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Poll: My current story, Shattered Perfection, will be ending soon. This poll will determine what my next story is by choosing one of the one-shots that I've posted today. Please vote for only one. Thank you! Vote Now!
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Joined 12-16-09, id: 2181024, Profile Updated: 12-26-13
Author has written 6 stories for Twilight.

In real life, I'm a wife, mother, critical care nurse and paramedic. I spent eighteen years in the US Navy as the daughter of a flag officer, and six years in the US Army, getting out after obtaining the rank of Captain (I'm a slacker, what can I say?) Secretly, I'm in love with Twilight and the handsome brit that is Robert Pattinson. Don't tell my husband, he might get jealous.

I love good food, cheeses especially. I'm a fan of NKOTB (go ahead, laugh, I'm used to it by now), Green Day, Aerosmith and Rascal Flatts. I've been in love with Steven Tyler since I was 8. I'm a misplaced Yankee that somehow ended up in Virginia. I have three children--and am officially outnumbered. They are affectionately known as Jojo, Princess Penelope and Pumpkinhead (and sometimes 1, 4, 5 when out with my niece and nephew, who are 2 and 3. Yes, I number my children. Get over it.)

My first story, Isabella's New Life, is complete. It's mainly about Bella and Edward. In my story she goes by Izzy. She's damaged goods. She's trying to get over something that changed her life forever. She can't love, she can't trust and she can't get close to anyone. Until she meets a handsome paramedic, Eddie. I heart Eddie. He's my most favorite twilight character. You'll also find some guest spots from our favorite Indian, Jake, and a very, very evil James. Everyone else is here for the story and all pairings are cannon (except James and Victoria, although she's still a mean, ruthless person in this story). Will she be able to leave all her self doubt behind and trust Edward? God I hope so. The suspense is killing me! It has some things in it that might freak some people out, and it's also a little lemony. I've taken all my information from the years I've spent in the field (as an EMS provider in Philly and Virginia) and as a Nurse. I hope someone likes it, I'd hate to think I'm writing it for the hell of it.

My second story, Shattered Perfection, is complete. Bella had everything that she thought she wanted. She had the husband of her dreams, three wonderful children, didn't work and spent her days spending the money of her wealthy husband. Then one day, her life takes a drastic change, and everything that she thought she had is gone. Enter Edward, a Marine Corps vet who's dealing with his own demons. They both have secrets, Edward's really isn't that bad, but Bella's secret threatens to tear the relationship that they have, apart. Can they overcome Bella's secret and find love together, or will the secret she's been keeping for so long ruin everything she never knew she wanted?

My third story, A Stranger in the Night, is on indefinite hiatus.

My fourth story, Not for Now, but for Eternity: Bella Swan and Edward Cullen have been in love forever. But sometimes, love is not enough. Bella wants stability, safety and love. Edward wants to keep his career as a Navy Seal and have Bella as well. Bella is afraid to love him fully, since everyone she loves completely never comes home. A misunderstanding, and an unfortunate accident might just bring these two together. But they are going to have to learn to trust, love and forgive. Three things that aren't very easy to do.

I also have a one shots that will eventually turn into a story.

B Shift: Isabella Swan is at the top of her profession. She's an ivy league educated physician who's the head of one of the biggest EMS systems in the US. She's smart, determined and a sex addict. Edward Cullen is a cocky, arrogant firefighter/medic who sleeps with a different girl every night. They strike a deal to be 'friends with benefits', but how long will that last until something else develops between the two of them? There relationship is forbidden and could get both of them fired, are they willing to take that risk? You'll just have to wait to find out.

Here is a link to the picture of Edward's tattoo: http://www.testriffic.com/resultfiles/14761Elements_Earth_Dragon_by_SWDC.jpg

You can also follow me on Twitter: josabbimommy. I tweet about random crap, but usually about my children, sisters and job. I'm sarcastic and have a potty mouth. Follow at your own risk. You have been warned.

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The Diva Diaries by KiyaRaven reviews
*TAKEN DOWN. MANY APOLOGIES.* Dear Diary, When he left, I became numb. Safe in a bubble of denial and bitterness. Now, he's back, and I've agreed to be his co-star in a new Broadway play. Obviously, if there were a Nation of Stupid People, I would be their Queen. A/H
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,477 - Reviews: 12845 - Favs: 5,979 - Follows: 5,364 - Updated: 2/19 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Slowest Burn by TypoKween reviews
"I don't even realize that the air has gotten hazy. Or that it smells like skunk, or that amidst the clouds of smoke, leaning against the wall is Edward Cullen." - AH, E/B, Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 330,005 - Reviews: 6977 - Favs: 6,268 - Follows: 7,135 - Updated: 1/17 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Bella, Edward
Hot Commodity by blueeyedcherry reviews
Edward Cullen is used to getting everything he wants. Good looking, wealthy, and charming, NYC's most reputable playboy doesn't take "no" for an answer. Then he meets Isabella Swan and all bets are off ... Except for one. *AH/OOC*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 219,517 - Reviews: 2159 - Favs: 2,517 - Follows: 2,862 - Updated: 12/3/2014 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Awkwardly Yours by Vancouver-Canuck-Girl reviews
High school Edward likes a girl named Bella, But he's not a smooth-talking kind of fella. He has his fair share of inserting foot into mouth, And inappropriate risings down south. But he's really kind of sweet, Even if he's sort of a geek.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 63,184 - Reviews: 3484 - Favs: 1,428 - Follows: 1,353 - Updated: 12/1/2014 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Down Home by MrsSpaceCowboy reviews
Sometimes, everything you're looking for ends up being right where you left it. *Entry for The Heart of Country Contest. 1st Place Silver Spur Award Public Vote, 2nd Place Silver Spur Award Judges Choice, 1st Place Gentlemen Wear White Award (Swooniest Fella) Public Vote and Judges Choice, 2nd Place Hay Ride Award Judges Choice.* Now expanded and complete!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 89,536 - Reviews: 2733 - Favs: 2,897 - Follows: 2,809 - Updated: 11/3/2014 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Trouble by Breyzie1478 reviews
A sassy single mother, the little boy that rules her world, and a tattooed bartender that gets blindsided by them both. Bella/Edward. Good times, not-so good times, and everything in between. Tattward and Momella. Rated MA
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,761 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 975 - Updated: 10/8/2014 - Published: 8/27/2014
Looking Back by RachelFish reviews
She knew when she met him she wouldn't be able to deny him anything. Is that how she ended up pregnant at 16 and left to handle it alone? Bella raises her daughter with the help of her family... but what about the person who matters most?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 82,499 - Reviews: 1449 - Favs: 1,059 - Follows: 1,866 - Updated: 8/18/2014 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Bella, Edward
MERIT Man by Chanse Lowell reviews
AH ExB It can take 5 to 6 yrs for an inmate in the state prison in LA to get a job, let alone get into the MERIT life skills program. One lucky inmate, Edward, is offered a position regardless of seniority, and once involved, he makes his teacher's life hell. Miss I knows how to kick ass though, and she's not afraid to hand him his ass, or fantasize about doing more. *Slow burn*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,853 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 7/21/2014 - Published: 8/27/2013 - Bella, Edward
The Registry by karencullen2007 reviews
Summary: Vampires have come out of hiding to rule the world. A breakthrough discovery creates "The Registry," and human participation is mandatory. Alone too long, Edward adds his name. Will he find his mate in a human, and will his father forgive him for doing it? A collaboration with boo1414
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,855 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 610 - Updated: 6/25/2014 - Published: 4/11/2014 - Bella, Edward
The Procrustean Bed by gemini13me reviews
A Procrustean Bed- a standard or set of conditions, determined arbitrarily, to which everyone is forced to conform. But the question is... are there really any rules when it comes to the affairs of the heart?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 257,569 - Reviews: 3639 - Favs: 2,137 - Follows: 2,661 - Updated: 4/23/2014 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sexy Silk by jlho reviews
Bella is a smart mouthed, celebrity hating P.A. to a Hollywood Stylist. Edward is an arrogant Hollywood playboy. What happens when their paths cross on the night of the Globes? Rated M for swears and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 179,340 - Reviews: 3427 - Favs: 4,587 - Follows: 3,719 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
No Ordinary Proposal by twilover76 reviews
Bella wants to escape her small-town life and live her dreams in New York. What happens when a man almost twice her age makes her an offer she can't refuse? AH/M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 163,556 - Reviews: 10668 - Favs: 7,821 - Follows: 6,501 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
When You Least Expect It by Kare831 reviews
A broken man hires a broken single mother as his personal chef. As time wears on, she becomes so much more. A tale of what happens when you least expect it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 46 - Words: 206,967 - Reviews: 3198 - Favs: 1,987 - Follows: 2,196 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Blizzard by sheviking reviews
Bella is walking home during a blizzard and stumbles on a homeless man on the ground. Despite her better judgment she decides to save him from the cold, and the night turns into something she never expected. ON TEMP. HIATUS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 168,232 - Reviews: 9249 - Favs: 7,493 - Follows: 7,669 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Bella, Edward
Overpass by purelyamuse reviews
"I think all the people I love will eventually leave me. Just disappear." "Maybe . . . I don't know . . . maybe we don't need lots of people. Maybe we just need one. And that's enough." BPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,809 - Reviews: 1271 - Favs: 819 - Follows: 834 - Updated: 2/28/2013 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Beneath the Undertow by aftrnoondlight reviews
Dreams past, circumstance and sacrifice... young Edward and Bella bravely smile through the tears on life's complicated path. A short journey of pure and true devotion... of choosing love above all else. EPOV M for Language & Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,754 - Reviews: 743 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Call Me Home by LyricalKris reviews
Life wasn't easy in the early days of the wild west. There were them who settled the harsh land and them who wandered it restlessly. Edward Cullen was of the latter persuasion. He never had a home to rest his heavy heart. Ya reap what you sow, people get what they deserved, so how did a man who knew naught but wrong have something so good and pure handed to him?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,298 - Reviews: 1157 - Favs: 818 - Follows: 595 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Life With The Royal Staff by MrsK81 reviews
Sequel to A Night With The Royal Staff. Find out how Edward adapts to his new life and if it is everything he thought it would be. Light and fluffy with no angst.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 109,477 - Reviews: 1977 - Favs: 1,368 - Follows: 1,134 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A May to December Romance by Positively 4th Street reviews
My name is Isabella Swan and today, I signed a contract that would put me in the steel tight clutches of a man I didn't know, for four years. A girl's gotta pay for college somehow, right? AH. Come meet 'Sugar Daddy' Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 142,603 - Reviews: 7745 - Favs: 8,214 - Follows: 9,886 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Bella, Edward
Tomorrow Is Another Day by LyricalKris reviews
In the post Civil War South, there are consequences for a Northern man who falls for a Southern Belle. A story of a friendship ripped apart by war, and rebuilding your life after near total devastation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 90,912 - Reviews: 1847 - Favs: 955 - Follows: 719 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Failure to Thrive by Julesnerd reviews
Bella is sexually unfulfilled after four horrible encounters. She meets Edward Masen, and things begin to change. Edward is sexally insatiable and Bella has been told she's frigid. B/E/AH/AU/OOC. Rated M for a reason! Lemons to follow. Humor/Sarcasm
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 195,999 - Reviews: 2410 - Favs: 3,445 - Follows: 2,613 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Made in the Shades by SexyLexiCullen reviews
*1955* Edward, a typical American youth of the fabulous fifties is the new kid in town. Romance/comedy/slight drama - a coming of age story with eventual E/B. AH. OOC. Rated M. EPOV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 84,479 - Reviews: 2089 - Favs: 824 - Follows: 976 - Updated: 5/27/2012 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Edward, Bella
Teacher of the Year by DH78 reviews
When Bella has a chance encounter with a sexy stranger, she never believes she'll see him again. Fate however, has a sense of humor. AH/ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,079 - Reviews: 2992 - Favs: 3,190 - Follows: 2,677 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
What Hurts The Most by beegurl13 reviews
Who meets the love of their life when they're 17 years old? I did, that’s who. Edward Cullen's life is all planned out, what happens when he meets the girl of his dreams? Can things turn out as perfect as he planned? Non-fantasy continuation to the o/s.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 299,600 - Reviews: 2801 - Favs: 1,294 - Follows: 1,272 - Updated: 4/27/2012 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Edward, Bella
Mafia Princess by verucasin reviews
All human. OOC. He is the mob boss that wanted to rekindle what they had. She is the daughter of the rival mob that recently accepted her fate. Will uniting together be the answer to all their problems? ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 32 - Words: 122,865 - Reviews: 2506 - Favs: 2,078 - Follows: 2,115 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Bella, Edward
Fuggiasco by kdc2239 reviews
Edward, homeless since age twelve is used to the gritty, hard life. Now twenty, his main goal is to make it in the world, and off the streets. What happens when a girl who seems to be broken beyond repair becomes his new shadow?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 36 - Words: 166,725 - Reviews: 5421 - Favs: 4,694 - Follows: 3,011 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Tainted Love by Taintedvile reviews
A woman's desire for revenge outlasts all of the other emotions. He cheated. He cheated himself. You won't always get what you want, but you will get exactly what you deserve. I'll make sure of it honey… AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,035 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Bella, Edward
Beautiful Savage by readingmama reviews
After getting lost in the woods on a camping trip, Bella finds a man who is living a different life. Can two such different worlds mesh when communication is nearly impossible?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 72,591 - Reviews: 4146 - Favs: 2,854 - Follows: 1,681 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bright Like the Sun by dryler reviews
Edward/Bella - WIP, AU, AH, OOC. When Bella goes to live with her father in Forks, things go much better than she expected. At least until a slick parking lot, a careening van, a broken arm, and her weird lab partner from biology get in the way...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 113,874 - Reviews: 3631 - Favs: 4,403 - Follows: 4,531 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Edward, Bella
A Night With The Royal Staff by MrsK81 reviews
Originally a one shot now extended. American Bella is spending a year in London. Working at a party she meets a very sexy and very regal man looking for an escape. Result - a night with the Royal Staff which fast becomes so much more.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 117,978 - Reviews: 1594 - Favs: 2,001 - Follows: 896 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Forever is a Promise You Keep by shelikesthesound reviews
Bella loves Edward, much more than she should. Edward is an addict,and Bella deals with it. Years of this cycle begin to take its toll, and Bella is fed up. A near fatal accident forces Edward into a coma while Bella re-examines her previous decision.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 159,880 - Reviews: 977 - Favs: 909 - Follows: 644 - Updated: 11/15/2011 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Unexpected Circumstances by Savage7289 reviews
When a knight from another kingdom wins his choice of bride, he claims the handmaid instead of the princess. Isabella finds herself married and tossed into the middle of political schemes. What happens when she can't give him the one thing he must have?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 245,857 - Reviews: 25043 - Favs: 12,080 - Follows: 8,210 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
There is a Light by belladonnacullen reviews
This was 1987; before the Internet, before Twitter, before Facebook – this was back when it was still possible for people not to know about things: big things - like bands, and little things - like G-spots. AH, ExB, with some other parings along the way.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 141,350 - Reviews: 5175 - Favs: 3,749 - Follows: 2,447 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
At Your Own Risk by xrxdanixrx reviews
Everyone at school knows the infamous, rebellious Bella Swan, even straight-laced Edward. But who is she really, apart from the rumors? Edward finds himself stumbling down a dark path trying to understand her. But in the end, will it be worth it? AH EPOV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 207,467 - Reviews: 2822 - Favs: 2,094 - Follows: 1,619 - Updated: 10/11/2011 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Keep the Streets Empty For Me by ParisGolightly reviews
Best friends since they were babies; Edward and Bella were inseparable until the day Tanya Haven came into the picture and turned Edward and Bella's world upside down. Rated M for language and lemons. AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,276 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Bella, Edward
A Rough Start by ItzMegan73 reviews
Overnight irresponsible Edward goes from bachelor to father of a 5 yr old. Meanwhile responsible, prepared Bella begins her first job as Kindergarten teacher at Forks Elementary. When irresponsible meets the epitome of responsible, sparks will fly!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 253,554 - Reviews: 22858 - Favs: 14,106 - Follows: 10,625 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Washed Up by xrxdanixrx reviews
She washed up along the river near his secluded log cabin with no memories. He couldn't just leave her to fend for herself, could he?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 66,721 - Reviews: 4011 - Favs: 2,749 - Follows: 3,227 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Edward, Bella
Dog Tags & White TShirts by LoveLikeWoah reviews
Set in 1941, journalist Bella Swan gets into more than she bargained for when she meets Lieutenant Edward Masen. Can they survive one of the darkest times in our nations past...Pearl Harbor? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,818 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Edward, Bella
Elementary Education by Muse2MyMojo reviews
New Principal Bella Swan's life is turned upside down when she meets Edward, a sweet sexy first grade teacher.Can she handle a not so elementary education?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 69,650 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Edward, Bella
Outside the Box by SexyLexiCullen reviews
This is just your basic New York City love story. Crappy apartments, menial jobs, and low standards place Bella Swan in the pathway of love. Rated M. Canon couples with my usual OOC cast. AH. eventually E/B. Ficlet.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 75,052 - Reviews: 1490 - Favs: 1,081 - Follows: 971 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
How Can I Help You? by sugunary reviews
After years away, Bella Swan returns to a place she thought she left behind, and someone she wasn't sure wanted to see her, ever again. A story of how your life can change when you least expect it. AH, B/E, Em/R, A/J Not a cheating fic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 153,226 - Reviews: 710 - Favs: 775 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sympathy For the Devil by Anadabyel reviews
Innocent new girl Bella starts her senior year without any friends or knowledge of the cliques that form the hierarchy at Forks High School. Unfortunately her first meeting is with the local greaser gang, The Devils. ooc/all human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,899 - Reviews: 762 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 608 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Bella, Edward
Striptease ::On Hiatus till Further Notice:: by Sorcha Cullen reviews
After that fateful 18th birthday of Bella's, Edward decided it was best to leave Bella. She needed to live a "normal" human life. Though, he never imagined where she would be a year later. With every action comes a reaction.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,098 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Bella, Edward
Bella outnumbered by dirtycheekymonkeys reviews
Bella is a child therapist who despises children. Her ovaries and woo-hoo have long since packed up shop in fear of the baby juice. A chance meeting with divorced father, Edward in a bar leads to hilarious complications and revelations. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,824 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Edward, Bella
Company Loves Misery by AngstGoddess003 reviews
AH-Edward, current recovering alcoholic, former bully of Bella Swan, must make amends to the one person who refuses to give them. Written for FGB Auction/WA Rehab. Adult Situations. Updated Wed/Sun.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 76,843 - Reviews: 6183 - Favs: 5,327 - Follows: 5,360 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Edward, Bella
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For Love and Hockey reviews
Hockey Player, Edward Cullen. Successful lawyer, Bella Swan. She loved him once and he broke her heart. Will she give him another chance?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,831 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 2/16
Not for Now, But for Eternity reviews
Telling a story backwords, we meet Bella and Edward at what seems to be the 'end'. See how they met, fell in love, and parted. And maybe, a triumphant return. AU/AH/OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,624 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Stranger in the Night reviews
Bella beat feet 10 years ago. She comes back to bury her father, the local hero, with a mystery child in tow. AU/AH/OOC.-On Hiatus
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,177 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 9/20/2011 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Bella, Edward
Shattered Perfection reviews
Bella has everything. Perfect husband, perfect kids, perfect life. Until one day, her world changes, and the perfection she thought she had is shattered. Will she be able to pull her life together and survive on her own? AU, AH, Rated M for eventual lemon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 46,640 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
B Shift reviews
Dr. Swan is an ER doctor who's lonely and goes to a bar looking for someone to spend the night with. Edward is a cocky firefighter who loves to entertain women, and then leave in the morning. What happens when they meet up again, three months later? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,154 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 88 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Bella, Edward
Isabella's New Life reviews
Isabella is running from a tortured past and doesn't know that she's looking for love until it smacks her in the face. Edward is a washed up Paramedic, recovering from a horrible relationship. Can they overcome their problems to find love? AU, AH ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 65,304 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete