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Joined 12-20-09, id: 2184609, Profile Updated: 09-13-11

I'm a hedonist, musician, hipster, part time student and full time performer. Most of my writing is done through Science lectures, as it were.
I'm from Australia, because everything is better down under.
I'm currently beta-ing for a lovely Scottish girl named Fi. She's fantastic, I'd definitely reccomend her work. I'll put a link up when I'm stuffed.

And I'll suppose, since I don't have any ideas on what to write. I'll just shamelessly plug my clothing line and music.
All of which I'll put links up for when I'm bothered/stuffed/vaguely motivated.

xx May

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The Source of Our Power by Chazzam reviews
Klaine AU set in the BtVS 'verse. Blaine Anderson is the only boy ever called to be a Slayer. He already feels like an outsider, but when he meets his new Watcher it seems that things can only get worse. IT'S OK IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN BUFFY-INFO PAGE POSTED!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 84,634 - Reviews: 737 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 644 - Updated: 9/24/2013 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Ava Watson Verse 3: Rocks of Salvation by KeelieThompson1 reviews
Moriarty's games and Sherlock's own arrogance have cost him the battle, but the war for Sherlock's soul plays on. Who would have thought that the shattered army doctor and the tiny girl could put up such a fight? Spoilers for 2x03 Slash
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 124,849 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Goodbye, Mr Holmes by patster223 reviews
"I'll text you," Irene says, not as a promise or as an act of sentiment, but simply because that is what she intends to do. Spoilers for A Scandal in Belgravia. Slight Sherlock/John.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Sherlock H. - Complete
Peanuts : A Domestic Bliss Ficlet by Kijakazibibi reviews
3 year-old Hamish Watson Holmes displays his knowledge of the male anatomy.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/5/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Achieving Transparency by Arwen Jade Kenobi reviews
It takes Irene Adler for Sherlock to understand exactly who and what John Watson is to him. SPOILERS FOR A SCANDAL IN BELGRAVIA. Sherlock/Irene of a sort , pre Sherlock/John.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,848 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sherlock Vs Cinema by SnivaliceLlover reviews
John is determined to make him and Sherlock a normal couple, but an outing to the cinema with a 'terribly' written murder mystery proves otherwise. Fluff, and hysteria throughout. JohnLock - Sherlock/Watson.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
The Structural Composition of Folly by JessamyGriffith reviews
John convinces Sherlock to join the Greatest International Scavenger Hunt the World Has Ever Seen, the brainchild of Misha 'Castiel' Collins. Can Sherlock rise to the challenge? Is he in it to win it? And will John ever be the same after it's over?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,133 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Then came a baby boy by Slytherin-Abbyforever reviews
My take on the parenting class challenge at Hogwarts. Dramione eventually. Our fave characters have to deal with homework, classes, teenage drama, interhouse rivalry... and a baby. I know, atrocious summary
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,809 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Tangled Words Were Never Mine by Town of ice reviews
If Santana and Blaine agree on anything, it's that it's not going to be okay and that everybody should stop saying that. Klaine, Brittana. Santana/Karofsky/Blaine/Kurt friendship. Angst.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 35,599 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Santana L., Blaine A.
Hear Me Now by angeltrap reviews
Dean had never been good at letting go of people he cared about. Castiel was no exception. CastielxDean Sam, spoilers up to 7x03.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,539 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/19/2011 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Jack In The Box by TaiKaze reviews
"After he put you through all this, you'll defend him?" "I will do it a thousand times again if I could!" With that, John steped onto the ledge, and all Sherlock could do was watch...
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,890 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Start of a Beautiful Something by halona85 reviews
Blaine Anderson is the owner of a failing café in West Hollywood. Closing the place down seems all but inevitable until one day, minor celebrity Jesse St. James walks in.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,384 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Blaine A., Jesse sJ. - Complete
Furt Hudmel Almost Killed Klaine Anummel by TexasTurtleFan reviews
Kurt is the oblivious one. Blaine takes everything the wrong way. And Finn is the one who has to pay for it.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,076 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 41 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Love, Hate, and Sequined Headbands by AimlessGirl reviews
Life seemes to be getting back to normal when everyone returns home from Idris; but when Alec and Magnus grow apart, will the only thing that brings them back together be death? On top of everything, old foes are returning.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,771 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Alec L., Magnus B.
CCHS by ariviand reviews
In the style of so many bestselling teen novels, the Mortal Instruments characters go to high school. How will they will battle the pressure of making grades, fitting in, and extracurricular activities? AH/AU, present day. Cookies from original.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 63 - Words: 88,754 - Reviews: 922 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Matching Converse and Ballroom Dancing by klemonademouth reviews
"They meet when they're five. They're on the bus to school, and a second grader picks up Blaine's Powerpuff Girls lunch box and throws it out the window. Blaine bursts into tears. Kurt, just a kindergartener, trips the bully as he walks past." Klaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,129 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/15/2011 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The Boy Who Lives on Heaven Hill by winterswallows reviews
Premise: Jeremiah feels decidedly uncomfortable dating minors. Premise: Sans letterman and with stubble on his jaw, Dave Karofsky can easily pass for twenty something. Logical conclusion: Total mess. /oneshot, complete/
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,206 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/2/2011 - D. Karofsky, Jeremiah - Complete
Through the Eyes of the Observer by klemonademouth reviews
During the day, a barista saw a lot of things- people arguing on cellphones, sappy couples, people getting their heartbroken, people getting proposed to. All stages of love, out on display for the world to see, if it so chose. Klaine. Coffeeshop fic.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,033 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 850 - Follows: 50 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Another Life: CoT Award for Best Future Fic by a-silver-story reviews
Ianto finds himself heartbroken and alone, torn away from Jack and trapped in an alien environment. Eventually learns that no matter what point in Jack Harkness' life he finds himself, they will always fall in love. Warnings for M/M, and lots of it.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 24 - Words: 163,796 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Hold Me While I'm Here by Nitte iz reviews
Dumbledore gives Harry an offer he can't refuse. A year at Hogwarts without constant whispering, life-threatening situations, or Voldemort. How? By taking a trip to when Marauders were still faithful and 16. !Um, make that one out of three!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 139,503 - Reviews: 4153 - Favs: 3,955 - Follows: 4,171 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 9/8/2003 - Harry P., James P.
Big Misunderstandings by C.Queen reviews
Alec is kidnapped by a young, heartbroken warlock who decides to make Alec his own Dr. Phil instead of killing him. Meanwhile Magnus and co think Alec is in serious trouble and are out for the kidnapper's blood. Loads of misunderstandings ahead.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,810 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/17/2010 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Bound by Blood by TheNefariousMe reviews
When James and Lily give Harry up for adoption to better train his twin brother, Henry, the false boy-who-lived, Harry is left at an orphanage, until he's adopted... by the Malfoy's! Now, Draco and Harry re-named Adrian are off to Hogwarts!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 52 - Words: 66,712 - Reviews: 1665 - Favs: 2,407 - Follows: 1,284 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Don't Forget Me by wearethedead reviews
Here I'll be posting drabbles and one-shots involving our favourite captain and coffee boy. I wish I was good at summarys...
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,034 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/11/2010 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Ianto J., Jack H.
A Light in the Dark by Athenian Grace reviews
Vernon and Petunia Dursley didn’t see the letter Dumbledore left and brought baby Harry to a hospital. Will compassionate Doctor Cullen be able to let Harry go? Will they ever understand Harry's past? Twilight crossover
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 103,722 - Reviews: 1575 - Favs: 2,923 - Follows: 1,964 - Updated: 4/30/2010 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Harry P., Edward - Complete
Mortal Malls! by Paramore7 reviews
HOW HAVEN'T THEY CONFISCATED THAT YET?" When Clary and Izzy drag Alec and Jace to the mall hilarity issues. Especially when Magnus shows up! Now co-writing with Fly Away Dreams! Yay!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,915 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/18/2010 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Alec L., Jace W. - Complete
Torchwood America by TWIantoJones reviews
New version available! It's called "Torchwood America Version 2".
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 61,891 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Ianto J.
Obligatory First Time Janto Fic by a-silver-story reviews
Every Janto ficcer has one: The first time fic. Obviously, a warning for M/M. I decided I wanted a break from the fics where Jack is characterised badly and uses Ianto or Ianto sleeps with Jack to keep him away from Lisa, not really wanting to. Slow Burn!
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,243 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Torchwood: Doppelgangers by DarqueQueen7 reviews
Summary: In present day mythology, a doppelganger is someone different that looks just like you. Jack has seen many in his time that looked like others he knew in the past…he just never thought he’d see him again. – Set five years after CoE.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,594 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Jack H. - Complete
Fluffy Pink Cushions by Writing On The Walls reviews
Alec was sick of seeing pink. Malec
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
The Ballad of Ianto Jones by a-silver-story reviews
Jack returns to Earth a thousand years after the events of CoE and discovers a chilling mystery surrounding the year 2009, the death of Ianto Jones and the life of Gwen Cooper.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,579 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Knock Knock, Who's There? by truly unruly reviews
Oneshot. “He will knock four times? What if somebody knocks three times, just to fool you? You’ll open the door, and they’ll be like “Ha-ha, got you! BANG.” The Master can’t resist teasing his captive a little. Crack!fic, first attempt at all-dialogue.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/28/2009 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
Coffee Mugs by TWIantoJones reviews
Gwen's been at Torchwood for a few months but doesn't feel as if she's really part of the team. Ianto shows her how wrong she is with a simple gift- a coffee mug.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Gwen C., Ianto J. - Complete
Book Two of Torchwood: After the Fall by TWIantoJones reviews
Book Two of Torchwood: After the Fall. Immediately after "Everything Changes", Jack and Ianto deal with family issues. Torchwood has to learn how to function with the not-so-new additions while they learn a bit more about the effects and consequences.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,989 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Book One of Torchwood: After the Fall by TWIantoJones reviews
The future is what we make it. Many years after Ianto Jones died because of the 456 Captain Jack still has not forgotten. He knows that what has been done can be undone. And he is determined to save Ianto. No matter the cost.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,295 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
These Tables Are Numbered by Just Gabz reviews
Each year Jack gets sent to a Torchwood dinner but this year he takes Ianto and this year, sabotage is on the menu. Inspired by the song 'There's A Good Reason Why These Tables Are Numbered Honey, you Just Haven't Thought Of It Yet' By Panic! At The Disco
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,575 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Change by 0lizzybennet0 reviews
Jack has an accident which results in a reluctant Ianto looking after him. Janto
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,439 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Memory Lapse by Just Gabz reviews
Jack And Ianto are investigating an alien artefact when a burst of light hits them, what must the team do to fix the effects?
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,626 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/24/2009 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
A Day Out Of The Office by whingymcgregor reviews
Torchwood are still reeling from the events of Exit Wounds, so what will happen when Martha Jones calls to say the Doctor's got himself in a bit of a pickle. Again. Post Exit Wounds. Mostly a Jack/Ianto adventure NOW COMPLETE :D
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,559 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/13/2008 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Complete