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Hailo :) My name is Sarah (Sarahbeara) I love all things Twilight :D And this little obsession with The Jonas Brothers :O I love pretty much all music but i cant stand death metal. My Favourite bands are Green Day, Cobra Starship, My Chemical Romance.

I love reading FanFictions, My Friends Evie and Paige a.k.a Isabella.Cullen.Black got me into them and now im completey Obsesed, Its like my own personal drug LOL...Note the reference Haha

I Dont Write Fanfictions i suck at writing...but you never know maybe one day a miricle will happen and i'll write one, dont expect anthing fantastic.i will be amazed if i could even finsh one chapter Haha.

on a last note ( if you've been bothered to read the babble that i call my Profile) I recomend all the stories in my Favourites THEIR AWESOME!

I Love J.O.N.A.S

Friends, Bones, Desperate Housewifes, House, Big Bang Theory, Survivour and soo much more :D

Lessons Learned in Twilight:

1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True love knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Eve
n eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about more than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. Space heaters can be very annoying.
30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise

If someone mentions Twilight, you can go on for hours talking about it, copy this to your profile.

If your friends are considering torturing you to stop you talking about a fictional character, copy and paste this onto your profile.

There is nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and paste it in your profile.

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

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The Story of Claire and Quil by Little Pine reviews
Quil and Claire's story, from their imprint to their happily ever after. Written in both perspectives.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,067 - Reviews: 1405 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Claire, Quil Jr. - Complete
The Education of Professor Cullen by sheviking reviews
College professor Edward Cullen is thoroughly annoyed by his student Ms. Swan. Everything about her bothers him, and he longs for the semester to be over. But what happens when he meets her one night when they aren't in school?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 10729 - Favs: 9,278 - Follows: 7,007 - Updated: 12/19/2014 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Things Chad Dylan Cooper Will Never Do by lifeisveryshortsoami reviews
An episode by episode account of things THE Chad Dylan Cooper would never do...Or, at least, that's what he thinks at first. There might be one person who can make him do the unthinkable.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 165,189 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 7/20/2014 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Comedy Of Romeo And Juliet by Iamnotcomplete reviews
Rebelious trust fund baby Edward Masen and strong willed Bella Swan, two complete opposites, are thrown together during a theatre project and things become... complicated. "Now join your hands, and with your hands your hearts" AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 90,511 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 5/2/2014 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Blind to You by angels.02.music reviews
What if you find out that your closest friend is your enemy? Seddie! Full Summary inside! Story way better than summary. I do not own iCarly… at all, or my inspiration to this story... or converse.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 27,446 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 12/3/2013 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P.
A Birdhouse Beginning by my untold fairy-tale reviews
It was the last day of camp, he wanted a birdhouse and she offered to help. The guitarist of Connect 3 and one of his fans spend a day together and form a friendship that could become much more. Jason/OC. Rated T just to be safe. Does not include CR2.
Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 212,518 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 3/24/2013 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Jason
Daylight by Becca Austen reviews
Seven years after "Breaking Dawn," Renesmee Cullen's a high school senior. All her life, decisions have been made for her, decisions she never questioned. Until now. On the precipice of adulthood, Nessie must blaze her own path to happiness. Will she succeed?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 61 - Words: 173,104 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Anatomy of a Human by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Companion to Only Human. Edward's young life is irreversibly altered when a mysterious girl in strange clothing stumbles into his world. Now complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,142 - Reviews: 2048 - Favs: 2,118 - Follows: 1,658 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I Hate Everything About You by hillroy reviews
He's the school player, and she's the new girl from Phoenix. He's a jerk, she's hardheaded. The last thing anybody expects is for these two to fall in love, especially since they undeniably hate eachother. All Human. OOC. BxE.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,198 - Reviews: 712 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 696 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 3/10/2008
Diamonds are forever by OhPenelope5446 reviews
A modern day arranged marriage to merge the Cullen and Swan family businesses throws Edward and Bella's lives into chaos. Can E&B find love once they're forced together? Lemons eventually. AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 57,054 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 559 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Bella, Edward
Online Offline by lgmrkm reviews
Bella is being forced into a future she doesn't want. Her only true friend and confidante is a boy online whose name she doesn't even know. When she moves from San Francisco to Forks her online and offline world collide. Better sum inside. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 292,424 - Reviews: 740 - Favs: 877 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Resident Geek by cdunbar reviews
Geeky Edward thinks he has absolutely no shot with the popular, beautiful Bella. Is he right, or will she be one of the many girls who thinks geeks make for better lovers? M for language, sexuality, and some underage drinking. A little OOC...ok, a lot OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 95,911 - Reviews: 5487 - Favs: 6,773 - Follows: 5,234 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Twenty Seconds by caspianandsusan4ever reviews
Sometimes, all it takes is twenty seconds of insane courage for an entire lifetime to seem worth something. Suspian.One-shot.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,168 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Caspian X, Susan Pevensie - Complete
Voices That Want to be Heard by Alasiel reviews
Claire Posey has always pushed people away, until finally, someone pushes back.... ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 18,596 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/30/2011 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Claire, Quil Jr.
Greek to Grandad by Charlotte-xoxo reviews
Edward's life has moved on. He and Bella thought that their high school days were over. They were wrong! Because there are some things that have a knack of coming back to haunt you! Will their love survive the oncoming storm? Sequel to 'Geek to Greek'.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,271 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The best thing comes to those who wait! by Imprinting Magic reviews
Paul has been treating Joey like dirt since she moved to La Push a year ago. What happens when he imprints on the girl that he has already broken himself.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 39,448 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Paul, Embry
Just call me Shameless by OhPenelope5446 reviews
"I cannot name this, I cannot explain this, and I really don't want to just call me shameless. I can't even slow this down let alone stop this and I keep looking around, but I cannot top this.." Ani DiFranco Lets see... Lemons, Cannon, AH, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 57,364 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Home For Christmas by bemyhoneybee reviews
Bella fears admitting to her parents that she is still single. On her return home for Christmas, she stumbles into a man. Literally toppling over him and kissing him senseless in front of her parents. Oh, Bella is definitely home for Christmas. AU AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,016 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 12/21/2009
Stregone Benefice by saturnssons reviews
The epic love story between Carlisle and Esme...how it all began. Special appearance by Edward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,072 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
The Wedding Party by spanglemaker9 reviews
The perfect person appears at the worst possible moment, and one unforgettable encounter changes everything. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 192,619 - Reviews: 9495 - Favs: 6,735 - Follows: 3,783 - Updated: 11/3/2010 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
10 Ways To Annoy The Twilight Characters by Donut37 reviews
Was originally called '10 Ways To Annoy Jacob Black'. Just some funny ways to annoy your favourite Twilight characters. Enjoy !
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 3,651 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/25/2010 - Published: 12/16/2009
The Way we Were by Sylvia Cullen reviews
Bella Swan and the Cullens are best friends until Bella moves away at age 13. After some unexpected events,Bella reunites with the Cullens once again in college.Old flames seem to re-ignite and so does the drama.AH AU.Canon Pairings
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 149,045 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love in an Elevator by OhPenelope5446 reviews
Bella had a bad day and Edward is there to make it better. Smutty O/S written for Cherieblossum's birthday!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,377 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Crystal Claire by iamcrafty reviews
Quil?" "Yes, Claire?" "Why do you always hang out with me?" "I like hanging out with you, Claire." "Wouldn't you rather hang out with people your age, or whatever?" "No, Claire. I would much rather hang out with you."
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 49,052 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Quil Jr., Claire - Complete
Electricity by Taylor.Erin.Leigh reviews
Rosalie and Emmett's first day at a new High School. Oneshot. Very Mild Lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,281 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
Teach Me Love Or Teach Me Lust? by fitzpleasures reviews
Mitchie Just Wanted To Teach Shane Chemistry. Shane Just Wanted To Have A Little Fun With His Tutor. Will They Teach Each Other Love or Will It Just Be Lust? Better Than It Sounds! ShanexMitchie
Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,851 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Shane G., Mitchie T. - Complete
Noticed by iamcrafty reviews
Jared is easily jealous and Kim may have to move to Seattle. Turns out they're suited quite well for each other.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,428 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/4/2010 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Jared, Kim
Guessing Games by Xtina316 reviews
Edward, Emmett and Jasper have been talking with three girls online for over 6 months. Coming up with a game called "Guess Who" they find out each others identities. Read to find out who the three mysterious girls are.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,785 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Complete
Only Human by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Complete. A wish sends Bella back in time to Chicago, 1918, and to a human Edward. This story is baby-free.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,635 - Reviews: 5960 - Favs: 9,964 - Follows: 2,591 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hell with an Angel by Taylor.Erin.Leigh reviews
“Hell’s not so bad if you get to keep an angel with you.” The start of Rosalie and Emmett's forever. Rated M for slight lemon in the last chapter.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,856 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
Gravity by fersuremaybe16 reviews
Bella's always been in the background. Well, the background of a certain vampire's life, at least. After knowing him for over 70 years, she's always been "the 'lil sis". Is it because she's only a hybrid, or because he hasn't realized his love for her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,797 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Bella, Edward
Geek to Greek by Charlotte-xoxo reviews
A geeky Edward is convinced that when it comes to best friend Bella he doesnt stand a chance... until he finds a magazine article that begs to differ. Going back to school after Spring Break he has an all new image, but is it enough to win Bella's heart?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,175 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Claire's Questions by LittleBuddha reviews
Claire learns about "the birds and the bees" at school. How does Quil react when she gets home and starts asking him questions? As she gets older, how does he deal with the questions of a teenage girl? Rated T for later chapters
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,130 - Reviews: 891 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Quil Jr., Claire
Friends and Boys, what are you going to do! by NUMBER1TWILIGHTFAN reviews
Bella is the top model in the world and becomes friends with her stylist and photographer. Her two friends fall in love but Bella hasn't and she feels left out, untill she meets someone very special but he doesn't like her back, will she win him over!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,976 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Bella, Edward
I Carry Your Heart With Me by Amethyst Jackson reviews
AU, AH, pre-Twilight. Bella volunteers to give Renee some alone time with her new boyfriend and spend the summer in Forks. She doesn’t count on meeting Edward, the sexy and soulful musician. A one-shot written for the Summer SmutDown.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,955 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 937 - Follows: 158 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sonny With a Chance of a Mitt Match by my untold fairy-tale reviews
No, the title is not a typo. Sonny and Chad have been dating for a couple of years, this fluffy oneshot is what happens when Sonny is making dinner and Chad decides to hold her oven mitt hostage. Channy
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,298 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
High Heels and Runaway Frisbees by enamors reviews
Bella shares a very passionate and public kiss with a handsome, bronze haired stranger. Edward/Bella AU/AH one shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 5271 - Favs: 4,824 - Follows: 4,126 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Nightmares by Amelia Bedelia reviews
After Claire is exposed to the truth behind the wolves' existence in La Push - to hunt down vampires - she returns home and has a horrible nightmare. When she wakes up, it's only to find a certain someone sneaking into her bedroom. Quil/Claire One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,998 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Claire, Quil Jr. - Complete
Against the Pull of Gravity by Rosybud reviews
Quil has always been there for Claire. He's her best friend, her protector, and though she believes it's impossible, she wants more. But in a world where legends are real, the path to true love is not easy — even when it's destined. Quil/Claire.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 98,576 - Reviews: 1151 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Quil Jr., Claire - Complete
The Eddy Series by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Edward buys Bella a kitten. Chaos ensues.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 112 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Complete
My 16th Birthday reviews
Claire's finally 16.But what happens when she doesnt want to celebrate it? is it because That someone special isn't there to share it with her?.Quil Jr and Claire FIRST FANFICTION
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,171 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Quil Jr., Claire