think you're all that and a bag of chips. Well I'm all that and a bag of skittles. So taste my rainbow, bitch.
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.
There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't.
I only have PMS on days that end in the letter "y".
I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement.
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
If you don’t get everything you want, think of the things you don’t get that you don’t want.
Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.
My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.