Author has written 9 stories for Naruto, Danny Phantom, Harry Potter, xxxHOLiC, Batman the Animated Series, Devil May Cry, Resident Evil, Supernatural, Vampire Knight, Maximum Ride, Smoke Trilogy, Trinity Blood, and D.Gray-Man.
Hi there I'm D.C. and as is obvious I am a young cat lady who may or may not gouge your eyes out. *o*
The was a young man and he'd just bought a new sports car and was taking his girlfriend out for a spin, he wasn't driving very fast so his girlfriend said "for every 20k's you speed up I'll take off an item of clothing" the man agreed and speed up, off came her shirt, he speed up some more off came her shoes and socks, more and off came her pants now at 20k's faster than that! and off came her bra and undies, he was very excited and driving faster than he ever had before, that when the brakes failed and he lost control and swerved and hit a tree, thankfully they both survived but the man was stuck "what do we do!" the girlfriend squealed, "you’re not stuck so go out the road and get help" "but what do I wear!" "hum good point, here" the man said squirming around and taking off his shoe "put this between your legs" so she did and was standing by the side of the road trying to get someone to pull over, finally a truck did, the driver came over to her sore her balling in tears and said "what’s the matter darling" "it’s my boyfriend he's... he's stuck!" the truck driver looked at her then down at the shoe and said "darling if he's that far in I'm afraid he's a goner"
That is all. -D.C. \o o/
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