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Author has written 14 stories for Teen Titans, Avatar: Last Airbender, X-Men: Evolution, and Harry Potter.

About Me: First, I've deleted a few stories, sorry about that but the point of fanfiction is to have fun and those stories weren't fun anymore. Second, my name used to be Shadowfox.Snowblitz. Otherwise, I'll read almost any fandom I have an okay grasp of. I write about one out of every hundred story ideas I get, even the ones I really want to write, that's because I'm really horrible at updating. My favorite pairing ever is Kid Flash/Jinx from Teen Titans, bad grammar bugs me to no end. My specialities are: finding and fixing plot holes and understanding different personalities really well. I read constantly, probably the main reason I'm good at writing. Other than that, in real life I'm female, a complete teacher's pet and not afraid to admit it, good at academics and art, bad at sports. I'm American and ashamed to admit it, we are not doing very well on any front. That's probably a lot more than you technically need to know about me, so the rest of my profile is taken up by quotes.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

"Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed."

"I used all my sick days, so I called in dead."

"Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate."

"No, I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me!"

"It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life."

"You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!"

"When life gives you lemons, throw them back, because I mean really? Who likes lemons?"

Know thine enemy. That way you can yell "happy birthday!" in battle and surprise them.

The queen is never late. Which is why it's a good thing I'm not the queen.

"Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to."

"I talk to myself because my answers are the only ones I accept."

"I'd like to be a procrastinator, but I just can't get started."

"Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap... you decide."

"I used to see a shrink... until she said life isn't for everyone."

A good reporter reports things no one else knew about you. A great reporter reports things you didn't know about you.

“Step one: Tell the truth.

Step Two: Run.”

"When I get a little money, I buy books, and, if there is any left, I buy food and clothes." -Erasmus

Guns don't kill people. Bullets kill people.

"Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!"

"What happens if you get scared half to death twice?"

"My mind works like brilliant flash and it's gone."

"Do not take life too seriously; no one gets out alive."

"If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk."

"Why be difficult, when with just a little bit more effort, you can be impossible?"

“Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon."

"I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly."

"Don't hit kids. No, seriously, they have guns now."

"Welcome to the internet, pants optional."

"Warning: Trespassers will be shot, Survivors will be shot again."

"Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself."

"History doesn't repeat itself. It yells, 'Didn't you hear what I just said?!' and lets the hammer fly."

"His tracking device must be on a speedboat. Unless, of course, he can swim sixty miles an hour."

“Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window...”

“Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity"

"Eat well, stay fit, die anyway"

“Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?”

“At the drive-thru, when they hand you your food, hand them a bag with all the trash from your car in it.”

"There is a fine line between insanity and stupidity. Feel free to cross it!"

"I hijacked a rainbow and crashed into a pot of gold."

“Ignorance is having to squish the same spider 3 times before realizing that something is wrong.”

“Fu, Bu, and Chu immigrated to the USA from China. They decided to become American citizens, and ‘Americanize’ their names.
Bu called himself ‘Buck’.
Chu called himself ‘Chuck’.
Fu decided to return to China.”

"People like you are the reason why we have middle fingers."

"If your heart was really broken you'd be dead, so shut up."

"Yes, I do use my hairbrush as a microphone and dance around in my underwear, thank you very much."

"Please: Don't throw your cigarette butts on the floor, the cockroaches are getting cancer."

"If electricity comes from electrons, where do you think morality comes from?"

"When in doubt, make up words!"

"Home is not where you live, but where they understand you."

"If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you!"

"When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide."

"A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work."

"Give a person a fish and feed them for a day, teach them how to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks!"

You can learn a lot about a person if you just take the time to inject them with sodium pentothal. -Anonymous

A man gazing on the stars is proverbially at the mercy of the puddles on the road. -Alexander Smith

Anathema disapproved of liquor in general but approved of it in her specific case. -Terry Pratchett, Neil Gaiman

Truth, justice, honor...none of that's worth shit. What matters is people, and people aren't honest or just or honorable. They're petty and they're angry and they're afraid, and all anyone really wants, deep down, is to be wanted. And what's truth to that? -M. Clark

Practical politics consists of ignoring facts. -Henry Brooks Adams

Futue te ipsum et caballum tuum. - Screw you and the horse you rode in on. -Anonymous

If I had all the money I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink. -Stanshall Vivian

Maturity is knowing that just because someone disagrees with you doesn't mean he's a horse's ass. -Harry S Truman

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. -Dorothy Parker

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. -Mark Twain

Aziraphale patted Crowley on the back. "We seem to have survived," he said. "Just imagine how terrible it might have been if we'd been at all competent." -Terry Pratchett, Neil Gaiman Good Omens

I know God will not give me anything I can't handle. I just wish that He didn't trust me so much. -Mother Teresa of Calcutta

People are morons. I don't have any other explanation. I really don't. -Joss Whedon

The holy passion of friendship is so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring in nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money. -Mark Twain

No matter how great your triumphs or how tragic your defeats - approximately 1.5 billion Chinese couldn't care less. -Lazlo's Chinese Relativity Axiom

On the way back, they sang a number of tuneful and reflective songs on the subjects of peace, justice, morality, culture, sport, family life, and the obliteration of all other life forms. -Douglas Adams

Anybody remotely interesting is mad, in some way or another. -Doctor Who

When confronted by a difficult problem, you can solve it more easily by reducing it to the question, "How would the Lone Ranger have handled this?" -Brady's First Law of Problem Solving

I take a simple view of living. It is keep your eyes open and get on with it. -Sir Laurence Olivier

Committee -- a group of people who individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be done. -Fred Allen

Question: Why does God allow evil in the world?

To thicken the plot. -Sri Ramakrishna

If you're going to do something wrong, at least enjoy it. -Leo C. Rosten

The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his. -George S. Patton

Among life's perpetually charming questions is whether the truly evil do more harm than the self-righteous and wrong. -Jon Margolis

The willing, Destiny guides them; the unwilling, Destiny drags them. -Seneca the Younger

You're free to do what I tell you to do.

I have PMS and superpowers. Now, what were you saying?

The person who smiles when things have gone wrong has usually found someone to blame it on.

Love your enemies. It confuses them.

Science is a cruel religion.

There are a lot of problems with real life. The main one is there's no background music.

Curiousity killed the cat, and staring will kill you.

--There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming train.

Say no to drugs. Because if your drugs are talking to you, you've probably had too many.

You're my friend. Probably for life. You know too much.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

A good friend will say, "If you fall, I'll help you up." A best friend will say, "If you fall, I'm going to laugh so hard."

Behind every great man you'll find a woman.

A good friend will call you on your birthday and wish you the best. A best friend will call and say, "You will die in seven days."

--Everything will be okay in the end. If it's not okay, then it's not the end.

--Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

If you can't laugh at yourself, make fun of other people.

I'm not insensitive, I just don't care.

When the going gets tough, the tough get duct tape.

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

A friend's love say: "If you need anything, I'll be there." True loves say: "You'll never need anything; I'll be there."

If practice makes perfect and no one's perfect, why practice?

I called your brother gay and he hit me with his purse!

I'm nobody. Nobody's perfect; therefore, I'm perfect.

The truth will set you free, but first it will make you miserable.

Saw it. Wanted it. Threw a fit. Got it.

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.

My imaginary friend thinks that you have serious problems.

A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until she's in hot water.

You remind me of my husband execpt you're not buried in the backyard.

That's "Queen Bitch" to you.

Why is it that when you hear something you're not supposed to, it's 'overhearing', but when you miss something you should have seen, it's 'overlooking'?

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."- Albert Einstein

"The truth is rarely pure and never simple."- Oscar Wilde

"Some are born great; some achieve greatness; and others hire public relations officers." -unknown

"The mind is like an umbrella; it functions best when open." - unknown

"I reject your reality and substitute my own." - Mythbusters

The Egyptians believed that cats were gods. The cats never forgot it.

"Why do we say we know something like the back of our hands? Can you really tell me what the back of your hand looks like?" -I can't remember.

--"I'm not sure if that's funny or really scary." -Calvin and Hobbes

"I too often see people killing catepillars and then complaining there are not enough butterflies."- Unknown

"That would have been a lot more profound without the hat." -Raven

"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup." -Unknown

"Everyone has multiple personalities. Some people just don't name them." -unknown

Bush- "A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."

Bush- "For NASA, space is still a high priority."

Bush- "I am confident in the abilities of the human and the goldfish to co-exist peacefully."

Bush- "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."

Bush- "I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."

Bush- "I promise that I will listen very carefully to what was said here, although I wasn't here."

Bush- "I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."

Bush- "It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."

Bush- "It's time for the human race to enter the solar system."

Bush- "Not finding weapons of mass destruction was a significant disappointment."

Bush- "One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is "to be prepared"."

Bush- "The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country."

Bush- "We have a firm commitment to NATO; we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe; we are a part of Europe."

"It’s never too early to hex something into oblivion. Eat the waffles and kill the boy!" - Re-Ane "Life on the Offbeat"

"I don't need your help in determining that I'm insane, I've embraced it quite nicely on my own." -Wingless Angel

"When I die, I want to die like my grandfather, who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car."- Will Rogers

"There are two theories when arguing with women. Neither one works."- Will Rogers

"A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort."- Herm Albright

"If you can't convince them, confuse them."- Harry S. Truman

--"The optomist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this is true."- James Branch Cabell

"You can always trust the Americans. In the end they do the right thing. After they have eliminated all other possibilies." Winston Churchill

"A common mistake that people make trying to design something completely foolproof was to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools."- Douglas Adams

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move."- Douglas Adams

If life hands you lemons, make grape juice and watch as the world wonders how you did it.

Procrastinators Unite!

Stop Global Whining!

Sarcasm is just another free service we offer.

Some people are only alive because it's illegal to shoot them.

The word "politics" is derived from the word "poli", meaning "many", and "tics", meaning "small, blood-sucking parasites".

You laugh at me because I'm crazy, I laugh at you because there's an invisible leprechaun on your shoulder!

Last night I was looking up at the stars wondering... WHERE THE HECK IS MY CEILING?

Before you judge a person, walk a mile in his shoes. After that it doesn't matter. You're a mile away from him and you've got his shoes!

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Screw the rules! I have money!

Sanity? Why would I want something as useless as that?

God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs. Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherit the Earth!

I'm not suffering from insanity...I'm enjoying every minute of it!

We are not retreating...we are advancing in another direction.

They say love hides behind every corner. I must be walking in circles!

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you are all the same.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

--Whoever said "anything is possible" never tried to slam a revolving door.

Einstein: The only thing standing in the path of my learning is my education.

Internet forum guy #1: I predicted Adam was gonna score with Eve!
Internet forum guy #2: That one was a given. Eve had a reputation. She'd get with the first guy that came along.

Murphy: Anything that can go wrong will go wrong. Anything that can't go wrong will go wrong. And anything that is going wrong will continue to go wrong until you stop doing whatever it is that's going wrong.

Paris Hilton: Wal-Mart, do they, like, sell walls there?

Unknown: An apple a day keeps the doctor away, as long as you aim carefully.

Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

There are easier things to do in life than finding a good man. Nailing Jell-O to a tree, for instance.

A wise man once said, "I don't know, go ask a woman."

I'm not so good with advice. May I offer a sarcastic comment?

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will eventually kill me.

Drive like you stole it!

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.

Everyday I think people can't get any dumber. Every day I'm proven horribly wrong.

I get plenty of exercise; jumping to conclusions, pushing my luck, and dodging deadlines.

Life isn't passing me by! It's trying to run me over!

Why, in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?

I didn't escape from the mental ward! Those sirens are a complete coincidence!

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

Never knock on death's door. Ring the door bell and run like heck. He hates it.

Light travels faster than sound, that's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Some people are like slinkies, good for nothing, but they make you smile when you push them down a flight of stairs.

It's not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.

It's not's you.

I know who I am...your approval really isn't needed.

Normal people worry me.

And to think you are the result of millions of years of evolution.

There's nothing that can't be fixed with duct tape, chocolate, or by running it over.

Don't upset me, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

I stopped fighting my inner demons quite some time ago. We're on the same side now.

I do not have an attitude problem! I have an attitude, but I can't find a problem with it.

I'm not mean, I just say what most people keep in their heads.

I don't need your attitude, I have my own.

I'm not mean, you're just a sissy.

You're a great friend. But if zombies are chasing us, I'm tripping you.

Be the type of woman, that when your feet land on the floor when you get out of bed in the morning, the devil thinks: "Oh, crap! She's up!"

Note to self: It is illegal to stab people for being stupid.

I did not hit you, I simply high-fived your face.

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me.

That which does not kill me had better run pretty fast!

If you got a problem, cry a river, build a bridge, and get over it.

I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.

Someday we'll look back on all this and crash the car.

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.

My Reality Check bounced.

On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.

I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier.

Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.

Eagles may soar, but wolves don't get sucked up into jet engines.

-Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dyslexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you.-

The next time someone says "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me" HIT THEM WITH A DICTIONARY!

I didn't fall for you, you tripped me.

Due to Economic Recession the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off until further notice. We're sorry for any inconvenience caused. Thank you.

I am being driven insane. And I must say the scenery is nice.

Would you like a cookie? So would I.

"Pardon me while I find a container for my joy."-Debbie of the Wild Thornberrys

"Of course, you realize this means war."-Bugs Bunny

"You can't make people love you, but you can stalk them until they give in." -Scoop by Rene Gutteridge

If you don't think, you shouldn't talk...Now start at the beginning and when you get to the end, stop.-The Mad Hatter & the March Hare

Well, everyone here is a little mad. In case you hadn't noticed, I'm not all there myself.-The Cheshire Cat

It IS as bad as you think and they ARE out to get you.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Where there's a will, I want to be in it.

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

Slinky + Escalator = Endless fun

Don't make me mad...I'm known to bite at random!!

I ran with scissors, and lived!

If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation.

If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?

A day without sunshine is like...night.

A rejected invention: Instant water! Just add water!

Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot.

Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls.

Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat. - unknown

"Forget love- I'd rather fall in chocolate."-unknown

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

Do not argue with an idiot, he will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they'll be when you kill them.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?

As you make your way through this hectic world of ours, set aside a few minutes each day. At the end of the year, you'll have a couple of days saved up.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but you are abusing the privilege.

Gone crazy. Back soon.

I’m not saying you’re stupid, I’m just implying it.

If a man says something in the woods and there's no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

Kids in the front seats cause accidents. Accidents in the back seats cause kids.

Music is like candy - you throw away the rappers.

What if the hokey pokey IS what it's all about?

Of course I'm out of my mind, it's dark and scary in there!

One by one, the penguins steal my sanity.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

We're born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.

There are 3 types of people in this world - people who can count and people who can't.

There are 10 types of people in this world - people who can read binary and people who can't.

There are 2 types of people in this world - people who can follow a sentence to a logical conclusion and can I offer you a cup of tea?

Some people say 'if you can't beat them, join them'. I say 'If you can't beat them, beat them', because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise!

If at first you don't succeed...go back and reload the gun. - unknown

"If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed."

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?

There is no "I" in team but there is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

"Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies."- Willy Wonka

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Controversial Quotes From Here On Out:

God is not good, he's lacking an O.

God made us in his image, and he loves us all. Including homosexuals.

God is coming and is she pissed!

God -- Don't make me come down there!

If God is willing to prevent evil, but unable, He is not omnipotent. If he is unwilling, but able, he is malevolent. If he is able and willing, whence cometh the evil? If he is neither able nor willing, why call him God?

God was my copilot, but we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat him.

The Democrat thinks the glass is half full, the Republican thinks the glass is THEIRS.

"Only when the last fish has been caught and the last river has been polluted and the last tree has fallen will we realize that we can't eat money."- Cree proverb

God, huh? My imaginary friend's name is Bobo.

A town floods, and a good, but unfortunately wheelchair-bound Christian is stuck in the church. A car comes by while the water is still low. "Come on, let's get you out of here." Says the driver, as most of the rest of the town has evacuated. The Christian shakes his head and says, "No thanks, God will save me." The driver shakes his head and moves on. The water rises, and a bit later, a boat comes by. "Come on, let's get you out of here." The driver says, looking a bit strangely at the man for still being there at all. The Christian shakes his head and says, "No thanks, God will save me." The driver shakes her head and moves on. The water rises again, and a plane comes by. "Come on, let's get you out of here." The driver says. "No thanks, God will save me." The Christian says again. The driver shakes his head and moves on.

The Christian drowns, and once in Heaven, he asks God, "Why didn't you save me?" God says, "What are you talking about? I sent a truck, a boat, and a plane!"


FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Calls your parents "Mrs." and "Mr."
BEST FRIENDS: Calls your parents Mom and Dad

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Give you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you're not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that! Don't waste good alchohal!

A friend will help me find my way when I'm lost. A best friend will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions.

A friend will help me learn to drive. A best friend will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

A friend will watch my pets when I go away. A best friend won't let me go away without them.

A friend will go to a concert with me. A best friend will kidnap the band with me.

A good friend hides me from the cops. A best friend is probably the reason they are after me in the first place.

A good friend lets me make an idiot of myself in public. A best friend is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

Fun Things To Do In An ELEVATOR!

1) When a person in the elevator repeatedly pushes a button (such as "close" or "open") say, "Congratulations, you figured out that if you push the button 20 times, it works quicker!"
2) When the elevator doors shut, reassuringly say, "It's okay, they'll open again!"
3)Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
4) Whistle the first seven notes of "Its a Small World" incessantly.
5) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
6) Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside down.
7) Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
8) When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
9) Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
10) Stare, grinning, at another passenger for awhile, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
11) Meow occasionally.
12) Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
13) Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
14) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
15) Stare at another passenger for awhile, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
16) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
17) When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "Is that your beeper?"
18) Say "Ding!" at each floor.
19) Say "I wonder what these do" and push the red buttons.
20) Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
21) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
22) Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
23) Put a box on the floor and whenever somebody comes in, say "Do you hear clicking?"
24) Sell Girl Scout cookies.
25) On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
26) Shave.
27) Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at the passengers.
28) Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger".
29) If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"
30) Bring a water pistol. Soak everyone's shoes.
31) Start brushing off invisible bugs from your arms, screaming "Aaargh! Get them off!"
32) Challenge your neighbour to a tic-tac-toe tournament.
33) Laugh hysterically for five seconds, stop, and glare at the other passengers like they are crazy.
34) Charge into the elevator dripping wet, holding a towel and wearing only a bath robe. Mutter something about how husbands/wives always come home early just when it's getting to the good part.
34) Make chalk drawings on the walls.
36) As the elevator is going up, jump violently up and down, shouting "Down! I said down, dang it!"
37) Crouch in one corner and growl menacingly at everyone who gets on.
38) Try to get a game of Twister going.
39) Wrinkle your nose and smell the air repeatedly. Sniff at your neighbour suspiciously, give a disgusted frown, and take a step away.
40) On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
41) Do Tai Chi exercises.
42) Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
43) Lean against the button panel.
44) Bring a chair.
45) When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, dang motion sickness!"
46) Frown and mutter "Gotta go, gotta go!" Then sigh and say "Oops!"
47) Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
48) Start a sing-along.
49) Leave a box between the doors.


1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
4. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 percent probability you'll get it wrong.
7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.
8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
9. The things that come to those who wait, will be the things left by those who got there first.
10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.
11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
12. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of Jury duty.

25 Ways to Get Kicked Out of WalMart

1-wander through the store dressed in all black with a fake walkie-talkie humming the Mission Impossible theme. When someone asks what you're doing, scream "LOOK OUT!!" and push them behind a shelf
2-Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly after they take one.
3-Buy 350 packets of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!" once the cashier tells you the price
4-Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask someone where you can find some "musical devices"
5-start a fish stick fight
6-walk up to random people and give them giant bear hugs. Then scream "I MISSED YA, MAN!!"
7-(this requires a friend) Jump in a cart and have a friend push you around screaming "The British are coming!!"
8-walk up to an employee and murmur "code red in aisle 3" and see what they do
9-slip a bra and a lacey pink thong into a really macho-looking man's cart (just make sure he doesn't have any girls with him)
10-attempt to fly off a high shelf
11-throw confetti on random people walking into the store
12-whisper "I know your "little secret"' to people in the checkout line
13-stand inside the freezer at the frozen food section
14-walk up to empoyees and whisper "I saw dead people...They want me to take you aisle 8..
15-While handling guns in the firearm department, ask the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.
16-Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME! PICK ME!"
17-When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream."NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
18-Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
19-Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
20-Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
21-Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
22-Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
23-When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
24-Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
25-Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

Really Dumb Store labels:

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Too late!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (WAIT! IT WILL?!)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (Really? I thought it cause wakefullness! Dang it!)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (Yeah, your point?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (I gotta admit, I'm curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash.)
On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)
On American Airlines packet of nuts: "Open packet, eat nuts." (Now why would we want to do that?)
On bag of Fritos: "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside." (The shoplifter special!)

On child's Superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (*While running off cliff* GOSH DARN IT!)
On Dial soap: "Use like regular soap." (Which is...?)
On Korean kitchen knife: "Warning: Keep out of children." (NO! All the mass murderers out there will be so disappointed!)
On package of pasta, after cooking instructions: "Put on fork and eat." (Yeah, as if!)
On Sears hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping." (I guess I'll just have to stick with curling it, then.)
On Swann frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But it's just a suggestion!)
On Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (Could anyone who has tried this please raise your hands?)

Sirius Black:

escaped Azkaban...
evaded death eaters...
outwitted ministry...
killed by drapery.

All the different lines Minerva McGonagall has made students write:

"If Death Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade I will not point at the sky and shout ‘TO THE BAT MOBILE!’"
"I will not tell everyone that I overheard my sister saying, 'So I was like, 'Avada Kadavra!' and he was like, 'Dead.' "
"I will not ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling."
"I will not call Draco Malfoy the amazing...bouncing...Ferret."
"Remus Lupin does NOT want a flea collar!"
"I am not authorized to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort."
"I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his time of the month."
"I will not say 'dude, get a life' to the Dark Lord."
"I will not ask Professor Snape why he stole Batman's cape."
"I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my calculus book."
"I will not spread rumors saying, 'When Voldemort goes to bed he checks his closet for Mrs. Weasley.' "
"I will not tell Penelope Clearwater that Percy wouldn't recognize a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing Dobby's tea cozy."
"I will not sing "We're off to see the wizard!" when sent to the headmasters office."
"I will not send You-Know-Who a letter saying, 'I have eight Horcruxes, take that Voldy!' "
"Professor Flitwick's name is not Yoda."
"I will not bring a magic eight ball to Divination class"
"If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of the situation and draw a Dark Mark on their arm."
"I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand."
"I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintballing."
"I will not follow potions instructions in reverse order just to see what happens."
"I will not give Hagrid Pokémon cards and convince him that they are real animals."
"I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween"
"I will not teach the house-elves to impersonate Paris Hilton."

Insane laws:

Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a 500 dollar fine.
It is illegal for horses to eat fire hydrants.
It is illegal to allow a dog to be in a public place without its master on a leash.
It is illegal to allow a pet cat to run loose without a taillight.
It is illegal to carry a lunch down the street between 11 and 1 o'clock.
It is illegal to drive a motor vehicle on city streets unless a man with a lantern is walking ahead of it.
It is illegal to eat in a place that is on fire.
It is illegal to have sex on a parked motorcycle.
It is illegal to purchase an alcoholic beverage after midnight on Sunday, yet one may do so on Monday.
It is illegal to purchase or use Sparklers in the city, yet you can buy fully disassembled automatic machine guns.
It is illegal to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.
It is illegal to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
It is illegal to wake a fireman when he is asleep.
The penalty for jumping off a building is death.


· If money doesn’t grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?
· What disease did cured ham have?
· Why do we say we “slept like a baby” when babies wake up every hour and a half?
· Why do alarm clocks “go off” when they start making noise?
· Instead of “All things in moderation,” shouldn’t it be “Some things in moderation”?
· Why do we yell “Heads up!” when we should be yelling “Heads down!”?
· Why is it called quicksand when it sucks you down very, very slowly?
· When French people swear, do they say, “Pardon my English”?
· Why is it called the Department of the Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?
· Why are they called marbles if they’re made out of glass?
· If everyone lost five pounds at the same time, would it throw the Earth out of its orbit?
· What color hair do bald men put on their driver’s license?
· How do you know when it’s time to tune your bagpipes?
· How do you throw away a garbage can?
· Why do we put our suits in a garment bag and our garments in a suitcase?
· When two airplanes almost collide, why is it a “near miss”? Shouldn’t it be a “near hit”?
· How can something be both “new” and “improved”?
· Why do we shut up, but quiet down?
· How did the “Keep Off the Grass” sign get there in the first place?
. If you're playing Uno! in Mexico, do you yell One!
. Why don't they just make mouse-flavoured cat food?
. Why do doctors call what they do "practice"?
. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
. What would the speed of lightning be if it didn't zigzag?
. If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
. If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
. Why do doctors leave the room when you strip? They're going to see you naked anyway.
. If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
. Do cannibals refuse to eat clowns because they taste funny?
. If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done?
. If the police arrest a mute, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
. If the speed of light is 299,792,458 metres per second, what's the speed of dark?
. Why do dogs get mad when you blow in their face and then they stick their head out the window in a car?
. Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
. Why is it that to turn off Windows, you have to click on "Start"?
. If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
. If vegetable oil made from veggies and oil, what is baby oil made of?
. Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
. If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
. Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
. If a bus station is where a bus stops, and a train station is where a train stops, then what happens at a workstation?
. If sheep coats are made of wool, why don't they shrink when it rains?
. How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?
. Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor since you can't drink and drive?
. Can you cry underwater?
. Mousetraps are operated by people, right? Now, isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
. If a fat chicken laid eggs, would it sit on them?
. How is it possible to have a civil war?
. If quitters never win, and winners never quit, why do people say, "Quit while you're ahead"?
. Why do our noses run and our feet smell?
. How does the guy who drives the snowplough get to work in the morning?
. Why is the time of day with the most traffic called rush hour?

Only in America: And yes, I'm American. My country is stupid.

1. A pizza can get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. There are handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3. Drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. People order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
5. Banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
6. We leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
7. We use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
8. We buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

Gay marriage:

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.
Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage.

The right to read.
The right NOT to read.
The right to not finish books.
The right to skip & skim pages.
The right to reread.
The right to read anything.
The right to read banned books.
The right to mistake a book for real life.
The right to read anywhere.
The right to read aloud.
The right to fall in love with characters in books.
The right to know what everyone else is reading.
The right to have too many books.
The right to carry a book wherever you go.

You talk to yourself a lot.
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.
After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like the above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs..."
You live off of sugar and caffiene.
People think you're insane.
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week one week, and then disappear off the face of the earth the next.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start laughing for no apparent reason.
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

Ever wonder...

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why you don't ever see the headline: "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why "abbreviated" is such a long word?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
Why the man who invests all your money is called a "Broker"?
Who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor?
Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?
Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box?
Why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?
Why test results that state you have a deadly disease are called 'positive' results?

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you're cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

26. My mother taught me THE LOVE OF GOD.
"For the love of God, if you don’t clean your room…"

5 Reasons Not to Mess with...small children

1: A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

2: A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."

3: A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to "honour" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shalt not kill."

4: The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, he's a doctor.'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."

5: The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
"Take only ONE . God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."


getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do

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Harry Potter and the Invincible TechnoMage by Clell65619 reviews
Harry Potter and the Marvel Universe. 5 year old Harry accompanies the Dursleys on a Business trip to Stark International, where an industrial accident kills all of Harry's living relatives. A very different Harry goes to Hogwarts. Dating, Romance, noship
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ironman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 169,492 - Reviews: 4843 - Favs: 8,671 - Follows: 10,602 - Updated: 18h - Published: 12/7/2007 - Harry P., A. E. Stark/Tony
Down the Rabbit Hole by lizzpercush reviews
In which a twist in time reverses the familiar roles. Now Jinx is the hero and Kid Flash the villain. Leave behind reality and all preconceived notions and journey...
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 87 - Words: 141,246 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 11/26 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Jinx, Kid Flash
The Legacy of the Headband by Golden Solidus reviews
When Aang masqueraded as Kuzon for a few days and mysteriously disappeared after throwing a secret dance party, his actions changed the small Fire Nation school. Revolution is afoot! Societal messages abound. Includes On Ji, Shoji, Hide,and others. Reviews always appreciated. Story will be updated when possible. Follow and enjoy!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 39,459 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 11/25 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Kuzon, On Ji, Hide, Shoji
Tempest Mage by Sakura Lisel reviews
-X-MenEvo crossover- What if, Harry Potter was abandoned by the Dursley's and was shipped off to an orphanage the same day he arrived on their doorstep, and was later adopted by a certain blue skinned shape shifter?
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,002 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 955 - Follows: 1,412 - Updated: 11/14 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Harry P., OC, Mystique/Raven D.
Gabriel by Shikatanai reviews
AU: At 5, an abused Harry is taken in by a powerful family. Taking the name Gabriel, he grows up into someone very different. How will Hogwarts and Voldemort react? Soldier!Harry, Neutral!Harry, implied child abuse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 44 - Words: 160,638 - Reviews: 4014 - Favs: 5,472 - Follows: 6,002 - Updated: 10/28 - Published: 12/9/2005 - Harry P.
Gotta Catch em All by Flightgirl reviews
When an uncontrolled Chaos Control sends Sonic and co. to the Pokemon world and leaves Shadow in a weakened state, the gang must reunite and work together with the Pokemon heroes to return home. But something is wrong with one of our heroes, and the company soon learns that, despite their differences, perhaps the two worlds aren't so different after all.
Crossover - Pokémon & Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 57,541 - Reviews: 499 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 7/5 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Ash K./Satoshi, Shadow
A Father's Love by teacherbev reviews
AU Dumbledore told Harry that those we love never truly leave us. What if that statement was truer than even he ever imagined? No Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 36,643 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 801 - Updated: 6/20 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Harry P., James P.
A Displaced Red Robin by dragonprincess1988 reviews
Tim gets transported to the cartoon Young Justice world, and he's not sure he knows how to deal with it.
Crossover - Batman & Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,480 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 819 - Follows: 1,109 - Updated: 5/23 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Timothy D./Red Robin, Kaldur/Aqualad, Richard G./Robin, Conner K./Superboy
Fate's Playground by a-little-bit-irked reviews
“Fools live to regret their words, wise men to regret their silence”. What happens when a wise man is given a second chance? - Original Time-Travel plot! kindof a kidfic with cute!Harry Snarky!Snape and twinkly-eyed!Albus.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 45,311 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 807 - Follows: 995 - Updated: 11/23/2014 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Albus D., Severus S.
Mind over Matter by Plot Hole Digger reviews
AoSTH. Dr. Robotnik has created a weapon that can swap the mind of an individual with another mind of his choosing, and only Sonic & Tails can stop it. Unfortunately, after an accident with the weapon, they aren't quite feeling themselves...literally!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,188 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/13/2014 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Sonic, Tails
Harry Potter: My Life Is My Own by Sashian reviews
Harry has a great memory, photographic even. He remembers everything even the day he was born. Every sight, sound, smell or touch he remembers with crystal clarity and he has power from the moment he is born. And whats up with Hedwig? All chapters edited for spelling, grammar, and some content. You may want to re-read it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 174,555 - Reviews: 2487 - Favs: 7,024 - Follows: 8,093 - Updated: 11/3/2014 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Alchemist's Apprentice by Elvenlaughter reviews
James and Lily Potter struggle to protect their family in 1981, while twenty years in the future, their only son fights to end the war that has come close to consuming his life. AU, DH disregarded.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 103,926 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 942 - Follows: 1,353 - Updated: 10/16/2014 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Harry P., James P.
Human Magic by ms91 reviews
This story is set right after The Atlantis Complex, to be exact: two weeks before Artemis' 18th birthday. Just on time, some strange group of humans contacts Artemis… with quite shocking news. AF/HS
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 33,962 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 6/29/2014 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Cousin? by mystery writer5775 reviews
When Maddie decides Danny has become to juvenile she sends him to live with her nephew who just happens to be Robin of the Teen Titans! But when Danny gets mixed up in Vlad's schemes can family conquer over the double team? With a new chapter at last!
Crossover - Teen Titans & Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,635 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 4/6/2014 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Robin, Danny F. - Complete
A Fowl's Indulgence by Alarose reviews
The magic Artemis Fowl 'borrowed' from Holly did something to him. Now, Artemis has uncovered another secret society, and, being the genius that he is, has learned all he can within months. The next step? Teaching. However, as he works to uncover the truth behind the Wizarding World and Haven, Artemis will find himself facing his toughest challenge yet: his own insanity.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,828 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 3/23/2014 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Harry P., Artemis F., Orion F.
To Shape and Change by Blueowl reviews
AU. Time Travel. Snape goes back in time, holding the knowledge of what is to come if he fails. No longer holding a grudge, he seeks to shape Harry into the greatest wizard of all time, starting on the day Hagrid took Harry to Diagon Alley. No Horcruxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 232,332 - Reviews: 8272 - Favs: 14,018 - Follows: 10,312 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Before We Were Even Thought Of by AllyKnight reviews
When Harry, Ron, Ginny, and Hermione leave their kids in the same house together, the mischief begins. Join Hugo, James, and Lily as they travel back to 1997 and drag a reluctant Al and Rose along with them. Time travel fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,772 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 2/7/2014 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Rose W., Albus S. P.
Thinking in Little Green Boxes by Diresquirrel reviews
A certain young wizard ends up at 4 Privy Drive instead of 4 Privet Drive. He is raised with loving care by a cuddly Merc with a Mouth. WARNING: now with 19.96% more Death Eaters and a Rodent of Death.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 48 - Words: 103,699 - Reviews: 807 - Favs: 1,740 - Follows: 1,393 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Harry P.
Snatch and Grab by SweetDeamon reviews
Teddy Lupin was snatched by Death Eaters from his cradle aged just three days old. Both Remus and Tonks believe he is dead and are utterly devastated. But what happens when Narcissa Malfoy chooses to do a single kind act for her estranged niece? AU RLNT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 82,663 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 9/11/2013 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Teddy L., N. Tonks
Brotherhood by Ravinesque reviews
Robin and Beast Boy have never been very close, but after they become stranded in an unknown land with no way of reaching anyone, they must learn to survive together. When enemies arise, the two boys begin to learn what it means to be...a brother.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,895 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Beast Boy, Robin - Complete
Bound by Blood: The Accursed Heirs by TheNefariousMe reviews
Sequel to Bound by Blood. Summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,586 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 793 - Follows: 1,177 - Updated: 5/26/2013 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Draco M., Harry P.
A Difficult Road Traveled by Zelchias reviews
Mobians and Overlanders have never really gotten along. Chris, the last Overlander Resistance fighter alive, just hopes that the Freedom Fighters are a little different than he's been told. The small rabbit he rescued seems to be, anyways... (Satam/Archie AU)
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 133,854 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Christopher T., Cream/Cheese
Erasing History by padawan lynne reviews
When his family is killed by someone he once called a friend, Harry is devastated. Thrown back in time, he decides to change history and save his family. After all, no one ever said what time the Prophecy had to be fulfilled in.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 49 - Words: 267,681 - Reviews: 2295 - Favs: 2,976 - Follows: 3,182 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 4/3/2008
Fake by crystallizedflames reviews
After discovering Kid Flash cheating on her, Jinx decides to fake her death, leave him, and start a new 'normal' life in a new city. Flinx, obviously. Rated T just in case.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,986 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Jinx, Kid Flash
Who Are You? by HD is not High Definition reviews
Partly AU. Wally is the popular jock, Jeni is the social freak. But at night, the two are Kid Flash and Jinx... they start to fall in love, both in school, and at the crime scene, but how long will it be before they realize each others identities? KFxJ
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,739 - Reviews: 699 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 1/9/2013 - Published: 1/6/2011 - [Jinx, Kid Flash] - Complete
The World Spins by calliepaige221 reviews
What if a young Draco Malfoy was abandoned by his parents, who were soon caught and sent to Azkaban? What if this same Draco Malfoy was then rescued and sent to live with his distant cousins, the Weasleys. The world would continue to spin.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,877 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Draco M., Ron W.
Alan Harrison and the Apprentice of Death by Luthengrad reviews
After losing his family, Death offers Harry the opportunity to ensure his younger self/son has one. Catch is, it's a secret. So the Boy Who Lived vanishes, as does James Potter's corpse. Sirius isn't happy, he's got a godson to rescue. Time-travel
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,665 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 11/7/2012 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Harry P., Albus S. P.
An alternate dimension by dormiralabelleetoiles reviews
AU hence the name. When Kori, Richard, Gar, Vic and Rachel find that they have suspicious doppelgangers of themselves, their lives are changed in a weird way...and Teen Titans just happens to be very popular in Jump City. Rob/Star BB/Rae. Warning(s): will not complete, and early chapters are cringeworthy.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 104,660 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/2/2012 - Published: 9/6/2009
A Cinderella Story by Whitney911 reviews
Routinely exploited by her wicked stepmother, Amy is excited about the prospect of meeting her Internet beau at the school's last dance, completely oblivious to just who's been talking to her over the screens. Sonamy Based on movie with Hilary Duff
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 48,335 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Amy - Complete
Plunge by Cordria reviews
Sequel to 'Masks'. Now that Lancer has learned the truth and has let Danny out of his office, Danny needs to face the next hurdle: his parents.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,436 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 779 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Complete
Childhood Innocence by AriTeir reviews
Au. What if Mutant abilities developed before adolescence and a man known only as Logan, running from his unknown past ends up raising two certain little girls. Eventual Loro, Kurtty and Romy.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,658 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Rogue/Anna Marie, Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P.
Training Tails by Stainless Steel Fox reviews
Tails in Sonic Sat AM is woefully underused, mainly as kidnap bait and a cheering section. But what if he had a chance to improve himself? When he gets sent to another dimension by Robotnik's dimensional portal ray, he gets that chance. BadassBookworm!Tails. Crossover with Dragon Ball. Chapters 29-31 up! There will be two sequel stories Traveller Tails, and Lylat Tails.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 31 - Words: 166,901 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 10/18/2012 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Tails - Complete
Trust Is A Relative Thing by Silverfawkes reviews
What if Petunia put the blame where it belonged instead of on Harry? OOC Petunia Dursley Rating for mild language
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 51 - Words: 219,068 - Reviews: 5405 - Favs: 5,717 - Follows: 6,415 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Harry P.
Breakdown by SleepDeprivedFemale reviews
Danny Phantom/Artemis Fowl/Sonic the Hedgehog/Secret Saturdays.What happens when three powerful beings and a child prodigy accidentally meet at a Thanksgivings celebration?Is the universe truly in the verge of collapsing? And what are the chaos emeralds? [DISCONTINUED/UP FOR ADOPTION]
Crossover - Sonic the Hedgehog & Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,514 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Sonic, Danny F.
Fortune Favours the Damned by AkoyaMizuno reviews
Sirius hasn't the first clue who this green eyed stranger is exactly, but he's here now and somehow he's Sirius' problem. AU Rating upgraded due to language and theme.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,574 - Reviews: 2033 - Favs: 3,891 - Follows: 5,101 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Sirius B., Harry P.
Light Up The Sky by Troublemaker-In-Chief reviews
Lily and James are still grieving twelve years after Harry's death. He'd be 13 years old if he were alive. The war against Voldemort is more intense than ever. Three mysterious young Death Eaters keep helping the Aurors out. Read the full summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 147,763 - Reviews: 1127 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 717 - Updated: 6/20/2012 - Published: 6/23/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Paved Paradise by CalliopeMused reviews
Raven didn't instantly regain her age at The End of the fight against Trigon, but the most reclusive of the Teen Titans will be back to normal before anyone notices she's gone. Right? Unrepentant kid-fluff
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,642 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Raven, Beast Boy - Complete
Team Savage: A Tale of Legends by Prin Pardus reviews
Sapphire wakes to find she's become a Pokemon, which her new friend Singe knows means trouble. Sapphire and Singe must scramble to get their bearings and create what every little Pokemon dreams of forming: a Legend team.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 55,055 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Totodile/Waninoko, Charmander/Hitokage
Evolution by Single Silver Eye reviews
The magical community has remained stagnant for years, but that is all about to change. A war is brewing and two worlds are about to collide. Evolution is a curious thing. HP X X-Men Evolution crossover based off magi evolution.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 42,672 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 450 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Harry P.
Sherlock Holmes and the Chamber of Speakeasy by EvangelineVB reviews
In the Autumn of the year 1865, John H. Watson begins his first year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, and has to cope with 3 bizarre friends, a prankster brother, an opened Chamber of Secrets and an odd boy named Sherlock Holmes.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,243 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Percival D., Dr. Watson
Black Phoenix by Sara Blake reviews
After being killed by the one they considered a friend Harry and Hermione travel in an alternate universe with hopes for a normal life.But,as fate has it, they are now in the middle of a war with Grindelwald and eleven again! Normal is overrated anyway...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 123,973 - Reviews: 3887 - Favs: 3,566 - Follows: 3,886 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
The Poet's Wish by ReadingRed reviews
A mysterious observer intervenes and Harry's life will never be the same. Time travel. Harry/Ginny. Young Harry. Formerly The Poem.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,073 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 5/12/2012 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Over The Rainbow by I Like Writing Romance reviews
Raven's emotions are wreaking havoc and taking her over! And all because she won't tell a certain shapeshifter how she REALLY feels about him... BBRae, please R&R!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,407 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 4/6/2012 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
The Ghostly Games by Phantom Splash reviews
After losing a bet, Sam has to play in the Casper High volleyball team the entire season. Once Danny finds out, he helps Sam with some "invisible help", but Kitty escapes the ghost zone and wants to mess around. Some OCs, no PP.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,233 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Sam M., Kitty
Changeling by Megaira reviews
When Raven's mother dies, it triggers a series of events that change The Teen Titans as we know them.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,069 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Beast Boy, Raven
What Just Happened? by WizardWay reviews
The Next Generation kids are flung backward in time, to when their one and only father, Harry Potter, is competing in The Triwizard Tournement...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,140 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 4/14/2011 - James S. P., Rose W.
Words Never Said by heists reviews
... and moments never shared. Some insights on the Robin/Terra dynamic that never developed. AU, in a way. Drabble series. Secondary genres will vary - friendship will always be there. Not romance. Complete as it stands, but with updates here and there.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,999 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Robin, Terra - Complete
She Noticed by Professor Cheesecake reviews
After her brother's life is saved, Starr begins to notice there's more to life than a popularity contest...
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,766 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Star, Danny F.
A Whole New World by TheSpanishInquisition97 reviews
Anthony was living life in Chicago, and feeling as if something was lacking from his normal routine. He is swept up into a world of adventure, and danger. Exotic creatures and plants as well as a whole new life for him. Will he stay in this strange land?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,301 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Abra/Casey, Masquerain/Amemoth
Of the Guilty by rainbowlouise reviews
News headlines scream murder following the tragic accident in the FentonWorks lab, pointing the finger at the town's silver-haired hero. Weeks later, ghost sightings begin to pop up all over Jump City, leaving the Titans with one question- who is Phantom?
Crossover - Teen Titans & Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Angst/Crime - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,080 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 12/1/2011 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Robin, Danny F.
Mr Cheap Shot and The Incredible FishStick by Jetsir reviews
100 tales chronicling the adventures of Titans East's two resident BAMF's: Speedy and Aqualad. Witness the drama, the badassery, the bromance, and the...romance? Perhaps... Based off of the 100 prompt list.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 23,339 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Speedy, Aqualad
In Need of a Hero by thepenspal reviews
When Lily Potter translates a spell that can bring someone with the power to defeat Voldemort into their world, the last thing she and the order expected was a skinny seventeen year old Harry Potter. Story is back and will be finished.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,197 - Reviews: 1093 - Favs: 2,597 - Follows: 3,501 - Updated: 11/15/2011 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Harry P., James P.
The Bottom Freaking Line by Inky the Inkfred reviews
To parody or not to parody? Why, the answer is simple. Mary Sue, of course. Erm, I mean, yes. Yes we shall. A Teen Titans parody.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 16,947 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 1/26/2010
It's Not the Size of the Rock That Counts by AnihyrMoonstar reviews
Various males from the Danny Phantom series pop the big question. Four "Will you marry me?" one-shots, vaguely related, starring: Danny/Sam, Dash/Paulina, Tucker/Valerie, and Kwan/Star, though not necessarily in that order.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,301 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Danny F., Sam M.
Far Far Away by TheBlueFoxtrot A Samba reviews
Anna has no interest in belonging to any man and can't stay with her cruel guardian. Escape is her only option. She also had no interest in picking up a shadow that insists he's her Prince on a black horse. She doesn't need saving. AU w/ powers
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,800 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 9/20/2011 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Gambit/Remy L., Rogue/Anna Marie
Familial Bonds by VessaMorana reviews
Petunia didn't hate Lily and magic as much as Dumbledore thought when he left Harry on the porch. How much will a different Dursley family upset his plans for controlling Harry? How different will Harry be?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,825 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 899 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Harry P., Petunia D.
Harry of the Jungle by Tanaxanth reviews
Abandonded: AU Harry abandonded by the Dursleys in the Congo at age 6. How will he survive, what will he learn about himself and how will the Wizarding world, react at the news their Golden Boy is missing and presumed dead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,579 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Shards of Time: The Master of Death by Shitsumeishi reviews
Harry Potter is just an eccentric school boy with some unusual talents. Lord Peverell-Black, on the other hand, is a magically and politically powerful man with the world at his fingertips and a war at his doorstep. Time travel, no pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 66,085 - Reviews: 825 - Favs: 3,174 - Follows: 3,906 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Harry P.
Ghost Zone Experience by Dream Trance reviews
"I'm a weatherman, not a—Good afternoon, Amity Park! This is Lance Thunder bringing you live to what looks like a ghostly tug-a-war with our own town hero, Danny Phantom, as both the rope and opposition. Anything you'd like to add, Mr. Phantom?"
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 58,277 - Reviews: 860 - Favs: 1,147 - Follows: 1,019 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Danny F., The Box Ghost
Unexpected Visitors by Lourdes-Sunrise-Princess reviews
James, Albus and Lily Potter-while in their father's office-stumble upon an old time turner unaware of what it does. Now it has sent them back in time, exactly 38 years. Will they meet their grandparents? What adventures await?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,645 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Harry P., James S. P.
Change by Rufescent reviews
Yep, Zuko was right, the spirits were out to get him. No one else would all of a sudden be getting persued by, uh, earth? Especially earth that had somehow gotten the ability to transport them. Things can only get worse from there. -on Hiatus-
Crossover - Teen Titans & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,478 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Gaang
It's a Backwards Life by Xx-BananaBookworm-xX reviews
Due to a potions accident, Ginny is sent back the Marauders/MWPP era to teach DADA/Defence Harry's parents. Meanwhile, Harry gets sent back to 1976 as well. Spoilers books 1-6. During HBP. H/G J/L. Please R&R. TIME-TRAVEL. Rating may change. CANON.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,786 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Shock by ayamari no Goshi reviews
Where was he? What happened? He must have gone into shock after the portal had zapped him. Yeah, that was it, shock... Please R&R.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,569 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Danny F. - Complete
Bring Love Together by TheBlueFoxtrot A Samba reviews
Kitty is tired of seeing everyone running around being single when they could happily be with the ones who love them. Teaming up with Kurt, she'll just have to resolve that. Now up:Interlude
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,660 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P., Nightcrawler/Kurt W.
The Dragon's Boy by MarkOfAlitheia reviews
'The boy had already had it's chance to kill him. Yet it chose to free him. The dragon narrowed his eyes, wondering just what he should do with this odd human hatchling. A pathetic hatchling that didn't kill dragons.' The movie through the dragon's eyes
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,372 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Hiccup, Toothless
Sokka's Therapy Sessions by The Hash Slinging Slasher reviews
Sokka has once again donned his beard, mustache, and adult voice, and is giving out advice to all the characters of Avatar.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Sokka, Zuko
She Got It Honest by TheBlueFoxtrot A Samba reviews
Rogue, her father Logan, and Uncle Wade recently join the XMen after a visit from WeaponX. As if a house-full of mutants wasn't crazy enough without adding Deadpool. AU BlueVerse
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 33 - Words: 94,719 - Reviews: 594 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Rogue/Anna Marie, Wolverine/Logan
Everyday Average Ordinary by Earth Blues Baby reviews
17 JULY 2011: UPDATED. The Titans are regular kids at high school. When they all get detention the same night, something strange is bound to happen. But one stormy night may prove that 'something' is more than anyone could imagine. starrob bbrae cybee
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 55,172 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 4/5/2005
Azkaban: Marauder Style by x Dark Lady x reviews
Sentenced to Azkaban for murdering Quirrell, Harry bands together with Sirius and later, Ginny, to bring the weirdest, most unqiue Azkaban story. With all those Quidditch posters in their cell, Albus won't know what hit him. It's Azkaban...Marauder Style!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,733 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Past, Present, Future OH MY! by Gred.then.Forge reviews
After messing with Harry's old time-turner, Teddy Lupin, James, Albus, and Lily Potter are sent back in time to Harry's third year. As they try to keep their identity hidden, romance blossoms, humor takes place, betrayal, epiphanies, and chaos ensue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,095 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 8/28/2010 - James S. P., Albus S. P.
Time Warp by Kittenn1011 reviews
Harry Potter wakes up one morning in the body of his ten-year-old self. This time around, he declares, no way anyone's going to die! -And it's gonna be totally awesome- "People shouldn't meddle with time, Potter." Little did they know...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 116,434 - Reviews: 972 - Favs: 1,732 - Follows: 2,217 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
A Little Thing by Omicron the IceQueen reviews
Meet Tallen, a young woman who's in college and just starting the whole 'live on your own thing.' Watch her suddenly become a mother overnight. Literally. Just not in the way one would first think. Life has its curveballs, some are sharper then others
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,006 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Sonic
The Singularity by Jaythe reviews
Artemis Fowl discovered the Fairy Folk when he was 12 years old. What made the Wizarding World think it even stood a chance at secrecy? From this point on, there is no turning back. The Singularity is here. HP/AF crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,224 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Artemis F.
I Learned from You by Shizuku Tsukishima749 reviews
-Collection of Batman and Robin father/son drabbles.- "Never leave home without your utility belt": the first thing Batman taught his young apprentice. But in all truthfulness, Bruce has taught Dick so much more than that.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,216 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Bruce W./Batman, Richard G./Nightwing
One Last Assignment for Lost Time by HolyJunkie
An old, malfunctioning robot returns to Robotropolis after an assignment from Dr. Robotnik takes more than a lifetime to complete. The problem: Robotropolis had vanished, in its place, a massive city of organics.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Mystery - Chapters: 24 - Words: 24,337 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/1/2011 - Published: 4/6/2011
Another by Dracon Asahara reviews
Crossover DP/TeenTitans/Batman. Losing his family and friends was already bad enough for Danny, but when Clockwork decides to meddle for a second time he suddenly finds himself in a whole new world, having to start over from scratch. Full summary inside
Crossover - Teen Titans & Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,418 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 4/24/2011 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Danny F.
Prank Masters by Kirani56 reviews
Since Danny's parents are gone on April Fools day, he decides to use the time to prank other people.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 16,940 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Complete
The Sanest Ones Here by sunsetofdoom reviews
... Are the inmates! Jeremy Johnson is a new doctor at the Danville Mental Rehabilitation Center; where he goes on fun and terrifying adventures with the some of the best people he's ever known. Too bad they're the patients.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,114 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 3/29/2011
Le Commencement Du Diable Blanc by marshmallow jam reviews
What if Harry didn't survive the killing curse because of his mother's sacrifice? What if he survived because he was a mutant?
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,076 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 823 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Harry P.
The Creation of a Phantom by Hornswaggler reviews
We all know how Danny got his powers, but what exactly happened in the month before the show picks up? Prequel to Danny Phantom, taken a bit more seriously than the cartoon does. Read it and...BEWARE :3
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 59,886 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Danny F.
Search for the Jewels: Step One by Kay Hau reviews
Robin and the Titans have to turn a clueless elemental, a handicapped empath, an airhead healer, and a cross-dressing bodyguard into a superhero team. Oh, and find the moral-less thief and rebellious inventor that the Justice League lost track of.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,369 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Robin, Raven
Today's Gonna Be Chaotic? by TatsnTaters reviews
As their goal to beat boredom during summer continues, Phineas and Ferb decide to travel through time and space to a mysterious new world where the inhabitants are unique and things might just get a little...chaotic.
Crossover - Sonic the Hedgehog & Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,753 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/6/2011 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Sonic, Phineas - Complete
The Birthday Present by wordybirdy reviews
Brown paper packages tied up with string. Holmes tries his best, and Watson struggles bravely.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes - Complete
How to Keep a Toddler Locked in a Tower: A Guide by KingofJesters reviews
Frollo and Gothel's guide to keeping a child locked in a tower for fifteen years or more!
Crossover - Hunchback of Notre Dame & Tangled - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,976 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 3/25/2011 - M. Gothel - Complete
though differences appear in what we do by Wanderlustlover
Milliways Challenge fic. Marian & Kate. Theme: outlaws. Suggested sentence: Our worlds seem not so different, after all. :
Crossover - Holes & Robin Hood BBC - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Kate B., Marian
Traveling Souls by ilikepie2013 reviews
Harry and Ginny Potter have lost everyone. It's time they did something about it. Reality itself was about to change. Rating a precaution. AU, HP/GW, R/Hr, etc. Time travel and Soul Bond fic. Beta needed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,879 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 576 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W.
It's Good to be Bad by Crosis Laurekal reviews
A series of unrelated oneshots that focuses on the evil, the insane, and the inept of Jump City's villains. See their triumphs, their tragedies, their hilarious hijinks and bumbling buffoonery.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,257 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 8/26/2010
CanonFiction by Iris Musicia reviews
On a webquest, Kitty discovers FanFiction, and some of its darker authors as Kurt discovers the cure: CanonFiction, home of the canon characters' revenge on the fans! Kurtty
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/28/2011 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P., Nightcrawler/Kurt W.
Father Fowl II by dietcokemaniac reviews
In this installment of the series, Artemis and the twins are suspected victims of child abuse and are removed from their home. Artemis Fowl II is a genius, and begins a plan to get his famliy back together again. LOTS of angst.Rated T for heavy themes.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,669 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/28/2011 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Artemis F., Beckett F.
You Were Written by Bellephont17 reviews
Meggie is reading aloud from the new book her father got for her: Artemis Fowl. Farid happens to be listening at the time . . .
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Inkheart - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,471 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Artemis F., Farid
A New Adventure by amtserg reviews
Eugene and Rapunzel have a whole new adventure to face: parenthood. And all the worries that go along with it.
Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/20/2011 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Flynn R., Rapunzel
The Dissolving of the SOS by Grand Master Potter reviews
The muggleborns are fed up with the Ministry of Magic and decide to dissolve the S.O.S, what will happen next AU after the G.O.F.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,978 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/14/2011 - Published: 3/9/2011
Can you see what I see? by Sissy Ficcer reviews
Harry Potter can see creatures that so far no one else can see, until his reintroduction to the magical world at age 11 brings him in contact with others who can see them as well. Thus helping to find a way to awaken Arceus and his creations again.
Crossover - Pokémon & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,018 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Arceus, Harry P.
Where I Come From by READINGisLIFE reviews
Theodore Lupin has spent the first eleven-years of his life wondering what his parents were like, if he was making them proud or if they were as amazing as everyone says they were. Now he's going to find out, with some unexpected help. TimeTravel Fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,240 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 3/4/2011 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Teddy L., Harry P.
On a Train, Switching Tracks by Mede reviews
First year: "Celebrities," Harry said. "Fame makes them mad. I take it the wizarding world doesn't really have them, then?" Draco and Ron exchanged glances. "No, not really." AU, assorted oneshots and snippets.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,534 - Reviews: 712 - Favs: 2,717 - Follows: 2,320 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Harry P., Ron W., Draco M., Neville L.
It's Elementary, dear Artemis by Pixiebaby321 reviews
A brief look into Artemis's Elementary school days if he had gone to a public elementary school
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Artemis F., Butler - Complete
Schooled by hollyivy7 reviews
Moody always warned him to keep every situation in mind. Eliminate no possible outcome, no matter how ridiculous. So when Harry finds himself flung a few decades back into Tom Riddle's time and tricked into taking the DADA position, he's prepared. Really.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,969 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 797 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
True Hero by crimsonshrouds reviews
Clockwork didn't save Danny's Family and friends from the explosion at the Nasty Burger. Now Danny lives in Jump City where he witnesses the formation and exploits of a team of super heroes. Teen Titans Crossover
Crossover - Teen Titans & Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,295 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Raven, Danny F.
Helping Hands by Twins of the Earth reviews
What would Clockwork have done if the Observants somehow stopped him from saving Danny's family in TUE? What would happen to Danny? Would Dan take control? Not if Clockwork has anything to say about it. DXS BBRae Robstar TXJ AU of TUE.
Crossover - Teen Titans & Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,948 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Danny F. - Complete
100 Ways Robin's Like a Banana by Lizzylizzer reviews
As an advertising favor to the city, the Titans are taking classes at the local arts school. Raven needs to write a comparative paper, and picks an unfortunate topic. How exactly is Robin like a banana, besides their both being fruits?
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,110 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Raven, Robin - Complete
Harry Potter and the Iron Knowledge by Baronvonblack reviews
Sirius pulls a favour and gets Tony Stark to look after Harry over the summer, where he finds what could be the power the dark lord knows not as in a freak accident Tony's knowledge was copied to Harry's brain.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ironman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,411 - Reviews: 720 - Favs: 2,592 - Follows: 2,966 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011
Project Ghost by AnimationNut reviews
Lancer assigns a group project on ghosts! The trio finds it an easy pass, but when Lancer finds the report TOO good he begins to get suspicious. Soon things start to spiral out of control, and the teens find themselves fighting not only to save their home, but the ghosts and their home as well. Response to deadlydaisy8o8 challenge!
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 44,935 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Danny F., Tucker F., Valerie G., Lancer - Complete
Road to Nairobi by still too old for this reviews
Robin gets a call for help from the Kenyan police. Unfortunately, there is only one other titan available for duty. Will Beast Boy drive Robin completely out of his mind before he solves the case or will he discover there's more to BB than meets the eye.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,730 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 2/2/2011 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Beast Boy, Robin
What doesn't kill you makes you stranger by Lady Avotil reviews
Harry leads the life of a slave. What will happen when one of Gotham's most infamous villains decides to barge into his life? Can Hogwarts handle a Harry raised by none other than the Joker? Be prepared for madness and insanity.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,983 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 963 - Follows: 1,038 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the World that Waits by dellacouer reviews
A shell shocked but triumphant Harry Potter decides to leave his world behind for another. Someone should have told him that AUs can be really, really different. HP/ X-Men crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 122,880 - Reviews: 2757 - Favs: 5,970 - Follows: 6,960 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Harry P.
Clue by ElvenQueen18 reviews
Six individuals are all invited to a dinner party at the X-Mansion. Professor Xavier, the host, is murdered—and everyone is a suspect! Based on the movie "Clue."
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,735 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Complete
The Strength of Family by Foria reviews
AU: Harry Potter was always a lonely child who received no love from his family. What if, instead of being an only child he had a younger sister to take care of and love? How different would the Potter-verse be from that one little change?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 144,036 - Reviews: 910 - Favs: 912 - Follows: 1,111 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Artemis Fowl and the World of Wizards by Kiminaru reviews
"Who might you be?""My name is Minerva McGonagall, headmistress of Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry. I have come here to extend an invitation to Artemis"
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,040 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Artemis F.
The Avatar Project by CalliopeMused reviews
An ambitious scientist brought bending back into a world that had forgotten the elements, but had no idea what he had started. Four years after the first of the new firebenders, and twelve years before the story begins, an Avatar was born.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,756 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Aang, Sokka
Harry Potter in a Different World by RebeccaSeverusSnape reviews
After being doused in a deaging potion and hit with a dark spell, Harry Potter is sent back in time to the Marauders Era, the only problem; he has no idea who he is. Things are a little different; Gellert Grindelwald is the current Dark Lord not Voldemort
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 47,454 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Harry P.
Invisibly Jaded by LightningHunter reviews
Continued for Quatreastrophe. Harry's twin vanquished Voldemort. Harry believes he is unwanted, unworthy and unneeded, and by accident, Apparates across the globe. Eleven years later, he returns, staff in hand, and war drums in his ears.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,951 - Reviews: 739 - Favs: 1,522 - Follows: 2,199 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Harry P.
Ghost 101 by Luiz4200 reviews
Based on one of ghostanimal's challenges. There's a new class at Casper High and Jack and Maddie Fenton are teaching it. Can Danny survive?
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,298 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Complete
Stranger in a familiar place by bubblecore reviews
A year after the war, Harry somehow manages to get thrown back in time to the Marauders 7th year. Dumbledore convinces him to become the DADA professor. How will he handle seeing the young Marauders? Can he keep himself from telling them about the future?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,834 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Harry P., James P.
Azalea Potter by Skysaber reviews
After a costly victory in her own universe a Girl Who Lived leaves her own dark world in search of a new home - and finds a more classic Harry Potter just starting his own Goblet of Fire!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,080 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 776 - Follows: 987 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 9/9/2009
Dear Mum and Dad, by LilyAnaRose reviews
For a school assignment, Harry is supposed to write a letter thanking his parents for helping him. But his problem is that he never met his. Pre-Hogwarts. Rated T because I'm a paranoid mess
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,488 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Devil of the Sea by Quill N. Inque reviews
Number Two in my Historical KURTTY Series. In the early 18th Century, a young heiress is taken captive and held for ransom by an infamous pirate and his crew. But she soon learns that there is more to piracy than just pillaging... COMPLETE!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,815 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P., Nightcrawler/Kurt W. - Complete
An AU story by KiraSZN reviews
What if mutants were found out before Xavier started his school? What if kurt and kitty were lab ex periments?what if Logan found them and brought them to Xavier, who houses other mutants with angsty pasts? Read 2 find out. Rated T just in case.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,832 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/10/2010 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W., Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P.
Lightning & Flame by funvince reviews
Zuko wants to give Azula a second chance, but only after taking certain precautions. He's compassionate, not stupid. He wants to give her the chance that his uncle and Aang gave him. Whether she chooses to squander it is up to her.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,818 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Azula, Zuko
Harry Potter and the Speed of Sound by MilesDark reviews
When Harry runs away at the age of 7 he discovers an amazing power his Desire to Escape the Durslys and Runaway and never stop running takes form as Harry Becomes a Blur of Speed. Harry Potter/Sonic the Hedgehog
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 72 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Harry P., Sonic
Better Luck With World Number Two by Blouta reviews
After losing everyone he loved to Voldemort, getting revenge wasn't enough, and Harry Potter had nothing else to loose. He decides to search for a place where things might've gone just a bit differently...AU J/L, H/G, R/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,447 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Harry P., James P.
Too Much Time On My Hands by neopyro reviews
Harry decides that the world's chances are looking pretty bleak after the loss of Dumbledore. With the help of his friends, he sends himself back in time and transfers all his knowledge of the future to his one year old self. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 68,179 - Reviews: 2412 - Favs: 2,962 - Follows: 3,933 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 5/17/2006 - Harry P.
The Life of Another by jin fenghuang reviews
When Vernon takes away his Hogwarts Letter, Harry makes a wish. A wish to have another life, to meet his parents and to go to Hogwarts. A wish that splits Harry in two and carries one Harry back in time, while the other lives on in the present. Snarry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,313 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Snake Charmer by Kitsu3 reviews
When his family visits Metropolis, Harry gets dragged along. It turns into both the best and worst vacation ever, starting when he makes his first friend in a park a few blocks from the circus...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Batman the Animated Series - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,205 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 550 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Harry P., Dick G.
Hunted and Hated by Quill N. Inque reviews
Number One in my Historical KURTTY Series. In 16th Century Spain, Kurt Wagner is on the run from the Spanish Inquisition... COMPLETE!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,207 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W., Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P. - Complete
Ghost 101 by ghostanimal reviews
A new mandatory class has been ordered by Mayor Masters: Ghost 101. The trio thinks it's an easy A. Well, it is for them, but Danny's secret is immediately in danger when the new teacher begins the section on ghost types which includes halfas...
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,833 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Danny F. - Complete
Intensity in Ten Cities by Hopelessly Unromantic reviews
All-dialogue. -"I'm not the one that you want, I'll only let you down. And I'm pretty sure that you've caught on. And you can say that 'Oh, I'm just feeling sorry for myself.'"-
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,123 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Kid Flash, Jinx - Complete
An Ordinary Life by Koinaka reviews
Elijah Douglas wants nothing more than to be ordinary. Fate, however, has other plans. When he sets out to prove that the red-eyed man he dreams of is real, he discovers much more than that: he is the missing Boy-Who-Lived, savior of the wizarding world -
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,607 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 11/3/2010 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Harry P.
Dodge Ball by JoojooBrother reviews
Danny really needs to boost his gym mark, and an interesting game of Dodge ball might just give him that chance... but will someone make the connection between Danny's new athletic skill and Danny Phantom? Ignores PP, Danny is 15. Two-Shot.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,962 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 10/29/2010 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Danny F., Dash B., Kwan - Complete
Spookin' Lancer by AnimationNut reviews
A little Halloween tale where Danny, Tucker and Sam try to scare Lancer the day before Halloween. But Lancer isn't easily terrified. Will the trio end up scaring Lancer, or get pwned by their middle-aged teacher...
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,053 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Lancer - Complete
Harry Potter and The Second Chance by WinchesterGrl09 reviews
Harry is depressed over the death of Sirius and wishes for a chance to save him. So when his wish is granted he decides to do things his way. New powers and independence. He's not taking crap from any one. Not superHarry. Chapter 11 fixed everyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 71,354 - Reviews: 916 - Favs: 1,600 - Follows: 2,068 - Updated: 10/16/2010 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Harry P.
That Was Then, This is Nuts by ororomunroe531 reviews
Everyone's favorite mouthy mercenary shows up in Bayville! Oh god. What am I thinking. Deadpool... Running around loose with the Danger Room, chimichangas, and the X-Men children at his disposal. Hold on to your hats, folks. Loro in later chapters.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,775 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/13/2010 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Wolverine/Logan, Storm/Ororo M.
25 Days To Annoy The XMen by 0HeartShapedBox0 reviews
What happens when the adult X-Men try to educate the New Recruits? Insanity, Craziness, Mental Torture, Basketball Babies and so much more! On hold :
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,586 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/13/2010 - Published: 8/11/2010
Critera of Life by Darcyjackal reviews
Every living thing must follow the Laws of Life; however, Maddie wonders if Phantom can somehow follow these laws as well. The fact that he is a ghost is putting a knick in her plans, but what if Phantom can follow the Laws of Life?
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,359 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 10/5/2010 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Danny F., Maddie F. - Complete
The New Class by RedHal reviews
Response to another Ghostanimal Challenge. There's a new class at Casper High where a select Number of students are taking it and Team Phantom are some of them. No big? Not when the class is Ghost 101 taught by Jack and Maddie Fenton.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,543 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Danny F. - Complete
Starting Anew by Erykha reviews
story is going to be further updated on the Daidai Rarabai account! Daidai Rarabai is me, so please don't begin the accusations that STARTING ANEW was plagiarized. I'm leaving this up because it'd be rude to delete everyone's reviews.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,942 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Zuko, Aang
Ripple by hollyivy7 reviews
"You, Artemis Fowl, are a wizard," intoned Aurora Sinistra. "Says the woman whom the gardener found trespassing on private property. Forgive me if I have my doubts." Watch out Hogwarts. Artemis Fowl is on the move. REWRITE.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 106 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Harry P., Artemis F.
Dodge This! by Midnayuki reviews
Challenge Response to deadlydaisy808. I did the dodgeball one. Danny's day isn't going all that great. What happens when he gets a chance to not fail gym, but his secret is at stake? Is it part of something bigger?
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,734 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/28/2010 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Danny F.
The Circular Motion by Jerinkle reviews
What if the newly crowned Firelord Zuko found out that things such as 'parallel universes' existed? And what if he found out that people from his world have transported people to this other universe to avoid the war? They always were short of airbenders.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,599 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 9/15/2010
Foundling by Chris Atola reviews
AU of the first chapter of HP and the PS/SS. What if Harry had wandered off on that November night and been picked up by a stranger? Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 971 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Cherry Cheesecake by Undercooked reviews
Enter the world of Cherry Cheesecake, where Zuko uses Mederma for his scar, Iroh is a tea zombie, Mai and Ty Lee are the Doublemint Twins, Sokka may be more than slightly confused, and Ozai WILL NOT BE BEAT AT SCRABBLE! Crack kills, but it's so much fun!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,440 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 7/12/2008
Luke Campbell and the Boy Who Lived by thomasharker reviews
Mr and Mrs Dursley, of number four Privet Drive, were proud to say that they were perfectly normal, thank you very much. Their neighbours, however, were not, and so proceeded to make Harry Potter's first year at Hogwarts rather different than expected...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,325 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/8/2010 - Published: 8/29/2010 - OC, Harry P.
ThE CHiLdisH MOmentS oF RObiN! by Main Source of Annoyance reviews
"There are many problems with real life"- Speedy. "Yup. The main one is that there is no background music."- Robin. This will be a series of unreleated drabblets, all depicting the childish moments of Robin. And possibly other Titans as well. R&R please!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,853 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Robin
Questionair for the Clinically Insane by Midnayuki reviews
Yay, I'm on a bandwagon! I will say this right now: I will only do OC's if I think it'd be HILARIOUS, or if you want me to sic a Sue on someone. I will bring people in as needed.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Danny F.
Mythic Alliance by Jendra reviews
They say there's no such thing as a magical Animagus. They're wrong. Harry Potter, Severus Snape and Draco Malfoy join together in an alliance no one, especially Voldemort, is expecting. Severus/Harry mentor, Harry/Draco friends. No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 75,564 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 1,447 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Luna Liberi Society by VirgoSolar reviews
Harry Potter is neglected as a child in favor of his twin brother Josh Potter who is assumed to be the Chosen One.Harry is taken away from the neglect and isn't seen by the wizarding world for 11 yrs.He will return stronger than ever...HP&GW please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,036 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 949 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W.
To Walk in Your Sister's Shadow by Midnayuki reviews
ONESHOT Danny's thoughts on his first few months of high school in regards to his sister.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Danny F. - Complete
Never Say Crash by Kianara-Titan reviews
Steampunk AU with bending. The Avatar is a legend, an old child's tale. Aang will soon discover the legend is far from dead, however. The Fire Nation is moving. Aang must realize his destiny as the Avatar or fail to prevent a war to end all peace.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,440 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Aang, Toph
Bound by Blood by TheNefariousMe reviews
When James and Lily give Harry up for adoption to better train his twin brother, Henry, the false boy-who-lived, Harry is left at an orphanage, until he's adopted... by the Malfoy's! Now, Draco and Harry re-named Adrian are off to Hogwarts!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 52 - Words: 66,712 - Reviews: 1705 - Favs: 2,603 - Follows: 1,384 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Origin of Magic by Winters of Despair reviews
Foaly should know better than to leave suspicious computer files lying around. Now that Artemis has magic of his own, he's determined to find out more about it. By the time he comes and goes, the wizarding world will be left wondering what happened.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,341 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Harry P., Artemis F.
Never Underestimate a Hufflepuff by Doctor Song reviews
So," he said conversationally, while his grip on his wand tightened even more. "Time travel then? Alternate dimensions? Voldemort induced hallucinations? Something else impossible?" AU, M for language
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,071 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Harry P.
The Chase by Emmi Fireworkz reviews
If Kid Flash sets out for a donut shop halfway around the world going 350 miles a minute and disappears once he gets to Malaysia, where the heck is he and how long does it take me to find him? Jinx POV.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,414 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Jinx
A simple scar by ocean's pebble reviews
It all started when Beast Boy brought home a starving black cat with vivid green eyes, the same day that the Red X suit was finally recovered. HP/TT Xover
Crossover - Harry Potter & Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 150 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Harry P., Red-X
He's Not Normal by Uncle Stojil reviews
Harry Potter goes back in time and has to start everything again. Do you think he will be careful not to screw the timeline up? No, he doesn’t even think about it! A story featuring a loony Harry and a Magical World that seems willing to adapt to him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 51,722 - Reviews: 767 - Favs: 2,928 - Follows: 3,174 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Harry P.
The Secret World Beside Us by Moonlite Knight reviews
It was inevitable that one day he, Artemis, would be kidnapped. He just never expected his kidnapping to involve robe-clad, wand-wielding lunatics who are under the impression that he is someone named 'Potter'.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,804 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 728 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 10/7/2007
When Are We? by Ramzes reviews
Don't touch it!" Teddy shouted, but since when had James started obeying commands? He turned the hourglass and the world around them started spinning... and spinning... and spinning.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,072 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 4/13/2010 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Teddy L., Albus S. P.
I'mmmm Baaaaccckk! by MrWriterWriter reviews
Harry returns to his youth to repair his life and get revenge on those who used him. H/Harem. Weasley minus the twins and Dumbledore bashing. Confident, Independant, strong, attitude-laden Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,386 - Reviews: 2147 - Favs: 3,846 - Follows: 4,404 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 6/8/2008
Teen Titans: Warped by Mr Joey Bon reviews
The Teen Titans have been chasing Brother Blood for a while now. When Robin and the others finally catch up to the mad man, they discover he's playing with time. What happens when they wake up, in the Avatar's universe?
Crossover - Teen Titans & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,412 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 12/12/2009
Artemis Fowl and the Riddle's Lure by CieloCrimisi reviews
Artemis' acquisition of fairy magic results in a visit from Hogwarts. Thrust into the wizarding world, everyone's favorite genius must find a way to cope with mastering his magic, age-old prejudices, and the constant threat of teenage hormones.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,158 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Artemis F.
Strong Enough by Patience Memory reviews
Danny Fenton lost everything. Broken and alone he closes himself to the world, but when he meets a team as unique as he is things change. Can the Teen Titans get Danny to open up? Can they show him that the strength he lacks has been within him all along?
Crossover - Teen Titans & Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 79,888 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 654 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009
Doctor What: New Timelines by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
Sequel to 'Doctor What' Ginny and ‘the Doctor,’ aka Harry, are now wanderers in the fourth dimension, intertemporal tourists, occasional heroes, trouble-magnets and sources of weirdness in the lives of everyone they encounter…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,748 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 205 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Business Endeavors by DivineRedFire reviews
The Teen Titans have their hands full with the baddies of Jump, especially the nefarious Slade. And him being the mastermind he is, has hired the Merc with the Mouth for a little business endeavor, but this is DEADPOOL we're talking about here. Ch. 20 up
Crossover - Teen Titans & Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 81,500 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Robin
The Twin Potters and the Philosopher's Stone by Keep 'On Rocking reviews
What would have changed in Harry’s live if he had a twin sister, who also survived the killing curse? Would it have been easier? Or not? Might sound cliché but give it a chance. AU/ AH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,120 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Harry P., OC
This Ain’t No Self Insertion by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
A woman finds herself in the body of a young Hogwarts student in the world of Harry Potter. Unfortunately, she happens to be the personification of Death itself, and she isn't happy about her forced relocation... Someone will PAY for this. Xmas fic.Crack.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 12/28/2009
Ravenclaw Rejects: Book Two by darkpanda of angels reviews
Living with a escaped prisoner during the summer, sneaking around with the Weasley twins, and a surprising revelation about family is in for Harry in this book about his second year at Hogwarts with Luna as his best friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,629 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 10578 - Favs: 13,522 - Follows: 5,486 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Fated Chance by Euonym reviews
It happened because of a game. That's it. Nothing more. But Fate doesn't like to lose, and if winning means sending a few people back in time, so be it. Harry Potter will be given a second chance. WRITTEN PRE DH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 84,404 - Reviews: 981 - Favs: 1,097 - Follows: 883 - Updated: 12/10/2009 - Published: 5/26/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Fire in the Blood by rianess reviews
AU. Fawkes heals baby Harry after he is injured, and leaves him with some interesting side effects. How will this change his future?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,019 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 864 - Follows: 1,302 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Harry P., Fawkes
Niger Ovis: Black Sheep by Dark Lord Fox reviews
AU Harry Potter was raised by the Potter's house elves while Jason Potter, his twin, was raised by Lily and James. Why? Because Dumbledore said Jason was the boy-who-lived. Dumbledore can't be wrong, right? Twin Fic. Mostly in 7th Year No Pairings
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,850 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 806 - Updated: 10/28/2009 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Harry P., OC
A Demon in Grimmauld Place by Carrie Anne 24 reviews
After the dementors attack Harry, the Order is concerned about Voldemort’s ability to entice dark creatures to his side. Everyone thinks they are safe until they notice a terrifying creature near Headquarters- a creature with blue fur.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,874 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 8/23/2009
Because You're Mine by Crystal Cove reviews
Harry's chosen to stay with Severus, who's given him everything: a father, a home, and the love of a family. A new reality, a new, strange second year at Hogwarts - maybe it's a good thing he kept that incantation. He'll need it. To Have a Father sequel.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,007 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
To Have a Father by Crystal Cove reviews
During the summer before his third year at Hogwarts, Harry ends up in a reality where Severus Snape is his father. AU, Sevitus—Includes Sirius!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 30 - Words: 96,210 - Reviews: 659 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
In Time Like Glass by dragongirlG reviews
Shortly after the war, Auror trainee Harry Potter attempts to confiscate a stolen Time-Turner from Draco Malfoy, accidentally sending them ten years into the past. Meanwhile, nine-year-old Harry is alone at Privet Drive for the holiday - or so he thinks.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,248 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 101 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
A Whole New World by Nia River reviews
ABANDONED. The war drags on and those remaining loyal to Harry fall one by one. In the end only Harry and Neville are left standing. So, when an unexpected opportunity arises to start over in another world as brothers, the two jump at the chance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,402 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 862 - Follows: 1,178 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Harry P., Neville L.
The Dangers of TransUniversal Portals by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
One of Albus and Rose’s experiments goes horribly amiss, and something’s wrong with Lily. Lily, meanwhile, has found herself in another universe, full of strangers and people she knows to be dead. WIP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,429 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Albus S. P., Lily Luna P.
X Sonic by Shadlay reviews
Sonic, Shadow and Amy wind up in the world of X men Evolution, and discover that they've become mutants. R&R
Crossover - Sonic the Hedgehog & X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Sonic, Wolverine/Logan
And Now For Something Completely Different by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
Harry and Luna head to Gotham to visit her Uncle Alfred. Things don't go as anybody expects, least of all the supers of Gotham... HP/Batman crossover. AU.
Crossover - Batman & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,357 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 1,374 - Follows: 1,611 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Muggle Mess by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Albus Dumbledore attempts to drop Harry Potter off with the Dursley family when things go terribly wrong. The whole universe shifts because of one man's action.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,963 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 2,124 - Follows: 544 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Amelia B., Sirius B. - Complete
When Two Magics Collide by Vicodin-221B reviews
11 year old Artemis Fowl has been researching fairies for a year when he gets a letter from Hogwarts. He was right about the magic, but wrong about the kind. Or was he? Could there be more than one type of magic? Is the world ready for Artemis the wizard?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,564 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Harry P., Artemis F.
Accidental Hero (aka, The Absentminded Ravenclaw) by Nia River reviews
ON HOLD. Freaky connections aside, does anyone else think it strange that Harry survived a Killing Curse with little more damage than a scar? Well, what if he hadn't come through so unscathed? And what if the other damage was more mental than physical?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,341 - Reviews: 620 - Favs: 1,625 - Follows: 1,726 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 11/21/2008 - [Harry P., Luna L.]
Strains of Melody by Hoshi-tachi reviews
AU, pre- and first year: An abused 5-year-old Harry Potter is rescued from the Dursleys' by muggles and adopted. There's just one problem: the person who adopted him doesn't exist.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,415 - Reviews: 1673 - Favs: 2,020 - Follows: 2,646 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 9/17/2003 - Harry P.
Child of the Phoenix by tc22 reviews
AU: Voldemort never finds out Lily is pregnant so is unable to mark Harry as his equal. However complications with his birth leave Harry anything but normal.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 56,325 - Reviews: 932 - Favs: 1,184 - Follows: 1,705 - Updated: 5/7/2009 - Published: 8/24/2005 - Lily Evans P., Harry P.
Ginny Returns by kb0 reviews
What if the war was over, but the only ones left were Ginny and a paralyzed friend? When Ginny finds a ritual that will send her back to an earlier point in the timeline, how will she change things to come out for the better? HP/GW
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 157,144 - Reviews: 821 - Favs: 1,219 - Follows: 544 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
In the Hour Before the Dawn by Mede reviews
During the First Rise the Order of the Phoenix met in a secured room on the upper floor of the Hog's Head tavern. One night, someone walked in on them. AU. Time travel.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,695 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 36 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Albus D., Voldemort - Complete
Teaching the Marauders by HP-words.of.wisdom reviews
Harry travels back in time to teach the Marauders in their seventh year DADA lessons. Of course, with Harry being younger then them chaos is certain to happen and it too many ways.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,681 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 146 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Harry P.
Siriusly Snape by LadyofDragons089 reviews
What if Severus and Sirius weren't the enemies we all thought them to be? What if they could unite under a single cause? What could be more important than their best friends' only child?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,035 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 2/26/2009 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Sirius B., Severus S.
Twist Of Fate: The First Years by stephab reviews
On that fateful Halloween, the Potter's lives were changed forever. But in a twist of fate, Harry Potter’s twin sister is hailed as a savior and Harry is forgotten, lost in the shadows. When darkness looms in the distance will the truth be revealed?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,604 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Harry P.
Magus Emissarius by ArchMagusNorth reviews
AU Harry Potter is created by Magic itself in the line of Peverell to bring balance on planet Earth. He is Quiet, mistaken to be autistic, but dangerous when needed, and is One of two candidates for "Chosen One" along with his twin sister. Powerful!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 79,193 - Reviews: 768 - Favs: 1,525 - Follows: 1,922 - Updated: 2/4/2009 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Harry P., Luna L.
Fair Trade by BajaB reviews
AU one-shot set after sixth year. Harry confronts Voldemort with an alternate reason for some of the Dark's Lord's failures, and offers to help him out, for a price.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,559 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 2,027 - Follows: 351 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Harry Potter and the Dream Come True by grand admiral chelli reviews
After a gross miscalculation by the Dark Lord, James Potter is alive and well again, and having the time of his life as he, Sirius, and Harry take Hogwarts by storm! Year 5 AU fic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 252,873 - Reviews: 2343 - Favs: 1,875 - Follows: 1,447 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 5/19/2003 - Harry P., James P.
Harry's Second Chance by Nyxelestia reviews
Reversing time is easy. Stopping a war is easy. Saving the future is easy. Keeping your sanity's the hard part. But Harry's gone through it all before - he'll do it again. Desperation is not a force to be reckoned with. No one knows this better than him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,518 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Harry P.
Fissure by Menamebephil reviews
A devastating attack sends two lonely and despondent figures tumbling through the ether. Can they put aside their differences, find their way home, and perhaps find happiness at the same time? Probably not, but what can you do? BB/Jinx. Hells yeah.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 25,120 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Beast Boy, Jinx
Harry Potter and the Time Traveling Cliché by Lilyflower1987 reviews
You know the drill. The newly victorious defeater of Moldy Voldie is sent back in time to 1977 to teach his parents DADA. full of clichey goodness and some new stuff to. Does not follow HBP or DH. ON HIATUS, POSSIBLY WILL BE RE-WRITTEN.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,712 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 12/8/2008 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Atypical by Menamebephil reviews
AU. Not your standard High School fic. For a start, it's not filed under Romance. I take the title seriously.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 36,191 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Beast Boy, Raven
Future Imperfect by AzarDarkstar reviews
One Shot. AU. A world in which Voldemort wins. And honestly wishes he hadn't. Time travel. Potential future slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,506 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 2,004 - Follows: 273 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P. - Complete
The Only Thing that Interferes with My Learning by Ravenwings30 reviews
My first fanfic...Yet another "Titans go to high school" story, BUT I have tried to create a more realistic plot - or as realistic as the TTs can be! Mainly Raven centered. Their peers have no clue about their "secret indentities" as superheroes.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Raven
Sins of the Father by Menamebephil reviews
Mark Logan. What of him? Premise based on the totally bonkers/genius premise of "Secrets of a Father", by Mary Grayson's Little Robin, which I stole with permission. If I reveal anything more, I will ruin the surprise.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,104 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Beast Boy
Harry Potter, the ArchMagus by the DragonBard reviews
AU. After an incident with Dudley and his gang, Harry discovers his magical abilities. However, there is no one to teach him how to wield his magic. So, with only fantasy books to guide him, Harry must forge himself into the wizard he is meant to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,443 - Reviews: 1631 - Favs: 3,234 - Follows: 3,921 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 11/7/2005 - Harry P.
Elementary Calculations by kcourtkat reviews
After finding out about his magic earlier, a decidedly non-Gryffindor Harry Potter plots his way to success.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,331 - Reviews: 1890 - Favs: 4,089 - Follows: 4,824 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Harry P.
What I Learned From Mr Ollivander by nell0629 reviews
One night, after escaping from Voldemort's dungeons, Harry Potter uses a temporal device to send his spirit back into the body of his seven year old self. Will he be able to set things right?Noslash. Fifthyr & forward AU. Rated T to be safe. Gray Harry!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,688 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Trumped Up Charges by fictionalcandie reviews
The Minister of Magic has made a Very Big Mistake: He's convinced himself that Harry Potter is a Criminal. AU as of HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,188 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 627 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 7/1/2005 - Harry P.
Manipulating Fate by Midnight Star 25 reviews
Time Travel A 30 year old Harry succeeded in fulfilling the prophecy, but there's nothing left to live for. Harry executes a risky scheme, that will have him fighting against fate itself. GreyHarry Independent Powerful Harry Slight Dumbledore Bashing
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 176,846 - Reviews: 2642 - Favs: 3,530 - Follows: 3,897 - Updated: 7/26/2008 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Harry P.
Memories by kinatsurune reviews
[on hiatus] A grueling battle with Cinderblock leaves BeastBoy badly hurt, memories as a Titan gone. Now,he thinks he's still in the life he had before becoming a hero. Will the others be able to handle this strange Garfield Logan they never had a chance to see before?
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,055 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 7/27/2005 - Beast Boy, Robin
Shift by moonfyre reviews
7 year old Harry is discovered missing only a day before Sirius Black escapes Azkaban. An angry werewolf, among others, tries to find him before the criminal does. Little does anyone know, Harry has a secret of his own...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 55,208 - Reviews: 972 - Favs: 1,764 - Follows: 829 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Changeling by BigBadWolfyBoy reviews
A Retelling of Beauty and the Beast. Read to find out. BB&Rae. No Flames! Please R&R. Reviews are much appreciated. A little AU.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,244 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Master of Internal Magic by codewarriorace reviews
Professor McGonagall decides to intervene directly in Harry's life a month before his eleventh birthday. Harry quickly masters the secrets of internal magic under her skilled tutelage and the unexpected aid of Fawkes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 1,240 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Harry P.
The Track of a Storm by Lady Taliesin reviews
James Potter died on October 31, 1981. But when, nearly six years later, Lord Voldemort invokes an ancient magic to restore himself to a body, James is drawn back into a world where everything he knows is gone, and everyone he cares about thinks him dead
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 133,551 - Reviews: 1081 - Favs: 1,021 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 5/22/2005 - James P., Harry P. - Complete
Breaking Time by Ridikulus reviews
Harry was thrown into the past during his adventures in the Dep. of Mysteries. Little did he know, a Death Eater was sent back as well causing all sorts of difficulties for Harry and the marauders. Standard time travel fic with a twist! HarryXOC. no slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,271 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Harry P., James P.
Two Worlds by snake pride reviews
The Dursleys have been keeping a secret for five years, now its time for it to come out into the open! Harry Potter will no longer be kept in darkness, he will be saved by a man cloaked in it
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,898 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 6/6/2008 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Divergence by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
Voldemort is dead, but in his place is an eleven year old Tom Riddle pulled out of time, with no idea what is going on. He's got a lot to catch up on, and Harry has a lot to teach him. AU. Follows canon until book 5.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,851 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P.
My Gilded Life by Skysaber reviews
Gilderoy Lockhart. The one person in the books who was there at a pivotal moment and could have made a difference but was utterly unable to. Until a dimension traveler took over his position.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 117,892 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 701 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 4/27/2008 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Gilderoy L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the New Lives by Steve2 reviews
Alternate reality. After the war, 7th year Harry Potter is transported into an AU where Neville is ‘TheBoyWhoLived’. How will the powerful Shadow Mage Harry Potter get accustomed to a new life as a ‘nobody’? Now SilverAegis approved 25May2007
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 150,058 - Reviews: 929 - Favs: 1,477 - Follows: 1,743 - Updated: 4/18/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Harry P., Neville L.
Guardian of Magic by Piccadilly reviews
Harry Potter is the Guardian of Magic and has to enter alternate realities where the Harry Potter of that world dies. Accompanied by Hedwig with her Humanimagus form, he enters a world with living Potters, twin sister, Ron as BWL. Pairings undecided.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,384 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Harry P.
The World Without Me by Eternal Cosmos reviews
Harry won the war against Voldemort but at a terrible price.Fawkes gives him another chance in a new world where he died as an infant and where Voldemort still lurks in the shadows...but not for long, because when one exists the other cannot survive. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 188,711 - Reviews: 5189 - Favs: 8,335 - Follows: 3,625 - Updated: 3/18/2008 - Published: 12/3/2004 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Agent Double O Hex by KafkaExMachina reviews
A "tragic" accident leaves young Harry in the care of a relative that nobody knew existed. It seems Lily Evans had an Uncle named Edmund Bond who had a son he called James.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,289 - Reviews: 810 - Favs: 1,926 - Follows: 2,408 - Updated: 3/7/2008 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Interpretations of Fate by Sil'vinya reviews
This is wrong, only one soul was to be taken, not both. The balance has been thrown into disarray. You can go back to make things right.The choice has been made, a new game begins. Harry's soul is sent back after fate decides to roll the dice again.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,684 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 549 - Updated: 2/24/2008 - Published: 12/30/2005
Harry Potter, the Forgotten Twin by Lord Blood reviews
Michael Potter is the BoyWhoLived and is spoiled rotten, while his twin Harry is neglected. So Harry runs away!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,737 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 682 - Updated: 2/14/2008 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Harry P.
A Warrior's Heart by Melinda Warren reviews
Dumbledore traded Harry, twin of the chosen one, in order to clear a debt, and told his parents that Harry died. Years later, Harry is spotted but he's changed, and is no longer the controllable child he once was. NO LONGER UPDATING!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,745 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 899 - Updated: 12/13/2007 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Harry P.
Marauding Wanderer by Zagarathian reviews
Teaching in the past awaits Harry. Time travels, overlapping worlds, those who do not belong in existance, and an oh so strong Harry. Can things get any worse? But of course. And what's with the setup? *ON HIATUS* because of issues...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 31,208 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/31/2007 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Harry P.
Harry Potter, meet your brother by Z-Dog reviews
Adrian Potter was hailed as the savior, but he alone knows that he is not the One. He alone knows that it was his twin Harry who did it, but Harry died. Now he wishes for nothing more than to have his brother back...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,057 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 10/25/2007 - Published: 7/11/2005 - Harry P., OC
A Root and Growl by JuliennePotato reviews
One objective: Bring Commander Root back from the brink of death. Simple, right? Only problem is, they're three and a half years too late. But death's never stopped Artemis Fowl before, so why start now? Complete.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,200 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/14/2007 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Irish Choice by DisobedienceWriter reviews
With all the crappy stuff Harry goes through at Hogwarts, the smart money would be on him transferring to a different, better school early in his career. Here’s one way it might have happened. No planned pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 62,622 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 3,506 - Follows: 1,019 - Updated: 9/20/2007 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Wizard of Gotham by Skysaber reviews
After failing to cheat Bruce Wayne on a deal for drills, Vernon Dursley takes his frustrations out on Harry Potter, by abandoning him in Gotham City.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,626 - Reviews: 1777 - Favs: 2,421 - Follows: 2,746 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 4/26/2007
The TriSchool Tournament by DisobedienceWriter reviews
One shot, AU of GOF. Here’s the story I wish I had found when I read GoF or GoF fanfiction. New, harder tasks. Observant!Smart!Harry. On the outs with Ron, Hermione, Dumbledore, and Hogwarts in general. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 31,882 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 1,742 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 9/3/2007 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
A Bad Week at the Wizengamot by DisobedienceWriter reviews
What would have happened if Harry had been convicted by the Wizengamot after defending himself from dementors before his fifth year at Hogwarts? Humorous! Followup stories on Sirius Black plus Cornelius Fudge's attempt at becoming a dark lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,251 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 3,710 - Follows: 860 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
Lost in Between by Crimson Dragongem reviews
Harry's parents weren't killed on halloween, but there's also another twist Harry's younger brother, Silas, is thought to be the BWL. What will this mean for the wizarding world?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,211 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 8/2/2007 - Published: 4/29/2006 - Harry P.
Harry and the Magic Factory by DisobedienceWriter reviews
ABANDONED. AU. Harry Potter defeats Voldemort as an infant…but then disappears. A year later, Potter Emporiums spring up throughout the magical world. No one knows how or why until 11 invitations fly out into the world years later.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 82,103 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 951 - Follows: 771 - Updated: 7/14/2007 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Complete
Desiring Other Times by YuliaVolkovaROX reviews
AU: The Wizarding World was never intelligent, and Harry Potter is passed over as the BoyWhoLived. His brother stands to gain all, thanks to the prophecy, while Harry is 'prophesised' to die for the cause. Visit my homepage for more info.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 86,103 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 7/13/2007 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Harry P., Albus D.
A New Life by Amethyst Clouds reviews
Under Revision:The Dursleys give Harry to two siblings who are quickly rising through the ranks of England's shadow world. How does being raised by two of the deadliest people in England change Harry's future, or rather the future of Christopher Dwayne?AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,826 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 5/8/2007 - Published: 4/2/2007 - Harry P.
Miracles and Second Chances by Phantom of a Rose reviews
Tonight Godric's Hollow was different. Why? Maybe because of the air, the magiclike feel to it. Perhaps even the shimmer of light coming from two rooms. . .Takes place just after 4th year. Lily and James comeback. FINALLY UPDATED!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,716 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 5/4/2007 - Published: 9/27/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The Gemini Project by BitterIcing reviews
Harry, kidnapped and the tender age of one, taken from his family to an underground facility and subjected to countless physical and magical experiments. But he escaped not knowing who he was. Inspired by the Television Series Dark Angel.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,251 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 4/21/2007 - Published: 1/13/2007
Mistake by Aki JS reviews
AU As a baby, Harry vanquishes the Dark Lord in front of Lucius Malfoy. Lucius, seeing the oppurtunity to gain greater power, takes Harry in as his child. But while Harry slumbers in the arms of a Death Eater, his sister is hailed as the Girl Who Lived.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,351 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 771 - Updated: 2/26/2007 - Published: 10/5/2004 - Harry P.
Lost Time by Oddball-no.2 reviews
Hogwarts was burned to the ground while Harry and co. were left to fend for themselves. What none of them expected was a second chance to make up for lost time. A.U. NonHBP Compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 107,288 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 522 - Updated: 1/20/2007 - Published: 12/12/2005
Right or Easy by razzle-dazzle-me reviews
AU The final battle has been won, but was it worth the cost? Harry, alone and determined, sets out to rewrite history for a better world ... only to find himself stranded in another.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,552 - Reviews: 1106 - Favs: 1,266 - Follows: 1,698 - Updated: 1/10/2007 - Published: 5/25/2005 - Harry P.
Raven and the Beast by CalliopeMused reviews
AU. When Trigon's only daughter threatened to visit the abandoned old castle, she had no idea what she was getting into.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,539 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 1/7/2007 - Published: 1/20/2006 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Beyond the Darkness II: The Philosopher's Stone by Orion Scorpio reviews
AU & sequel to 'Beyond the Darkness: The Early Years'. After growing up in hiding with supposed Death Eater and massmurderer Sirius Black, Harry is now eleven and ready to start his first year at Hogwarts... and heaven help that school.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,772 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 12/20/2006 - Published: 9/25/2005 - Harry P.
Save Me From Myself by Epimetheus reviews
When Dumbledore called Harry into his office, the savior of the wizarding world never thought he’d end up traveling through time to teach his parents, or the adventures that would follow.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,027 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 12/4/2006 - Published: 5/7/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Child of the Wilderness by Kitsuneko reviews
AU story. Harry disappeared from the Dursleys when he was five. Eleven years later, he's been found, living in the Forbidden Forest. Except he's no longer exactly human...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,128 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 11/28/2006 - Published: 9/27/2005
A Second Chance: The Rewrite by S.L reviews
The war in his world is over: Harry Potter, tired of fighting, uses a spell that will take him to a new world, where his parents, and friends are alive, but where he died as a baby. Is this new start too good to be true?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 86,251 - Reviews: 1907 - Favs: 2,495 - Follows: 2,703 - Updated: 11/27/2006 - Published: 11/29/2005 - Harry P., James P.
If I Let Go by AkoyaMizuno reviews
[Oneshot] I am standing behind him, an ectogun leveled less than an inch from the back of his head. Yet my gaze lingers on the words etched into the stone tablet that I found him kneeling in front of. [...] like me, his gaze is glued to the name. Her name
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,812 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 38 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Valerie G., Danny F. - Complete
Beast Lord by Ceres K reviews
Warning: OotP Spoilers After his fifth year at Hogwarts, Harry is getting worse and worse. Fortunately for Harry, a certain Phoenix decides to do something about it. Rating just to be safe. Not your average Independent!Super!Harry fic. Will be HG, RH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 90,053 - Reviews: 1883 - Favs: 2,020 - Follows: 2,137 - Updated: 11/6/2006 - Published: 5/12/2005 - Harry P.
The End Or The Beginning? by artdam reviews
PostHBP. AU. After killing Voldemort Harry is transported to another universe. He finds his family and friends in the world where he died at the age of one. I had a thought, I created new document and now you can read it. Review and tell me what you think
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,394 - Reviews: 744 - Favs: 725 - Follows: 974 - Updated: 11/3/2006 - Published: 8/18/2005
In Which I Point Out a Plot Hole or Two by FairyHunter reviews
UPDATED WITH ANOTHER ONESHOT. In this fic, everything is so canon it's AU. I fixed a few of the plot holes of the first book not by eliminating them, but by giving them the reality due to any bit of canon. [Warning: character deaths, TLC spoilers in ch.2]
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/8/2006 - Published: 12/12/2005 - Artemis F., Butler - Complete
Shaun Snape, Age 8 by teacherbev reviews
Summary: Part 3 in the Growing Up Snape series. Shaun is now 8 years old and dealing with his father Severus, loose Death Eaters, Merlin and magic. Please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 59,422 - Reviews: 844 - Favs: 811 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 8/26/2006 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Rising Star by JudasFm reviews
Based on Sonic 2. For years Tails has been wishing on stars for one thing: a friend. When a certain blue hedgehog arrives on the scene he thinks his wish has come true, but Robotnik isn't far behind and soon Tails' world is plunged into chaos. Please R&R!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 130,282 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 8/3/2006 - Published: 12/30/2005 - Complete
Averto Vicis by Lady Smoothie reviews
AU, HBP Compatible: When Hermione dies in battle moments after her powers are awakened, Dumbledore utilizes a centuries old spell to send Harry back in time to his six year old self. By Aerin. [UPDATED AND ALIVE!][NEW CHAPTER: HALLOW'S EVE]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,797 - Reviews: 1683 - Favs: 1,579 - Follows: 1,756 - Updated: 7/26/2006 - Published: 3/13/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Meaning of Betrayal by Aileen8703 reviews
In England: Harry Potter has finally finished Hogwarts and the battle against Voldemort is in full swing. On the other side of the world Lily and James Potter have created a haven from the war for them and their children. When these two world collide Harr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,972 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 447 - Updated: 6/30/2006 - Published: 11/4/2003 - Harry P., Lily Evans P.
Temperal Karma by bob-the-blue reviews
WiP. Harry decided to travel back in time to 1980. Not because they lost the war, not to save someone, not even for revenge. He does it because he is bored and thinks things should be done better. This is a differnt kind of Time Travel story. Immortal Har
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,738 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 814 - Published: 5/16/2006 - Harry P.
Growing Up Snape by teacherbev reviews
AU Sequel to Snape's Invisible Friend. The continuing story of ShaunHarry beginning directly after SIF, summer that Shaun turns 5. Play groups, temper tantrums, Sirius Black. Can Snape survive without killing someone?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 92,699 - Reviews: 1128 - Favs: 1,151 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 5/9/2006 - Published: 1/3/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
What Would Have Been by purpleb reviews
Harry has somehow been dropped into a new time zone. In this new world, one thing was changed, and now Harry has parents! There's more in the prologue of the first chapter. This story's a bit mysterious, but you'll figure it out in the end! Please read
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,200 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/27/2006 - Published: 9/8/2005 - Harry P.
Missing You by Nightjar reviews
After the events of the Order of the Phoenix, Harry is feeling a little out of spirits. Dumbledore decides to cheer him up by sending him and his friends back in time to teach the Marauders and Lily in their 7th year. [Time travel fic]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 18,271 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 4/3/2006 - Published: 1/24/2004 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Change Is Good by Cyfareddol Swyn reviews
AU! Time Travel! A quick recap of 25 yr. old Harry's life. Then the story begins . . . Harry lost everyone during the war. After disposing of Voldemort, Harry decides he's up for round two, and travels back in time. What will he change? ON HOLD . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,138 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 3/5/2006 - Published: 2/14/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Patchwork Quilt by Devonny Rose reviews
On the 31 of October, 1986, a young man fell from the sky and landed with a thump on the edge of the forest next to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 29,225 - Reviews: 1244 - Favs: 1,209 - Follows: 1,458 - Updated: 2/10/2006 - Published: 7/14/2004 - Harry P.
Snape's Invisible Friend by teacherbev reviews
Winner Oct. 2006 HPAA Best AU: Harry rescues himself as a baby and chooses Snape as his protector, why no one knows because the toddler isn't telling and no one can see him but Snape. No Slash, No Mary Sues, R&R please. PDF, ebook, mobipocket available.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 61,408 - Reviews: 1005 - Favs: 2,663 - Follows: 611 - Updated: 12/22/2005 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Undo, Retry by Olafr reviews
Harry's killed by Lucius Malfoy. Or is he? The Prophecy gets in the way, and Harry has to do it all again. [at long last, ch.5 the trip to hogwarts]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,390 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 10/25/2005 - Published: 8/28/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Street Rat by Chalza reviews
AU. Harry thought he was going off to his first day of elementary school, but his Uncle had other plans. Plans that involved finding an abandoned alley and dumping Harry off. What kind of Harry will be created from this rough life?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,904 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 8/30/2005 - Published: 6/23/2005 - Harry P.
Beyond the Darkness: The Early Years by Orion Scorpio reviews
AU. What if Sirius Black had Disapparated right after Pettigrew framed him, and proceeded to kidnap Harry from the Durselys? Harry grows up with Sirius while hiding from former Death Eaters, the Ministry AND the Order of the Phoenix!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,148 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 8/24/2005 - Published: 4/8/2005 - Sirius B., Harry P.
A Different Reality by Constellations reviews
AU. Discarded by the Dursleys, Harry's life is completely changed when he is found and adopted by the most unlikely being imaginable.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,979 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 6/3/2005 - Published: 3/31/2004 - Harry P., Severus S.
Harry Potter and the Otherside by MaxFic reviews
AU. Picks up near the end of OotP. Harry saw Sirius fall into the veil after being stunned by Bellatrix Lestrange. What would happen if he ran in after him? No Pairings yet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,720 - Reviews: 1042 - Favs: 1,342 - Follows: 1,487 - Updated: 5/13/2005 - Published: 2/23/2005 - Harry P.
Artemis Fowl: The Eye of the Basilisk by EvilExpressions reviews
[hiatus] Artemis Fowl crossover.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,360 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/31/2005 - Published: 11/26/2004
My Pet Harry by Odeeyou reviews
(Rated for language) After defeating the Dark Lord, Harry decided to take a break from everyone. He just didnt expect to do it in his Animagus form. . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,792 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 1/10/2005 - Published: 10/19/2004
The Year of Living by Merlin Missy reviews
Static Shock crossover, PostRotJ. Virgil Hawkins and Tim Drake are roommates in college.
Crossover - Static Shock & Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,843 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/9/2005 - Timothy D. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Branches of Reality by mk-not-r2d2 reviews
Harry Potter has defeated Voldemort, but at what cost? All of his friends have been captured by the Death Eaters as bait, and he is stuck somewhere where nothing is as it seems. Parallel Universe fic with a difference! Please R and R.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,517 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/31/2004 - Published: 12/28/2004 - Harry P.
Foaly and the Memory Disc by Lessa3 reviews
Foaly finally wrestles two week's leave from Root and settles back to view the disc with Artemis's memories up until the mindwipe, and may get more than he bargained for...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,560 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/15/2004
Counterparts by HumanTales reviews
COMPLETE. After leaving the Dursleys in the summer after fifth year, Harry goes to Godric's Hollow and finds himself . . . at home. AU with a twist
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,323 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/30/2004 - Published: 7/30/2004 - Complete
Highschool aka Welcome to the Jungle by dillpops reviews
[AU] Raven is hardly happy when she ends up with disgustingly cheerful exchange student Starfire. But when she's landed with her worst enemies in a worst case scenario, what can she do? High school really is a jungle!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,199 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/25/2004 - Published: 4/12/2004
Unicorn Child by Felinity reviews
AU What if Voldemort had killed Lily and James Potter but only attacked Harry 3 years later?At the age of 4, after defeating Voldemort, Harry is alone and scared and runs away. He is taken in by a herd of unicorns. Will he ever return to "his kind" again?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 59,509 - Reviews: 1706 - Favs: 1,455 - Follows: 1,156 - Updated: 8/31/2004 - Published: 9/1/2002 - Harry P., Remus L.
Miscreant by Sky360 reviews
AU-Beast Boy gets his first real chance at becoming a cop: Going undercover at a highschool and busting a drug dealer. His suspects? Golden boy Robin, techno wiz Cyborg, and the ever aloof Raven. As if highschool wasn't hard enough... BBR
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/8/2004
Only Time by Rynne Lupin reviews
Chapter eighteen up! After the defeat of Voldemort, Harry is tired. He is offered the chance to rest, relax, and have fun…by going back in time to 1977 and becoming his parents' DADA teacher. But things don't stay relaxing for very long...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 64,580 - Reviews: 1340 - Favs: 1,076 - Follows: 829 - Updated: 2/10/2004 - Published: 7/29/2003 - Harry P., James P.
Cold Comfort by the black knight reviews
Alternate UniverseAU. What if Artemis had been killed in En Fin by Arno Blunt? Butler centric, OneShot. Shortlisted for Best Angst for the 20012005 Orion Awards.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,688 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2004 - Complete
Blue Ribbon by That Aerin reviews
Was there ever a time Juliet couldn't win? Was there ever a time when Domovoi Butler was just Dom?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/9/2003
Artemis Fowl and the Hostage Situations by Lessa3 reviews
After EC. Artemis's mind has been wiped. He has no recollection of the things he has done to the fairies. But then he receives a mysterious package in the mail-a copy of a Booke. And the circle starts again...More revised chaps uploaded. (I'm not dead)
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 67,398 - Reviews: 699 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/3/2003 - Published: 7/26/2003
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What Could Have Been reviews
If Sirius had escaped earlier, if Harry had had an enitrely different childhood...what could have happened? Includes Snarky!Harry and Awesome!Sirius. Abandoned
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,351 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Harry P., Sirius B.
100 Themes reviews
Umm, 100 themes-pretty self explanatory. Flinx, with focuses on Kid Flash/Jinx without each other for spice.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 12,254 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/25/2011 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Kid Flash, Jinx
Blame the Plot Bunnies reviews
...I certainly do. Harry gives Voldemort a rather, shall we say, interesting death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Chatting Up the Xmen reviews
Another chatroom fic-AU, among other things. Powers are still there, though. Not to be taken seriously. T so I can curse at some point.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,664 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 10/29/2010
Raven and Rachel: Switched reviews
Raven gets transported to an alternate universe where she's normal. Rachel gets transported to another universe where she's superpowered. Complete-ish.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,494 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Raven - Complete
Who Needs a Hug? reviews
Voldemort, for one! In which I take 'the power of love' literally.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Forge's Blunder reviews
An attempt to fix some things that always bothered me about the episode Middleverse.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,428 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Forge - Complete
Azula's Version: The Birds and the Bees reviews
Kind of a one-shot sequel to a story I wrote a long time ago. Hope it's not too horrible!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Iroh, Azula - Complete
Raven's Top 10 Boys reviews
Read the title. Now, go over that in your mind. Think about it very carefully. Do you understand it? Either way, you should click it!
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Raven - Complete
Zuko's Top Ten Girls reviews
Nine girls that Zuko might have been with, had things been different, and the one he finally decided on.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Zuko - Complete
Kid Flash: Origins reviews
A origin story for Kid Flash, isn't it obvious? TIS DONE!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,894 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Kid Flash - Complete
Five Things That Never Happened reviews
Five things that never happened. You got that yet?
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Complete
The Birds and the Bees reviews
A usually funny tpoic becomes strangely sad between a boy and his uncle.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Zuko, Iroh - Complete
The Most Annoying Thing in the World reviews
Beast Boy bothers Raven. We can safely assume Beast Boy gets hurt.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
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