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Joined 12-20-09, id: 2184099, Profile Updated: 04-02-10
Author has written 3 stories for Gallagher Girls.

Hi! Here's a few things about me, I like any type of pie except pumpkin, pig is my least favorite animal, elves scare me, I used to count how many letters were in the alphabet when i was bored in class, i live in nowhereville Montana, i'm thirteen going on 14 this february, i say "hey buddy" ALL the time and i hate my nails being painted. There you go, some fun facts about me!

My favorite stories are the Gallagher Girls, Twilight, House of Night, Maximum Ride, and Harry Potter. Yep, its official, i'm a nerd. Hehe.

See if you can figure it out, if you can, good for you! ~What is greater than God, More evil than the devil, The poor have it,
The rich need it, And if you eat it, you'll die?

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that people who badmouth Twilight need to just shut up and and let people who love it enjoy it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Edward's One True Love, oceaneyes85253, UrDadSaidICouldn't Use the Door, Malice in Horrorland,Twilightholic-Tanya, Edward Cullen Rules, EdwardBella95, Genius29.

If you've reread Twilight over 4 times...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile. (Screaming does count.)

If you've ever wished you could go into a book/ movie and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

A friend wipes your tears when your rejected a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

A friend tells you you deserve better when he dumps you, a best friend prank calls him and whispers "You will die in 7 days."

A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "Man, we screwed up."

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"

Quick Harry Potter Quiz!

Which is your favourite Harry Potter book? Half-Blood Prince

Which is your favourite Harry Potter movie? Sorcerer's Stone

Who is your favourite HP character(s)? Hermione!

What house do you prefer to be in? Gryfinndor

But what house would you think you'll be in? Gryffindor

Which ghost within Hogwarts is your favourite? Moaning Myrtle

What subject in Hogwarts do you like the best? Defense against the dark arts

Who is your favourite teacher in Hogwarts? Gildory Lockhart, he makes melaugh cuz he thinks he''s so special and the attention is always on him! He's so wrong!

Which position would you want to be in for Quidditch? Seeker

Which position in Quidditch do you think fits you the most? Chaser

Who do you want to make friends with? Hermione (she's smarticle)

If you were in Hogwarts, who would be your best buddy? Hermione

Why would he/she be your best buddy? She's smart and knows what she is doing.

Which character in the book can you relate to? Ron- sometimes I feel leftout of the group, like I'm not cool enough, but it turns out that i'm still loved!

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds with colds off those fork lifts.)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On a bag of
Chips:
"You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details
inside."
(The shoplifter special?)

15 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,

" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,

"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,

say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..

"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed...

Friend: calls your parents by mr. and mrs.

Best friend calls your parents dad and mom.

Friend:has never seen you cry

Best Friend: has always had the best shoulder to cry on

Friend: never asks for anything to eat or drink

Best friend: opens the fridge and makes herself at home.

Friend:asks you to write down your number.

Best friend: ask you for their number (cuz they can't remember it -)

Friend:borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back

Best friend:has borrowed things and when u ask for it they give u a tissue saying they lost it.

Friend:only knows your fave color, movie, and book

Best friend:could write a (very embarrassing!!) biography on your life

Friend:will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing

Best friend:will kick the crowd's butt if they are doing that to you

Friend: would ignore this

Best friend: will repost this on their profile

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile.

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

You know you live in 2009 when...

1. You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2. Hi.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

7.As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

8. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.

9. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

10. You were too busy to notice number five.

11. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.

12. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

13. Put this in your pro if you fell for it. You know you did.

BLONDE LOGIC

January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels..."duh"...bottles won't fit in typewriter!!

March - Got excited...finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months...box said "2-4 years!"

April - Trapped on escalator for hours...power went out!!

May - Tried to make Kool-Aid...8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!

June - Tried to go water skiing...couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition...learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!

August - Got locked out of car in rain storm...car swamped, because top was down.

September - The capital of California is "C"...isn't it??

October - Hate M & M's...they are so hard to peel.

November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days...instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!

December - Couldn't call 911..."duh"...there's no "eleven" button on the phone!!

What a year!

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What is it like to Die? CONTINUED by CrossoverQueen21 reviews
Genius29 left her smash-hit fanfic unfinished for 3 years. However, I have spoken to her and she has agreed to let me finish it for her! Cammie was dead. But now she is back - how will everyone react and most importantly. Will she keep her daughter safe from the COC?
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Family/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/6/2014 - Published: 12/28/2013
Fait Accompli by SarRansom reviews
Their final year, their final chance at finding each other, his final plan to call Lily Evans his. To grow up. Full detailed summary inside. Canon pairings/characters. JP/LE alongside the ever wonderful Marauders.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 82,723 - Reviews: 499 - Favs: 739 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 7/30/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Could he Be the One? by tibby09296 reviews
When Lily Evans returns for her seventh year, she finds many changes awaiting for her. Could the one she always hated be the one she is growing to depend on?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 99,958 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P.
It's Your Choice by louise95 reviews
Rose has been diagnosed with a heart problem after Dimitri's restoration. Set at the church, during Dimitri's proclamation. ONE-SHOT
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,867 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
The Other Option by abbiebuchanan reviews
Takes place in New Moon right after Bella jumps off the cliff and Jake takes her home. Covers through Breaking Dawn. Bella learns to live again and the pack embraces her. T for the tent scene. J/B
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 39 - Words: 111,604 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Bella, Jacob
Oh No You Didn't by Loslote reviews
Severus Snape gets a bit too desperate to keep Lily away from James in their sixth year. Somewhat fluffy, but will there be a plot hidden in there somewhere? Only one way to find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 31,354 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 8/1/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
My Web of Lies by Keep Dreaming reviews
A one-night stand left Cammie pregnant...with triplets! The triplets go to Gallagher and see an unexpected visitor! One by one the truth comes out and the triplets decided which parent they want to join.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,487 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 6/16/2011 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Cammie M., Zach G.
The Journal of Maximum Ride by Agent Striker reviews
After Fang leaves Max feels 100s of different emotions.But being Max she shows none of them.Just 1 day a yr she lets out all those penned up emotions and writes to him in her journal.This is her journal & this is her story.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 24,402 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
It's Not Like She Hadn't Thought About It Before by AnnieSometimes reviews
It wasn't like she was completely unreasonable. She'd thought about dating Potter. But James just didn't seriously like her. Why was she the only one who saw that?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,587 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 11/3/2010 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P.
This Time by Something From A Fairytale reviews
James took Lily's chin and looked directly into her emerald eyes. "This isn't over." He told her, kissing her lightly on the lips. "What we have? It's a relationship, Lils. Not a crime we have to hide."
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,081 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/30/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Just a Mirror For the Sun by CatsOnMars reviews
Bella and Jacob hit the road together after her suggestion in NM that they just run away.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
19 Years Freedom by Jade The Orkkiller reviews
SPOILERS Deathly Hallows! What happened between chapter 36 and Epilogue? Short Summary inside. Part 6 finally updated!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,583 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Four Essays by acomplexgirlwithsimpletastes reviews
In the final NEWT exam, Albus Dumbledore watches four students answer a question he himself had requested to be put in. What is love? Four students, four essays, and one delighted Professor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,119 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Reward by AsheMoon reviews
Remedial training lessons are a pain, unless Dimitri Belikov is your mentor. Things get even more interesting when a reward gets thrown in. If she does well, Rose might get more than just a pat on the back. Canon. One shot.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,248 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 39 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Sneaking a Dance with Josh by GlisteningMoonlight reviews
What happens if Cammie really did decide to sneak out to see Josh, on the night of her school’s ball? Coincidentally, Zach wants to confess his undying love to her on that same day. Would she have escaped? Can she see Josh? What about Zach?
Gallagher Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 30,416 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
The Professor to Top All Professors by Velvet Curtain reviews
Full summary inside. Harry and Ginny travel back in time after the Purity War to relax a bit. However, it appears that the year 1977 isn't quite as relaxing as it's supposed to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,350 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 7/9/2006 - Published: 7/12/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Love and Hate by Nicola2 reviews
James and Lilly in their 7th year :D your basic L/J fic, I'm kind of proud so please R/R!!!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,291 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/20/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P.
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What's it like to die? reviews
Cammie grows up and is happily expecting a child w/ Zach. But things go wrong and she dies. She miraclsly comes back to life after a long 5 year sturggle, but will the world be the same as when she left? T cuz im paranoid
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Family/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,693 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Cammie M., Zach G.
I love you, but I can't reviews
Cammie is forced to leave her life behind. She leads her new life in Washington, but realzes that she is having triplets. Can she protct her kids from the same people who made her leave the Academy? Or will the kids' dad have to step in and help?
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,641 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Cammie M.
Highschool Graduation reviews
Cammie had just graduated and has been given her first mission. With ZACH! But will the mission be as easy as she thought? Will old frineds Josh make it harder to keep her secret? Or is everyon ein Roseville going to learn who she is? first Fanfic
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,171 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Cammie M., Zach G.