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Author has written 11 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Greek Mythology, Hunger Games, and Misc. Books.


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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

About Me:

Hello people of Earth (and other planets if they happen to be reading this) I am Fishpony. My real name? Well if I had to pick one I'd say Tania or something boyish like Ash. Ash can be a girl name right? Yes Ash is a good name. You can call me Fishpony.

So I love PJO, Hunger Games, Gone and a bunch of other books. Margaret Peterson Haddix is my favorite A.N.G.C (Author Never Given Credit) and I do actually read the classics. I enjoyed Gulliver's Travels, Alice in Wonderland and the Jungle Book. Wait and see, one day the meaning of life will be found in Alice in Wonderland. It's hidden in code between the Mad Hatter and the Cheshire (I didn't spell that right did I?) Cat. Geek Mythology is also a little something I'd like to call awesome! Magic, fantasy, and people with awesome super powers. What more could you want?

Why I hate Twilight:

My pride and joy:

I am a proud supporter of The Percabeth Revolution. If you're tired of overdone Percabeth check out Theia 47's 'The Percabeth Revolution: The Break Room' to learn more. Ask Theia 47 for more details after you've read the fanfic.

Here is the link:

Another link!

I don't do romance. Or at least, I don't do romance without a good dosing of humor. I can't stand lovey dovey fluff and tragedy romances. Except Romeo and Juliet, I found that very ironic and rather funny. So yeah, romance makes me puke. I actually wrote a poem about how weird most romances turned out. Maybe I'll post it here on my profile.

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

Why I Toast (Cuz I'm Hungry, Knee-slapper)

In other news, I'm now a harsh CCer. Wow, I have to say a couple months ago I didn't see it coming. I was so worried about hurting people's feelings back then. Why am I a harsh CCer now?

- I just can't take anymore OOC Percabeth, Mary-Sues, NicoXOc pairings, complete cliches, and a bunch of other crap

- Creativity, grammar, and spelling have died

- Total disrespect for everything that's good and cannon

- Chatspeak, pointless bolding, italics on everything that's not sarcasm, underlining random words

In my reviews I will list out all the things that you can improve with your story. If I list more than four you know you've done something wrong. If I list more than six... well I think you can guess. If I do not use a list form for a review it either means your story is crazily awesome or an epic fail. I will finish my review with The End because that's the end of this discussion. unless you want to send a review reply.

So if you're going to respond to one of my reviews please take into consideration that I will only look at ones that are calmly written and use readable grammar and spelling. I appreciate the English language. Don't make a dictionary cry.

I'm looking forward to taking out my inner hate and spewing it onto the trash you people call stories. Hahaha, just kidding... maybe.

The End

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

A Hunger Games Addict’s Prayer

I promise to remember Rue

When mockingbirds’ songs wake me

I’ll think of Foxface every time

I eat a strange new berry

If my little sister pets a goat

I promise to think of Prim

And if my best friend acts depressed

Then Gale; I’ll think of him

When I toss some wood in the fire

I’ll think of Katniss every time

And I’ll always think of Peeta

When my birthday cake’s sublime

The Capitol will cross my mind

When someone is unfair

I’ll be sure to think of Clove

Each time I pretend to care

I’ll always think of Glimmer

If someone’s pretty, but a dunce

And Thresh will occupy my mind

If I spare someone, something... Once

Whenever I watch a reality show

I will think of the Hunger Games

I’ll always picture Haymitch

Whenever someone calls me names

I swear to think of Cato

When homicidally inclined

I’ll make sure I think of Effie

When there’s nothing on my mind

Yes, I swear to remember the Hunger Games

And Catching Fire too

It’s important to honor the deaths (which are many)

But they’re NOT mine, so, Collins, don’t sue!

-Claratrix LeChatham

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Reading Between The Lines: Persephone's First Year by AzureStorm reviews
Have you ever wondered what exactly happened to Persephone when Hades kidnapped her? How she felt about the whole situation? Did she try and escape her first time there? Read to find out! Rated T for saftey. Being revised
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,730 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Hades, Persephone
The Years of Our Titans by storm-brain reviews
A Hunter. A general. A slave. A deadly game of chess with no one gaining the upper hand. The war between the Titans and the Olympians they thought they'd defeated. Life and death and love and hate and betrayal and trust. Welcome to the Years of our Lords
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 52 - Words: 124,301 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Complete
Seven Seeds by Surviving Sheika reviews
The story of how a young goddess became the Queen of the Dead. The tale of Persephone's capture and life in Hades through her eyes. Experience her adventures. T to be safe.
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 91,949 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Persephone, Hades - Complete
Daughter of Apollo, Lord and God of the Plague by Thunder S Silence reviews
Kyle has spent her entire life isolated from society with her mother. Now, due to an unforseen accident, she must leave her home and search for the family she's never known in her entire eleven years of living. How will she fare alone in the big NYC?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,098 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Apollo
The Truth About Warriors by Daydreamer897 reviews
A deeper look into the minds and secrets of the Warriors cats. You might be surprised what you find... Rated T for safety.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,813 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 7/6/2009
The Comedy of Romeo and Juliet by avesjohn reviews
He was a boy. She was a girl. Can I make it any more obvious?
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 55,451 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Complete
A Capitol Experience by Claratrix LeChatham reviews
An average Hunger Games, as seen by the Capitol. The games have ended, but the victor's memories will last a lifetime. That lifetime, however, might end sooner than expected. Massive Mockingjay-compliant epilogue now updated. No spoilers.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 54 - Words: 100,403 - Reviews: 689 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Other tributes - Complete
The Empty Ringing by Blue Truth reviews
A bunch of ten sentence one-shots with a song to go along with it. All except the last are written for the Veritas 10 sentence challenge. Pairings include Thuke, Percabeth, Beckengard, Persedes, and plain old characters like Bianca, Percy, and Luke. R&R!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Complete
Picking on the Warriors! by Moore12 reviews
Ever wonder why certain characters are in the story? Ever wonder why they act the way they do? Introducing "Picking on..." where I'll try to explain the existence of your favorite/hated minor characters. R&R! I'M FINALLY BACK! Redtail and Dustpelt up!
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 26,923 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 10/24/2009
The End of the Gods by RedFluffyBanana reviews
The Titans have escaped from their imprisonment in Tartarus. The world is ending and Olympus has been destroyed. The final war has been waged,a war the Olympian Gods cannot win.
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,318 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Apollo, Artemis
The Other Side of the Games by BananaPieThiefX reviews
Have you ever wanted to be on the other side of the Games? Sponsor a tribute, see inside their heads, watch as they struggle for survival. Will your tribute pick make it to the end? Or will they suffer defeat at the hands of another? Opening Ceremony!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,423 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Other tributes
Broken Bow by Xed Alpha reviews
An old fool's vengence forces Apollo to keep a huge and possibly devestating secret from Artemis for over a decade, a deception that she may never be able to forgive him for. Winner of the Veritas OC award. Ghost Writers Approved. Beta by Shrrgnien.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 40,691 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 1,291 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Artemis - Complete
Could Have by WindowChild reviews
AU. Sally is killed when Percy is a young boy, leaving him to be raised by Chiron and grow up at Camp Half Blood.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,925 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Chiron, Percy J.
Career Day, HalfBlood Style by PenBlender '95 reviews
Career day. Sounds simple enough. Unless of course you're at Camp HalfBlood, and your parent is an Olympian god. That's not so simple. No particular time setting other than after you meet Thalia. READ THE NEW CHAPTER! IT ACTUALLY HAS A PLOT!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,405 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Percy J., Poseidon - Complete
Percabeth Revolution: Dancing Chonga Indians by Topaznik-Citrine reviews
Written for the Percabeth Revolution. Full of meteors, make-outs, projectile vomiting, tribal chonga dances, materealizing demigods and pretty much just a series of events that make no sense, one after another. All for the war against fangirls.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Adventures of the Gods by Minesweeper62 reviews
Different parodies of what the gods do when Percy and co aren't there, starting with the Waterland incident. Just what do the Olympians do in their spare time? Now includes the gods reaction to Hercules. The Disney version.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,580 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010
I Wish I Never Met Percy Jackson by The Laughter Corporation reviews
The story takes place after TLO, It's about a new demigod coming to camp... My story's from the eyes of no one special, just a regular camper. Watching and pulling pranks on the characters you know and love. Rated T 'cause i'm paranoid.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,647 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Percy J.
Sightless by kuroban reviews
When the tempest of tragedy tears through your life, it is simple to accept that there are things that cannot be. Thalia Grace just keeps chasing the storm. AU. Thalia/Luke. Percy/Annabeth. Replaces TLO.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,812 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Thalia G., Luke C.
What Thankless Work by yesimahuman reviews
Apollo really, really, doesn't like his new job.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Apollo, Artemis - Complete
Kronos and Shippings by Chocopie09 reviews
Kronos shares his most secret thoughts about all the shippings. All shippings imaginable. Not hating on any of the characters or shippings!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 7,978 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Kronos
83 Great Reasons Not To Share A Body With Kronos by SisterGrimmErin reviews
"At least Hermes never wanted to get a giant pocketwatch tattooed on his-- excuse me, YOUR-- back."
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,974 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Luke C., Kronos - Complete
A Bloody Surprising Development by Fanless reviews
When Percy makes a shocking confession, Luke has an unfortunate reaction. Parodic OOC Luke; rated T for brief mild language and slight suggestivity.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Luke C., Percy J. - Complete
The Crappy TYOOT by storm-brain reviews
Old TYOOT. Read at your own risk. Revised version is up. For the person that doesn't understand what that meant, it means that "There is a story called "The Years of our Titans" on my story list for you to click."
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 65,851 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/9/2008 - Published: 5/12/2008
Granite, Marble, Statues and Stone by Thai M. Zoofquesque reviews
A one-shot about the girl Medusa turned to stone, mentioned in the Lightning Thief.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Complete
Percy Jackson and the Zenith of the Chosen by ProphecyS reviews
Percy Jackson's sixteenth birthday is finally here. He knows with this birthday will come the biggest War in history! But he's not alone, he has his friends and family to see him through, along with a new prophecy that will lead him to his destiny.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 32,645 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Complete
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Pussyfooting Around reviews
A demigod trying to be normal is like a mountain lion pretending to be a house cat
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,217 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/5/2010
What the Olympians Don't Want You to See reviews
Let's face it, the winners write the textbook. So is it too hard to believe that the Olympian's censored bits and peices of their history. Well this is the, mostly, true collection of Greek Myths.
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,005 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 7/23/2010
Flowers Bloom in Cabin Four reviews
A moment of peace in a more overlooked cabin. May become a oneshot series.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2010
A Casualty of Ancient History reviews
Everyone has a motive. Be it riches, love or anything in between. So what was the motive of the boy Percy tried to warn on The Princess Andromeda? Maybe he just wanted somebody to know his name. Written for the Veritas monthly prompt challenge.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Complete
Love's Labor's Loser reviews
“Every fic is better with kissing involved,” claims Hazel, daughter of Aphrodite. Charlotte, daughter of Athena, claims quite the opposite. Romance, its ups and downs explored by a really bored pair of teenagers. Three-shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,752 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/24/2010 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Complete
Friends by Fire reviews
Valik a Russian immigrant, Isabella a poor factory worker, and Helen a rich American girl become close friends after the horrible Triangle Shirtwaist Factory fire of 1911. How can you cope when your life goes up in smoke?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,426 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 2/19/2010
A Poem Against Great Love Stories reviews
A poem ranting about the flaws of romance stories, including Twilight. Stay away you Twihards.
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Complete
Camp Olympus reviews
The Titans have finally gotten revenge on the gods. They have been banished to…summer camp? Can they survive? Will the goddesses ever get along? Can they survive 10,000 years of camp food and latrines? All gods are teenagers.
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,816 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010
Fishgirl, Heracles Jr, and Me, Oh My! reviews
Formerly titled Just Live Your Life. Demigods are supposed to be strong and brave. So I'm guessing Maxine McCarthy is not the 'hero' you were expecting. Welcome to Max's world. Exploding pie and super hero six year olds await you. Zeus save us.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,513 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 12/22/2009
Poison Apples reviews
A redo of Wake Me Up Inside. There are always the tributes who have no chance. The ones everybody counts out. Four underdogs, a stuttering girl, a clumsy boy, a scrawny District 11 tribute, a reclusive boy, and a wisecracking joker. Who will win?
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,368 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 3/12/2010
The Percabeth Revolution: Her Curly Raven Locks reviews
Four half bloods are fed up with Nico's girlfriend Calista Knight Naomi Harrison, daughter of Nyx and plot their revenge. Short oneshot. Please note: I'm only against badly written Percabeth and NicoXOC stories.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Nico A. - Complete
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