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Look How You Turned Out by counselor reviews
If I was going to write another story it would be something like this...Charlie sheriff, Bella home from Chicago after getting fired, Edward across the street, Charlie's deputy, divorced father of son Juney. She's always had a thing for him, but he's so darn loyal to Charlie and now he's got a girlfriend. He thinks Bella is still a kid. He always pinches the wrong set of cheeks.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 8578 - Favs: 1,636 - Follows: 1,470 - Updated: 3/19 - Published: 11/6/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Me and Mom Fall in Love With Edward by counselor reviews
No one has lived next door since the murder that happened there in 1997. One day Bella looks out her window and a compellingly handsome man is moving in. Bella doesn't date. But Mom is a serial dater. When Mom gets a load of Edward he becomes the focus of all her attention. (Pulled and Published Mar. 1, 2015 on Amazon as Me and Mom Fall for Spencer by Diane Munier.)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,775 - Reviews: 3244 - Favs: 781 - Follows: 772 - Updated: 3/19 - Published: 9/12/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Diva Diaries by KiyaRaven reviews
*TAKEN DOWN. MANY APOLOGIES.* Dear Diary, When he left, I became numb. Safe in a bubble of denial and bitterness. Now, he's back, and I've agreed to be his co-star in a new Broadway play. Obviously, if there were a Nation of Stupid People, I would be their Queen. A/H
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,477 - Reviews: 12857 - Favs: 5,969 - Follows: 5,344 - Updated: 2/19 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Liquor, Lube, and Latex by Livie79 reviews
It's his birthday and I'm giving him the one thing he really wants. AH ExB M for Smut. Smut, smut, smut.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,203 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 1,135 - Follows: 919 - Updated: 11/4/2014 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tatted Hips and Wicked Lips by Hoodfabulous reviews
Bella can't stand Edward Cullen. She hates his tattoos, his piercings, and his stupid band. But mostly she hates how badly she wants him. He hates her too...or so she thinks. Will one iPhone fail change everything? My entry to LOL Text Message Contest. Won: Public Vote, Best Edward, Hottest Text Fail, Host's Choice- CaliGirlMon, Judges' Pick- SDFanFicChic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 142,023 - Reviews: 4063 - Favs: 2,852 - Follows: 3,348 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 5/22/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Three Parts Dead by LolaBleu reviews
He kisses my lips and then each of the four birds tattooed under my collarbone, lingering a little longer on the newest one; the one closest to my heart; the one that represents him. Post-Insurgent/Tris' fear of intimacy.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 22 - Words: 107,976 - Reviews: 684 - Favs: 1,176 - Follows: 816 - Updated: 5/3/2014 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Tris/Beatrice P., Four/Tobias - Complete
Hush Little Baby by chinchin unicorn reviews
When her parents die, Bella goes to live with her godfather. She soon realizes that Daddy Edward isn't who she thinks he is.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 64 - Words: 41,823 - Reviews: 1134 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 515 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 3/3/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Troika by Mortissues reviews
Waking up, not matter how long it takes, should be a wonderful thing. Powerful and liberating. Like emerging from the chrysalis. I should have known it wouldn't be like that for me . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 65 - Words: 147,592 - Reviews: 2787 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 4/8/2014 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Bella - Complete
I Got You by GeekChic12 reviews
"Go ahead and say goodbye. I'll be all right. Go ahead and make me cry. I'll be all right. And when you need a place to run to, for better for worse, I got you." She punched his arm and told him they'd be friends for life. But will Edward finally push her too far when he seeks comfort in her arms? AH (Entry for Dirty Talkin' Edward Contest)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,095 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Bella, Edward
Not So Innocent by eternallyedward reviews
Bella's been chasing after her best friend's brother for years. When she gets what she's always wanted, will it be enough for either of them?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,648 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 12/12/2013 - Published: 10/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Starry Eyed Inside by Rochelle Allison reviews
High School Fictional. No one sends Bella into a tailspin quite like Edward Cullen... but can she make him hers? The ups and downs and all arounds.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 148,408 - Reviews: 8948 - Favs: 5,744 - Follows: 3,451 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Operation Johnson by FriendsToLoversContest reviews
After a night out celebrating, two best friends find themselves in an Alice-induced predicament. There's striped underwear, naked girl-tummy and a couple of handcuffed fools. There's poking and prodding and no more time for waiting, and Urban Dictionary, too.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,868 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 31 - Published: 11/27/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Better Together by Alexabee reviews
[Reposted] After coming to Panem University in a tumultuous, undefined relationship with her longtime friend Gale Hawthorne, Katniss Evedeen has an encounter with one of her roommates, Peeta Mellark, which brings out the best in everyone. It's unconventional, but the three discover that they really are better together. Keywords: smut, polyamory, threesome, AU, melleverthorne
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,322 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 10/9/2013 - [Katniss E., Peeta M., Gale H.]
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 150,800 - Reviews: 20130 - Favs: 13,057 - Follows: 5,432 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Press end call by twentyfourth and vine reviews
He calls, she answers. He says he's not ringing from home. She's sure he hasn't given her his real name, but she hasn't given him hers, either. These things don't matter - she's just going to tell him a story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,173 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 7/3/2013 - Published: 1/25/2013
Mergers and Acquisitions by Touchstone67 reviews
When Edward pays for a night of harmless fun, he didn't expect to get the purchase of a lifetime. Will his nights in Seattle change his whole life in Chicago? Full length story for the second place winner in the Slash/Backslash Contest. Rated M, J/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 42 - Words: 647,177 - Reviews: 5041 - Favs: 1,673 - Follows: 1,343 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Jasper, Edward
Eric by DeeDeeINFJ reviews
A retelling of Charlaine Harris' Southern Vampire Mysteries from Eric's POV.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 63 - Words: 234,850 - Reviews: 3394 - Favs: 1,858 - Follows: 1,811 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Eric, Sookie
Alone in a Crowded Room by wollaston reviews
After suffering a serious injury at the hands of his mother, Peeta begins treatment with Mrs Everdeen. When Katniss is asked to help with his treatment things take an unexpected turn. AU set in District 12.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 267,697 - Reviews: 2367 - Favs: 1,792 - Follows: 1,425 - Updated: 5/24/2013 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Deviant by planetblue reviews
He pissed me off and then he turned me on. Spectacularly.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 83,093 - Reviews: 10233 - Favs: 5,355 - Follows: 4,057 - Updated: 5/20/2013 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Words with Friends by Nolebucgrl reviews
Bella Swan has a major crush on a major star, Edward Cullen. They have an obsession with the same game. Can they connect through Words with Friends and become more than that? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 353,055 - Reviews: 19315 - Favs: 8,524 - Follows: 6,612 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Other Way by Honeybeemeadows reviews
Men, like jewels, require a setting. Even if the setting is the last place you'd expect.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 2092 - Favs: 792 - Follows: 715 - Updated: 3/14/2013 - Published: 9/12/2012 - Bella, Edward, Alice, Jasper - Complete
The Purple Banana Hammock by TheFicChick reviews
Like most women, I always found Speedos to be equal parts hilarious and horrifying. That all changed the day I saw Edward Cullen wearing one.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 52,150 - Reviews: 1129 - Favs: 2,626 - Follows: 998 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Cellar by iambeagle reviews
Boy meets Girl. Girl's friend throws up on Boy's shoes. A story about wannabe hipsters, awkward moments, and soul mates.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 49,262 - Reviews: 4168 - Favs: 2,877 - Follows: 1,882 - Updated: 11/3/2012 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Outbound by aftrnoondlight reviews
Two beautiful souls humbly traveling life's lonely path, until fate suddenly shows her hand. Will Edward and Bella surrender willingly... A tender, romantic tale of love and life in the clouds.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 47,508 - Reviews: 3180 - Favs: 2,804 - Follows: 1,882 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Defrosting Edward by Aleeab4u reviews
Bella's been trying to warm Edward up in more ways than one. With a little help from Alice, a broken truck and a few burned fingers, she just might have found his defrost button. Rated M with canon characters, based on "practice makes perfect." E/B AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 162,326 - Reviews: 1563 - Favs: 1,395 - Follows: 1,109 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Edward, Bella
Head over Feet by iambeagle reviews
It's simple, really. A story about two best friends realizing they're head over feet in love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,249 - Reviews: 3030 - Favs: 2,751 - Follows: 3,008 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Real or Not Real? by JackBadJuJu reviews
*MOCKINGJAY SPOILERS* A series of one shots about Peeta & Katniss after the third book. Chapters will range in various lengths, genres, & content. Quotes featured from the books. Suggestions or Requests are welcomed. Rated M.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,191 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
Here, In My Room by nightcaller reviews
Bella is Jake's girl. Edward intends to change that. Sweaty back seats, stolen glances that cross the line and unrequited love that holds back no more. Edward & Bella AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,621 - Reviews: 989 - Favs: 688 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Best I Ever Had by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Sex between friends complicates everything. Bella knows this. But she has no idea how much more Edward is going to complicate things.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,919 - Reviews: 7410 - Favs: 10,244 - Follows: 5,759 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Lessons Learned by mistyhaze420 reviews
Jasper and Edward become the best of friends through similar tragic events in their lives. Edward, the geeky messed up kid, soon starts getting some lessons from bad boy, Jasper on how to fit in...What will E end up teaching him? E/J Slash AH Mature
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 419,241 - Reviews: 5650 - Favs: 1,923 - Follows: 1,243 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Forgive Me Father by avioleta reviews
For the Twilight Kink Fest. Prompt: Priest in training. AH, Carlisle/Edward, Rated M. Please see story for original prompt and warnings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,176 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 47 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
There is a Light by belladonnacullen reviews
This was 1987; before the Internet, before Twitter, before Facebook – this was back when it was still possible for people not to know about things: big things - like bands, and little things - like G-spots. AH, ExB, with some other parings along the way.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 141,350 - Reviews: 5210 - Favs: 3,798 - Follows: 2,466 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ride by kris salvador reviews
Bella wanted to fulfill a fantasy - to be groped inside a crowded train. She gets her wish and more, when a sex-starved ex-convict decides she's fair game. ALLHUMAN. Mature but with plot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,524 - Reviews: 4450 - Favs: 7,125 - Follows: 4,138 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Art Teacher by spanglemaker9 reviews
He gave me art and words and passion and life, but all I wanted was him.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 97,635 - Reviews: 7151 - Favs: 5,203 - Follows: 3,302 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Know Thyself by Konfetti reviews
Set after From Dead to Worse. Sookie gets a visit from a Viking and the night goes terribly awry! Spoilers for first 8 novels.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 194,611 - Reviews: 2240 - Favs: 1,376 - Follows: 1,335 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Sookie, Eric
Since by MizzHyde reviews
Jasper & Edward, blow-jobs and shower fantasies, Bella and sofa sex, stag nights and drunken rambling, giving in to temptation, getting caught, confessing, nothing has been quite the same since, well... Since. AH, rated M for lemons and slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 69,792 - Reviews: 1423 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 5/21/2011 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Paper CutOuts by twistedcoincidence reviews
Bella prefers the virtual to the actual, but feels herself being tugged from the safety of her online realm into the world of a rough edged Edward. This time she'll write her own story. Collab with astilbe13 AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 136,587 - Reviews: 10175 - Favs: 6,178 - Follows: 3,654 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Art School Confidential by farkle reviews
Bella finds her artistic muse and total embarrassment in person of life model Edward. How can she get him to model for her when he thinks she is a sex-crazed flake? AU-AH, M for nudity, language, lemons. Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 139,995 - Reviews: 4254 - Favs: 4,123 - Follows: 4,665 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Wedding Party by spanglemaker9 reviews
The perfect person appears at the worst possible moment, and one unforgettable encounter changes everything. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 192,619 - Reviews: 9334 - Favs: 6,406 - Follows: 3,696 - Updated: 11/3/2010 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Raw and Rosy by tuesdaymidnight reviews
Jasper Hale hates his high school rival Edward Cullen with a passion. What happens when Jasper discovers Edward's little secret? Spank!Fic. AH/AU/OOC. Rated M. Contains mature content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 91,100 - Reviews: 3548 - Favs: 2,322 - Follows: 1,393 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14241 - Favs: 15,245 - Follows: 8,282 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Happy Birthday Riley by TwiBoy reviews
It's Riley's birthday and Edward wants to help him celebrate properly. Entry for the Slash Backslash One-Shot Contest. Rated M for language and adult content. AH/OOC/Slash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,558 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Riley - Complete
The List by LauraACullen reviews
Four weeks before her wedding to Edward, Bella is frustrated. She knows there's little-to-no chance of getting him to bend his rules and boundaries now, but there's no harm in fantasizing about what could happen later. So she begins compiling a list...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 195,361 - Reviews: 2900 - Favs: 5,166 - Follows: 1,880 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Red Line by WinndSinger reviews
Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 351,671 - Reviews: 19460 - Favs: 12,216 - Follows: 5,587 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella