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Hello thanks for cheaking out my profile.

my name is Shantel

i'm in 10 th grade, i have blond hair that is so blond it's almost white, i have ice blue eyes, i'm only 5'2 so i'm short, let's see i like crime investigation shows my fav is NCIS, music is my whole life without it i would die like right now i'm listening to music and when i go to sleep music is on, anyway i love twilight i like both edward and jacob can't deside their both hot, i also like the vampire diaries i like Damon he is totally hot, i also like the Sweep series by Cate terrian i love her writing it's about witches it is cool and Cal Blair and hunter naill are english so teh book is automatically one of my fav's i love english accent it's so cool, anyway my fav movies are 50 first dates, P.s i love you, and sweet home alabama if you have not watched any of these you have to,if i set my mind to something there is nothing you can do to stop me so i guess you could say i;m very stubborn. haha .

anyway that's a little about me

ps. why is life and friendship so confussing (if you have an answer plz send a message)

p.s.s i have some writers block on my stories and if you have any ideas contact me plz.


links for always there never noticed

Chapter 1 bella

chapter 3 bella

Chapter 5

Chapter 5 motorcycles


Fav Book or Movie Couples

bella x edward

Dimitri x rose

Eli x auden

alice x jasper

Hannah x clay


Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did
What I was told,
I went to school, I got straight As',
I even got the gold!

But Mommy, when I went to school that day,
I never said goodbye,
I'm sorry Mommy, I had to go,
But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun,
He hit me and another,
And all because Johnny,
Got the gun from his older brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy;
That I love him very much,
And please tell Chris; my boyfriend;
That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister;
That she is the only now,
And tell my dear sweet Grandmother;
I'll be waiting for her now,

And tell my wonderful friends;
That they always were the best,
Mommy, I'm not the first,
I'm no better then the rest.

Mommy, tell my teachers;
I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this,
And please don't let this pass.

Mommy, why'd it have to be me?
No one deserves this,
Mommy, warn the others,
Mommy, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy, tell the doctors;
I know they really did try,
I think I even saw a doctor,
Trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying,
With a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy, please remember,
I'm in heaven with the rest.

Mommy, I ran as fast as I could,
When I heard that crack,
Mommy, listen to me if you would,
I'm not coming back.

I wanted to go to college,
I wanted to try things that were new,
I guess I'm not going with Daddy;
On that trip to the new zoo.

I wanted to get married,
I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress,
Mommy, I wanted to live.

But Mommy, I'm must go now,
The time is getting late,
Mommy tell my boyfriend,
I'm sorry, but I had to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have,
I know; you know it's true,
And Mommy all I wanted to say is,
"Mommy, I love you"

--In Memory Of The School Shootings--
If this poem touched you in any way, please pass it
on. And even if it didn't, pass it on just for the
memory of the innocent child


Sayings i have heard

- It's better to have loved and lost then to have never loved at all

- Time heels all wounds ( i happen to know this is true)

- Every girls prince will come someday, mine just took a wrong turn and got lost and is to stubborn to ask for directions! (got that off of nerdyvampgrl97's profile and liked it)

-people die... beauty fades... love changes... and you'll always be alone ( this is my personal philosophy meaning what i live by)


16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things11) Why is 7 afraid of 6?


93 percent of teens would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're one of the 7 percent who would ask, "What was your first clue?" then copy and paste this into your profile and then add your name to the list:Sunlit Goddess of C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of COCA, Invador Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRL777, Bloody Salvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly,AlleyannaCullen,hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, LunaFireJuggler,rlbjps, Evans17, hp-twilight-grl, team vampire 456

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them not to breathe. If you are the other 8 percent that would be laughing your heads off at them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your friends have ever shook their heads when they realize that you know more about Harry Potter/Twilight than you do about History, copy and paste this into your profile.


.List 10 of your friends in no particular order:

1. dakota

2. kanako

3. danielle

4. cheyene

5. jasmine

6.christian

7.hannah

8. nicole bryant

9.nicole

10. Logan

1) 4 invites 3 and 8 to dinner at their house. What happens?

Well cheyenne really hates danielle behind her back so there would probably be a fight.

2) 9 tries to get 5 to go to a yoga class. What happens?

nothin they don't really know each other

3) You need to stay at a friend's house for the night. Do you choose 1 or 6?

1 cuz christian is a guy

4) 4 mugs you in an alleyway. Who comes to your rescue 10, 2, or 7?

7 cuz the other two probably planned it with cheyenne

5) 1 decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later, what is happening

i don't know i wouldn't stay around to see.

6) 7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2's release. What is it?

probably a book from the vampire diaires

7) You get to meet either 1 or 6. Who do you choose?
6 i guess cuz we get along really well

8) 10 challenges 4 to a chariot race. Why?
cuz they want to show off.

9) 2 and 7 are making out. 10 walks in...their reaction?

that would never happen but he would be like cool can i get in on that.

10) Everyone gangs up on 3. What happens?
She breaks down and starts crying.

11) 7 afraid of 6?

no she is not christian is a wimp

12) 10 gathers everyone around to tell them a fairy tale. How does it go?

it will end in blood

13) 3,4,6 all go to the zoo for 8's birthday. How does it go? What presents do they get 8?
i dont' really know.

14) Everyone gets together and start protesting something outside your house. Why are they protesting? What do you do?
were protesting parental control

15) 9 murders 2's best friend. What does 2 do to get back at them?
murder them

16) 6 and 1 are in mortal danger. Only one of them can survive. Does 6 save 1 or themselves?
themselves

17) 5 is trapped in a cave and 10 comes to rescue them. What happens?

she would let him save her then never talk to him again.

18) 3 starts a day camp. What happens?
she would pull her hair out cuz she can't handle little kids.

19) 4, 6, and 7 are doing the Hokey-Pockey. 8 walks in. What happens?
they invite her to join them

20) 7 makes an apple pie. Is it any good?
yes

21) 8 and 5 go camping. For some reason they forget to bring food. What do they do?
Call someone with one of there fifteen phones because they can't survive without technology their city girls

22) While they're camping they run into Barney. What happens?
they would freak and then jaz would go dance with him. ha ha


Lessons Learned in Twilight:

1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True love knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porche 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about more than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. Space heaters can be very annoying.
30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise

you have been Pinned
with Obsessive Cullen
Disorder put this on
profile if you've caught it!


YOUR GIRL SIDE: (bold applies to me)

You wear lip gloss/chapstick.

You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures
.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.

You smile a lot more than you should
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like
.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing.

TOTAL: 13/20 yay

YOUR GUY SIDE: (bold applies to me)

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats
.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.

You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.

You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people
.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night

TOTAL: 19/25! Wow, I'm more guy than girl :P Haha haha :P this is just for fun but it's true but even if it says your more guy than girl it doesn't mean you are or anything if you thought this turn out was funnt put it on your profile and fill it in for you and be honest.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you are absolutly in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, EmmettCullenFan, Bella Masen Cullen, Me Love Edward Cullyou, SilverMoonArcher, lovelybella, bizarre111, team vampire456 are obsessed with fan fiction copy this into your profile

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If you think disclaimers are the most annoying thing ever copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you laugh about how you laugh. Crazy is when you stare out of space then start laughing stupidly about it. crazy is when you sit and think about a hot guy for hours on end and no that you could never like him. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid.


1. Write the name of a person of the opposite gender. Logan Eller

2. Which is the best: red, black, green, blue, or yellow? Black

3. Your first initial? S

4. Your month of birth? May

5. Which is cooler, black or white? Black

6. Name a person of your same gender. cheyenne

7. What's your favorite number? 13

8. Do you like California or Florida more? Flordia

9. Which is prettier, lakes or oceans? Oceans

10. What is your wish? That life will get better for me.

Done with that?

Here are the answers:

1. You are in love with this person.
2. If you chose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Blue: You are spontaneous and enjoy kisses and affection from the ones you love.
Green: Your soul is laid back and you are reserved.
Yellow: You are a happy person and give good advice for those who are down.
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have lots of love and friendship in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life will soon blossom.
S-Z: You are a good friend and your future love life look very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: This year will go well for you and very soon you will fall in love with someone you would have least expected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a good year and experience a major life changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but you will eventually find your soulmate.
5. If you chose:
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will like the change.
White: You will have a friend who completley confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime.
8. If you chose:
California: You love adventure.
Florida: You are a laid back person.
9. If you chose:
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. You are reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will become true before your next birthday


My name is sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cant see,
must be stid I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me
I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid
I'm sradishing to cry
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door
He's already locked it
And I sradish to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor
My name is Sarah
I am but three
Tonight my daddy
Murdered me

CHILD ABUSE...MAKE IT STOP!!Please, be aware that child abuse happens everyday, and it isn't just physical, it's emotional too, and sometimes that hurts more than a beating from your parents. Physical abuse scars you on the outside and that pain will go away, but emotional abuse scars you on the inside and the pain of being called worthless never goes away. So please, help stop the abuse


Take 3 minutes and try this...it will freak you out...BUT NO CHEATING!

This game has a funny/spooky outcome.

Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try.

First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.

Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!

1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.

2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.

3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.

4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots.

5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!)

6. Finally, make a wish.

And now the key for the game...

1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.

2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.

3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.

4. You care most about the person you put in 4.

5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.

6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.

7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.

8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.

9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.

10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life

NOW...post this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true...

If you don't it will become the opposite.


more of my fav quotes.

love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it.

The best time to make friends is before you need them.

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light.

Never look down on anybody unless you're helping him up.

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.

Drawing on my fine command of the language, I said nothing.

Stand up wherever you are, go to the nearest window and yell as loud as you can, 'I'm mad as hell, and I'm not going to take it anymore.'

You don't have the sense God gave a donut, do you?

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, life is short, so party we must!

You laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh at you because you're all the same.

Never be afraid to try new things. After all, an amatuer built the arc, but professionals built the titanic!

Do not fear death. Rather, the unlived life. You don't need to live forever, you just need to live.\

"Artifical Intelligence beats real stupidity."

"You are depriving some village of an idiot."

"Aw, did I just step on your poor itty-bitty little ego?"

"I started out with nothing and still have most of it left."

"Chaos, panic and disorder... Well, my work here is done."

Everyone in life has a purpose. Mine is to be a bad example.

One by one the lawn gnomes steal my sanity.

Out of my mind, please leave a message.


Some one liners to make you smile...

1. My husband and I divorced over religious differences.
He thought he was God and I didn't.
2. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
3. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
4. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
5. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
6. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
7. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
8. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing.
9. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
10. God must love stupid people; He made so many.
11. Wrinkled was not one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up.
12. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
13. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
14. The trouble with life is there's no background music.

“Sometimes I wish I were a little kid again, skinned knees are easier to fix than broken hearts.”

"love shines brighter than sunshine well sometimes."

Don’t say you love me unless you really mean it, because I might do something crazy like believe it.

“Relationships are like glass. Sometimes it is better to leave them broken than try to hurt yourself putting it back together.”

“When it hurts to look back, and you’re scared to look ahead, you can look beside you and your best friend

“A true friend is someone who knows there’s something wrong even when you have the biggest smile on your face.”

“To understand is to forgive, even oneself.

“Always forgive your enemies – nothing annoys them more than that!"

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep — not screaming, like the passengers in his car..

“Reality is bad enough. Why should I tell the truth?”

Friends are God's way of taking care of us

Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart

i learned everything i know now by hearing the best advice and going and doing the opposite.

Do it trembling if you must, but do it !

No one ever choked to death swallowing their pride


A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it?

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,
and if you stand up 4 him he will stand up for you.


Twilight Oath

I promise to remember Bella

Each time I carelessly fall down (AN. Which I do alot)

And I promise to remember Edward

Whenever I'm out of town

I promise to obey traffic laws

For Charlies sake of course

And I promise to remember Jacob

When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Carlisle

Whenever I am in the emergency room

And I promise to remember Emmett

Everytime there's a huge boom

I promise to to remember Rose

Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty

And I promise to remember Alice

When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me

I promise to remember Nessie

When I see that beautiful bronze hair

And I promise to remember Esme

When someone tells me they care

I promise to remember Jasper

Whenever my stomach isn't curled

And I promise to remember the Volturi

When someone speaks of dominating the world

Yes, I promise to love Twilight

Wherever I may go

So that all may see my obsession

Because I know what the Twilighters know!


you laugh at me because i am not normal. i laugh at you because you think you are.

gossip dosn't fall far from the mouth of the gossiper.

what is normal. i mean is there really such a thing everyone is different. well except for the ones who change to be like someone else i mean think about it is anyone normal.

(love those i made them up)

Try Reading This:

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If you could read that put it in your profile!

Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,

who calls you back when you hang up on him,

who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.

Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy that kisses your forhead,

who keeps your picture in his wallet,

who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,

who holds your hand in front of all his freinds,

who thinks your beautiful without makeup,

one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you,

THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER!


If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have parents that don't understand you copy this into your profile.

If you have a friend that is seriouslly hyper all the time,annoys you,thinks wrong,and every time your around her you wonder how you guys became friends, copy this into your profile.

If you know that the government is up to something evil and hate them copy this into your profile

If you hate overly confident people copy this to your profile.

If people tend to misunderstand you copy this to tour profile.

If your friends can scare you by saying the word pink or cute wittle bunny rabbits copy this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped downstairs, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped upstairs, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice-versa copy this to your profile.

If you have ever crashed into a wall on a sugar-high copy this into your profile.

If you have ever crashed into a wall when not on a sugar-high copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air copy this into your profile.

If you and/or your best friend are insane copy this into your profile.

EMBRACE the weirdness if you embraced the weirdness copy this into your profile.

you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever locked yourself in your room and started sobbing uncontrollably copy this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste.


A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle.

Girl:Slow down, i'm scared.

Guy:No, this is fun.

Girl:No it's not, please, it's so scary.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl:I love you, slow down.

Guy:Now give me a big hug

She gave him a big hug

Guy:Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, It's really bothering me.

The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people

were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the

breaks weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she

loves him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he

would die. If you would do the same for the person you love, copy this in your profile

Sad:
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."

"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:
1. On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)
2. On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special)?
3. On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's "just" a suggestion).
4. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
5. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought??...)
6. On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me more time)?
7. On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
8. On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(and...I'm taking this because??...)
9. On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to...what)?
10. On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious)
11. On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)
12. On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, ooh...fly Delta?)
13. On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
14. On a Korean kitchen knife-- "Warning: keep out of children."
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)
15. On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my ..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

friends/best friends

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run -beep- run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!


Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver.

When someone doesn't answer you, they aren't deaf, they are just IGNORING you!

Always forgive your enemies; nothing will annoy them more.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make them when no one is looking.

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

Never forget you are unique. Just like everybody else is.

When you are down in the dumps, cheer up! It can only get worse!

Always borrow money from a pessimist. This way they will never expect you to pay them back.

If you can't beat them, you can always arrange to have it done.

Always laugh. It is cheaper than buying medicine.

A compromise is an agreement where nobody gets what they want.

You draw conclusions because you get tired of thinking.

The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead.

You are depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.

I'm not smiling at you, I'm trying not to laugh.

Just because I'm moody doesn't mean you're not irritating.

Your village just called, their missing their idiot!

You have a right to your opinions. I just don't want to hear them.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils...

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.

Money can't buy happiness but it can certainly rent it for a couple of hours.

Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.

Eat drink and be merry, because tomorrow they may make it illegal.

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.


WHAT ARE YOU?

PREP
You own a cell phone. Y
you own something from abercrombie
You own something from pacsun
you own something from Hollister
You own something from American EagleY
You love/like going to the mall. Y
You own an iPod/MP3 player. Y
You love Starbucks.Y
You have been called a brat.
You hate buying things that are on sale
You have more than one house
My Total: 5

GOTHIC

Black is one of your favorite colors. Y
You have thought about death. Y
You wear chains. Y
You like heavy metal. Y
You've shopped at Hot Topic.Y
You have worn black lipstick. Y
Your hair was/is dark.
You dislike preps. Y
You're an athiest/ satanist/agnostic.
My Total: 7

PUNK

You can skateboard
You've worn plaid. Y
you like Converse Y
you hate MTV Y
You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair. - (streeks count) Y
You dislike pink.Y
You hate/dislike preps. Y
You wear/wore skateboarding shoes. Y
My Total: 7

GEEK

You love the computer. Y
You like Harry Potter. Y
you are supposed to wear glasses/contacts Y
You get straight A's. Y
You love/like reading. Y
You were/are in band Y
You don't care what you look like.
You have a curfew. Y
You always do your homework.
you never miss school unless you're sick. Y
My Total: 8

Athletic
You watch/watched the Superbowl.Y
You own track shoes or other sports related shoes. Y
You collect your jerseys.Y
you have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards
You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.
your garage consists of sports equiptment
You belong/belonged to a school team. Y
You are going/did go to a sports summer camp.
You have a specific number Y
Total: 5

HARDCORE//scene

You like loud music Y
You love/loved the Ninja Turtles Y
You never walk anywhere.Y
you wear slip-on shoes. Y
You wear/wore Vans.Y
You like the band panic! at the disco.Y
You wear band t-shirts.Y
People have called you a freak and meant it. Y
You love to "hardcore" danceY
hair has been died more than 1 color Y
My Total: 10 WHOA DEFFINETLY HARDCORE

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

If life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and let the world wonder how you did it.

If life gives you lemons, throw them back, and yell I WANT EDWARD CULLEN

"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes."

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

Of course I'm talking to myself, who else can I trust?

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

I'm not afraid of Death, what's it gonna do kill me?

Learn from your parents mistakes - use birth control

If two wrongs don't make a right...try three.

1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your 3 best friends. If it's not one of them...it's you.

We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You just jumped off a bridge...damn, I'm gonna miss your sorry ass.

Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family. So it's one of them. It's either my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu...I think it's Collin.

A good friend will bail you out of jail, a great friend will be sitting next to you in your cell going, "We fucked up, huh?"

Keep staring I might do a trick.

All things considered, insanity be the only reasonable alternative.'s

-Let flip a coin-heads we'll be together, tails we flip again.

-Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

-Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

-Why is it that people are fine with everyone having a different job or going to a different school, but if you say you follow a different religion, you are weird?

-There are 3 reasons to go through the day: Coffee in the morning, friends in the afternoon, and a good book for the rest of the day.

-Note to Self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

-I'm going to live forever, or die trying.

-If I had something good to say, I would have already said it.

-Employee of the month is a good example of how someone can be both a winner and a looser at the same time.

-Never knock on Death's door-ring the bell and run away. Death really hates that.

-Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.

-If you get a low enough SAT score, you should be able to park in the handicap space.

-Traditions are group efforts to keep the unexpected from happening.

-I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.

-Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?

-When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

-Education is important; school however, is another matter.

-Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.

-You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder!

-Hello. You have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency. We know who you are, where you are from, and what you want so there is no need to leave a message.

-They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

-I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!

-That, my children, is called a wall. But beware the wall is solid. Yes be afraid! Be very afraid for we cannot walk through it! Believe me children, for I have attempted this many times before.

-Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

-Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.

-The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

-I got an A in philosophy because I proved my professor doesn’t exist.

-If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either.

-Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are the same number of letters?

-Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone might actually clean them?

-There are no stupid questions – just a bunch of inquisitive idiots.

-Politics is war without bloodshed. War is politics with bloodshed.

-High School Musical 3 and Saw V were the two top movies at the box office when they opened. One depicted gruesome on screen torture. The other was about a guy with a saw.

-It takes 42 muscles to frown, 27 to smile and absolutely none to sit there with a dumb look on your face.

-People say satire is dead. It’s not dead. It’s alive and living in the White House.

-I’m not afraid to die. I just don’t want to be there when it happens.

-I do not deny everything.

-Sometimes the mind, for reasons we do not necessarily understand, just decides to go the store for a quart of milk.

-The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it is unfamiliar territory.

-Always proofread to make you sure you don’t any words out.

-Love me or hate me personally I could care less

-Unless you've lived my life, don't judge me because you don't know, never have & never will know every little thing & detail about me

-You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then.

-When you get caught looking at him, remember he was looking back.

-Girls are like phones, we love to be held, and talked to but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

-I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened a year ago : )

-Isn't it ironic . . . we ignore those who adore us, adore those who ignore us, hurt those who love us, and love those who hurt us

-Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls.

-Do you want to know why I'm still on earth? Heaven kicked me out and hell is afraid I'll take over

-Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dislexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you

Dear Mommy,

I am in Heaven now, sitting on Jesus' lap. He loves me and
cries with me; for my heart has been broken. I so wanted to be
your little girl.

I don't quite understand what has happened. I was so excited
when I began realizing my existance. I was in a dark, yet
comfortable place. I saw I had fingers and toes. I was pretty
far along in my developing, yet not near ready to leave my
surroundings. I spent most of my time thinking or sleeping.

Even from my earliest days, I felt a special bonding between
you and me. Sometimes I heard you crying and I cried with
you.Sometimes you would yell or scream, then cry. I heard
Daddy yelling back. I was sad, and hoped you would be better
soon. I wondered why you cried so much.

One day you cried almost all of the day. I hurt for you. I
couldn't imagine why you were so unhappy. That same day,
the most horrible thing happened. A very mean monster came
into that warm, comfortable place I was in. I was so scared, I
began screaming, but you never once tried to help me. Maybe
you never heard me. The monster got closer and closer as I
was screaming and screaming,"Mommy, Mommy, help me
please; Mommy, help me."

Complete terror is all I felt. I screamed and screamed until I
thought I couldn't anymore.Then the monster started ripping
my arm off. It hurt so bad; the pain I can never explain. It
didn't stop. Oh, how I begged it to stop. I screamed in horror
as it ripped my leg off. Though I was in such complete pain, I
was dying. I knew I would never see your face or hear you
say how much you love me.

I wanted to make all your tears go away. I had so many plans
to make you happy. Now I couldn't; all my dreams were
shattered. Though I was in utter pain and horror, I felt the pain
of my heart breaking, above all. I wanted more than anything
to be your daughter. No use now, for I was dying a painful
death. I could only imagine the terrible things that they had
done to you.

I wanted to tell you that I love you before I was gone, but I
didn't know the words you could understand. And soon, I no
longer had the breath to say them; I was dead.I felt myself
rising. I was being carried by a huge angel into a big beautiful
place. I was still crying, but the physical pain was gone.

The angel took me to Jesus and set me on His lap. He said He
loved me, and He was my Father. Then I was happy. I asked
Him what the thing was that killed me. He answered,
"Abortion. I am sorry, my child; for I know how it feels." I
don't know what abortion is; I guess that's the name of the
monster.

I'm writing to say that I love you and to tell you how much I
wanted to be your little girl. I tried very hard to live. I wanted
to live. I had the will, but I couldn't; the monster was too
powerful. It sucked my arm and legs off and finally got all of
me. It was impossible to live. I just wanted you to know I
tried to stay with you. I didn't want to die.

Also, Mommy, please watch out for that abortion monster.
Mommy, I love you and I would hate for you to go through
the kind of pain I did. Please be careful.

Love,

Your Baby Girl

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do so at random moments, copy and paste this in you're profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile.

If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile.

If you get way to excited for books, movies, ect. to come out, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you saw the Eragon movie and you think that FOX should NOT be allowed to make Eldest, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you measure the distance between destinations in hours, copy and paste this into your profile.

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My Past Awaits by Joleigh13 reviews
Dimiti leaves Rose to be Tasha's guardian, not knowing that Rose is pregnant. Lissa is mad at her so Rose leaves. What if 15 years later, she's summoned back to the Academy because it's in danger. What will happen when her past meets her present?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 43,660 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Family Ties by MorganNiall.NB reviews
What if Ciaran MacEwan had a secret that would crumble everyone's idea of Good vs Evil, and the only person that knew this was Morgan? Set After Full Circle
Sweep - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,235 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Morgan R., Ciaran M.
Truth or Dare Vampire Academy style' by WIERD101 reviews
Okay this was different but couldn't make any more chapters so it's going back to the original plan. Okay the gang is playing truth or dare. Someone MAY die and someone MAY get expelled! HEHEHE! I'm evil I know! Please read it'll be worth while...I think
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 29,652 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 2/18/2010
Meant to be by Dimka's chick reviews
What if it was Rose and not Dimitri that was attacked by the Strigoi in the cave. Will Dimitri be brave enough to save the one he loves or lose her forever. My summary sucks sry. But a must read!
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 101,627 - Reviews: 971 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 11/15/2011 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Arms of sorrow by SPNlovur14 reviews
Elena left Stefan for Damon leaving him hurt. His world is fixed by his wife and his two daughters he's once again happy. But what happens when Elena and Damon come back read on Stefan, Damon, Elena, and Kiara are vampires BTW their kids are half vamps.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,099 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Stefan, Damon
The Werewolf Girl by RedVinesFTW reviews
Bella Swan turns into a werewolf because of the Cullens return to Forks. Will her relationship with Edward and his family change? Will her relationship with Jacob be better? COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 44,985 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 5/26/2011 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Bittersweet Victory by meetjasper reviews
Aiden Belikov is a troubled 15 year old junior at St. Vladimir's Academy. In the school's history there has only been one other student to be this disturbed, so who better then Rose Hathaway to teach Aiden that there's more to life then bad behaivor.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,159 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/20/2011 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Rose H.
How could you leave me with a broken heart by bella roza913 reviews
Rose saves Dimitri that day in the cave, but what happens when guilt gets to Dimitri and he leaves Rose behind. What does Rose learn not to long after Dimitri leaves? Can she ever love again? and if so will that love be enough.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,888 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Rose H., Adrian I.
Redemption by Enlighten reviews
Cal's back and he's joined the good side! But can Hunter and Morgan forgive and forget? Can he even be trusted? How does his presence alter the turn of events and eventually his death? takes place after book 5 HunterXMorgan CalXOC.
Sweep - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,603 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Cal B., Morgan R.
After Megan Left by Esmerelda Diana Parker reviews
What actually happened after Megan left? What happened to Finn? Now Complete.
Megan Meade's Guide to the McGowan Boys - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,063 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Meagan M., Finn McG. - Complete
Two Luckiest Survivors In History by Whitlock.Mason.McCarty.Cullen reviews
Bella's bad luck has once agian struck. Jinxing themselves by writing about a plane crash on notes in class one day- Edward and Bella are caught in a sticky predicament.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/20/2010 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Ring by Whitlock.Mason.McCarty.Cullen reviews
All human! Bella wakes up, hung-over in a hotel in Vegas. The catch? There is a ring on her finger and a handsome man in the next room; who insists upon the fact that it was fate that they were married.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,006 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/20/2010 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Edward, Bella
I Dare You by Whitlock.Mason.McCarty.Cullen reviews
Short human one-shot! After the teacher mysteriously gets sick and has to leave the room, Alice declares the class should play truth or dare! Laughs and sweet crushes insured.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,501 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Am Invisible by Whitlock.Mason.McCarty.Cullen reviews
Bella, the average Jane or so she thinks , is secretly in love with the kind-hearted, popular Edward Mason. What she doesnt know- he secretly wanted her as well. Will their attempts to be notice work? Will other suitors stand in the way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,774 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Edward, Bella
Her Guardian Angel by Whitlock.Mason.McCarty.Cullen reviews
The old Rosalie Hale was kind... Even sweet. But after her family's unexpected deaths, she closes off and portrays to be superficial. But the new vampire family, the Cullens, move into Forks and turn her life upside down. Especially the big, muscular, jubilant vampire who save her life.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Rosalie, Emmett
Flashback by Whitlock.Mason.McCarty.Cullen reviews
Adopted by Twilightxfanatic21!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Bella, Edward
A Murmur of Fire in the Vein by ElleCC reviews
One stormy Seattle night, the last person Bella expects to see appears without warning at her door. How will history—hers and his—impact their unexpected and growing friendship? AH, Bella/Jasper. Winner 2010 Bellie Award for "Edward Who?" category.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 104,482 - Reviews: 3463 - Favs: 2,924 - Follows: 953 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Letters by xXHiddenSecretXx reviews
What if Morgan and Hunter did have sex before Hunter left to find his parents? What if that time was enough? What is Morgan going to do to protect her child? Set in Seeker and beyond.
Sweep - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,938 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Morgan R.
The Worst Man I Never Knew by nightwatchman707 reviews
Read it and find out, I hate writing summaries. rated T for possible swearing in later chapters. please R & R. kudos to Lyra Delphinus for the title.
Sweep - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,793 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Killian M., Morgan R.
One Cannot Begin It To Soon by TriquetraBD reviews
Morgan is living in Red Kill three years after she has graduated high school. She is focused on her wiccan studies, but what is her life like now and where is Hunter?. Takes place after book 7 .
Sweep - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,885 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/24/2008 - Published: 10/20/2008
You Can't Fight Love by mackenziewoodward reviews
An evil man wishes to kill a young powerful witch, but Hunter Niall steps in. Can Hunter protect the girl from the evil witch and himself.
Sweep - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,605 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2008
Spellbound reworked by xXHiddenSecretXx reviews
An alternate ending to my story Spellbound revised. Please read and give me feedback XD
Sweep - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,213 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/19/2008
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Always There But Never Noticed reviews
At 14 Bella and Jasper like each other. But Renee moves Bella away from him and the gang. 3 yrs later though, Bella comes back, a changed person physically and emotionally. Will either Jasper or Bella ever work up the courage to confess their feelings?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,915 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/15/2011 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Bella, Jasper
lost love, and found again reviews
bella is ready to die edward left her and her jacob aren't talking no one notices the pain she is going through so why not just jump. She's ready to jump when someone new walks into her life. rated T for suicidal actions.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,985 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Bella, Brady
hard times reviews
toss up i changedthe charater's names plz review this is my first story hope you love it.
Along for the Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 12/18/2009