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Joined 05-24-02, id: 218262, Profile Updated: 01-12-09
Author has written 7 stories for Resident Evil, Legacy of Kain, Silent Hill, and Metal Gear.

birkinsmith88.deviantart.com - Don't post there much since my scanner busted, but it wouldn't kill you to check it out when you've got nothing better to do.

Speaking of having nothing better to do, it wouldn't hurt me if I actually finisheda story or two for a change... but it's very hard to concentrate when everyone in this house seems to be drunk off their heads whenever I've got a bit of motivation to write and seem intent on constantly talking to the back of my head...

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Take Your Shot by inbox reviews
Sometimes the most straightlaced of people can surprise you. A slash Arcade Gannon/Craig Boone adventure written for the Fallout Kink Meme.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,063 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 12/3/2010 - C. Boone, Arcade G. - Complete
Outdoor Pursuits by Delicious Poundcake reviews
The students of Bullworth Academy go on a field trip. It's just a weekend of camping - what can possibly go wrong? Hint: ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING.
Bully - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,002 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 1/22/2010
Paper Trail by Delicious Poundcake reviews
Post-game. The story of the next year at Bullworth Academy told through letters and notes. Features multiple pairings, liberal use of cheesy humour and Gord being utterly FABULOUS!
Bully - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,491 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Peter K., Gary S. - Complete
Cheap Date by Like.A.Puppet.Only.Dumber reviews
All Kirby wants is a few uninterupted moments with Trent, but no one seems to want to allow it. One night when searching for a gift for the teasing bully, Kirby finds that there other blondes who want to spend time with him.
Bully - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,262 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/9/2009 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Kirby O., Derby H.
Shiny Happy Psychos by Like.A.Puppet.Only.Dumber reviews
Gary is alone in Happy Volts, passing the time by inflicting mental anguish on his fellow patients - but then Pete Kowalski makes an unexpected appearance, bringing with him a world of bribery and scandal.
Bully - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 39 - Words: 71,970 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Gary S., Peter K. - Complete
Five Therapists Gary Made Quit by hijklmnop reviews
...And One He Didn't. With a bump like Dr. Marjorie Giust has hidden under her cerulean pullover, she has to be pregnant or self-conscious. M for some disturbing themes
Bully - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,258 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Gary S. - Complete
Dispossessed by YellowDancer reviews
Thinking they are doing him a favor, Kain, Janos and Vorador liberate Raziel from the Reaver, but after centuries of existing only within the sword, Raziel is no longer interested in freedom.
Legacy of Kain - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 45,431 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Complete
Try, try again by sharky-chan reviews
SnakexOtacon. Third Time Lucky challenge. If at first you don't succeed...
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/13/2006 - Complete
Pain In The Darkness by Demon Hunter Anamae reviews
A girl in Meridian finds out the identity of the lord of the Industrial Quarter and pays the price
Legacy of Kain - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,003 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/27/2003
Love Story by RamenKitty reviews
William Birkin/Annette Birkin love story. Hey, I thought I'd be different :) R&R cause...cookies! :) PG-13-IT'S FINISHED! ITS DONE! HOORAY!
Resident Evil - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 59,579 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/21/2003 - Published: 6/27/2003
Sucks to be You V 315 by Elexis reviews
Yes. I am back. Ummmm...PG for language. >_> Well what are you waiting for?! CLICK! ;p
Legacy of Kain - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/17/2003
Sucks To Be You: Book 2 by Elexis reviews
YAAAAAAARGH! *eats a carrot* THE BLOOPERS ARE UP!
Legacy of Kain - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,091 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 1/17/2003 - Published: 9/7/2002
Sucks to be You by Elexis reviews
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Legacy of Kain - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 13,377 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 8/21/2002 - Published: 2/9/2002
Thirty-Six by Sephulbadis reviews
If Snake can't sleep, -nobody- will. All done! R&R at your leisure.
Metal Gear - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,766 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Updated: 4/18/2002 - Published: 4/14/2002
Poker Night at Otacon's by Sephulbadis reviews
Starts at Chez Hal, but doesn't stay long. Meet the Snakemobile! See Raiden bowl! Endure Otacon's elephant jokes!
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,641 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/27/2002 - Published: 3/18/2002
No Holding Back by Blue Shakira reviews
Sailor Moon/ Metal Gear Solid 2 Crossover ^_^ When the bus Usagi is in gets hijack, she meets a mysterious man named Iroqious Pliskin. He soon reveals to be more than just the average tourist. His name is not even Pliskin...
Sailor Moon X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,833 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/18/2002 - Published: 1/30/2002
Road Rage Kain by Kreliana reviews
Originally from Nosgothic Realm. What happens when Kain and his kids go on a family trip?
Legacy of Kain - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,306 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/12/2002 - Published: 2/10/2002
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The Game reviews
Poor Otacon
Metal Gear - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,392 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/14/2007
He Hid It Well reviews
Otacon confronts Liquid.Liquid confronts Otacon.[LiquidXOtacon]
Metal Gear - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,754 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Complete
Silent Hill 2: 2 reviews
Maria dissapears. James searches for her in Silent Hill six years later. James meets Myriam, a 16 year old inhabitant of Silent Hill who knows alot about the towns strange history...
Silent Hill - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,041 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/30/2006 - Published: 12/25/2006
LOKRE2: Nosgoth reviews
The prequel sequel to LOKRE2 my best fanfic The Researchers open a gateway to a new world with the intention of procuring a new sample to develop into a bioweapon and end up with more than they ever could have guessed.
Legacy of Kain - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 32,019 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/7/2006 - Published: 5/13/2006
LOKRE2 reviews
Finally Finished it after all these years! A crossover between Legacy of Kain and Resident Evil, though I've tried to make it so that you need to prior knowlege of either of them... You decide if I've suceeded!
Resident Evil - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 14 - Words: 115,999 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/13/2006 - Published: 2/9/2006 - Complete
The Researchers reviews
Latest Chapter (4): William's wife comes to the facilityand John can't see what all the fuss is about... until he sees her, of course! . R&R PLZ
Resident Evil - Rated: K - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,649 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 8/22/2003 - Published: 8/6/2003
Conspiracy reviews
Part 2: Resident Evil 2 From Ben Bertoluccis' perspective
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,249 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/6/2003 - Published: 1/24/2003