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Joined 12-17-09, id: 2181855, Profile Updated: 04-18-13
Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter, and Once Upon a Time.

My previous bio mentioned my pregnancy, and now that the little ladybug is 2 I thought it might be time for an update.

I tend to write bite sized fiction, because I worry about wasting people's time if the story isn't that good of an idea. Everything is up for expansion if people care to review, because that's the only way I have of knowing if a story is interesting to more people than just me. :)

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Harry Potter and the Natural 20 by Sir Poley reviews
Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates Mondays.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 54 - Words: 240,172 - Reviews: 3580 - Favs: 2,527 - Follows: 2,942 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 5/7/2012
3 Slytherin Marauders by severusphoenix reviews
Harry & Dudley flee an abusive Vernon to Severus Snape. Severus finds a new home for himself & the boys with dragons and hunt the Horcruxes from there. The dragons, especially one become their allies. Tom R is VERY different.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 133 - Words: 529,341 - Reviews: 5051 - Favs: 2,337 - Follows: 2,674 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
Harry Potter and the Garden of Intrigue by Azjerban reviews
In which, Harry understands Victorian flower language at age 11. Features Loony!Reading!Harry, as well as Competent!Ron, GeniusResearcher!Hermione, Neville!Neville, and CharacterDevelopment!Crabbe and Goyle. Events grow gradually further and further from the original.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 51 - Words: 145,421 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Harry P.
Magical Relations by evansentranced reviews
AU First Year onward: Harry's relatives were shocked when the Hogwarts letters came. Not because Harry got into Hogwarts. They had expected that. But Dudley, on the other hand...That had been a surprise. Currently in 5th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 65 - Words: 242,366 - Reviews: 4306 - Favs: 4,267 - Follows: 5,413 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Harry P., Dudley D.
A Dark Tale by the-shiny-girl reviews
Why exactly did Hermione Granger force Severus Snape into marriage?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 51,889 - Reviews: 1053 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 834 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Witch Queen by TimeLoopedPowerGamer reviews
After a long war, Voldemort still remains undefeated and Hermione Granger has fallen to Darkness. But despite having gained great power in exchange for a bargain with the hidden Fae, she is still unable to defeat the Dark Lord. As a last resort, she sends Harry back in time twenty years to when he was eleven, using a dark ritual with a terrible sacrifice. Canon compliant AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 138,614 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 727 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 12/23/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Luna L.
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... Ch. 101, Precautionary Measures: Pt. 2.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 101 - Words: 561,157 - Reviews: 23752 - Favs: 13,391 - Follows: 12,300 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
A Twist in Destiny by IAMGinny reviews
AU: Voldemort won the first war. Harry grew up in a Rebel Camp. When Harry is captured during a routine scouting mission, they meet. And neither is expecting the outcome. NonSlash. Not your normal Harry/Voldemort-father/son story. slightly OOC Voldy/Harry. officially off hiatus!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 59,147 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 611 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort
Hermione Granger and the Prince of Serpents by CreatorZorah reviews
At the age of five Harry turns into a snake. Five years later he saves a girl named Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,913 - Reviews: 1288 - Favs: 1,862 - Follows: 2,340 - Updated: 10/12/2013 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Can I Keep Him? by TeenTypist reviews
"Can I keep him?" Mrs. Weasley simply stared, looking between her daughter and the young man standing in front of the fireplace, dripping wet. Ginny looked imploringly at her mother. "My Gran is dead. Just for a little while. Please?" Neville, COMPLETE, NLGW
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 34 - Words: 102,760 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 7/31/2013 - Published: 9/12/2005 - Neville L., Ginny W. - Complete
Cat and Mouse by cataloo456 reviews
After losing the Battle of Hogwarts, the Light falls back to regroup. But Hermione Granger is trapped inside the castle and with Death Eaters at every turn she is inevitably found by Rodolphus Lestrange who leads her in a tantalizing game of cat and mouse
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,859 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 7/24/2013 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Hermione G., Rodolphus L.
Last Chance by Laume reviews
AU. In 1938, Albus Dumbledore heads to a London orphanage to deliver a letter to a muggleborn student, and decides to be reasonable when encountering Tommy Riddle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 51,567 - Reviews: 1097 - Favs: 1,384 - Follows: 1,763 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Albus D., Tom R. Jr.
Which Weasley Would She Become? by lily0889 reviews
Aside from Bill, all of the Weasley sons fell for Hermione Granger at some point. Ultimately she would have to choose which Weasley's witch she'd be.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,236 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 7/15/2013
The Potions Master - Redux by DjinniFires reviews
Will Harry always save the day? Who's behind the terrifying accidents threatening Hogwarts' heroes? Harry's misconceptions about Snape complicate solving this current day mystery and uncovering a Marauder era secret. Alternate 5th year: Sirius doesn't die, Cho isn't a wimp, Snape is mysterious and grand, modern technology rattles Hogwarts, not all Slytherins are bad.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 60 - Words: 119,528 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 5/20/2013 - Published: 6/17/2003 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Merlin Drives A Hard Bargain by galleons reviews
Professor Snape couldn't fathom how this was happening to him. What had he ever done to deserve... smirk
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,449 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Severus S.
The Kingdom of AU by Dobby's Socks reviews
Many people have their different views on the Potter-verse, but there are some who just take it too far. This is a collection of cliches, AUs, mishaps, and other things which generally should not be published. *No offense inttended to any specific author.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,376 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 6/28/2009
Home at Last by Sharkeygirl reviews
Snape yearns for peace in death, but the cosmos has other plans. When he finds himself in the center of a celestial wager, will he decide that love leads to freedom, or will he reject love in favor of solitude?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 46,646 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Severus S., Hermione G.
On Your Side by FlashFiction reviews
Minerva gets the feeling that everything is not right with Severus Snape. Could his behaviour be a sign of things to come? Written for the Lion and the Serpent: A Gryffindor/Slytherin Challenge at the HPFC forum.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Minerva M., Severus S. - Complete
Diagon Alley by Love8Peace reviews
9 year old Harry runs from cousin and friends and somehow manages to find himself in Diagon Alley. What will this encounter with the wizarding world do to our young hero? How will it affect the world and war in later years? HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,059 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Harry P.
Behind the Whiskers and the Purrs by ChristinaFay reviews
A lighthearted story about a gentle werewolf and an unlikely furry friend throughout the years. Of course, there is always more hidden behind the animagus forms.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,741 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
At The Bottom Of Everything by Procrastinations reviews
"How fitting that after six years, they never suspected that the rat was the rat." People are so willing to forget that Peter was a Marauder too. Rated K for a tiny swear.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Peter P. - Complete
Damage Control by DownWithJack8 reviews
All those rumors circulating around in fifth year regarding Harry's lack of sanity-what if he decided to take advantage of them to get back at Umbridge in the most annoying way possible? Or maybe he really is losing it...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,968 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Harry P.
A Matter of Taste by galfoy reviews
Hermione is craving salt... Draco is craving sugar... But it's not really about gastronomy, is it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,760 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 46 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Barney Continues, Episode One by cheezburgerlover reviews
The next installment of Barney Calhoun's adventure. Upon finding out about the doomed Citadel, Barney must evacuate as many people as possible before City 17 goes up in smoke. New enemies and new allies emerge. Rated T for gore and language.
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,009 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/4/2011 - Published: 1/7/2010
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Fighting For Him reviews
Since Lily and James were young, James fought to get Lily to love him. Now it's Lily's turn to fight for the man she loves. AU - Lily and James survive the attack on Godric's Hollow, but all is not well for the Potter family.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/23/2013 - James P., Lily Evans P., Severus S., Harry P.
Pongo reviews
Before she adopts Henry, Regina makes a friend. Short and sweet. (Please review and let me know if Regina seems IC enough if you have the chance.)
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2013 - The Evil Queen/Regina M., Pongo - Complete
Repealed reviews
The unpopular marriage law is repealed. Who annuls their marriage? Who stays with their spouse? After three years of forced marriage, freedom is waiting for many wizards and witches... heartbreak for others. Pairing will change every chapter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,607 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/21/2012 - Published: 12/4/2011
The Bad Guy reviews
Lucius Malfoy returns from a deployment, and the family cope with his return. It's sunshine and roses the first night... but that never lasts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Draco M., Lucius M.