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Joined 12-17-09, id: 2182697, Profile Updated: 04-30-10
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About Me:

Soooo . . . I really don't know what to say here. Ummm . . . I really love music, movies, and Bailey (My puppy! Well he's not really a puppy anymore since he has a white beard . . . Hey! Like Dumbeldore! :). And yes I do like the Backstreet Boys and N'sync. Call me old-fashioned or weird or whatever but I do! Everyone's entitled to their opinion, right? And the Glee music is pretty good too. I can't wait for it to start back up in April!

I'm soooo excited to go to Emma Willard next year!! They have an awesome pool with sparkly lights underwater . . . and they CHANGE COLORS!!

P.S. If I get cranky or angry at you, don't take it personal. I hate everyone in the morning. 

Favorite Color: blue, green, purple, teal, silver, gold (I have problems deciding. Anything but pink!)

Favorite Movie: The Proposal, Hancock, Pirates of the Caribbean, Paul Blart: Mall Cop, Drillbit Taylor, the Rocky series definitely!!, and Blades of Glory

Favorite Animal: puppies, dolphins, kitties, horses . . . etc. (anything cute)

Favorite Books: The Bloody Jack Series!!, The Alchemyst, Whip It, Uglies Series, Peeps, and Twilight's okay . . . I guess . . .

Favorite Music: Rock, Country, Alternative (go Jason Mraz!!), Punk, and R&B

Favorite TV Show: Fresh Prince of Bel Air, George Lopez, What I Like About You, and My Wife and Kids

Quotes:

Sierra: Who even invented mutant ninja turtles?
Cara: I did!
Sierra: No you didn't.
Cara: I did too.
Sierra: Well, if you invented mutant ninja turtles, Haylie invented cheesecake.
Haylie: No, I invented Tre Cool!
Sierra: That sounded weird, Haylie.
Haylie: Yeah, that sounded wrong.

(Takes bag of chips out of Kylie's lunchbox) "THANK YOU!"-Cara

"SALSA! My salsa! No touchie my salsa!" -two friends-ahem you know who you are-"guarding" the salsa

Ali: You know a lot of famous people, Sierra.
Cara: I know famous people, too! I know Edward Cullen, Bellatrix Lestrange, and Bella whatshername. Oh, Bella Swan.
Sierra: They aren't real people, Cara.
Cara: I know they aren't real . . . But they are famous!

Sierra: I was going to be a vegetarian, but then I realized that bigger things eat smaller things.
Ali: Cows are bigger than you.
Sierra: But they're dumb!
Cara: Well, I'm a vegetarian because because my body is not a graveyard!

Sierra: I'm gonna stab you thirty-seven times in the chest!
Cara: I'm gonna bite you! Like a freakin vampire!!

Sierra: Cara, what rhymes with Snape?
Cara: Rape.
Sierra: ~hysterical laughter

Kylie: Is there a reason our teachers are all wearing dark clothes?
Cara: They're mourning the death of Tim Burton.
Sierra: No one murdered him at all.

"The Percy Jackson fandom is a speck and I am an aeroplane flying through the stars!!"-Sierra

"I was gonna push you over when you were doing yoga but you were already falling over yourself!"-Olivia to Cara during gym

"She opens her fridge and then-wham!-lemon popsicles fall out that say, 'WE'RE WATCHING!'"-Sierra

"It's like Anna's prophecy! 'We're all gonna die. The world's gonna end.'"-Ali (music class, Haylie's song)

"'We will, we will rock you.' Then our song was like 'We want world peace right now.' Then Cara changed it to 'The Irish will survive the potato famine.'"-Ali

"Ali, you're the only one I know who eats a Frito with an extendible fork."-Sierra

"If the crazy contacts me again I'm gonna be like 'Can I suggest a very reliable therapist number?'"-Sierra

"One time, I was so hungry, I ate the beans in a bean bag chair."-George

"PONIES IN THE CLOSET!"-Haylie

"From now on, we're home schooling you. Whatever we don't know, you don't know. When did the Korean War start? I don't know, and neither do you!"-George Lopez

"Cheerios, high in fiber and circles."-Kylie

"My baby's growing up! Seems like just yesterday you were my little girl on the tricycle. Now you're gonna be a young woman in a car, running over a little girl on the tricycle." George Lopez

"Boys are like slinkies: useless and fun to watch fall down stairs . . ."-Facebook

George: Carmen, we need to talk. Come on, let's go for a ride.
Carmen: Am I coming back?
George: As long as you're a tax deduction, you'll always be safe in my house.

"How can I hell you? . . . You like a fren frie? . . . One minute plee . . . Que es fountain drink? A soda? Why you no say soda, stupid?"-Drive-Through-Clown-Head

"When we got married, we agreed on a boy for me, and a girl for you. Mine's upstairs sleeping. Good luck with yours!"-George

"IT'S A FREE COUNTRY AND I CAN BELT OUT ANY SONG I WANT AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS!!"-Haylie

Max: (Veronica claims she smoked a "fatty") What's a fatty?
George Lopez: One of Ernie's girlfriends, now go to bed!

"I want a unicorn, a dragon, and a tempurpedic mattress . . . WITH PILLOWS!!"-Sierra and Cara

"Why would I torture someone until they were insane? It takes too long . . . and I would get bored!"-Sierra

George: I don't wanna be the bigger person! I wanna be small and mean . . . like a scorpion. Then I get you all distracted by my pincers. Oh, but you forgot about my tail. WHAPAH!
Angie: . . . when you sting her, your tail's gonna fall off and you'll die.
George: That's bees. You don't know nothin'. I win.

"Yeah, the reason Cara never gets sick is becuase she takes a chlorine bath every night . . ."-Anna

"When people ask me why I always wear black I tell them it's because there's nothing darker . . . then I threaten to eat their children."-Emily the Strange

"Yes, Cara walks into her room to her books: 'Hello friends!'"-Sierra

"Now we're talking! A convertible with 20-inch rims, and speakers so loud, that fat people jiggle when you drive by."-George

"I love you all! Except if you like moose. Then we just can't be friends."-Lily

"Okay, here's the plan. First, Lily will beat up the security guards. Cara and I will go in and start punching Tim Burton while saying, "That's for being a communist! That's for being stupid and smelling like soap! That's for marrying Helena Bonham Carter! That's for being a child molester! And that's for being you!""-Sierra

Kylie: Is there a reason our teachers are all wearing dark clothes?
Cara: They're mourning the death of Tim Burton.
Sierra: No one murdered him at all.

"My name is Tim Burton and I can't breathe!"-Cara after Sierra was telling us she could stop someone's heart if she was telekinetic. I don't know why she doesn't like Tim Burton, though-cough married to Bellatrix imposter-cough

92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing hysterically at the others.

If the Jonas Brothers were about to jump off the Empire State building, 98 percent of girls would be hysterical. Copy this to your profile if you'd be one of the 2 percent shouting, "Do a flip!

If you've ever had a random laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Boys say that in everything they do, they can kick a girl's butt so bad that they cry. If you're a girl who kicks the boys' butts so bad they cry like girls, copy this into your profile.

If you ever got hit in the face with a soccerball, football, softball etc., copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

Crazy? I was crazy once! I would sing stupid songs at school, then read books on how to read! But then I died, and people put daisies on my grave, and one is bending down and ticlking me on my nose, so I'm giggling and everyone is scared of me because I'm dead and I'm not supposed to be giggling so no more daisies! I know, I'm crazy! Crazy? I was crazy once! Copy and paste this into your profile if this applies to you, and you know it does.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you were ever leaning against a door and it opened and you fell, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think it's stupid that girls are automatically labeled with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a girl and likes, plays, or makes video games, copy and paste this to your profile.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir . . . when I was born I was BLACK, when I grew up I was BLACK, when I'm sick I'm BLACK, when I go in the sun I'm BLACK, when I'm cold I'm BLACK, when I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, when you're born you're PINK, when you grow up you're WHITE, when you're sick, you're GREEN, when you go in the sun you turn RED, when you're cold you turn BLUE, and when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away . . . Post this on your profile if you hate racism!

Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. In the memo field of all your checks, write 'for marijuana'.

7. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy".

9. Skip down the hall rather than walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify that your drive-through order is 'to go'.

12. Sing along at the opera.

14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you have a headache.

16. Eat your lunch, then ask someone for mustard. If they give you some, give it to someone else and ask for relish. If they say no, whisper really close to their face, "They will come for the mustard." Then back away out of the room.

17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream, "I won! I won!"

18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives! They're loose!"

19. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

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Bloody Jack Adventures - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/13/2010