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I'm CedarKuruQan. CedarKuruan is me.

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Official Drunk Harry Challenge:

Warning: Do not imbibe foreign materials, before or after the consumption of Felix Felicis.

Too bad Harry Potter never got that memo.

Pm me if you feel you're up to it. There's no determined pairing, just NO SLASH, you can do without pairings either. You absolutely MUST feature a drunken Harry. PM me for more details.

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Finally, I've gotten permission to work on the challenge fic by Jon3776. It's a merging of his ideas from The Redemption of The Black Sisters and Seven Queens of Darkness, Seven Ladies of Light. Wip. It's set to come in about two weeks time(June 30th). No regular updates given. I won't abandon it - unless I abandon fan fiction that is. And if I do, well...then that's that.

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Stuff totally unrelated to fanfiction...at all.

In this videos are the truly awe-inspiring, mouth-dropping, unbelievable-till-you-see-it, game play of Dota. I put this here because Dota isn't just about a game. It's about innovation, inspiration, and fuck it all everything else in between. Apply the lesson you learn from it in real life, you might be surprised with what you get.

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Epicness Naruto sayings:

Ten Simple Rules for Dating My Daughter by Hyuuga Hiashi by Shawny Wong

Rule One: If you come up to gates of the Hyuuga estate and announce your presence you'd better be delivering an important message from the Hokage, because you're sure not picking anything up.

Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.

Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered practical for boys of your age to remove their shirts when they have been training for hours on end. Presumably, this is to ensure that you do not overheat while you are training outdoors. Please don't take this as an insult but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. We do have air conditioned dojos and indoor training halls for a reason. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may remove your shirts and tops whenever and wherever you want, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your pants do not, accidentally, come off during any time spent with my daughter, I will take my senbon and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.

Rule Four: I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex with the wrong kunoichi can kill you. Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, my daughter is that kunoichi, and I will kill you.

Rule Five: It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about recent missions, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is "early."

Rule Six: I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry.

Rule Seven: As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process that can take longer than sculpting the Hokage Monument. Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like sweeping my floors?

Rule Eight: The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. Places where there are no parents, ninja patrols, or nuns within eyesight. Places where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka - zipped up to her throat. Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which feature chainsaws are okay. Chunin exam tournaments are okay. Morino Ibiki's interrogation chambers are better. (Speaking of which, Ibiki owes me a favor. Would you like me to make an appointment for you? It's no trouble.)

Rule Nine: Do not lie to me. I am a master of the Byakugan – that makes me a living lie detector. I can see every involuntary twitch, every breath, and each bead of sweat on your face. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have an army of elite Byakugan users at my beck and call. Do not trifle with me.

Rule Ten: Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your steps coming up to my front gate for an enemy Cloud ninja sent here to steal the secrets of the Byakugan. You remember what happened to the last Cloud ninja who crossed me, don't you? Incidentally, I will be cleaning and polishing the family katana as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you set one foot on my property you should submit yourself to a full body search by my guards, remove all hidden weapons from your person, and keep both hands in plain sight. Announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then leave - there is no need for you to come inside. You may not see me, but rest assured. I see you.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIfwanzrjBY - i, dota 3

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmW4wqaKdZ8&feature=related - i, dota 2

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRx2EQg4n8k&feature=related - you, dota

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEVm-65jc5I&feature=fvst - hexor the movie retry, by hOlyhexOr

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8sJUwQZ0lo&feature=related - Dota - Luck is no Excuse by hOlyhexOr

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23HV78tJwyw&feature=related - Dota - The Truth by hOlyhexOr

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDWw40-_xT8 - Dota - The Magical Kunkka

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Heart and Soul by Sillimaure reviews
The Dementor attack on Harry during the summer after his fourth year leaves him on the verge of having his wand snapped. Unwilling to leave anything to chance, Sirius Black sets events into motion which will change Harry's life forever. HP/HG/FD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 80 - Words: 752,614 - Reviews: 5740 - Favs: 6,682 - Follows: 5,958 - Updated: 1/19/2014 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D. - Complete
Modest, Too by Luan Mao reviews
Tear it all down and build it back up, better. It's a modest goal.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 61,289 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 1,014 - Follows: 1,000 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Harry P., Tracey D.
By That Last Candle’s Light by SeriousScribble reviews
More than just Sirius died that night at the Ministry. Harry is left strangely empty, driven by one thought, a burning desire for revenge on the witch who killed his Godfather. But the further he goes, the more blurred everything gets. HPBella done right.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 33,455 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Harry P., Bellatrix L.
Mind Games by Ravenclaw Red reviews
He was convinced that some element of his past would come back to haunt him. He just hadn't expected it to be so...addictive.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,227 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Harry P., Draco M., Ginny W., Cho C.
If Only by Nugar reviews
AU A comparison to High Maintenance, also just for fun. This time, it's Naruto who was born female. A serious, yet funny, look at a world where Naruko pretended to be a boy, but did a terrible job of it. Fem!NarutoxSasuke because I like messing with you.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,197 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 569 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Harry Potter and the Golden Needle by xenocidender reviews
Harry has an idea of how to break the rules of Transfiguration, and it actually might work. Maybe. Plenty of other things happen too. No slash and no pairings as yet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 97,849 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 1,616 - Follows: 2,061 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Harry P., S. Vector
The Lie I've Lived by jbern reviews
Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 234,571 - Reviews: 4218 - Favs: 8,357 - Follows: 3,821 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
A Very Harry History by grenouille7777 reviews
A young historian from the distant future researches the Dark Lord's fall by getting into Harry's head, literally, and finds more than she bargained for. One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,069 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 90 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
A Delicate Condition by Shawny Wong reviews
A mistake at the hospital’s pharmacy causes trouble for many kunoichi in Konoha – and Hinata finds herself in a delicate condition. Written for Thirty Kisses community on Live Journal. NaruHina. Minor pairings: SasuSaku, NejiTen, ShikaIno.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,022 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 611 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Secondhand Lions by Krahae reviews
In which, Harry learns he's not really Harry at all...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 41,574 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 4/4/2009 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Penance by Krahae reviews
Oneshot. Her face it may be, but the light behind those eyes is you. You'll give him something she never would. You are a 'Puff after all. Friendship, loyalty means everything. Mind the rating, it's intended.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,389 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/22/2009 - N. Tonks, Harry P. - Complete
Insidious Inquisitor by Yunaine reviews
Harry Potter is dosed with Veritaserum by Dolores Umbridge. Afterwards his entire world is turned upside down. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Susan/Hannah
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,850 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 2,893 - Follows: 670 - Published: 7/12/2008 - [Harry P., Susan B., Hannah A.] - Complete
The Horror! The Horror! by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Humorous, post GOF tale. Harry goes to Africa and sets up a potions ingredient business. Wackiness ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,926 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 2,103 - Follows: 696 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
You'll never have to by Renevatio reviews
He had never thanked her. She never asked him to. Harry and Tonks. HONKS! Takes place between the summer of fifth and sixth year. Disclaimer: I don't own anything Harry Potter related
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,383 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 12/13/2007 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Fall of the Malfoys, Rise of the Blacks by Hawk reviews
Narcissa Malfoy has joined the Order of the Phoenix and she has plans that could turn the Wizarding World upside down. Not to forget how it will affect Harry Potter...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,347 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 12/25/2006 - Published: 8/3/2006 - Harry P., Narcissa M.
For Love and Honor by Lanindur Du'Undarian reviews
Hermione finds herself carrying the Boy Who Lived's child after an act of comfort on the night of Sirius' Death. As she confronts her parents with the awkward news, things take a horrifying turn when Hermione's enraged father drives her to Privet Drive...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 92,278 - Reviews: 2231 - Favs: 2,750 - Follows: 2,943 - Updated: 6/8/2006 - Published: 12/13/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Redemption & Salvation reviews
Response to Jon3776's challenge, Redemption of the Black Sisters. Seven Ladies of Darkness, Seven Ladies of Light will be the sequel.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,670 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Harry P., Bellatrix L.
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