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Joined 12-18-09, id: 2182989, Profile Updated: 11-02-13
Author has written 12 stories for Twilight, Harry Potter, Saint Seiya, Fruits Basket, Professor Layton, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

IF YOU BELIEVE HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG... REPOST THIS
I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.
I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones.
I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school.
It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.
The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMT s stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"
IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG... REPOST THIS

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Dances with Fate by All and Sundry reviews
"It is said that history repeats itself throughout the ages in a never ending cycle". Dark forces follow this path as well... there are some secrets that should never be exposed... : Rebooted in a collaboration with Gweniveve Skyes. Rated for sexual content. Ships include: Trust, Logic, Polar, and Peach.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/3/2014 - Published: 5/4/2011 - [S. Kaiba, Isis I.] [Set, Isis/Aishisu]
Vivons heureux, vivons cachés by LonelyD reviews
Quatre textes, quatre moments de la vie de Thor et Loki et quatre ratings. / THORKI. Recueil terminé.
Thor - Rated: M - French - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,812 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/28/2014 - Published: 2/7/2014 - [Thor, Loki] - Complete
Premières fois by Bouyachaka reviews
La première fois qu'il a fait attention à elle, il tenait sa copie entre les mains. La première fois qu'il a été jaloux, il l'avait trouvée avec un autre. La première fois qu'il l'a embrassée, elle l'a rejeté. La première fois qu'elle l'a embrassé, elle pleurait. Et après, c'est devenu une obsession...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - French - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,154 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/21/2014 - Published: 11/10/2013 - Minerva M., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Come Once Again and Love Me by Jane Krahe reviews
Gretel makes a decision that sets off something new in Hansel, and forces him to examine his feelings for his sister. Trigger Warnings for: discussion of medieval/herbal abortion, brother/sister incest. This is a two-part fic. Second chapter coming soon.
Hansel & Gretel - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,254 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 70 - Published: 2/5/2014 - Hansel, Gretel
qossip qurl by wheresshaquila reviews
an' who am i? if you wanna know read the freakin' story. you know you want me. xoxo qossip qurl A ghetto retelling of the TV show. Lots of cursing. Read it. I dare you.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/20/2013 - Blair, Chuck, Dan, Serena
Ici et maintenant by Aerandir Linaewen reviews
Bien peu des évènements qui se déroulaient à bord de son vaisseau, même les plus minimes, échappaient à l'œil acéré du capitaine. Elle aurait dû se douter que, malgré ses précautions, son cas ne faisait pas exception. /Albator 78/
Captain Harlock - Rated: T - French - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,835 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 7/12/2013 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Harlock/Albator, Meeme/Clio - Complete
Repercussions by Violet's Insomniac reviews
Something happens to Alex and Justin. They knew nothing about love, or what it meant. A mistake, perhaps. Teresa suspected that Justin and Alex would be much more different than most siblings at a very young age. She would watch them grow up together, bickering, until one day she knew they would suffer from repercussions.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,599 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Alex R., Justin R.
Perhaps by Dr.President reviews
When the stresses of being a reluctant superpower become too great, Alfred's former self, who championed imperialism as the answer, rises to the surface.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,130 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 9/9/2012 - America, Vietnam
Tu n'étais pas prêt à changer by Didi Gemini reviews
'Tu es moche, Pansy.' Elle avait baissé les yeux, comme une enfant prise en tord. 'Et te tenir à mon bras te rendra encore plus laide, aux yeux des autres filles.'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - French - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 41,666 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/15/2013 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Pansy P., Hermione G. - Complete
Scorpio: The Blood Saga by sadistic dreamkiller reviews
"Pain? You think that's love?" Itachi brusquely asked Konan. "Do you even know what that means?" —Part 8: Veins of Fire—
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,170 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 11/28/2012 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Itachi U., Konan
The Desolate Heart by fandomfatale reviews
John Blake and Selina Kyle cross paths during Gotham's occupation. Sex and unwanted feelings ensue. Canon compliant/*not* AU. You don't know that you ship it but you actually do. John/Selina, Bruce/Selina. Work In Progress.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,559 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/26/2012 - Published: 8/13/2012 - J. Blake, Selina K./Catwoman
Your love is my drug! by iloveme5895 reviews
Candace used to love to busting her brothers, but maybe there something more to it, and when Candace sees Isabella hitting on Phineas she feels? Rated M for MATURE content. this topic inself is VERY mature, oh and if you dont like, dont read it! F/C
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,848 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Phineas, Candace
Chocolate Silk by strykemeister reviews
A realistic look at Pinescest through Dipper's eyes. A little angsty. Flames are going to be utterly ignored, I don't give a single crap how much you hate twincest.
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Dipper P., Mabel P. - Complete
Can't Sleep by Eophan reviews
Alucard made a mistake, and drops in unexpectedly to tell Integra about it.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,016 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Alucard, Integra - Complete
Eight Hours of Firsts and Lasts by sirrryesssirrr reviews
Jade spends her last eight hours with Tori before the end of the world.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,461 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Jade W., Tori V. - Complete
Pearly Whites by Reverberating Winds reviews
Sometimes, it takes a routine dentist appointment to bring people together. But that doesn't mean it's a good idea to flirt while on Vicodin. AxI
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,826 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Alucard, Integra - Complete
Marooned by JessSwann reviews
Post OST... Jack a laissé Angelica seule sur une île déserte... mais qu'arrive t'il après ?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - French - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Angelica - Complete
Fear Me by WolfyMagician reviews
"All fear the Pumpkin King. Why don't you?" In which we learn that Jack really is a nightmare. Warning: RAPE! But not too graphic... JackSally?
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,083 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Jack S., Sally - Complete
The Snatcher by Madelight reviews
Three-Shot - Hide&Seek. Il est rafleur, c'est une sang-de-bourbe. Que la chasse commence - Fin en ligne.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - French - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,456 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Hermione G., Scabior - Complete
We Blacks by Gamma Orionis reviews
Sirius is taught a family-ordained "lesson" by his cousin. Written for Lost In The Lies' "My Scenario, Your Story" Challenge on the HPFC forum. Blackcest.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Sirius B., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Picture Perfect Love by Catatonic Muse reviews
Written for the 'Cruel and Unusual Pairings' Challenge on BL:TDLML. Kreacher does what he can for his mistress. Warning:Disturbing. Kreacher/Walburga Black's Portrait
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Kreacher, Walburga B. - Complete
My Immortal by xXMidnightEssenceXx reviews
The infamous WORST FANFICTION EVER posted here, unedited, for ur "lulz" -Originally by Tara Gilesbie -Rated M for the "Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time." line! -There is more than 1 chap per page
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,292 - Reviews: 3142 - Favs: 992 - Follows: 342 - Published: 3/16/2011 - OC, Draco M.
Uncharted by Brittany Diamond reviews
The thought of loving a man is more than startling to Watson. Holmes leads the way. Movieverse with book-style tendencies.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,984 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 3/10/2011 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes
The Choice by littlekat1010 reviews
During the battle in the Ministry in Order of the Phoenix, Luna is captured by Death Eater. She is forced to choose from a line of masked Death Eaters which one will be her torturer. Dark, non-con, but not explicit. One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,071 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Lucius M., Luna L. - Complete
Just Pretend by LittLetriXta reviews
"I can't be the prince. I'm you're brother." When they were kids Alex and Justin played make believe all the time, but now that they were older it was getting a lot harder to play pretend. Sexual themes, Incest, oneshot
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,759 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Alex R., Justin R. - Complete
The Kick Inside by anyavioletta reviews
Bellatrix/Sirius. They hated each other with a passion, yet he was the only one who ever truly challenged her; the only one to ever break her. The one who made up her mind for good that she needed to be evil. Oneshot. Language,Inc,SexScene,Abortion
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,155 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Bellatrix L., Sirius B. - Complete
sixty seven degrees of separation by WhenLighteningStrikes reviews
Maybe she should have taken the Beatles way out and told him to hold her hand or something. Justin/Alex
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,331 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Alex R., Justin R. - Complete
former girlfriends and trig by Adria Ember reviews
His aspirin is running low.
Suite Life series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,678 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/1/2010 - London T., Cody M. - Complete
SOS Malefoy ! by Malefoy Heartless reviews
Traumatisée dans son enfance, Hermione est désormais victime de crises d'angoisse incontrôlables lors d'un orage, et ne peut dormir seule. La veille des ASPIC, un orage éclate et la jeune femme est alors prête à tout pour trouver le sommeil... HG/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: K - French - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,910 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Potion Commotion by easytodancewith reviews
Alex/Justin. A love potion meant for Alex's crush gets into the hands of her brother. The dialogue in the first scenes was taken practically verbatim from episode 11, season 1, which this fic was named after but obviously develops quite differently from.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,529 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/4/2010 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Alex R., Justin R. - Complete
Every Rule I Had by catja mikhailovic reviews
Quinn wants a lot of things. The reminder of the last time she wanted something so badly looms in front of her.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,649 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Quinn F., Will S. - Complete
World Without Sanity by SSJ Leia reviews
Caris x Godwyn, horrible crack pairing, with some Merthin-bashing. Not to be taken seriously. Read at your own risk!
World Without End, Ken Follett - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,653 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Complete
It's a Thin Line Between Love and Hate by Momochan reviews
ONESHOT! The thin line between love and hate is a hard path to follow, and Jou is tired of walking it. So what happens when he finally confronts Seto about it? Definite M for lemony freshness. SxJ
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,449 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/19/2010 - S. Kaiba, K. Jounouchi - Complete
Going Home by southern-punk reviews
Drabble about Kagura. Kyo has abandoned her for Tohru. Non-Graphic Suicide. Not suggested for impressionable readers.
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 189 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Kagura S. - Complete
Mistake Laid Bare by Xoitzel reviews
A spell backfires on Justin, causing him to undress his sister... literally. SMUT. JALEX.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Alex R., Justin R. - Complete
Too Bad I'll Have To Kill You by Ms Shay X Pear reviews
Sirius Black has to visit his old family home one more time before he goes on the run... before he attempts to double-bluff Voldemort. He doesn't expect to run into his deranged cousin... Bellatrix Lestrange. Rated M for sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,827 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Bellatrix L., Sirius B. - Complete
Hormones, and the mess they make by eae reviews
A little oneshot about Ginny, her hormones, and the mess they can make of a simple Potions class... GW/SS Rated M for a reason!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,744 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Ginny W., Severus S. - Complete
Unnecessary by Suffocated Entity reviews
C.C. should really listen to Lelouch more often. For the LJ Kinkmeme
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,613 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Lelouch L., C.C. - Complete
Of Broken Promises and the Taste of Freedom by crazy-anonymous reviews
Vaguely, Vietnam wondered if this was what freedom tasted like. If perhaps, the hot waves that crashed through her body and set her skin on fire was what it was like to know that you are truly free. America/Vietnam
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/28/2009 - America - Complete
Integra's School Daze by Metropolis Kid reviews
A young Integra is forced to go to school. Things go from bad to worse when someone else decides to tag along. Poor Integra. Please let me know what you think. Thanks. AU- combines elements from the Anime and Manga. Second half co-written with Ladykirie.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 73,288 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Integra, Alucard - Complete
Bare by Evil-Irish-Wolf reviews
SLASH! The Joker always wondered how he'd feel about Batman after he unmasked him. B/J
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,575 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
Closer by Hushabye reviews
Dominance and weakness. Two very different words- two very similar concepts. Jokachel smut. OneShot.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,395 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Joker, Rachel D. - Complete
How to Write a Bad TDK Romance by Steven 'Janus' Apollo reviews
Look at all those badly-written, poorly characterized Suefics floating about for the Joker! Don't you wish you could make your own and annoy everyone? Well, thanks to this handy step-by-step guide written by moi, now you can!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,222 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Complete
Pedestals by iloveatem reviews
Jounouchi's out to prove that people like Kaiba aren't untouchable gods but are just like everyone else. Kaiba's not about to make it easy for him. KaiJou oneshot
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,627 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/16/2008 - K. Jounouchi, S. Kaiba - Complete
The Caged Beast by DuchessRaven reviews
It was in those first few days of their meeting that their bond formed. Alucard x Young Integra
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,962 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Complete
Instead Of by Ariana Malfoy- Lestrange reviews
Angelina married George, instead of Fred.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,589 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Angelina J., George W. - Complete
Bright the Day by cupid-painted-blind reviews
Twenty facts about Bellatrix Lestrange that she would never speak aloud.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Bellatrix L. - Complete
It Could Be Fun! by NowOrNever reviews
['Oof! Kakeru! Get off of me! Stop'] Kakeru wants something and he's not gonna stop until he gets it... Oneshot
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Yuki S., Kakeru M. - Complete
The Importance of the Night and Being Blind by subaruxkamui4ever reviews
Seto Joey yaoi. The things that seem clear in the day are sometimes lost in the night, and Joey finds that the dark brings a sort of blindness that only Seto can lift. Rated M for a REASON.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,634 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/16/2005 - Published: 7/13/2005 - S. Kaiba, K. Jounouchi
Vision of Love by Chibi AngelStar reviews
After a vision from the Tauk, Isis finds herself in the arms of the last person she'd ever thought of. :: Isis x Bakura equals Exoticshipping! xD
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/5/2005 - Isis I., Yami Bakura
Catharsis by deleria reviews
When Kenshin's guilt won't let him leave Rakuninmura, Kaoru finds herself drawn to the emotional wounds of a man consumed with revenge. Confused by her altruistic gestures, Enishi lets his guard down. His heart latches onto her. Enishi Kaoru
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 67,009 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/5/2004 - Published: 9/23/2003 - [Kaoru, Enishi] - Complete
None of This Should Be Happening! by Ivory Tower reviews
When a perverted item is stolen from Dumbledore's office, he enlists the aide of Hermione and Snape to find it-after he forces them to marry, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,938 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Published: 2/29/2004
Forged of Steel by Celtic Bard reviews
A LegolasEowyn romance. What will happen when shieldmaiden meets Elven warrior? Ch. 2 now up!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,312 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/15/2004 - Published: 12/29/2003 - Legolas, Eowyn
A Whole Lotta Nothing by Jack Thee Arse reviews
LegolasEowyn parody. Chapter the third: Faramir comes on the scene
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,514 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/17/2004 - Published: 2/6/2003 - Eowyn, Legolas
The Silence by Scatterheart reviews
: Legolas awakens in Rohan to overhear a plot for his murder. And now he must capture the traitor… but will he end up falling in love with her instead? Legolas/Eowyn. WIP! Last updated Jan 6.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,483 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/14/2003 - Published: 1/6/2003 - Legolas, Eowyn
Legolas and Aragorn's Journey by Jack Thee Arse reviews
Everyone's fave elf and warrior go off on a journey! *and thus the unholy saga ends...*
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,245 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 49 - Updated: 3/29/2002 - Published: 12/28/2001 - Legolas, Aragorn
Requiem For A Captive Soul by Screaming Ferret reviews
Ex FBI Clarice Starling in Suicide Shock!
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/15/2001 - Complete
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Never tickle a sleeping toad reviews
Tom Riddle's first encounter with one of the most hated characters of the whole series. Crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2014 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Dereliction reviews
1794. England and Seychelles meet for the first time, one week before the first British attack against the French settlers. /Contains non explicit sex/
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,423 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/1/2014 - England/Britain, Seychelles - Complete
Un pas vers le salut reviews
[Ameviet:All Humans] After what happened to Matthew in Vietnam, Alfred is determined to go there himself and see the truth of what is really happening. He will work there as a war correspondent until he finds the answers he is looking for. In the process, he crosses the path of a girl who seems to know more than she should. Unwanted feelings ensue.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,169 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/6/2013 - Published: 11/3/2013 - America, Vietnam
La mémoire du corps reviews
Tandis que Clive expie sa faute en prison, la réapparition du médaillon de Claire change la donne. Le jeune homme se retrouve alors coincé bien malgré lui avec la femme qui l'a sauvé trois ans plus tôt... ou plutôt dix ans dans le futur? Time Travel. Claire/Clive
Professor Layton - Rated: T - French - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Clive/Klaus, Claire
Promiscuité reviews
Lorsque Kakéru et Machi se retrouvent enfermés dans les locaux de l'association des élèves, les choses peuvent rapidement dégénérer...
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - French - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Kakeru M., Machi K.
102 Manières Décalées Pour Asticoter reviews
Liste de 102 manières originales et stupides pour embêter nos amis de Twilight. 3ème liste disponible les amis!
Twilight - Rated: T - French - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,249 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 11/22/2010
Le Prix des Sentiments reviews
1689. A cause des intrigues de sa tante, Bella se retrouve enfermée dans une prison pour femmes afin d'expier un crime qu'elle n'a pas commis. Laissée sans protection, qui la sauvera de ce destin impur? Historique.
Twilight - Rated: M - French - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,872 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Bella, Carlisle
Batrayal reviews
Alone parvient à attirer Sasha dans un traquenard dans le but de la tuer. Mais après toutes ces années, leurs retrouvailles peuvent-elles être si faciles? Lemon.
Saint Seiya - Rated: M - French - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,409 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Sasha, Alone - Complete
Hotel Room reviews
"C'était moi la créature de rêve dans cette pièce, alors pourquoi me faisait-elle cet effet-là ?"
Twilight - Rated: T - French - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,675 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Bella, Rosalie
Beating the Bad House Elf reviews
*Traduction* Attention: Contient des références explicites sur la nécrophile et la pédophilie.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - French - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Voldemort, Dobby - Complete
VAMPIRES versus CAFARD reviews
Alors que Bella s'amuse à marcher seule dans une ruelle sombre, elle rencontre soudain une créature horrible... mais Edward est là pour la sauver du démon mutant, bien sûr!
Twilight - Rated: T - French - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Bella, Edward
Fascinée par leurs Hésitations reviews
Edward et Bella dans toute leur splendeur autour d'une intrigue qui sent bon la tomate.
Twilight - Rated: K - French - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Edward, Bella