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Author has written 7 stories for Sonny with a Chance.

Hi, My name is Emily...Um. I'm just going to fill this with loads of stuff now. :D

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost."

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down."

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating."

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness."

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only."

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use."

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts."

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands."

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Sonny With a Chance of Sweet Dreams by my untold fairy-tale reviews
The casts of Mackenzie Falls and So Random have a horror movie marathon. Sonny has a nightmare and can't get back to sleep. She ends up roaming the halls, looking for some peace. Will a certain heartthrob help her sleep more soundly? Channy
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,689 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
Addictive Games by angel.symphonies.02.09 reviews
And then you realize if it wasn't for those darn, stupid, addicting games no of this would've happened... Channy one-shot!
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
The Psychic by Sunset Clouds reviews
Aunt Belinda warned me not to go to the psychic at the fair. But of course, I wouldn’t listen". Sonny thought going to a psychic would be stupid at first. But she didn't expect it to be the best thing to happen. SonnyChad.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,162 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Sonny M., Chad D. C.
Bound and Gagged by Today's The Day reviews
Chad walks into Sonny's dressing room after Dakota bounds and gags her. He takes advantage of the situation. Sonny and Chad. One-shot. Review!
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
To Care, or Not To Care by Writer of Daydreams reviews
Sonny finally figures out the meaning of Chad's confusing gestures.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 41 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
CDC by May Lily reviews
CDC. Chad Dylan Cooper or Centers for Disease Control? Slight Channy. All Dialogue. Random.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Insane by xXxThe Phantom's RosexXx reviews
What happens when Chad and Sonny get "accidentally" locked in a closet together? Pure insanity, and channy-fluff will ensue!
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,263 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
Never Been Kissed by 1927 reviews
Chad Dylan Cooper isn't normally one to be at a loss for words. //one-shot//
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
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Phobias reviews
Multi-chap of different phobias Sonny suddenly inherits...all because of a certain heartthrob. Channy.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,348 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/16/2010 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Chad D. C., Sonny M.
Not So Secret reviews
When Sonny and Chad start to date secretly, what could possibly go wrong? Well, for one, they didn't think so many people would find out...one by one.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,002 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Chad D. C., Sonny M.
So Sue me, I sleepwalk reviews
Paris is best known for its romantic qualities...
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,103 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Magazines and Chocolate reviews
Tawni bans chocolate, gasp! When on a hunt in Sonny's side of the dressing room, she finds something quite interesting...Sonny has a crush on the three named doofus. Channy of course
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Reality is better reviews
"Ouch! Sonny, I just proclaimed my love for you and you pinch me!" he stated, rubbing his arm. Channy. Sonny becomes a little bit addicted to a certain someone...One-shot.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
You Owe Me A Box Of Cookies reviews
Short One-Shot. My ending of the episode Cookie Monsters.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Mirror Mirror reviews
"Why is my name written in red lipstick on Tawni's mirror?" he asked me. Takes place after season 1 episode 10. Short one-shot. Channy.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete