Ichthyophobia
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Joined 12-20-09, id: 2184152, Profile Updated: 10-07-14
Author has written 22 stories for Detective Conan/Case Closed, and Big Hero 6.

Hello all, I'm Ichthyophobia. You probably found me because I reviewed something rather than wrote it, or possibly because I was replaced by a version of myself from an alternate dimension that actually finishes half the stuff she starts and remembered to get around to posting it. As it is, though, I'm a person with a rather disorganized brain, which leads me to starting approximately seven million ideas at once and finishing maybe one. Maybe. In a year. As a long time lurker, though, I've noticed just how painfully ridiculously annoying it is to try to follow a story that only updates roughly every three months at best, and so I've decided not to post except in the off chance I actually finish something.

That said, I spend most of my time writing, if not fanfiction than my original stories. I also draw, and you can find some of my work at my dA account at where you will notice that I almost never draw fanart, so don't go expecting. I'm a biochemistry/chemistry grad student with hopes of figuring out what to tell people when they ask "what are you going to do with that," sometime in the near future.

My favorite things to read? Ridiculously long one shots, well done character interaction outside of romance, a well managed conflict scene, description that's not of the "omg most prettiest dress ever", and of course, the occasional romance. Least favorite things? Stories with more author commentary than story, romances that if you blink you miss everything that comes before "I love you forever, let us make out," stories with no timing, and plot elements/slang that is so massively out of the appropriate time period it's not even funny. Also, High school AUs (find me a good one, I dare you.) I'll try most anything, though, with the exception of pairings that make me go "...What?"

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Ten Points reviews
In which tea is inescapable, Mouri Ran finally stands up for herself, and Hattori Heiji would like to be anywhere else, please. (Done for the third prompt exchange at Poirot Cafe forums. No pairings.)
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,980 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/28/2016 - Ran M., Heiji H. - Complete
Dance Party reviews
Edogawa Conan is kidnapped (again), Hakuba Saguru is covered in glitter (again), and there's a trick to the dancing men that people forget about. (Done for the "Untraceable" themed writing contest at Poirot Cafe Forums. No pairings. Not particularly polished.)
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,160 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/3/2016 - Shinichi K./Conan E., Saguru H. - Complete
Philosophy and Clowns reviews
Hakuba Saguru is happy, Edogawa Conan is not, and Kuroba Kaito thinks he knows the difference. (Done for the seventh super short contest at Poirot Cafe forums. No pairings.)
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/1/2016 - Shinichi K./Conan E., Kaito K., Saguru H. - Complete
Confused Partridge, Wondering How This Pear Tree Got Here reviews
Hakuba can't go home for Christmas, "tradition" turns out to be relative, and Kaito is helpful, for given definitions of the word. (Done for the Secret Santa gift exchange on Poirot Cafe forums. My recipient was SharaRaizel! Not really any pairings. Merry Christmas!)
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,584 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/25/2015 - Kaito K., Aoko N., Saguru H., Akako K. - Complete
Texting, Batman, and Other Hazards of Friendship reviews
AU. Shinichi and Kaito are a few things: Best friends, addicted to texting, and utterly nuts. It works out well enough. (Done for the second prompt exchange at Poirot Cafe forums. Modified semi-epistolary format. Canon pairings.)
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,684 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 50 - Published: 12/20/2015 - Shinichi K./Conan E., Kaito K. - Complete
Seven Days Alone reviews
Ten year old Kudo Shinichi wakes up to find that his mother and father are, quite simply, gone. (Done for the "Survival" contest at Poirot Cafe Forums. Warning for brief but fairly graphic description of the already dead. No pairings.)
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,405 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/11/2015 - Shinichi K./Conan E. - Complete
Long Way Down reviews
Kaito, Toichi, and a hang glider. (Done for the fourth Super Short contest at Poirot Cafe Forums. Warning for very mild suicidal thoughts. No pairings.)
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/2/2015 - Kaito K. - Complete
Primaries reviews
Kuroba Kaito never learned to fly. (Done for the "AU" contest at Poirot Cafe forums. Wings!AU, no pairings.)
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,244 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/5/2015 - Kaito K. - Complete
Elpis reviews
The Pandora gem was supposed to cry tears of immortality. It didn't. And Kuroba Kaito lives on. (Done for the third Super Short contest at Poirot Cafe Forums. No pairings.)
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/31/2015 - Kaito K. - Complete
The (Quite Literally) Phantom Thief reviews
Kuroba Kaito was looking for a magic gem, but not this one. It's handy. Until it's not. (Done for the Supernatural theme contest at Poirot Cafe Forums. No pairings.)
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,720 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/2/2015 - Kaito K. - Complete
Mirror Mirror reviews
Kudo Shinichi wakes up a captive, thanks to a jealous boyfriend and a mistaken identity. But maybe this Kuroba Kaito guy has some ideas of how to get out of here... (Done for the Seeking Symmetry contest at Poirot Cafe Forums. No deliberate pairings.)
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,107 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 96 - Published: 6/6/2015 - Shinichi K./Conan E., Kaito K. - Complete
Murder at the Blue Parrot reviews
Someone's killed at the Blue Parrot Billiards Bar - again. Edogawa Conan can't get an afternoon off, and Konosuke Jii acts more suspicious than he should. (Done for the Murder Mystery Contest at Poirot Cafe Forums. No pairings.)
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,184 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/24/2015 - Shinichi K./Conan E. - Complete
Shaking Hands reviews
Kuroba Kaito loses the spotlight he needs to breathe, and Konosuke Jii tries to help him find a new one. (Done for the Refuge contest at Poirot Cafe forums. No pairings.)
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,082 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/7/2015 - Kaito K. - Complete
Detective Samonji: The Shadow Confrontation reviews
Edogawa Conan tries to read a book, and the universe conspires against him. (Written for the "Alone" contest at the Poirot Cafe Forums. No pairings.)
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,247 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/11/2015 - Shinichi K./Conan E. - Complete
Two-faced, Half-faced reviews
Okiya Subaru needs emergency makeup help, Conan needs to stop kicking soccer balls inside, and Kaitou Kid enjoys taunting detectives, even if it means he has to help them. (Done for the "Help" contest at Poirot Cafe Forums. No pairings, spoilers for everything Akai-related.)
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,325 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 57 - Published: 3/20/2015 - Shinichi K./Conan E., Kaito K., Shuichi A./Subaru O. - Complete
Kudo Will Die reviews
Kogoro finds out. Conan, miraculously, survives the revelation. But only because Ran should get to kill him first. (Done for the Unlikely Friends contest at the Poirot Cafe forums. Canon pairings.)
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,536 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 41 - Published: 3/6/2015 - Shinichi K./Conan E., Kogoro M. - Complete
Like Summer Fireworks reviews
Gin does not fear death. (Violence and character death. No pairings.)
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/22/2015 - Gin, Vodka - Complete
Red Chip reviews
The green chip is gone. The red chip stayed behind. What was left in the portal wakes up.
Big Hero 6 - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/15/2015 - Baymax - Complete
Deduction by Fusae reviews
Suzuki Sonoko is a detective, sometimes, and Ai-chan doesn't quite act her age. (Written for the "Suspicions" contest at the Poirot Cafe forums. No pairings.)
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,300 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/11/2015 - Ai Haibara/Shiho M., Sonoko S. - Complete
Doc reviews
He knows ten thousand medical procedures, but not his name.
Big Hero 6 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,608 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/23/2014 - Published: 12/19/2014 - Tadashi Hamada - Complete
Tadashi is Dead reviews
Tadashi is alive. Then Tadashi is dead. And Callaghan is not haunted by him. Sort of a character study, follows the movie. No pairings.
Big Hero 6 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,819 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/16/2014 - Professor Callaghan, Tadashi Hamada - Complete
Underestimation reviews
Nakamori Ginzo is underestimated, and KID steals a ruby. Sort of a character study. No pairings.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,748 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/7/2014 - G. Nakamouri - Complete