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This is my friend's profile on here. She has the most badass profile on this website. http://www.fanfiction.net/u/4091635/AristicDeidara
Since I have last updated my profile I have fallen in love with Doctor Who, Sherlock, and Torchwood. I enjoy songs and poems by Tim Minchin (my two favourites being 'Storm' and 'Ten ft Cock and a Few Hundred Virgens').
1. Set your PSP to shuffle.
2. For each question, press the Next button for your answer.
3. Write down the title of the song.
1) What is your motto?
2) What do your friends think of you?
3)What do you think about often?
4) What is 22?
5) What do you think of your best friend?
6) What do you think about the person you like?
7)What is your life story?
8) What do you want to be when you grow up?
9) What do you think when you see the person you like?
10) What do your parents think of you?
11) What will you dance to at your wedding?
12) What will they play at your funeral?
13) What is your hobby/interest?
14)What is your biggest secret?
15) What do think of your friends?
16) What is the worst thing that could happen?
17) How will you die?
19) What makes you laugh?
20) What makes you cry?
21) Will you ever get married?
22) What scares you the most?
23) Does anyone like you?
24) If you could go back in time, what would you change?
25) What will you post this as?
Omegle Spy conversations:
You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Captain Jack. Harkness or Sparrow?
Stranger 1: harkness fucking sparrow
Stranger 1: you know he would do it
Stranger 2: he really would
Stranger 1: hell hed fuck us if he could
Stranger 1: i would let him
Stranger 2: and why is that?
Stranger 1: do i have to have a reason
Stranger 2: no but i prefer to have one
Stranger 2: just for fun
Stranger 1: i mean really i just would like to sleep with him
Stranger 1: imagine all the tricks he knows in bed
Stranger 2: are u female?
Stranger 1: yes i am
Stranger 2: you see im male so its much different in perpective
Stranger 2: perspective
Stranger 1: oh cool
Stranger 2: yeah lol id probably shoot him if he touched me
Stranger 2: just saying
Stranger 2: he is cool and all but.. you know
Stranger 1: (that wouldnt effect him much)
Stranger 2: that is true
Stranger 1: (plus if you said no i am pretty sure he would stop)
Stranger 2: but now, what IF, he doesn't stop?
Stranger 1: knee him in the nuts
Stranger 1: kick him in the guts
Stranger 2: lol you know your safety don't you
Stranger 1: and then bang his head into your knee and walk away
Stranger 2: well played,
Stranger 1: pretty sure hed get the hint
Stranger 2: yeah he should
Stranger 2: so i don't want to know your age, but are you older than 20?
Stranger 1 has disconnected
Okay, here's the deal; This account used to be for Fanfics, but now, it's simply for fighting the Flamers (Okay, so I'll have fanfics on here. What are the Flamers gonna do? They can't report stories that don't violate the rules, and if their reviews are as bad as they usually are, I can just report them :)). There is nothing they can do to me that hasn't already been done. I'm now going to list every personal thing about myself on my profile so they can't hold it against me or embarrass me if they ever somehow find out.
1. I'm severely Schizophrenic
2. I scratch my wrists very badly
3. I'm on anti-depressants
4. I'm a lesbian (not embarrassed, just so proud that I had to list it. I. LOVE. WOMEN.)
5. I'm a nerd and a geek
6. I can't honestly say that I live in reality
7. I have ADHD
8. I have OCD
9. I have GAD and Social Anxiety
10. I am very over-protective of my amazing little sister (she has an account on here too, but I'm not saying who she is) who is one of the most amazing people I know!
11. I used to be suicidal (and I still kind of am)
12. I'm severely Dyslexic
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Damn, that fancy comment took a lot of fahking work! Well, some random stuff about me:
River: What in the name of sanity is on your head?
"I need... ah! Fish fingers and custard!"
"Faith. In faith there is light enough to see but darkness enough to blind."
"Wow sarcasm, that's original!"
"There are then million million million million million million million particles in the universe that we can observe. Your mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd!"
"(while watching On Stranger Tides) Ooooo... Violence!"
"Because geometry is not a country somewhere near France"
"Naked womanright hand=happy happy joy joy"
"Everybody does it and everybody loves it!"
"Oh my god, it's brown!"
"Hey, do you want a can of... meat?"
"All ass kicking bruises look like Texas"
"I'm only an alcoholic when I'm drunk."
"Grief (greef) n. When you feel so helpless and stupid that you think nothing will ever be right again, and your macaroni and cheese tastes like sawdust, and you can't even jerk off because it seems like to much trouble"
"This is madness!"
"I think I have fudge in my pants..."
'It's raping time' -Ao Oni purple guy
'Hey there sugar tits =D' -Bro
'You'll never master the art of Chopnese' -Stephano
'I DON'T CARE!' -Irresponsible Dad
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
You say Justin Bieber-I say Eminem
You say Lil Wayne-I say Tupac
You say Drake-I say Easy
You say Soulja Boy-I say Biggie
You say Gucci Mane-I say Proof
You say New school-i say shut the fuck up
You say Pop-I scream HipHop
You say Hannah Montana-i fucking punch you in the face
92% of teens have turned to New school and Pop. If you are part of the 8% that still listen to real music,copy and paste this message to your profile. Dont let the real rap die
EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP! (Picks up phone) Hi mommy
Copy & paste
If you should be doing homework right now, copy this into your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.
My popular friends: I got fifty likes on my profile picture!