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MY BIRTHDAY IS ON NARUSASU DAY! I was so happy I almost cried :D
Name: Pond Weed. Or Weedy. Or Gringy Boots. Or your worst nightmare o.O
Age: Guess. I can legally have sex, get married, smoke and get a job but I can't buy alcohol. Sucks.
Sex: XX. Homozygous chromosomes. (Biology A levels sucks big, hair gonads)
Complex: I have OCD about colours...Blue and Yellow have to go together...
Absolute Religious Obsession Fanatical Favourite Pairing:
F.R.E.R.A.R.D - it's the shit.
Other Good Pairings:
Sasuke with anyone but Naruto
Naruto with (almost) anyone but Sasuke.
Favourite Characters: Gaara. Neji, Shikamaru, Kimimaru, Suigetsu, L, Naruto, Kiba, Ichigo.
Hated Characters: Sakura(pre-time-skip), Karin, Hinata, Orochimaru.
Favourite Quote: "Drug takers, law breakers and bonafide fornicators." (The Boat That Rocked)
Favourite Movies: KICK ASS (cos it kicks ass!) Hurt Locker. Nightmare Before Christmas. 28 Weeks Later. Daybreakers. Superbad. Balls of Fury. V for Vendetta. I can go on...I
Favourite Actors: Simon Pegg. Dylan Moran. Will Farell. Sean Bean (just because I like his name...hehe). Robert Downey Jr.
Favourite Music: My Chemical Romance, The Used, Pendulum, DJ Fresh, Nirvana, Erasure, AC/DC, Toots and the Maytals, The Smashing Pumpkins, Modstep, Hollywood Undead, Ida Maria, Gentleman's Dub Club, Jimmy Eat World, Green Day, Deadmau5, The Days the Nights, The Blackout and many, many more. I don't have one specific genre of music though I probably would choose Rock over anything.
A little thing about me: I've seen MCR 6 times, don't judge because seriously if you start bitching that they're an emo band I'll just come drop kick you in the face. It's not even about other people not liking them because that;'s fine, I have no problem with it because obviously everyone has different opinions but they are an incredible band, Gerard Way's lyrics are amazing and they have some of the most amazing fans in the world.
Rizzy the ninja ferret. She totally kicks ass.
Sid the sabotage expert hedgehog. He's the bomb.
Bandit the evil mastermind Angora ferret. He's the prettiest supervillain you'll ever meet.
Zulu the fat lump. The only ferret in the world to have every characteristic of Baloo the sloth bear and wag his tail.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...
Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage
You know you’re a SasuNaru fan when:
You think about SasuNaru 24/7;
You dream about SasuNaru all the time;
You try to throw stuff at Sakura, when she try’s to ask Sasuke out;
You squeal whenever you watch episode 202 and see that the number one favorite fight was between ur two favorite bishounen;
You almost fainted when Sasuke leaned over Naruto after the Valley of End…uh ended;
You go aww whenever Sasuke and Naruto have another one of their lover’s quarrels;
You hate having to wait for the fillers to be over; (where the hell is the timeskip!)
You pray with a little hope that Masashi Kishimoto would add some more SasuNaru hints in the timeskip;
Everyday u sit at the computer hoping that an idea for an great SasuNaru story would hit u soon;
You think that people that like couples such as Sasu-Saku and some others that are not SasuNaru XP should all go to the most horrible place in the world, hell for example;
You know that one day SasuNaru would rule the world!;
You love reading this reader’s profile (lol...);
You pray that somehow and someway Sakura would die somewhere along the timeskip;
You get mad every time Hinata trys to make a move on Naruto (yet u think its cute cuz Sasuke get jealous);
You wait for SasuxNaruislove to post new doujinshi’s(WHICH TAKES FOREVER!!);
You search deviantart more for SasuNaru then any other thing;
You decide that typing this up would help people understand why you love SasuNaru so much;
Your favorite colors are blue and yellow (they are complimentary);
You feel like you wanna punch Sakura for even thinking about the word Sasuke;
You just wanna go and hug the little adorable Naru-chan and tell him he and Sasuke are so kawaii together;
SasuNaru is your Anti-drug;
You talk about it all the time and ur friends have no idea what SasuNaru is; (phew!)
You once tried to start a club at school; (and it didn't work out..)
Whenever you hear the word “sauce” you add a “sue nah roo” to the end and then shout "SASUNARU!" XDDDD;
You almost break ur computer after watching the episode where Sakura “touches” Sasuke to calm him down after using the Sharingan with the cursed mark;
You were just about to explode when Sasuke left Naruto alone at the Valley of End (did you cheat on him bastard! XD);
You cried at the flashbacks they played while at the Valley of End (grabs a tissue);
You like reading this long list and find it mildly amusing;
You have written 5 or more stories about them (guilty as charged);
You ignore other pairings and focus more on the “obsession”;
You put 20 or more pictures on ur ipod for later purposes :yaoi fan giggle:;
You try to convince some of ur close friends to like it; (sighs)
You wonder what ur mom and dad would say if they found out what “it” was;
You sigh as this list ends XD
You were also screaming at Konohamuru in chapter 347 (page 10)
and You were awwing when Naruto dispelled the jutsu (jealous much?)
You replayed the credits ending to Shippuuden 65 over and over until your fingers cramped...then kept going anyway XD
You laughed hysterically when Naruto rejected Sakura in the manga;
You screamed at your computer when Sakura decided to go after Sasuke, but then realised it was for Naruto's sake then only glared at it;
You look up fluffy sasunaru video's on youtube and squeal at the happy ones and sniff at the sad ones;
You get high and giggle inanely about sasunaru when everyone else is passed out around you...anyone...? No...? Just me?...Damn.;
SASUNARU IS YOUR RELIGION!
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I don't know if you know this but I'm actually a toad. o.O
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