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A Merciless Affection
by Verity Brown reviews
Canonshafted by HBP & DH, but still very IC. When a N.E.W.T. Potions field trip goes badly wrong, a chain of events is set in motion that may cost Snape more than his life, and a student more than her heart. Angst/dark romance. SS/OC of-age student.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 64 - Words: 308,472 - Reviews: 742 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 3/8/2005 - Severus S., OC - Complete
A Blue Stocking Thing
by JustJeanette reviews
In Response to the REGENCY CHALLENGE on WIKTT. A Regency story Hogwarts style: In which Miss Granger is finally given her book.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,015 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 8/28/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G.
by snailexpress reviews
HGSS. Hermione is forced to marry a pureblood wizard can she learn to live with her choice? A response to the WIKTT Marriage Law Challenge. In process again!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 36,411 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 12/20/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S.
The First Faint Glimmer
by Ladymage Samiko reviews
A WIKTT Christmas Challenge 2003 Fic. A little light reading and a chance comment lead Hermione to discover that Snape has nowhere to spend Christmas. But is dragging him home for the holidays really a good idea? HGSS , AU since HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 42,530 - Reviews: 1172 - Favs: 1,266 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 6/20/2007 - Published: 11/3/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Red Satin and Christmas Pudding
by Sevi Snape reviews
Its the annual staff Christmas party! Severus brings his jellyfish wife and Hermione gets serenaded.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,453 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/11/2006 - Published: 12/2/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Blind Date Harry Potter Style!
by BeachBum754 reviews
Basically, a take off on Blind Date, with all characters Harry Potter! It should be funny... Malfoy, Sirius Black, and everyones favorite Sevvie Snape, not to mention just about everyone else...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 63 - Words: 145,760 - Reviews: 683 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/30/2005 - Published: 4/26/2003
by OlympiaManet2003 reviews
A tale of moral relativism and baked goods. Parody. SSHG, BLV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 72,185 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/30/2005 - Published: 5/23/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Do What You Have To Do
by LittleBird427 reviews
The Ministry has enacted a new Marriage Law and Hermione isn't exempt. SSHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 54,741 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 4/25/2005 - Published: 12/3/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Meeting Of The Minds
by Helga Von Nutwimple reviews
With the Order's safety hanging on the whim of a lovesick Ron, Snape calls his bluff... and Hermione calls his. Loosely based on the WIKTT Marriage Law Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,389 - Reviews: 1279 - Favs: 1,411 - Follows: 1,274 - Updated: 2/21/2005 - Published: 6/5/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G.
by Leyna Rountree reviews
COMPLETE! Hermione and an unlikely Pansy form an elite group of witches, and possess one unusual commonality. Facing their most carnal desires, they will harness a power not seen in an age, to save themselves and protect Hogwarts. Can it stay a secret?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 349,625 - Reviews: 1431 - Favs: 2,962 - Follows: 736 - Updated: 12/3/2004 - Published: 5/2/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
by Mykerinos reviews
Severus wouldn't participate in such a silly contest. Never. And especially not with Granger, no, he'd rather eat his socks. He shivered at that thought. Okay, perhaps not.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 21,511 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/10/2004 - Published: 12/16/2002 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Le nec plus ultra des clichés sur Harry Potter
by ange reviews
Traduction Cette histoire est une parodie satirique de toutes les sortes de fics que vous avez l'habitude de lire. Aucun genre et aucun style d'auteur ne seront épargnés.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - French - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 45,792 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 4/20/2004 - Published: 1/29/2003 - Complete
by Campy Capybara reviews
"Dream...and it might come true..." Hermione's birthday gift from her mum brings her a surprise. SS/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,891 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 3/19/2004 - Published: 4/17/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S.
The Mating Game
by MamaWeasley reviews
Hermione's brain tells her that marrying Severus is the logical choice. Will she ever get her heart to agree? NOW COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 38,808 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 790 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 2/24/2004 - Published: 10/22/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Time Stood Still: Reckonings
by Becky4 reviews
Hogwarts celebrates Valentines in a very unique way. Hermione and Remus get paired together and discover that Valenites is not just for the young. They discover that wounds are best healed by two rather than one.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,340 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/10/2004 - Remus L., Hermione G.
Oboebyrd's Guide to Writing Formulaic Fanfiction
by Oboebyrd reviews
A SATIRICAL look at writing the 'perfect' LOTR fanfictions. I update for the glory of Gil-Galad.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 17,368 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/28/2004 - Published: 3/27/2002
It's Not Easy Being Green: The frog and snake fic
by Flittermouse reviews
In the beginning, Hermione was transformed into a frog and Snape into a snake. One botched spell later Hermione is now a snake and it's mating season! Time travelling offspring. Ghostly prophecies and a mission to save the world! HGAF, SSHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 36,917 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/31/2003 - Published: 12/13/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S.
The Muggleborn Contracts
by ChelleyBean reviews
My response to mine own challenge on WIKTT. This is what happens when the MoM gets too darn nosy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,897 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 12/13/2003 - Published: 9/23/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Escape from the Darkness
by Electryone reviews
[COMPLETE] Inspired by Jane Eyre. Hermione gets a tutoring job over the summer. Unfortunately, her pupil is Snape's niece.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,761 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 11/23/2003 - Published: 6/30/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Thirty Second Romances
by FishOutOfWater reviews
A series of short, utterly stupid romances featuring various Harry Potter couples. No pairings are spared! (Remus/Sirius NEW 8/11)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,227 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/11/2003 - Published: 9/21/2002 - Remus L., Sirius B.
The Mushroom: Middle Earth's Finest News Source
by Marauder reviews
The Middle-earth version of The Onion...somewhat OOC, PWP, slashy. Complete. My personl favorite headline: Completely Unrelated Hobbits Wed
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,990 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/14/2003 - Published: 2/17/2003 - Complete
The Gryffindor Rouge
by Lady Celebare reviews
*COMPLETE* Here it is, the first of my Moulin Rouge parodies! This one centers in on a doomed romance between Ron and Hermione... with Snape as the horrible duke! I really hope you guys have as much fun reading this as I did writing it!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,529 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 27 - Updated: 10/11/2002 - Published: 4/30/2002 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
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An Absolutely Terrible Idea reviews
Lockwood is known for his bad ideas. Lucy is known for very happily going along with them. (OR: Lucy and Lockwood decide to have a kid. For business reasons, of course).
Lockwood & Co. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,445 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/20/2019 - Published: 10/26/2019 - [Lucy C., A. Lockwood] George C., Holly M. - Complete
Of Myth and Magic reviews
She knew it wasn't good for her, standing here like this, waiting for something that wasn't there to appear. Something spectacular to happen between mis-numbered houses. Something to prove that magic was real. Eventual SS/HG. AU with purpose.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 26 - Words: 79,624 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 10/12/2015 - Published: 11/13/2014 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Firewhisky (A Love Story) reviews
The Firewhisky became a habit after that, though they would both insist that it was a friend, not a crutch. The kindly intermediary that moderated their visiting across the bar on busy nights, slow nights, work nights, weekends. It loosened their tongues. Post-Hogwarts, Epilogue-Compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,540 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/31/2015 - Published: 7/28/2015 - [Neville L., Hannah A.] Rubeus H., Fang - Complete
Muggle Studies reviews
Hermione is secretive, Ron is clueless, and Hermione's Muggle cousin gets married. RW/HG, One-Shot, Post-Hogwarts. Epilogue compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,876 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/9/2015 - [Ron W., Hermione G.] Mr. Granger, Mrs. Granger - Complete
Chocolate has many powers. It can heal, twist emotions, break prejudices, and perhaps, in the oddest case, bring two people together in the oddest place. RLHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,211 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 10/28/2006 - Published: 8/23/2004 - Hermione G., Remus L.
In the Garden of Eden reviews
Jane Eyre alternate ending. Jane marries St. John, but not even a continent and a husband can keep her apart from Mr. Rochester.
Jane Eyre - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/31/2006 - Complete
Severus Snape's Diary reviews
Snape meets girl. Snape tries to rid himself of girl. Snape can't. So Snape creates diary that he thinks is private. Privacy is overrated, anyway. SSHG, Companion to Hermione Granger's Diary.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 25,782 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/31/2005 - Published: 11/27/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The DEWW Conspiracies reviews
To-do list: 1. Buy sugar 2. Bake muffins 3. Infiltrate the enemy. Hermione takes on the Death Eater War Widows, a lethal, cookie-baking, non-profit organization, with a little help from a friend. One-shot. SSHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,620 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/19/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Bushy and the Beast reviews
A new fairy tale begins as an old one ends. Snape was cursed with ugliness when he refused shelter to an old woman, and his condition can only heal with requited love. But who could ever love a beast? SSHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 69,160 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 8/12/2004 - Published: 2/20/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Just a Bit of Fun reviews
[Complete} Supposed amnesia, conspiracy, and a practical joke gone wrong. Since what does everyone start believing Ron? Why did he disappear? And why is Snape being so oddly helpful? One-shot. Hint of SSHG
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,639 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/1/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Sleeping Bushy reviews
WIKTT Sleeping Beauty challenge response. An unexpected marriage is thrown upon Hermione and Severus at an insane!Dumbledore's birthday party, while Umbridge will do anything to get in the way…and annoy everyone within a fivemile radius. SSHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,861 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/17/2004 - Published: 10/17/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Well Known Cure reviews
[COMPLETE] Snape gets the hiccups and can't get rid of them. Can Hermione help? SSHG. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,689 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 27 - Published: 2/16/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Hermione Granger's Diary reviews
(COMPLETE) Hermione Granger decides to make her 7th year at Hogwarts worthwhile. She makes resolutions, wears shorter robes, and will do anything to stop the Takens from harping her about her love life. RWHG and SSHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 17,189 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/27/2003 - Published: 9/1/2003 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Fairy Tale Trash reviews
So, I live in a trailer park. With fairies, pigs, wolves, a stupid rhyming mirror, and a danged amount of sheep. It gets a little clausterphobic, but that's what a prince is for!
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,669 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/28/2003 - Published: 7/8/2003
The Hollow Men reviews
Based on the poem by T.S. Eliot, ficlets in five parts. The end of an age approaches, and the men of the wizarding world will grab at every advantage before their lives come to a close.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/20/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Fairy Secret Diaries reviews
The Fairy Tale Version of the Very Secret Diaries. What was really going on in their minds? Is Fairy Dust really that shiny?
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,517 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 6/24/2003 - Published: 6/17/2003
A Hogwarts Carol reviews
[COMPLETE} A Christmas Carol. When Snape is greeted on Christmas Eve by the ghost of dead Voldemort, will he learn to change his ways? Or is he destined to be a weary ghost wandering Hogwarts forever?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,475 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/24/2002 - Published: 11/3/2002 - Severus S. - Complete