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Author has written 13 stories for Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack, Ed, Edd n Eddy, Legend of Zelda, Star Wars, Twilight, Parodies and Spoofs, Avatar: Last Airbender, My Little Pony, Maximum Ride, and Last Unicorn.

I hate bad grammer, out-of-charecter charecters, misspelled words and boring plots. I will judge accordingly.

Also, if you're a stoner or use any type of illegal drug, stop reading my work right now! I refuse to share my work with the heartless bastards who allow innocent mexicans die daily!

List twelve of your favorite charecters from your fandom, in no particular order.

Somehow, charecters with the name Ed keep turning up in good pieces of fiction (Twilight notwithstanding.) So tonight, I'm going to do a list of Eds

1. Ed (Ed, Edd, N Eddy)

Ok, easy . . .

2. Edd (Same)

I love lists.

3. Eddy (same)

4. Edd (Eddsworld)

5. Edward scissorhands (Title)

6. Edward Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist)

Wonder what this is for?

7. Edward Cullen (The worst piece of monkey turds ever published in novel form, AKA Twilight.)

8. Edward Wong Hau Pepulu Tivruskii the Fourth (Cowboy Bebop)

9. Edwardo (Fosters home for imaginary friends.)

10. Mr. Ed (Title)

11. Ed the hyena (The Lion King)

12. Oedipus Rex (Title)

Well, that was fun. now what?

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

It probably exists, duee to both being popular media, although it would be disturbing beyond all reason. Unless, of couse, their relationship is platonic.

2.Do you think four is hot? How hot?

Holy rock in a hard place! Not really, considering he's merely British animation. He is funny though . . . .

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

So he went from fucking his mom to fucking an underaged girl? Seriously, king or not, I'd haft to kick the shit out of him. Nobody impregnates a little girl that awsome without reprocusions.

4.Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Absolutely not, they'd either be too fluffy or too depressing. But I might read one now just for the hell of it.

5.Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Finally, We've run into the ho-yay. Judging from what each of them likes in a suitor (Blondes that are as tough as nails for Double d and reliable friends who can fix metal stuff for Elric) I could see it working, just so long as the age gap is somehow adressed.

6.Five/nine or Five/Ten? Why?

I'll go with Scissorhands/Edwardo since all that fur would give him something to do. The latter would be horrifying until we look on Scissorhads' face when he finds the horse he's screwing is shouting "Rape!" in perfect english.

7.What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Somehow I'm not suprised that Edward Cullen would want to watch such a thing, but knowing him he probably won't try and stop the convicted pedophile (See number 3) from raping a child genius and thus scarring him for life. In fact, knowing Edward's tendancy for rape, he might join in.

8. Make up a summery for a Three/Ten fic.

He was a conman with nothing to lose, and he was a horse with everything to say. Togeather they would blaze a trail never traveled before and sing a song no man or beast had ever sung before . . . or since.

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

God, I wish! That would be the cutest thing on this website. They're the same age, they're both ditz's, and Ed would absolutely love the Bebop.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/confort fic.

Thank God it's finally over!, told from Bella's perspective after she marries Oedipus after he Killed Edward. and now it's disgusting.

11. anyone on your friend's list read Three yet?

I don't really keep friend's lists, since the internet can be rife with imposters. But I'm sure someone on this website reads Fics on Eddy.

12. Does any one on your friend's list write or draw Eleven?

"Hey everybody: draw a retarded hyena from the Disney Co." hehe . . . no.

13. Would anyone on your friend's list write Two/Four/Five?

I wish they'd do this too. That would be the most intellectual yet comedic fic ever. I would subscribe to it in a minute's notice.

14. If you wrote a Song-fic about eight, what song would you choose?

The song from the Royco cup of soup commercial, I can so see her re-enacting that.

15.If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve, what would your warning be?

Warning: Oh Yes, there Will be Ho-yay. And . . . Momma-fuckers, but that's trivial.

16. When was the last time you've read a fic about Five?

Never, really. I've never even seen the movie. I'll probably haft to see it soon though, considering my friends obsession with these types of movies.

17. (1) and(7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot-one night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advise of (5) and finds true love with (3).

Dammit Edward Cullen, keep your filthy vampire hands off my childhood! I'm not even going to start with the interesting aspects were missing from missing the british comedian partnering up with a mexican Eldrich abomination for good. Also, Ed, stop having sex with wild animals! That's how Aids began! And not that dating a king years older than you is much better. And thus the slightly-emo human shredder sets him on the right path with his greedy best friend who might or might not have shown homoerotic tendencies towards another charecter in the show.

What name would you give this fic?

A random Ed-ever

18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was cannon?

NOOOOOOOO. NO! NOoooooo! N-O! No-ho-ho-ho! nononononononononononono no no no no No No NO NO NO NO No

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    For Want of a Scar by MegaBob452 reviews
    Prince Zuko kept his mouth shut during that war meeting. He never disrespected his father. Never faced him in Agni Kai. He was never scarred. Zuko never hunted the Avatar. Without Zuko driving him forward, Aang's journey takes a different turn.
    Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 145,454 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 12/10/2013 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Complete
    Life in This New World by Proper Prose reviews
    After an unknown event kills three-fourths of the planet, the Eds struggle to survive in a harsh world. But as they take on more jobs, their fates become entangled with the rest of the world. But what sacrifices will they make?
    Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,154 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Edd, Marie
    Right Beside You by blueflower1594 reviews
    No matter how many times he annoyed her, Coraline would always stick with Wybie. No matter how many times she mocked him, Wybie would always follow Coraline anywhere. They had a unique friendship that no one could break. Not even the Beldam!..Right?
    Coraline - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,632 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Coraline J., Wybie L. - Complete
    Invincible by JNC96 reviews
    Named after the Michael Jackson album of the same name. A bi-racial German soldier is sent to the Avatar universe on accident, and meets our favorite Fire Nation princess, and they grow to like each other.
    Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,646 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Azula
    The Return by arizony reviews
    There have been several authors who have written stories to explain what happened between Katara and Aang immediately after Ozai and Azula were vanquished. This is my offering on the subject. I don't own Avatar: the Last Airbender or characters.
    Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,796 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Katara, Aang
    Life's Journey by Mildly Rabid reviews
    Will you travel with me? Four years after the war has ended, the Gaang's adult lives have just begun... A bunch of one-shots that weave a story. All canon pairings. First chapter is up!
    Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,116 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Katara, Aang
    Overlord of the Land by Lightweight reviews
    (THIS IS ZOoL CLASSIC. THIS VERSION WILL REMAIN UNCHANGED FROM ITS LAST MAJOR UPDATE IN 2011) The time has come for Link and Tetra to build Hyrule anew. But does Tetra even want to face her heritage? And do they have a chance to fulfill destiny when their "promised" land is already inhabited and governed? Update: COMPLETE!
    Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 190,956 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Link, Tetra - Complete
    The Wolves of Earth and Sun by godofmadness43 reviews
    My name is Ishimaru 'Okami' Takeshi, one day i find a wolf mask and i'm suddenly sucked in an adventure with a wolf goddess, a talking bug, and many others as i help save Nippon. But i also learn a dark secret about my past. summary inside. DISCONTINUED!
    Okami - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 76,712 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/17/2010 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Amaterasu
    Hero or Villain by IGAF-kun reviews
    Where is the line that separates Hero & Villain? The Titans learn that there is more to an enemy than meets the eye when a warrior comes to Earth to kill Raven. On hold for rewrite
    Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,376 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 11/6/2005 - Published: 7/29/2005 - Raven
    A Romance of Errors by Julian Amici reviews
    What if Naruto found ot Sasuke's biggest secret? Shonenai NejiSasu Nonexplicit OneShot
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/17/2005 - Sasuke U., Neji H. - Complete
    Reminiscence by Kenya Starflight reviews
    Calvin is all grown up... how has the passage of time affected him and those around him? My first nonStar Wars fic!
    Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,516 - Reviews: 765 - Favs: 2,147 - Follows: 205 - Published: 9/7/2004 - Calvin, Hobbes - Complete
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    The Ultimate Zelda Challenge reviews
    3 months. 25 years. 16 games CD-I games not in the lexicon . 25 poems/ short stories. Many Ideas. One author to tie them togeather. Zelda fans, do we have what it takes to tribute our favorite game series? I CAN'T HEAR YOU! DO WE HAVE WHAT IT TAKES!
    Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,005 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/21/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011
    The Legend of Zelda:The Edwaker Reuploded reviews
    Now with shorter chapters for short attention spans. What was I talking about again? Oh yeah, my story! Join Ed, Edd, Eddy, Tetra, the king of red lions and everyone else on an adventure that's as fun as is it is compleatly crazy!
    Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 70,696 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 2/6/2010
    All the Colors of the Sunset
    As a hippocampus, aka seapony, one is confined to a life in the sea; sometimes destiny-bound to it. Magic exists to allow one such pony on to land, but those who grant it have their own dark designs. OC-oriented FiM story, if you couldn't tell.
    My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,175 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/22/2011
    The Legacy of the Bandit reviews
    ATLA left so many open questions about the Bei-Fongs: How did they gain their wealth, how was toph able to escape home and get lost in a tunnel with badgermoles, and why is Toph's view on the world so wildly different than her parents? A prequel for such.
    Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Crime/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,943 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Toph
    No weasel's an island reviews
    Flapjack alone makes it to candy island, only to realize it's not as good as everyone says it is. He does however meet an interesting new mentor and learn the world's ripe with other greater adventures . . . including the one that will get him home.
    Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,069 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 12/26/2009
    the Legend of Nester
    This is a retaliation to My Inner Life that shows that a Zelda fic is best when it doesn't suck, the charecters are flawed and it isn't retarded. It also explains Ordona's place in OoT.
    Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,523 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Sheik, Link
    Two brothers and their Donkeys
    This is a fable that I just had the urge to write while reading about our current president and remembering our former, more respectful one. I didn't know where else to put fables, so I chose here. Rated T for violent ownage.
    Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Complete
    No love for the strong reviews
    A poem about the most overlooked and under-appriciated charecter in the story. I'm not team Edward or team Jacob, I'm team Chev.
    Twilight - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Bella - Complete
    The Last Ed reviews
    It started with a Middle ages play assignment and a prototype time machine, but it ended in a life-changing journey of magic, hope, and tacos. Will the Eds get home safely? how? Why are there hills in Holland? Find out here!
    Crossover - Ed, Edd n Eddy & Last Unicorn - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,812 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 5/5/2010
    December 21, 2012 reviews
    According to every religion on earth, the world will end on this day. A neiborhood is torn apart . . . and yet brought togeather on this day.
    Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,800 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Edd
    Another day, another adventure reviews
    so you think you know the Legend of Zelda:the Wind Waker, do you? you don't know the Awsome half of it. hint:Pov change!
    Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,437 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Tetra, Link
    The legend of Zelda: Blade of Light reviews
    Quickly, think of two things every nerd in the world enjoys. Now combine them tastefully. Now read this and discover why that would be the coolest thing ever. It's kinda ironic, but I don't really like Star wars . . .
    Crossover - Star Wars & Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,395 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/1/2010 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Byrne
    Maximum Ed reviews
    We all know the Eds:Sweet, simple, funny. Now strip away there entire childhood and add animal genes. Get the picture? The flock will play a role in this!
    Crossover - Ed, Edd n Eddy & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,008 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Edd