I don't make my own stories...but i love reading them.
I love to read stories on: Naruto, Weiss Kreuz, Prince of Tennis, Fullmetal Alchemist, Digimon, Criminal Minds, and a lot of other shows/manga/anime.
Favorite Characters in Order
Naruto: Gaara (I love Gaara), Shikamaru, Itachi, Sasori, Kekashi, Naruto, Hinata, Kiba, Lee, Shino, Ten-Ten, Iruka, Gai, Tsunade, Jiraiya, Choji, Ino, Sakura (NOT, I'm all for sakura bashing, I don't like sakura at all and she shouldn't be included in this list, I'm sorry to all sakura likers, but I hate her with a passion)
Weiss Kreuz: Omi, Aya, Yoji, Ken (nothing wrong with Ken, but I just like the others more than him)
Prince of Tennis: Ryoma, Kikumaru, Tezuka, Fuji, Kaido, Momoshiro, Kawamura, Oishi, Inui (to put it frankly, he scares me ALOT)
Fullmetal Alchemist: I'm more of a fan with the story line than any of the characters, but I do love Roy. He's so badass and hilarious at the same time. I LOVE HIM.
Digimon: I also don't have a favorite for digimon, but I do love any of the digimon that are simply adorable.
Criminal Minds: SPENCER REID (Reid is AWESOME), Garcia, Rossi, Morgan, Hotch, JJ, Emily (not a fan of any of the women in criminal minds except Garcia)
JASON GIDEON IS NOT GONE, HE IS JUST HIDING UNDER AARON HOTCHNER'S DESK. COPY AND PASTE THIS TO YOUR PROFILE IF YOU URGE HOTCH TO LOOK UNDER HIS DESK.
"When life gives u lemons...make grape juice...the leave everyone to wonder how the fuck u did it."
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism :-)
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder
When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!
"What happens if you get scared half to death twice?" -Unknown
"Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door,"- Unknown
"When all else fails blow it up."
"A good friend picks you up when you fall, a best friend picks you up and then trips you again."
Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls
"I believe die bitch conveys my feelings properly"
"If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the 'up' button." --Sam Levenson
I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it." --Unknown
"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe striving to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning"
"You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same." - Unknown
"He who laughs last didn't get it." - Unknown
"Love your enemies! It really pisses them off"
"Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still really bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."
"If you can't laugh at yourself make fun of other people"
It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn
When the going gets tough, the tough get duct tape
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
You laugh because I'm different...
I laugh cause I just farted!
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
That doesn't say IT.Dad
Yes, it does.Mitchell
Yes, it does.Mitchell
Oh, it does.Dad
Are they something special or what.
15 WAYS TO DRIVE PEOPLE INSANE:
1) At lunchtime, sit in your parked car w/sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
4) In the memo field of all your cheques, write "FOR SEXUAL FAVORS."
5) Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy."
6) Dont use any punctuation
7) As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
8) Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
9) Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
10) Sing along at the opera.
11) Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.
12) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
13) When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won! I Won! 3rd time this week!"
14) When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives, they're loose!"
15) Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
3 People in an Airplane
Once there were 3 people in an airplane, one took a bite out of
an apple. She thought it was too sweet so she threw it out of
the plane. The second person took a bite out of a lemon and she
thought it was too sour so, she threw it out of the plane. Then
the last person took a bite out of a grenade and he thought it
was too crunchy so, he threw it out of the plane. Then they
landed and decided to go for a walk. They first passed a little
girl who was crying and they asked, "little girl, little girl,
why are you crying?" and the little girl said, "an apple came
down and killed my new kitty". Next they passed a little boy
was also crying. And they again asked, "little boy, little boy,
why are you crying?" and the little boy said, "a lemon came
and killed my new puppy." Then they passed a blonde sitting on
the side walk laughing her butt off. They asked, "why are you
laughing so hard?" and the blonde said, "I farted and the
building behind me blew up!!"
Fake vs. Real
FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.
FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Dang … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”
FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.
FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Would go to your funeral if you were murdered.
REAL FRIENDS: Would skip the funeral and go out looking for the murderer and kill him!!
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will help me find my way when I'm lost.
REAL FRIENDS: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will help me learn to drive.
REAL FRIENDS: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will help me up when I fall down.
REAL FRIENDS: Will point and laugh because he tripped me.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with me.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kidnap the band with me.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Hide me from the cops.
REAL FRIENDS: Are probably the reason they're after me in the first place.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Let me make an idiot of myself in public.
REAL FRIENDS: Are up there with me making an idiot out of themselves too.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will try to comfort me when my girlfriend breaks up with me.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick my ass until I get it together and will smack her for breaking up with me.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will help me move.
REAL FRIENDS: Will help me move a body.
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it
Friends vs. Best Friends
A friend helps you up when you fall a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"
A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain a best friend takes yours and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"
A friend wipes your tears when you're rejected a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because you're gay isn't it?"
A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME , LET'S DO IT AGAIN!!"
Friends will ask you why you are crying but best friends already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry.
She's my best friend, break her heart and I'll break your face!
Friends hug you good-bye. Best friends rape you in the hallway.
A best friend is the one who can look at you with the biggest smile on your face and still knows something's wrong.
A friend would call you a retard but a best friend would call you one and act like one with you.
Best friends know that you're slow, stupid, and mess around yet they still don't care about being seen in public with you because they're idiots too.
67% of girls would cry if Justin bieber was about to jump of a building
"The one who smiles the most is the one who's the most broken. The one who fights the most is the one who wants to find peace.
"They laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh at them because they're all the same."
"Sometimes people put up walls not to keep people out but to see who cares enough to tear them down."
"Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss."
"Smirk, it makes people wonder what you’re up to, while scaring the crap out of them at the same time!"
"True friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget."
"Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried to slam a revolving door."
"When I was younger, my parents encouraged me to walk and talk. Now, all they want me to do is sit down and shut up!"
"They say guns don't kill people, people kill people, but honestly I think guns have something to do with it because if someone just stood there and said "bang," I don't think many people would be dead..."
"Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELLED!! Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing."
"'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUH! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO!"
"You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear."
"I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!"
"Heaven doesn’t want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over."
"When you’re down I may not be able to pick you back up, but I promise I’ll be willing to lay down right next to you"
"I didn't mean to hurt your feelings...I was aiming for your face"
"Tired of living and scared of dying"
"Scared to remember, terrified to forget"
"Education is important, school however, is another matter."
"Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more"
"Don’t mess with me I've got a stick."
"I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends."
"Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't"
"I can only please on person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either."
"Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls."
"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning."
"Death is but our next great adventure."
You know that you're truly alone when you want to go home, but you're already there...
IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
Saw this, had to do it, it does work pretty well, too!
First Day At School:
Falling in Love:
Getting Back Together:
Birth of Child:
This section is a work in progress.
When People Give you Funny Looks:
1. Walking in public with your iPod on and your ear buds in when your fav song comes on and you start dancing
2. Ordering at the drive thru and accidentally saying "to go"
3. When you start talking out loud in public, only to realize the person you were talking to isn't even there
4. Getting off on the wrong floor from the elevator and having to get back on
5. Ordering 'diet water' on accident
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