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Joined 12-18-09, id: 2183587, Profile Updated: 01-03-14
Author has written 2 stories for Sherlock.

This is my friend's profile on here. She has the most badass profile on this website.

Since I have last updated my profile I have fallen in love with Doctor Who, Sherlock, and Torchwood. I enjoy songs and poems by Tim Minchin (my two favourites being 'Storm' and 'Ten ft Cock and a Few Hundred Virgens').


1. Set your PSP to shuffle.

2. For each question, press the Next button for your answer.

3. Write down the title of the song.

1) What is your motto?
But a Fleeting Illness

2) What do your friends think of you?
PewDiePie Dubstep

3)What do you think about often?
Runaway Train

4) What is 22?
Heaven and Hell

5) What do you think of your best friend?
Seasons of love

6) What do you think about the person you like?
Big Bang Two

7)What is your life story?
Albert Einstein vs Stephen Hawking

8) What do you want to be when you grow up?
Draig Llofrudd

9) What do you think when you see the person you like?
I am The Doctor

10) What do your parents think of you?
Still Not Ginger

11) What will you dance to at your wedding?
Rising Sun

12) What will they play at your funeral?
Right Here Waiting For You

13) What is your hobby/interest?
Mr. Pond

14)What is your biggest secret?

15) What do think of your friends?
I Made it Through the Rain

16) What is the worst thing that could happen?
True Stories

17) How will you die?
At The Beginning

18) What is the one thing you regret?
King of The North

19) What makes you laugh?
Time After Time

20) What makes you cry?
The Doctor is Dying

21) Will you ever get married?
Everything I do I do it For You

22) What scares you the most?
Knock Four Times

23) Does anyone like you?
Forgive Me

24) If you could go back in time, what would you change?
Kiss The Girl

25) What will you post this as?
Friends of The Ood

Omegle Spy conversations:

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!

Question to discuss:

Captain Jack. Harkness or Sparrow?

Stranger 1: harkness fucking sparrow

Stranger 1: you know he would do it

Stranger 2: he really would

Stranger 1: hell hed fuck us if he could

Stranger 1: i would let him

Stranger 2: and why is that?

Stranger 1: do i have to have a reason

Stranger 2: no but i prefer to have one

Stranger 2: just for fun

Stranger 1: i mean really i just would like to sleep with him

Stranger 1: imagine all the tricks he knows in bed

Stranger 2: are u female?

Stranger 1: yes i am

Stranger 2: you see im male so its much different in perpective

Stranger 2: perspective

Stranger 1: oh cool

Stranger 2: yeah lol id probably shoot him if he touched me

Stranger 2: just saying

Stranger 2: he is cool and all but.. you know

Stranger 1: (that wouldnt effect him much)

Stranger 2: that is true

Stranger 1: (plus if you said no i am pretty sure he would stop)

Stranger 2: but now, what IF, he doesn't stop?

Stranger 1: knee him in the nuts

Stranger 1: kick him in the guts

Stranger 2: lol you know your safety don't you

Stranger 1: and then bang his head into your knee and walk away

Stranger 2: well played,

Stranger 1: pretty sure hed get the hint

Stranger 2: yeah he should

Stranger 2: so i don't want to know your age, but are you older than 20?

Stranger 1 has disconnected

Okay, here's the deal; This account used to be for Fanfics, but now, it's simply for fighting the Flamers (Okay, so I'll have fanfics on here. What are the Flamers gonna do? They can't report stories that don't violate the rules, and if their reviews are as bad as they usually are, I can just report them :)). There is nothing they can do to me that hasn't already been done. I'm now going to list every personal thing about myself on my profile so they can't hold it against me or embarrass me if they ever somehow find out.

1. I'm severely Schizophrenic

2. I scratch my wrists very badly

3. I'm on anti-depressants

4. I'm a lesbian (not embarrassed, just so proud that I had to list it. I. LOVE. WOMEN.)

5. I'm a nerd and a geek

6. I can't honestly say that I live in reality

7. I have ADHD

8. I have OCD

9. I have GAD and Social Anxiety

10. I am very over-protective of my amazing little sister (she has an account on here too, but I'm not saying who she is) who is one of the most amazing people I know!

11. I used to be suicidal (and I still kind of am)

12. I'm severely Dyslexic




Damn, that fancy comment took a lot of fahking work! Well, some random stuff about me:

Favorite song:

PewDiePie dubstep

Favorite quotes:

River: What in the name of sanity is on your head?
The Doctor: It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool
-Doctor Who

"I need... ah! Fish fingers and custard!"
-The Doctor

"Faith. In faith there is light enough to see but darkness enough to blind."

"Wow sarcasm, that's original!"
-Dr. Horrible

"There are then million million million million million million million particles in the universe that we can observe. Your mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd!"
-Stephen Hawking

"Say whaaaaaaat?"
-Stewie Griffin

"(while watching On Stranger Tides) Ooooo... Violence!"

"Because geometry is not a country somewhere near France"
-Sherman Alexie

"Naked womanright hand=happy happy joy joy"

"Everybody does it and everybody loves it!"

"Oh my god, it's brown!"
-Some cheerleader

"Hey, do you want a can of... meat?"
-Sherman Alexie

"All ass kicking bruises look like Texas"

"I'm only an alcoholic when I'm drunk."
-Junior's dad

"Grief (greef) n. When you feel so helpless and stupid that you think nothing will ever be right again, and your macaroni and cheese tastes like sawdust, and you can't even jerk off because it seems like to much trouble"
-Sherman Alexie

"This is madness!"
"This is politics"
-Elizabeth and Jack

"I think I have fudge in my pants..."

'BARRELS!!!!!' -PewDiePie

'It's raping time' -Ao Oni purple guy

'Hey there sugar tits =D' -Bro

'You'll never master the art of Chopnese' -Stephano

'I DON'T CARE!' -Irresponsible Dad

'But dad, that was a backflip!'


Trolling Flamers

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS(or about to/want to), so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border

You say Justin Bieber-I say Eminem

You say Lil Wayne-I say Tupac

You say Drake-I say Easy

You say Soulja Boy-I say Biggie

You say Gucci Mane-I say Proof

You say New school-i say shut the fuck up

You say Pop-I scream HipHop

You say Hannah Montana-i fucking punch you in the face

92% of teens have turned to New school and Pop. If you are part of the 8% that still listen to real music,copy and paste this message to your profile. Dont let the real rap die

EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP! (Picks up phone) Hi mommy

Copy & paste

If you should be doing homework right now, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

My popular friends: I got fifty likes on my profile picture!
My pretty friends: I had four guys ask me to prom!
My smart friends: I got A's on all my finals!
Me: I got in a staring contest with my cat today and I won!

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