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Author has written 15 stories for Super Smash Brothers, Pokémon, Earthbound, Legend of Zelda, Donkey Kong Country, Mega Man, Sonic the Hedgehog, and My Little Pony.
Fanfiction has become a lifestyle. and one that I follow. I have changed since I came here several years ago. I fill my stories to the brim with vividness that draws you in and keeps you from getting out. But I still have much to learn, and I will. Nothing is going to stop me from becoming one of the greatest fanfiction authors of all time. And after that, I shift my sights to fictionpress...and beyond into the realm of infinite possibilities.
Name: Mr. Not Happening
Catchphrase: Got a problem? Deal with it!
Minecraft Username: Apollo181
Current Theme: "You Can't Take Me (I'm Free)" by Bryan Adams
Currently #1 on my "favorite fanfiction authors" list: Silver Azure
Currently #1 on my "most jerkish fanfiction authors" list: OathKeeperRoxasNamine09
Favorite Game: The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword
Games I Really Want: Luigi's Mansion: Dark Moon, Pikmin 3, Super Smash Brothers 4, The Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker HD, The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds, Mario Kart 8, Super Mario 3D World, Kingdom Hearts III, Pokemon Y Version
Quote of the Month: "How dare you? HOW DARE YOU?!" - Fluttershy (MLP:FIM)
Current Stories In-Progress
Super Smash Brothers
Mario Golf: Advance Tour: Romance Version (HIATUS)
Pokemon: Return of the Shadows
Earthbound: Wrath of the Gigans
Mario Tennis: Power Tour: Romance Version (HIATUS)
Super Smash Brothers: The Final Battle (HIATUS)
Whose Pony Is It Anyway
The Legend of Zelda: Waker of the Winds
Sonic the Hedgehog: The Rewrite of the Fourteen
Animal Crossing New Leaf Info:
Friend Code: 1934-1738-6885
Real men admit when they're wrong
Real men can forgive those who have wronged them.
Real men hug their parents.
Real men aren't afraid to cry.
And real men wear pink!
Because pink is a manly color!
Friend v. Best Friend
A friend comes to bail you out of jail. A best friend sits with you in the cell saying "Damn, that was fun."
A friend watches you play video games. A best friend plays with you even if they don't particularly like the game.
A friend wishes you luck when you're about to do something you know will embarrass you. A best friend grabs your arm and says "Don't do it."
A friend congratulates you on an accomplishment. A best friend parties with you all night long.
A friend will cheer you up when you're sad. A best friend makes sure you're always happy.
A friend consoles you after one of your relative's funerals. A best friend cries with you.
A friend is always there for you to hold on to. A best friend will never let you go.
The Rant Section
One of the main problems of Sonic 06 was the bestiality between Sonic and Elise. People hated it. I hated it. Yet with Shadow and Maria, (not the atrocity of a fancharacter known as Maria Robotnik the Hedgehog. The real, human Maria Robotnik.) bestiality is suddenly okay? Why? Because it has Shadow? If anything, Shadria should be hated more than Sonlise, since Shadow is more popular than Sonic. But people continue to hate on Sonic 06, bestiality, and the Sonlise pairing, while supporting Shadria. I think there's a good old-fashioned word for people like that. What is it again? Oh yeah. HYPOCRITE!
Twilight Alicorn Rant
What the buck is so bad about this?! Let's break some facts down. Is it still Twilight Sparkle? Yes. Does she still have the same personality? Yes. Does she have god-like magic powers now? No. Does she have wings? Yes. Are wings a bad thing in the MLP universe? Unless your heart is as cold as your reception of Alicorn Twilight and you for some reason hate Fluttershy, the answer is probably a big fat no! So, is Twilight Sparkle becoming an Alicorn something to get do worked up about? Is it really as horrible as everypony says it is? Do we really need to hate on it? youtube.com/watch?v=v79edUcUsB0. Besides, you're all gonna watch season 4 anyway, and you'll realize that I'm right. That it is just Twilight Sparkle with wings. That is isn't something to get mad about! I am The Zelda Big Macintosh, and I proudly stand as Pro-Alicorn Twilight!
Sonic the Hedgehog
#1: Taiream (TailsXCream)
The most awesome couple ever! They're both awesome characters, and they're just so cute together! Honestly, how can you not like this couple? (Being an idiotic Tailsmo supporter doesn't count.)
#2: Shadouge (ShadowXRouge)
Another couple that only the world's biggest idiots would hate. What people really need to hate is their own stupidity of thinking Rouge actually likes Knuckles. She's scamming him to steal the Master Emerald, idiots. There's no such thing as Knuxouge, there never has been, and there never will be. Shadouge is awesome. End of discussion.
#3: Sonamy (SonicXAmy)
Screw all you mother fuckers that bash this couple! Sally is gone, Shadamy doesn't make any sense, and all the other couples that go against Sonamy are either dumb, like Sonouge, or just plain wrong, like sonadow or sonails. And so what if Sonic and Amy are three years apart in age? All it means is extra time waiting until they're both of legal age to marry. Sonamy rules.
#4: Silvaze (SilverXBlaze)
If there's a couple that comes close to Taiream in awesomeness, its Silvaze. There isn't really much to say about this couple, other than it's really cute.
#5: Charaffron (CharmyXSaffron)
For those of you who don't know who Saffron Bee is, she is Charmy's girlfriend from the archie comics, though archie kept her while Charmy went to SEGA, ence the Tails/Charmy rivalry for the attention of Cream. But I say we shouldn't forget about Saffron.
#6: Knuxkal (KnucklesXTikal)
Before anyone says anything, let me tell you something. Knuckles and Tikal are NOT FREAKING RELATED! For me, this just works out. Tikal is the only female character that doesn't have anyone to be with, and Knuckles is the only male character with the same problem. Add to that the fact that they are both the same species, and you've got a very awesome couple. And again, THEY AREN'T RELATED! So fuck off!
#7: Jetave (JetXWave)
I know they're a few years apart, but so are Sonic and Amy, and Tails and Cream, and they are awesome couples. So don't criticize couples because of age difference.
#8: Vecnilla (VectorXVanilla)
Vector is as awesome as the rest of the Chaotix, so I see fit to give him something. And since he's got an insane crush on Vanilla, what I give to him is my support for that pairing.
Legend of Zelda
#1: Telink (LinkXTetra)/ Toon Zelink (Toon LinkXToon Zelda)
I can't decide which one is better. Both couples are absolutley adorable. I watched a walkthrough of The Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks, and I learned two things. One, that I need to get that game myself, and two, that Toon Zelink is such a damn cute couple.
#2: Komedli (KomaliXMedli)
If you don't know who I'm talking about, play Loz the wind waker, its awesome. And so is this couple. It's obvious they care for each other. So freaking cute!
#3: Zelink (LinkXZelda)
If ever there was a time for these two kiss, it was at the end of Skyward Sword. There was so much buildup to one! But Miyamoto still strings us along like puppets. I can't decide whether to love him or hate him for that.
Call me Pollyanna and say I'm crazy as a loon, I don't care! The origin of Ness's hat couldn't have come from a cuter pairing. And if you disagree that Ninten and Ana are Ness's parents, then I got two words for ya: SUCK IT! Know why? Because IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU DISAGREE!
First off, let's get things straight. There is an age difference, yes. But it's only two years! Yet people instead support DusterXKuma, and their age gap is bigger than the Lucatora gap! If you don't like this couple, that's your opinion. But let me just say, Duster is a thirty-something bum who lives in his dad's basement!
Summon Night Swordcraft Story
Well, it's pretty much canon. And cute.
Pretty much implied by their interactions on Claire's home island. And, again, cute.
All you SlashXLinda shippers can go to hell.
They're both brats, as was said in Snowboard Kids 2, so I think it works.
They're the only two left, and they do look sort of cute together.
#1: Mudshipping (IsaacXMia)
Whiny Valeshipper: But Isaac married Jenna in The Lost Age!
Me: STFU! That game was non-canon!
#2: Flameshipping (GarretXJenna)
Whiny Valeshipper: But Isaac married Jenna in The Lost Age!
Me: STFU! That game was non-canon!
#3: Windshipping (IvanXSheba)
Cute. 'Nuff said.
Need I say anything? An awesome couple, plain and simple.
Once again, no need for a long comment. Just three words: pretty dang awesome.
Awesome couple. No extra commenting.
#1: Pokeshipping (AshXMisty)
Are you listening, Satoshi Tajiri? BRING MISTY BACK! You know why your biggest series' ratings have gone down by two thirds since the end of Master Quest? Because Misty left the show! Why was there a periodic rise in ratings during the Hoenn seasons? Because Misty came back for a few episodes? Why did the ratings go down even lower (to about a millionth of what they originally were during the Kanto and Orange Islands seasons) afterwards? Because Misty was gone again AND Dawn replaced her! Why was the ratings rise due to Dawn's leaving the show still very low? Because Misty wasn't brought back! How can the series begin to revive itself? By Misty PERMANENTLY (emphasis on PERMANENTLY) returning to the show! It's what the fans want, and it's what will make the show popular again! Satoshi Tajiri, listen to the outcries of fans. Putting in new characters to keep it fresh for younger generations isn't working. Bring back the original characters. You can keep changing the regions and their native pokemon, but the characters were what made the show what it was!
#2: Smartkidshipping (MaxXMolly).
I love this pairing. It's so cute! And Max kicks ass so he needs some love. Audrey and Kaitlyn from Destiny Deoxys can just fuck off.
#3: Penguinshipping (DawnXKenny)
Kinda cute. Mostly I just want Dawn away from Ash. Unfortunately, it means I won't get to see Dawn get her ass kicked by Misty.
#4: Contestshipping (MayXDrew)
Again, a kinda cute couple. Again, I just want May to stay away from Ash. And again, an ass kicking from Misty I won't get to see.
#5: Breedershipping (BrockXSuzy)
I don't really have anything much to say about this pairing. I just...don't. I love this paring, I think it's cute, and all that jazz.
#1: Pikatic (PikachuXTogetic)
Buneary, just fuck off! Pikachu doesn't love you! Why is a simple diving catch so interesting or attractive, anyway? I could make a diving catch if I wanted to, no problem. Just leave Pikachu alone!
#2: Bunolu (BunearyXRiolu)
People geek out about the LucarioXLopunny pairing, but I think a pairing of their pre-evolved forms is better, not to mention a hell of a lot cuter.
#3: Masqueautifly (MasquerinXBeautifly)
May and Drew have Beautifly and Masquerin, respectively. They apparently breed quite well together. A pretty good couple as far as pokemon couples go.
#1: Rikato (RikaXTakato)
Best. Digimon. Couple. Ever.
#2: Takumi (TakuyaXZoe)
Awesome couple? Yes. Do I know why they didn't kiss in the show? Because the creators of the show are cruel. Should they have kissed? HELL YEAH!
#3: Takari (T.K.XKari)
All I have to say is SCREW DAVIS TO HELL!
#4: Taiora (TaiXSora)
Fuck Matt! He doesn't deserve the money he makes as a rock star! He ruined the original Digimon series, which is worth more than his salary plus seven-hundred billion electric guitars!
#5: Marshino (MarcusXYoshino)
The main couple from season 5 of Digimon. The most memorable moment was when Kristy pwned them with her 'married couple' joke.
#6: Keenisty (KeenanXKristy)
Another couple from season 5. Very cute. You can tell they have a thing for each other.
They are NOT FREAKING RELATED. Nintendo actually created Toadette to give Toad a girlfriend. So fuck off.
These two are the two playable characters you can choose from in Mario Golf: Advance Tour, and they are just so cute together! I can imagine, after they win the Links Doubles Cup. They hug each other in joy, then realize how close they are to one another and pull apart blushing. Ella starts to walk off of the podium, but Neil grabs her hand, and Ella walks back over to him. Ella starts to question what he's doing, but she doesn't finish before Neil puts his hand on the side of her face, draws her close, and kisses her. ...I told you I was a sucker for romance, right?
The playable characters from Mario Tennis: Power Tour. I see just as much romance between these two as I see between Neil and Ella.
Seriously, Nintendo, when will Mario and Peach get together?
Same for these two. Geez, Nintendo.
I see a lot of stuff about this couple, and I have to admit it's pretty cute!
Alvin and the Chipmunks
#1: AlvinXBrittany (Alvittany)
The most awesome AATC couple ever! They obviously like each other, and they're perfect for each other.
#2: SimonXJeanette (Simeannette)
As if it wasn't already obvious enough how Alvin and Brittney feel. Simon and Jeanette really do love each other, but they don't want to risk their friendship.
#3: TheodoreXEleanore (Theanore)
This is probably the most obvious of the three couples. They're truly in love, but neither one has the courage to tell the other how they feel.
Ann is the cutest girl in the Harvest Moon series, in my opinion. So I always marry her. Cliff can be with any other girl for all I care (except Karen, she belongs with Kai). ANN IS MINE!
They really look cute together, and they just love each other so much but won't admit it yet.
The cute young couple of the series. They even have a scene you can get in Harvest Moon 64 if you befriend both of them. I do so adore young love! If the scene in Harvest Moon 64 isn't enough proof, then get this: In Harvest Moon Back to Nature, you can get a scene where May says she wants to marry Jack when she's older, and if you tell her to hurry and grow up, Stu gets mad! But if you tell May it probably won't happen, she is fine with it and Stu is happy! If that ain't proof these two are a very cute couple, then I don't know how to convince you.
This couple is very cute! I hope MML3 will make a comeback.
Donkey Kong Country
#1: Diddy KongXDixie Kong
How cute is this? As cute as can possibly be for a couple of monkeys.
#2: Donkey KongXCandy Kong
Rumored relationship? Sure, DK, sure.
Pretty much just a "DUH!" and a "Boss never even had a chance!"
I just can't see Pashmina with Howdy. Dexter obviously loves her more. When he sets up a booth at the carnival, the game is about Pashmina. He would freeze himslef in a block of ice if just to please Pashimina. And when Penelope cries, Dexter would beat Howdy to the punch in trying to comfort her and find out why she's crying, because he hates to see Pashmina or anyone close to her in any bad mood! Face it, Howdy. You are way too far outmatched.
You can tell Spat likes Harmony, because he blushes when Harmony gets in his face in an episode of the anime.
Both of the "I'm better than everyone." hamsters.
Makes sense plus cute equals awesome!
Hannah is one of Howdy's childhood friends, and the only one who can even remotely stand Howdy's terrible puns.
#1: Commander ShepardXAshley Williams
#2: Garrus VakarianXTali Zorah vas Normandy Nar Raaya
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
#1: Scootabloom (ScootalooXApple Bloom)
As an Appledash shipper, I see Scoots and AB as a younger version of RD and AJ. And I do so adore young love. And no, this isn't supposed to be my way of saying that I'm not against homosexuals!
#2: Appledash (ApplejackXRainbow Dash)
These two are so great together. They just match. They're both competitive, both light on their hooves, both tomboyish (or tomcoltish, I guess is more like it), and they both set their goals and never let anything stop them.
#3: Rarishy (RarityXFluttershy)
Fluttershy has her "fru-fru girly spa days" with Rarity for more than the free massage. She also wants to spend time with her favorite mare. And Rarity's bad luck with colts such as Prince Blueballs and Fancypants will tip her off eventually that she can't continue to fool herself.
#4: PinkieSparkle (Pinkie PieXTwilight Sparkle)
What's weird is that Pinkie didn't gasp, freeze, and then run away when she first saw Cranky Doodle Donkey. So she must have been thinking something besides 'Hey, a new friend!' when Twilight said hi to her. Something along the lines of 'Oh my Celestia! This mare is the most beautiful pony I've ever seen, and she's talking to me!'.
#5: Cheeritosh (CheerileeXBig Macintosh)
The love potion made these two all...googly over each other. But I don't think Twilight would intend for it to be that powerful. After all, she was helping the CMC get Big Mac and Cheerilee on a date, but she wouldn't have planned what happened. So Mac and Cheerilee must've already had eyes for each other and the potion just gave them an extra push in the right direction. Maybe too big a push, but a push nonetheless.
#6: SweetieSpike (Sweetie BelleXSpike)
Spike's crush on Rarity is just a phase, and if the little scene from A Canterlot Wedding Part 2 is anything to go by, it seems Spike has some interest in Sweetie Belle. And Sweetie seems to like Spike as well.
#7: SoarinFire (SoarinXSpitifre)
I have run out of things to say for now...so...
#8: ShiningCadance (Shining ArmorXPrincess Cadance)
First off, I hate Queen Chrysalis for making me think Cadance was a Gilda. Anyways, you gotta love the hardship these two go through in A Canterlot Wedding. Makes the ending a whole lot more satisfying.
#9: LyraBon (Lyra HeartstringsXBon Bon)
Well, they obviously hang out together for a reason, right?
#10: DoctorDerpy (Doctor WhoovesXDerpy Hooves)
#11: BraeHeart (BraeburnXLittle Strongheart)
I love the classic Disney animated movies, and this pairing and their relationship kinda reminds me of Pocahontas.
#1: Ice Climbers (PopoXNana)
Sonic the Hedgehog Series
Favorite Male Characters
Favorite Female Characters
NOTE!!: I am basing this on the superstars who I think have done the most in their careers, not on my favorites.
#3: Hulk Hogan
#2: "HBK" Shawn Michaels
#1: The Undertaker
#5: Donkey Kong
#4: Lanky Kong
#3: Dixie Kong
#2: Funky Kong
#1: Diddy Kong
"He's back again, and about time too.
That is all thats needed to say about Diddy. I, for one, can't wait until Donkey is old, and Diddy is the hero of the the series.
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
#5: Pinkie Pie
What's there not to love about Pinkie? She's energetic, optimistic, and a better singer than even Sweetie Belle! Pinkie Pie is always cooking something up, be it baked goods or a Pinkie Pie style party, with the Element of Laughter, there's never a dull moment!
#4: Big Macintosh
He may not talk much, but that's because he doesn't need to. He can kick anypony's flank. Even Fluttershy won't trifle with Big Mac.
Spike is so lovable! He can be supportive or cynical, happy or mad. But always cute!
#2: Rainbow Dash
The fastest in Equestria, heck, the world, and the only pony to beat a transformer (although it was only Starscream).
Scoots reminds me of myself if I were a girl. She's a pony with a small group of good friends, a set of goals that she will meet at any cost, and a scooter she likes to ride around on. It's for that reason that I think Scootaloo is Best Pony!
I'm a brony and damn proud OF IT!
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