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I'm CedarKuruQan. CedarKuruan is me.
Official Drunk Harry Challenge:
Warning: Do not imbibe foreign materials, before or after the consumption of Felix Felicis.
Too bad Harry Potter never got that memo.
Pm me if you feel you're up to it. There's no determined pairing, just NO SLASH, you can do without pairings either. You absolutely MUST feature a drunken Harry. PM me for more details.
Finally, I've gotten permission to work on the challenge fic by Jon3776. It's a merging of his ideas from The Redemption of The Black Sisters and Seven Queens of Darkness, Seven Ladies of Light. Wip. It's set to come in about two weeks time(June 30th). No regular updates given. I won't abandon it - unless I abandon fan fiction that is. And if I do, well...then that's that.
Stuff totally unrelated to fanfiction...at all.
In this videos are the truly awe-inspiring, mouth-dropping, unbelievable-till-you-see-it, game play of Dota. I put this here because Dota isn't just about a game. It's about innovation, inspiration, and fuck it all everything else in between. Apply the lesson you learn from it in real life, you might be surprised with what you get.
Epicness Naruto sayings:
Ten Simple Rules for Dating My Daughter by Hyuuga Hiashi by Shawny Wong
Rule One: If you come up to gates of the Hyuuga estate and announce your presence you'd better be delivering an important message from the Hokage, because you're sure not picking anything up.
Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.
Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered practical for boys of your age to remove their shirts when they have been training for hours on end. Presumably, this is to ensure that you do not overheat while you are training outdoors. Please don't take this as an insult but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. We do have air conditioned dojos and indoor training halls for a reason. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may remove your shirts and tops whenever and wherever you want, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your pants do not, accidentally, come off during any time spent with my daughter, I will take my senbon and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.
Rule Four: I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex with the wrong kunoichi can kill you. Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, my daughter is that kunoichi, and I will kill you.
Rule Five: It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about recent missions, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is "early."
Rule Six: I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry.
Rule Seven: As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process that can take longer than sculpting the Hokage Monument. Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like sweeping my floors?
Rule Eight: The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. Places where there are no parents, ninja patrols, or nuns within eyesight. Places where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka - zipped up to her throat. Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which feature chainsaws are okay. Chunin exam tournaments are okay. Morino Ibiki's interrogation chambers are better. (Speaking of which, Ibiki owes me a favor. Would you like me to make an appointment for you? It's no trouble.)
Rule Nine: Do not lie to me. I am a master of the Byakugan – that makes me a living lie detector. I can see every involuntary twitch, every breath, and each bead of sweat on your face. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have an army of elite Byakugan users at my beck and call. Do not trifle with me.
Rule Ten: Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your steps coming up to my front gate for an enemy Cloud ninja sent here to steal the secrets of the Byakugan. You remember what happened to the last Cloud ninja who crossed me, don't you? Incidentally, I will be cleaning and polishing the family katana as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you set one foot on my property you should submit yourself to a full body search by my guards, remove all hidden weapons from your person, and keep both hands in plain sight. Announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then leave - there is no need for you to come inside. You may not see me, but rest assured. I see you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIfwanzrjBY - i, dota 3
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEVm-65jc5I&feature=fvst - hexor the movie retry, by hOlyhexOr
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8sJUwQZ0lo&feature=related - Dota - Luck is no Excuse by hOlyhexOr
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23HV78tJwyw&feature=related - Dota - The Truth by hOlyhexOr
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDWw40-_xT8 - Dota - The Magical Kunkka