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Author has written 14 stories for Naruto, and Bleach.

Name: Paige

About Me: Finally, I'm finding time to write! Don't mind me here, while I re-write some of the stories I've posted. I'll keep my grubby paws off of Akatsuki Moments since people are so attached to it, but everything else is free run. I'd actually like to start updating the two stories I'm working on right now, and maybe pick the stories I've put on Hiatus -cough-It'sBetterToStayHidden-cough- back up. I'll be honest... I totally forgot what some of the plots were. But I swear to god I will try to get started on them without starting too many new stories. Hopefully my writing has improved enough to be interesting.

Fandom: Naruto, Bleach

Favorite Ships: Orihime/Ulquiorra (Bleach), Sakura/Gaara - Sakura/Akatsuki (Naruto), Castiel/Meg (Supernatural), Chloe/Derek (The Darkest Powers Trilogy),

Deviant Art: http://psychoxkillerxfreak.deviantart.com/

Fan Art:

(Akatsuki Moments)

Cheetos?

Itachi's Dango

Talkin' About Tight Places

"Back me up, Kakuzu."

Akatsuki Moments: All Tied Up

Moonflower

Kisame and Finding Nemo

Akatsuki Moments: Hidan Gets High

(Mask, Uhn)

Mask, uhn


Doujinshi: Akatsuki Moments

The story you all know and love, drawn by Jenel-Sama, or blackxnightxace. Links to the pages available below.

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Current Stories:


Through Uneven Glass - Bleach- Ulquiorra/Orihime - Canon - Rated T - In Progress

There was a shocked moment of complete silence, the silence before the storm, everyone's eyes glued on Ulquiorra's still form just inches from Inoue's hands. Her heart fluttered.


Attack and Conquer - Naruto - Akatsuki/Sakura - Canon - Rated M - In Progress

The leaf is defeated and the Akatsuki are resurrected but in learning that the true leader is Madara, Deidara and others defect from the Akatsuki. Are our rebels doomed to be conquered, or will they meet a much different fate with our own Sakura Haruno?


It's Better to Stay Hidden - Naruto - Akatsuki/Sakura - Canon - Rated M - In Progress -

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Cat'O'Nine Tails by Kaze and Kiba reviews
Sakura you are being sent undercover to capture Uchiha Itachi, and any other Akatsuki you come into contact with, while on your mission. Ha. Yeah right, just let me get my big net and ass kicking boots...What do you mean when you say 'Disguised as a cat?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 138,902 - Reviews: 2468 - Favs: 1,528 - Follows: 1,493 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Dance with the Devil by VesperChan reviews
She thought they were all dead, but one by one the deceased members of the Akatsukie start showing up on her doorstep, whether she wants them to or not.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,845 - Reviews: 874 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 635 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Finders Keepers by Kaze and Kiba reviews
Little brother, if you don't take care of what's precious to you-you don't deserve to have it. Since you haven't learned your lesson, I will take her away from you. Sakura's in trouble when she catches Itachi's attention. M-language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 139,103 - Reviews: 1242 - Favs: 886 - Follows: 868 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Tell Yourself by Princess Kitty1 reviews
They've survived the war. He's gained a heart. Now Ulquiorra and Orihime get to face their most interesting challenge yet: living together. A series of drabbles and interrelated one-shots in which shenanigans ensue. Rating will change as needed.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 67 - Words: 119,036 - Reviews: 2745 - Favs: 1,076 - Follows: 916 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I.
Living A Lie by 17child-of-the-moon17 reviews
Sakura has a mission: stage her defection from Konoha, attract Akatsuki's attention, and infiltrate the elusive organization. She expected it to be hard, maybe even deadly. She never bargained for this, though. SakuraxAkatsuki Mostly crack!fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 67,184 - Reviews: 802 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 499 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
My Master's Voice by Hikari-chanX reviews
She was his prisoner and he was her master. He would force her to obey his every order-no matter what the cost. However, love changes everything. ULQUIxHIME! Rated M for later chapters!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 138,491 - Reviews: 904 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 450 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I.
Dear Bleach Fanfiction Authors by Sariniste reviews
Humorous short letters to Bleach fanfiction authors: what the characters would say in response to common fanfic clichés. Canon universe, mostly. No non-canon pairings. Drabble series. Plus, how to improve your writing in ten easy lessons from the Shinigami Women's and Men's Associations.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 90 - Words: 52,976 - Reviews: 4887 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Ichigo K.
The Duty by Avium reviews
Gaara pinched the bridge of his nose, and muttered more to himself than anyone else, "I am not going to have a say in this, am I?" Set during the 4th Shinobi War. GaaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 146,016 - Reviews: 1319 - Favs: 1,212 - Follows: 1,259 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Consequences by Katey123 reviews
Wedged between a rock and a hard place, Sakura has no choice but to grit her teeth and heal the Akatsuki assassin; Deidara. Drawn in by his mysterious, enigmatic personality her morals become compromised, unaware that the consequences of her actions will threaten to destroy all that she holds dear. Can their fledgling relationship prevail in the face of such hostility?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 105,647 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Sakura H., Deidara
The View From Here by TheCatWithTheHat reviews
In his chest, his heart broke in two. For beneath the wrinkles, the spots, and the white hair, he still saw her. He saw the Onna, Orihime Inoue, sixty years later. He was too late. Oneshot.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,198 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/24/2013 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
Bleach: Redux by Koltiras Rip reviews
The manuscript behind the reasonably popular doujinshi, Bleach Redux tells the story of what could have happened had Orihime pulled her head out of Ichigo's ass and saved Ulquiorra like she should have in the first place. NOTE: 3 very small lemons inter-spliced within the entire manuscript. I AM NOT going to change the rating just because of those few instances.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 86 - Words: 133,386 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
My Onna by LiberumVersu reviews
Being in a relationship with a business tycoon is not easy. But there are moments that make it worth it. "I'd deny them all for you." AU Ulquihime
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,888 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/22/2013 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra
Masquerade by Keitoz reviews
A dark prince lurking in the shadows finds himself drawn to what seems to be the very essence of happiness and sunlight in human form: Inoue Orihime. Captured by Ulquiorra, she soon discovers that there are many secrets hidden behind his mask and within the hotel Las Noches. Can she lift his curse in time? "For who could ever learn to love a beast?" UlquiHime. NnoiNel. Slight AU
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 73,383 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I.
Desert Blossom by katlou303 reviews
It's been four years since Sakura started living in Suna and her time with Gaara is running out. Sakura begins to struggle with her feelings for her best friend - the Kazekage. This sequel has arranged marriages, babies and drama. GaaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 57,317 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Sakura H., Gaara
Alice In Chains by Subtle Serenity reviews
-And that was how Orihime Inoue found herself handcuffed and strung up in Ulquiorra's basement, which was the beginning of what she was sure would be a hardly healthy relationship…
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 119,630 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra
Whiskey Tango by miss-emotive reviews
This is the strand that holds me to you, he'd say, lying down beside her. This is the strand that is strong enough to keep us here. A series of UlquiorraOrihime drabbles and short stories.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,874 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I.
Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting by odmonkey reviews
"It would have been difficult to say who was more unpleasantly surprised, Haruno Sakura or the five members of the Akatsuki, when she walked into the back-end of nowhere bar". Filthy words and sexy talk are all part of a day's work for the Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,804 - Reviews: 686 - Favs: 1,142 - Follows: 745 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
Musings by Princess Kitty1 reviews
-AU- The continued misadventures of pianist Ulquiorra Schiffer, ex-prostitute Orihime Inoue, and the residents of the Las Noches apartment complex... A miniseries of long or short one-shots from the Muse-verse. -UlquiHime, GrimmNel, GinRan and More-
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,168 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
The Wits & Woes of Miss Sakura Haruno by Orange Sherbet reviews
Itachi had a kunai at my throat, Hidan had my wrists, and Deidara was sitting on my thighs. And let's not forget the fact that they were all still topless. Pakkun, I don't think we're in Konoha anymore.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,438 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Conversations with an S Class Nin by moodiful819 reviews
He was a prisoner and she was his keeper. Only one thing could come out of this relationship. They just didn’t know what. Deisaku. Mature content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,105 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Deidara, Sakura H.
Nocturne of Shadow by Gabrielmanga reviews
On a cold rainy night, a pact shall be made, light shall cross with darkness, good shall fused with evil. A pact made to save a soul, but kill another. This is the story of a demon and a nun. rated M: mature content/mild language for later.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,360 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I.
Ulterior Motives by Mushrambolover reviews
He would only bring gifts because she would remember him if he did. She would have preferred to be at his side rather than receiving the fancy gifts.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,455 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/16/2011 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Rin, Sesshomaru - Complete
Love or Hate? by Tobi Grl reviews
Sakura has run into a certain Akatsuki member while his "visit" to Konoha. Will she continue to hate his guts from being an Akatsuki member, or will she see past the title he holds? DeiSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,531 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/1/2011 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Deidara, Sakura H.
Oz by Princess Kitty1 reviews
-AU- College brings 20 year old Inoue Orihime to the US, where a sudden tornado dumps her in a world at war. Now it's up to her to save Oz, with a talking cat, a cowardly munchkin, a traitor, and an untrustworthy heartless man at her side. -UlquiHime-
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 97,854 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 3/24/2011 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
Contradiction by Princess Kitty1 reviews
Ulquiorra's P.O.V. - He spent so much time questioning her actions that he almost forgot to question his own.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,934 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
Wanted by Orange Sherbet reviews
Deidara: A true pyromaniac. Itachi: He needs a tan. Hidan: Therapy and medication. Tobi: WTF. How am I, Sakura Haruno, supposed to whip the most feared gang in Suna into shape? "Hidan. Be a dear and KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS." Kill me now.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 43,186 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Forgotten by Mikha reviews
Sesshomaru hasn't visited Rin at the village for a long time. When he finally does, how does she react?
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,109 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Sesshomaru, Rin - Complete
Emotions by Cherry Blossom ZuperStar reviews
Love, happiness, anger, sadness, fear...Such stupid remarks. Who needed them anyway? Emotions were silly, worthless things... Then if they were such flaws to someone why did he want them? Why was he so interested in them? Why did he want to feel them?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,606 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
Under Their Skin: Akatsuki by Kita Kudai reviews
How to get 'under the skin' of the infamous Akatsuki! Twenty one easy steps.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,061 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
Potential Employee by Orange Sherbet reviews
"Well, I like little boys, long walks on the beach, evil plots, un-happy endings, the movie 'Jaws', and little boys. Especially little boys." In which Orochimaru has a job interview with the Akatsuki. WARNING: CRACK!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Pain/Pein, Orochimaru - Complete
Akatsuki Christmas Song! by QueenOfFanFicWorldLoveGunner reviews
Random that I came up with because I have no life
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Akatsuki, Zetsu - Complete
Sakuras Hell by werewolfbleu reviews
The clock has been turned back on the akatsuki. Poor sakura is now designated babysitter! Sakura/Akatsuki Saku/Ita, Saku/Dei, Saku/Saso, Saku/multi fic! *Contains action/humor/romance/angst/drama. I do not own naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 87,221 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Nightmares Past by randomsomeone reviews
The offer she's been given is one he'd never let her accept--but rejecting it won't be easy. They build their way out on what remains of her past dreams and his past nightmares. GaaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 24,571 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Muse by Princess Kitty1 reviews
-AU- "You'll always be a whore, just like your mother." Those words had been her undoing. Now years later, amidst the brokenness of her life there came this strange man, asking for what no one else ever had: Her heart. UlquiHime – Dark Fic-
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 158,153 - Reviews: 1418 - Favs: 937 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 11/9/2010 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
Moratorium by Princess Kitty1 reviews
-AU- Orihime Inoue was not superstitious. The ghost stories whispered by her new neighbors and friends, the unexplainable events; they all meant little to her... until she became the only person to see the demon at the edge of the woods. -Halloween Fic-
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,924 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
A Halloween Treat by Saku-Chan.x reviews
All Sakura wanted was a nice, relaxing evening after feeding the sugar hungry trick or treaters. The last thing she expected was to have the all the members of Akatsuki in her house, competing for her attention. Akatsuki x Sakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,549 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 35 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
Potty brake by NatashaLenn reviews
Orihime has to use the bathroom! little did she know her one trip to the bathroom was going to be an adventure she will never forget.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
Touching Her by Sakeryu reviews
He couldn't keep his eyes away from her. He couldn't prevent himself from the wild urges coursing through him. He wanted her and that's all he knew. Kisame/Sakura. Naruto is not my property.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,579 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Kisame H., Sakura H. - Complete
A Part of Life by Pardon the Insanity reviews
She blinked at him, and then laughed softly. "No, you're right." Her merriment subsided, but the touch of a smile still lingered upon her lips. "I guess what I meant is that I want to make a family. I want a baby."
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,036 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
Hollow Hole Tag by CrashCourse777 reviews
Ever wonder why so many Arrancars cover their hollow holes? On an average, boring day in Las Noches, Orihime convinces Ulquiorra to tell her the story behind the ill exposed Arrancars, and it's one none of the Espada will soon forget
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,029 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
Take It or Leave It by korinara reviews
Akatsuki & Sakura. After a moment of shock, Sakura realized that two fully grown, fully naked men were sitting squished uncomfortably together in her bathtub.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,648 - Reviews: 2410 - Favs: 2,581 - Follows: 1,624 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
Broken Mirror by Arranqueme reviews
Before now his markings have never elicited interest within him. Now, though, he finds himself wondering why he looks as he does. And how he must look to her... A lemony emo Ulquihime romance. My first FF, so I love your reviews. Chapters 6 on explicit.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,837 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
The Art of Destruction by MiyuCat reviews
The explosion had been a catalyst in more way than one, and Sakura ended up caught between ideals. Much angsty fluff and later, lemons! DeiSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 53,398 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Deidara, Sakura H.
In the Midnight Hour by Nirvana1 reviews
//UlquiorraOrihime// Insanity had to be the cause. She had no other explanation as to why a very dead Arrancar was haunting her.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,472 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
An Akatsuki Tail by elric0sis reviews
The akatsuki are known for being evil and horrible. But what happens when they are struck with a curse that changes their lives? They will call upon Sakura Haruno to help them return to normal. Better story inside. Rated for mild gore.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,918 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
Death Synthesis by RuneYue reviews
Zetsu comes to terms with his death. T for language and situations. No spoilers, if you know who everyone in Akatsuki is.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Zetsu - Complete
KureTori by Volleys-chan reviews
Tsunade had a secret. She had an informant inside Akatsuki. However, his time in Akatsuki had run out once he was discovered, so naturally she took him in, like their deal agreed. Whoever thought that he would fall for her apprentice? DeiSaku R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,411 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Deidara, Sakura H.
A Day In The Life by XxGaarasGirlXx reviews
Tobi takes Deidara's scope. If that isn't reason enough to panic, then what happens next is. Akatsuki life revealed! Enter at your own risk.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,011 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
Field Research by randomsomeone reviews
Reading a smutty book's left Gaara with some questions. Gaara's questions might give Sakura a mental breakdown. GaaSaku, fluffy and completely not serious crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,060 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Scattered Thoughts by randomsomeone reviews
A collection of unrelated, mostly lighthearted GaaSaku ficlets. The pair seems to enjoy abusing each other . . .
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 12,490 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 11/15/2009 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H.
After The Fairytale by Katseng reviews
Ten times Sai muses on what he can never have. Character death. Onesided Sai/Saku, impl. Saku/Ino
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,399 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
A Twisted Kind Of Sane by XxGaarasGirlXx reviews
Sakura starts working in the Konoha Mental Insitution. What happens when she is given the responsibility of caring for the most volatile patient? Will she step up to the challenge and fix him, or will it prove to be to much for her to handle?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 65,136 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
The Devil's Whisper by gaia-of-earth reviews
Sakura is a Psychiatrist for a mental hospital for the Konoha Hospital who then gets moved to her dream job in the Suna Hospital for the Criminally Insane to take care of a very dangerous patient named Gaara. WARNING! Sasuke bashing!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 191,323 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
The Cherry Blossom And The Sand Demon by Gaara's Plaything reviews
This is Beauty And The Beast told with Sakura as the beauty and Gaara as the beast. You get the picture. Not a Disney carbon copy. This is like the original, just the Naruto version. Rated T for suggestive content.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,944 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 8/15/2009 - [Sakura H., Gaara] - Complete
Necessity by delicate.desires reviews
She was the only thing keeping them from falling off the brink of insanity. Akatsuki x Sakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,304 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 57 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
Capture and Rescue by Serendipity1 reviews
She didn’t come this far just to greet the corpse of a friend." Third installment of ‘Hands’ and ‘Retrieval’.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,854 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
That's Better by aGreatPenName reviews
The first time they met wasn’t a jolly occasion but it led rise to a newfound obsession that leaves Hidan enthralled and Sakura bloody. Morbid HidanxSakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Hidan, Sakura H. - Complete
Sasuke is a Moron by Natarie reviews
It started as many things are prone to: With a bet and the Akatsuki. Women are always right. Therefore, whatever happened, it was all his fault. One-Shot Crack
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,764 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 967 - Follows: 107 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
Walking Together by Zelha reviews
Following the same themes as the other collections, it’s now up to Gaara to figure out how to handle an arranged marriage with a pink-haired medic that somehow, he doesn’t mind to have around, bad temper and all. His siblings are all too amused by this.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,668 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 6/11/2009 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Peace and Love equeals Insanity by Annabelinda Tsuki reviews
Gaara: vessel of Shukaku. Sakura: vessel of demon unknown. Tsunade: The medic in charge of these two's asylum cases. When these two are forced together, interesting things start happening. And what does Kakashi have to do with it all? Rated violence kiss.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 58,418 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Shukaku Love by paws-bells reviews
GaaSaku She should never have extended her help to him. It was supposed to be a simple healing but it was anything but. Now he was chasing her around the countryside in his bestial form and she still had no idea what she had done to merit his attention.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,148 - Reviews: 1504 - Favs: 1,494 - Follows: 1,426 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H.
The Portrait by DiwangDiwata reviews
Sai turns Sakura into his real canvas. Short story / One-shot. Mature drama for mature readers only.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
Found by korinara reviews
Deidara & Sakura. He was peculiar and a little too observant for her tastes, but he was also alone, just like her, at the fault of this supercilious war. So she would dance with him, just until they could both forget how much they had lost.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 105,034 - Reviews: 1584 - Favs: 1,646 - Follows: 738 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
No Such Thing As Coincidence by Saya Moonshadow reviews
Kakuzu, stop hitting on underage chicks. Even if they're hot. KakuSaku; Kakuzu x Sakura. Mild HidaTema.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,215 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/20/2009 - [Kakuzu, Sakura H.] - Complete
Midnight Tears by Kodukadvakch reviews
“You can only hate someone whom you have the capacity to love, because if you are really indifferent, you cannot even get up enough energy to hate him.” Hate and love. Where is the line between the two? GaaraxSakura. Quote by Sri Chinmoy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 116,863 - Reviews: 1074 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 1/14/2009 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Sakura's Little Helpers by HawaiianCaffeine reviews
Have you ever gotten help when you didn't really WANT it? Well, Sakura has now. And lots of it... But that isn't always bad either. Sometimes, anyway. SakuAkat. A 'Take It or Leave It' contest entry drabble. R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,955 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
Somewhere I Have Never Travelled, Gladly Beyond by Wyntermute reviews
Naruto had been bragging all day that his new jutsu was his best yet. Sakura and her new situation beg to differ. Post timeskip. DeiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 82,879 - Reviews: 1328 - Favs: 1,659 - Follows: 636 - Updated: 12/11/2008 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Sakura H., Deidara - Complete
Yet Grace Must Still Look So by Skiagrapher reviews
You're never going to be rid of me, he tells her, and Sakura knows with absolute certainty that it's the truth. There are all kinds of fine lines, and they cross all of them. 50 sentences on violence, madness, and love. Deidara/Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,244 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Sakura H., Deidara - Complete
The Mega Awesome Sleepover Of DOOM! by 2crazy random people reviews
All the girls decide to have a sleepover with no boys allowed, but when the boys find out all hell breaks loose! Be on the look out for spying, break ins, theft, strip poker, underaged drinking, Itachi on crack, truth or dare, and a little bit of romance.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,188 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 10/2/2008 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Finding Focus by VesperChan reviews
Love is a myth, I don't believe in it." Quick and to the point."How can you say something like that?" "Very easily." SakuraTobi
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,087 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Sakura H., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Falling For His Seduction by MarauderGirl777 reviews
A KabutoxSakura one-shot. During the mission to save Sasume's cousin Arashi, Sakura finds herself alone with Kabuto in the room of the Pillars. What happens when he tries to seduce her...? Dedicated to TheChocolateNinja. Rated T just in case.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Sakura H., Kabuto Y. - Complete
Sculpting for Dummies by demonrubberducky reviews
chap. 362 spoilers Deidara finds himself in trouble, and it's up to Tobi to come to his rescue. Just how far is he willing to go for his sempai, especially when Deidara doesn't want to be saved? TobiDei
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 95,977 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 3/3/2008 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
My Life is Over by Gennerator reviews
Well, so she suddenly had Sharingan. And Sasuke was her brother. And someone was trying to kill her. And she had to go to Suna. And Gaara was her bodyguard. You couldn't have everything, right?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,816 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 1/4/2008 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Tourniquet by Ninjagrrl reviews
Sakura is still in love with the dead. And Sai? Sai doesn't even know what love is. Darkish fic about Sakura, Sai, and the ties that bind them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,558 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
Evanescent Perfection by J-Pop Princess reviews
It was just a simple mission followed by a simple night an inn on her way home, but the man she met there would suddenly become entangled in her life in a way she never expected. What will she do when faced with a choice between loyalty and love? LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 35,062 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 11/26/2007 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Natural Troublemakers by randomsomeone reviews
Naruto decides to show Gaara how to have fun in a normal way—but when Naruto’s idea of “normal” fun catches Sakura in the crossfire, things get a little crazy. NaruGaaSaku, OT3, heavyduty crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,687 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 10/4/2007 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Through Endless Sands by GeoFount reviews
[OrihimeUlquiorra] Orihime talks to the dead. [oneshot]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,010 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
A Potter's Hands by Lady Hanaka reviews
She didn't really remember how she ended up in his room and she didn't really care. Fate brought them together that night and she would be damned before she let the oppurtunity pass her by. This is the DeiSaku alternate ending for my trilogy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,947 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
In Stone by randomsomeone reviews
When it looks like everything might be taken away, Gaara can at least be grateful that he doesn't have to meet his challenges alone. Now if he can just hold things together for long enough to figure out where Naruto went . . . GaaSaku, Finished!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 68,534 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 7/5/2007 - Published: 5/22/2005 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Retracing the Footsteps Of Love by Itachilova101 reviews
After Sasuke left Konoha for Orochimaru, Sakura gives up on love. Then, she meets the person she least expected to ever see. At first, she hates his mother lovin' guts, but can love, eventually, happen twice in one lifetime?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,198 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/10/2007 - Published: 5/23/2007 - Sakura H., Deidara - Complete
Insanity by Ulquiorra reviews
Yumichika is sent to the human world to deal with an arrancar. Turns out the one he has to fight is Ulquiorra. Watch as Yumichika tortures our poor Ulquiorra by making him... wear leather pants? And was that Ulquiorra SQUEALING? Ohh snap. [Madness ahead]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,785 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Yumichika A., Ulquiorra - Complete
The Necessity of Life by Whynter reviews
[Spoilers up to Chapter 262][Oneshot. AU.] Ulquiorra's orders had been simple enough: Take care of the human, do not let her escape. But it seemed that keeping Inoue Orihime alive demanded something more than mere words and straightforward execution.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,407 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
Cold Front by Celtic Oak reviews
AU. The cold winds of the coming winter can bring the most unexpected things. GaaSaku. Twoshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,631 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 12/9/2006 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
A Change in the Wind by SkItZoFrEaK reviews
He said it so casually, so off hand. It was like he was stating a fact about the universe. The sky is blue. The cliffs are high. He'll kill you someday.Sakura.Gaara.Temari.Kankurou.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,871 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 879 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 3/2/2006 - Published: 3/6/2005 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Wild Card by randomsomeone reviews
Toad beats slug. Slug beats snake. Snake beats toad. Gaara reflects on making possibilities reality. Oneshot, light GaaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/17/2005 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
How & Why by randomsomeone reviews
A psychological war gets completely out of control. Lust doesn't cut it and love doesn't just happen, so how else can it work? GaaSaku, Finished!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,088 - Reviews: 768 - Favs: 2,070 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 2/20/2005 - Published: 11/2/2004 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
That Which is Mine by Koneko4 reviews
A short reflective piece... Sesshoumaru contemplates Rin.
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/19/2001 - Rin, Sesshomaru - Complete
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Crumble reviews
"I...he was going to die again if I didn't…" Orihime said quietly, trying to justify herself towards her friends. No one replied, but Chad simply rested a heavy hand on her shoulder and shot her a mock-understanding smile, even though he didn't understand at all. - What could have happened if Orihime hadn't let him slip through her fingers. Rating subject to change.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,872 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/29/2013 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra
Through Uneven Glass reviews
There was a shocked moment of complete silence, the silence before the storm, everyone's eyes glued on Ulquiorra's still form just inches from Inoue's hands. Her heart fluttered.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,427 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra
Attack and Conquer reviews
The leaf is defeated and the Akatsuki are resurrected but in learning that the true leader is Madara, Deidara and others defect from the Akatsuki. Are our rebels doomed to be conquered, or will they meet a much different fate with our own Sakura Haruno?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,399 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Akatsuki Moments reviews
A collection of moments in the daily life of the Akatsuki. Meet Sakura as she clashes with the mentally insane and Hidan cooks pancakes in the nude.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,849 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
Imprisoned In Stone reviews
Are all plants as beautiful as a Sakura flower? When the blossom falls, so does the fly trap.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/21/2011 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Sakura H., Zetsu - Complete
Akatsuki Moments: The Pink Streak reviews
Hidan's smoking, Deidara's gazing at the stars, Kakuzu's sippin' coffee then bam! A 'Pink Streak' goes by, naked. Who the hell could it be? Part of the Akatsuki Moments series
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,385 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/8/2011 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
Mask, Uhn reviews
I spent the next few minutes stoking his hair, calming him down like a mother would with a small child until he spoke again. "Deidara-Senpai was the only person who saw my face and didn't flinch, Sakura-Chan. You flinched too." Fluff!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Obito U./Tobi, Sakura H. - Complete
Invisible Wounds reviews
Deidara is captured by the leaf after escaping his battle with Sasuke. His ultimate future if he stays in the Leaf is death, but he refuses to leave even when Tobi arrives to 'save the day.' Can Sakura help Deidara, or will she let the past consume her?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,502 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
It's Better To Stay Hidden reviews
The Story Of The Akatsuki's Pain As They Pay For Failure In Their Plans. All Of Their Stories, Intertwined To Make One. A Story Of Love, Failure, Vengeance and Escape, Will They Ever Leave? Or Will They Be Captivated By The Leaf Until Death. ON HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,531 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Akatsuki
Ino? reviews
Searching deep in the night for Naruto, The Akatsuki dutifully enter Naruto's apartment and wait for the right moment to strike. Too bad they won't find a sleeping Jinchuriki, but a rather delirious Sakura instead...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,579 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
What Happens When You Lose It All? reviews
RECENTLY EDITED, ENDING CHANGED. What happens when you lose it all? You strive to find anything, anything that you can keep. SakuXKaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,796 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Akatsuki, Kakuzu - Complete
Some Days reviews
It seemed the gods didn't want him to meet Sakura at the time he had promised. But then he saw her standing under the awning that ran along the the roof of the bookstore, leaning over a box on the ground that seemed to be drenched in water. OneShot FLUFF!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Death reviews
"Do you think we'll go..t-" A cough. "...To heaven, Senpai?" ONESHOT: Character Death.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,739 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
It Wasn't So Bad reviews
What would you do if you were stalking a plant man, and he locked you both in a closet? Recently rewritten o3o NO, this is not as wrong as it sounds.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Zetsu, Sakura H. - Complete
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