Author has written 21 stories for Maximum Ride, Blood Ninja series, Zombie Survival Guide, Legend of Zelda, Pokémon, Misc. Books, Harry Potter, Doctor Who, Supernatural, Screenplays, and Teen Wolf.
Hi...Well, this is awkward. See, we deleted our entire profile because it was really freaking bad, and now we don't know where to start.
Lets start with who we are. There are two of us. Onyx and Enia. Enia does most of the writing. Onyx has one story...
Who is I? That's how Onyx says I should start. Jesus Christ, how do you go about talking about yourself? It's always awkward.
A genderqueer bisexual who uses they/them. A soon to be junior at Kenyon College studying English and Creative Writing with a minor in music. Current novel project is called "Lesbian Space Thieves".
The Lies of Locke Lamora by Scott Lynch (dipshit thieves)
1984 by George Orwell
Lizard Radio (gay)
Feed by Mira Grant (zombies)
The Fifth Season by N.K. Jemisin
Most of the stories are discontinued aside from "Evil Trees, Hot Guys in Leather Jackets, and Awkward Situations: A Survival Guide by Stiles Stilinski" (Supernatural/Teen Wolf) and "Legend of Zelda: Lantern of Shadow.
I'm also on AO3:
Also, please check out my Fictionpress account where I am actually proud of some of my short stories:
AYO. Onyx in the house!! >.> Um... Hi? Resident tumblr addict, kpop creep, and fangirl. Also horses. cats? I am in a lot of enias stories? "Cuz Onyx is awesome"-Enia - (>-)> yeah... okthisisreallybad.
Yehet! I like to read and shit. Kpop is stupid. Groups i bias: Exo,shinee,dbsk,BAP,BtoB, basically all of them ok i dont expect there to be cool people on here ;) (loljk kpop fans like me are lame and dumb and silly) Ive got a story. Its about Exo. idfk what to write here gdi. Tumblr: Alectrosaurusadventures.tumblr.com
Random Words of Wisdom:
Oh just do it.
Beware of Lawn Gnomes, they eat feet.
Use your head, cut off theirs. (taken from Max Brooks' 'Zombie Survival Guide'.)
Ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall...
When in doubt, don't be.
Sometime or the other it'll happen.
The past is the past the future is the future now is now.
Dont take life so seriously, no one ever comes out alive.
Fire breaths both life and death.
Fear is fear is food.
Speak now or forever hold your peace.
(Talking about grenades) You can catch it, but that means you still explode.
What to do when you're nervous - Eat water and drink bananas.
A "good" pick up line - Pooooooootatoes. Wanna go out?
You are irrelevant and therefore stupid.
What the hell, might as well.