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Personality: Hyper Dumbass
Appearance: Brown eyes, brown curly/wavey hair, pale skin.
Location: England :) don't come tracking me down, whatever you do X(
You know your addicted to Death Note when you hear the word "chocolate" and think of Mello :)
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Likes: (NOT IN ORDER) Anime/Manga, Computer, Sweets, Piano, Drawing, Writing, Reading, Books, Games, Spongebob, The Sims 3 (and all extensions and stuff), Art, Drama, English, Music
Dislikes: (NOT IN ORDER) Computer Crash, Nosy People, People Who Nag Me, People Who Take The Piss, Bitchy People, Perverts (though for the last one, I mean REAL ones that wanna touch kids or something like that, not pervs as in boys at school who f*ck about and stuff. And I also don't mean people like myself who love Yaoi)
Fav Anime: (NOT IN ORDER) Death Note, Hell Girl, Code Geass, Fruit Baskets, Rosario+Vampire, Chibi Vampire, Vampire Knight, Lucky Star, Haruhi Suzumiya, Ichigo 100%, Junjou Romantica
Other Anime I Have Watched: Sailor Moon, Mermaid Melody, Tokyo Mew Mew, Please Teacher
This is something that's a bit hard to understand, but you'll probs laugh for a reason no one knows...
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And now something about Yaoi:
7 Things I Hate About Everyone
#1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
#2. People who are willing to get off their @ss to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually.
#3. When people say, "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it?
#4. When people say while watching a film, "Did you see that?". No loser, I paid £12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
#5. People who ask, "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
#6. When people say, "Life is short". What the hell? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does! What can you do that's longer?
#7. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came, would I be standing here dumb @ss?
Crazy Icon Thingys:
A Good Friend Will Comfort You When He Rejects You, But A Best Friend Will Go Up To Him & Say, "IT'S 'COZ UR GAY ISN'T IT!?"
Last night I lay in bed, looking up at the stars in the sky & thought to myself, "WHERE THE FUCK IS MY CEILING!?"
whoever said, "NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE" obviously never tried to slam a revolving door
I'm the girl who can watch tons of horror movies & not get scared, but screams at the top of my lungs when toast pops outta the toaster
SOMETIMES IN LIFE, U JUST GOTTA SAY "WHAT THE FUCK!?"
the elephant went to the camel & said, "WHY DO U HAVE 2 BOOBS ON UR BACK?" the camel repiled, "THAT'S A PRETTY STUPID QUESTION FROM SOMEONE WHO HAS A DICK ON HIS FACE!!"
when u call us BITCHES we look at each other & crack up 'coz we knew that WAAAAAAYYY BEFORE U DID
don't follow in my footsteps, I run into walls
sometimes I wonder ... "why is that frisbee getting bigger?" ... & then it hits me
didn't give a fuck yesterday, don't give a fuck today, probably won't give a fuck tomorrow ¬_¬
We're The Type Of Friends That Don't Know Why We Start Laughing, So We LAUGH HARDER
I AM NOT DRUNK! I am by nature a LOUD, CLUMSY, FRIENDLY person!
a BEST FRIEND is someone who screams "I LOVE U!" in the hallways, not caring if anyone thinks ur a lesbian
I Like Blue" ~Blue
I Like Orange" ~Pink
But You're Pink ~Yellow
Shut Up Yellow, Pink Can Like What She Wants!" ~Orange
Stay Outta This, Orange. You're Such A Fruit!" ~Yellow
Jesus Yellow, You're Such An Attention Hog!" ~Orange
Ohhh Dissed!" ~Green
Hey Yellow, Are You Gonna Take That From Orange?" ~Purple
Shut Up Guys, I Wanna Hear Them Fight!" ~Light Green
Hi, my name is Kazu.
I like Writing and I like Athletics.
I am running down the road
I suddenly tripped over.
I come home with a scatch on my knee.
My mummy begins to worry.
I tell her I am fine.
She sighs and says ok.
I am at school.
When suddenly I fall and hit a tree.
I am sent to the sickbay.
Then I am sent home.
Mummy takes me to the doctors.
The doctors tell mummy something.
Mummy starts to cry.
I tell her it's ok.
I'm not going to die.
She tells me I am starting.
Starting to be slower.
I don't know what it means.
But I have become sick.
I tell mummy it's ok.
I will become better.
Mummy starts to cry.
Do I have cancer?
Mummy says no.
Then what do I suppose.
As a year had past.
I struggle to walk.
My speech is getting slower.
It's hard for me to talk.
My friends like to help me.
My classmates like to run.
But I have to sit down.
And watch them have fun.
Then one day my teacher.
Comes to see mummy.
Daddy comes out.
And starts to get all snotty.
The teacher tells my parents.
I can no longer go to school.
My motion is too slow.
I ask the teacher slowly.
I am sorry I am useless.
I start to cry and beg her.
I want to go to school.
The teacher gives a smile.
And tells me she is sorry.
The school cant really help me.
The words were so cruel.
The day I had to leave.
My friends and classmates cried.
The boys upon the windows.
Wave to me goodbye.
I smile and sit in the car.
I am taken to a school.
A school with special people.
Just like me and you.
I start to have some fun.
I made a lot of friends.
As many years passed again.
I talk too slow to understand.
I cannot run anymore.
And I struggle to even stand.
I cannot write in my diary.
My motion is too slow.
Then one day I am sent.
To the hospital again.
Now many years have passed.
I lie in a warm bed.
I cannot move my body.
I cannot move again.
I talk very slowly.
I cannot move my head.
My mummy sits there crying.
My daddy looks depressed.
I ask my mummy sadly.
Am I going to die.
My mother holds my hand.
Yells and starts to cry.
A few more years later.
I have to shut my eyes.
I cannot talk or move.
I seem to have died.
Copy and Paste this story about Kazu who was diagnosed with a rare uncurable disease, Spinocerebellar Degeneration, in your profile. This disease causes a failure of muscle control in their arms and legs, resulting in a lack of balance and coordination or a disturbance of gait. Support and send the message worldwide.
Random, funny things!
~When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how the heck you did it
~Death is life’s way of saying you’ve been fired
~Everyday I think people can't get any stupider. Everyday I'm proven horribly wrong
~I'm trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my @ss.
~A friend trys to help you when you get hurt, a true friends sits there laughing their a off saying, 'Dude, you're an idiot!'
~A friend helps you up when you fall a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumba?"
~When I have a kid I'm gonna put him in one of those strollers for twins and then run around the mall looking frantic.
~When someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and whack them on the head.
~I get plenty of exercise: jumping to conclusions, pushing my luck, and dodging deadlines.
~Save a tree, eat a beaver.
~Why, in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?
~Reason to smile: every seven minutes of every day, someone in aerobics class pulls a hamstring.
~Life isn't like a Burger King, you can't always have it your way.
~Despite the rising costs of living, it remains a popular activity.
~The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget, The more you forget, the less you know, so why learn?
~They say every 1 in 5 people is Chinese. There are five people in my family. Mom, dad, me, Tom, and Kong Shen Heng. I think its Tom.
~Last night I was lying in bed, looking at the stars. Then I wondered, WHERE THE HECK IS MY CEILING?
~Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy
~I'd give you a piece of my mind, but I'm on my last one!
~24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a pack...Coincidence? I think not...
~The worst part about being lied to is knowing you're not worth the truth. :(
~If your heart was really broken you'd be dead, so be quiet...
~A friend helps you up when you fall down. A best friend laughs and trips you again.
~I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.
~The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'.
You know you live in 2010 when...
1) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.
3) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have MSN or Myspace.
4) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.
6) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9) You were too busy to notice number 5.
10) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11) Now you're laughing at your stupidity.
12) Now you're thinking, "I have to put this on my profile!"
13) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.
#1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bast*rd who made you sad.
#2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
#3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.
#4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
#5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
#6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
#7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
#8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy @ss.
#9. This is my oath... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask; "because you are my friend".
This is so true!
Difference between Friends & Best Friends.
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
Warning! Read this only if you want to be depressed!
Every Abortion Is Just . . .Cruel
If you're against abortion, re-post this plz!
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