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Joined 12-21-09, id: 2185175, Profile Updated: 06-28-13
Author has written 3 stories for Vampire Knight, D.Gray-Man, and Japanese Mythology.

Yeah I changed my user-name, this one is my real pen name for when I (hopefully) publish a book so please look out for it CHEERS! (Previously RobinKazashima-VampireScarlett)

I love many manga/anime but if I had to say my top ten it would have to be...


2. D.grey-man

3. Kuroshitsuji

4. Ao no exorcist

5. PoT

6. Kyo kara maoh!

7. Naruto Shippuden (not so keen on the first one don't know why)

8. Working!!

9. Bakuman

10. Tonari no kaibatsu-kun

My friends and family are my life (but they can really get on my nerves) I love all animals especially Dogs (mostly wolves dkw),Cats (any), snakes, rats and bats. I plan to become a forensic pathologist but will possibly go abroad and work somewhere else. I'm a massive fan of The GazettE and Kat-tun!! I love their music so much!!!!!! Also a massive fan of DoA and Ninja gaiden X).

If you asked me what I would do if someone had set fire to a building and that house was a really special house to some-one I'd let it burn only cause its none of my buisness.

I'm not really supersticious if thats how you spell it but at times I can't help but follow them and see if anything happens.

I'm crazy and if you think that while home alone I was playing splinter cell (btw I'm a GIRL and yes I play video games that involve killing people) some-one knocked on the door and not wanting to answer it made my escape by crawling across my living room and out to the back garden to make my way to the kitchen just to see if they'd gone (which they had thank god) is something a crazy person would do then I am 100% crazy. And as I said I'm stupid by which I mean that one day I thought Romans came from france.


soz had to do this :)

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace,or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with alot of things, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone- Bearhug946, EdwardCullenEqualsLife, Stephanie Deux, Aintzane411, BillieMaysSaysKaboom,Nuns N' Bagels, Damon.x.Baird.x, ita-chan01, Razzika, Lyn Gainsborough, Alexia The Hedgehog, Rainbow the hedgefox, Bekah the Hedgehog, OXOXPoisoned-AngelXOXO, blackshadow878,HanaKazashima

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "DANG! we screwed up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butts that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool /college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Hey! drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Will confront you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS:Will re-post this thang!

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Some boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I ran with scissors and lived!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff ... I laugh even harder

Whoever said "anything is possible" never tried to slam a revolving door.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

When you want to insult someone, walk a mile in their shoes. so when you insult them, you’re a mile away and have their shoes!

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together."

If I promise not to kill you, can I have a hug?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

If you're quiet a lot but you're ALSO really loud, copy this into your profile.

If you dislike people who dislike people who aren't pretty, copy this into your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile. (I CAN!)

If you've ever pushed on a door that said "pull" and vice versa, copy this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you like/love copying and pasting stuff into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are stupid enough to annoy Kanda and NOT run away screaming, copy this into your profile.

If you're random, weird, crazy, and/or just plain stupid enough to get a hammer and yell 'Big hammer, little hammer, grow, grow, grow!' for absolutly no apparent reason, copy this into your profile.

If you think Lavi and Allen totally belong together, copy this into your profile.

If you almost died laughing when you saw the episode where Allen had the octopus stuck on his head, copy this into your profile.

If you have too many of these 'copy and paste this onto your profile' thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you would kill to have a tail, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile.

If your stupid enough to fight the Millennium Earl with just your fists, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you ever fallen asleep, or almost fell asleep, during school, copy and paste this into your profile (too many times recently)

Copy this into your profile if you like to do random things when you're bored, like right now

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your ass off

Ninety-five percents of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If your one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this into your profile if you like chocolate chip cookies

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Deidara's Manialoll 4 Ever, DrownMySoul, MnMsRoK, Violet-Truth, BehindTheSky, ivory-fanged-goddess,HanaKazashima(I'm British though)

If you aren't homophobic, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

This is just so sad...

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag every day.
I am the girl kicked out of her home, because I confided in my mother I'm a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets, because no one will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of 27 years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.
I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones.
I killed myself weeks before graduating high school.
It was just too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us because she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not even allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.
The court says I am unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until somebody told me only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't always have to deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most: love.
I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to the fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson".


You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. Hmm, what would happen if it was sunny the day Bella got hit by the van? Oh, story idea!! Must get computer!)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (once a key actually fell off!)

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.


1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You havent played solitaire with real cards in years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they dont have a screen name or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the tv.

6.) Your boss doesnt even have the ability to do your job.

7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.

11.) & now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did.


1. Allen Walker

2. Sebastian Michealis

3. Ciel Phantomhive

4. Wolfram Von Bielefeld

5. Yuuri Shibuya

6. Zero Kiryuu

7. Ichiru Kiryuu

8. Aidou Hanabusa

9. Shiki Senri

10.Misaki Takahashi

11. Usami Akihiko

12. Pluto

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Maybe could be very interesting

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?


3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Laugh my head off and then question the world's sanity

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Yes plenty

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Maybe but I think Zero would try to Kill Sebastian pretty quickly

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

5/9 only because in the animes both Yuuri and Misaki are voiced by the same person

7. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Could certainably be

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Just yesterday

17. (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (12).

Allen and Ichiru are in a happy relationship until Senri ran away with Ichiru. Allen Brokenhearted, has a one-night stand with Akihiko and a brief and unhappy affair with Zero, then follows the wise advice of Yuuri and finds love with pluto. (Ok so After Ichiru Allen decides to go to his twin brother, and then ends up with a demon wolf/humany thing. Never knew Allen could stoop so low.)

18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a fight?

Bad for Aidou as Zero might just join his bother and shoot him in the ass

19. What would you think if you found (5) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?

Be really happy maybe get him to take me to Shin Makoku

20. How would you react if you saw (8) and (11) in a closet together with a rubber ducky?

Scared... Very scared

21. How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever?

Laugh and then maybe say Ciel no longer needed him ( Hehe)

22. You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year (just imagine it happened for the smart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find (10) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?

Not mind then ask why

23. What would you think if (1) was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If (1) is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if (1) became the most optimistic person in the world?

Allen would not do that when Kanda and Lavi are watching him and he pretty much is one of the most optimistic people in the world.

24. What would you say this second if (4) gave you a daisy right now?

Accept it and ask its name in Shin Makoku

25. (6) has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say?

Why would you steal my hairbrush??

26. (7), (9), and (4) have banded together at 3 in the morning and starts to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think?

LOL what an akward trio

27. (2) and (11) are your teachers. What would you do?

Listen more often

Opening Credits: Ka-ching (Shania Twain)

Waking Up: Haruka Kanata (Asian Kung-fu Generation)

First Day At School: Airplanes (B.O.B ft Hayley Williams)

Falling In Love: Starstrukk (3oh3 ft Katy Perry)

Fight Song: White Night True Light (Byakuya)

Breaking Up: Lillium (Miku Hatsune)

Prom night: I Like It (Enrique Inglesias ft Pitbull)

Life: Everytime we touch (Cascada)

Mental Breakdown: New Born (Muse)

Driving: Rinne Rondo (On/Off)

Flashback: A Year without Rain (Selena Gomez)

Getting back together: Te Amo (Rihanna)

Wedding: Winter Sleep (Olivia)

Birth of Child: Your gonna go far kid (The Offspring)

Final Battle: The Final Countdown (Europe)

Funeral Song: Snow Kiss (Nigilis)

Final Credits: Tri-Angle (DBSK)

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutley no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only

one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to

know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she

would be safe.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she

can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon

too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the


Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her

so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my

little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There

was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this

doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave

me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a

young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the

life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little


Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was

exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her


I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his

sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him

ld live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school, he told his friends that it was cool , and when he pulled the trigger back

It shot with a great crack! Mummy I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold

But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye, I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry

When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another, and all because he got the gun from his older brother

Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much, and please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush

And tell my little sister that she is the only one now, and tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best

Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest, mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class, and never to forget this and

please don't let this pass

Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this, mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss

And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try, I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry

Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest, but mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest, mummy I ran as fast as

I could when I heard that crack

Mummy listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new, I guess I'm not going with

daddy, on that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress

Mummy I wanted to live, but mummy I must go now the time is getting late

Mummy tell my Chris, I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date , I love you mummy I always have, I know you know it's true

Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you", In memory of the Columbian students that were lost

Please if you would, pass this around, I'd be happy if you could

Don't smash this on the ground, if you pass this on, maybe people will cry

Just keep this in heart, for the people that didn't get to say "goodbye

Do not argue with an idiot, he will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience

The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they'll be when you kill them

Some people say 'if you can't beat them, join them'. I say 'If you can't beat them, beat them', because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise

If at first you don't succeed...go back and reload the gun

Some people are only alive because it's illegal to kill them

Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat

There are few problems that can’t be solved with high explosives

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

That news traveled faster than heroin through an addicts veins

Copy and paste this on your profile if you would love an automail arm or leg or anything. Then write your name! 14AmyChan, Kagura SohmaxKyo Sohma\ HanaKazashima

1- If you love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love chocolate, put this in you your profile.

2-If you've ever wondered what you're like in a parallel universe, put this on your profile

3-If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

I'm skinny, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun

I'm BLONDE, so I must be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST believe gay people should go to Hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm punk, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I have STRAIGHT As, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.


I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi, love beer and sauerkraut, and wear a lederhose/dirndl.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.


I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE OTAKU, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff I'm PUNK, so I MUST wear only black and date only other punks.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm STRAIGHT so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.


I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH, so I must worship the DEVIL.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty


I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I don't like the SUN, so I MUST be an ALBINO.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST just do it to fit in with everyone.

I hang out with TEENAGE DRINKERS & SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a dick.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.


I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!...or a Hollow.

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. (The tea part is true though)

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, so I MUST be having cybersex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian

. I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.


I'm a LONER so I must be trying to look deep.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.


I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be a sissy.

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos

I go to RENFAIRS, so I MUST be a loser.

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I don't need ROMANCE to feel like my life is worth living so I MUST have something wrong with me

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN, so I MUST need converting.

I LOVE MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

I'm a GIRL and I like YURI, so I MUST be a lesbian.

I'm Pro-Choice so I must hate babies

NAME: Hannah

TWO: Your GANGSTAH name!(first three letters of your name and an 'izzle' at the end): Hanizzle

THREE: Your SOAP OPERA name!(middle name, and current street name): Louise Flint

FOUR: Your DETECTIVE name!(fav color and fav animal): Black Wolf

FIVE: Your SUPERHERO name!(2nd fav color, favorite drink): Red Coke

SIX: Your GOTH name!(black, and a name of your pet): Black Pudding

SEVEN: your STAR WARS name!(the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Boyhaspa

EIGHT: Your ARAB name!(2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Ayopa(k)n (Have no siblings so used cousins)

Nine: Your ORGANIZATION 13 name!(the letters of your name mixed up with an x thrown in): Yecbox

1: Ciel Phantomhive

2: Takahashi Misaki

3: Okumura Rin

4: Zero Kiryuu

5: Ichiru Kiryuu

6: Usami Akihiko

7: Echizen Ryoma

8: Takashi Natsume

9: Kaname Tanuma

10: Allen Walker

1) 1 woke you up in the middle of the night.

Me: (wakes up and stares evilily) who dares wake me from my sleep

Ciel: Me now get up, I need my morning tea

Me: (gets up) Yes master (sarcastic)

2) Number 2 asked you to go out with him.

Me: Hehe sure, but wont Akihio be mad?

Misaki: Yeah but he's still sleeping

(Akihiko walks in steals Misaki and vanishes to his room again)

3) Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering.

Me: What the hell are you doing Rin, If you dont get out now Satan will be knocking on your door tonight.

Rin: ( walks out after blushing and cursing under his breath)

4) 4 announced she's going to marry 9.

Me: Zero! Are you sure about this? He is a guy and he can see Youkai! ARE YOU SURE!?

Zero: (smacks me over the head before yelling "Your giving me a headache" and storming out the room)

5) 5 cooked you dinner.

Me: Cheers Ichi

Ichiru: No probs, Hope you like it *innocently smiles*

Me:( looks at food before pushing it away) sure this is edible it's kinda black

Ichiru: It's meant to be like that trust me *grins evilily*

6) 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

Me: Aki, you asleep ne,ne Aki-kun you awake? *starts to poke Akihiko uncontrolably*

Akihiko: Poke me one more time and I will personally send ou into a teddy bear avalanche

Me: OK hehe teddy bears are so cute and fluffy

7) 7 suddenly confessed he is part of your family

Me:Cool, so I have amazing tennis players in my family, and now I have a little brother HAHAHA

Ryoma: OK bye then *Walks quickly away*


8) 8 got into the hospital somehow?

Me: Natsume are you ok? Did the evil Youkai attack you again?

Natsume: Its fine Hannah-Chan, not seriously hurt so it does not matter

Me: *Bursts into tears*

Natsume: *Pats me on the shoulders* It's ok Hannah-Chan

9) 9 made fun of your friends?

Me: Why Tanuma? Why?

Tanuma: Because I only have one friend and he's to soft to tease

Me: fine but dont upset them too much

10) 10 ignored you all the time?

Me: Allen did I do something wrong?

Allen: *Ignores*


Allen: *turns to face me and smiles* Sorry Hannah-Chan I had my earphones in and couldn't hear you *Smiles sweetly*

Me: *Fangirl screams* It's alright I forgive you Allen-Kun

11) Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

Send Sebastian after them and kill them

12) You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

Misaki: Sorry Hannah Let me get my first aid kit and then maybe I'll call an ambulance and and...and...and *Starts to walk in circles*

Me: It's Alright Misaki Just call the ambulance, thats all you need to do.

13) It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?

Rin: Happy Birthday! we're having ours joined together with Christmas so we don't have to decorate 3 times

Me: Yay, Happy Birthday Rin and Happy Birthday Jesus!

14) You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

Zero: Hannah if you dont get out now I'll kill you

Ichiru: If she doesn't get onii-chan she will die anyway

Zero: SHUT UP baka

15) You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

Ichiru: Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe I have got to record it and put it on Youtube

16) You're about to marry number 10. What's 6's reaction?

Akihiko: * dancing round the room* Now Misaki is mine! MWahahaha, but Hannah is like a sister to m wat to do?

17) You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

Ryoma: shall I beat him in a game of tennis for you?

Me: Do you only think about Tennis?

Ryoma: Yes

Me: Damn you

18) You're angry about it afterwards, how does 8 calm you down?

Natsume: Here its a cute little youkai

Me: thanks I think

19) You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you?

Tanuma: Hannah good luck heres a lucky charm

Me: thanks Tanuma, thats really sweet of you

20) You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

Allen: Hannah, you ok have you hurt yourself or inhaled crazy laughing gas

Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Allen has debts hahahahahahahahaha

Allen: * turns into black Allen and smashes me into a wall with his innocence*

Hey guys follow me on twitter: @bernieboyce, thanks X)

COME ON ENGLAND!!!! would be nice if you you could win at least one match for us!!!!

And sorry its been so long, have been really busy and completely brain dead in the writing side of things but will update The dark secrets soon just have to write the actual chapter and will post it, thanks to everyone who has waited patiently...

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Playlist by Shadow Storyteller reviews
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 148,783 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 5/15/2014 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Allen Walker, Lavi
The Blood Filled Eyes Of A Pure Blood by Novia-almostforgot25 reviews
This story is life though the eyes of a pure blood. My name is Zaria Zaren. Besides my have beauty, I have been 19 for a few hundred years. Even though I'm a pure blood I dont see myself better than other vampires. Throw the years the Senate and the hunters have been killing my family and clan. This is my story of my life before and after Cross Academy.
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,788 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/20/2012 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Kaname K., Zero K.
Humor Me by TheDarkestTalent reviews
A girl befriends the 4 new guys in her little country school. Not as dorky as it sounds. Rated T for mild language.
Japanese Mythology - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,124 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 11/21/2011 - Published: 10/23/2011
How To Steal A Boyfriend In 1 Year by Shattered Bookman reviews
AU Lavi's unlucky in love. Every boyfriend of his is stolen by his sister. Lavi meets Allen one day and sees a possible relationship only to find out that Allen is dating his sister. Lavi won't just take it. Laven. Language slightly Possible lemon
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,030 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/18/2011 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Allen Walker, Lavi
Beyond Fake Lines by bambino-rotto reviews
AU. Allen is scarred for life from his horrible past. He starts off college with a negative attitude and expects his new roommate to hate him. What if that roommate is a lovable redheaded bunny? Laven. yaoi. slight OOC.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,480 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Allen Walker, Lavi
Black Roses by Wishful Vampire reviews
Sumiko is a 17 yr old whose parents are dead. the new prefect at cross academy, and finds herself attracting unwanted attention from the night class. OCxA pretty bad title might change it later. better than summary, please R&R!
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 39,395 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 11/15/2009
It all started with a party by Otaku-for-life reviews
Ikuto is a writer, a Yaoi writer that is! He's a hermit, and is very secluded. Though, his editors take him to a party one day to meet his Yaoi manga artist, which is none other then the famous Tadase Hotori! Yaoi, Takuto, very slight other couples. FSI
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,695 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Ikuto T., Tadase H. - Complete
Symphony In Blood by Artemis Ashfleur reviews
Sequel to "The Coward." Aikido is being targeted! But by whom? It can't really be by Kaname, who's returned with Yuuki...can it? ZeroxOC
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 24,406 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Zero K.
Foiled by skrblr reviews
Lavi and Allen return from a mission late one night. Allen has found a mysterious piece of paper, and asks Lavi what it means. And thus comes about Allen's ultimate mathematical enlightenment!
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Lavi, Allen Walker - Complete
Assassin by darkotter reviews
Allen Walker is the best assassin in the city of Mancal Willings. His employer is the most powerful man in the city. And when he knocks into someone on his way from a murder, his luck only goes from bad to worse. AU Epilogue -- Completed
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 75,969 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Complete
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Dark Order Acadamy reviews
allen is transferring to a new town and school and is a slight loner what happens when he meets and bubbly and totally crazy redhead and starts wondering is he gay
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,552 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Allen Walker, Lavi
The Dark Secrets reviews
first fanfic so might not be any good! Kori is the new girl but what is it about her that attracts the attention of many pairs of eyes and what is in her past that makes a certain hunter have mixed thoughts about her. Zeroxoc rated T for later chapters.
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,191 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/7/2012 - Published: 8/12/2011
Sweet Dreams reviews
A class of students are not what they seem. What are they? What are they hiding? And why?
Japanese Mythology - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/29/2011