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Author has written 11 stories for iCarly, Harry Potter, and Starship.


Name: G. Suzzane

Age: 13,

Gender: girl

Likes: singing, dancing, acting, writing, reading, math, science, volleyball, swimming, seddie, thunderstorms, MUSIC, Mamma Mia

Hates: work, annoying people, the color orange

Favorite color: light blues, lilac, light green

Favorite Movie Line: Asantey sana squash banana wey weyuu a mimi a pana! Little boys who play with fire get their finger's burned!

Favorite Song: don't even get me started! It'll take forever to pick one.

are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile

If you think Gibby IS a mermaid copy and paste this to your profile

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

5.5 million people are on the internet right now. Copy this onto your profile if you are one of them.

If you have ever pasted anything on your profile, paste this on your profile.

If you have a profile, paste this on your profile.

If you are a girl, paste this on your profile.

If you're on the computer, paste this on your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those iCarly fan girls, paste this into your profile.

If you have OSD put this in your profile! (Obsessive Seddie Disorder!)

If you are so obsessed with iCarly that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile

If you think that only losers hate/don't get iCarly, copy this into your profile.

If you know Seddie beats the flippin' socks off Creddie, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you throw a fit when someone says the iCarly characters aren't real, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever spent numerous hours looking for stuff that remind you of any of the iCarly team, copy and paste this into your profile

If your mom wishes you'd never heard of iCarly, copy and paste this into your profile.

If one of your favorite numbers is now 239, copy and paste this into your profile.

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and put this on your profile to bring a smile to someone (maybe even a chuckle)...

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think Seddie is much better than Creddie, copy and paste this onto your profile

Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LET'S DO IT AGAIN!!"

A friend helps you up when you fall, a best friend continues walking while saying ''Walk much dumbass?" If you agree, copy and paste this onto your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who won't say anything when you cry for no reason, but a true friend will start sobbing too, just to help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this on your profile.

Ninety-five percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of that five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara- Minamino, Yabie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, Browned-angelofmusic, Piratesswriter/ fairy to be, The Gypsy- PirateQueen, Caffy91, Lady of the Serpents, taynzpink, JayJay3493, Randy Taylor, XxiLove AmandaxX, xxiCarlyFanxx, SeddieLover26

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this into your profile

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

92 percent of teens have moved onto rap. If you are part of the 8 that still listen to real music, copy and paste this into your profile.

I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect. If you agree, copy this into your profile, and add your name to the list: Randy Taylor, Home Improvement Lover, SeddieLover26

Lightning Saved My Life outfits/ accessories

(Sam's Dress)

(Sam's Suitcase)

(Sam's Bag)

(Sam's Watch)

(Amy's outfit)

(Sam's New Dress)

(Sam's Hair)

(Sam's Song Dress)

iForgot It All

(Sam's Shirt)


iCarly Trip

(Sam's Dress):

(Sam's Hair):

(Carly's Dress):

(Sam's Bag):

(Sam's Shirt):

(Sam's Pants):


(Sam's Bikini (Top)):

(Sam's Sundress):

(Tent-like-thingy) :,26&um=1&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=123&vpy=187&dur=2330&hovh=194&hovw=259&tx=177&ty=137&ei=7fxjTOiZHsL6lweNmbmLCg&oei=w_xjTJPJD8H48Abe_KSVCQ&esq=5&page=1&ndsp=19&ved=1t:429,r:0,s:0&biw=1280&bih=683

Stevie's Cat Pose:,r:2,s:0

iCarly Masked Ball

(Carly's Dress):

(Sam's Dress):


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Parents Really Shouldn't Date by person226 reviews
Sam's mom has a boyfriend with a son and Freddie's dad has a girlfriend with a daughter. The boyfriend of Sam's mom happens to have the same name as Freddie's dad and the girlfriend of Freddie's dad has the same name as Sam's mom. Coincidence? Seddie :
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 77,286 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P.
iCruise Around The World With You by seddieplease reviews
Sam gets a scholarship for a summer cruise around the world; but is shocked on who her next door neighbor for the next three weeks is! Seddie!
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,555 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Freddie B., Sam P.
iShut Down by SeddieLUV reviews
After Freddie saves Sam from being raped,she trusts no one else. Freddie stays with her constantly,but Sam is locked in her own mind. Stitching the pieces of Sam's heart back together won't be easy. Seddie!
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,400 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 10/7/2011 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
iAmNotGay by HugsandBugsSmileyface reviews
Freddie tells a lie that soon becomes the talk of the school. Freddie's the only one who knows that it's not true. And why is Sam so upset by this lie? She couldn't possibly have feelings for Freddie...right? SEDDIE! Rated T.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,572 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P.
iDiscover I Have Superpowers by Steampunk Beauty reviews
The iCarly gang stumbles upon an experience that changes their lives. Friendships will be tested, rivalries revisited, love & vulnerabilities revealed. Can the trio stick together or will they fall apart over the obstacles? Eventual mystery pairing.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,008 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Carly S., Sam P.
Charmed One by BeautifulDreamer.x reviews
On Sam's 18th birthday, she learns she's a witch, and not just any witch, the most powerful witch ever to walk the earth. She's the Charmed One. But can she destroy demons who attempt to kill her while maintaining her friendship with Carly and Freddie? PERMANENT HIATUS.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 30,189 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P.
iRoomies by B.Stryker reviews
Freddie is looking forward to a summer vacation by himself, but that's changed when a blonde haired girl shows up at his door with luggage. DUN DUN DUN! It is Seddie. Don't like? Don't read! Rated T for cursing, some sexual moments, and shirtless gibbys!
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,124 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Freddie B., Sam P.
His Client by The TimeMachine reviews
Freddie's a psychiatrist, and he's never had problems with his clients. Until now. SEDDIE! :D
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,906 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/28/2011 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Freddie B., Sam P.
Something Weird by TheUltimateNinja reviews
"Something weird is going on. But I like it." Sam's discovered she has these powers. What can she do with them? What happens when a certain nub starts to show the exact same signs as she did when she discovered them? SEDDIE! I, sadly, don't own iCarly.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,781 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P.
iKeep You Breathing by gigglebug321 reviews
When Sam gets in a tragic car accident, will Freddie be able to keep her alive? Will they realize that each other is actually what keeps them sane? Seddie story!
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,343 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Freddie B., Sam P.
iAm George the Bra by Lovin'Seddie reviews
"Hello, my name is George the Bra, and I am a Seddie shipper." Join George on his journey to get Sam and Freddie together! Told from George's weird, bra perspective of things. Based off of a video of George and Freddie. Seddie, of course.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,156 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Cruel Summer by leeluvzya reviews
Set in the summer between 4th and 5th year - Hermione spends the summer at Grimmauld Place with the Weasley's and Sirius. The tans will fade, but the memories will last forever: Will it be a summer Hermione remembers fondly or wishes never happened?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,322 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Hermione G., Ron W.
I Hope You Dance by Sidney Ella Ford reviews
Freddie and Sam come to terms with tradgedy, and the bond they never realized they shared. Rated for language and character death. Read and Review, please.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,522 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Freddie B., Sam P.
Electrons and Opposites Attract by the.lone.sock reviews
A chemistry teacher with a knack of going way off topic and hooking his students up. A Sam Puckett and a Freddie Benson who blush and stutter a whole lot. And a Carly who's just having a good time.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,002 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
iBet by ahkullerkeks reviews
"Dude." She swallowed hard. "That's not just the most disgusting prize you've ever wanted, but that sounds a lot likeā€¦a date."
iCarly - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,427 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P.
iSleepover by KWilson reviews
What happens when the iCarly cast has a sleepover? Seddie!
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,280 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Impurity by DestinyFateChoice reviews
Draco finds out he's not entirely what he thinks he is. He's part Veela and realises that this means he's no better than a mudblood. But as it turns out, the mudblood is not so muggle born afterall. Veela!Draco Mate!Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,663 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 450 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Heck, we are special by TonyCupcake reviews
Carly, Freddie, and Sam find a book that explains their whole life, but without any idea how or why they stumble across their fate. By gaining the powers that were locked to keep them safe, the gang must go up against all they know. *Seddie*
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,040 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P.
If I Loved Another by Archilochus reviews
Unable to fall asleep after the kiss, Freddie ponders how things would be different if he were in love with Sam instead of Carly.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,825 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
How to Behave Badly by EyesxWidexShut reviews
Sam pov oneshot. Sam knows how to behave badly, but..
iCarly - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
Why I get jealous by Snow Empress reviews
Ron Weasley muses on what exactly makes him jealous of the guys Hermione dates. Hermione finds his diary. Written at 1AM, RHr fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
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Eye of the Beholder reviews
She practically fell out of the sky and into his life. Some call her a monster, most call her some slightly less pleasant words, but he knows that beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Rated for Taz's mouth.
Starship - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,375 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Taz, Up
Confidence Boosts reviews
After the whole Ron and Lavender incident, Hermione receives several long-awaited confidence boosts from Harry, Draco, Luna, Ginny and Neville. Lots of Draco/Hermione friendship moments, but in the end it's Ron/Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,524 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Slipped Away reviews
I huge mistake leaves someone devastated bat the Valentine's Dance.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
iCarly Trip reviews
When the iCarly crew and Spencer go to Cape Cod Mass., what will they discover that could change iCarly forever? I DON'T OWN iCarly. Rated T just in case. SEDDIE!
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,250 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/16/2010 - Published: 7/20/2010
Second Chances reviews
Sam is accidentally killed but God has given her a second chance. When she comes back, she is only seen by people she's shared important memories with. Will she have enough time to fix it all? Seddie.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,229 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010
Ten Years reviews
It's been ten years since the crash of Puckett and Benson. Seddie
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Lightning Saved My Life reviews
SEDDIE When Freddie finds Sam outside his window, crying and and bleeding, what will he uncover? Now complete!
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,030 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Complete
iCarly Masked Dance reviews
When Sam goes to the dance disguised as 'Jennette', will she find her prince charming? When Freddie goes to the ball as 'Nathan'. will her find his princess? Rated K for a Sam/Carly cat fight. SEDDIE oneshot
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,284 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
iForgot It All reviews
SEDDIE! When Sam cracks her head and looses her memory, what will Carly, Freddie and Spencer do to save her? I'm so bad at summaries SEDDIE I PROMISE. T just in case
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,274 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 7/4/2010
Languages reviews
SEDDIE!Inspired by seddiefan4eva. In English, Spanish, French and Italian. one-shot. What happens when Sam and Freddie argue in different languages?
iCarly - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Complete
When the Camera was Still On reviews
When Sam is bent out of shape, and Freddie accidental leaves the camera on, he's left with one decision that could change the history of iCarly forever. SEDDIE SEDDIE SEDDIE SEDDIE! One-shot with a twist.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,644 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Complete