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Author has written 14 stories for NCIS, Criminal Minds, Doctor Who, and Gallagher Girls.
Awaiting Status: Maximum Ride Movie, Ruby Red sequel, Sherlock Season/Series 3, Catching Fire, Clockwork Princess, The Host Movie
NOTICE: (THIS IS REALLY THE MOST IMPORTANT THING FROM MY WHOLE PROFILE FOR NOW) Okay, so, I said at the beginning of summer, I'd be posting like mad. This is nearly the end of summer, and what have I done? Absolutely nothing. I will say I've been having some serious technical difficulties with my tablet, which eventually broke, and my stories are all on file on my stepdad's computer. Still can't get to them because they have to be converted or something. But, I also haven't been focusing any at all. I'll try and post stuff still, but I don't know. Maybe I just need this hiatus for a while... I'unno.
Random Crap From Me
Okay, so, the new hippo pictures, after, like, two years of corgi-ness. Basically... I've sorta-kinda become obsessed with hippos, and when I searched, that thing just STARED INTO MY SOUL. Hopefully, it will give you that creepy soul-stare as well.
Oh my God... you people... THANK YOU! I may or may not have mentioned it before, but my name is Savannah. I was just sitting and thinking, and I thought, "Hmmm..." So, I went to the search box and typed in my name. I seriously squealed like a happy hog for about two minutes straight when I saw how many times my name was in a story, AND IT WASN'T SET IN GEORGIA. Then I saw that there were actually a few TV shows with a main character named that, but then YOU PEOPLE! All the OCs with my name! I hate my name (I think its pretty and all, but I don't think it suits me, and its just weird around here and all uncommon and junk), but I'm just so happy you all seem to like it- or, well, at least seem to want to use it.
Oh- my- God... I just found out the other day my little cousin (who, I guess isn't so little anymore) from out of state has a tumblr- SHE'S INTO SUPERNATURAL, SHERLOCK, DOCTOR WHO AND SUPERWHOLOCK!! That in itself was awesome, not to mention she is almost exactly like me in internet form. Then, earlier today, I find out she's a Destiel fan... DESTIEL. Never thought it'd get any better, but it did. Ah- this year has been pretty great.
You know what? People always like to say (including me, of course. OF COURSE) that if the opportunity arrived, they'd go off with the Winchesters or the Doctor or someone like that. Of course they would, because it would be friggin awesome... kind of. Think about it- not if you were on the show, or you just hopped into their world, think about if this was actually happening to you in entirely real life. What if two extremely attractive males just turned up at your door, asking you about some disappearances, or maybe you heard a weird noise, and out of the blue popped some thing, and out of the thing came a man? Then, you'd probably think 'Dear God, this is just like-!' Of course you would. You KNOW you would. Then the two extremely attractive men would ask you questions, and the same for the man that popped out of the thing. You answer them delightfully, and they leave. In a few hours, or maybe a day or two, they come back warning you of danger. You might think 'Awesome!' but, if you have any concern for your well-being whatsoever, you'd be a little, well, concerned. You still might think battling some evil thing will be great though. Then a wendigo-like creature pops out and tries to eat your face, or some really jacked-up alien like thing with a million arms and one eye tries to annihilate you. You wouldn't be so excited then, now would you? You'd probably be passed out, crying, or screaming bloody murder. IF the two extremely attractive men or man saved you, would you really go with them? REALLY? WOULD YOU GO? A lot of us claim to be crazy and say we would, but if we have any LICK OF SANITY WHATSOEVER, we probably wouldn't. We'd like to say we would, because, come on, who wouldn't IN A FANTASY WORLD? But this, sadly, is the real world, and people die (and don't come back to life), and as much as we'd like, we'd probably decline. But, hey, we always have fanfiction, right? We always have that one escape that says YES I CAN, AND I WILL.
Plot Bunnies- The plot bunnies are the most common species of bunny found in my brain. Once they knock themselves from the dark spaces in my head, they appear to be about knee height (on their hind legs, how they always seem to walk) with light, baby pink fur. They've got classic cartoon eyes (just a white circle with a black dot) and over-sized teeth. They usually come about with only a snippet of an idea, which is what they mainly seem capable of (although, there could be some type of Grand Pubah bunny that has entire schemes planned out, but I have yet to find one). Their usual pose is that of an evil villain, rubbing their hands (paws) together and laughing (in their high-pitched helium voices). Their breeding habits can be once every few minutes to once every few days.
Character Bunnies- Character bunnies aren't quiet as frequent as plot bunnies, but are common all the same. They usually appear as a large, poorly made, green clay-animation rabbit. They've got simple black dots for eyes, and their mouths are always closed. In order to send an idea out for a character (usually not completely developed when delivered), they just stare intensely at you. Their breeding habits are usually once every few weeks.
My "people skills" are "rusty..." (albeit, I don't have as good an excuse as spending a "year" being a celestial wavelength...)
Certain Snippets of Songs That Either Pertain to Me or I Just Like a Lot (this will be really long... eventually)
... can't even sell my soul 'cause it ain't worth shit to take. Devil on My Shoulder, Billy Talent (maybe a little bit of both...)
Louder than sirens, louder than bells, sweeter than heaven, and hotter than hell. Drumming Song, Florence and the Machine (just like it a lot)
... but as the water fills my mouth it couldn't wash the echoes out, I swallowed the sound, it swallowed me whole, and empty as that beating drum, but the sound has just begun. Drumming Song, Florence and the Machine (like)
... although my eyes could see I still was a blind man, although my mind could think I still was a mad man... Carry On My Wayward Son, Kansas (pertain)
Just give me a beat boy and free my soul, I wanna be a part of your rock and roll and drift away. Drift Away, Uncle Kracker (pertain)
TV taught me how to feel, now real life has no appeal. Oh No!, Marina and the Diamonds (pertain)
Stupid Pick-Up Lines/Jokes I So Totally Love (also going to be really long one day...)
How much does a polar bear weigh? Just enough to break the ice. (I swear, if a guy came up to me and introduced himself like this, I just might friggin fall in love)
A llama and his cousin were talking about going on a picnic. What did the llama's cousin say? Alpaca lunch! (laughed for, like, five minutes on this one)
What did the Pink Panther say when he passed a dead ant? (in the tune of his theme) Dead ant, dead-ant! Dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead aaaaaant... ( same)
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? (yeah, just might fall in love with this one too)
What did the angry customer at the Italian restaurant give the chef? A pizza his mind!
Do you have a band-aid? 'Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you. (Okay, from now on, any pick-up line I'll fall in love with unless stated otherwise!)
Did it hurt? You know, when you ascended from the depths of hell?
Knock-knock? Who's there? To. To who? To whom!
I hear diarrhea is hereditary. Oh really? Yeah. It runs in your jeans!
If you get so few genuine comments, you seriously don't know how to respond, copy and paste this into your profile.
Normal Teen-Speak: If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
Don't you think a human would feel pretty dizzy after holding the Doctor's hand? In 'Rose,' he said he could feel the planet's movements, and Rose felt them too. I don't know about some, but I know I sure would feel dizzy. Planets constantly moving and whatnot...
If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.
If you sometimes wonder if you were born in the wrong era, copy and paste this into your profile.
You say vampires, I say Timelords!
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. (actually, anymore, I don't care if I lose to myself, because when I lose, it's usually because the part of me I was arguing with was right to begin with...)
If Disney gave you unrealistic expectations about hair, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.
- Poke me. I dare you. (yeah, if you wanna get slapped in the face by my random spazzing hands once you poke me!)
If you have ever tripped over your own feet/foot, copy this into your profile.
Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.
If you have ever written something, loved it, but then next time you read it you hate it and completely rip it apart and completely rewrote it
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question. (always)
- If a robot does the robot, would it still be called the robot, or just dancing?
- Drink coffee; do dumb things faster with more energy
- I can't brain today. I have the dumb
- I have not yet begun to procrastinate
If you think these copy-paste things are pointless, but do it anyway, copy and paste this to your profile
If you found out about fan fiction on a Google search like I did, post this on your profile
This is so true sadly:
If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
- Dude... we need our own reality show.
- Anyone ever notice that "studying" is "student" and "dying" put together?
- Beer; now cheaper than gas. Drink... don't drive.
- I am fluent in sarcasm
- I trust you've thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
- We'll be the old ladies causing trouble in the nursing home.
- Yeah, okay, yes, yeah, yeah, okay, yes, I know, okay, yeah, BYE MOM!
- Dora the explorer is soooo an illegal immigrant.
- F.I.N.A.L.S: (F#ck I Never Actually Learned This Sh*t!)
- When I was your age, pluto was a planet
- I don't smoke. There are way cooler ways to die.
If you have ever gotten so sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember what you were talking about in the first place, copy this onto your profile.
- Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history
- What happens if you get scared half to death twice? ... oooh the possibilities
If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile.
- If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary forms
- You're awesome... but when the zombies come, I'm tripping you
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
- Children in the dark make accidents. Accidents in the dark make children.
If you have ever yelled at the book you were reading because the characters did something stupid post this on your profile.
If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile. (This is dead serious for me. I probably know as much as all my other friends, but I just wing everything, remember what I need to remember, then throw it all away once the test is over)
- I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my super powers.
- A good friend will always bail you out of jail. A best friend is sitting there next to you in the cell saying 'man that was fun!'
If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile.
- hey... hey... sup?... nm, u?... nm... end of convo.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile
If you don't know why people can't get it through their heads that members of the opposite gender can just be friends, copy and paste this into your profile
- Genius by birth, slacker by nature
- Things to do today: 1. get up, 2. survive, 3. go back to bed (another 'Supernatural in a nutshell')
- Some people blame our generation, but have they ever stopped to think who raised us?
If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that you ought to belong in Wonderland, copy and paste this into your profile.
- Closed minds always seem to be connected to open mouths.
- I find 'good morning' a contradiction of terms.
- No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me.
- When Life gives you lemons, throw them back, because I mean really, who likes lemons?
- When Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.
- When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then.
- When Life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
- When nothing goes right, go left. (ALWAYS)
- Would you like a side of epic to go with that fail?
- It's a beautiful day. Now watch some idiot screw it up.
- Welcome to the dark side. Are you surprised we lied about having cookies?
- Do not interrupt me when I am talking to myself!
- Thank you captain obvious
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
If you want world peace, a brighter future, and more chocolate, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effect, copy and paste this into your profile
If you think that there is such a thing as the paranormal, copy this and paste it into your profile
Write down ten random characters.
1. Sam Winchester (Supernatural)
Then ask the following questions
What would you do if:
Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
Sam: Hey, wake up.
Me: *wakes up, still tired, but sees Sam and all of his hotness, and is trying to decide whether to be concerned or drooling, decides to be somewhat concerned* Sam? Humnh? Whas goin' on? Are we going to die? 're's salt on the kitch' table...
Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
(I've got a shower curtain, soo...)
Gibbs: *walks in with cupful of cold water, dumps said cup over my head*
Me: *screaming in total shock*
Gibbs: Be glad it wasn't a bucket. Now hurry up and get out!
(I dont't really think he'd do that, but, couldn't think of anything else...)
Number 5 cooked you dinner?
Cas: *scarily pops up behind me*
Me: *screams in terror/shock*
Cas: I've brought you a sandwich...
Me: *bursts out in tears in remembrance of 'Survival of the Fittest' and how freaking adorably sad I thought he was*
Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
Me: *laying Mr. Bear beside him, hoping to see him wake up, wondering what had happened before he passed out*
Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
Me: Ummm... whu? *a few moments after intitial emotional shock* OMG SO AWESOME! I'M RELATED TO PEGASUS!
Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?
Me: *sighing* Oh, Derpy, what have you gone and crashed into now?
Number 9 made fun of your friends?
Me: Um, no offense Rors, but, I really don't think you have room to talk. You've DIED. Several times. Albeit, you were brought back, but you DIED!
Number 10 ignored you all the time?
Me: Nah, we're not ignoring each other. We're wondering about what's over that rainbow right over there.
Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?
Me: I swear to God if you get me killed...
Sam: Me? What do you mean me?
Me: Last time there were any just regular ol' serial killers, they got YOU first.
You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?
Me: Doctorrrrrrr! Sonic it or something!
Doctor (10): Can't. Sonic can't set a break.
Me: Well, can't you?
Doctor: Errr, weeellll...
Me: Of course.
It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?
Gibbs: *hands over Starbucks card, wordlessly*
Me: *LE GASP!* HOW DID YOU KNOW?!?! Wait, of course you did, you're Gibbs...
You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?
Me: *crying in a corner due to fact HELLO! FIRE! DEAN! WHAT'S HE GONNA DO? EXACTLY!*
Dean: *looks at me all weird, picks me up and runs me out of said building*
5 sees you about to do something that will make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?
Me: *doing something so totally stupid*
Cas: *tilts head, knowing I'm about to do something embarrassing, but doesn't know how to approach me about it*
Me: *looking at him head tilt* SQUEEE-HE-HEEEEE!! *blushes*
well, okay, at least he saved me from the first embarrassment
You're about to marry number 3. What's 1's reaction:
Sam: *eyetwitch eyetwitch*
Me: *eyetwitch eyetwitch*
McGee: Hey, um, where's Gibbs?
Tony: I think he locked himself in his basement.
You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
Ha! And what IS this fantasy world! Dumped implied dated.
You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?
Rory: Um... whoo! Yeah! You- you go! You go and do that- that thing!
Me: Thanks. So much.
You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?
Dorothy: *splashes me with water, just to be sure...*
Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
Me: Really? Really? You're asking me why? A: adorable-
Me: Two: smart.
Dean: *growly face*
Me: Tois: a SWEETHEART
Dean: *full out rolling on the floor*
Me: Shall I continue?
You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to her parents. Would you get along?
Me: *not for sure whether to eyetwitch or be sad, eyetwitches anyways*
Jack: Now, where on Earth is Leroy?
Tony: Probably still in the basement.
Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
Me: *squees in happiness for about five seconds, then realizes the numbers are actually one off, then sighs* No. *walks away and thinks up the many scenarios I could've used if it were THE RIGHT NUMBERS, not even caring that I could've done some amazing bit at the fact there's a stuffed animal involved*
Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?
Me: Um, okay, what CAN I do? He's a twenty-seven year old TEDDY BEAR.
You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
Me: *uh oh... I have a feeling it needs to be TWENTY PERCENT COOLER (what is with me today?)*
Number 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?
Me: Oh, don't worry there, Derpy. You'll find someone, I KNOW it.
Equestrian TARDIS whirs into existence*
Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses his/her love by sending an email. Now what?
Me: Rory, what the eff?
Me: The e-mail..?
Rory: What... oh no...
Doctor (11): Um, Rory.. would you explain these pictu-
You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?
Me: *fishmouthing* Wh- wh- wha-- whu? Wait? Is she twenty-something like she looks in the movie or 12? I'M SO CONFUSED!
Would 2 trust 5?
Doctor (10): Castiel! How are you doing, old friend?
Cas: Oh no...
Me: Huh? You two know each other?
Doctor: Yes! I always drop in on Heaven every once in a while...
Me: WHAT?! YOU CAN DO THAT?!?!
Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?
Me: Um, what point would he have to poke her anyways? At any age?
Dean: Boredom, that's why.
Me: True. But what about Sammy?
5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?
Sam: Really? REALLY?
Cas: I think going into entomology would be interesting...
Me: *bursts into tears AGAIN!*
If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?
after the whole hubub of Gibbs wanting to shoot Ted...*
The outcome: takeout pizza.
7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?
Rainbow Dash: Aviator or something, I guess.
Rory: Really? REALLY?
8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?
Derpy: Umm... uh oh...
Me: *trying not to laugh as Cas gets so confused because he's HALF BALD*
9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?
Me: *starts to partially freak out again, then realizes the numbers, then shrugs to Rory* I'unno. Draw Miss Piggy or something.
10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?
Me- brain: *blankness blankness blankness blankness...*
1 accidentally kicked 10?
Me: Seriously, what is WITH you two?
2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 got it. What would happen?
Rory: *kind of feels depressed and all because the Doctor told him a little about Rose, and the Doctor doesn't know yet, so he hands the phone to River to see if she can do something*
5 and 6 did a workout together?
Me: UGH! FIVE AND SIX! FIVE AND SIX! IS THERE NOTHING WITH FOUR AND FIVE? SERIOUSLY? SERIOUSLY? I don't know... Ted wouldn't at all, and Cas wouldn't know what to do.
6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?
Ted: *relieved because he knows Mr. Bear might be there and things could get awkward...*
7 won the lottery?
Rainbow Dash: WHOO HOO! CIDER FOREVER!
8 had quite a big secret?
Derpy: Shh... don't tell anybody, but... I've been time-travelling...
The World: *already knows but goes with it anyways because c'mon it's Derpy, leave her be*
9 became a singer?
The World: *fishmouth*
10 got a daughter?
Me: *gulp* Saaaaaam...?
What would 1 think of 2?
Sam: Omygosh... Doctor... it's an honor...
Doctor(10): Ah, the feeling's mutual. Castiel has said a lot of good things about you and your brother.
Sam: What? CAS?!
How would 3 greet 4?
Gibbs: *does that stare thing that everyone just kind of knows means 'hey, hi hello, let's get on with this*
What would 8 envy about 5?
Me: Hmmm... what exactly WOULD a magical flying pony envy about an angel..?
What dream would 5 have about 6?
Me: SERIOUSLY? NOTHING FOUR AND FIVE? FOR. GET. THIS.
What do 6 and 7 have in common?
Me: They are total BAMFs in their own right.
What would make 7 angry at 8?
Me: Accidentally knocking her down in a hole.. again.
What would 9 never dare to tell 10?
Me: I DON'T KNOW LET'S JUST FINISH IT!
How do you feel right now?
Me: Still miffed there was nothing four/five... wait...
Me: Yes! Okay. I'm happy now. Everyone else, go home! I don't really care anymore! Bye!
- I'll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter.
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating student as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole.
I ran with scissors, and lived!
I survived Y2K, 9/11, mad cow disease, bird flu and swine flu. 2012, bring it on.
I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
- Success is a relative term. It attracts all the relatives.
- There should be a better way to start the day than waking up every morning.
- 'Hard work never killed anybody' But why take the risk?
- Whatever tickles your pickle
Whatever floats your goat.
- You have one advantage over me: you can kiss my ass. I cant.
If you got through every word of this pointless profile, PM me! I wanna hear from this brave soul!
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