Author has written 18 stories for Maximum Ride, Blood Ninja series, Zombie Survival Guide, Legend of Zelda, Pokémon, Misc. Books, Harry Potter, Doctor Who, Supernatural, and Screenplays.
Hi...Well, this is awkward. See, we deleted our entire profile because it was really freaking bad, and now we don't know where to start.
Lets start with who we are. There are two of us. Onyx and Enia. Enia does most of the writing. Onyx has one story...
Who is I? That's how Onyx says I should start. Jesus Christ, how do you go about talking about yourself? It's always awkward.
Age: 17, a junior in high school with Onyx. Weird to think that in just a year, I'll be going to college.
People always ask, what's your favorite book, movie, TV show, etc. So, instead. I shall list my fandoms.
Superwholock, Merlin, Walking Dead, Marvel, Disney (yes), Pokemon, Legend of Zelda, Zombies (yes, that's a fandom), Potterhead. I'm sure there's about five more that I can't think of right now.
But hearing about me is not very interesting. So let's talk about my stories! They're much more interesting, mainly because they're effing weird. Let's start with the best.
EZHF - A Zombie Survival Guide fanfiction. My friends and I wake up one morning to find the world's been shot to Hell, zombie style. So, we do the only thing that's logical; we form an Elite Zombie Hunting Force, pretty much throwing the entire guide out the window. And the only thing better than hunting zombies? Hunting them with magic. That's right magic. It's impossible to say exactly how much stupid shit we do, but there's certainly a lot. With appearances from Riskapoop, the Rainbow Sparkle Glitter Pegasus Pony who eats rocks and shits zombies, this story is in it for the long shot. Join us on our wild rampage, but just remember to fasten your seat belts and keep your hands and feet inside the vehicle at all times.
The oldest is Maximum Ride Meets Purple Tractors, but don't read it; read it's rewrite. It's literally just called, Maximum Ride Meets Purple Tractors: Rewrite. It's Maximum Ride (obviously) mixed with my own novel (that's actually finished) called Purple Tractors. My characters mix with the Flock to chase down the evil, crazy space chicken, Darrel T. Mutantchicken. With appearances (forced) from myself and my boyfriend, Samik, more zombies, neon unicorns, and Bob the Builder. And maybe some other stuff. I don't remember.
My first Legend of Zelda - Twilight Princess - fanfiction was called Twin Heroes. There are two Heroes of Time in Hyrule, but one has been captured and the other must scour the realm to find the things he needs to chase her. Currently being rewritten before continuing.
Legend of Zelda: Mystic Pen - My second Twilight Princess fic, once again mixing in the Purple Tractors characters. Darrel has stolen my mechanical pencil - the most powerful tool in the history of the Universe. Kind of on hiatus until I get out of my Writer's Block.
Legend of Zelda: Seven Seals - A Ocarina of TIme fic. 103 years after the first tale took place, a new evil is arriving. Link sets off to find the three Stones with his fairy, Ciela, but things don't turn out as before as Link is sling-shot back in time to meet someone he never would have expected.
Toadymort - ... ... ... VoldemortxTrevor. Need I say anything more?
Moose Peculiar - Supernatural. When Sam finds himself mysteriously turned into a Moose, neither he nor Dean have any idea what to do. They go to Castiel and eventually to Crowley for advice, but all they get is laughter. It might take drastic measures to get Sam turned back to a human...
Pokemon: An Undead Adventure: Pokemon/ZSG. Not really sure what the status is on this one. I'm writing it with a friend, but I don't know. I haven't gotten a chapter from him in a while. I should find out what's going on... Zombies end up in the Pokemon World and begin to wreck chaos as a certain nefarious group is up to their old tricks again.
Then I have some oneshots. The bests are Ginger, a Doctor Who fic where the Doctor decides to dye his hair red, and the Ring in the Pie, where Castiel tries to propose to Dean. The Fool's Hope, Write me a Poem, and Ho-Oh Vs Lugia are all alright.
The other two...well there's a reason I won't mention them.
Onyx and I have a story together: Fishing Trip. It's a Maximum Ride crossover with a conglomeration of lots of other fandoms. Lots of craziness.
Also, please check out my Fictionpress account where I am actually proud of some of my short stories:
AYO. Onyx in the house!! >.> Um... Hi? Resident tumblr addict, kpop creep, and fangirl. Also horses. cats? I am in a lot of enias stories? "Cuz Onyx is awesome"-Enia - (>-)> yeah... okthisisreallybad.
Yehet! I like to read and shit. Kpop is stupid. Groups i bias: Exo,shinee,dbsk,BAP,BtoB, basically all of them ok i dont expect there to be cool people on here ;) (loljk kpop fans like me are lame and dumb and silly) Ive got a story. Its about Exo. idfk what to write here gdi. Tumblr: Alectrosaurusadventures.tumblr.com
Random Words of Wisdom:
Oh just do it.
Beware of Lawn Gnomes, they eat feet.
Use your head, cut off theirs. (taken from Max Brooks' 'Zombie Survival Guide'.)
Ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall...
When in doubt, don't be.
Sometime or the other it'll happen.
The past is the past the future is the future now is now.
Dont take life so seriously, no one ever comes out alive.
Fire breaths both life and death.
Fear is fear is food.
Speak now or forever hold your peace.
(Talking about grenades) You can catch it, but that means you still explode.
What to do when you're nervous - Eat water and drink bananas.
A "good" pick up line - Pooooooootatoes. Wanna go out?
You are irrelevant and therefore stupid.
What the hell, might as well.
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