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Joined 12-15-09, id: 2180143, Profile Updated: 02-05-17
Author has written 12 stories for Earthbound, Legend of Zelda, Donkey Kong Country, My Little Pony, Super Smash Brothers, Hamtaro, and Digimon.

NOTE: I have started posting on Fimfiction as well, so if ponies float your boat, go ahead and check it out.


Name: Mr. Not Happening

Catchphrase: I'm just better. Deal with it.

Minecraft Username: TheLoZKing

Theme Song: "I'm Still Here" by John Rzeznik.

Favorite Game Series: The Legend of Zelda

Games I Really Want: Kingdom Hearts III, Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, Pokemon Moon

Confucius Say: "Study the past if you would define the future."

1: Super Smash Brothers for 3DS and Wii U

2: Earthbound: Wrath of the Gigans

3: Whose Pony Is It Anyway

4: The Legend of Zelda: Waker of the Winds

5: Hamtaro: The Amazing Adventure

6: The Legend of Spyro: The Forgotten Echo

Future Planned Multi-Chapter Stories

1: EquestriaBound

2: DragonBall Z Abridged: Sonic Style

NOTE: DragonBall Z Abridged: Sonic Style will be a non-profit, fan-based adaptation/parody of a non-profit, fan-based parody. DragonBall, DragonBall Z, and DragonBall GT are all owned by Funimation, Toei Animation, Fuji TV, and Akira Toriyama. DragonBall Z the Abridged Series is a parody created by TeamFourStar. Sonic the Hedgehog is owned by SEGA and Yuji Naka. Please support both the official releases of the series' as well as TeamFourStar's abridged parody.

3DS Friend Code: 1934-1738-6885

Favorite Characters

Sonic the Hedgehog Series

Favorite Male Characters

#5: Sonic the Hedgehog
Rival to Mario, and the mascot of SEGA, Sonic has a love of adventure and a can-do attitude. He's also got a strong sense of justice and is always there to protect his friends and allies whenever Eggman, Metal Sonic, or some other evil being is up to no good. He's courageous, dependable, and a good friend to those in need. Sonic is dedicated to protecting the world from evil and believes everyone has the right to choose their own future, and no matter what future that is he will always do what he can to make sure it's a bright one. Speed is his game, and he is damn good at it.

#4: Shadow the Hedgehog
Created by Professor Gerald Robotnik on the Space Colony ARK, Shadow initially resented humanity for killing his friend Maria, but eventually learned not to condemn many for the actions of a few and began to respect Sonic as a rival. Since then, he's had his ups and downs, and after a bout of amnesia he began working to keep a promise he made to Maria to keep the Earth safe and give it hope for the future. His speed and agility rival even those of Sonic, and his affinity for Chaos energy makes him a dangerous opponent for anyone. You do not want to be on Shadow's bad side.

#3: Silver the Hedgehog
With Iblis's flame blown out, it's unclear what happened to Silver beyond him still being from the future of a different timeline, but he still somehow ended up going back in time and meeting Sonic and his friends. It's unknown why Silver traveled through time, but stranger still it doesn't appear to be due to a cataclysm of any sort, nor any urgent mission at all, as he seems to be in no hurry to return to his own time. Mystery or not, he's proven to be a capable ally to Sonic, with his psychic powers allowing him to bypass certain shortcomings he would have otherwise. His telekinesis allows him to lift enormous objects with ease and his levitation allows him to cross large gaps that would otherwise be a roadblock to characters who can't fly.

#2: Charmy Bee
The Chaotix Detective Agency would be nothing without Charmy. Despite his young age and small size, he's brave and determined, and even though he has tendencies to be naive, he knows when something is wrong and resents those who would do it. And despite his appearance and stature, he's also remarkably strong, able to fly dozens of feet in the air while carrying Vector, who as a crocodile weighs around a hundred pounds, and Espio at the same time. He tries to avoid violence and doesn't like to use his stinger on someone, but that's because it hurts-a lot. Charmy is cheerful and often serves to break the tension between Vector and Espio, and both of them value Charmy highly as a member of their team.

#1: Miles "Tails" Prower
Tails was never the most fortunate individual. He never had any friends, as everyone would tease him about having a second tail. However, his extra appendage ended up being his defining trait and even earned him the nickname by which he is best known. Tails is also incredibly intelligent, possibly even more so than Eggman whose IQ has been measured to be around 300. The Doctor has even begun to respect Tails's knowledge of machinery and robotics. Tails met Sonic when the Blue Blur crashed his plane onto Westside Island while chasing Dr. Eggman. Sonic then went looking for someone to fix the plane. As it happens, Tails found the plane and fixed it up just in time for Sonic to return to the crash site, and after learning about Tails's past, Sonic invited him to join in on stopping Eggman's latest scheme. Since then, the two have formed a strong, almost brotherly bond.

Favorite Female Characters

#4: Rouge The Bat
Rouge may be...err...well-endowed, but don't let that fool you. She prides herself less on her looks and more on the various ways she can leave you flat on your ass. Rouge is a skilled martial artist, even managing to outfight Knuckles on multiple occasions. She's also extremely sly and cunning, often manipulating her adversaries in order to gain an advantage over them. Rouge is often hired on by G.U.N. to work as an espionage agent, using stealth to infiltrate enemy lines and gather information. One of these missions led her to meet Shadow the Hedgehog, who would become her closest friend and ally, and one of only two individuals who she completely trusts. Rouge has a love of jewelry and often spends her free time pilfering gems for her own collection. Her ultimate desire is to steal a piece of the Master Emerald, which you can imagine doesn't sit well with Knuckles. Speaking of Knuckles, don't ever accuse Rouge of liking him, as doing so tends to temporarily remove the word 'mercy' from her dictionary.

#3: Blaze the Cat
Blaze is the princess of the Sol Dimension and guardian of the Sol Emeralds. Her connection with the gems has gifted her with pyrokinetic abilities, which she uses to defend her home. If she needs a boost of power, she can use the Sol Emeralds to transform into Burning Blaze, greatly increasing the potency of both her physical abilities and pyrokinesis. Sonic and Tails first met Blaze when they accidentally crashed into the Sol Dimension. Blaze was initially cold to the two of them due to her sheltered upbringing, but eventually she warmed up to them. Sonic and Tails would have a couple of adventures in the Sol Dimension, but it wasn't until Sonic's birthday party that Blaze would visit Mobius. It was at that party where she met Silver the Hedgehog, and the two became friends. Blaze remains a friend and ally of Sonic to this day.

#2: Amy Rose
If you look up the word 'underrated' in the dictionary, you know what you'll find? The definition of the word 'underrated', which Amy f*king is! I will concede that her voice isn't the most pleasant thing in the world, but I will defend her on every other front. Perhaps at first, Amy was a bit on the obsessed side. But the last time she ever mentioned marrying Sonic was in Sonic Heroes. Since then, she's undergone much more character development than most would admit, to the point where she's content just to be able to talk to Sonic. In addition, never once has she believed that Sonic likes her more than he actually does. And unlike Sally in the comics, Amy is perfectly happy letting Sonic do what he wants to do. In the end, Amy is caring, dependable, and strong-willed. She truly loves Sonic, and believes in following your dreams.

#1: Cream the Rabbit
Believe it or not, there's more to this little bunny than being an unstoppable force of cuteness. Due to her young age, Cream is a bit naive at times, but her mother Vanilla's teachings have given her great understanding about the world and how it works. Cream dislikes violence and prefers to avoid conflict, but when the going gets tough she won't sit idly. By flapping her large ears, she can sustain temporary flight,and she can use her pet Chao Cheese as a living projectile, throwing him like a missile at any enemies in their way. She's also surprisingly strong, able to carry Big the Cat (who as his name suggests, isn't exactly the lightest individual) high in the air while flying. Cream is a sweet young girl who makes sure her friends are always smiling.

Professional Wrestlers

#5: "HBK" Shawn Michaels
He had one of the best careers ever, with some of the greatest matches of all time. He had probably the most charisma of any superstar in the entire WWE. He deserves his place in the WWE Hall of Fame, and is truly a legend that will never die. He will live on in our hearts as The Sexy Boy, The Icon, The Showstopper, Mr. Wrestlemania, The Heart Break Kid Shawn Michaels!

#4: Stone Cold Steve Austin

If Steve Austin is the toughest sunuvabitch in wrestling history, gimmie a hell yeah! Austin 3:16 says he just whipp your ass. What? Did you say Austin sucks? What? Stone Cold put the attitude in Attitude Era, and that's the bottom line 'cause Stone Cold said so!

#2: The Undertaker

He has had many names, but one thing is always the same. Throughout his record long career, The Undertaker has done one thing consistently, and that is earn respect in one way or another. Even with the Streak long since ended, The Undertaker endures. Over the years, The Undertaker has left a legacy that will never Rest In Peace.

#1: AJ Styles
Hands down the greatest in-ring performer ever, period. When it comes down to consistent match quality, AJ is simply on another level entirely. In 2016 alone, he put on nine matches that scored four or more stars. He's won the WWE, TNA, and IWGP World Heavyweight titles. Over the years, AJ Styles has proven time and again that the greatest achievement in pro wrestling is being Phenomenal.

Mario Series

#3: Mario
More people recognize him than Mickey Mouse! He is the mascot of the most successful video game company, has starred in some of the greatest games ever, and hasn't looked back since! Mario is a hero through and through, always doing what it takes to save the day. If the Mushroom Kingdom needs help, you can bet Mario will be there!

#2: Toadette
A real cutie!

#1: Toad
If he was supposed to flip players off in Super Mario Bros., he would still have been in the All-Stars remake. People criticize Toad for his voice, the previously addressed flip-off graphics from SMB1, and, above all else, "Sorry, Mario, but our Princess is in another castle!". I wasn't annoyed by that. I knew Toad just meant that I wasn't done yet and I shouldn't calm down and I needed to keep going. Toad is very underrated, and his voice isn't NEARLY as annoying as, "YOSHI! YOYOYOYOSHI! WEEWAHOO! HUMMRYHUM! WHOA! YOSHIYOSHIYOSHIYOSHIYOSHI!".

Donkey Kong

#5: Donkey Kong
How can he not be on this list? He is the main character of the series, and he can be quite humorous. I think the best example of this is at the end of DK 64, when DK is returning the last golden banana to the hoard. He is waiting for Cranky, but he gets tired of standing. So he sits down and starts playing with his foot. When Cranky finally catches up, DK is asleep. Cranky pokes him with his cane, DK wakes up, and throws the banana into the pile with the rest of them. Then, as they start walking back, DK, not wanting to have a repeat of when they were going to the hoard (which was probably 5 hours beforehand, at least in the game), grabs Cranky on his shoulders and runs like heck out of the cave. I laughed to tears when I first saw it, and I still do every time I beat DK 64 or watch the last part of a walkthrough for it.

#4: Lanky Kong
Thank you, Nintendo, for bringing him back in DK Barrel Blast! Lanky is funny as hell, and has many unique abilities, including handstanding (is that even a word?) and ballooning (again, probably not a real word), and has the second coolest type of gun in DK 64: a freaking dart gun! The bad news is, it shoots grapes instead of darts.

#3: Dixie Kong
Dixie is a real cutie! I see why Diddy fell head over palms for her. Long blond hair, blue eyes, and the ability to kick some serious kremling ass! She was the first character ever created in anything (games, movies, comics; not that she appeared in comics) to show that you don't need superpowers or capes to fly (and then Tiny has to copy off of her! The nerve!). Dixie will always stay by Diddy's side, and she'll always remain with those she loves, Diddy included.

#2: Funky Kong
Funky-dude is a funky dude! He surfs and he's a weapon specialist. If that isn't the definition of badass, I don't know what is! One of my favorite things about Funky is how he calls all the male characters (Tiny being the exception) *insert name of Kong here*-dude. It caught on to me, and I often call most of my friends (the male ones, anyway) *insert name here*-dude. Funky, you rock! Also, it's possible he's DK's brother. Doesn't boost his awesome points very much, but it boosts DK's, as well as my number 1's.

#1: Diddy Kong
I said if surfing and shooting wasn't the definition of badass, then what is, right? Well, scratch that, I know what is: flying with a jetpack and shooting 2 peanut magnums! And he wears red (my favorite color)! Plus, like I said earlier, he has quite the cutie for a girlfriend. I don't even have to explain Diddy. I just have to put in his DK Rap verse. Copyright of the DK Rap goes to Nintendo and RARE.

"He's back again, and about time too.
and this time, he's in the mood!
He can fly real high with his jetpack on
with his pistols out he's one tough kong!
He'll make you smile, when he plays his tune,
but Kremlings beware, 'cuz he's after you!"

That is all thats needed to say about Diddy. Well, that and Funky is possibly his father.


#5: Oxnard
Lovable, chubby, guy.

#4: Cappy
He just has the kind of attitude that makes you pity him but love him at the same time.

#3: Hamtaro
The Ham himself!

#2: Dexter
Definitely much better than Howdy.

#1: Stan
Stan can be summed up in three short words:!

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

#5: Pinkie Pie

What's there not to love about Pinkie? She's energetic, optimistic, and a better singer than even Sweetie Belle! Pinkie Pie is always cooking something up, be it baked goods or a Pinkie Pie style party, with the Element of Laughter, there's never a dull moment!

#4: Big Macintosh

He may not talk much, but that's because he doesn't need to. He can kick anypony's flank. Even Fluttershy won't trifle with Big Mac.

#3: Spike

Spike is so lovable! He can be supportive or cynical, happy or mad. But always cute!

#2: Rainbow Dash

The fastest in Equestria, heck, the world, and the only pony to beat a transformer (although it was only Starscream).
Rainbow is always there for her friends, and is always ready to prove her title as Iron Pony!

#1: Scootaloo

Scootaloo is determined, courageous, and strong-willed, but she's also dependable, kind-hearted, and a good friend to those in need. That's the kind of person, or in this case pony that I regard with the utmost respect and admiration. Those who strive endlessly for their goals and yet they always think of others before themselves. Those who know what they want and won't let anyone stop them from getting it but who have standards and morals and won't forgo them just as a means to an end. And especially those who know that a smile on someone else's face is worth a hundred smiles on their own face. I'm TheLoZKing, and Scootaloo is Best Pony.

Until next time: STAY FRESH!

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YGOTAS Reactions by PrincessDragon96 reviews
What happens when Yugi and the gang find a playlist of videos about themselves titled Yu-Gi-Oh The Abridged Series? They watch it of course. Little do they know, they don't know what they're in for. These are the characters' reactions to the abridged series. Don't like, then don't read. Rated high T for abridged series content. I own absolutely nothing, this is just for fun.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 30 - Words: 94,538 - Reviews: 721 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 2/10 - Published: 10/4/2015 - Anzu M./Tea G., K. Jounouchi/Joey W., Yami Yūgi, Yūgi M.
Mobius Championship Wrestling by Kasai16 reviews
Mobians from every corner of the planet have come together to form the largest wrestling organization in history. Alliances and rivalries will be made as they wage war against one another in epic matches and in the end, only a select few will be named champions.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 159,095 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 6/25/2016
Twilight's Little Machine by idk97 reviews
Twilight has a new experiment that she wants to test, so she gets Pinkie pie and Spike to help her test it out. Everything seems fine at first but some side effects reveal something more.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,593 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Twilight Sparkle, Pinkie Pie - Complete
Epic Pony Rap Battles of Equestrian History by SecretBronyAccount reviews
You will decide who battles next as your chosen ponies battle it out...lyrically! Who wins? Based on nicepeter's battles. I don't own MLP: FiM.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 4,991 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 7/21/2012
Not Quite Dramatic Confessions by Sara Jaye reviews
Fluttershy has sworn to keep her deepest feelings a secret forever. So of course Rarity had to find out. A bit of adorable pony melodrama.
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,868 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Fluttershy, Rarity - Complete
The Greatest SlumberParty Ever by Bookman230 reviews
Pinkie Pie uses the guise of a sleepover as a gateway to her feelings. Twilight Sparkle/Pinkie Pie
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,108 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Twilight Sparkle, Pinkie Pie - Complete
Seven Rings and Five Fingers in Hand by EchidnaPower reviews
A redo of the final battle in Sonic and the Secret Rings, Sonamy style!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,440 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/23/2011 - [Sonic, Amy] - Complete
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The Legend of Zelda: Waker of the Winds reviews
He thought it was just going to be a normal birthday. Wearing the green clothes, getting a few gifts from everyone, and eating his favorite soup for dinner. Little did he know that a chance meeting with a group of pirates chasing a giant bird would make this simple day, anything but.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,527 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/2/2016 - Published: 6/22/2012 - [Link, Tetra]
Digimon Frontier 02: Revenge of the Demon Lords reviews
It has been four years since Lucemon, the strongest of the Seven Digimon Demon Lords was defeated by the digidestined. Now, the rest of the Demon Lords, enraged at the loss of their leader, have sworn vengeance upon both Earth and the Digital World. The Legendary Warriors may not be enough this time.
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,227 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/15/2016 - [Takuya K., Izumi O./Zoe] Tomoki H./Tommy, Kouichi K./Koichi
Super Smash Brothers for Wii U and 3DS reviews
The Fourth Smash Tournament is in full swing. Everyone is having a blast. At least, they were until someone ruined everything. Now it's a race against the clock to save the World of Smash from a new yet familiar foe. A Smasher's work is never done.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,985 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/19/2016 - Published: 1/17/2015 - Sonic, Mario, Mega Man, Pac-Man
Whose Pony Is it Anyway? reviews
Discord hosts an Equestrian version of Whose Line. Wacky games, hilarious jokes and worthless points abound as one of the most popular shows on TV becomes twenty percent cooler!
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,165 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/8/2016 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Discord
Hamtaro: The Ham-azing Adventure reviews
When an old friend returns and asks the Ham-Hams to help find out who is trying to ruin the very world in which they live, romance problems might be the least of their worries.
Hamtaro - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,054 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/13/2016 - [Hamtaro, Bijou]
The Cutie Mark Couples reviews
The day would end up being filled with romance. But the sweetest part of it might just have been at the beginning, where there was so much of it just one couple wouldn't be enough.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,866 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/19/2015 - [Applebloom, Scootaloo] [Sweetie Belle, Spike] - Complete
Hurricane Rarishy reviews
After Fluttershy runs off from Sweet Apple Acres, Rarity pursues her, wanting to know what has so flustered her best friend. What she finds out is much better than what she expected.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/12/2015 - [Fluttershy, Rarity] - Complete
Earthbound: Wrath of the Gigans reviews
It's a rather long story, but it must be told. There are simply too many things for you to know that you should've known already, and it's about time the missing pieces were filled in. There are a lot of little details, so listen carefully. It all began with the uncovering of an odd little machine that granted insight into the future.
Earthbound - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,573 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/24/2015 - Published: 2/3/2012 - [Ness, Paula] [Ninten, Ana]
Appledash Season reviews
Applejack's friends have agreed to help her with this year's applebuck season. After the first day, Rainbow Dash stays behind to chat, and the two mares are finally able to express their feelings for one another.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,515 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/20/2013 - [Rainbow Dash, Applejack] - Complete
Feeling PinkieSparkle Keen reviews
Twilight Sparkle, now an alicorn princess, must come to terms with her feelings towards her pink friend. It shouldn't be that hard if said mare shows up at Twilight's door for breakfast. ...Right?
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/4/2013 - [Twilight Sparkle, Pinkie Pie] - Complete
Always There reviews
Dixie is distraught after not being featured in the Kong's greatest adventure, thinking she was completely left out for no reason. Once the Kongs return from besting King K. Rool in a heavyweight boxing championship match, Dixie can no longer contain her pent up emotions and runs off from the celebration site. When Diddy comes around, Dixie realizes just how wrong she was.
Donkey Kong Country - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2012 - [Diddy Kong, Dixie Kong] - Complete
Just Your Average Cheesy Rito Love Story reviews
Komali and Medli have been dating for three years now, knowing full well their love is forbidden. But when they decide to marry, they tell Komali's father, Chief Rito, and his initial reaction is...less than pleased. T to be safe.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,739 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2012 - [Komali, Medli] - Complete
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