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Hey, I'm sexy-biker-voice.

I swear no one reads profiles these days so I'll be short and sweet. Severus Snape should not have died and Molly Weasley saying "not my daughter you bitch!" was the greatest line in the seventh book.

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A Place for Warriors by owlsaway reviews
Dumbledore locks Harry and Snape in the Room of Requirement. Harry's magic works, and Snape's doesn't. Will they kill each other? No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 114,507 - Reviews: 1598 - Favs: 1,906 - Follows: 1,056 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The PWord by Paisley Snail reviews
This story was written as a gift for Natasnape for the 2010 SS/HG Exchange. The prompts are within, but as a hint, "Priapism, n. Pathology. continuous, usually nonsexual erection of the penis, esp. due to disease."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,624 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Occluded Soul by Aurette reviews
Severus Snape did what he thought he needed to do to get the job done and broke himself. Years later, Hermione Granger realizes that he had been counting on her to fix him. Dark, SS/HG. AU after HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 87,039 - Reviews: 1413 - Favs: 1,431 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 10/22/2010 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Problem with Purity by Phoenix.Writing reviews
As Hermione, Harry, and Ron are about to begin their seventh and final year at Hogwarts, they learn some surprising and dangerous information regarding what it means to be Pure in the wizarding world. HG/SS with H/D. AU after OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 62 - Words: 638,037 - Reviews: 4893 - Favs: 4,351 - Follows: 1,316 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Poor of God by kilara25 reviews
After Snape's visit to Surrey, Harry writes him a thank you letter that triggers an extended correspondence between the two of them. Sequel to The Guiltless.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 103,741 - Reviews: 1315 - Favs: 1,944 - Follows: 1,040 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Fate Worse Than Death by nosleep3 reviews
New Moon AU, E/B. After Edward leaves her, Bella's haze and her danger magnet lead her down a path of abandonment, insanity, and the very edge of death. How do the pieces of her life fit back together again? Full summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 116,935 - Reviews: 948 - Favs: 994 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Care of Magical Creatures by mia madwyn reviews
MLC-Seventh Year student Hermione Granger decides to marry the one eligible wizard who did not ask for her-the horrid but powerful Severus Snape. Angst, humor and lemons. Award Winner COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 67 - Words: 300,379 - Reviews: 3430 - Favs: 3,627 - Follows: 1,152 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Genuine Article by SnapeSeraphin reviews
Misunderstandings, a jealous ex-wife, mixed messages and a fake ring form the key players in this romantic tale, where all's well that ends well. LM/HG, rated M to be on the safe side.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,074 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Lucius M., Hermione G. - Complete
Anger Management by shadowarwen reviews
In the week immediately following the Tri-Wizard tournament, Harry is having issues dealing with the death of Cedric. When his ever changing mood swings begin to concern the staff, Snape is brought in to ‘help’ Harry with his problems. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 43,458 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 674 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 10/15/2008 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
In Safe Hands by FoolishWishmaker reviews
Snape rescues Harry from the Dursleys. Because every author must write one of these. A routine check of the wards at the Dursleys residence turns into something not routine at all. Totally AU. Pre-Hogwarts. Slash RL/SB. Complete for now.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,453 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 55 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
The Nine Year etc Plan by mia madwyn reviews
Snape didn’t die and is headmaster at Hogwarts. Hermione has split from Ron who can keep any kids if there are any and she is teaching at Hogwarts. Snape has no qualms about exploiting his position as the boss to get what he wants – Hermione. Humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,393 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Better Angels by lmk05 reviews
When James Potter rescues his rival from a slavery, he doesn't understand the responsibility he is taking on. Can a confused and resentful fifth year overcome his old animosity to help his former rival? Can an abused Snape accept his new role?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 68,631 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 6/20/2005 - Severus S., James P. - Complete
The Fourth Year by Caligryphy reviews
SnapeHarry, HBP compliant. Snape is Harry's prisoner. An unforeseen event changes their relationship. Or has it already been changing?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 42,037 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/29/2006 - Published: 1/20/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Prisoner by Drusillas Little Boot reviews
Then they'd handed me over to Bellatrix Lestrange, who'd then given me to Snape. I'd thought it a blessing at the time. I thought we were almost friends everything you ever said to me was a lie. ...What if the Dark Lord won? HGSS, not HBP compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 45,325 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 1/20/2006 - Published: 12/19/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Prometheus Bound by Dius Corvus reviews
Harry survives an unbearable summer and returns to Hogwarts to learn secrets about himself that he really could have done without. He’s lost his sight, all illusions about his parentage, and now will he lose himself? COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 172,430 - Reviews: 1354 - Favs: 1,895 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 8/13/2005 - Published: 4/7/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Surreality by Perse reviews
Harry begins to have vivid dreams...happy dreams, showing what his life might have been like with his parents. But Dumbledore and Snape think this is the Dark Lord’s doing, and that it needs to be undone. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,315 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 797 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 7/14/2005 - Published: 1/14/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
When It Rains reviews
After Edward left, Bella was kidnapped and tortured. Fortunately Alice saw her. Unfortunately, it was a year after she was taken. There might not be a Bella left to save. Warning: abuse of all kinds, OC, OOC Bella For good reason No Jacob. M to be safe.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,024 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 7/3/2012 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Bella, Edward