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Joined 12-16-09, id: 2181290, Profile Updated: 10-09-11
Author has written 3 stories for Looking for Group, Naruto, and Dungeons and Dragons.

Name: Alex

Gender: Male

Speling: Bad

Age: between pi and infinity

I have been off for a year or so, although I may just start writing again, once I have some time.

Likes: Sports, good food, video games, shounen manga, science, math

Dislikes: Bad puns (that are not mine), drama queens, people who think all manga is Naruto or Bleach

Nerd? No, we prefer the term intellectually badass

ALL YOUR BASES ARE BELONG TO US!! We have soap, and baking powder, and laundry detergent, and milk, and ammonia. Ha!

Trig is a sine of the times. Geometry is just plane fun. Calculus has its limits. A circle by any other name is just as round.

I have seen the future, and it is now!

The world needs an hellsing gantz crossover.

I get a lot of help with my editing and revising from litewarior4 and Cross the damned soul, so read their work!

You know when you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is because they don't have a screenname or my space.

4.) You look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons.

6.) Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you kept nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.)You were too busy nodding and smiling to notice number five.

10.) You scroll back to see if there's a number five.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

Put this in your profile if you fell for that, you know you did

Mangas I read:

Weekly (update):

Gantz

Air Gear

Naruto

Bleach

One Piece

SWOT

Histories strongest disciple Kennichi

Fairy tale

Kateyo Hitmann Reborn

Negima

Monthly (update):

Claymore

Fullmetal Alchemist

En Passant

Random/on (very long) break (Half a year so far for Shaman King Flowers):

Shaman King Flowers

The World God Only Knows

The Legend of Maian

Have finished (story done):

Dragon Ball/Dragon Ball Z

Histories strongest Disciple

Black Cat

Shaman King

Yu Yu Hakusho

Death Note

Hellsing

Code Geass(all three)

Inuyasha

My Balls

Sparkling Vampires by KaitoIceCream reviews
Alucard kicks Twilight vampires azzes. And don't be all like, oh bullets don't kill Twilight vampires! cuz Alucard's bullets kill EVERYTHING! One shot
Crossover - Hellsing & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Alucard - Complete
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The New World reviews
In an incident, four heroes are sent to a new world. The question is... What came with them?
Crossover - Dungeons and Dragons & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,997 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Naruto U.
Richards adventures with portals reviews
Maybe Richard shouldn't have gone through the portal. Oh well, there are plenty of things to kill. This is a series of one-shots, so expect randomness.
Looking for Group - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,449 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 4/21/2010
The boy named Naruto reviews
This is a short story about the life and death of Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete