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Author has written 3 stories for Along for the Ride, and Twilight.
Hello thanks for cheaking out my profile.
my name is Shantel
i'm in 10 th grade, i have blond hair that is so blond it's almost white, i have ice blue eyes, i'm only 5'2 so i'm short, let's see i like crime investigation shows my fav is NCIS, music is my whole life without it i would die like right now i'm listening to music and when i go to sleep music is on, anyway i love twilight i like both edward and jacob can't deside their both hot, i also like the vampire diaries i like Damon he is totally hot, i also like the Sweep series by Cate terrian i love her writing it's about witches it is cool and Cal Blair and hunter naill are english so teh book is automatically one of my fav's i love english accent it's so cool, anyway my fav movies are 50 first dates, P.s i love you, and sweet home alabama if you have not watched any of these you have to,if i set my mind to something there is nothing you can do to stop me so i guess you could say i;m very stubborn. haha .
anyway that's a little about me
ps. why is life and friendship so confussing (if you have an answer plz send a message)
p.s.s i have some writers block on my stories and if you have any ideas contact me plz.
links for always there never noticed
Fav Book or Movie Couples
bella x edward
Dimitri x rose
Eli x auden
alice x jasper
Hannah x clay
Johnny brought a gun to school,
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did
But Mommy, when I went to school that day,
When Johnny shot the gun,
Mommy, please tell Daddy;
And tell my little sister;
And tell my wonderful friends;
Mommy, tell my teachers;
Mommy, why'd it have to be me?
And Mommy, tell the doctors;
Mommy, I'm slowly dying,
Mommy, I ran as fast as I could,
I wanted to go to college,
I wanted to get married,
But Mommy, I'm must go now,
I love you Mommy, I always have,
--In Memory Of The School Shootings--
Sayings i have heard
- It's better to have loved and lost then to have never loved at all
- Time heels all wounds ( i happen to know this is true)
- Every girls prince will come someday, mine just took a wrong turn and got lost and is to stubborn to ask for directions! (got that off of nerdyvampgrl97's profile and liked it)
-people die... beauty fades... love changes... and you'll always be alone ( this is my personal philosophy meaning what i live by)
16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"
Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things11) Why is 7 afraid of 6?
93 percent of teens would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're one of the 7 percent who would ask, "What was your first clue?" then copy and paste this into your profile and then add your name to the list:Sunlit Goddess of C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of COCA, Invador Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRL777, Bloody Salvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly,AlleyannaCullen,hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, LunaFireJuggler,rlbjps, Evans17, hp-twilight-grl, team vampire 456
92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them not to breathe. If you are the other 8 percent that would be laughing your heads off at them, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your friends have ever shook their heads when they realize that you know more about Harry Potter/Twilight than you do about History, copy and paste this into your profile.
.List 10 of your friends in no particular order:
8. nicole bryant
1) 4 invites 3 and 8 to dinner at their house. What happens?
Well cheyenne really hates danielle behind her back so there would probably be a fight.
2) 9 tries to get 5 to go to a yoga class. What happens?
nothin they don't really know each other
3) You need to stay at a friend's house for the night. Do you choose 1 or 6?
1 cuz christian is a guy
4) 4 mugs you in an alleyway. Who comes to your rescue 10, 2, or 7?
7 cuz the other two probably planned it with cheyenne
5) 1 decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later, what is happening
i don't know i wouldn't stay around to see.
6) 7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2's release. What is it?
probably a book from the vampire diaires
7) You get to meet either 1 or 6. Who do you choose?
8) 10 challenges 4 to a chariot race. Why?
9) 2 and 7 are making out. 10 walks in...their reaction?
that would never happen but he would be like cool can i get in on that.
10) Everyone gangs up on 3. What happens?
11) 7 afraid of 6?
no she is not christian is a wimp
12) 10 gathers everyone around to tell them a fairy tale. How does it go?
it will end in blood
13) 3,4,6 all go to the zoo for 8's birthday. How does it go? What presents do they get 8?
14) Everyone gets together and start protesting something outside your house. Why are they protesting? What do you do?
15) 9 murders 2's best friend. What does 2 do to get back at them?
16) 6 and 1 are in mortal danger. Only one of them can survive. Does 6 save 1 or themselves?
17) 5 is trapped in a cave and 10 comes to rescue them. What happens?
she would let him save her then never talk to him again.
18) 3 starts a day camp. What happens?
19) 4, 6, and 7 are doing the Hokey-Pockey. 8 walks in. What happens?
20) 7 makes an apple pie. Is it any good?
21) 8 and 5 go camping. For some reason they forget to bring food. What do they do?
22) While they're camping they run into Barney. What happens?
Lessons Learned in Twilight:
1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.
you have been Pinned
YOUR GIRL SIDE: (bold applies to me)
TOTAL: 13/20 yay
YOUR GUY SIDE: (bold applies to me)
You love hoodies.
TOTAL: 19/25! Wow, I'm more guy than girl :P Haha haha :P this is just for fun but it's true but even if it says your more guy than girl it doesn't mean you are or anything if you thought this turn out was funnt put it on your profile and fill it in for you and be honest.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile
If you are absolutly in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.
If If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, EmmettCullenFan, Bella Masen Cullen, Me Love Edward Cullyou, SilverMoonArcher, lovelybella, bizarre111, team vampire456 are obsessed with fan fiction copy this into your profile
If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.
If you think disclaimers are the most annoying thing ever copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile
If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you laugh about how you laugh. Crazy is when you stare out of space then start laughing stupidly about it. crazy is when you sit and think about a hot guy for hours on end and no that you could never like him. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Girl: Do you like me?
Girl: Do you want me?
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Girl: Would you live for me?
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.
Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite gender. Logan Eller
2. Which is the best: red, black, green, blue, or yellow? Black
3. Your first initial? S
4. Your month of birth? May
5. Which is cooler, black or white? Black
6. Name a person of your same gender. cheyenne
7. What's your favorite number? 13
8. Do you like California or Florida more? Flordia
9. Which is prettier, lakes or oceans? Oceans
10. What is your wish? That life will get better for me.
Done with that?
Here are the answers:
1. You are in love with this person.
My name is sarah
CHILD ABUSE...MAKE IT STOP!!Please, be aware that child abuse happens everyday, and it isn't just physical, it's emotional too, and sometimes that hurts more than a beating from your parents. Physical abuse scars you on the outside and that pain will go away, but emotional abuse scars you on the inside and the pain of being called worthless never goes away. So please, help stop the abuse
Take 3 minutes and try this...it will freak you out...BUT NO CHEATING!
This game has a funny/spooky outcome.
Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try.
First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.
Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!
1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.
2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.
3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.
4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots.
5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!)
6. Finally, make a wish.
And now the key for the game...
1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.
2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.
3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.
4. You care most about the person you put in 4.
5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.
6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.
7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.
8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.
9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.
10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life
NOW...post this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true...
If you don't it will become the opposite.
more of my fav quotes.
love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it.
The best time to make friends is before you need them.
Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light.
Never look down on anybody unless you're helping him up.
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
Drawing on my fine command of the language, I said nothing.
Stand up wherever you are, go to the nearest window and yell as loud as you can, 'I'm mad as hell, and I'm not going to take it anymore.'
You don't have the sense God gave a donut, do you?
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, life is short, so party we must!
You laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh at you because you're all the same.
Never be afraid to try new things. After all, an amatuer built the arc, but professionals built the titanic!
Do not fear death. Rather, the unlived life. You don't need to live forever, you just need to live.\
"Artifical Intelligence beats real stupidity."
"You are depriving some village of an idiot."
"Aw, did I just step on your poor itty-bitty little ego?"
"I started out with nothing and still have most of it left."
"Chaos, panic and disorder... Well, my work here is done."
Everyone in life has a purpose. Mine is to be a bad example.
One by one the lawn gnomes steal my sanity.
Out of my mind, please leave a message.
Some one liners to make you smile...
1. My husband and I divorced over religious differences.
“Sometimes I wish I were a little kid again, skinned knees are easier to fix than broken hearts.”
"love shines brighter than sunshine well sometimes."
Don’t say you love me unless you really mean it, because I might do something crazy like believe it.
“Relationships are like glass. Sometimes it is better to leave them broken than try to hurt yourself putting it back together.”
“When it hurts to look back, and you’re scared to look ahead, you can look beside you and your best friend
“A true friend is someone who knows there’s something wrong even when you have the biggest smile on your face.”
“To understand is to forgive, even oneself.
“Always forgive your enemies – nothing annoys them more than that!"
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep — not screaming, like the passengers in his car..
“Reality is bad enough. Why should I tell the truth?”
Friends are God's way of taking care of us
Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart
i learned everything i know now by hearing the best advice and going and doing the opposite.
Do it trembling if you must, but do it !
No one ever choked to death swallowing their pride
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it?
PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,
I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down (AN. Which I do alot)
And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlies sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
Whenever I am in the emergency room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Everytime there's a huge boom
I promise to to remember Rose
Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Nessie
When I see that beautiful bronze hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my stomach isn't curled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes, I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know!
you laugh at me because i am not normal. i laugh at you because you think you are.
gossip dosn't fall far from the mouth of the gossiper.
what is normal. i mean is there really such a thing everyone is different. well except for the ones who change to be like someone else i mean think about it is anyone normal.
(love those i made them up)
Try Reading This:
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If you could read that put it in your profile!
Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,
who calls you back when you hang up on him,
who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.
Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy that kisses your forhead,
who keeps your picture in his wallet,
who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,
who holds your hand in front of all his freinds,
who thinks your beautiful without makeup,
one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you,
THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER!
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you have parents that don't understand you copy this into your profile.
If you have a friend that is seriouslly hyper all the time,annoys you,thinks wrong,and every time your around her you wonder how you guys became friends, copy this into your profile.
If you know that the government is up to something evil and hate them copy this into your profile
If you hate overly confident people copy this to your profile.
If people tend to misunderstand you copy this to tour profile.
If your friends can scare you by saying the word pink or cute wittle bunny rabbits copy this to your profile.
If you have ever tripped downstairs, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever tripped upstairs, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice-versa copy this to your profile.
If you have ever crashed into a wall on a sugar-high copy this into your profile.
If you have ever crashed into a wall when not on a sugar-high copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air copy this into your profile.
If you and/or your best friend are insane copy this into your profile.
EMBRACE the weirdness if you embraced the weirdness copy this into your profile.
you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever locked yourself in your room and started sobbing uncontrollably copy this into your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste.
A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle.
Girl:Slow down, i'm scared.
Guy:No, this is fun.
Girl:No it's not, please, it's so scary.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl:I love you, slow down.
Guy:Now give me a big hug
She gave him a big hug
Guy:Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, It's really bothering me.
The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people
were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the
breaks weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she
loves him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he
would die. If you would do the same for the person you love, copy this in your profile
The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.
She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."
"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''
"OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''
"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
"My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.
Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.
And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:
1) Repost this message, or
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run -beep- run!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!"
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"
FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!
Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver.
When someone doesn't answer you, they aren't deaf, they are just IGNORING you!
Always forgive your enemies; nothing will annoy them more.
Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make them when no one is looking.
If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
Never forget you are unique. Just like everybody else is.
When you are down in the dumps, cheer up! It can only get worse!
Always borrow money from a pessimist. This way they will never expect you to pay them back.
If you can't beat them, you can always arrange to have it done.
Always laugh. It is cheaper than buying medicine.
A compromise is an agreement where nobody gets what they want.
You draw conclusions because you get tired of thinking.
The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead.
You are depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
I'm not smiling at you, I'm trying not to laugh.
Just because I'm moody doesn't mean you're not irritating.
Your village just called, their missing their idiot!
You have a right to your opinions. I just don't want to hear them.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils...
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.
Money can't buy happiness but it can certainly rent it for a couple of hours.
Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.
Eat drink and be merry, because tomorrow they may make it illegal.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
WHAT ARE YOU?
Black is one of your favorite colors. Y
You can skateboard
You love the computer. Y
You like loud music Y
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.
If life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and let the world wonder how you did it.
If life gives you lemons, throw them back, and yell I WANT EDWARD CULLEN
"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes."
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up
Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.
Of course I'm talking to myself, who else can I trust?
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
I'm not afraid of Death, what's it gonna do kill me?
Learn from your parents mistakes - use birth control
If two wrongs don't make a right...try three.
1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your 3 best friends. If it's not one of them...it's you.
We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You just jumped off a bridge...damn, I'm gonna miss your sorry ass.
Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family. So it's one of them. It's either my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu...I think it's Collin.
A good friend will bail you out of jail, a great friend will be sitting next to you in your cell going, "We fucked up, huh?"
Keep staring I might do a trick.
All things considered, insanity be the only reasonable alternative.'s
-Let flip a coin-heads we'll be together, tails we flip again.
-Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.
-Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.
-Why is it that people are fine with everyone having a different job or going to a different school, but if you say you follow a different religion, you are weird?
-There are 3 reasons to go through the day: Coffee in the morning, friends in the afternoon, and a good book for the rest of the day.
-Note to Self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.
-I'm going to live forever, or die trying.
-If I had something good to say, I would have already said it.
-Employee of the month is a good example of how someone can be both a winner and a looser at the same time.
-Never knock on Death's door-ring the bell and run away. Death really hates that.
-Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.
-If you get a low enough SAT score, you should be able to park in the handicap space.
-Traditions are group efforts to keep the unexpected from happening.
-I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.
-Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?
-When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.
-Education is important; school however, is another matter.
-Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.
-You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder!
-Hello. You have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency. We know who you are, where you are from, and what you want so there is no need to leave a message.
-They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.
-I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!
-That, my children, is called a wall. But beware the wall is solid. Yes be afraid! Be very afraid for we cannot walk through it! Believe me children, for I have attempted this many times before.
-Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
-Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.
-The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
-I got an A in philosophy because I proved my professor doesn’t exist.
-If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either.
-Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are the same number of letters?
-Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone might actually clean them?
-There are no stupid questions – just a bunch of inquisitive idiots.
-Politics is war without bloodshed. War is politics with bloodshed.
-High School Musical 3 and Saw V were the two top movies at the box office when they opened. One depicted gruesome on screen torture. The other was about a guy with a saw.
-It takes 42 muscles to frown, 27 to smile and absolutely none to sit there with a dumb look on your face.
-People say satire is dead. It’s not dead. It’s alive and living in the White House.
-I’m not afraid to die. I just don’t want to be there when it happens.
-I do not deny everything.
-Sometimes the mind, for reasons we do not necessarily understand, just decides to go the store for a quart of milk.
-The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it is unfamiliar territory.
-Always proofread to make you sure you don’t any words out.
-Love me or hate me personally I could care less
-Unless you've lived my life, don't judge me because you don't know, never have & never will know every little thing & detail about me
-You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then.
-When you get caught looking at him, remember he was looking back.
-Girls are like phones, we love to be held, and talked to but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
-I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened a year ago : )
-Isn't it ironic . . . we ignore those who adore us, adore those who ignore us, hurt those who love us, and love those who hurt us
-Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls.
-Do you want to know why I'm still on earth? Heaven kicked me out and hell is afraid I'll take over
-Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dislexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you
I am in Heaven now, sitting on Jesus' lap. He loves me and
I don't quite understand what has happened. I was so excited
Even from my earliest days, I felt a special bonding between
One day you cried almost all of the day. I hurt for you. I
Complete terror is all I felt. I screamed and screamed until I
I wanted to make all your tears go away. I had so many plans
I wanted to tell you that I love you before I was gone, but I
The angel took me to Jesus and set me on His lap. He said He
I'm writing to say that I love you and to tell you how much I
Also, Mommy, please watch out for that abortion monster.
Your Baby Girl
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