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Joined 12-17-09, id: 2182780, Profile Updated: 01-28-11
Author has written 16 stories for G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra, Transformers, Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series, Harry Potter, and Doctor Who.

A very important notice:

As you may have noticed, I have not updated anything since... October or so. This is because of Nanowrimo. :) And I will try to fit in writing fanfiction while juggling editing about 8 novels, editing my own novel, school, swimming, piano, and clarinet (honor band). Once again, I am so very very very very very very sorry!!!!!!! As you may have also noticed, my profile is incredibly short now... same reason~


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Harry's New Home by kbinnz reviews
One lonely little boy. One snarky, grumpy git. When the safety of one was entrusted to the other, everyone knew this was not going to turn out well... Or was it? AU, sequel to "Harry's First Detention". OVER FIVE MILLION HITS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 64 - Words: 318,389 - Reviews: 11135 - Favs: 7,046 - Follows: 2,578 - Updated: 5/9 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 27,486 - Reviews: 6235 - Favs: 9,858 - Follows: 10,501 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L.
Hell is Other People by amitai reviews
After a series of attacks, Alex's entire class is sent to be trained at the SAS training camp, to give them a degree of self sufficiency to help them defend themselves. Unfortunately for Alex, he has to go with them... and not get noticed as different.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 198,980 - Reviews: 3382 - Favs: 2,902 - Follows: 3,356 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Alex R./Cub
Dark Times by Treenahasthaal reviews
Two years after joining the Rebellion Luke is shot down during a mission and ejects from his X-Wing in enemy territory. The events that follow lead him, painfully, to his first meeting with Vader and beyond. A father/son story although it might not seem like it at first.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 288,655 - Reviews: 979 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 919 - Updated: 8/17/2015 - Published: 6/17/2005 - Luke S., Leia O., Han S., Darth Vader
The Marvalous Misadventures of Tai and friends! by Tatyana Witwicky reviews
This be a series of one shots staring Tatyana Topaz Witwicky and the Autobots! What sort of shenanigans could they possibly get into? Read and find out!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 33,946 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 3/31/2015 - Published: 8/11/2009
The Fallen meets the Cousin by Tatyana Witwicky reviews
It's been a year since she found out she was part Cybertronian...since she found out she was the daughter of the legendary Optimus Prime. But life was about to get even more interesting for one Tatyana Topaz Witwicky/Prime...Who is the Fallen?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,512 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 3/2/2015 - Published: 10/19/2009
Guidelines for living with Robots! part 2 by Tatyana Witwicky reviews
Apparently, Prowl is getting picker and pickier! How many more rules could there be? Read to find out!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 33,717 - Reviews: 762 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 10/10/2014 - Published: 6/10/2010
Revealing Secrets by LunaeShark reviews
A year ago, Katrina left Tranquility for a more peaceful life; now Megatron has returned. The key to changing Katrina's mind about fighting may lie in her shadowy past, but will her guardians accept the dark truth? Some things are best left hidden.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 39 - Words: 121,375 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 6/29/2014 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Barricade, Jazz - Complete
Jackson, Where's My Paycheck? by theharshlightofday reviews
A hobbit in dire need of health insurance, a bumbling gardener, a senile wizard, a klutzy ranger, a prissy elf and a horny elf maiden with a speech impediment… it can only be a shameless parody of Peter Jackson’s movie trilogy!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 99,667 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 10/1/2013 - Published: 9/21/2006 - Aragorn, Frodo B.
200 Things I'm Not Allowed to Do at Hogwarts by Selenehekate reviews
Now being REVAMPED! It's Fred and George's last year at Hogwarts, so naturally they want to break the rules... and get Hermione, Harry, Ron, and Ginny involved! Their list of 200 things they shouldn't do, but will do anyway... Told in snippets, R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 46,231 - Reviews: 1192 - Favs: 1,174 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Guilelines to living with Decepticons by Deception is Decepticon reviews
The one and only guidebook to living with Decepticons. Be warned, life insurance is essentual.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,035 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 2/1/2010
Craziness, Candy, Jedi Knights, and WHAT! by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
Wolf brings all of the Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, TMNT, and Harry Potter characters to Earth. Prepare for chaos and randomness! Obi-Wan's a fan fiction author? Yoda's a rock star? Hermione hates America? Not to mention few are sane.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 40 - Words: 132,970 - Reviews: 893 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
100 Things I'm Not Allowed to Do in Middleearth by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
Everything you shouldn't do if you want to survive in Middle-earth...yet the Fellowship and friends are going to do it all anyways. After all, where's the fun in war without a little chaos? Oh dear...It looks like Sauron will have a lot on his plate.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 15,819 - Reviews: 651 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Aragorn, Sauron - Complete
Dark Paths by theharshlightofday reviews
Doubting the road ahead, Aragorn consults the Mirror of Galadriel and is revealed to Sauron. How can the Quest hope to survive when the might of Mordor now seeks the Heir of Isildur? Dark AU.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 51,512 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Aragorn, Legolas
Cue Heroic Music: Star Wars Ficlets by Feeding-The-Wolves reviews
This is a set of funny, stupid ficlets, which are hopefully entertaining to read. Chapter 8: Mace has another spectacular breakdown while interrogating Jango Fett.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,976 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/2/2012 - Published: 4/19/2010
I Like Short Shorts by TheMacUnleashed reviews
A collection of humorous short stories. And all the good titles were taken. Chapter 96: It's Anakin's first day attending classes at the Temple. Obi-Wan is forced to soothe his nerves.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 96 - Words: 96,983 - Reviews: 813 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 9/18/2011 - Published: 8/22/2008
A Past and Future Secret by TheBrick reviews
Harry brings the Marauders and Lily forward in time to try and change the past. Rated T for freedom. ON HOLD!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 80,997 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Harry P., James P.
Who is the Phantom Menace, anyway? by EinAffe reviews
An epic and hilarious or so I'm told rendering of TPM with a few twists and turns. Featuring bigger fish, infatuated handmaidens, random Anakin, weird Qui-Gon, hated-by-the-Force Obi-Wan and most important: galaxy-saving yellow letters! Finally COMPLETE
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 161,676 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Shattered by Nidia.Ceylon reviews
Starscream stared at the small child. They both remained silent while contemplating each other. Her blue eyes met his crimson optics with no fear. “I’m Alexis Witwicky. Who are you?” The Seeker tilted his head in confusion. “I’m not sure.”
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,752 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Starscream
Therapy, The Sequel by ThisMortalCoil reviews
In which Anakin is a monkeys uncle, Obi-Wan has glasses, Palpatine's grand schemes always fail, Nemesis is a mad scientist and the characters learn that being stuck in space isn't very enjoyable.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,811 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K.
Roads to Neverending Light by JadeDolphin22 reviews
Sequel to Seeds of Oblivion: The Autobots make plans to return to Cybertron, without their human spark partners. But when the Femmes get kidnapped by Decepticons and sent to Cybertron anyway, its up to Autobots to rescue their friends and bring them home
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 130,680 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 1/14/2008
Alagaesia Goes Crazy by Above the Winter Moonlight reviews
COMPLETE Randomness shall reign supreme when Star Wars, Inheritance Cycle, Lord of the Rings, Percy Jackson, and Harry Potter characters unite to unleash random havoc upon Alagaesia and the galaxy far far away, with the help of three insane authoresses...
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 64 - Words: 178,651 - Reviews: 772 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Eragon S., Saphira - Complete
Salvation In Silence by Above the Winter Moonlight reviews
Very AU. Born mute, Luke Skywalker has always had a hard life. Labeled an outcast because of his inability to speak, he seeks to find a better life. But when a suitless Vader discovers his son is alive, he will stop at nothing to find him...R&R
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 95,296 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
Therapy by ThisMortalCoil reviews
In which General Grievous teaches a therapy class, Palpatine is a stalker, Anakin plays poker, Obi-Wan always needs to be rescued, and a smart aleck juvenile delinquent causes pure chaos!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 60,264 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Obi-Wan K., E. Palpatine - Complete
Sessions of the Jedi Council by rimera reviews
The Jedi Council has a lot on their plate, but that doesn't mean they can't discuss what's really important, like... fanfiction! Set in the time where Anakin is on the council, just before the end of Revenge of the Sith...
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,821 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Complete
Does This Look Like Middle Earth to You? by Karm Starkiller reviews
A fanfiction author and her little sister jump into the Lord of the Rings during the Council of Elrond. They have the power to control everything. Will chaos rule, or will some order remain? Includes minor non-LotR characters. Now on The Two Towers!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,171 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 6/1/2010
Lake Wars by Katie Ladmoore reviews
When Warriors meets Star Wars, havoc is wreaked. Cats fight and obsess over completely random things! And who is the mysterious cat dressed like Darth Vader attacking everybody? Will things ever go back to normal?
Crossover - Star Wars & Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,766 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 4/11/2009
Randomness, Jedi Knights and Sith Lords by Tamawen reviews
Randomness with your favorite star wars characters.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,449 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/29/2010 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Luke S., Darth Vader
Voicemail by Above the Winter Moonlight reviews
If comlinks had voicemail, read to find out all the humorous and serious message left behind by friends, family, enemies, annoying businessmen, insane authoresses and many more during the wars and after the wars... T for language
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,438 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/19/2010 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Anakin Skywalker, Luke S.
Starcrossed by TheSoliloquy reviews
In the depths of Moria, Legolas proves a worthy companion, but is afflicted with a slow, yet deadly, poison. Losing strength as he continues the quest, he fights to accomplish his wish: to live long enough to see the fall of Sauron. Spans Trilogy.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 57,914 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Legolas
The Great Outdoors by Jedi-Dreamer101 reviews
Anakin,Obi Wan, and Ahsoka set off camping, but then realize there lost with there arch enamy Asajj Ventress. What they must face is poison ivy, skunks, rain and all the other misfortunes of camping. Please read and review.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,083 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 4/28/2010
The Poison Crown by Sanaryelle reviews
The Kingdom is in chaos as it recovers from war. But rebellion, and whispers of the King's madness, may cause more destruction than a foreign threat ever could.
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 76,810 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Complete
Broken Wings by Decepticon-Tuba-Player reviews
I can't write a good summary to save my life... When a human Autobot soldier gets trapped in a cave with the second-in-command of the Decepticons, the bond grows between them will change not just theirs, but the fate of everyone.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,281 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Starscream
Together Linked by Fishy Biscuits reviews
My take on the creation of the Great Charters, set about 1000 years before the actual Old Kingdom series. Disclaimer - I don't own any of the Shiners or the Old Kingdom.
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,267 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 3/10/2010
21 Ways to Annoy Sauron by ThisMortalCoil reviews
21 ways to annoy our favorite villain who can never find his ring. It seems that Sauron is going to need some headache medicine. Completed. And yes, this is NOT written in list format.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,474 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Sauron, Nazgul - Complete
Guidelines for living with Robots! by Tatyana Witwicky reviews
Want to live with Giant Alien Robots? But don't know how? Here is a simple guidebook/rulebook to help you!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 31,420 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 12/2/2009
Watch Your Step by Above the Winter Moonlight reviews
An AU Mustafar Humorous oneshot. Sometimes Jedi and Sith alike have to watch where they are walking...
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,251 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Wishes of the Seven by Shiner Shining Bright reviews
The Seven created the Charter. But there was much for them to do before the Old Kingdom could be what it is now.
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,449 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 12/25/2009
Lost Hero by Darth Comrade reviews
Ahsoka Tano was a padawan with much promise, but when her curiosity began to hinder Palpatine's plans for Anakin Skywalker, he set about correcting that mistake. And she will soon learn the true horrors of this war; its dark politics.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,509 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Ahsoka T., Darth Vader - Complete
Randomness on the Death Star by Amarwen reviews
Evil groups, IMing, lost teddybears, fear of pitchforks and wooden stakes. Lets just say the Death Star will never be the same again.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,664 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Obi-Wan K., Darth Vader
The Death Eaters' Disney World Trip by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
Crack fic. Voldemort receives word of a strange Muggle contraption located in America. He and his Death Eaters set out for Disney World, Muggle-style...and end up getting more than they bargained for.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,480 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/15/2010 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Voldemort, Severus S. - Complete
Caution, Wet Floors by ThisMortalCoil reviews
"Apparently common sense and the laws of physics have gone on vacation." A very odd Mustafar AU.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
The Case of the Missing Lightsaber III by Above the Winter Moonlight reviews
Revenge is best served cold, even if it only means playing a prank on someone who has done the same thing…twice, with a little help from a Chancellor, a Senator and the Force that is. But can someone actually outsmart the master prankster?
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Anakin Skywalker, M. Windu - Complete
The Case of the Missing Lightsaber II by Above the Winter Moonlight reviews
Sequel to The Case of the Missing Lightsaber. Boredom reigns supreme and Yoda knows this first hand so he has decided to do something about it...again but this time with a little twist...
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Anakin Skywalker, M. Windu - Complete
My Life as a Movie by Queen reviews
Zombies. Zillo Beasts. Magnificent Sevens. Invasions of Mordor…er, wait, wrong show. Ahsoka's life seems to be entirely too much like the movies lately.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Ahsoka T., Barris Offee - Complete
NEST Files: Alien Encounters by Steelfeathers reviews
A series of one-shots related to my 'Instabiliy' universe. Chapter 4: Ironhide encounters Annabelle Lennox for the first time. The results are not what he would have expected.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,731 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 8/1/2009
Warriors Use IM! by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
Yeah, this idea has been used before, but not like this! Expect randomness!
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,928 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Jayfeather, Lionblaze - Complete
Anakin And Ahsoka go to Walmart by AhsokaxAnakin63752 reviews
will Anakin and Ahsoka survive Shopping togather as they find out Dooku's secret job at wal-mart and cad banes video game condition! and obi-wan orange juice!
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,698 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Anakin S., Ahsoka T. - Complete
Bothering Alagaesia by Emerald Tiara reviews
Saturnina and Michelle go to Alagaesia and annoy the crap out of everyone... when two girls from 2006 meet two guys from Alagaesia, you know some crazy stuff is gonna happen.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 57,985 - Reviews: 772 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 3/11/2006
Revenge by Arya Daeriel reviews
An elf exiled from Mirkwood for an attempt on the princes life is back for revenge.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,072 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Legolas, Aragorn
Essence of Amity by Above the Winter Moonlight reviews
Well, I know one thing's for sure, Master." "And what would that be?" "We did get them to unite with each other over a common enemy."
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,173 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
A Padawan's Guide To Fighting Sith by the eternal feminine reviews
All Padawans have to know how to fight Sith. It's basically a rule...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Complete
A day in the Life of an Elven Parent by kelstiel reviews
Thranduil has a rough day with a three year old Legolas.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,731 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Legolas, Thranduil - Complete
The Crazy Story of Randomness by CrazyOnTheLoose reviews
What happens when an insane girl takes Harry Potter characters to the Star Wars world?
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,469 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/19/2010 - Published: 3/11/2010
The Case of the Missing Lightsaber by Above the Winter Moonlight reviews
When your fighting a war, sometimes you tend to get bored during the times when you have nothing to do but watch and wait for something to happen, Yoda knows this and he's determined to do something about it...
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,871 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/9/2010 - M. Windu, Yoda - Complete
The Day the Potions Master Turned Into a Butterfly by Sidney James TD Lemon 1900 reviews
...because you can't pass up a story with that title.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Friendship Never Dies by AuSsIeGiRl13 reviews
What if Legolas ran into orcs on his way to Rivendell to report Sméagol’s escape? co-authored by Daisymall13
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,835 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/4/2010 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Legolas, Aragorn
Lord of the Facebook: Return of the Friend Request by aotearoan reviews
The Return of the King told through the characters' Facebook accounts. The third instalment of the Lord of the Facebook Statuses follows on from The Two Notifications and the Fellowship of the Facebook Status . Yes, Tolkien is spinning in his grave.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,852 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Aragorn, Frodo B. - Complete
Immortal Threat by Shelby-Danvers reviews
A failed attempt on Megatron's life condemns Starscream to be terminated. When his trine is tasked with retrieving his body, they are surprised to find him still online. Is it a failure on Megatron's part...or is it something else?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,348 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Starscream - Complete
Sunset over Couruscant by robar56 reviews
It's three months since order 66 has been executed. Imperial spies found another living Jedi on couruscant. Darth Vader is sent to kill him. The difference this time? The Jedi is Vaders former Padawan Ahsoka Tano. Enjoy the story.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,202 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Ahsoka T., Darth Vader - Complete
Ticklish by LittleMewLugia reviews
After witnessing Sam and Mikaela play-fighting, the Twins decide to try out one of the demonstrated techniques on a certain unsuspecting Seeker. Oneshot.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,203 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 38 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Starscream - Complete
Luna Lovegood and the Death Eaters by Lyla93 reviews
When the Death Eaters accidentally kidnap Luna Lovegood, they end up in over their heads in all sorts of new trouble. Will Lucius finally admit Snorkacks exist? Will Draco ever stop stalking Voldemort? Will Macnair learn how to dance? Find out NOW!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Luna L., Voldemort
Guardian Angel by Lyla93 reviews
He doesn't think of himself as nosy, but the fact is, Albus Dumbledore has rigged Hogwarts with hidden cameras. He has spies among the students. Booby traps have been laid. The teachers have codenames. No one is safe from his boredom. Muahaha!Hr/Dr H/G
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,403 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Encounter in the Laundry Room by ThisMortalCoil reviews
How did Vader first meet Random Nemesis? Find out in this short story!
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Darth Vader - Complete
Keeping Secrets by LunaeShark reviews
'07 Movieverse. School's out, but a quiet summer is not what's in store for Sam, Mikaela and their transforming friends. A neighbor's cousin is staying with the Witwickys, and soon it becomes clear that she has a dangerous, possibly deadly, secret... R&R
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 39 - Words: 65,935 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Complete
Run that by me again? by Sarah1281 reviews
Ever wonder 'Why don't they just do that' "A lot of the greatest wizards haven't got an ounce of logic." Harry and Hermione, however, were raised in the muggle world and are therefore fully capable of thinking things through...A collection of of one-shots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,842 - Reviews: 1892 - Favs: 3,210 - Follows: 2,193 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The 12 Days of Voldemas by Professor Cassandra reviews
In order to help celebrate his total awesomeness, The Dark Lord has composed twelve Christmas carols to make you pathetic Muggles sing as you praise his glory. Muahahaha and Happy Voldemas!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 3,847 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L.
Mosrael, the Waker by Astarel reviews
Mosrael's story, and how she came to be the Second Bright Shiner. Please read and review .
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 12/17/2008
Tinsel Trouble by Fishy Biscuits reviews
The Seven decide to put up tinsel for Christmas, and... well, let's just say they find it hard to agree on a colour scheme. OneShot.
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,139 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 11029 - Favs: 14,788 - Follows: 5,967 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Lord of the Facebook: The Two Notifications by aotearoan reviews
LOTR's The Two Towers, told through the characters' facebook accounts. A continuation of The Fellowship of the Facebook Status Updates by sweetypie15. Same author, but posted under a different account. UPDATE: Return of the Friend Request now up!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 8,264 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/11/2009 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Frodo B., Aragorn - Complete
Warriors Work at Dairy Queen by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
Tigerstar opens up a Dairy Queen and hires Jayfeather, Lionblaze, Cinderheart, and Heathertail! Not to mention trouble with evil popsicles, romance problems, zombie chickens, and the crazy authoress. Oh snap...
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Jayfeather, Cinderheart - Complete
Dark Idiocy by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
The graveyard scene in Goblet of Fire with a hilarious twist! Featuring hair braiding, The Phantom of the Opera, vampires, and shiny things! Parody, read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,993 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Twelve Days of the Eragon Movie! by Swyn Song reviews
The not-at-all anticipated sequel to The Twelve Days of Eragon just in time for insert winter holiday of your choice here ! A song pointing out things wrong with the mess of a movie called "Eragon."
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/2/2009
Driver's Test by Lucillia reviews
The test to get a speeder license is so easy for Anakin that he could do it in his sleep. Literally.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Seriously? Why me? by Keldae reviews
AJ hates LOTR. There is something wrong with a story that centers around shoeless midgets and tacky jewellery... So what happens when she gets thrown into the story, against her will? Besides pure pandemonium, of course. DISCONTINUED.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 43,710 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/8/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009
Alex Rider Meet Artemis Fowl, Your New Psychiatris by CasimereSabine reviews
Alex thought he was done with his life of the strange and abnormal. But when the vilians of his past began attacking him in his dreams, he has no choice but to enter another, one filled with more abnormality than he might be able to take. *COMPLETE*
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,188 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Complete
Sometimes by Thornshadow reviews
Oneshot the jedi's thoughts on the war ahsoka anakin rex yoda plo obi wan and ventress poems please reveiw
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Lumiya, Yoda - Complete
Rebellion of an Acolyte by Cindrollic reviews
Failure is not tolerated among the Sith. As Count Dooku teaches his disciple, Asajj Ventress. But the young Dark Jedi will not take it lying down. Rated T for the violence.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,505 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Asajji Ventress, Count Dooku
Bound and Broken by Fishy Biscuits reviews
The story of the Nine Bright Shiners, and the events leading up to the first binding and breaking of Orannis. Involves the creation of the Charter, the binding of Yrael, and Astarael's darker side... Complete.
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,067 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/26/2009 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Complete
Weddings, Wars, and Whatnot! by Natureboy3 reviews
Sequel to Jellybean Wars. What do you get when you mix budding romance, a dangerous mind controlling virus, and Peachpaw? Pure anarchy.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,959 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 10/19/2009
Failure by TheSoliloquy reviews
Failure was unforgivable. Failure was redundant. Failure was imminent. What if the fellowship had failed? Drabble, Dark AU. Edited: Boromir added!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Complete
Living with G I Joe by WesternElf reviews
I'm writing about G. I. Joe - and they end up in my living room?
G. I. Joe - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,650 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Complete
Puppet Trouble by WesternElf reviews
Tunnel Rat Sock Puppet Thomas Scarlett Snake Eyes PUPPET TROUBLE!
G. I. Joe - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Complete
Memories by WesternElf reviews
Memory flashes hit the two ninjas as Snake Eyes and Storm Shadow are locked in a fight to the death.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/17/2009
G I Joe Chatroom by WesternElf reviews
Everyone logs on to the G. I. Joe Chat forum!
G. I. Joe - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 354 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Complete
Meet the cousin by Tatyana Witwicky reviews
It's been six months since the battle of Mission city. Sam Witwicky thinks everything will settle down just for a while but how wrong he was...especially since his cousin comes to town. Not to mention she has secrets of her own. Jazz/OC
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 69,502 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Complete
Food Fight by WesternElf reviews
Snake Eyes and Storm Shadow forget the fact that they are enemies and get into a food fight which ends up including nearly everyone in the base!
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Complete
To Carry You Home by TheSoliloquy reviews
And as the heavens opened, it seemed that even the Valar wept for Legolas Thranduillion... AU, FotR
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,593 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Edward Cullen's psychological profile by aotearoan reviews
One-off. Edward Cullen's psychologist is concerned. Rated M for adult content not slash . Do not read if you like, totally, like, LOVE! Edward! Because he's like sooo perfect! Please RR. I wrote this for fun and also out of concern. disclaim: i don't own!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Fellowship of the Facebook Status by sweetypie15 reviews
LOTR's Fellowship of the Ring told through the characters' facebook statuses. UPDATE: The Two Notifications and The Return of the Friend Request are now up! under Aotearoan for author . Yes, Tolkien is turning in his grave.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,166 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/10/2009 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Frodo B., Aragorn - Complete
Assorted Magical Violence N' Slaughter! by Astarel reviews
THIS, my children, is why demented people should not be allowed to wield magic. In this insane story, I slaughter the entire school population, usurp Lord Voldy and cast the Reductor Curse on small furry animals. THIS! IS! ASTAREL!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,900 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 7/29/2009
The Inbox Strikes Back by TaintedAngel26 reviews
A collection of phone messages in various characters' inboxes. Currently considered complete--but I may do a new chapter later. NEW LANDO CALRISSIAN CHAPTER NOW UP!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,436 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Complete
The Phantom Library Card by TaintedAngel26 reviews
For all the fans of my inbox fanfic, here are a few more laughs for you! What happens when your favourite characters take a trip to the Coruscant Library? What do they borrow? Not normal books, movies and mags, of course!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Complete
Guitar Hero ObiWan Kenobi by Shyma Tavrott Lupin reviews
It was a quiet, peaceful evening in Jinn/Kenobi quarters....when suddenly the form of Obi-Wan Kenobi came sliding into the living room.Nothing on but a light pink shirt, underwear, socks, and a guitar hero guitar. Based on the guitar hero commercial.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Guitar Hero Anakin Skywalker by Shyma Tavrott Lupin reviews
It was a quiet, peaceful evening in the Kenobi/Skywalker house when suddenly the form of Anakin Skywalker came sliding into the living room.Nothing on but a light pink shirt, underwear, socks, and a guitar hero guitar.Based on the guitar hero commercial
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Guitar Hero Sirius Black by Shyma Tavrott Lupin reviews
It was a quiet, peaceful evening in Number 12 Grimauld Place....when suddenly the form of Sirius Black came sliding into the living room.Nothing on but a light pink shirt, underwear, socks, and a guitar hero guitar. Based on the guitar hero commercial.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Sirius B. - Complete
Lord Voldemort and the Purple Roadmonkeys by Professor Cassandra reviews
Maintaining a dark and evil reputation is undoubtedly stressful, so once per year the Dark Lord and his followers take a much needed holiday. This year he has decided to form a biker gang most deadly, and only one name will suffice: The Purple Roadmonkeys
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,977 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L.
An Innocent Question by Nari-chan SND reviews
Severus Snape was not having a good day. In fact, it is safe to say he was having a very poor one. So how will he react when Hermione asks a perfectly innocent yet intelligent question during his class? Hilarity ensues. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,775 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
21 Ways to Annoy Darth Vader by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
21 ways to annoy everyone's favorite Jedi turned Sith turned Jedi again! Read and review! Rated T to be safe.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Darth Vader - Complete
Ky Narec and ObiWan Kenobi: Two Jedi, One Man by Lincoln Six Echo reviews
AU. A Jedi Padawan is sent on an undercover mission under the name of Ky Narec, but he crashes on Rattatak and meets and trains Asajj Ventress. Don't be fooled, this is an ObiWan story from start to finish. ObiWan is Ky! Read to know how it's possible!
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 34,992 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Obi-Wan K., A. Ventress - Complete
The Fellowship Cooks Dinner by Nari-chan SND reviews
After a hard days worth of travelling, the Fellowship needs to make the most important descicion of their lives... who will cook dinner and what will they have? Rated what it is to be safe. Please R&R!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,795 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 10/11/2006
Transformers 3: Return to Cybertron by Captain Arianna Trouble reviews
Once again, Sam Witwicky is key to the survival of the Transformers. This time, the threat is the greatest the Autobots have ever known, and a vengeful Megatron is unlikely to help matters Post-ROTF SamxMikaela; Sequel is up: Branding of Neutrals
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 39,926 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Sam W., Optimus Prime - Complete
Magician of Asgard by Snapegirlkmf reviews
The story of Loki as you've never heard it before! In his own words, this is the truth behind the legendary magician and trickster god of Norse myth! This is an AU retelling of the Norse god Loki and does NOT follow most of the original myths so don't expect things to be the same as in the original stories.
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 146,963 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Complete
Jellybean Wars by Natureboy3 reviews
WindClan is at fault for a jellybean famine, or are they? It's up to Leafpool to whip ThunderClan into shape for their asault. Will ThunderClan survive Leafpool's boot camp? COMPLETE.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,587 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Jayfeather, Cinderheart
The True Face of Eragon by ageofaquariusstudios reviews
When Eragon finds a "magic rock" in the woods, he thinks it's a lucky discovery that will pay for his dental bills. Instead, it hatches into a dragon and he's forced into an ancient legacy and goes on a retarded adventure. R&R, complete!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,510 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Complete
The Second Side of Eldest by ageofaquariusstudios reviews
In this sequel to The True Face of Eragon, Eragon and friends decide to take a break from the plot and see the Eragon movie in Teirm. However, they make a powerful new enemy that they will struggle to fight. R&R, chapter two is up!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,136 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 5/31/2009
The Prank War by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Now that Voldemort is dead, Harry and company are enjoying their last year of school by taking part in a timehonored Hogwarts tradition: the seventh year prank war. Edited and reposted. First brand new chapter now updated!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 169,287 - Reviews: 6733 - Favs: 3,870 - Follows: 2,613 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 8/14/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Inbox by Mathematica reviews
9: This is Jabba the Hutt. Please leave a message.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,661 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 4/16/2009 - Published: 12/20/2008
Five Great Charters by Sanaryelle reviews
Two thousand years before 'Sabriel', the Five Great Charters are put into the three bloodlines, the Wall, and the Great Stones. A legendary time in the history of the Old Kingdom.
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 142,339 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/9/2009 - Published: 5/5/2006 - Complete
Sokka's Big News by Pit Viper of Doom reviews
Sokka bursts in on the rest of the Gaang with news that shocks Katara, excites Aang, irritates Toph, and fills Zuko with an overwhelming sense of deja vu. Oh, boy.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Sokka, Zuko - Complete
The Misadventures of a Dark Lord and his Minions by GinnyWazlibRocks reviews
Malfoy Manor is never free of the incidents caused by it's occupants and a combination of questionable plots and an ample supply of highly flammable objects. There's nothing Voldy can't do - or at least attempt to do, which is pretty much the same thing.O
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,883 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Voldemort, Severus S.
Hi, This Is Luke, Leave A Message by Lucillia reviews
Hi Luke, this is Mon Mothma. I know you admire me as one of the great leaders of the Rebellion, but stealing my underwear is going a little too far.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,869 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 12/19/2007 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
AWESOME RANDOM CLICHÉS! by pshhhh yeahh reviews
Tired of those overused couples? Are some shippings just totally, and completely, absurd? Then this is the place for you!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 5,576 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 1/17/2008
Know Thyself by wellyuthink reviews
As the clock strikes midnight on Harry Potter's fourteenth birthday, the reflection of a strange boy appears in Harry's window. What unusual news does he bring? And why does this stranger appear to be none other than Harry himself? AU after PoA
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 77,755 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Muffin by 0lizzybennet0 reviews
Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon get sent on a mission as a couple. A married couple. Someone is definitely not happy about this, the one who has to wear the dresses. Not slash
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,896 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Six Years, Six Applicants by Sarah1281 reviews
Chronicling Dumbledore's never-ending and sometimes desperate attempts to fill the Defense Against the Dark Arts position with anyone but Snape and Snape's persistent attempts to land the job anyway.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,536 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 1,000 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Bird's the Word by Arctic Banana reviews
While shopping with Bonecrusher, Brawl buys a box of used records. He then procedes to drive the other Decepticons crazy when a certain annoying record ends up on repeat...
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,725 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Brawl/Devastator - Complete
Suddenly Silenced by Sailor Coruscant reviews
This is how the world ends.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,169 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Leia O. - Complete
Where Does It Keep Its Brain? by Sarah1281 reviews
What if, instead of going back for Ginny's diary, Arthur decided to owl it to her? What if he discovered it wrote back? What if he took this knowledge to Moody and Dumbledore? The Chamber of Secrets has NOT been opened. Enemies of the heir, rejoice.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,839 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 96 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Arthur W. - Complete
Holiday Cheer by GinnyWazlibRocks reviews
A fun collection of semi-oneshots about the holidays at Malfoy Manor. Based off my own collection of iVoldy characters, of course... Read and be merry!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,154 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Voldemort
Diary of a Dark Lord by Princess of Ithilien reviews
Take a peek into the mind of our favorite evil Lord, Darth Vader, as you read through his entries. R&R NEW SIXTEENTH CHAPTER
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,253 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 8/24/2005 - Darth Vader, E. Palpatine
The Annual Death Eater Beach Trip by Professor Cassandra reviews
You probably think of Voldemort and his Death Eaters as terrible, heartless people, and you are normally correct. But for one week every year, they are able to escape the stress of the wizarding world by going on vacation…the muggle way!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,698 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/14/2008 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L. - Complete
The Care and Handling of Professor Snape by frodogenic reviews
A twenty-five-point guide for first years.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Severus S. - Complete
Redemption and Recovery by Rivan Warrioress reviews
Anakin survives at the end of ROTJ, and takes a badly injured Luke to Naboo for treatment
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,806 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 40 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Luke S., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
No Thank You by Sarah1281 reviews
What if the Dursley family had taken the more practical route of treating Harry kindly in order to keep him away from magic? What if it worked? What if he wants nothing to do with the wizarding world and Dumbledore has to solve his own problems for once?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,608 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 1,602 - Follows: 296 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Truly Madly Deeply by Pentangle-linnon reviews
Legolas in love. Humor. You have been warned.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,161 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Legolas - Complete
Halloween at Malfoy Manner by GinnyWazlibRocks reviews
Look, I know the title is kind of lame. Sorry. But anyways... Voldy doesn't seem to know a thing about Halloween, but who would ever trust a man when there's free candy involved? Twoshot. Character developments from my other fics. Strange/
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,870 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Voldemort - Complete
One word can change many things by Rya Likao reviews
AU story. Anakin listen more carefully Palpatine's words. Chapter 11: Death and birth.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,685 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Anakin Skywalker - Complete
When They Call You by Aria Saralyn reviews
The tragic tale of Anakin Skywalker from the eyes of an often overlooked character: the Force.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,070 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Darth Vader, Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Darth Hideous's Idea by Solo By Choice reviews
He had an idea, an evil idea. Kareoke! With everyone from Darth Vader to Wedge.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,018 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/15/2008 - Published: 8/25/2005 - E. Palpatine, Han S.
Bad Touch by vericus reviews
slash - sequel to 'Crash and Burn' - There are days when Soundwave wonders why, exactly, he thought cassettes were a good idea.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,701 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Prowl, Starscream - Complete
Rising by vericus reviews
G1, slash - When Starscream is quiet, Megatron gets suspicious.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,351 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
Crash and Burn by vericus reviews
G1, slash - There's nothing more pesky than an enemy that just won't let you die.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,286 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Prowl, Starscream - Complete
Vote for Voldy! by GinnyWazlibRocks reviews
Out of context, our favorite and only Dark Lord is making an ambitions bid... to become President of the United States! Unfortunetly, our favorite and only Boy Who Lived isn't going to let Voldy into the Oval Office without a fight... The race is on!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,335 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/12/2008 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Voldemort
Darth Vader vs Neo by DarkLordKardos reviews
In a doomed attempt to convert the Sith Lord to Zion's cause, Neo Anderson is forced--kind of--to do battle with Darth Vader. Random Star Wars/Matrix crossover. Not to be taken seriously or as canon in any way.
Crossover - Star Wars & Matrix - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Darth Vader, Neo - Complete
The Secret Diary of Luke Skywalker by Mathematica reviews
When you’re the last of the Jedi, the son of a Sith Lord, a resistance fighter and commander of the galaxy’s most crackpot squadron, you’ve just got to have a place to let it all out ...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,253 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
How to Annoy Alex Rider Characters by Schizophrennic Muffin reviews
Basically self explanatory. Rated for occasional language just to be safe. How to annoy Alex Rider characters beginning with the title character himself! by Chocolate Muffin
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/12/2008
Comfort in the Dark by Tiro reviews
Some people are not meant to be in Moria. Legolas is one of them.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Tresses of Terror by Professor Cassandra reviews
When the Dark Lord comes to the startling revelation that he is bald, he ventures out on an epic quest to locate the perfect hairpiece to accentuate his malevolence.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Voldemort - Complete
Brick Wall by vericus reviews
G1, slash - Ratchet is vastly entertained by Jazz's timing. Prowl is not.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Jazz, Ratchet - Complete
The Dark Mart by Professor Cassandra reviews
Even Death Eaters need to stock up on the necessities sometimes, and Lord Voldemort must provide. So how does the malevolent Dark Lord handle this daunting task? Why, he goes shopping, of course! This is my first fan fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,800 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L. - Complete
There's No Biz Like Show Biz by GinnyWazlibRocks reviews
Voldy realizes his current true meaning in life when he discovers Broadway. Now his plans to open a fantastic albeit plagiarized show will be the money maker of a lifetime, if only he had a cast. But that's what Death Eaters are for... FINALE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,653 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/6/2008 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Voldemort - Complete
roguesquad by Solo By Choice reviews
This is what occurs when Rogue Squadron discovers IMing. Inane online conversations and witty pennames.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,598 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Luke S.
Dear Diary, I Mean, Journal by evilrabidplotbunnies reviews
“Yo momma is so fat she-” And there we were. Me and Granger. Exchanging “Yo Momma” jokes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,210 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Stupid & Stupider: A New Mope by Christy Tortland reviews
Parody of A New Hope. Fluke Skyflopper's a lazy, mopey whiner, Leia is obsessed with the color white, and Darth Elevator blows things up for no reason. Sort of sequel to Revenge of the Idiots, but it can be read alone.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,437 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/20/2008 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Luke S., Darth Vader
Sugar High by sock monkeys reviews
Ever wonder what would happen if Eragon found chocolate? I'm about to tell you. Rated T because of something happening later on and certian...references.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,356 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/25/2008 - Published: 10/26/2007
Roadkill by GinnyWazlibRocks reviews
Our favorite Dark Lord is at again; this time trying to learn how to drive after a rather painful incident with a broomstick. Snape and all the other Death Eaters are in for an... interesting ride. But what else is new? Chap 7, final!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,776 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/24/2008 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Voldemort - Complete
Monty Python and the Holy Grail II by NLRES986 reviews
This is just a messed up sequal to Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Monty Python - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 240 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/23/2008 - Published: 1/23/2008
Of Pancakes and Waffles by Christina B reviews
During a mission, Anakin is alarmed when he's forced to try some strange thing called a pancake.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Isn't it obvious? by Sarah1281 reviews
After another Chamber of Secrets incident, Myrtle takes it upon herself to explain to her Potions class exactly what has been attacking everybody. Unfortunately, it's Potions with Slytherin.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 52 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Myrtle, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Impossible Tales by Anakin T Skywalker reviews
A bunch of short stories written in response to a challenge on another site. Each story throws a little twist into a section of the movie that makes the rest of the movies impossible. Warning: This will often involve MC death! Not in order.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,673 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 4/12/2008
Ways to Annoy People by Leanne Kullen reviews
In the eyes of Hermy. She's hopped up on rockstar and wants to annoy the world.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 2,383 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Hermione G.
Harry's Middle Earth by GinnyWazlibRocks reviews
Lord of the Ring, Harry Potter humor style. The two worlds are combined to make an outcome that one would never expect. Short, not very far into the actual LOTR plot, oneshot. Minor adult references, and thus rated T for safety. R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Complete
Voldemort's Holiday: the Attempt by GinnyWazlibRocks reviews
Voldy tries to relax... but his TV addict, tea loving Death Eaters still have memories... Do not read if allergic to random. Oneshot, R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Voldemort
Maximum Ride: An Owners Manual by Agent Anderson reviews
A Manual to owning Maximum Ride characters!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,008 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 4/30/2007
My Immortal by Toby Mae Black reviews
Songfic to My Immortal by Evanescence. JKR owns the chars and Evanescence owns the song. I wrote this a while ago pre-book six .
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Ginny W. - Complete
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1963 - Favs: 2,090 - Follows: 719 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
Cajun Time by GinnyWazlibRocks reviews
Crawfish and alligators and cottonmouths, oh snap! Voldemort is condemned to live in the Louisiana swamp land, more terrifying than some might think. And of course, that's only the place. He hasn't even met the people yet. Chap 4, up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,856 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/11/2008 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Voldemort
Harry's Unexpected Trip by Christina B reviews
HPLOTR Crossover! Harry was off to the Burrow, when he unexpectedly finds himself on Middle Earth. Join Harry, as he gears up for the biggest war Arda has ever seen. ON HIATUS- UP FOR ADOPTION!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,357 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 1/28/2008 - Published: 4/30/2003 - Harry P., Frodo B. - Complete
iVoldy by GinnyWazlibRocks reviews
What will happen when Voldemort goes 21st century? The good, the bad, and the explosive of an upgraded wizarding world to iPods, computers, and video games. No ships, so far. Rated for mild language... Epilogue up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,889 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/26/2008 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Voldemort - Complete
Harry Potter Buys Life Insurance by evilrabidplotbunnies reviews
“Harry, I regret to inform you that you are the final Horcrux of Voldemort. Do you realize what this means?” Harry slowly nodded. “Time to buy life insurance.”
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Harry P.
The Wizard of Dagobah by Anakin T Skywalker reviews
The Wizard of Oz - Star Wars style! Extremely Ridiculous!
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,688 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Seeds of Oblivion by JadeDolphin22 reviews
Movieverse:Sam and Michaela decide to take Bumblebee out for a well deserved break. Meanwhile, Starscream bands together the remaining Decipticons to continue the war but will both sides be able to put aside their differences to fight a much bigger threat
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 86,649 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/9/2008 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Complete
Amar by Touchstone's Ranna reviews
Thranduil has sailed over to the Undying Lands and Erynion, Legolas’ older brother is now King of Mirkwood. He sends his brother and his niece to Imladris, supposedly to help improve relations between the two lands. But what are his real motives? And w
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,048 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/7/2008 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Legolas, Elrond
Don't Ask by GinnyWazlibRocks reviews
A fun little oneshot on what really goes down at Malfoy Manor while Harry frolics around Hogwarts. The overall feeling you get when you come away is: I shouldn't have asked.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Voldemort, Lucius M. - Complete
Guitar Hero by Christina B reviews
When ObiWan finds Anakin playing Guitar Hero, it's inevitable that he has to play it too.
Crossover - Star Wars & Guitar Hero - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Language, Sam! by LittleMewLugia reviews
SUMMARY: When Trent infuriuates Sam, Sam comes out with some language that completely shocks Ratchet, because Sam uses some Cybertronian cuss words, and not mild ones either. Oneshot.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,611 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 76 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Complete
How to cheat when Eragon is your teacher by 4supernaturalgirl reviews
How can you cheat in a class when Eragon and Murtagh are your teachers? Well...that’s easy...specually since its not just me now! Lets just say this is Eragon and Murtagh's worst nightmare times 5!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,251 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/27/2007 - Published: 4/29/2007
You Just Never Know by leggylover03 reviews
You just never know what can happen in the House of Elrond.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Randomness Not Worthy Of A Title by pshhhh yeahh reviews
Has obsessiveness, thunder scars, and Taco Bell dogs. What's not to like?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Complete
Revolution by Christy Tortland reviews
A cry for aid. A nation in danger. A stranger haunted with a dark and sinister past. A quest to save a kingdom from complete destruction. Middle Earth itself is in grave jeopardy. Post WOTR. Dark AU.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,123 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/2/2007 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Eldarion, Aragorn
So You've Decided to Be Evil by Evadne reviews
Harry Potter discovers there are things far, far more annoying than Death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,600 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 1,494 - Follows: 1,069 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Never Tickle a Sleeping Draco by GinnyWazlibRocks reviews
An expedition journal and audio recording of Fred and George's adventure into the Slytherian House. Target: Malfoy. Why: Why not? And what will happen when they stumble upon a surprising secret? Rated for mild language. No ships. Final chapie up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,317 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/12/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007 - George W., Draco M. - Complete
The Long Road Home by Celtic Spacey reviews
A collection of oneshots based on the mellon chronicles prompts, exploring the relationship of Aragorn and Legolas.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,761 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/9/2007 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Vacations Aren't Evil by vericus reviews
G1 - Starscream, naturally, always carried a little bit of high grade on him. And really, what better mech for Prowl to try Sideswipe's latest high grade concoction on than the Decepticon Air Commander?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Prowl, Starscream - Complete
Why We Shouldn't Meddle by Nari-chan SND reviews
Mary Suewriter is a normal teenage girl... until she writes a fanfiction involving a Sue who destroys the Potterverse. She is then punished by being thrust into the books to see what would really happen if someone showed up with all the answers. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,753 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/29/2007 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Complete
Alex Rider: Jedi Knight by Jedi Goat reviews
Star WarsAlex Rider crossover. A few months later, Alex meets up with the Jedi again. This time, they are determined to track down the Sith and destroy them. When the battle turns personal, however, can Alex keep himself from turning to the dark side?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,215 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/28/2007 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Complete
How to annoy Han Solo by Merrit Jade reviews
30 way's to piss off the galaxies favorite smuggler.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Han S. - Complete
Galatic Star Ship Enterprize Phone Call by Merrit Jade reviews
Luke calls to buy a ship, and ends up turning his light saber to red not meaning to. Super short, funny story.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Luke S. - Complete
Fanfiction by Christy Tortland reviews
Anakin tries his hand at writing fanfiction with humorous results. Also starring Obi Wan, Padme, the Council members, and Elan Sleazebaggano!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala
The Red Heir of Slytherin by Sarah1281 reviews
Ron and Hermione's trip to the Chamber of Secrets, where Ron gets over his inferiority complex and Hermione discovers that anyone can speak Parseltongue if they're unobservant enough.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,950 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 64 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Mudblood by Sarah1281 reviews
"Mudblood? Is that your idea of an insult or something?" Draco attempts to explain to Hermione why she should be offended.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 1,085 - Follows: 167 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The League of Sinister Gentlemen by tailar reviews
Here lies the typical conversation between a Sith Lord, a Potions Master, a Dark Knight, and a Ranger. Enter if you dare!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Severus S., Aragorn - Complete
Questionnaire by Solo By Choice reviews
A strange questionnaire is making its way around the SW universe and our favorite characters fill it out.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 5,289 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/29/2007 - Published: 6/26/2007
Girl Problems by ToMakeMeTame reviews
Artemis is surfing the internet one day when suddenly a popup… er… pops up. The resulting fiasco has Butler and Juliet on the floor in hysterical laughter, and has Artemis delivering several Glares of Death. Oneshot.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Artemis F., Juliet B. - Complete
Diador Rider Academy by Merrit Jade reviews
previously named Rider School. It's about students doing pranks and jokes on the last day of school. Includes: a gerbil, a cow, a teachers lounge, spiked punch, and more.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,851 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/23/2007 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Complete
Facts of Life by eruthiel reviews
The Marauders learn some very important lessons.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,986 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 5/14/2007
I Blame Iendil Ancawen Entirely by crazyroninchic reviews
A Mary Sue is dropped into MiddleEarth with every intent to wreck havoc. Join one normal, canon abiding girl in her quest to stop the Sue. Poor Legolas...poor Frodo...poor Fellowship!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 24,030 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Complete
Broken Friendship by Celtic Spacey reviews
The twin sons of Elrond are supposedly inseparable. But what if a group of young elves separates the duo?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,997 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Elrohir - Complete
ThunderClan at the Mall by wolf with panther eyes reviews
When ThunderClan go to a mall, cue lots of randomness. Very funny, please read! Includes a Star Wars obsessed Rainwhisker, a very annoyed Squirrelflight, and Hazelkit and Daisy teaching Poppykit and Honeykit how to successfully flirt.
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
Pringles! by Merrit Jade reviews
A deadly fight over the Pringels!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Complete
Skywalker City: The Series by Marriella Bullet reviews
During ESB: Vader wants to turn Luke to the Dark Side. But what will happen if he finds out that Padme is alive, and he has more than one kid? How about ten kids...? Chapters and chapters of nonstop, laugh out loud craziness!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,810 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/5/2007 - Published: 9/2/2006 - Darth Vader
Personality Survey by DarthGladiator45 reviews
I figured I give it whirl, since most everyone seems to be doing these with their favorite Star Wars Characters.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 6,914 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/20/2007 - Published: 4/6/2007
First Talkshow in Alegasia by Merrit Jade reviews
I'm the host of the first talk show in Alegasia, and everything goes completely wrong, randomness included.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,344 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Complete
Not grandma's house! by Merrit Jade reviews
we are stuck in my grandmas house and we trick the boys into taking us out.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Complete
The Way the War Really Started by Merrit Jade reviews
I'm the brothers nanny when they were kids, and Galbatorix owns the store. Then I run out of money and the war begins!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Complete
ICE! by Merrit Jade reviews
It starts out slow, but the end is funny.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,865 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Complete
You Are My Hero by Marriella Bullet reviews
A poem dedicated to Legolas Greenleaf from LOTR. Fangirlish I know, but Legolas is just so cool... and he doesn't betray his friends like Will Turner. Don't get me wrong, I love Will but sometimes I feel like grounding him.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 156 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Legolas - Complete
Shadows of the Future by stormqueen873 reviews
ObiWan lost the duel on Mustafar, but instead of dying, he finds himself on a ship leaving Tatooine, with his old Master and a familiar young boy. As events begin to unfold, can he stop the future he knows from occuring? TPM AU, ObiAniQui bonding, DONE!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 129,321 - Reviews: 2372 - Favs: 5,761 - Follows: 1,354 - Updated: 6/6/2007 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Of Lipstick and Baked Goods by Jade Pilot reviews
Yoda contemplates the nature of females and their adoration of ObiWan Kenobi and Anakin Skywalker.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Yoda, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
My way to Mrs Founder by Merrit Jade reviews
A suprizing email comes from the head of our organization, and some one will leave in her place. Will it be me?
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,115 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Complete
One Heck of a Ride by Marriella Bullet reviews
This is a spoof on the 'I am your father' scene in ESB. Very funny!
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/7/2007 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Alex Rider: Mission Jedi by Jedi Goat reviews
Alex RiderStar Wars crossover. MI6 gives Alex a new mission: to go with the Jedi to stop the blockade of Naboo. Friends and enemies old and new make appearances as Alex takes his spying and Jedi abilities to a galaxy wide level.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 22 - Words: 27,542 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 10/14/2006 - Complete
Mellon Challenges by leggylover03 reviews
These are a series of drabbles written for the Mellon Fic 100 Challenge on the mellon chronicles group
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 89 - Words: 76,055 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/27/2007 - Published: 5/11/2006 - Aragorn, Legolas
Anakin's do's and DON'TS! by Tripod Gal reviews
Just a random fic that I thought of while reading a book
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,756 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Stupid & Stupider: The Revenge of the Idiots by Christy Tortland reviews
A parody of Revenge of the Sith. Anakin loves detonators and skateboards, Obi Wan's a space pirate, Soda's a Pepsiaholic, Scalpatine's a figurine collector, and Crabme is a neat freak.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 44 - Words: 45,585 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/13/2007 - Published: 11/6/2005 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Tolkien's Flying Circus by Spiny Norman reviews
Crossover work also known as The Lord of the Rings by Monty Python.
Monty Python - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 6,496 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/4/2007 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Complete
A Pranking Interlude by Christina B reviews
Just a quiet moment that is turned otherwise when two certain Weasley twins decide that a certain potions Master needs to be taught a lesson. HUMOR!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/8/2007 - George W., Severus S. - Complete
Do the Dew by JenniferRSong reviews
James introduces Sirius to the Muggle drink “Mountain Dew.” Do not read if you don’t like hyper people. Part III: A Birthday Dew Remember is up! Now COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,872 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/30/2006 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
The Twelve Days of Eragon by Swyn Song reviews
Merry Christmas everyone! This is for all of you people who like to make fun of Eragon out there! You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll pass out on the floor! Please read and review.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/17/2006 - Complete
Moony's Monthly by JenniferRSong reviews
Someone lets slip at Hogwarts that Remus has a monthly condition. The results are hilarious. Read at your own risk! OOC Remus! Oneshot!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/13/2006 - Remus L. - Complete
Stranded by Nari-chan SND reviews
The elves force several other characters from the LotR to participate in a contest which involves staying on a deserted island. What craziness will ensue as they fight for the ultimate prize...? Parody on Survivor. WARNING: Lots of character bashing!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,107 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/28/2006 - Published: 10/1/2006
Bring Out The Secret Weapon by Mina-chan AMD reviews
When all hope is lost at Osgilith, Faramir has no choice but to bring out Gondor's secret weapon. Will they survive the day? Or will their weapon kill them all? Please R&R!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,366 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/13/2006 - Published: 11/4/2006 - Faramir - Complete
Pure Craziness by darkavatar13 reviews
[chapter 8 up] R&R! I DONT' CARE IF YOU FLAME OR NOT! just watch out for the flying boulders, fangirls that are after people and the crazy people slapping others, some crazy HamBean guy saying his name is Hahn...and the Star Wars people?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,827 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/17/2006 - Published: 1/26/2006
The Marauders' Papers by lupin-is-awsum reviews
Bits and pieces from the Marauder Era collected to understand what exactly happened at Hogwarts during the time of Remus Lupin, James Potter, Sirius Black, and Peter Pettigrew. Told entirely through notes, detention slips, homework, essays, etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,341 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 10/6/2006 - Published: 11/24/2005
The Diary of Elrond by leggylover03 reviews
Elrond's diary of his years with Estel
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,794 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/17/2006 - Published: 11/21/2005 - Aragorn, Elrond
The Time Before by Astarael Silvertear reviews
In a time before Charter Magic, when Free Magic ruled, and only a few people roamed the lands, the Nine came into power. This is their story, their tale.
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,473 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/26/2006 - Published: 9/21/2005
How To Annoy Darth Vader by obsessedbutnotcompulsive reviews
Based on Star Wars Nuts' '26 Ways to Annoy Darth Vader'. A spunky female officer on the bridge of the Executor sure knows how to get on Darthy's bad side!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/19/2006 - Darth Vader
I TOLD You to Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around by crazyroninchic reviews
Another day, another ridiculous Sue to scar the canon characters for life with…no, I’m not laughing evilly, why do you ask? Sequel to “Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around.”
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,712 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/12/2006 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Complete
Mellyn? by Pentangle-linnon reviews
Young Aragorn meets Legolas. Sequel to Five Words in Winter. Aragorn, Legolas, Twins, Elrond, etc.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,780 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/27/2006 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
How Many Jedi to Change a Lightbulb? by Valairy Scot reviews
When it's our favorite team of QuiGon Jinn and ObiWan Kenobi, it might be several Jedi as well as some healers.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Published: 6/19/2006 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
The White Hunter by Kibethblade reviews
Taithirn, or, The White Hunter, goes to gondor. After fightimg for the gondorian army, he begins to raise a militia of his own
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,710 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/4/2006 - Published: 1/20/2006
The Official Rules of The Marauders by WutevaChica reviews
Harry opens up the Marauders Map and what unfolds before him? The Official Rules of the Maruaders. Written on a sugar high
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/10/2006 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
The King of the Ringssss, Precioussss! by Christy Tortland reviews
A whacky and hilarous LOTR parody about Frodo and the rest of the gang. Read and enjoy their troubles, sorrows, and utter stupidity! Please R&R!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 31,360 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/6/2006 - Published: 11/10/2005 - Frodo B., Aragorn - Complete
Let's Annoy Zuko! by Swyn Song reviews
Based off Sacred Fire Gem's 20 ways to annoy Prince Zuko. Follow my OC Steph as she tries to drive a certain banished Prince insane.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/1/2006 - Published: 4/15/2006 - Zuko
Fuzzy by leggylover03 reviews
Legolas and Estel make a strange new friend
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,664 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/24/2006 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
In My Pants by Emerald707 reviews
In which, Harry is cursed by Ron, and is forced to say 'in my pants' after every sentence, with some strange results from the Professors.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,922 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 43 - Published: 4/11/2006 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Wait For the Right Time by Swyn Song reviews
If you don't think that Aang and Zuko are going to team up, read this. If you do, read it anyway. It presents all the evidence. Let's face it people, it's going to happen. Oneshot.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/17/2006 - Aang, Zuko
Star Wars Fanfiction For Dummies by BlueMew reviews
aka, The Emperor's New Clothes. A parody of Star Wars cliches.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/15/2006
A very strange fic based off a very strange dream by Swyn Song reviews
This is based on a dream I had one strange night...Please R and R. Flames welcome. Oneshot unless I have any other strange Avatarbased dreams. Which I have. So here's more strangeness.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/5/2006 - Published: 2/15/2006
Astarael by Mosrael Chaos reviews
A poem I wrote about the last bell, Astarael.
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 63 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/13/2006 - Complete
Starr Struck by crazyroninchic reviews
Sequel to 'Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around'. A daughter of Starr makes it her mission to find a way to bring MiddleEarth out from under her mother’s spell and back to normal.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 24,794 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/14/2006 - Published: 8/15/2005 - Complete
Evil R Us by Smenzer reviews
Luke, Vader and Palpatine attend a Dark Lords meeting at the Riddle House. Includes Voldemort and Lucius. Funny oneshot with Harry Potter.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,720 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
Penpals by Smenzer reviews
Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader start writing letters to each other, unaware of who the other really is.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 98,865 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 1/1/2006 - Published: 4/13/2004 - Darth Vader, Luke S.
Christmas Songs by darkavatar13 reviews
Christmas might be over but there's always next year but if u want, you could still read my songs and review but the next time i'm updating is 12.13.06 YEAR 2006 incase ur blind!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 5,556 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/27/2005 - Published: 12/22/2005
SURVEY TIME by Christina B reviews
CHP 19 FINALLY UPHave you ever taken one of those annoying surveys on the web? What will happen when the Harry Potter gang fills out one?- ON HIATUS-UP FOR ADOPTION!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,850 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/16/2005 - Published: 6/17/2003 - Complete
The Last Abhorsen by Seeker of the Charter reviews
A morbid little fic that was based on a dream I had. It is about the last ever Abhorsen, and how she came to be the last.
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/21/2005
A Conversation With Vader by Smenzer reviews
A crazy zany story similar to Pranks. Vader has problems with Han, Luke, Leia, Palpy, Mace, Yoda, Shmi, Prince Xizor, ObiWan, QuiGon, Padme and almost every SW character! VERY FUNNY! Read & Review!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 32 - Words: 81,221 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 11/16/2005 - Published: 4/1/2004 - Darth Vader, Han S.
Star Wars Outtakes by Bluecho reviews
Just a bunch of random Star Wars stuff. You saw what happened, now see what might have happened.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/13/2005 - Published: 10/21/2005
The Empire's TV Commercials by Son of Skywalker reviews
We see them on TV everyday. What would happen if the Empire produced them? Read this! Yes it's short, but it is HILARIOUS!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/21/2005 - Darth Vader
Lost and HumiliatedAbe's Revenge by evilrabidplotbunnies reviews
Oneshot, Complete! Hilarious story about Dumbledore involving him getting chased by a chihuahua, a raging bull, a women's nightdress, and an army of McGonagalls! Please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/26/2005 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Lord of the Holy Grail by Ladyofthewoodhomiefoo reviews
Ok..so this is how it goes: A bunch of the Fellowship of the Ring people end up in Monty Python and the Holy Grail, how will King Arthur survive with his abnoxious gang of new knights and one other equally annoying and mysterious character. COMPLETED!
Monty Python - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 20,683 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/7/2005 - Published: 4/13/2004 - Complete
Lunch Anyone by leggylover03 reviews
Estel makes lunch, and Legolas pays the price for it.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,994 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/5/2005 - Legolas, Aragorn
After the End of all Things by Ladyofthewoodhomiefoo reviews
This is a story about what happend after the end of all things. If you don't like Eowyn then this story is not for you. Anyways, read it and review it. This is my first drama romance story, so please give me suggestions! EnjoyIt is completed
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,842 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 8/3/2005 - Published: 2/8/2004 - Complete
Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around by crazyroninchic reviews
Several members of the Fellowship come across a Marysue Legomance. Chaos ensues…A bit of light humor and MS satire. If for nothing else, read to imagine the looks on Leggie’s face…COMPLETED
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 49,741 - Reviews: 2184 - Favs: 826 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 8/3/2005 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Complete
Courage by leggylover03 reviews
Will Thranduil have the courage even in the face of aggression?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Aragorn, Legolas
Revenge by leggylover03 reviews
Elrond finds himself on the receiving end of someone's wrath.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,545 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/19/2005 - Aragorn, Elrond
Journey to Rohan by Celtic Spacey reviews
The Hobbits are fighting, Legolas is hungry and Frodo's being attacked by Ringwraiths. Humour fic, written by my brother. -ONESHOT-
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2005 - Complete
The Stag and the Dragon by Kenya Starflight reviews
Crossover and OoTP AU. It's Harry's fifth year, and a desperate Dumbledore hires a new Dark Arts teacher who might prove to wreak more havoc than Umbridge ever could... Darth Vader.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 21 - Words: 76,240 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 902 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 5/6/2005 - Published: 10/21/2004 - Darth Vader, Harry P. - Complete
The Scruff Factor by JastaElf reviews
How DID Aragorn come to be neat & tidy for Elrond's Council? Ch. 7, The Long Awaited Scruffilogue: in which a squirrely evening is had by all, Dwarves learn not to drop eaves, and Legolas courts doom by going to bed early. This story is finally complete!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,871 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 4/2/2005 - Published: 10/13/2002 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
The Thing That Should Not Have Been by leggylover03 reviews
A parody about Elrond taking the ring for himself, and the madness that ensues
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,977 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2005 - Elrond
The Missing Visine by Belgaer's Voice reviews
Being a tale of the War of the Ring and how its outcome was affected by the shortage of Visine in Mordor and the incompetence of Sauron's various minions.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,517 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/13/2005 - Sauron, Saruman - Complete
Warrior of the Wood by leggylover03 reviews
Haldir's POV when the fellowship came to Lorien and afterwards in Helm's Deep
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,386 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2005 - Haldir
Series of Poems by leggylover03 reviews
A series of poems featuring Lord of the Rings characters.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 80 - Words: 11,291 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 1/22/2005 - Published: 6/23/2003 - Aragorn, Elrond
Some Things Never Change by BloodRedEnd reviews
He meant to hit Ron with the snowball, honest!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/19/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
After All by JastaElf reviews
In a year when everything else seems to have gone poorly, Legolas receives a special gift that helps him right his perspective at Yuletide.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,095 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/26/2004 - Legolas, Gimli - Complete
Just Another Day by leggylover03 reviews
Estel and Legolas return to Imladris, and their mischevious ways.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,121 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/18/2004 - Aragorn, Legolas
The Unforgetable Lunch by leggylover03 reviews
Three elves, one human, and too much wine. What could possibly go wrong?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,049 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/16/2004
Fallen by Irrelevant-Fears reviews
songfics about Harry and the "gang" all From Evanescence fallen cd.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,349 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 9/9/2004 - Published: 7/31/2003
To Die Alone by Dyrim's Voice reviews
A few years after the binding of Orannis, Lirael gets wind that Clayr's Glacier is melting. Determined to set this right, she sets out with a few companions, but little does she know what's waiting for her there...
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,297 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/12/2004 - Published: 6/23/2004
Whose Line Is It Anyways? by Christina B reviews
This is another Whose Line Is It Anyways fic. With Harry, Ron,Hermione, and Draco as the panelists. ON HIATUS- UP FOR ADOPTION!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,584 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/30/2004 - Published: 5/17/2003 - Complete
Broken by Estel Kenobi reviews
-CONCLUDED- A dark past, never forgotton but believed buried, comes back to haunt Legolas. Aragorn tries in what appears to be vain to help him...and as time passes it looks more and more like he will lose his best friend -NO SLASH-
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,301 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/22/2004 - Published: 4/10/2003 - Aragorn, Legolas
Eye of the Storm by Kenya Starflight reviews
Luke Skywalker, Darth Vader, and Boba Fett are stranded on Earth and must befriend a Star Wars fan club to survive.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 97,471 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/11/2004 - Published: 3/21/2004 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
SNAPE'S PROPOSAL LETTER FOR THE DARK ARTS by Sarah Noble reviews
He sends in an application every year...but what does it SAY?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 10,405 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 4/24/2004 - Published: 11/3/2003 - Severus S.
Harry's Howler by RunningWithScissors-182 reviews
I always wondered what would have happened if Harry’s parents had been alive when Harry and Ron flew that car to school, especially if Sirius and Remus were at their house at the time. So consider this an AU story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 115 - Published: 3/6/2004
Don't Tell the Elf by Estel Kenobi reviews
Uh oh....he knows. Poor Gimli. Poor poor Aragorn.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/20/2003 - Gimli, Legolas
Semi Charmed Kind of Life by Beguile reviews
COMPLETE! Trinity's life before the Neb, Morpheus, and Neo. Pre-Matrix.
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,931 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 12/20/2003 - Published: 11/28/2003 - Trinity - Complete
The Allegory of the Cave by Beguile reviews
COMPLETE! When she's shot in an alley, Trinity finds herself a captive of Agent Smith. While a prisoner, she learns a few things about the Matrix, sometimes you need help, and other times, Neo just has to let her live. Post Matrix, Pre Reloaded.
Matrix - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,860 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/24/2003 - Published: 11/8/2003 - Trinity, Smith, A. - Complete
Lord of the Rings meets Star Wars by Vana Telcontar reviews
What happens when our favorite LOTR characters find their way into the world of Star Wars to retrieve the ring? Read and find out! FINISHED
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/12/2003
Harry and Frodo's Big Switch by Christina B reviews
CHAPTER 5 UP When Harry Potter and Frodo Baggins switch bodies they must try to find a way back. Will they succeed? And what part does Voldemort play in this? You will have to read to find out! LOTRHP Crossover- ON HIATUS- UP FOR ADOPTION!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,295 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/8/2003 - Published: 2/22/2003 - Harry P., Frodo B. - Complete
It's Probably me by leggylover03 reviews
A fic about Legolas' strong friendship with Aragorn
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/28/2003 - Aragorn, Legolas
Burning Heart by leggylover03 reviews
Legolas goes in search of Aragorn and finds out he has gotten himself into trouble again
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/26/2003 - Aragorn, Legolas
The Tolkien Conspiracy by Beguile reviews
COMPLETE! Delaney's father was a huge LOTR fanatic, but after he died she couldn't bring herself to look at the books. That all changes when she meets Tobias, who claims to have found a way into Middle Earth.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,091 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 8/23/2003 - Published: 6/15/2003 - Complete
The Mist by leggylover03 reviews
A peaceful day in Imaldris is turned upside down as a strange mist settles onto it’s inhabitants. What is wrong with everyone? Hatred is flying and no one know’s why.-A one shot
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/3/2003 - Complete
Yrael's Song by KibethTheDisreputable reviews
Not really as song, but it's about Yrael's binding to the Charter. From Kibeth's POV. Please R&R!!
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,407 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/15/2003 - Published: 3/30/2003
The Sun In His Hands by JastaElf reviews
Near the end of Aragorn's life he spends a rainy afternoon with Legolas, discussing the past, sealonging, & love... for Ithilien's birthday! A simple edit, nothing particularly new...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,892 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/19/2003 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Ode to the Lightsaber by Tiny Chelle reviews
This is another of my 'Star Wars" song fics. I felt that ppl didn't give the lightsaber enough credit, so I decided to write it a song of praise R/R
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/20/2002
Two Lunatics and a Sith Lord by ihadanepiphany reviews
Vader arrives on Earth, somehow, and meets two students studying for an exam who happen to less than sane. Interested? Then click on the blue letters, you know you want to! I BROKE THREE HUNDRED!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! *clears throat* thanx evry1!!
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 26 - Words: 83,990 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/15/2002 - Published: 5/4/2002
Promises to Keep by JastaElf reviews
6 months after the death of his Queen, King Thranduil tries to celebrate the joys of Yuletide with his grieving sons & subjects. Mild angst & much sweetness. May the Valar bless us, every one!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,441 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/11/2002 - Legolas, Thranduil
Not What It Seems by Estel Kenobi reviews
A series of one shots...but be warned. They might not be about what they first appear to...
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/1/2002 - Published: 10/19/2002
The Twelve things of Star Wars by Tiny Chelle reviews
Sing to tune "The Twelve Days of Christmas" GOOD GUY VERSION UP NOW!!!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 10/17/2002 - Published: 10/8/2002
Therapy by Evadne reviews
Harry and Voldemort get some much needed help...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,057 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 42 - Published: 7/17/2002 - Complete
Not Another Snape is Harry's Father Story by Ariana Deralte reviews
A blatant parody of all the Snape-is-Harry's-father stories that are out there. Hope you all enjoy:)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,934 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 33 - Published: 6/11/2002 - Harry P., Severus S.
Attack of the Viewers by Ariana Deralte reviews
A humourous look at Attack of the Clones. *warning - spoilers*
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,586 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/20/2002
Leaf and Branch by JastaElf reviews
Elrond and his sons assist the Elves of Mirkwood in an attempt to rescue a very young Prince who has been captured by Orcs. MPA Awards Winner &Mithril Awards Finalist... thanks to all who voted! Story is now Complete!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,841 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/3/2002 - Published: 3/27/2002 - Elrond, Legolas - Complete
Daughter Of LothLorien by Astarael Emeritus reviews
Happens in Middle-Earth after the whole one ring mess. An elf from LothLorien discover who she really is among expectations and old conflicts. Please R/R. Chapter 3 up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,117 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/29/2002 - Published: 3/3/2002
The Bridge of (Khazad)'Doom by Ariana Deralte reviews
"What is your name?" "What is your quest?" "What is the velocity of a speeding Nazgul?"
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/25/2002
A Different Ending for The Empire Strikes Back by Dark Side Luke reviews
The title says it all. It's kinda messed up, but I guess that's why it's humor. It's funny though! Please review!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,695 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/28/2001
A Different Ending For Return of the Jedi by Dark Side Luke reviews
The title says it all. I just started writing this not knowing what was going to turn out. My first Star Wars fic. Please be kind!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2001
Monty Python and the Semi-Holy Grail by Neptune1 reviews
Let me guess: You`ve seen the movie 16 times but still hate the ending like me? Click here for the swallow`s perspective...
Monty Python - Rated: K - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/18/2000
A Creed for The New Jedi Order by tpj.kevin reviews
Every profession has a creed. So why not the Jedi?
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/9/2000
Spam:The Meat Menace(Episode One) by tpj.kevin reviews
This is a hamorous look at how Jedi react when faced with 500 cans of SPAM
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/5/2000
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Mickey's Betrayal reviews
Nuff said. Mickey was cheating Rose, pillow fight, you know, the regular stuff... R&R! oh, this is a Shoppe Challenge
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Rose T., Mickey S. - Complete
Randomness With Random Characters & Apple Strudels reviews
Prepare yourselves for randomness. This is probably my 2nd or 3rd story so please R&R!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,180 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Anakin Skywalker
Palpatine's aka Puffypine's Bad Day reviews
Puffypine gets hate mail and prank calls from random characters in random movies... MUST.GET.REVIEWS! I'm not updating til I get over 10 reviews!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,789 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/28/2010 - Published: 5/5/2010 - E. Palpatine, Anakin Skywalker
Victory at last reviews
Victoria used to work with the Autobots but she changed sides. She gave the Decepticons all the information they needed to attack the remaining Autobots. Who will win? R and R!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/28/2010 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Starscream
Orannis Rises Again reviews
The Clayr have Seen a time of darkness Orannis broke free, the new Seven must recreate the Charter and bind It anew... AE of Abhorsen R&R!
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,656 - Reviews: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/28/2010 - Published: 6/18/2010
The Phantom Play reviews
Nemesis, Wolf, Blaze, Jess, and Tigress hear that some people are making a play about the Star Wars series. They force the SW Characters to watch it with them, and the actors butcher the play. AU, 1st in a series of 6. R&R please!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,934 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 7/1/2010
Head's Up reviews
Anakin, Obi-Wan, and Padme are on Mustafar when things turn a little strange... Palpy torture... XD... R&R PLEASE!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,459 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Anakin Skywalker, E. Palpatine - Complete
Harry's DOOM! reviews
Harry has survived the dark lord Voldemort, Molly Weasley yelling at him, Ron betraying him, and the concept of marrying Ginny... can he survive the ultimate task? Can he survive... a trip to the mall? R&R please! Written for a Randawan Assignment
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Broken reviews
Anakin and Padme's thoughts on each other after the Mustafar battle. AU... a bit, song-fic, R&R please! Don't like, don't read. Broken Seether and Evenescence
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 328 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala - Complete
The Prophecy reviews
AU Voldy puts a spell on Hogwarts and whoever says 'the prophecy' in one sentence, is condemmed to respond with 'according to the prophecy' after every sentence or so. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/26/2010 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
When Hell Freezes Over reviews
AE to the ROTJ. virtual plushies of Luke, Anakin, and Vader to whoever can guess the Harry Potter reference!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Luke S., E. Palpatine - Complete
Missing reviews
Legolas' thoughts after the battle on the way to Helms Deep. Song-fic and One-shot. AU PLEASE REVIEW
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
The Clash of the Lightsabers reviews
Anakin broke his lightsaber for the 284th time and when he was fixing it, he melded it with a blue, a green and an orange lightsaber. PRETTY LIGHT SHOW! R&R plz! AU One-shot
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
How to Survive in the LOTR Universe reviews
NOTICE! I am dropping this one for now... may or may not pick it up later...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/13/2010
Where is Our Candy? reviews
Palpatine took the Padawans' candy. AU. One-shot
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/13/2010 - E. Palpatine - Complete
Snake Eyes' Match reviews
Rain Ice, one of Storm Shadows best students has come to get revenge for Storm Shadow. Has Snake Eyes finally met his match? more detailed summary inside
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/13/2010
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